/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

It’s thanksgiving and there’s no thanksgiving thread? Come on in and settle down. Tell us what you’re doing today with your waifus and family. Feast yourselves on turkey and stuffing and have a happy thanksgiving

What’s it called when a lamia gets upset?

A hissy fit!

Why are yuki-onnas so popular?

They’re super cool.

Why did the robber marry a shoggoth?

He wanted a clean getaway!

Why was the troll embarassed?

She soiled herself!

Why should gazers be the judge of what is pretty and ugly?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

What happened to the boy who got into a fight with the houri extremist?

He was destroyed!

Post, read, or request greentexts.Here's my request:I'm looking for a story where a cuckqueen monsterizes into a unicorn and to her horror finds out that her husband only wants to have sex with her.

Whelp, you done goofed now son. Waifus were being handed out but you overslept so all the first picks were taken, then the second picks, then the third picks. Now, all that's left are the waifus no one else wanted. Here's what you have to choose from.

french poodle wan- "Zis world is shit, but what else is new?"

+She's slender and prime to be petted.

+keen sense of fashion.

+Despite being very "progressive" she's kinky in bed.

- Smokes too many cigarettes so she has dog breath + cigarette flavor.

- Nihilistic. Kills any optimism you have and will continually put you down.

-she hates traditionalism, doesn't shave and doesn't want to be a mother.

American Rattlesnake thot- "Let me be your next mistake!"

+She's extra juicy but not too juicy. She'll keep you warm at night.

+Real American. Loves guns, Jesus, and freedom.

+She will scare away rival thots with her bedazzled rattle.

- Plastered with all manner of tramp stamps and assorted tattoos

-Has had multiple children out of wedlock. Wants kids with you as well.

-She tends to overdo it with alcohol. You'll need to hide the liquor from her.

Chinese siamese catgirl -"Ruv you wrong time."

+Has the charm of an older ara style woman.

+Hard working and very traditional. Good Waifu material.

+While slow to warm up to you, she'll never leave you once you have her heart.

-Can only speak broken English and Cantonese.

-Years of living in polluted China have left her with patchy fur and possible medical issues down the road.

-She's getting on up there in age. Fertility may be an issue for her if you want kiddos

African Zebra centaur -"Look at me! I am the waifu now!"

From yours truly

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>So they're finally here, performing for you

>If you know the words, you can join in too

>Put your hands together, if you want to clap

>As we take you through this monkey rap

>Huh!!

>M.A! Monkey Ass!

>She's the warmest of the bunch, you know her well

>Her fluffy paws are really swell

>Her hugs can keep you warm in the cold

>Her kindness is something to behold

>She's bigger, faster and fluffier too, she's the first member of the primate crew

>Huh!!

>M.A! Monkey Ass!

>She has style, but she is crass

>This monkey has a really fine ass

>She can handstand, which is pretty lewd

>She could stretch her legs out just to have you wooed

>She does morning workouts just to maintain her abs

>This kung fu girl can throw quick jabs

>Huh!!

>That is all the primates in the monster girl book

>KC only did two, that's all there is to look

>Huh!!

We missed celebrating October 25th, so why don't we have a thread about writing prayers to Ammit? Today's 11/11, so it's completely ideal for starting this, plus it falls in line with contributing plenty of writefaggotry in time for Reitia's "feast day" of December 6.

I've heard that thanking Ammit for little things throughout the day or asking her to cleanse your heart by consuming your negative emotions/thoughts are good ways of praying to her, so that's someplace to start. I've also heard getting stronger is a good way to add to her strength in turn, so a prayer before exercise might be good too. Additionally, what prayers would various monster girls give to Ammit?

The story of the love between a young PaIadin boy, and a young demon girl, and how they changed each others' lives forever.

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Archives of Past Threads

Politics Thread (Part 1): https://archive.is/lLmrI

Part 2: http://archive.is/HOHtj

Part 3: https://archive.is/UDZMz

Part 4: https://archive.is/M93tn

Synopsis

The Demon King continues to his campaign to conquer the Duskbreach Kingdom.

His efforts have been shaky, but finding friends and allies from within has proven key to aiding in his efforts for a peaceful and diplomatic conquest.

But questions abound. Why has Anonson been blessed by the Chaos God, Orn? Are the Gods returning once more? Why did they disappear in the first place?

Meanwhile, the Cursed Heroine Gaelyn, along with her newly married husband, Commander Dawn continues their quest for attaining a powerfully blessed weapon forged with the blood of the God of Light.

