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▶ 1c7fce (1) No.317031>>317052
>>317030 (OP)
Is this a jest or newfag?
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▶ 1917be (1) No.317032>>317052
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▶ 6e73ef (1) No.317052>>317064 >>366995
>>317031
Ushi literally means cow.
>>317032
Can you milk an Ushi-oni?
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▶ 3cbd7c (1) No.317053
>>317030 (OP)
We've already got a thread for cows >>297003
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▶ b1f407 (1) No.317064
>>317052
I'd assume so. It'd be a lot more dangerous as your going to stimulating an ushi oni to arousal and they would promptly take advantage of you being in arms reach with only a small lining of clothing between you two.
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▶ ed86a4 (1) No.317094
>Be me
>Paladindu
>Get sent to go scout the island of Zippy pangly dingly doo of any heresy
>Land on the dock see people handholding with monsters
>Instantly consign every life on that dock to be burned at the stake
>Quickly run to the fireworks factory
>Light a match and throw it in there
>Run.holyscripture
>In the land for less than a day and I already burned my first settlement
>Wait that was the only dock that goes mainland
>Fuck me
>Pass by a shrine and ask the kitsune shrine maiden for direction to the nearest dock
<"Well we have one just back the way you came…"
>Interrupt her and tell her that it burned down
>She starts hyperventilating spouting in some distraught tone about how she had family there
>Tell her that everyone escaped the city unfortunately
>Calms down and tells me that there is one near the capital
>Thank her as she go back into the temple
>Quickly pull out a torch and set this sacrilegious sight on fire
>Pass through a dozen of towns setting fire to each one of them for varying reasons
>Most having to do with having to do with heresy or just pure boredom
>Surprisingly nobody dies when I set a place on fire most monster girls seem to notice the fire far before their husbands and evacuate the house and help other evacuate, or something else happens like it starts raining
>After the sixth town the kunoichi attacks have amped up
>They still use throwing daggers/stars that can't even pierce the weakest part of my armor save for the eye slits
>They pathetically envenom their weapons but still haven't figured out how to stab through my breast plate
>They try to use ambush tactics but fail to realize you can't hide inside of a burning forest
>Still they run away before I can even attack them back and escape the forest before they're burned alive
>Reach the capital
>Decide to claim to the crown of the king as a souvenir
>Have to fight past guards and evade traps
>Can't even give the guards a glorious scripture filled execution so I decide to leave them alive
>Reach top floor
FINAL BOSS INCOMING
>Quickly run into the room to see a child Ryu playing with dolls while sitting on the throne
>Are you fucking kidding me
>I ask her if she is the ruler of this land
>She confirms my suspicion
>Proceeds to tell me the story of how the land was ravaged by an evil warlord and constant storms that wrecked the coast
>And that it was her mother that defeated the warlord and sacrificed herself to stop the constant tsunamis
>While she was expositioning I took the key to the mausoleum and came back covered in gold and juggling her mothers skull
>Accidentally dropped it
>Smashes to the ground like a vase
>Doesn't help I set the mausoleum on fire either
>Kid Ryu punches me in the chest sending me flying through the wall leaving an exact imprint of my shape on it
>Surprisingly not dead
>Continue flying for like 2 minutes
>Turn around to see I'm gonna land on an island in the middle of the sea
>Hit strange black web between trees that doesn't turn me into small chunks of meat
>Sticky as fuck but manage to cut myself out
>See trail of animal skulls
>Well let's follow this, this can't possibly mean any danger
<"Ara ara what do we have here"
>Huge ushi-oni comes out of the dark
>Don't even bother with a reply just stab her through the stomach
>Grabs my sword and pulls it out, simultaneously wrenching it out of my grip
>Grabs me next tossing me into a web of the same black gossamer that broke my fall
>Explains to me that she was the warlord that brought ruin to Zipangu So that's how it pronounced
>And that stupid Ryu was the one who imprisoned her on this god-forsaken island
>Also explains that only a man sent by one of her decedents and who truly loves her could break the curse trapping her on this island
>"Let me guess you're gonna make me love you?"
<"Ding, ding we have a winner, let's see what he won"
>"Is it rape?"
