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File: 727ac2a133ba638⋯.png (2.55 MB,1700x2432,425:608,Simon Belmont.png)

4e4e9b No.308360 [Last50 Posts]

Die, /monster/! You don't belong in this world!

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6a6dca No.308364

When did the Belmonts go from being Arnold goddamn Schwarzenegger with a whip and leather armor to being metrosexual S&M enthusiasts?

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e5e189 No.308365

File: 6a630c9f8441989⋯.jpg (144.3 KB,900x718,450:359,44c0cdbe676eecbccbe78230e5….jpg)

It was not by my hand that I am once more given flesh.

I was called here by humans that wish to pay me tribute.

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729efc No.308376

File: 8d805c9011834f9⋯.gif (232.13 KB,350x526,175:263,belmont.gif)

>>308360

How come Dracula never stays dead beyond the minions who revive him, and why don't the Belmonts kill his followers as well? he always comes back is the vampire killer just a farce? Why don't they ever attack his castle at daytime? Does Dracula wear boxers or briefs? Why does Death take shit from an undead pompous bastard?

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b81311 No.308420

>>308376

Go play Lament of Innocence, it answers all your questions.

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ff80c8 No.308435

File: 34da653b7ecf0ff⋯.png (3.44 MB,1600x1500,16:15,Leon Belmont codename dumb….png)

>>308420

im going to go kill a vampire should i bring my sword naaaaaaaaaaaaah that shits company property im sure i can just graverob some dead dudes near the vampires castle thats way more ethical

whats that you're a friend of mathias even though you're shady and clearly hiding things from me and have unclear motivations i completely trust you

oh no methias has become evil instead of fighting him i'll just stand here talk to him for a bit and let him escape away

okay death tell methias im gonna force my descendants to involve themselves in our personal conflict because i cant be bothered to beat or find you also im going to leave them no explanation for anything concerning you causing confusion throughout the ages

also im not going to tell anyone else how to make the magic whips that can kill you either im basically pinning the hopes of our entire species on the compotency of my descendants soley

also why do you work for dracula death you just killed a vampire and how come beating you dosen't disturb the cycle of life

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a24bbd No.308444

File: cddbf703777d055⋯.jpg (32.72 KB,183x275,183:275,IMG_0105.JPG)

>>308360

I heard there were vampires in this thread.

I came as fast as I could.

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4e4e9b No.308448

File: b9e74412557b1db⋯.jpg (453.58 KB,900x854,450:427,cf49fb305cd969d70195fb5316….jpg)

File: c49ae2a873d3def⋯.jpg (151.83 KB,879x781,879:781,cda3393ea37dfe214b5948eaea….jpg)

File: 902f423c141b93b⋯.png (664.47 KB,765x900,17:20,bf98fcc57f5277ef125ab3dcc1….png)

File: 98a55ac0cfa6f60⋯.jpg (480.34 KB,850x616,425:308,sample_7f2f0a8098f3deac01e….jpg)

File: 74ea6673d72d1a7⋯.jpg (140.28 KB,500x625,4:5,a69801e95bc3365de702166df3….jpg)

>>308444 (checked)

>Those trips

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b81311 No.308449

File: 8bf0b4a51a6ad8c⋯.png (1.36 MB,900x1100,9:11,Sara_Trantoul.png)

>>308435

>also im not going to tell anyone else how to make the magic whips

<Sara Trantoul

<The 18 year-old daughter of a wealthy landowner, she is adored by all, including her betrothed, Leon.

<She is a sweet and beautiful girl who extends a helping hand to anyone in spite of being wealthy.

<She is modest but has a strong heart. On the day before she was to be married to Leon, she was kidnapped by the vampire Walter Bernhard.

<She was rescued by Leon, but unfortunately was bitten by Walter and infected with vampirism.

<Even though Sara felt grief that she was going to lose her humanity, her only wish was to be able to help Leon.

<So in order to defeat the vampire, she made a pact of her soul and blood with Leon, sacrificing her life to bind her soul to the Whip of Alchemy to create Vampire Killer.

Step 1: Kill your waifu and bind her soul to the weapon

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ff80c8 No.308451

File: 6e67df832c378d8⋯.jpg (129.95 KB,640x1000,16:25,Shanoa.jpg)

>>308449

yeah not telling anyone how to make the whips definetly didn't make people resort to even worse methods to try and kill dracula when there werent any available belmonts

not telling people was definetly a good plan and no one will ever have a reason to hate the belmonts for keeping that secret if they where ever found out for the dumbfucks they are

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bb942a No.308457

>>308435

>>308420

A can't believe how bad Dracula's origin story is in the game.

>thx for the power

>btw gonna change my name to Dracula in the future

>k bye have fun fighting death

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4536e9 No.308459

>>308365

I'll pay you tribute.

