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>"Oh, I got some Caprisun here, if you want."
<"Thanks, but not what I had in mind…"
>"Water then. Important to stay hydrated."
<"Oh, I'm looking for something much sweeter than water~"
>"Ma'am, sugary drinks are bad for you."
<"What I want is healthier than that."
>"Really? Because there's a lot of sugar in juices as well. I reccommend squeezing it yourself."
<"Oh, I'll squeeze it, all right."
>"We have a juicer here?"
<"I have my juicer right here~"
>"Ma'am, why are you flashing your panties at me? I'd rather not have to file a report for sexual harrassment."
<"Dear lord…" She pinches the bridge of her nose, and a bright idea lights her proverbial lightbulb. "Would you prefer milk instead?"
>"Not this late, thank you."
<"But I want some."
>"I don't have any, but if you watch the projector for a minute, I'll go get us some. Need to stretch my legs anyway. Be back in a jiffy."
>Anon leaves, grabbing his coat on the way out, leaving the dumbfounded vampire behind.