<"No it's lovingly cuddling each other while handholding"
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▶ ca449a (2) No.338432>>338434 >>338438 >>338441 >>338444 >>338509 >>338512
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▶ 3ca757 (2) No.338434>>338442
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▶ ed401f (1) No.338438>>338442
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▶ 1cb8ac (1) No.338441>>338442
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▶ ca449a (2) No.338442>>338443 >>338444 >>338512 >>338564
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▶ 2b2c3b (1) No.338443
>>338442
Malon is best cow.
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▶ 470d51 (1) No.338444>>338480
>>338442
>>338432
>best parts of a Holstaur and Centaur combined
I'll take it
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▶ 9dc3b6 (2) No.338447>>338464
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▶ 4fd9fd (1) No.338464>>338516
>>338447
that's some floofy ushi I can approve of
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▶ ec7d0a (1) No.338480
>>338444 (wasted digits)
There are no good parts of a centaur, tbh. Except maybe tits, but that's a given.
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▶ f27ba8 (1) No.338509
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▶ 9dc3b6 (2) No.338516
>>338464
Ushi-Onis are just somewhat assertive cuddle machines
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▶ 144c40 (1) No.338564>>338568 >>338583 >>338586
>>338442
>There exists a doujin where MC meets Centaur-baphomet priestessleading a forbidden Sabbath
>MC gets to milk her udders drink her milk, and plow her goat-pussy
>priestess proceeds to accept "offerings" from other men with her mouth while MC still plows her
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▶ 3e399a (1) No.338568
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▶ 0cccf9 (1) No.338586>>396061
>>338564
>mfw when i didn't avoid those wrist-mount milk bottles
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▶ 87add8 (1) No.338767>>338768
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▶ e257dc (2) No.338768
>>338767
I never thought I'd see the day. I never thought I'd see the first ushi riding pic get drawn. Congrats on being the first you magnificent bastard. Keep going.
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▶ e257dc (2) No.339813>>395997 >>396118
>>317030 (OP)
Might as well contribute a few pieces.
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▶ d24165 (1) No.357932>>357936
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▶ d48e15 (1) No.357936>>366992
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▶ 8e64d6 (1) No.357937
The cure for arachnophobia.
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▶ c96bcd (1) No.366987
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▶ 810757 (1) No.366992
[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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▶ 0cbefc (1) No.366995>>395909
>>317052
Doesn't it mean ox, rather than cow?
I mean small difference but still
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▶ d03ed1 (3) No.395909
>>366995
1. General speaking, animal species within the same biological subfamily can be generally identified as one and the same as each other (e.g. there’s technically thousands of species of bees, some with radically different morphology than the “typical” ones, but the preschool picture book image of a bumblebee is all most people imagine a bee as being, and in everyday life that is an entirely serviceable shorthand.)
2. “Oxen” aren’t a distinct breed, it’s just a term for any and every cow that has been trained and used as a beast of burden, so it’s a moot point anyway.
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▶ 0c2b81 (2) No.395922>>396026
Oh shit that's right this thread exists
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▶ 9f8b44 (1) No.395996
Anyone have more Ushi Oni lewds? Im desperate, there such a few amount.
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▶ 9754d7 (3) No.395997>>396026
>>339813
>those pics with anon taking the seal off
ohshitniggerwutrudoin.jpg
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.396026>>396118
>>395922
Maximum snug
>>395997
He likes to live dangerously
That and maybe Ushi Oni are actually a bit self conscious about the seal they wear since it covers a decent chunk of their face. A man pushing/pulling it to the side a bit so they can look into both each others eyes seems like a pretty romantic/endearing thing to do despite the risks.
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▶ aebf86 (1) No.396061
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▶ 3bea77 (1) No.396084
Wrote this in fifteen minutes.