*fap*fap*fap*

OPEN WIDE!

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bb942a No.308461

File: 8be7aead30d5964⋯.png (Spoiler Image,324.05 KB,432x600,18:25,ClipboardImage.png)

>>308365

>>308459

I'm pretty sure that's Girlycard and not Draculass.

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a4e3b5 No.308466

File: 22bbbe0fb11ab76⋯.png (488.88 KB,800x661,800:661,Kokoro Belmont beginning.png)

We can all agree Kokoro was the best Belmont, right?

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4e4e9b No.308467

>>308461

>Dracula would be a MILF vampire

>Alucard would be a Dhampir girl.

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4536e9 No.308469

File: 27ba0441e4ba7c6⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,936.33 KB,500x281,500:281,archer gif krieger stop pe….gif)

>>308467

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

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4e4e9b No.308471

>>308469

>Dracula: "What is a man, dear?"

<Alucard: "A happy pile of head pats!"

>Dracula: "~Ara?"

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e5e189 No.308475

>>308461

All the same, my dick is hard.

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b8249a No.308477

>>308469

>>308459

>*fap*fap*fap*

>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

mind being cancer somewhere else pal

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c1b7c2 No.308507

>>308471

It litrally just clicked so im going to look like i retarded but

Alucard is just a reverse Dracula

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b457cd No.308509

>>308435

Some alchemist managed to make a stone that gave people power over Death, which has some obvious problems, along with the stone that made the other vampire "beloved by the night" and why it was eternal night in his castle. Doesn't solve any of the other issues, and honestly they should have gone with Death teaming up with Dracula later once he started becoming stupidly powerful.

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c6714c No.308579

File: e62677d9317fbd3⋯.jpg (17.7 KB,221x228,221:228,yujiro hanma.jpg)

very original thread i like it

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7d3715 No.308624

>>308365

Alps get out reeee

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6a6ecb No.308626

File: 4f0aee2a63f0daa⋯.webm (1.51 MB,640x480,4:3,Alucard.webm)

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54c446 No.308645

File: fc93f4358bb6415⋯.jpg (72.08 KB,1024x576,16:9,IMG_8785.JPG)

I'd pay tribute, if the countess invites her Japanese Dragon Zombie friend.

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8bf987 No.326181

File: da46e4327dde37d⋯.png (845.77 KB,848x1200,53:75,__original_drawn_by_gataki….png)

File: cd2edd4a911eb88⋯.jpg (236.31 KB,850x1279,850:1279,__original_drawn_by_kaamin….jpg)

File: 75dab422ce8e361⋯.png (714.81 KB,720x972,20:27,__original_drawn_by_eu_eus….png)

File: cfb786cee9c778a⋯.jpg (106.05 KB,850x850,1:1,__remilia_scarlet_touhou_d….jpg)

File: 25ea4eb4fb78d49⋯.jpg (145.6 KB,850x626,425:313,__original_drawn_by_nanana….jpg)

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9a2d79 No.326187

File: ffdd327ca220a11⋯.jpeg (46.08 KB,275x367,275:367,joestars.jpeg)

>>308444

>Checking those trips for Jonathan, Joseph, and Jotaro.

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9a2d79 No.326189

File: 7d571c10e29d090⋯.png (383.05 KB,716x980,179:245,seras1.png)

File: e0bf4c07e4593d0⋯.jpg (41.86 KB,390x472,195:236,seras2.jpg)

I'm noticing a distinct lack of vampire police girls in this thread, so here you go.

Also, >>308507 , there's a guy dressed like Carmen Sandiego who is laughing his head off at you right now.

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c6975c No.326193

File: 9e921523042e998⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,129.99 KB,500x606,250:303,IMG_2348.JPG)

File: 3ac59834282121f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,91.4 KB,1280x720,16:9,IMG_2349.JPG)

File: 9f7f0a6d1447d30⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,691.03 KB,1920x1080,16:9,IMG_2350.JPG)

File: b617a36852ec572⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,117.55 KB,1920x1080,16:9,IMG_2353.JPG)

File: 497b46d8a1f4ed4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,56.66 KB,362x409,362:409,IMG_2354.JPG)

Vampire folder dump.

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33b1b4 No.326208

File: 88b0a2bcaf3a7a7⋯.jpg (151.02 KB,621x900,69:100,old-man-smoking-his-pipe-a….jpg)

>>326193

I fucking hated the ending to RV and everything was her fault. It was this series that taught never trust a harem to have a satisfying ending just like a real polygamous marriage.

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e54d7a No.329371

>>326208

I hope you're talking about the anime because I've been going on /maka/ to read the mango and I've been enjoying it leagues more than the animu

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0e63c1 No.356142

>>326189

Pip died for your sins.

