/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

I could imagine vampires tasting people's blood the way you'd taste wine or beer in order to help determine people's genetic backgrounds. It would probably be the kind of extravagance the rich/eccentric would purchase, but since vampires consider themselves nobility, determining if someone comes from a suitable bloodline for their own marriages would be a big concern for them. Or perhaps it would just be a matter of taste to them, like a preference for single malt or blended whiskey.

>>399257

It occurs to me that a dragon zombie probably wouldn't object if her husband told her to gas a major city.

>>399256

At the very least they'd be able to have blood type preferences given that different blood types exist because of different specific proteins.

>>399256

I believe it would be a matter of taste. This is the man she will be drinking from for the rest of both of their undeath.

>>399264

>Anons, if there is to be a mass conflict when our waifus come we will have to come to terms with that some of them will do some horrible things to people that dont quite deserve it, in comparison to the kikes or nogs. Would you be willing to accept them despite it?

That also brings up the topic of sociopathy and how it'd be looked at in a post MG society.

Would they become pariahs? Ignored? The subject of fetishes?

>>399264

In war, the guilty are almost never held to account. Only those who do so with two sets of guns to their head. She killed those people to protect herself and her family. It was those who declared the war who truly murdered them.

>>399268

>ban condom use and manufacturing

No. Then the only way to not have kids if you aren't ready is to abstain. Which won't happen.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you aren't prepared to take care of children, you shouldn't have them. No child deserves to be raised like that. It'll fuck them up for life.

>>399267

Probably mind-flayed

>>399264

It really depends. Was she in combat, and a red mist descended, and she slaughtered a squad of surrendering soldiers, and she carries that weight with her every day and sees their faces in her dreams? I could forgive her, and would do everything I could to help her healing process.

Was she an active member in a mamano state that made humans second-class citizens at best and property at worst? That's an active decision to fuck humanity over in a bad way, and a woman who participated in that is not my waifu.

Who takes a picture like that? She's not even acting stoked that she hanged those guys, it's just like they accidentally took a picture of her in front of the gallows

>>399270

That's… the kind of justification I've seen from Soviet apologists. Like, holy shit you're going to say "it's not our fault we committed warcrimes, it's yours." unironically?

>>399273

I don't think that'd work unless you're straight up re-writing a dudes personality from the ground up.

Further still, is it an optional treatment or forced? Mind you, Sociopathy=/=Psychopathy.

>>399262

>>399260

Makes me wonder what the heck vampires would do for a living. Considering vast amounts of capital undead nobility would have, anything related to real estate, investments and mega corporations would be obvious. I'm not certain they'd ever wanna get their hands dirty, even as medical professionals. It would perhaps be very awkward for guys that end up married to them to have their wife be the breadwinners, though if memory serves correctly it wasn't too unusual for lower born men to marry into wealth. I could also imagine vampire mafia families being a thing, only a lot less grimdark than real life or in the Masquerade.

>>399278

I could see there being a few vampire doctors that like to take some of the female blood packs home for snacks. It’s still good and won’t get you locked to a guy. Those doctors also would end up being the best in their field, allowing them to get a horde of wealth and prestige.

>>399278

Given the life length of undead, they could handle lengths of real estate investment that nobody else could.

>>399267

Probably screwed out of everything (non-sexual).

Job? Fired.

House? Danuki buys it out from under you.

Car? Danuki reposses it even if you own it.

You'd get treated like shit no matter where you go or what you do. You would be ground into the dirt and probably have your balls cut off by monster girls.

If you had one sociopathic thought, you are shit out of luck forever.

Guess i'm never getting a waifu. RIP me post MG. Least i'll try and go out on my own terms instead of having my life ground to shit.

>>399273

>implying a mindflayer wouldn't give the guy a forced lobotomy and toss his brainless body into a dumpster

>>399281

A little extreme. A lot extreme. Dosen't fit with the setting.

>>399255

>MG's are mutts

Nigger wot

>>399267

>Subject of fetishes

Tbh I already do like very dangerous women, which explains why I am a Dragon fag.

>>399274

You'll usually see people like that look very stone faced

>>399281

Anon you are being far far far too hard on yourself, waifus will love you, if you believe you cant they'll find a way or at worst mindbreak

>>399285

This anon is right however

>>399286

>at worst mindbreak

I hate mindbreak. But Christ does it make my pp hard. The morality conflicts with my dick. I don't know what to do.

>>399291

Your pp knows the mind will be broken but it will remain unharmed.

>>399292

First, I don't think that makes sense. Second, I think it's because I dislike mindbreak when applied to me personally. I'm a prideful person and the thought of being broken and turned into some pet makes me furious. Anybody else? Like I give a fuck.

That being said, I'm all for some light femdom. Just so long as it's a two-way street.

>>399271

All Mamono are part succubus. They eat semen. Literally; it’s explicitly stated to be part of their necessary nutrition. A Mamono probably could thus consciously choose to absorb the life essence from her husbands sperm inside her, or not to and let it do it’s thing to her eggs.

Boom; all the K-selected, High-functioning society of Family Planning with none of the denial of the joy of nakadashi.

One interesting thing nobody brings up demon realms. In their own world, a demon realm crops up from the mamono population density in their pre-industrial cities, monsterizing all the women in the radius. Now put mamono in a far more sense and larger post-industrial city a demon realm is unavoidable. Even worse (or better), it would consume the place rapidly as the women and select objects create a chain monsterizing reaction. I wonder what the political consequences of that would be?

>>399305

Strict population control. Only a certain amount of monsters can be in any given area. No, violators aren't shot. Relocation to an area that can take the strain.

Now those intentionally trying this would face harsh consequences, however. No, they aren't going to get shot. Jail time and permanent relocation, or if available, deportation to the original monster realm.

'S what I'd do, anyways.

>>399274

This. If "waifu" was an active/willing participant who bloody well knew better she can GTFO.

>>399275

A lot of this is case by case, I don't know squat about the "war crimes" in question. Heck, the enemy's crimes would have to be taken into account, there's only so many dead medics you can walk by before you decide this rule doesn't count anymore.

>>399306

UN fag go away. All you need to do is have no welfare and populations will control themselves naturally. Assuming IQ doesn't stray more than one standard deviation lower than 100.

>>399315

Again I don't know what they mean I've seen the word "warcrimes" be applied to everything from fighting back against an incompetent agressor to crap like genociding occupied populations. I need more context.

>>399316

Not necessarily true, It's actually access to medication and food that determines these numbers or otherwise demographic transition. The reason why most people back before industrialization, had around ten children was because it was expected for around 1-4 of those children to die to disease before they've reached adulthood. Fun fact, people used to never name their babies until they've reached a year old because of this.

I am a firm believer that mamano would open up clinics for willing couples and women to monsterise. Probably also be set up with everything from vials of pure mamano energy to jars containing pslimes just waiting to infect. Maybe even have some run by specific species based on region.

>>399319

They would outlaw abortion any use pregnancy transfer as a substitute. The average woman will accept this until the leaders in the feminist community point out that this basically hands the mamono free votes

>>399264

You feel it too, don't you?

Anyone read Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut? Its about a future where to stop over population people are required to take pills that numb them from getting pleasure out of sex, and the world must be saved by one man and his dick one girl at a time. Ill bet it would be turned into a very popular horror movie, akin to the popularity of the Matrix.

But I was just reminded of that because, if monstergirls appeared today, it might be a rather significant problem if all of them wanted multiple children since our consumption is already headed for collapse. The operative question would be the fertility of monstergirls. As I recall they have a very low fertility, even with constant sex. I suppose you could make a case for ecological-monsterism because if every person in the world took a monster wife, displacing human females, and each monster had less than 3 children, then the population crisis would be averted. On the other hand, perhaps mamano magic bullshit could be conjured up to stop most of china from starving and convince boomers to stop eating beef everyday. Other relevent questions would be, especially in poorer countries, how disease resistant monstergirls are. In agrarian societies, having the female of equal strength or greater than the male would have a huge impact.

If anyone here is a numbers guy it might be interesting to run a simulation on how a society would be impacted if X monsters were added, with Y birthrate, compared to A and B numbers of human men and women with Z birthrate, after a certain amount of years.