Basically substandard University story
https://pastebin.com/j2q6tT4t
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.396118>>396129
>>339813
>>396026
>It was your third date with Beth, an Ushi Oni
>You two worked close by each other at the same strip mall and one day she asked you out
>The first date was pretty casual, a movie and ice cream; the second one a bit more serious with a picnic in the park
>This time it was a pretty legit dinner date at a pretty upscale restaurant
>Must have had some connections in the kitchen staff or something, but you weren't complaining
>It was actually a bit difficult to dress properly, you didn't want to be under dressed for this
>When you went by to pick her up, she didn't under dress either
>A beautiful turquoise dress that complimented her skin pigment with silver earrings, the red seal didn't stand out much
>Dinner went well, it was hard not to just inhale the food with how delicious it was
>The two of you made pleasant conversation, and before you knew it almost two hours had passed and it was time to go
>But
>Throughout she didn't make much eye contact and would fiddle with her seal when she thought you weren't looking
>You knew having a big red seal covering such a large portion of her face made her a bit self conscious
>On the first date you had a suspicion, and on the second one it was confirmed when she would keep picking at her seal
>Feeling a bit bad that she couldn't really enjoy herself you thought of something on the ride home
>Pulling up to her house you get out and walk her to the door
>It was a bit awkward with her goodbyes and talking about how it was fun and you two should do it again
>Then you two just stood there quietly for a few seconds, so you decided to make the move
>You put your hand on her shoulder and took a small step closer making sure to stand directly in front of her
>The other hand gently peels back the ward to expose the rest of her face, careful not to remove it entirely
>You were staring into both her eyes this time, and she was staring back with a light blush forming
"You look beautiful tonight"
>With that you lean in and give her a soft kiss on the lips which she returns after a slight hesitation
>Breaking away you smile at her before turning to leave
"See you tomorrow Beth"
<"You too anon"
>Before you get back into the car you swear you can hear her skipping through the hall from there
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▶ 4064a7 (1) No.396129>>396133 >>396145
>>396118
>Ushi-Oni
>with her seal off (if only for a moment
>being lip kissed by a man
>doesn’t rape him on the spot
>lets him go home for the night
Beth has the restraint of a demigod
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▶ d03ed1 (3) No.396133
>>396129
Does she even need a seal at this point?
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.396145
>>396129
The seal wasn't really removed, just sort of pushed to the side so he could see her face
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▶ f6ce01 (1) No.396167>>396179
I wrote this Ushi-oni greentext years ago but I'll do it from the perspective of the Ushi this time.
>Finally find a husband to call my own.
>Drag him back to home-sweet-cave so I can take my time with him.
>Get him stripped down and ready to smash that pelvis into oblivion.
>When I get into position, I can feel him struggle under me and then let out a laugh--
>Wait, a laugh?
>Look down at him for a moment wondering what could elect that response.
>Desire to proactively date him pushes it aside.
>One of my legs bushes up against his side and he bursts out into another laughing fit.
<"Ah! ahahahaha! No! Please stop!"
>Realise his ticklish and my fur seems to trigger it.
>Is that gonna make sex awkward if he's laughing the whole time?
>Don't even have time to really think about it more before I feel his finger poke my side
>I flinch and start giggling.
>Oh no.
>Wanted sex with new hubby, ended up in a tickle fight instead.
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▶ b19350 (5) No.396179
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▶ 036f26 (2) No.396180
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.396273>>396277
>In retrospect it was a pretty shitty thing to do
>You were with friends making your way back from the bar when you had a great idea
>Slightly down the street a Minotaur was also making her way back from the bar
>Telling your friends to watch, then meet you back home, you started jogging down the street
>Reaching the Minotaur you plant your foot by her ankle and shoulder checked her, causing her to fall
"Tip the cow!, Do it now!"
>You yelled before taking off at a dead run
>The Minotaur yelled a few less than kinds words in your direction, but by the time she got up you were gone
>Confident you lost her, you slow down to a pleasant walk
>Taking a shortcut through the park, you estimated that home was probably only 5 minutes away
>Your spider senses tingle a bit, but its nothing, its just because its the park. you'd be able to see a nighound a mile away
>But that wasn't the problem
>The problem was the two hands under your armpits that suddenly lifted you off the ground and spun you around
>It was the Minotaur from earlier
>Her irritation from earlier still present but now smug starts washing over her face as she stares at you for a second or tow
>A predatory look staring to form in here eyes
<Rape the man?
>She brings you in until your noses are touching, eyes wide and wild, and whispers
<Yes I can.