Praise Wild Geese

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33e82a No.356173

When you realize that most vampires depicted in japan are blond

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14e203 No.356180

File: 0bf31b701af222f⋯.png (2.4 MB,1889x3000,1889:3000,Yupiel with Polandball.png)

File: a3bcb30c49662f3⋯.jpg (227.29 KB,800x771,800:771,oppai loli vampire paizuri….jpg)

File: 252cb30551ce00e⋯.png (459.06 KB,513x649,513:649,vomiting vampire.png)

File: 46cc9af46778060⋯.png (1.49 MB,1280x720,16:9,Diofindsascreamerinthesewe….png)

>>356173

You might just be right.

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4b710a No.356191

>>356173

Probably because animu vampires are usually European and huwite = blond to the japs.

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301066 No.356203

File: 8736e0c5805f84f⋯.png (Spoiler Image,28.84 KB,1200x1128,50:47,7dc9b8a42fae8b34d21242fe51….png)

>>356173

>Aryans are vampires

wrong

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84e091 No.356208

>>308477

Holy shit reading that made me uncomfortable.

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fb4d41 No.356232

No youko from my my monster secret? Bad taste people

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14e203 No.356234

>>356232

This is a vampire thread, not a dumpire thread.

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fb4d41 No.356239

>>356234

But youko is so cute!!!

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14e203 No.356240

>>356239

dumpires keep moving

this is a VAMPIRE thread

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fb4d41 No.356241

>>356234

Also one to kuromine for not going for a harem

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60b51c No.356249

File: 0f915b60632282b⋯.png (124.58 KB,512x288,16:9,pip.png)

>>308444

I heard there were vampires in this thread.

I came.

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8a835b No.356252

>>356239

>!!!

Underage leave.

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fb4d41 No.356253

>>356252

Can't a man like cute things a bit more than sexy things

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fb4d41 No.356255

>>356252

Oh wait you were about the exclamation points my bad

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8a835b No.356256

>>356253

A man can, but given your posting habits it’s clear you aren’t a man.

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3b4608 No.356258

>>356253

Bruh. Stop drinking soy, go lift, and get better posting habits.

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c56183 No.371419

File: ec203626cd560f3⋯.jpg (322.29 KB,589x870,589:870,ec2.jpg)

File: 7929ac7fe7dad15⋯.gif (11.09 KB,500x500,1:1,IMG_004761.gif)

File: 29fb734dec9067c⋯.png (185.18 KB,565x300,113:60,seras_victoria__yessir_by_….png)

File: f32585ad1bd3e80⋯.png (274.96 KB,1680x1050,8:5,seras_victoria_wallpaper_b….png)

I'm just going to leave these here…

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ce6d55 No.371421

File: 8c4c732a47f38d8⋯.jpg (309.88 KB,1233x1800,137:200,1437411715779.jpg)

Where does all the blood go?

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14e203 No.371445

>>371421

Straight to her thighs.

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848bb2 No.371450

>>308364

>Be Anon.

>Got seduced by the dark powers when you were young.

>Which translates into: “got talents in the dark arts”.

>Which led you to fall in love and seduce a local Vampire girl.

>Smart, beautiful, sexy, powerful and rich.

>What’s not to love?

>Today, you’re helping her keep an eye on the house while her parents are away celebrating their hundredth birthday.

>And when you say “house” you mean the fucking huge centuries old mansion which may or may not be its own sentient entity.

>To be honest, you expect this whole thing to be rather quiet, there is a small army of servants in the domain, whoever’s insane enough to wander in must have a death wish.

>”Ah, Anon my dear!”

>Oh? The werewolf milf in charge of the gardens.

>Goodness, these tits and hips are crimes against God.

>Which is perfect, honestly.

>No wonder she keeps having entire litters of healthy children.

>“I just wanted to warn you, a group of ‘'Treasure Hunters'' have reached the antechambers, I advise you to join the young lady in the throne room, it is proper etiquette to welcome the foolish mortals that way.”

“Wait, aren’t you and your tribe supposed to stop them?”

>”The Master wants to see if his daughter is ready to inherit the domain, this shall be her first test, do your best to support her~.”

>God-fucking-dammit future dad-in-law.

>You just wanted to chill with your fiancée in her King-sized coffin.

>Teleport to her side just as the murderhobos open the doors.

>Girlfriend is clearly a little worried, but you know her magical abilities, she’ll be alright, you’re just making sure these assholes don’t land a lucky shot and smudge her perfect makeup.

>As the love of your life begins her well re-hearsed monologue, you observe the fuckos who dare interrupt your quiet perfect week.

>They look weird, even for vampire hunters standards…

>Very light leather armor, mostly belts with iron studs, which leaves unfortunately little to the imagination.