>>399323

The resource problem wouldn't be that bad because married monstergirls don't technically need food.

>>399321

>pregnancy transfer

Excuse me, what? Is that a thing?

>>399328

I think the fetus would instead of being aborted would be put into a woman that wants to have a baby

Reminder that the causes of the world's problems come from the idea of people thinking they have "freedom" or "rights".

People need absolute control over every aspect of their lives. "Freedom" causes nothing but fuckups. People are supposed to be treated like disposable tools. You make the most out of someone before discarding them.

Also, to better optimize your resources and people, you must enforce strict population control. Anyone over this limit must be killed.

This creates perfect optimization and efficiency. Sure some people may complain, but if you drug them or partially lobotomize them, it shouldn't be a problem anymore.

People having "free will" is the biggest mistake that's ever come out of life.

>>399360

Fuck off chink.

>>399360

i don't think this board is for you bugman

>>399361

>>399364

How am I wrong?

Efficiency and optimization over everything else is how things should be run.

>>399365

typical bugman, does this also mean you're fine with being used as a slave? because if that's the case i think you should just start now and get an owner who will let you play out your trap fantasies, chink.

>>399366

>implying we're not all already slaves in some form

Go ahead. Tell everyone the kikes own everything in the jewnited states. See what happens.

>>399351

Something that also needs to be taken into account, MG couples live far longer and are firtile for that whole time. It is entirely possible that a 20 year old mg can witness the birth of her great aunt. I'm thinking the average fertility rate for a mg is basically the Duggars times four. Now given they had that same life expectancy where they came from they would also probably have agriculture-focussed spells that would extend, if not expand most natural resources, combined with industrial efficiency, food can keep up. All that you need to make electricity is make water really hot, a handful of magical girls spamming fire attacks can do the trick. Not to mention mermaids and sea bishops making the ocean habitable.

They would still need to colonize space really soon, though.

>>399360

>>399365

Nah, m8.

Nuke everyone except for maybe a hundred people tops. Same race and ethnicity though.

Then make sure to take the birth-capable women and amputate their limbs and lobotomize them so that they serve only as fucknuggets for breeding.

Children get raised for a few years, then kicked out into the wilderness to start their own group.

That's how a proper society should be run.

t. /k/

>>399367

you are fucking stupid global policy is not a means to enslave people. to be enslaved is to not be able to own anything at all, forced conscripting and no means to expand your income and holdings.

subhuman dog eaters is using a 70 year plan to cause their GDP to inflate because jews are fucking stupid and conflate real estate as the countries full income.

maybe you should post outside of /pol/ or redddit. sometime and not act like a subhuman nigger lover.

>implying monster girls would want to come here after seeing our shitheap of a modern society

We are too far gone. Maybe after we all nuke ourselves would they maybe consider it.

>>399380

>subhuman dog eaters

What was this wordfiltered from, C h i n a ? These types of wordfilters just mainly seem to disrupt how people want to word/explain their post rather than really fucking over anyone that would be defending the wordfiltered word.

>>399383

tencent is shit, and is not a country worth talking about, they are about to collapse because their GDP scam is about to blow up on their faces.

>>399388

chinese culture is dead you retard, folklore is not respected, its all gone now. the only resemblance of chinese culture is in other countries where society forces them to hold to their identities. Tencent shills is just a place where there is smog, mercurized water and dried tiger dick being sold in their "pharmacies"

>>399388

>>399391

keep in mind that these monstergirls are based on OLD chinese folklore. modern c h i n a is nothing like c h i n a before communism. therefore it and it's colony of bugmen who still subject themselves to communism because they have no will of their own, can go burn in a nuclear hellfire.

>>399368

You do realize many monster girls possess the magic means to create their own little pocket dimensions?

>>399380

That's literally the Chinese trying to keep their economy from going into a slump by having make-work projects in the form of apartments the average Chinese citizen can't afford. They might has well has built a gigantic pyramid for the amount of effort it requires. It is going to backfire on them eventually.

>>399286

>I like dangerous women

my nigga

>>399382

I like to think that small incursions occur; grabbing intel, data, HUMINT, the occasional captive to learn about this place so that if/when reality decides to rip itself up they strike where it matters and fast.

>>399255

so the DOTR would realistically be catastrophic both initially and after a good chunk of couples only produce more monster girls. unless those MGs have access to magic and pocket dimensions… but even still youd be producing more monster girls than men resulting in extinction.

furthermore monster girls are too pure for this world, i wouldn't want them to come here where half the people cant think past the next minute.

>>399457

They'd do a lot to purify it.

>>399459

its kinda like a horseshoe problem

right now the world is in unrest because of the lack of resources and women. you flood it with monster girls and the resources might be there because of magic and there will be plenty of men at first but then it will go the other way where men become a rare and highly valued thing. this will lead to hardcore wars between the monster girls. even if your monster girls could produce men too, youd need two sons per daughter

>>399460

Here's the beauty of it

They got here from another universe right?

When the men do run out, the excess mamono go to another universe to colonize it.

>>399360

>banned

Based mods

>>399461

thats actually the basis of the MG story im writing and my canon solution to the problem

>>399461

That's… a disturbing thought. Inter-dimensional sex locusts that open up portals to new universes once they've overpopulated the last.

Not to mention that, eventually, they'll open up a portal to some universe that they can't just subsume. One that's outright hostile, even.

>>399460

>two sons per daughter

1.2 MGs/man would be stable. See >>397866

>>399461

>when the men do run out

Why colonize a planet if you're just going to destabilize it and abandon it after the inevitable crash? If hopping between worlds isn't a one-time event, then monster girls should leave love and JUSTICE in their wake and not ransacked civilizations.

>>399474

>>399477

Okay, I worded that wrong. I meant the available men ran out. they are producing boys at above replacement levels, it's just the girls are born far more often

>>399478

If you skew the sex ratio that far in favor of MGs, then the portals need to be constantly open to accommodate the ever-increasing number of otherwise husbandless girls. That kind of constant expansion puts a lot of unnecessary strain on the system. If all you want is for MGs to colonize the stars, then they don't need such a skewed sex ratio since they can monsterize the local populations.

>>399481

>doesnt sit well for PR purposes

Fuck PR. It's wasted on the faggotry of clownworld.

Hell, I suggest the more infiltrative monster girls either steal, reverse-engineer, or commandeer the nukes we have. Then fill it up with concentrated mamono mana (just stick an extra thick ball of dark matter in there). Afterwards, once a nice arsenal of modified nukes are ready, launch them all at every capitol and major city to turn them all into demon realms.

People can't bitch about PR if most of the world monsterized in about an hour or so.

>>399486

In monstergirl colonization the early game is everything. If nobody does anything drastic for 18 years, the world is as good as monsterized.

>>399486

What'd happen if some guy makes a briefcase nuke or dirty bomb of mamono mana and goes full suicide bomber if a city with it?

>>399498

Technically it wouldn't be a suicide bombing, that implies that he dies in the process, but the entire area would because a mamono realm monsterizing everything until it hits farming districts on all sides. Suburbia is more densly populated than the pre-industrial cities that fell before.

>>399500

What'd happen to the guy at the epicenter of the blast?

Would he end up alping even if he's straight? Would he incubize heavily? Turn into some sort of abomination?

>>399502

He'd probably incubise. Heavily.

This is also a strategicly terrible idea no matter the context.

>>399264

It would depend on the particular circumstances of what she did.

>>399271

Or pull out, or don't put it in her vagina in the first place, or time your sex carefully. I'm not actually in favor of a ban on condoms myself, but they're not the be all end all of birth control.

>>399275

During the American Civil War, there were prisoner exchange agreements made between both sides that broke down towards the end of the war. The south still had plenty of PoWs, but resources were stretched thin and they were simply unable to take proper care of them. They repeatedly attempted to get prisoner exchanges working again and even offered to just give the prisoners back if the union arranged to transport them, but were denied with the express intent of further weakening the southern war effort. At the end of the war, the Commander of Andersonville was executed for "war crimes" that he did everything in his power to not commit. In scenarios like this, that argument makes perfect sense.