>You never made it home
lesson of the day: never take the shortcut through the park
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▶ b19350 (5) No.396277>>396328 >>396338
>>396273
Around blacks, never relax.
Around cows, say your vows.
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.396328>>396338
>>396277
That's actually a nicely stylized wedding gown for a mino
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▶ f9e654 (1) No.396338>>396362
>>396277
>>396328
She throws the ax and whoever catches it, should she be worthy, shall be the next bride
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▶ 011b8a (4) No.396362>>396363
>>396338
What if it hits some poor guy that was just a buddy of the groom. Say a bunch of girls jump for it, fumble it, and it ends up getting lodged in the dude's chest or something.
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▶ d03ed1 (3) No.396363>>396364
>>396362
Mamono silver doesn’t kill (possibly doesn’t even leave marks) just makes you horny.
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▶ 011b8a (4) No.396364
>>396363
Still would be fun to imagine this dude just sitting there with an axe stuck in him, a boner tenting up, and just flatly staring at everyone for fucking up a catch.
Then just spending the entire time at the rest of the wedding and the reception refusing to pull the axe out just to prove a point. Of course giving the minotaur her axe back after the reception.
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▶ d0f3bf (4) No.397033>>397143
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▶ d0f3bf (4) No.397034>>397143
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▶ d0f3bf (4) No.397035>>397143
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.397143>>397148 >>397166 >>397262 >>397267
>>397035
>>397033
>>397034
>The world had recently experienced a globally changing event
>Some sort of tear had opened up in reality, weird shit
>But just because some strange creatures came pouring out, doesn't mean the law doesn't still stand
>Yep, you work as an interrogator for the CIA
>And your team just busted a human trafficking ring
>Not an ordinary one like kids or women, this was was strictly men, military aged males in particular
>You were on sight of the bust and they were loading up the last of the smugglers
>Well, the ones they could fit in the van anyway, all quiet as a mouse
>The last one left was this big, fur covered spider woman looking thing
>Thoroughly secured with the over-sized hand cuffs rush produced, some rope, and a bag over her head
>Telling the others you were fine they loaded up and headed out
<Why are you sending the others away?
>She asked, remaining still in her bounds
"At least you can talk"
>You remarked as you approached her
"Who are you?"
>The demanding tone evident in your voice
<It doesnt matter who we are, what matters is our plan
>She calmly responds, still unmoving
>Warily you bring your hand forward, grab the corner of the bag on her head, and gently lift it off.
>As it comes off she stares right at you before saying
<Nobody cared who I was, until I put on the seal
>A red piece of cloth with weird moon runes on it was draped over half her face
"If I take that seal off, will you die?"
<It would be extremely painful
"You're a big girl
<For you
>You stare back at her, a look of confusion and incredulity
"Well you got caught, was that part of your master plan"
>She almost cracks a smile and says
<Of course
"Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. What's the next step of your master plan?"
>You can't help but smile a bit at her, confident that there is nothing she can do
<Raping you, with your hips not surviving
>Suddenly a small pop was heard and her seal fell away
>Her pupils dilated, she took a deep breath, and broke into a huge grin
>This isn't good, you start to rush back to your car
>A massive tearing and crunching noise is heard, you look back to see her rip through her handcuffs and rope
>You never made it to the car
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▶ 094ef0 (2) No.397148>>397262
>>397143
I love this story. Will it continue or end here? I would love to have an ushi oni rape me and take me back to her lair as a husband. I would then attempt to teach her how to read, write, and cook.
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.397262>>397267 >>397280 >>397285
>>397143
>>397148
>You burst through the doors of your mansion, practically stomping with anger
>The kikimora maid had to practically jog beside you to keep up
"Where is she?"
>"S-sir, we told him it was urgent"
"Where is that sealed-
<Speak of the devil and she shall appear
>She came from around one of the corners in the parlor area
"What. the hell. Is going on?"
>You demanded as you began to approach her, she kept a casual demeanor
<My plan is proceeding as expected
>Continuing to approach her you let loose another verbal barrage
"Do I look like I'm running the farmers market right now?"