>Obviously, whips and vials of what you assume must be holy water.

>Rose-thorns whips as well and a priest with candelabra…

>Wait a fucking second.

>They have no sword or crucifix!

>Is that a riding crop and a paddle?

>These guys are no vampire hunters!

>’’’It’s just a team of bdsm perverts going after your girl!’’’

”Prepare yourself intruders! Death is a mercy you do not deserve!”

>”Master, the young lady performed her duties admirably! She behaved with the regal bearing befitting her glorious bloodline. You would have been so proud of the way she dispatched these thralls, truly magnificent. Oh! How could I forget, sir Anon also proved himself a fearsome defender of our territory, did you know he was able to take the likeness of a Devil? He even carried the young lady in his powerful claws while he chased the imbeciles outside the gates, truly, the stuff of the greatest romances.”

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29438e No.392352

File: 84f51b336d18fb0⋯.png (1002.74 KB,1920x1080,16:9,owari8-6.png)

File: 7c2ec6a80da68dc⋯.jpg (7.55 KB,300x168,25:14,download.jpg)

We need more smugpire

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de4981 No.392362

File: 740edf35a6dc8ed⋯.jpg (1.22 MB,3508x4961,3508:4961,2864756 - Bakemonogatari D….jpg)

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c8978d No.392463

File: 6638cd4fad8cd98⋯.jpeg (133.3 KB,850x1308,425:654,64D9A1E4-7CDA-4C1E-8FAF-F….jpeg)

File: e03833ed63ce80f⋯.jpeg (152.9 KB,850x1091,850:1091,9D768C26-64F0-49B4-8272-D….jpeg)

File: 542f1e1f8fb3c5d⋯.jpeg (108.62 KB,850x680,5:4,BBF31F04-884D-4F10-9687-0….jpeg)

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2478a6 No.394483

File: 6d8a76e77776ef9⋯.jpg (111.4 KB,825x1094,825:1094,78dfbc6b2b97f62e32c86c0a60….jpg)

>It's the mid-1800's. North America's civil war hasn't happened yet but it's not far off.

<"That's not where our story takes place though."

>A globe swivels over to Europe and zooms in on Romania

>A castle is tucked away in a remote village between Craiova and Târgu Jiu

>Privately contracted through the church for his expertise in such matters, he'd been sent to investigate a Countess by the name Elizabeth Bathroy who was thought to have died in the early 1600's.

>Contrary to the court record she was alive (if one could call her existence as such) and thanks to her tenacious temperament and love of kidnapping and torture she'd been slowly amassing an army of undead minions.

>While exploring her manor he was discovered by her private guards and despite his proficiency in fisticuffs an unseen cudgel to the back of his head had rendered him unconscious.

>He awoke to find his hands were shackled to her wrought iron hoop skirt that was draped with an elegant burgundy gown. His arms wrapped around her waist. This was a dance of death.

>His restraints were tastefully hidden beneath the ruffle of her dress.

>The five-man ghoul band played their catchy if a somewhat haunting melody. maybe something like this https://youtu.be/NY80bejJBgE

>Decay hadn't dampened their dexterity to any degree.

>The ballroom was decorated with all manner of evocative marble & stonework arts.

>Her love of lavish living would be commendable if her heart wasn't so terribly wrapped in evil.

>One might mistake their smooth movements as dancing but the Countess was gliding across the floor and dragging him with her.

>She pressed her bosom close to his chest, bearing her fangs "Smile inspector, you're last dance is with me. When the moon reaches its apex this evening you'll belong to me completely."

>"So you might have me as a soulless slave then?"

>She smiled and cooed before licking her lips "Would you prefer I have you right now?"

>Beneath their feet, glowing runic glyphs hummed in tune with the music that played.

>The inspector remarked "One shouldn't spoil their dinner." as he spoke, he worked on undoing his shackles and the couple floated past a long dinner table that stretched from one end of the hall to the other.

>She pressed her head into his neck "Rest assured, I'll be the one spoiling you tonight inspector." She dug her claws into his back and giggled.

>I wouldn't count on it. he thought as he worked the shackles.

>They made one lap around the dance floor and then another.

>It was nearing midnight and his shackles were still as tight as they had been when he'd started.

>She pulled away from him and ran her hands along his forearms "You could at least try and enjoy yourself inspector.~"

>He relayed his intent with a cold stare "I'll enjoy seeing you hang from the gallows."

>She returned his verbal jab with a look of disgust. "Take care inspector, I'll make sure scream long into the night." She drew closer and looked at him hungrily with a piercing gaze "When I'm done you'll beg for me and then the real fun will begin…"

>She moved in close and kiss him…before biting his lip and drawing blood.

>The inspector recoiled and groaned but the countess kept him close and pressed the back of his head into their kiss.