>>399474

>>399477

They're not stripping the universe of all its resources, they're building a multiverse spanning empire held together through love and companionship.

>>399502

He would turn into the Incubus equivalent of a Lilim. Alping has been repeatedly stated to only occur to trannies, and I see absolutely no reason to headcanon something else.

>>399481

Just don't tell them about the side effects.

<Of course we support female empowerment. We literally want to give you magic powers and superhuman strength.

>>399508

>He would turn into the Incubus equivalent of a Lilim.

So "blowing" yourself up to create a demon realms pretty much makes you a big shot, huh? Man, lilims could use that to their advantage greatly.

>Some lilim has a bunch of these mamono bombs manufactured.

>Finds some guy with a fairly decent aura about him (not a psychopath or sociopath) but kinda weak or has some low self-esteem.

>Appears in front of him with a briefcase bomb.

<Sup wimp? Wanna be a big shot? Get yourself a qt monster girl wife and make the world a better place? Well do I have a deal for you! Take this, drive here, take it out, and push the button.

>Guy does that and becomes a big guy UUUU

>By being a lilim level incubus, he pretty much gets a position as mayor of the merry little demon realms he helped create

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.

>>399508

>Pulling out

Pulling out doesn't usually work that well I'm afraid. It's better than straight up squirting inside, but there's a greater than 10% chance of impregnation which is still kind of serious.

>Alping only occur to trannies

Doesn't it only happen to gays? I think the "wanting to marry/fuck a guy" was the requirement.

>>399514

I definitely like the idea of a bunch of man haters monsterizing with the belief that they'll become superior to men, but then they find out about the "side effects" shortly afterwards.

>>399518

That's with human women. Mamono are already pretty hard to knock up to start with.

>>399518

>Pulling out doesn't usually work that well I'm afraid

It doesn't work at all. There's still a trace amount of sperm in precum seminal fluid.

>>399460

I’m fairly certain the fallen gods realm is infinite, but it’s only for her servants.

>>399518

Alping only happens if you want to be a girl. Usually the guy who wants to be a girl also has a guy he likes, but being gay alone isn't enough to alp you.

>>399525

Well, a lot of gays want to take it up the ass, so maybe taking the “female” role in sex is close enough to make them alp.

But something obviously has to happen to gay dudes. Far as I know they’re unheard of in demon realms, so the DE is either alping them or turning them straight.

>>399395

Don't need to, girl you posted can produce melange

>>399422

nice to see this much good taste in one thread

>>399547

go away bot

>>399549

>>399547

I hope you try just so a farmer would shoot you dead and grind you up into fertilizer.

I know I would.

>>399518

>Man haters monsterize to become superior but quickly become acquainted with the side effects.

<Ha, now that i've become a monster i'm unstoppable

<I feel wonderful

<A-anyone else feel like its a tad hot in here? nah it must be residual from the transformation

-I must find a man-

<T-to show him how much better I have become

<I need to crush the patriarchy

-Beneath my hips-

<Why are these thoughts invading my mind

-Find a man, take that man

<O-of course, men can't be raped anyway…

-yes, its just dating-

-need to find a man-

-Need to find a date-

>>399557

What's the point? They just looking for excuses to shoot someone they might as well be institutionalized.

>>399568

If I was a farmer and your degenerate ass tried to fuck my animals, you'd be a dead motherfucker.

>>399562

Fucking saved.

>>399559

id really rather not have them transform, it would be more satisfying to have them stay human and fester in their own hate while theybwatch you and your waifu have a good time

>>399575

Groups contain lots of individuals. Have some monsterize and try to retain their man-hatred and others fester as humans.

>>399577

Imagine two friends, with one monsterizing and the other staying human. Sounds like a fun story.

>"Hey, Lily, you haven't been going to our feminist meetings lately."

>"Oh. Uh, how do I say this? I don't really feel like I belong there anymore."

>"It's your new boyfriend, isn't it? I knew we shouldn't have let him sit in."

>"I guess you could technically say it's him, but it's more that I feel like the group was kinda hostile to him."

>"So he wants you to leave because we hurt his manbaby feelings?"

>"Well of course you're going to hurt his feelings when you treat him like a criminal before you even get to know him. I just feel like the group is less about helping women, and more about hating men."

>"Lily, tell me. Has he been threatening you?"

>"What? No!"

>"It's okay, you can trust me! I'm sure that asshole raped you, and is keeping you quiet, isn't he?"

>"He is nice, and has been nothing but supportive of me!"

>"You know, rape is an unforgivable crime, right?"

>"Well than I guess I'm unforgivable because I was the one who raped him."

>"You weren't in your right mind!"

>"I bet you say the same thing about men who get into drunken trysts."

>"A woman can't rape-"

>"I pushed him down in an alley, and I'm pretty sure calling for help doesn't count as consent."

>"You've changed Lily."

>"Yes, and I can't believe I used to believe the crap you believe in."

Force them to transform anyway.

Nothing that some mamono mana bombing can't fix. Or having their former friends force them into becoming monster girls.

>>399578

i still feel like monsterization is a kind of redemption /relief they dont deserve. why shouldn't they stick with their ideology and suffer while everyone else goes with the natural flow and ends up happy?

i mean these are people who are too lazy to fix themselves so they would rather complain till the world changes around them or people who would mercilessly use everything in their advantage to destroy another person's life.

maybe our perspectives are different, maybe you think it would be great if they were to change because it would be like a betrayal of their ideology from an outside looking in perspective but they themselves wont really care because they wont bother looking back anymore.

maybe we can meet at a halfway point, where they can suffer as they watch MGs and their husbands enjoying eachothers company till they break, publicly renounce their ideology and then apply the mana to tramsform.

hows that sound?

>>399583

The cruelest option would be that monsterization works like that scene at the end of Being John Malkovich, but I don't think anyone wants that.

>>399583

I think it's more useful to simply recycle these "people" against their will through monsterization and maybe some mindflaying.

>>399590

but again the major issue with monster girls (at least for my cannon) is that they only birth more monster girls

My problem with mass monsterization would be that it might go against the objective of the colonizing monstergirls, namely to secure us and any man they can get their meaty paws on for them and be unrelenting baby boom of their daughters. Any further monstergirls added from the native population. Pulling crap like plunging New York City and San Francisco into a mamono realm (which would, by consequence, drag in most upstate New York, New Jersey, some of Pennsylvania, and all areas within two counties of the entire west cost) would bring in serious political consequences for all the mamono in America. They might bullshit their way out of all out genocide, but voting rights will be severly curtailed for them.

>>399599

>political consequences

Damn the consequences. Things are hopelessly fucked. Take control with force and beat the shit out of the (((people))) who caused the mess i the first place.

Also,

>voting

>caring about (((democracy)))

Set up a powerful monster girl as dictator and call it a day. UN throws a hissy fit? Tell them to eat shit or you'll blast them with mamono bombs. Do it anyway.

>>399583

I think unwilling monsterization for a number of them is a decent punishment in itself for their warped minds. Bodily changes aside (as those don’t have to be painful), the re-structuring of their mind and instincts would wreak havoc on their ideology and worldview. Imagine newly-monsterized feminists trying to resume the degenerate practices of their old lives, only to find that they are physically revolted by everything they used to take depraved pleasure and arrogant satisfaction in, and drawn to what they’ve been trained and conditioned to abhor. It’s like their old mind is trapped in a cage that acts against everything’s they’ve ever believed. All they can do is impotently scream as they lose all control of their lives to the whims of their new body.

And eventually they learn to like it.

>>399613

I forgot to mention that I think it would be fine for a number of them to find some way to stave off monsterization and stew in angry loneliness while the world around them becomes a better place.

>>399604

>They'll just conquer the world

The problem with that is, we don't know how many will arrive, if they are close to or above the amount of women here, then they can go in and take all the men while the all the women are still monsterizing. Some may resist, but there won't be anything significant built up in the confusion, mamono will begin their reign before the dust settles.