"Your hit on the cabbage market, it didn't work honey"
"And now you have my carpenting crews are going around the kingdom at 24hrs a day"
"How exactly is that supposed to help our guild absorb the farmers market"
>You were practically in her face at this point
>She broke eye contact to look at the Kikimora
<Leave us
>She commanded
>I turned a bit towards the Kikimora and told her
"No, stay here, I'm in charge"
>Then She placed a clawed arm on your shoulder
<Do you feel in charge?
>In vain, you try to hide your anxiousness as the Kikimora quickly leaves the room
"I've given you so much mana"
>It comes out almost as a plea
<And this gives you power over me?
>She seems to taunt, trying to hold back her anticipation
"What is this?"
>Her hand slowly snakes behind your head
<Your semen and mana has been important to me, even now
>You manage to bring your eyes to hers
"What are you?"
<I am your hips reckoning, here to absorb the mana you've been holding
>The fear is evident on your face as you address her once agian
"You're…pure evil"
<I am necessary evil
>The Kikimora waiting outside the door winces as she hears muffled screaming and a wet, sloppy pounding
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.397267>>397313
>>397143
>>397262
I'm sorry but Bane posting and Ushi-Oni posting had to go hand in hand
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▶ 0c2b81 (2) No.397280>>397285
>>397262
<"Kiki shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. I'm going to fuck your master now."
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▶ 0476ce (1) No.397285>>397363
>>397262
>>397280
She doesn't deserve this
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▶ 094ef0 (2) No.397313
>>397267
This was hilarious. I agree ushi-oni supervillains would be like bane.
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▶ b19350 (5) No.397363
>>397285
she'll get some of master's attention later, don't worry about it
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▶ 31d802 (1) No.397365>>397386 >>398244 >>398714
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.397386
>>397365
>Moo snuu at that level of detail
you spoil us anon
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.398100>>398102
>Welcome back everybody to our special airing of the 12th running of the minos, I'm your host Anon
<And i'm your co-host sarah (a minotaur)
>Part of the festival commemorating the opening of the portal 12 years ago that saw Minotaurs chasing down men in the streets
<Today the festival recreates that memorable day with this event, a half mile run through the streets downtown
>Dozens of young men gather in preparation for the run of their lives, and in some cases being run down by their wives
<hahaha, reminds me of when you did it 5 years ago Anon, weren't as fast as you thought you were
>Sure does Sarah, my hips are sore just thinking about it, but enough of that back to the contestants
<We can see most of the men limbering up and preparing to go all out, but
>I can see a few that are probably wont make it past 100 meters
>Lets check out the other side
<Beyond the wooden barricade here and we can see a fair few minos themselves preparing for the run
<A lot of eager faces in this crowd, hopefully things stay under control
>They should Sarah, public intercourse is prohibited, but with the abundance of open hostiles in the area things are sure to get wild
>Hold on, here comes the official. He's signaling to both sides, and there go the men!
<3,2,1, And the barricade is open, the minotaurs are on the move!
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.398102
>>398100
holy shit this was a hard format to get my head around when writing this
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▶ d28b6d (2) No.398244
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▶ d58601 (1) No.398576>>398657 >>398714
>A minatour will never put you im a headlock
Why live?
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▶ 011b8a (4) No.398580>>398652
You think minotaurs accidentally disembowel people if they see a bunch of red?
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▶ 9e18bb (6) No.398652
>>398580
>Monsters hurting people
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▶ 176855 (1) No.398657
>>398576
So you can improve your writing skills. :^)
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.398714
>>398576
I prefer a close hold like the second doodle dump >>397365
where she's holding you tightly as you both climax
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▶ ef0af1 (2) No.398956>>398958 >>398960 >>398961 >>398969 >>398981 >>398991
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▶ 0b6477 (4) No.398958
>>398956
Unlike actual cows, I don't think you'd have to actually check a holstaurs diet with a cannula
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▶ 85b114 (3) No.398960
>>398956
A holstaur could just tell you what she ate.
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▶ ef0af1 (2) No.398961
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▶ 272f44 (1) No.398969
>>398956
A stoma is really disgusting tbh.
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.398978
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▶ eeee03 (1) No.398981
>>398956
That's disturbing on a regular cow, let alone a cowgirl
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▶ ee35b2 (3) No.398991
>>398956
I don't think the cowgirls would have the same digestive system as actual cows.
