911842 No.377882
It’s thanksgiving and there’s no thanksgiving thread? Come on in and settle down. Tell us what you’re doing today with your waifus and family. Feast yourselves on turkey and stuffing and have a happy thanksgiving
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ce00d1 No.377884
>>377882
>Lamia waifu can't cook
>Fucking typical
>We head down to the Mamono Barrel, because nobody in either family can cook
>Old decrepit white men with their human wives are staring at us like we're awful
>Waitress is giving us stares
>We decide to get our thanksgiving meal to go.
>Why the hell is the place even called the Mamono Barrel if they hate Mamonos there?
>Read the menu again
>"Mamono Barrel - where we beat up Mamono and throw them in a Barrel"
>my waifu's face when
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4b0883 No.377886
>>377882
>Be britfag
>Obviously never celebrated Thanksgiving before
>Manticore waifu is from the states
>Well, in as much as her family settled there after DOTR, and she lived there before we met
>She decides that she wants us to celebrate Thanksgiving
>Sure, why not
>Quickly realise she doesn't know much about it either
>Neither of us are entirely sure when it is so we just pick a Sunday that's around the vague time period
>She makes chicken stew
>I'm pretty sure it's meant to be pheasant, but I don't correct her
>Anyway, it's damn tasty
>Not really sure what you're meant to 'do' on Thanksgiving
>We end up just eating stew and cuddling in bed
>Pretty good day
>Wouldn't mind doing it next year as well
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90a7f1 No.377888
>bringing my oni gf to Thanksgiving to meet my family
>made corn bread with her the night before
>take that and a bunch of extra booze for her to drink
>distant at first since they weren't expecting a mamono and they're leftist
>they warm up a bit after she helps demolish the dinner
>then it gets bad again after politics come up
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90a7f1 No.377889
>>377888
not sure why I lost my flag
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0c42da No.377891
>>377886
Thanksgiving is usually the 2nd to last Thursday of November Bongfriend. Classic dishes to be eaten then are Roasted Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, stuffing, rolls, and pumpkin pie for dessert. Additional foods can be added as you please.
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81b876 No.377892
>Go out Black Friday shopping since it starts on Thanksgiving now for some Christmas gifts.
>Come back, prepare the turkey, and shove it in the oven overnight.
>Celebrate Thanksgiving by myself the next day.
>Eat turkey and mashed potatoes, booze myself up, play vidya.
>Try to imagine Thanksgiving with a waifu only to get nothing but dissapointment at how I can't imagine myself with a waifu.
More importatntly, has anyone cooked a turkey low and slow before? I'm planning on doing mine at 225 degrees. What's the time per pound for that?
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afcc06 No.377893
>>377882
>This kills the turkey harpy
>mfw no thick Southern turkey waif to cook a delicious vegetarian Southern Thanksgiving feast
What are you guys thankful for?
>>377884
Your fault for thinking Mamono Barrel has good country food in the first place.
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81b876 No.377896
What are you lot cooking anyway? Post your turkey recipe.
Mine is this.
>Mix up some mayonnaise and whatever spices sound good.
>Rub it on your bird.
>Wrap it in aluminum foil and let it sit for a while to marinade.
>When it's almost time to bake, cut up some apples and sweet onions.
>Stuff the bird with apples, sweet onions, and cranberries.
>Mix some apple cider or juice and some bourbon in a bowl.
>Load a meat injector with this mix and inject your turkey.
>Stick it in an oven bag, shove it in the oven, and cook at 225 for half an hour to an hour per pound or until it's done.
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2d1a30 No.377897
>I was lazy like a nigger and didn't request the Holliday off
>my whitehorn girlfriend puts on a smile but i can tell she's a little irritated with me
>sit in the office all day getting no work done
>only dry leftovers to eat for lunch
>each hour is agonizingly slow, the only thing keeping my going is the thought of that devilishly delectable ham that's surely slow roasting
>it will be so nice to have some of her cooking again, I'm the one who normally cooks
>not because she's not good at it quite the opposite in fact, the issue is. Well how do I put this while not sleeping on the couch
>she comes from a very traditional white horn family and because of that their traditional cooking is quite festive.