However, industrialization has made our planet's population spike at least 500%. The monster girls are based upon midevel European societies, which support far fewer people per square mile. So even if all the monstergirls go into the colonization effort at once (which they won't) they will be at a significant disadvantage if the humans get the idea that these creatures need to either leave or be killed. Thus, they will have to garner enough good will to allow them to take some of the spare men lying about (ie us) and summon the stork repeatedly with them. Plunging a huge population center (and a bunch of the surrounding areas because suburbia has a population density close to what a midevil European city was) into a demon realm might prove detrimental to that end.

>>399615

That's why being subtle might work.

I came up with an interesting idea for this here.

>>399611

>>399615

In Chyna and India there are 70 million more men then women. An excellent target for monster girl 'colonization'.

>>399620

I know but…

I wanna play with boobs substantialy bigger than my head knowing there's a loving heart behind them.

I wanna wife who will die for me as much as I'd die for her.

I wanna "endure" sex so I can feel her cuddling later.

I wanna feel the reptilian tail snake around my body sucking the cruel Texas heat like a cold metal pole.

I wanna bury my head in a fluffy mane as caring arms surround me.

I wanna ride around town on my waifu.

>>399583

I agree anon, let them suffer the worst kind of fate: only able to watch the happiness and joy that the couples share as they start a family, something they will never get. Let them wallow in their bitterness and jealously

>>399624

Anon, what monster girl are you specifically talking about?

>>399628

Not one specificly, I'm just really turned on by her picking me and I have no say in the matter, as a result, I'm rather flexible.

One interesting thing to see is what they would do with divorce laws. Would they change them in order to get more men to willingly marry them or leave them as is because they'd never divorce their husbands anyway, let them become blue code laws as society monsterizes.

Early on they'd use the divorce court as a hunting ground.

>>399645

I'd wish them luck, like they'd be able to undo nearly half a century of militant feminism overnight.

>>399646

Bomb the cities. There you go.

>>399647

We talking the fun ki d or the more humdrum demonic energy type of bombs?

>>399650

You'd be surprised. Some are dumb enough to wife up the next woman that looks at them sideways as soon as they finish up with court. Most are one blowjob away from signing on the dotted line despite the legal ramifications. Would be entertaining if nothing else, I suppose.

>>399648

Depends on the city.

For most, a heavy dose of demonic energy in a solid blast would fix it. For others (e.g. Detroit), just nuke it. Unless you want to save infrastructure or something.

Ah, perhaps make some sort of mana bomb tinged with undeath. That way you can kill them and then have free undead slave labor (with some decent folks who got caught up turned into alright undead mamono/incubi).

Imagine. Detroit: Reanimated as the industrial city of the dead.

>>399654

>Imagine. Detroit: Reanimated as the industrial city of the dead.

No. Raze it to the ground. Nothing of value can be found in that godforsaken place. Not anymore.

> (with some decent folks who got caught up turned into alright undead mamono/incubi).

There are no decent folk in Detroit, anon. Anyone who lives there chooses to at their own risk.

>>399676

I don't mind mamono being stronger than me, but I'd still like to become better through cybernetics.

>>399624

>all this goodness

you're forgetting one of the better parts:

I wanna come home from work to someone who's genuinely happy to see me

>>399633

>Implied size difference

>floof errywhere

>snek

Sounds like a bunyip

>>399706

so india would be filled with akaname and devilbugs then?

>>399708

>Third World Mudskins get all the worst girls with filth fetishes and /chaos/ gimmicks, while decent humans get all the decent Mamono

This is the the best “peaceful” solution.

>>399708

Also bubble slimes and beelzebubs.

>>399709

Imagine the chinese butthurt if they found out that ryus don't like living in a toxic wasteland. A living incarnation of the imperial dragon basically says that their country sucks and she wants to look for a husband somewhere else.

>>399711

Ryus seem to be based less on chinese dragons and more specifically on Ryūjin or Zennyo Ryūō from Japanese lore due to the focus on water deity powers.

>>399711

That would at least be a good motivation to get them to stop smogging their country up.

Also the third world would be a good place to dispose of the furry mgs like Cait Siths

>>399719

I don't mind the look, it's the gimmick I dislike. If you want to headcanon or greentext about diamond-in-the-rough vanilla devilbugs I don't have a problem with it.

>>399720

>Cait Siths

those dont exist

>>399719

I think you're asking a bit much of cockroaches in general.

>>399869

roaches are one of the few bugs that understand altruism, they always tell other roaches when they find a source of food even if they are starving. its one of their most endearing traits.

>>399876

Don't remind me I lived in an apartment complex where there were people who thought the roaches were reincarnations of their ancestors. They were the majority of the tenants. All that roach crap. Finding them in my food if I'm or careful. Gassing up the house like Hitler's shower and STILL FINDING MORE OF THE HORRIBLE BASTARDS! You may bring up the devil bugs waifus, but please do not bring up the incects they are based on.

>>399562

Excellent. Do you have more stories like this?

>>399562

Here it is. >>399939

>>399720

How would monstergirls handle furries anyway?

>>400221

With a merry genocide, of course.

Nothing like burning furries alive in their own fursuits.

>>400223

is it really genocide though? wouldn't extermination be a more fitting term, especially since they want to be recognized as animals so much.

>>400224

I prefer the term "hunting" a bit more

>>399360

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>>400238

Sorry for the excessive use of bugspray, but if those faggots have to show up they might as well pay the price.

>>399323

<worrying about the overpopulation meme

Overpopulation is only a problem in nigger countries that don’t have good infrastructure and the people already have 8+ kids since they keep dying all the time. If anything, the long term presence of mamano wouldn’t change much aside from stirring up tensions between the local humans and mamano.

In developed countries, mamano boosting the population would be a god send. There’s a reason why one of the main arguments (((lefties))) use to promote migration, is that the countries need them. To an extent, they aren’t wrong. Due to these same people’s policies and cultural-marxism encouraging women to not have children and get jobs, birth rates have gone down the shitter. Now, the problem that really hurts the people who pushed these policies is the fact that now, there is more elderly/dependent folk in these countries and not enough people in the work force to foot the bill. It’s the reason why taxes get raised so much in recent years. Even with the massive swarms of migrants coming into, for example, America, it still isn’t enough to hold off population decline. Recently, America has had its lowest rate of natural increase in history. Problem is that migrants will eventually stop having many kids, or will just send the money back to their family back home. But with MGs coming into the picture, the boost in population that would come from there presence would be a real life case of deus ex maChyna.

Besides, even if the population were to overrun the food supply, we would just do what we’ve always done. We’d just grow more food, or find some new method of growing it more efficiently. If worse comes to worse, humanity will just go back to substinence agriculture so we’d all just have to farm/garden.

>>400242

Subsistence agriculture is less efficient by far. Comparative advantage and economies of scale are both stacked against it.

>Dog tags are a super cheap and super effective method to process mass-cas events in modern combat.

Given the military response when all hell breaks loose after DOTR kicks off with reality tearing a bit, do you reckon the monster girls will think its was very kind of us to provide them with an easy way to identify their new husbands, especially among the best selection of males

>>400261

If we actually sent soldiers against them, I think a most of them would die. Only the strongest and rarest of mamono can handle bullets, tanks, and carpet bombing. The few that would manage to get soldiers alive would probably be too saddened by the loss of life to care about such little things.

>>400262

Yes, a peaceful approach would be more likely any battlefield magical resistances would be created around swords and arrows, and maybe muskets. Thus it's not at all unreasonable to assume w civilian Ar15 can overwhelm and slay a monster girl. Put yourself in their shoes, would you send in your underlings to die, when you can exploit an open border?

>>400263

you cant really get shot if you hide in peoples shadows. some of these fucking MG's have alucard level bullshit.

>>400264

Yes, have the anit-mamono people chasing after them (only to fail miserably, because the witches are leading the witch hunt). While those who can't hide real well integrate more and more into society.

>>400264

If the humans in their world could hold them back (albeit losing ground) with swords and muskets when the monsters were doing their best to murder humans, I think we could handle monsters that hold back so as not to kill people with our comparatively high tech weaponry. The only war that would be to their benefit would be a shadow war, and diplomacy probably would still be more effective.