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▶ ecb7bd (1) No.398993>>399006
Does Cyberdemon count as a moo?
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▶ 85b114 (3) No.399006>>399016
>>398993
Technically she's a goat rather than a cow. If anything her closest relative would be the baphomet.
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.399016>>399018
>>399006
at least she's a fully grown baphomet and not that loli shit
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▶ 9e18bb (6) No.399018>>399176
>>399016
>Having a problem with lolis and going as far as to say they are "shit"
I'm sorry Mr reddit but we are going to have to take you in for questioning.
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▶ 6afe17 (1) No.399050>>399156
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▶ f59304 (2) No.399052>>399156
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▶ 5e8f7d (4) No.399053>>399156
>>399048
Ironic coal burning is still coal burning
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▶ 9754d7 (3) No.399056>>399156
>>399048
>Coal burning cow
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▶ 011b8a (4) No.399059>>399156
>>399048
>nigger
Fucking ruined, you cunt.
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▶ bcff18 (1) No.399061>>399156
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▶ a392af (1) No.399077>>399156
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▶ ee35b2 (3) No.399085>>399091 >>399156
>>399048
I hope you realize you will be spending the day of the rape alone now.
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▶ e0d4eb (1) No.399091>>399093
>>399085
But what if anon is a nigger ?
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▶ ee35b2 (3) No.399093
>>399091
Second verse same as the first.
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▶ 0b6477 (4) No.399156>>399174
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▶ e0f089 (3) No.399174
>>399156
Yes, please refrain from making any further acknowledgement of this travesty
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.399176>>399237
>>399018
They are shit, fite me
you'll never take me alive you sabbath bastards
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▶ 9e18bb (6) No.399237>>399240 >>399302
>>399176
Me and the witches know where you live soon to be onee chan!
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▶ 24d3fb (1) No.399240>>399372
>>399237
>onee-chan
You're gonna beat him with an alp bat?
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.399302
>>399237
I swear to god if I wake up in the middle of the night to a loli rape gang
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▶ 9e18bb (6) No.399372>>399375 >>399376 >>399381 >>399401 >>399418
>>399240
>You're gonna beat him with an alp bat?
Onee-chan means big bro, is it not?
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▶ 904344 (2) No.399375>>399418 >>399482
>>399372
Onii-chan is big brother. Onee-chan is big sister.
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▶ 24e9b6 (1) No.399376>>399418 >>399482
>>399372
Onii-chan is big bro.
Onee-chan is big sis.
This is pretty common knowledge if you've lurked enough.
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▶ d4f464 (1) No.399381>>399418 >>399482
>>399372
>Doesn't know something as basic as onee-chan and onii-chan
I smell an outsider.
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▶ b19350 (5) No.399401>>399413 >>399418 >>399482
>>399372
remember to lurk for 2 years everyone
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▶ ac2f4f (1) No.399413>>399464
>>399401
Every anon takes a different amount of time to lurk to be able to fit in properly. Some take only a couple of weeks, some never will.
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▶ 39439e (1) No.399418>>399427 >>399464
>>399372
>>399375
>>399376
>>399381
>>399401
> mfw when I have to look it up to make sure I got it right whenever I use the terms
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▶ 6f0f4b (1) No.399427>>399431
>>399418
We all had to start somewhere anon. At least you wanted to learn and assimilate, unlike some other people.
I didn't know JUSTICE was auto-formatted, and I once tried to format it myself with abysmal results.
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▶ 0b6477 (4) No.399431>>399436
>>399427
>JUSTICE is auto-formatted
Fuck, even I didn't know that.
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▶ 904344 (2) No.399436
>>399431
It is only JUSTICE that JUSTICE is formtted as JUSTICE.
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▶ b19350 (5) No.399464>>399468
>>399413
i guess that's fair enough
>>399418
is atleast trying to assimilate with this board, while a ton of other newfags want it to be changed to their own degenerate tastes
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▶ 0b6477 (4) No.399468
>>399464
If a newfag wants to join this board they have to assimilate. If not, we get more heretics to purge.