>I can only enjoy pumpkin spice, eggnog, allspice, nutmeg, and mint so many times in a row.
>bless her heart but when she tried to include cranberries with and grandfather's crawfish etouffee recipe I had to put my foot down.
>The deal was she cooks on occasion when her family is over and from thanksgiving to the new year.
>The time is almost here ham, mashed potatoes and gravy, smoked turkey necks, deviled eggs, the stuffing recipe her and my mother bonded over, every pie from Apple to a zesty key lime. My mouth was a faucet and my stomach felt as empty as the Great Maw
>I was watching the seconds tick by until I was about to leave
<ring ring
>what kind of cunt calls in near dinnertime on a holiday
>a drunk Satyros who didn't bring enough booze for the family is who
>she was trying to call the mister thrifty to see of we deliver
>we're an insurance company
>luckily for whatever melanated neko I offended this only takes close to an hour.
>when I'm finally out the door barreling home to see my sweet dear praying to the demon lord and Allfather that there's no cops on the road
>home is finally here, yet it's all dark except for a few candles in the kitchen from the outside
>I can smell a pungent scent I can't describe
>she's there my sweet white girlfriend the candle twinkling and her eyes the color of a cool grey morning
>her vey modest form sealed within a turtleneck with designed that go a little beyond the norm
>as lost as I can get gazing into her eyes what freezes me is the emptiness of the table.
>nothing is there but the cloth covered k dancing turkeys and the candelobra
<"looking for dinner hon?" She asks walk ing over get clops softened by her slippers but still echoing my stunned silent state
>stopping after embracing my chest
>bringing her lips to my ear she wispers
<"I've got a piping hot meaty venison chilli in my pot waiting exclusively for you. Dig in" finishing off by sticking her tounge in my ear
>true to her word we enjoy her fresh home made chilli for near an hour, by the end I'm so filled with carnal lust and hunger the feelings start to blend together
> When I started to reach for the bottle of hot sauce and Fritos to enjoy with the chilli we decide to move to the next course
>We move to the living room living room with the fire place she had me install.
>riding on her back into the living room my hands bound to her bosom I enter a veritable wonder land of dishes scattered around on silver plates being kept piping hot by the roaring fire
<"try this first honey" as she takes a slice of pecan pie and guides it into my waiting mouth.
<"I know how much you enjoy but pies, but I guarante you I love then more"
<"This was a large labour of love hun, so how bout you reward your prize doe with a piece if meat for everyone I made you and a pie for every pie"
>The only reply I gave was the discarding of my pants.
>deep into the night when we finished our celebration of Indian removal with excess.
>my prized honey bun gives the first serous look she's had all night and informs me.
<"I'm speaking with your employer tomorrow to inform them you will be spending the entire Yule with my family"
>I don't have the desire or will to to reply
>hopefully with all the cooking we where doing we can give her family the holiday news of a new bundle of love in her oven.
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021198 No.377905
>>377882
Celebrating thanksgiving in goblin country is strange to say the least. I'd cook pernil with arroz con gandules, since none of my waifus can cook a decent meal.
Umzuzu, the big red one, will most likely bring some form of dire-fowl native to her region, which she killed with her bare fucking hands.
Hua ling, the one with the big boobs, would bring some purple spicy rice and sleepy tea, to this day I still don't understand why her clan brings sedative tea to parties.
Momoko, the green breastless girl, would bring a rare sake that's made by spirits on the other side, what's strange about this is drink is it makes your soul drunk but not your body.
Gretta, the little purple girl, would bring sweet potatoes, cheese, silverware, candles, marshmallows, corn, gilded handkerchiefs, and a throne chair, all stolen from the royal palace.
Vivienne, the girl with the brand on her ass, would bring the entertainment and a swift whack over gretta's head for stealing from her great grandfather, the king.
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2d1a30 No.377907
>>377905
Speaking of disgusting goblin food, one year a relative was making taco soup and put cinnamon in their taco soup instead of cumin. The experience hopefully fought then a lesson on organizing their spice rack.