>>400271

Well the humans in their world also had superpowered heroes to use. And during the days of the old DL, humanity usually couldn't stop the threat of monsters on the field. The idea of the cycle would be that the heroes would take out the DL and the monsters would lose their cohesion and tear each other apart.

>>400274

Using them in battle is still like throwing really good pilemen and horesback cavilry at a tank. There is only so much good they can do. Again why waste the lives of your waifus in I fight they have no way of winning, especially if there is a stupidly obvious diplomatic way to get into modern, developed democracies.

>>400275

*Pikemen, not pilemen

>>400275

I would think they would spend some time observing and developing tactics to ensure victory at the lowest cost possible.

Think about how fucked the world's militaries would be if they got hit at every instillation at the same time, but wait there's more

Say a lilim or two decided to black out the entire world's geocommunications networks; we're talking no internet, no radio communication, telephonic communications, the only way to communicate over distance would be the good old hand written letter.

We're not in the o-rah-rah earlier age where in the absence of orders shit would get real, nowadays in the absence of orders most places would probably freeze the fuck up and there would be a much greater instance where appeals for surrender would be viable.

>>400271

you dont really get it lad, you have an mg hiding in your shadow, you certainly don't expect it to be remotely human or appear human, you slowly grow more insane until you become sleep deprived and go to sleep, also you wont be able to commit suicide or blow up a bomb next to you, all you will have is something staring back and thwarting your attempts. also seeing a woman cuddling next to you when you wake up is probably going to do two things, the guy is not going to fucking shoot her or he will think she is a victim if her appearance is more on the human side.

you cant really shoot the paranormal ones. lord save your asses if a nurayihiyon shows up with a bunch of mgs that lean towards the human side.

>>400292

You ate still challenging men with assault rifles and/or SMGs to a spearfight. They are going to eliminated about 5 people per base before they are mowed down like grass. Like I said, why would the mamono commit to a fight like that when they can just use diplomacy to get in peacefully. No Gore, no bloodshed, everybody lives, everybody's happy.

>>400292

>Say a lilim or two decided to black out the entire world's geocommunications networks; we're talking no internet, no radio communication, telephonic communications, the only way to communicate over distance would be the good old hand written letter.

Thousands would be dead within a week. The modern world revolves around near instant communication. How do you think people get emergency services? How cops know where to go to stop crime? Firefighters know where the fire is at? Sure it'd disrupt military actions, but civilian casualties would be immense.

>mangobama mana fixes everything

Unless the McGuffin comes into play. Mana solving everything is boring. How can there be conflict if every problem is instantly solved?

>>400294

>just use diplomacy to get in peacefully

What are kikes, zogbots, and pretty much the modern west?

Force and swift use of force is the only way to get things.

Say DOTR pops off, then a week later things have substantially calmed down;

How do you think /monster/ would change post DOTR?

>>400322

Anons here would be talking about their new wives. Advice would be shared about how to adjust to the new girl in your life. New forms of shitposting would appear when faggotcats appear.

The only constants would be our hatred for degeneracy and me being a robot.

>>400322

Probably talking about our waifus a ton, quite a few here might try to hold out and postpone the inevitable rape for fun it’s no fun if you don’t make them work for it and post about it here

I think it would be more interesting to think about the effect it would have on other boards. /fringe/ for instance, might finally start seeing some magic gains all the while struggling to keep their celibacy safe from the invading semen demons.

>>400324

All this talk about rape-happy monsters and the only way to keep celibacy being to make your house an iron fortress got me thinking. How hard would it be to maintain your virginity, not for the sake of keeping it, but to wait till you find the right monster to be with? Attaching yourself to a unicorn is one way, but what other girls could you associate with without fearing of being forcibly claimed and still hold potential to mate with? I want love to blossom from a deep friendship, but explode from a night of passion. Unicorns are great but horse pussy doesn't appeal to me. I've been so conflicted about what monster I want that I just haven't been able to decide.

>>400326

There are plenty of girls that won’t rape you right of the bat, but it’s only ever a matter of time, either you get raped right away, get raped sometime later, or succumb to her charms (intentional or unintentional) before she decides to rape you.

You could always just get /fit/, learn to grapple and rape her instead if you think you’re tough enough :^)

>>400326

I could probably keep my virginity forever. You can too.

Just minimize your interactions with others, rarely go outside (save for work, grocery shopping, or at most a short walk to your mailbox), and generally be a robot. Assume that no monster girl would ever take interest in you and ignore any calls from them since it's probably for someone else. If one addresses you directly, show confusion and misunderstanding since she's obviously making a mistake in showing interest in you. Make sure to explain her error and point her to someone else or tell her she can do better.

Follow these steps and enjoy your wizardhood. If you feel lonely, alcohol and laying around in bed can help.

>>400321

Again, they would get farther if the the colonial maou appears before the UN building, claims some BS about their earth going Krypton and ask the countries we live in for asylum, by the time any elites figure out modus operandi, and why that's not going to work in their favor, all the monstergirls are here, they control the portals, and some of them own armories capable of producing assault rifles, and they have a Wonderland. They also have the ability to, if worse comes to worst, monsterize huge metropolitan areas where there are bits of infrastructure important to the elites.

>>400330

>>400326

Oh wait, you said saving it instead of keeping it.

I guess my method can still work for that.

I wonder, would otherkin take offense to these creatures, or try to join them?

>>400330

That’s not going to work in the event of an Ushi-Oni or shit like that. You’re relying entirely on being able to talk them out of fucking you. There’s only so many species that are open to such diplomacy, and some of them have mild brainwashing powers to counterargue you into fucking them.

>>400341

They’d probably try to join them until they figured out what was going on. At which point the men would probably run away or alp, and the women would probably monsterize into whatever mg is closest to the animal they’ve deluded themselves over.

>>400330

…you're fucking with me, right? There are four different MG species I can think of right off the top of my head that are specifically evolved to hunt NEETs. Know why 30 year old Virgins are all wizards? Because the magically gifted are the only ones capable of fending off the forcey fun time. You're raped, m80.

>>400342

>>400347

There's always going dead fish, acting like a rag doll, and being as depressing as possible until they lose interest.

That works, right? How about begging them that they'll be infinitely worse off by choosing you. That they should care about themselves more and leave you. Preferably while sobbing to the best of your ability.

>>400348

There are girls who can make you fuck them, like the Dormouse and Sirens. And I think that last bit will just convince some to fuck you harder.

>>400348

Not sure how many times we gotta tell you robot, you're pretty much making yourself out to be a choice pick on a silver platter for any MG that is into sexual healing. The more you fight the more they'll want you.

On a serious note, get some sun, take a lithium or some niacin or something to help alleviate your mood, maybe try out some meditation, anything to help lift your spirits. I realize trying to convince you not to think negatively is like asking a wooden wall to change into brick, but by Ammit's love I'm still gonna try.

>>400222

>>400223

Is it just furries or are there other groups that monstergirls would kill on sight?

>>400361

jews, probably, maybe psychopaths, but psychopaths could just get a brain massage by a mindflayer and be right as rain, so i don't know about them.

>>400363

Nah, the Danukis would have first dibs on the jews.

>>400330

Ohaiyo robot-kun, dont worry even if we dont like you, your waifu atleast has a love and forgiveness comparable to the Lord

>>400326

See, I don't think you're at risk of rape from any rando MG. I think it can only happen if the two already have a sort of attraction to eachother.

I'd deffinately be resentful if my vanilla ass got yoinked by an ushi.

>>400330

you are unironically turning into an alp during DOTR

>>400347

I was thinking of brownies, but they're not in the MGE. I figure Kikis and Shoggos are NEET hunters, but what about the other two?

>>400374

Wasn't the nurarihyon one of them?

>>400377

the nura is a platoon killer. they can just march inside a neets house, preferrably situated near a city and bring endless women until a whole city belongs to them. And they're hard to catch since they look like normal women.

>>400374

Devil Bugs and Beelzebubs if you're dirty. Ghosts and Cheshires can ignore house defenses, and I imagine the latter would actually love to prank a paranoid man who's shacked up in his house.