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▶ 9e18bb (6) No.399482>>399497 >>399499 >>400856 >>402450
>>399375
>>399376
>>399381
>>399401
In my defence it sounds the same. And I also don't mix my loli stuff whit bigbro shit. Incest is wrong after all And I know when it comes to the sabbath there is no blood relation between the witches and their "big bros". I was talking about vanilla stuff
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▶ 600235 (2) No.399497
>>399482
you're still a newfag. lurk two years.
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▶ 5e8f7d (4) No.399499
>>399482
You're still going to get shit on
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▶ d0dd82 (2) No.400852>>400853 >>400863 >>400948
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▶ 5e8f7d (4) No.400853>>400860 >>400862
>>400852
Not a big fan of the lips. Where's the motion drawings around her tail? Good job ruining her thighs with the fur about up to her ass.
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▶ d28b6d (2) No.400856
>>399482
Considering that you posted that whore character you should lurk more.
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▶ d0dd82 (2) No.400859>>400863 >>400948
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▶ f59304 (2) No.400860
>>400853
>Good job ruining her thighs with the fur about up to her ass.
I'm not a fan of that kinda thing myself, but you do realize the regular MGE holstaurus also has that, right?
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▶ 9754d7 (3) No.400862
>>400853
>good job ruining her with leg fur
>not knowing MGE cowttis have that as a thing
here's your (you) now leave the board before you give the rest of it AIDS
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▶ 5e8f7d (4) No.400863
>>400852
>>400859
I know damn well she's not a holst, and I know well enough what this artist is doing
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▶ 20ac60 (17) No.400948
>>400852
>>400859
that's a bretty gud nerd cow there anon, keep it up!
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▶ 85b114 (3) No.402349>>402448 >>402573
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▶ e0f089 (3) No.402448>>402530
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▶ 76957e (6) No.402450>>402554 >>402582
>>399482
>pedophilia
I dont even want to know how the sabbath handles pregnancy, those girls must have the strongest back muscles in proportion to their size
On another note, if the sabbath is for lolicons, which monsters caters to ara ara shota fetish
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▶ 9f557e (1) No.402466>>402520
Pajeets worship cows every Friday. What's your excuse?
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▶ e0f089 (3) No.402520
>>402466
awful character design tbh
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▶ 3f4f49 (1) No.402530
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▶ 036f26 (2) No.402554>>402570
>>402450
Dark Mages. Not even joking.
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▶ 76957e (6) No.402570
>>402554
I dont believe you, proof?
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▶ 76957e (6) No.402573
>>402349
forget his pelvis, this man is going to have a front row seat of what a moo vagoo looks like in the inside
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▶ 9e18bb (6) No.402582>>402651
>>402450
>pedophilia
What did you mean by this?
>I dont even want to know how the sabbath handles pregnancy, those girls must have the strongest back muscles in proportion to their size
I'm not sure, maybe KC has said something about this.
>On another note, if the sabbath is for lolicons, which monsters caters to ara ara shota fetish
Most monsters would be fine for this, because both partners change based of each others preferences.
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▶ 76957e (6) No.402651
>>402582
>be shota 12 year old anon
>parents leave you home with your immouto and your holstaur babysitter
>dinner consist on oddly good cheese, beef and some salad
>go to bedroom
>get to bed and try to fall asleep
>door closes without me doing so
<ara ara anon kun, would you like to know how a woman feels
>mfw
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▶ 6d036b (2) No.402725>>402732 >>402740 >>402747 >>402784 >>402808 >>402992
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▶ 5588ba (1) No.402732>>402733
>>402725
>creamy mayo flavored ice cream
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▶ 6d036b (2) No.402733
>>402732
The cursed flavor
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▶ 3d19fe (1) No.402740>>402751
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▶ 74321c (1) No.402747
>>402725
>creamy mayo icecream
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▶ 76957e (6) No.402751
>>402740
I hope they didnt follow the actual recipe for mayo and just put that as a joke
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▶ 600235 (2) No.402784
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▶ 7c0f7e (1) No.402808>>402960
>>402725
That's a big mixer beater? Idk first time I use that word in english
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▶ 3127f3 (1) No.402960
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▶ 76957e (6) No.402992
>>402725
this is how a thread gets derailed
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