>After a brief interlude of kissing the countess deployed a fan to hide her now crimson stained chin "Forgive me, I couldn't help myself."

>"I'd expect nothing less from the blood glutton herself. One must wonder how you can maintain a figure so slim with such a voracious appetite."

>She smiled angrily behind her fan "In a few minutes your impudent comments will be your final words."

>He returned her sentiment "In a few minutes you won't be alive to hear them."

>She cackled behind her fan before shutting it. The blood was gone from her chin. Her grin was toothy and her fangs were fully exposed. Her voice seemed to dip down a few octaves and she had a look of utter contempt for him "You really are a fool."

>Her eyes were wide and menacing with sinister glee. She was more sure of her success than anything else

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2478a6 No.394484

>>394483

>At that moment a loud snap sounded from behind her. Shackles undone, the inspector slipped from her hips, fell to the floor and rolled under the dining table.

>She hissed, flinging chairs aside to grab him from below but he'd already made his way around to the other side of the table. She rose to meet him.

>One of the stray chairs she'd flung clonked the cello playing ghoul and he slumped over his instrument. The glyphs on the floor faded.

>The inspector bowed "Nice aim M'lady."

>The countess flipped her fan around and it transformed into a rapier. "The ritual may be for naught but I shall visit death upon you shortly."

>The inspector picked up a stack of plates from the table "You don't wish to entertain me further? And here I thought you were a courteous host."

>He chucked a series of plates at her. She artfully dispatched the plates mid-flight with her swordwork.

>"You would undo me with fine china? You're no mere fool, you're a complete imbecile!" plates continued to sail at her to no avail and his improvised ammunition was nearing depletion.

>Three more plates

>then two

>they flew true

>in quick succession

>and hidden within the flurry of dinnerware…

>THUNK!

>A dinner knife stuck in the countess's chest. The rapier tumbled from her grasp. It turned back into a fan before it clattered to the ground. She looked down at the inspector's handiwork before returning her gaze to him. she had a look of surprise and sincere disdain for him "You're a butcherous devil inspector…"

>He'd started to uncork some wine "Are you sure you're not referring to yourself?"

>She'd begun to wither from her grievous injury. Sinking forward, she was only held aloft by her metal underpinning that was her hoop skirt her final words slipped out "In 200 years time…maybe less. I'll visit a curse on your descendants. They'll savor the pain I was saving for you…"

>As she faded from existence the remaining members of the ghoul band slumped over as well.

So when she comes back in 200 or so years to current year should she still be a crazy bloodthirsty vampire or maybe have her resurrect as a cute loli vampire? I like the idea of his ancestor having been responsible for slaying multiple kinds of mythical monstergirls so that there are a variety chasing after his descendent for revenge. Like a comedy harem drama sorta deal. Some would want to kill him while others would just want him to apologize. Whatever contrivance you need for them to fight for his time/attention.

Also a little tidbit of history https://www.historytoday.com/archive/months-past/death-countess-elizabeth-bathory

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8a835b No.394512

>>394484

Both sound like good ideas. If you keep her as a bloodthirsty vampire though, I would suggest you take the comedy harem route, as that means she can't immediately kill the guy immediately because other monsters want to and may fight her over that.

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7b57da No.394663

File: 2fdc47c87488784⋯.jpeg (56.59 KB,562x721,562:721,FE16C038-517E-4C4F-8940-A….jpeg)

Think of having a vampire gf that likes to roleplay, has you play as the heroic vampire hunter that’s come to take down the big bad vampire. But ends up getting far to into it and gets a bit to rough with you.

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3426c6 No.394682

File: 8f4f19e2c1f4881⋯.jpg (250.11 KB,800x1280,5:8,セピアさん.jpg)

File: 0e48203aa85fd79⋯.png (492.53 KB,900x1273,900:1273,セピアさん 74369799_p0.png)

>>308466

What about Sepia Belmont, though? She has a fucking chainsaw.

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578eb4 No.397823

>>>/pol/13333333

You guys do realize what vampires are an analogy for?

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578eb4 No.397824

File: a308090ea4748fc⋯.png (207.64 KB,639x363,213:121,SunakoSuitcase.png)

File: 1955968855bb87d⋯.png (397.93 KB,656x370,328:185,Sunako1stbite.png)

File: cdf88f4f14c3cc1⋯.png (162.93 KB,600x401,600:401,SunakoFangs.png)

File: 7ab0fab64df1fd8⋯.png (141.02 KB,609x430,609:430,Sunako.png)

File: 897f9b6541ca4f8⋯.png (229.15 KB,728x410,364:205,waifu knaifu.png)

<fail

Seriously though, I think Shiki did the best vamps.

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5b21df No.397830

>>397824

Especially with the waythey were all killed in the end.