>>400379

There is an issue with the nurarihyon. After they enter a house, people automatically consider her that place's lord, which makes you view her as your superior. Doesn't mean that people outside have to like her. An enemy soldier could have control over a house and be loved by the people inside, that doesn't mean the government will take it lying down once they find out. Not sure it effects visitors either.

Also, a Nura's ability to attract monsters wouldn't effect all that much. Assuming the monster's military has a structure, a general could just order her army to attack a city. Actually, the Nura's method is worse because at least the general can strategize before the attack.

>>400330

I can imagine a "How to Stay a Virgin" Book guide. selling really well due to MGs using your tactics against wizards like yourself.

>>400380

the nura can lead monstergirls that do weird fuckey shit dude. no shit everyone has numbers. but the nura has the safety and lets be real. Only spastics think that a government will blow up a building during this age of optics.

Cities are irreplaceable now get rid of one and the nation loses something it cannot replace. if it was ww2 era you would be correct but siege warfare doesn't work anymore, neither do nukes.

>>400382

I think police departments would start pushing for the spetsnaz approach the first time a SWAT team kicks down a NEET's door and finds a shoggoth waiting on the other side.

>>400347

I still expect a Dragon to bash down the doors in my house to take me however

>>400397

I can imagine a dragon being into homebodies.

>Be anxious dragon

>You love your treasure, but hate anyone touching it

>Every day you count your coins like you have OCD (only when it comes to treasure)

>Every time you count even one coin missing you feel like you'll have a heart attack

>Not sure how you'll handle having a husband

>You couldn't just keep him locked up forever, but the idea of him walking around and risk being kidnapped makes you feel ill

>You finally manage to get a husband and put him in your mountain lair

>Of course you keep him locked up for a bit

>Can't risk him running away after you've already raped him

>You give him some things to help him feel at home, like bringing his computer and getting wifi

>He stops trying to run after that

>After you are sure he's accepted his place as your greatest treasure, you force yourself to ask him the question

>Would he like to go outside, or maybe walk around the city?

>He seems a little uncomfortable at the idea

>He says he wouldn't really mind if you wanted him to, but he's happy here

>He asks that you at least come with him

>At that moment you jump on top of him, and cry into his chest

>He really his your greatest treasure

>>400323

>>400324

true, it would become probably one of the fastest ones overnight.

I think the "How did you meet your husbando/waifu" thread would be the most enjoyable to read

>>400400

Thank you anon, that touched me and brought a good smile.

I do like cool, aloof, semi-asshole but actually not an asshole waifus. One that's autistic I still love

Tbh I'd be surprised if she didnt ask me to come along with her, I certainly would.

>>400400

This reminds me of a greentext(?) I read a while ago and it had a black dragon NEET and an anon NEET who collected anime girl figurines. I don't think it was ever finished.

Sage for off topic.

>>400348

Nope, that’s not gonna work. The pleasure an mg will make you feel will destroy any anti-pleasure mechanisms you may have and stop you from dead fishing. You’ll literally go into “m-my hips are moving on their own!” Mode.

And again, you are SEVERELY overestimating the amount of time you’ll have to talk to them before they rape you. Your mouth will likely be far too busy.

>>400366

Honestly, with the rates of pedophilia among the wealthy elite Jews, if any mgs go for them it’s probably gonna be the sabbath.

>>400441

Let me add that this is assuming that the elites doing such activities don’t meet the qualifications of mg-repelling psychopaths, which for many I would doubt.

>>400443

Baphomets apparently want "an ideally strong and gentle big brother who is reliable and will shower them with love and attention”, not a creepy old uncle who thinks that extending his life by draining blood from orphans is a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

Now I wonder how the gyms would change after monsters came, what new rules, what new excise machines and some rather interesting new people around, I wonder what you would find?

>>400528

No sex in the gym/locker room would seem like a general rule. Not the place for it. Like it’d stop people, the degenerates.

As well, I wouldn’t be surprised if men-only gyms would start cropping up. For dudes who just want to make gains.

>>400530

You would have to watch out for alps in those dude only gyms, or guys who are likely going to alp.

In concerts, would male singers or musicians be protected from monsters in the audience? How would those concerts be changed in general?

>>400538

Not sure about concerts, but DJs would need to be caged for their own safety. Could you imagine DJs dancing along with their own music to get extra tips from monsters while in the cage?

>>400539

Wurms mind be banned from quite a few venues because they keep getting past the cages.

>>400538

Boy band crazes among monster girls would by nature end whenever the men get wives, so that’s something.

Married male singers would have nothing to worry about

>>400547

Unless they are married to bicorns. Poor guys would have it rough.

>>399481

I'm working on a scifi setting with monster girls in it. One of the main conflicts are civilizations that where cut off encountering each other after ancient worms holes where reopened but one had monsters replace all human females. Although in the setting monster girls arnt magic but a creation to breed men into a warrior race to fight aliens on the galactic edge.

>>399624

>I wanna feel the reptilian tail snake around my body sucking the cruel Texas heat like a cold metal pole

As a fellow Texas anon that hit me on a deep level, I need an echidna waifu to keep me cold at night.

>>400582

Sound good to me.

>>400548

The only way to get a bicorn is to cheat on your waifu so they have no right to complain.

>>400586

I think bicorns give birth to bicorns, so not all of them were made through cheating.

>>400586

No it isn't, you just have to not be a virgin before having sex with a unicorn. For example, if you were molested as a shota, you still end up with a bicorn.

I'm curious if monster girls would open clinics for people who were driven mad or severely cynical after living in clownworld. Or robots too, that is if monster girls would just consider them subhuman trash and leave them to rot.

I bet danukis in HR would keep an eye out for employees that look tired or down often and make visits to said clinics mandatory for continued employment or something.

Also, how long should it take for a guy to recover under the care of a monster girl?

>>400624

wouldn't, not would

>>400624

That sounds dreamy, as long as they make sure the paranoid ones dont realize any mindflayers are about. How does anyone treat the kinds of people so abused and neglected that they just dont trust anyone though?

>>400624

That’s what I imagine the world will be like. They really care about people. Anyone under their care might take a few weeks or months. Maybe even a couple years if they’re particularly messed up. But they won’t leave anyone just to suffer.youll probably meet your waifu if you get sent there. Maybe that danuki in HR will keep visiting, or the weresheep therapist you have a session with every week.

>>400530

Oh yeah man also, I could see some problems with the male only gyms, namely the fact that I’m pretty sure there would be several different monsters that would try to sneak in.

But then again I could also see there being some human only gyms for people who don’t want to get monsterized.

>>400615

Technically possible but unicorns are specifically attracted to virgins so it's unlikely to happen by accident.

>>400652

So at what point does some Gremlin based out of Las Vegas with an army of Automatons at her command attempt to claim the dam for herself?

>>400652

Holstaurs, jubjubs, anyone with big breasts, anyone who loves to ara ara vs the Sabbath.

>>400653

After the danuki try to raise the price of electricity on them so they have more money to lure men with larger jackpots in their casinos. The danuki will send oni to try to stop the gremlin and both will get caught up in The Great Clusteruck of Hoover

i know this isnt exactly how vegas works, just roll with it

>>400652

Monstergirls probably never considered the possibility of technological human cloning. It's not ideal but at least everyone gets a husband.

>>399264

A good deed does not wipe away bad one, nor a bad the good.

Her fate should be determined by a military court.

>>400652

Bears every time.

>>400686

Again, what was she charged with. Using shotguns in a trench?

>>400657

With all the talk already about possibly being able to choose the gender of a baby through technology in the near future, along with world leaders realizing the imminent shortage of men soon after DOTR, I bet it would only be a few years until science would be able to solve the problem of monsters only having daughters.

>>400752

well most mg's would run back into the mge world after realizing whites fuck the most dogs.

>>400752

>>400753

/Monster/, the best mg content outside of Japan, but you have to deal with this.

>>400755

What's /Monster/? Do you mean /Wonster/, where the m in /monster/ gets flipped to W for Wumbo?

>>400753

To be honest, monster girls would avoid our world like the plague if they did exist.

They'd pop in, see how miserable of a shitshow it is, turn around, and leave. Then never come back again.