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122b6f No.377909
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>>377905
I'm thankful that me and my waifu hate Goblins.
>>377882
I'm a Canuck so thanksgiving has long past, although it's a good idea to have a hearty meal everyday and snake girls are nothing if not providing. Eggs, beef since poultry despite how good it tastes is not that healthy for you in comparison to other meats; fish is probably some of the best if you don't take in too much of it. It's great that me and the lady share similar tastes. I'd also recommend an apple pie for desert https://www.ricardocuisine.com/en/recipes/6435-apple-pie-the-best
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174944 No.377910
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90a7f1 No.377911
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90a7f1 No.377912
>>377896
I grabbed a turducken roll from work. It's got cornbread dressing.
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1297ca No.377914
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19ac6c No.377915
>Visit grandfather with danuki waifu like every year
>The tiny table seems to shrink as my siblings and cousin grow older
>The dogs are under the table as usual hoping to get something
>Danuki waifu has to "thread the needle" by slipping her tail under the backrest of the dining room chair
>Hang around for a bit longer till we start getting sleepy
>Wish everyone good-bye and tell em we'll seem them at christmas
>On the way home she conks out in the car after making me promise to wake her up when we get home
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8c10aa No.377917
>>377905
Oh would you look at that, the board owner is still shit even though this bitch is half dead and barely scraping by. Oh and
>USER WAS BANNED FOR scalie shit
She's a fucking orc drawn by unclekrees you retarded nigger.
https://www.deviantart.com/bigberd/gallery/
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122b6f No.377918
>>377917
inb4 banned for id hopping, nice one furfag.
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fbcdd2 No.377919
>>377917
sorry anon, but we need to preserve our values, I dont want /monster/ and our community to fall to degeneracy
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fc3295 No.377921
>>377917
I thought they where Scalia's until you tried to pass them off as goblins either way it's disgusting.
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fc3295 No.377922
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7a7b75 No.377923
>>377922
Supreme Court JUSTICE Scalia is also a shit waifu
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911842 No.377926
Come on guys. It’s a happy time for feasting and family and giving thanks for what we have. Let’s not shit up the thread. But it sounds like most everyone is having a good day so far.
>>377892
>>377896 says to cook it for 30-60 minutes per pound.
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1947f5 No.377927
>>377905
>>377917
And don't ever come back, nigger. This is a place for waifus. Not your trash.
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5d7881 No.377932
Let's get this back on track. Describe how your extended family reacted to meeting your new monster wife for the first time?
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81b876 No.377937
Might as well make a greentext with a little less robot flavoring.
>My kiki wife and I go out present shopping for the family on Thanksgiving day.
>After wards, we get home and have a simple dinner and prep what we need for tomorrow.
>The next day, we plan out who's cooking what.
>Turkey, mashed potato, pie, bread, whatever else strikes our fancy.
>By dinner time, we have a great feast before us.
>We dig in and do a few toasts to each other.
>After dinner, we have some mulled wine and wrap a blanket around one another by the fire place.
>After enough drinks, she goes upstairs to take care of something.
>Later calls me.
>Go see what she wants.
>She's laying on the bed with scant few ribbons covering her while giving a "come hither" look.
>Looks like the turkey wasn't the only thing getting stuffed that day.
>>377932
We don't visit our extended family much for Thansgiving. My immediate family just visits family friends. I'm sure everyone would be fine with her since kikis are naturally good wives, plus everyone including her is slavic. She'd fit right in.
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afcc06 No.377943
>>377923
Scalia's a shit waifu? Then why did (((they))) kill him and prevent an adequate autopsy? 'JUSTICE' Scalia is best 'JUSTICE'.
>>377932
My father's side would get confused why I would marry a "black girl" when she's clearly a white girl from a white family, just with ashen skin because of her monster species. Perhaps being around her for an hour or two, they'd realize she's a nice country girl like any other nice Southern white girl. She'd might get flustered at first at the confusion. Not sure what all the other women would monsterize into, except my mother, who'd probably be a high-lvl motherly monster, like a titania or papillon.