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db92bc No.397849

>>394682

A chainsaw can't beat a schmupship. Don't be ridiculous.

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5326ee No.397934

File: 5ec8ba010ab8e22⋯.jpeg (107.61 KB,1283x1218,1283:1218,05B66391-C6E1-48FB-8E04-6….jpeg)

File: 0c645e2fac6f9e8⋯.jpeg (116.57 KB,1283x1218,1283:1218,B459AB17-7FED-4352-A732-6….jpeg)

File: 749d21ebc4e72ab⋯.jpeg (118.33 KB,1283x1218,1283:1218,02CDE105-122D-460C-97FC-4….jpeg)

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d6154b No.397937

File: 13ee4c4d2b5431b⋯.png (287 KB,540x718,270:359,slaughter begins.png)

>>397849

>a chainsaw can't beat a schmupship

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9155a6 No.397939

>>397934

Delicious vampire milk

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7d80ff No.397949

File: 9e04b1f8df52c78⋯.png (53.56 KB,512x416,16:13,umm.png)

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db92bc No.397956

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d6b67e No.397971

>>397934

I would ask what vampire titty milk tastes like, but I don't even know what regular as breast milk tastes like.

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f0ff11 No.398033

>>397971

Salty milk and pennies

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f0ff11 No.398034

File: 0ff5ef150177986⋯.jpg (48.92 KB,620x620,1:1,1416448505170.jpg)

Fucked up my sage, time for sudoku

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d4a91f No.398038

>>397971

Human breast milk tastes really sweet and has a bit of a runny and smooth texture.

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14e203 No.398039

>>398038

>Human breast milk tastes really sweet

Wouldn't that heavily depend on the diet of the female? I've heard fried foods are bad for the taste, is that true?

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6500c2 No.398264

>>397934

this is one of those fetishes that /monster/ needs more of.

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cab2ea No.398273

>>397971

Copper and salt

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7196b4 No.399504

File: e31ede7f53c92c6⋯.jpeg (231.07 KB,850x1214,425:607,921D3663-5785-4A45-AC1D-7….jpeg)

File: 2eeed8e8c16012b⋯.jpeg (257.65 KB,850x1199,850:1199,DB0E6EC1-9E87-4805-8269-F….jpeg)

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c12a30 No.399507

>>399504

Dumb drunk vampire.

Look at her. Flopping her tits all over the place and spilling wine on herself.

What's a vampire hunter supposed to do seeing her in that state? Probably insult her for wasting his time, pick her up, carry her to her bed, and unceremoniously dump her on it before leaving while giving her the finger.

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7196b4 No.399509

>>399507

I could see the drunk vampire teaching up and grabbing his arm telling him to stay in bed with her for the night.

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4d5c37 No.399516

>>399509

>Vampire Hunter ends up reading the drunk vampire bedtime stories like she's a child or something

>Nothing sexual whatsoever

>It's sorta frustrating at first, but she learns to enjoy it

>Wears a pajama with panda-print, complete with nightcap, bunny slippers, and teddy bear

>Vampire hunter just goes along with it

>She's old enough to be his great-great-grandma

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7196b4 No.399519

>>399516

I really do love this, if love to see a picture of a vampire hunter sitting in a chair beside her bed/coffin with her cuddled up in her covers and pajamas, having some weird stuffed animal, I guess a bat would work.

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1cc4df No.399523

>>399516

>She manages to convince the hunter into doing this regularly

>She has to pay him, but she has plenty of money

>Eventually she becomes so used to the bedtime stories that she finds it difficult to sleep without them

>One day she and the hunter leave for a family reunion

>Plays herself up to establish her position as the top vampire among her siblings

>As time goes on, it gets late and she tells the hunter that she is going to bed

>He asks her if she wants the usual before bed

>She blushes at his words, before telling him yes

>Some of her siblings look on in jealousy, others in amusement

>Her mother asks the head butler to check on her to make sure everything is alright

>The butler heads to her room, and opens the door to find her not in her fine garments but a rabbit onesie with matching nightcap

>She looks terrified as she notices that she's been spotted

>The young man beside her only takes a moment to glance away from his book and toward the butler

>"Sorry, sir, but could you leave? Today is rabbit Thursday, and I'm tell her favorite today."

>"Ah, sorry my good man. Continue on."

>The butler closes the door and smiles to himself as he hears the woman start yelling at the hunter to which the hunter laughs in reply

>"How nostalgic. Reminds me of when I told stories to her mother.

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7196b4 No.399527

File: 2ad536569f55e95⋯.jpeg (309.18 KB,2048x2048,1:1,DF7A2F20-9B79-4500-8863-2….jpeg)

>>399523

Now that’s some lovely stuff.