>>400792 for you and any others with a similar mindset, Please refer to >>399285

>>400793

Dubs of truth

>>400733

A realistic reaction would be that the men seized by the Sabbath would be attacked, not the monsters who took them, which would lead to a court case, and several lab study's and a ruling that yes, they are adults legally. No, child traffickers can't disguse their victims as these monstergirls. And no, they don't become real child predators.

>>400734

It also brings to mind about the issues with actual monster children. Sure, I can definitely see a lot of people being ok with monsters that look like children but are actually older, but what about actual monster children that reach sexual maturity at a very young age. Would pedophila laws be changed? Especially in most cases where it’s probably going to be the monster child that does the assaulting Would you see a lot more child marriages between a loli monster and the shota she proactively dates, or would monsters try and abide by our rules and wait till their 18 or so before they jump their husband?>>400745

>Implying monsters would give a fuck about what humans think about them.

They very much DO care about what humans think about them, seeing as all monsters want nothing more than to become dutiful and caring wives for their husbands. Their not just going to do whatever they want Except maybe if it’s a nighound especially if that would cause them to be viewed in a negative light by humans and their potential husbands. Monsters would definitely try and have people agree with their ideals through diplomacy, not outright force. It’s not about being able to be stopped or not, it’s about them not wanting to be hated by the humans they want and need.

>>400752

Ok, I’ll take your bait, but next time please try and get better quality bait instead of just throwing the rod in the water. Monster girls themselves are made of magic, and they practically radiate the stuff. Just because this world initially doesn’t have any magic in it, doesn’t take away the fact that monsters themselves are the magic with their monster mana. You wouldn’t just have loli monsters start to age because they no longer are in MGE universe, that doesn’t make any sense. Even then, they could get more magic and mana from their husbands, which would replenish them anyway. Please think harder about your bait next time and come up with an actual dilemma.

>>400807

Yeah, I can definitely see (((them))) realizing it’s better to go after the men rather than the monsters, only for the studies and interviews with monsters to show they are indeed adults. I think real child predators and child traffickers would become a thing of the past, seeing as there would be an over abundance of monsters that look like children wanting husbands too, so there wouldn’t be a real need for child trafficking, that and monsters would definitely put a stop to it, maybe by infiltrating child trafficking rings by disguising themselves as normal children then tearing it down from the inside? Real child molesters would still need to be looked at harshly for the crimes they committed though and the trauma they put real children through.

>>400811

>but what about actual monster children that reach sexual maturity at a very young age

That's where headcanon comes in.

>>400815

Alot of what this anon stated is headcanon.

>>400811

On "early bloomers," things are going to be wierd, mamono leadership might try to keep them around boys of the same age and other (relatively) prudish mamono. Another solution, if whatever entity at the top of the colonizing mamono has enough control, is have the whole rape thing toned down throughout adolescence teenage mamono get the reputation among teen boys of being easy lays and the sex is fantastic, but you are basically her husband at that point. On the eve of her 18th, all the rape instincts come back and then some. (unless she got her willing husband beforehand) the father is advised to stay away from her for 3 days after that.

>>400825

I don’t believe anything I said is headcanon and if they are I must have used it so much I believe it to be true. Can you please point out what you consider to be headcanon?

>>400830

That’s a good idea, but I can’t imagine how easy it would be to try and repress monster instincts, since rape is their whole way of finding a husband more or less. Probably would need some powerful magic.

>>400834

Tbf, there's a whole lot of headcanon on this board. Only the truly autistic here treat MGE as untouchable scripture of absolute authority. It's a lot easier to take any answers as suggestions than fact.

>>400836

Forgot to add, that as long as you aren't delving into actual degenerate shit, like ntr, gore, vore, etc., than a lot of stuff just gets a pass.

>>400841

Wouldn't memeing poor Cait Sith away from the furries be less heretical than letting them have one of our catgirls?

>>400842

Yes, that's true

I still think of black robes and red lightsabars when I read that name, though.

>>400842

It’s heretical for even implying that they could not be heretical. The furry taint is there and will always be there, this they must be purged.

>>400839

If it wasn't for the fact that Cu Sith was not only furfag fantasy but also zoophile fantasy, it would be fantastic. Even putting kiki and shoggoth to shame. But KC just had to cater to the fucking furfags. Could just treat cu/cait sith like a noble title for the other wans/nyans that go above and beyond for not only their husbands but for all of monsterkind as well.

>>400641

Or the baphomet that breaks into his house every night to watch him sleep

>>400652

>choice between moo-snu or Pooh-snu

as it there is a choice

TOUCH THE COW

DO IT NOW

>>400889

Pooh snu is the way to go here Beardicus anon, are you feeling unwell?

>>400792

true, mg's would flee from germany after seeing all the septic dungeon porn, mexico's donkey shows, spains weird goat throwing/priest jumping over babies/firebull festival, africa Just africa, china's incessant need to eat gutter oil/pollute/kill endangered animals, jews bullshit involving their incessant need to overthrow their host country and israels pedo problem, scatplay and bacha pazi found in saudi arabia/afganista. And the worst of all, india's filth.

Had a bit of a thought.

>Summer, A time of pure laziness and bliss.

>Well, it was supposed to be, anyways.

>I had a bank account full of cash from a job during the semester, a house to myself, all the free time I could want, and a banging new computer. The perfect set-up for doing absolutely nothing.

>Then some other-deminsional, asshole elder god had other ideas.

>Different social circles called it different things. Apocalypse, invasion, Day of the Rape was a trending hashtag among select places.

>Different information from different places had conflicting details and, honestly, I had no idea what was truth, what was fiction, and what was speculation by lunatics.

>Then some green-skin, eight foot tall, black spider chick with horns battered at my door…and ripped it off its hinges.

>I was honestly scared for a bit, what with that crazed look in her eyes, but was pleasantly surprised she instead decided to break my bed frame's legs with me on top of it.

>She was into it, I mean REALLY into it. She was so into it she was mumbling complete gibberish the entire time.

>I don't want to brag, but I can't think of any other guy I knew who could do that to a chick.

>At some point I must've passed out, and she must've stopped because I woke up alone and completely sore with bedsheets sticking to me.

>I could smell smoke and coffee (along with sweat and sex but that's besides the point) in the air, couldn't care about it at the moment. I needed to clean myself up.

>A quick shower was enough to clean the stickiness off, leaving only the burning soreness around my waist.

>The more important thing was the question of where she went.

>Her old clothes, some plate armor that looked like a cross of knight and samurai armor, was still sprawled out near the door, so she was probably still around.

>She wasn't in the kitchen. Instead, she was in the backyard hunched over a firepit I didn't remember digging out before.

>Did she not know how to work a stove?

>She had gotten dressed back up in some simple clothing, a medieval looking white shirt and what looked like a cowskull bikini bottom.

>Jesus, was she half-tarantula? She had a spider body that was all sorts of fuzzy with as many legs that should be expected of a spider.

>One of her ears, a cowish looking thing, flapped before she turned towards me.

>She gave a bright smile that was somewhat hidden beneath some band of cloth that loosely draped over her face and head.

>She stood up on all eight legs and turned towards me with a skillet with sizzling bacon and a large pot of what smelled of black coffee.

>I didn't think that was an actual thing that happened with chicks, and I had to smile at the pleasantness of this entire situation.

>Then she opened her mouth.

>Oh fuck.

>That wasn't gibberish.

>>400940

Also its my first writefaggotry so please be gentle

>>400941

Not bad at all. I've never been a fan of the whole "Anon" thing, but I didn't come here to change the board's culture. If I don't like it I can just leave. In the meantime, keep writing! It's good

>>400943

ehh, I honestly wanted it to be more between accurate since a christian teen would be very adamant on having a marriage ceremony done right and wouldnt accept proactive dating as a valid form of marriage. Would an ara ara mamono hold back on the rape if the boy in question was a christian that insists on having the ceremony done inmediately before doing the rape? would she hold back as long as she knew the pelvis crushing session will happen after the marriage ceremony is done?

actually now that I think about it, that would be one of the first victims of a mamono, a virgin religious man or boy that will only do it with someone he loves and holds chastity in a very high regard

>>400940

>Personally I dont think it would be a negative reaction

Why are you people so dumb? otherworldly beings showing up out of nowhere would cause everyone to flip the fuck out.