My mother's side wouldn't care as they're a broken-up mess after my grandfather died. They'd all probably be (((Order)))-faggots.
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afcc06 No.377944
>>377943
Thought I had enough single 'quotation' marks.
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4750ee No.377957
>>377884
>we beat up Mamono
…in the pussy?
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7a7b75 No.377961
>>377943
Scalia's a shit waifu because alps are gay
Also JUSTICE is a wordfilter, newfag
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9c35a2 No.377962
>>377961
>spoonfeeding newfags
>not lurk moar
You’re just as bad.
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7a7b75 No.377964
>>377962
Pointing out wordfilters as a way of ridiculing newfags isn't spoonfeeding.
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9c35a2 No.377966
>>377964
But identifying the problem with his post for him is.
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7a7b75 No.377967
>>377966
Well I'm sorry I don't live up to your standards of bullying newfags, anon. Next time I'll just skip to telling him to kill himself without any explanation.
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3b4d12 No.378065
>>377893
>Vegetarian
>Southern
You can only have one, and you better choose carefully.
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afcc06 No.378158
>>377961
>>377962
>>377966
I thought about telling you both to take the rope portal, but after some reflection,that wouldn't be in the spirit of Thanksgiving or the ideal of us coming together in praise of our waifus. Besides. who's the worse newfag, a "newfag" who doesn't know about a damn wordfilter that's barely ever mentioned, or the assholes who barge in with abominations antithetical to our culture like the banned scalie fuckwit further up in the thread?
So with that said hope you both and, hopefully one day, your waifus have a Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas faggots!
>>378065
Southern of course, what kind of queer alp hipster Yankee do you think I am? But what if you're turkey wife doesn't like cooking her more feral look-a-likes, or any animal for that matter?
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911842 No.378160
>>378158
You did fine telling him about the wordfilter. Snouts, NTR, and other disgusting degenerate shit is the bigger thing to worry about.
It sounds like your turkey wife is miserable this time a year. Or any time a year if she doesnt eat meat
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6f26a5 No.378165
It's been a few days since thanksgiving and all I've had to eat has been turkey sandwiches for lunch and dinner, and eggs and turkey hash for breakfast. I'm still not sick of turkey. I love turkey. Who's with me?
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f89913 No.378166
>>378165
My aunt ruined me on turkey for a long time when she made a leftover turkey enchilada with cream of mushroom. I still shudder at the thought.
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6f26a5 No.378169
>>378166
My condolences. Cream of mushroom is a vile excuse for food; everything it touches becomes disgusting. What did you eat instead? Ham and corned beef are pretty popular alternatives that come to mind.
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e409de No.378171
>>378158
>>378160
>an easy to spot, always called out, previously dealt with issue is greater than the more subtle newfags from the cuckchan rapefugee crisis
>multiple issues can’t be dealt with at once
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f89913 No.378172
>>378169
prime rib this year, although it's normally ham.
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afcc06 No.378204
>>378166
>a turkey enchilada
>with cream of mushroom
talk about an abomination from hell
>>378165
Love turkey, but I didn't get much of the leftovers this year.
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911842 No.378208
>all these cream of mushroom haters
Have none of you ever had green bean casserole? How can anyone hate cream of mushroom?
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e25ee1 No.378209
>>377882
>Dont get Thanksgiving off because graveyard shift
>Jinko waifu and I cook what we bring to the yearly thanksgiving potluck
>Stressful Thanksgiving driving to mom's house an hour away
>Eat, watch movies and hang with the fam
>Demonstrate martial arts shit to cousins and friends in the backyard with Jinko Waifu
>Leave after a few hours and head home
>Small gathering of students my Jinko Waifu teaches out of our garage
>She doesnt know that I have plans for acquiring a building nearby for an actual school
>Hang out with the students and drink a few
>Head to work near midnight
>Get back home in the morning and find Jinko Waifu sleeping
>Cleaning up already done
>Get in bed and having sleepy sex
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074596 No.378211
>>378208
You cannot tell me you can convince of a recipe combining leftover turkey, enchiladas, and cream of mushroom that would actually taste pleasant.
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