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4e6420 No.399542

I kinda wish we had more stories exploring vampires being tsunderes who only go full dere once their husband incubizes. It was one of the more interesting aspects of their MGE profile and I think it could make for good stories.

I’ve had a long-running idea for a story about a man getting kidnapped by an especially bitchy vampire and running away right as he unknowingly incubizes, causing her to start chasing after him.

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1cc4df No.399545

>>399542

Would there be regret?

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638c77 No.399555

File: b0d9e9c3c64b01e⋯.jpg (10.8 KB,236x236,1:1,thinking kaku.jpg)

Can other monster girls catch vampirism too? If say, a kikimora were to get bit by a vampire, would they become a vampire kiki? If you fed a slime vampire blood, would you get a blood slime or vamp slime of some sort?

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7196b4 No.399561

>>399555

I don’t think a vampire would drink the blood of a monster girl. It would probably not be that good, there wouldn’t be any reason to either. Vampires need that spirit energy they get from human blood to survive. Also with how the mge stuff works becoming a vampire would do more with getting that vampire monster mana.

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33fdcb No.399564

File: 60cdb3d96e3f284⋯.png (686.16 KB,1367x629,1367:629,Vampire ency.png)

>>399555

In MGE there is no such thing as "vampirism". Vampires are a type of succubus, a fiend.

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cd4ff8 No.399566

>>399564

In a world where monstergirls, especially succubi, work like vampires.

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4e6420 No.399576

>>399545

yes, for the vampire realizing that treating your future husband as an inferior race until such time as he incubizes is a terrible idea

The trick would be the characterization of the vampire. She’d have to be mean enough that the mc has a credible cause for running away, but also not so mean that she seems irredeemable. A combination of patronizing and bullying might be good to hit this sweet spot. The mc’s also gonna have to be somewhat dense or uninformed as to how vamps work.

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312258 No.399597

>>399576

I'm tired of male soylent characters who don't have a male sex drive and who don't behave like men at all.

But dick bullying sounds good, if she swallows.

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e58e77 No.399621

>>399597

Most men would be pretty angry about being forced into servitude, sex or no.

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312258 No.399651

>>399621

Most men would gladly give up any fake freedom if they could have exclusive access to a super-hot pussy.

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4e6420 No.399666

>>399651

Well KC vamps actually try to withhold the pussy until the guy incubizes. They bite him for energy instead in the meantime.

Being kept in servitude to a confusing and obtuse monster-lady who keeps sucking your blood and doesn’t seem keen on boning you (Until you lose your humanity) would get on most men’s nerves.

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7196b4 No.399667

>>399666

She does get kinda drunkish off men’s blood and they have to resist heavily bot to just go and ravish the man there.

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e58e77 No.399670

>>399651

A man who's willing to listen to a woman just because she gives him pussy is at the mercy of the 3DPD.

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415812 No.399681

File: f20d2786ed9886d⋯.jpg (172.92 KB,790x1200,79:120,f20d2786ed9886dde67a0178f8….jpg)

>>399666

It does feel very good to be sucked by a vampire though, one way or another. Plus as a monster girl she's actually benign and loves her "servant"; unlike 3dpd, who can only truly love tall handsome man or the resources men can provide them.

>>399670

Welcome to reality, kid.

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33fdcb No.399690

File: 7e443a98008d4e9⋯.jpg (1.3 MB,1133x1600,1133:1600,1551101148907.jpg)

>>399670

But we are talking about monsters.

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e58e77 No.399696

>>399690

He said that men who don't give into women because they have the pussy aren't real men. I'm saying men like that are slaves of terrible women who don't care about their "lover's" well being just because they put out occasionally. That sounds less like a man and more like a soyboy who's too afraid of their master to have any free will of their own.

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48d384 No.399704

File: 26e957fb0623625⋯.jpg (8.67 KB,181x255,181:255,400_thousand_keks.jpg)

>>399690

>Asstlevagina

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622c6b No.399770

File: c3165317e829d25⋯.jpg (154.21 KB,1024x768,4:3,r-nduu9cw4.jpg)

>>399696

Why do you assume that beggars can be choosers?

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0c6ed5 No.399779

>>399770

Every man has a choice. Even the bigest robot can choose self dignity and get out of a shitty relationship.

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622c6b No.399780

>>399779

Except you don't get into a relationship in the first place if you don't look good enough. The best you can hope for is chad's leftovers.

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ca90d6 No.399793

>>399780

you do know that cheaters stick with cheaters, "chads" made up that cuck shit in order to not feel shitty and get new lays from retarded redditors.

if you go at the top bracket of anything its nothing but paper tigers and cheaters. so at one point you cant blame anything other than ones own shit taste.

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46461e No.399806

File: e2e7ed35b453da1⋯.jpg (256.44 KB,707x999,707:999,r-j3tp7san.jpg)

>>399793

You sound really inexperienced.