>>400949

I mean initially yes, but when things settle down and the initial shock of otherworldly women appearing out of nowhere is over I doubt there would be much negativity.I mean there are very specific definitions on demons and mamono succubuts and demon girls dont futhfill even one of those requirements

>>400960

>Implying they would recklessly try to blitz their way through

They will most likely play the jewish game of subversion and compete with jews for power over the countries

>>400960

Furthermore it seems you have a bad experience with religion in general because the end times is many things but travelers from another dimension is not one of them.

>>400960

I think a negative reaction from Christianity can be avoided. Depending on a) how much prep work they are going to put into the DOTR and b) whether or not it is worth the effort.

>>400968

we would certianly answer the homosexual question inside the church

>>400968

wait what do you mean by prep work?

At the bare minimum, geographical Making sure that the portals spawn over land, preferably land that is inhabited. Cheshire love a good prank, but jumping into the middle of the Pacific would not make one happy kitty. They can also do societal recearh as which countries would be easiest to infiltrate, and any hiccups and how to avoid them. We'd probably do a lot of work to help them.

>>400937

Ushi Onis being shishkebab master cooks is now my headcanon.

https://youtu.be/CBspIWJrxeY

>>400975

lets hope that if they meet the Vatican they dont decide to bring any demons or Sabbath or even worse

Order Paladindus

>>400982

> order paladins warp in near the Vatican enthralled by its majesty. Only to realize its similar to the undeads religion since they too mourn a lich.

>they freak out when they see the eucharist ritual.

fucking hell it would be the most retarded bible fight.

>>400940

I've seen albinos and left handed people get accused of being the devil. If those people can't handle red eyes, there is no way they can handle people with wings, horns, horse bodies or tentacles.

>>400937

Ushi Oni's are prime material for those who want a stronk, bit girl (4U)

I like it

>>400987

>Your Goddess is one who lets her nemesis run amok, how is she better than Our Lord, he who killed death so that we could be free of our sins?!

<The Chief God protects her children with heroes, yours does not even intervene anymore!

>>400993

>literal demons

dude, here is an easy guide on identifying demons

<Are they followers of Lucifer?

< Are they the angels who defied God?

< Do they posses people?

< Are they unable to convert to Christianity?

If its no to all of them then congratulations, they are not demons

>>400988

you are most likely talking about protestants not orthodox or catholics

>>401000

What? It's pretty much a meme that Catholics see Mary in toast and start saying that motorized children's toys are possessed when they malfunction.

>>401003

I dont know what type of catholics you know, but they most likely are nutjobs who dont know how to use reason

t. practicing catholic and demongirlfag

>>401004

The same could be said for protestants then. There are dipshits and reasonable people from all branches of Christianity.

t. protestant and manticorefag

>>400990

Thanks for the sketch! No clue where the kebabs came from but I'll roll with it.

>>401005

I can only imagine my waifu's first time in a parish but damn would it be hilarious if she partook in the Eucharist and did not catch on fire

>>401000

The question was how Christians react, it didn't really specify what sect, and Protestants are almost half of the US population. There are also a lot of sects that believe certain behavior is sinful, so at best they would dislike a number of girls.

Some are against drinking alcohol, leaving them at odds with the oni and satyros (if the latter's cloven hooves didn't already throw them off). Some believe dancing and singing is bad, so they would dislike sirens. Most would probably hate dark elves because many think BDSM is evil (to be fair though, I'm not a fan of them either).

There would also probably be a few issues with mamono who believe in other gods because "no other gods before me". These would include satyros (Baccus), Cupid and houri (Eros), ocelomeh (not given), most underwater dwellers especially the sea bishop (Poseidon), ryu and powerful kitsune (worshipped as gods), the entire church of the Fallen God, and even angels and valkyries depending on whether they would accept the Chief God as being the same as the Christian God.

Now that I think about it, all these new gods would probably bring up a lot of questions about religion. Well, at least if the mamono decide to take the Mormon route and knock on my door, I'll probably get a wife out of the deal.

I also wonder about the geopolitical ramifications of mermaids, sea bishops and the like. Think about it, you get a few to pledge aliegance to a country, and that country gets those previously international waters as territory.

>>400998

imagine if that fucking paladin got struck by lightning. and then courier cupid from mge and a valkrie suddenly fly close and hand him a scroll that has "i heard that" scribbled onto that roll of paper.

>>401011

>countries with citizenship based on parentage intentionally send boats of their men over mamono-infested waters

>the idea is that they get caught, raped, and their children are automatically their home country’s citizens

>sea mamono are okay with the deal because free husbands

>>401011

Unless a kraken can sink an aircraft carrier I don't think it works that way,

>>401016

I mean if it gets low enough maybe

Plus if the mge gods transfer to our world the oceans are at the whims of Poseidon.

>>401020

>Language barrier

Interesting concept, I like it

>>401020

as a fellow Ushi-fag, You're doing us proud Anon

of course I wasnt

>>401074

I wont reject the Lord, not for any waifu, of she does love you she will understand

>>401074

Also

>Calling the Lord 3DPD.

By definition that statement is untrue because for that to happen He would have to stop loving you

>>401076

>Calling the Lord 3DPD

I was talking about the chief goddess, but maybe my wording wasn't clear.

>>401074

>In MGE most humans have a bad opinion regarding monster. 90% of relationships start of with the man hating/detesting the monster, but eventually they always become a perfect and happy couple. The personal beliefs of humans don't matter to monsters. It's just another obstacle for them to overcome using the power of LOVE! and magic

Can you really call a relationship that has to be forced real? If someone truly dosen’t want to be happy, I say let them.

Not that they shouldn't be appealed to. Some me people are lost causes. Mindraping them into acquiescence feels too dystopian. If they don’t want to be happy, they can rot.

>>401079

>this is a pagan board

the suprising amount of Christians here say otherwise

>>401080

no, no it was not.

>>401085

Another problem would be modern naval battles and naval survival/rescue equipment in general. One of their favorite ways of finding husbands is to go under two fighting warships and pick up any casualties that went down with the ship or fell overboard during the fight. Can you guess what happens if they try that with a modern naval engagement, even if they could figure out one was going on (the two fleets tend to be out of visual range of each other). Oh and did I mention that modern naval battles involve copious amounts of explosives, including depth charges that dynamite fish submarines. Now she might be able to magic up the HMS Hood, Bismarck, IJN Yamato, various old Soviet subs and American aircraft carriers repurposed as artificial reefs Pirates of the Caribbean style, but there's still the matter of using them properly to defend their borders.

>>401079

>>401090

The census we did a few months ago revealed no group had a majority and it was roughly equal, 1 part Christian, 1 part pagan and 1 part made up of other groups

>>401100 (checked)

>1 part pagan

How would you define “pagan”? The board specific religion only or do others count towards it?

>>401101

Mainly board specific. But I think we had a couple Germanics and celts in the mix

>>401104

I recall we also had a Muslim and Shinto guy, as well as a couple Buddhist. Though I count them as part of other to differentiate

>>401105

>mfw most religions who value chastity as the highest virtue can be found here

the irony will never be lost

>>401101

>>401104

I remember /monster/-specific religion being roughly equivalent in number to the amount of Christians here.

>>401108

I suppose. But does anyone unironically worship the /monster/ pantheon?

>>401110

Everyone in the thread seemed pretty serious to me

>>401110

It would be highly funny if there were people that did just that. Although one has to wonder how it would work

>>401110

Yes. Are you that new? Go ask their thread in the catalog if you think otherwise.

>>401115

I’m not new. I just have trouble telling if a person is being serious or not. Doubly so online where sarcasm is harder to discern.

In cases where I’ve seen people post pics of actual shrines, I actively hope it’s just anons going the extra mile for the shitpost.

>>401117

People have been posting pics of their shrines for years. We even have holidays! How do you not know thins is real?!

>>401117

It's pretty real, m8.

>>401117

>I'm not a newfag

>People that post on canadian syrup farm boards aren't that autistic

hownew.ru