With this, they can swiftly kill the Demon King, and put an end to his reign of terror once and for all…

Art done by a fuzzy gastropod, put in a cage lined with a Wacom tablet.

Wrestling is great entertainment even for monster kind! It’s especially fun for the ones who get to participate, allowing them to let out all their pent up aggression on one another in a way similar to their ancestors - without all the bloodshed of course.

Monster Wrestling Entertainment (MWE) allows monsters go up against one another in the ring for the chance of winning the title of Champion.

It’s been at least twenty years since this pastime had been popularized (for monster girls at least). For that time humans - even pro wrestlers - had not been allowed to join the MWE due to the dangers of monster related injuries involved, that is until recently when a new division was made for special tag teams. Due to popular demand, the MWE has announced their latest league: Monster Mania! Tag Teams, Ladder Matches, Cage Matches, Royal Rumbles! Are you a bad enough dude to stand up to a monster? Or will you watch as REAL MEN face off against fearsome foes and femme fatales?

Pay for the whole seat but only use the EDGE!

The rules are simple: One monster, one man, who comes out on top? Basic wrestling rules apply.

A tag team is going to be made of one monster and one human (usually) facing off against another tag team.

Wrestlers may participate in both one-on-ones and tag team matches, as well as anything in between.

Votes will vary on what to do in and out of the ring, multiple choices will be used in situations like in Cathy but this time I will decide when dice rolls will be required for certain outcomes (including suggestion, but particularly in the ring. I will let you know)

As usual with 1d20s highest vote wins or first to get nat 1 or nat 20 results in an instant outcome, for any who don’t know how those work, nat 1 would cause someone to botch a move or possibly hurt themselves or someone else, while nat 20 would be a perfect execution.

<I am probably not going to draw as much for this CYOA just to keep it active/manageable for myself as I have started a new job, but that doesn’t mean no drawings ever.

<I’ll probably be less elaborate though, if I allow myself that.

Bolsonaro won apparently, so congrats to our monkeybros. On that note, however, what would Brazilian monster girls be like? There's potential in the "mapinguari" as a tall, apelike-yet-also-reptilic sharptoothed monoeye, and the botos (pink river dolphins) of the amazon river that are thought to take on human forms at night and visit human parties late at night to seduce people back to their underwater rape caves/civilization while wearing a hat to hide their unshapeshiftable blowholes are known as "encantado"s, but what else is there?

Let's discuss the various breeds and variations of Monster girls. Like for example, the mermaid. What would a Bass Mermaid look like, a Guppy Mermaid Or even an Oscar Mermaid? What about Catgirls? What would a Russian blue catgirl look like compared to a Tabby catgirl? And the same with doggirls, harpies and so on. I ask cause when people discuss monster girls, it always seems stuck to one default look. And I wanna see what we as a board could come up with given the various breeds of animals that a lot of monster girls are made out of.

Any write or drawfag contributions would be greatly welcomed and is highly encouraged

Anons

Have you ever found anything that was genuinely cute or that you couldn't read without smiling. I stumbled across pic related and have been searching for anything that is even remotely like it.

Cute Monsters doing cute things I guess with bonus points for monsters raising their offspring

Post ships that happen to be girls. Would you be a girl's admiral?

Hail, o wander'r

Cold and tired

Take a seat

For I've conspir'd

With the spirtis

Ice and fire.

Partake of meat

Partake of lyre

Let the song and steam

Rise higher.

From whence came thee, o traveller strange

To find thyself near Thorgrim's range

For these are ill times, exodite

Filled with hate, and filled with spite.

Art thee alone? Or with a friend?

Perhaps some villain's life to end?

Thy strength and manner hard to see,

Neath ash, neath sand, thus I prithee,

As we now sup, and sit in silence,

hidden from the storm's great violence

To tell thy tale, ere night doth fall

What say thee, trav'ler, to my call?

My greetings, /monster/ joyful, merry.

In this new thread I shall not tarry.

The rules of action, new, untested,

Perhaps of merit, perhaps bested.

Present thine action, without prompt;

thy only guide thy sense and skill

the consequences: praised or stomp'd?

If it is thy truest will,

respond in meter! I'll be thrilled!

Deduce among thyselves what's wisdom

Folly too, though there be schism

I will tally vote and theory

Unanimous clear or chaotic 'nd bleary.

Your name? Your kind? Your skills and traits?

Hoot hoot.