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ca90d6 No.399811

>>399806

not really no. you have to know what company you keep because if you are surrounded by faggots with shit taste you will catch their virulent faggotry.

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bfd3b7 No.399838

>>399811

How many relationships have you had so far

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ca90d6 No.399873

>>399838

more than the vn poster, and also a relationship doesn't just mean fucking. so your definition and understanding can be different than mine due to generation and social plattitudes. I feel sorry for you faggots because you have to deal with dabtards now.

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578eb4 No.400442

File: 3af455d398af975⋯.png (297.16 KB,356x579,356:579,VKrevisedPg74.png)

so I was flipping through Rifts Vampire Kingdoms "New Revised Edition" from 2011 (original was 1991) and came across this pic and I have the weirdest feels. Is this too monstrous to be allowed here? It seems like most vampires are "cute" vampires but I kind of want to see the whole bestial "nosferatu" type explored a little more.

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4e6420 No.400445

>>400442

I think a nosferatu girl could work, but not with that thing’s face.

I’m thinking it could be a more reclusive subspecies of vampire that’s abnormally tall and gangly (while still having a rockin body).

They’d be very shy and try to avoid crowds, Unlike regular vampires, who tend to be more elitist socialites.

They also try to drink their prey’s blood while he’s asleep, so he won’t notice her and freak her out.

Once they’ve done so enough times, they gain enough confidence to properly kidnap the man and take him to their lair.

I just realized this is kinda similar to the nightmare, but oh well.

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578eb4 No.400448

File: 9a5b3ec3c7e54b5⋯.png (262.89 KB,1060x1139,1060:1139,Nosferatu 63.png)

File: 5e791d45b4f9004⋯.jpg (83.95 KB,577x850,577:850,hi def.jpg)

File: 84f6590dc19c248⋯.jpg (60.22 KB,895x987,895:987,zoom.jpg)

File: 1712cd68f18c27a⋯.jpg (85.7 KB,801x1200,267:400,cute.jpg)

File: ad296052a188ee1⋯.jpg (56.24 KB,1200x1200,1:1,fishnets.jpg)

>>400445

>not with that thing’s face.

Gotta start somewhere. I'm sure we can tweak it… or maybe it's just seeing her in fear/pain that repels us and she might actually look cute if she was happily slurping on a neck.

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7196b4 No.401858

You know I don’t know why but I feel like I could see a vampire being the owner of some movie theater. Like you get a job at some random theater in town and never see the owner except in the rare occasion that you’re working midnight premieres.

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4e6420 No.401862

>>401858

>superior tells you the boss wants you manning the projector for some chick flick at midnight

>it’s bullshit, but you need the money

>that night, you slumped down bored out of your mind as the movie plays

>a seductive voice calls out from behind

<“not the most riveting feature, is it?”

>you jump a little, turn around and see a beautiful, porcelain-toned woman behind you

>”Uh, miss? I-I don’t think you’re supposed to be here.”

<“Oh Pish-Posh, I’m the owner, I can go where I please”

>the realization of her identity sends you rushing to apologize

>”Sorry mis-er-mam, I didn’t know!”

>she chuckles confidently

<“It’s okay anon, I know you’ve never taken this shift before. I like to cycle the employees through it so I can meet each of them face-to-face”

>”O-oh, well how am I doing then?”

<“quite satisfactory, I must say. There’s just one thing that needs to be taken care of”

>”And what’s that?”

<“Well you see anon, I’m a little thirsty at the moment…”

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eb608a No.401871

File: 020490a4a5bca18⋯.jpg (28.23 KB,275x275,1:1,Dense.jpg)

>>401862

>"Oh, I got some Caprisun here, if you want."

<"Thanks, but not what I had in mind…"

>"Water then. Important to stay hydrated."

<"Oh, I'm looking for something much sweeter than water~"

>"Ma'am, sugary drinks are bad for you."

<"What I want is healthier than that."

>"Really? Because there's a lot of sugar in juices as well. I reccommend squeezing it yourself."

<"Oh, I'll squeeze it, all right."

>"We have a juicer here?"

<"I have my juicer right here~"

>"Ma'am, why are you flashing your panties at me? I'd rather not have to file a report for sexual harrassment."

<"Dear lord…" She pinches the bridge of her nose, and a bright idea lights her proverbial lightbulb. "Would you prefer milk instead?"

>"Not this late, thank you."

<"But I want some."

>"I don't have any, but if you watch the projector for a minute, I'll go get us some. Need to stretch my legs anyway. Be back in a jiffy."

>Anon leaves, grabbing his coat on the way out, leaving the dumbfounded vampire behind.

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>>401871

Thus started the story of why anon never got any shift rather than night shifts.

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