/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>327498

>>327498

>>327498

Also, old thread here.

>>385012

>Marital Rape is angelic.

Does this make angels the prototype/OG Monster girls?

>>385016

Yes, as other monster girls are an improvement in that the initial rape also causes marriage.

>>385053

That was one of the issues with making giant daughterus with angels girls. Book of Enoch said that their hunger isn't easy to sustain, but I'm sure they will get the same help as other giant girl species.

>>385052

>>385053

>>385054

>Marry an angel

>Have heavenly sex with her

>She gets pregnant and births a daughter

>Due to the child being of human and angel parents she grows into a giant of 2 stories high

>Had to feed her, but not possible

>The government has a special program for giant girls among extra species people

>My daughter will be helped to get accommodated by a kaiju girl working in the organization

>Breath a sigh of relief as me and my wife are held in our daughter's loving arms

>>385052

i don't see the issue, just eat the sacred animals of other cultures to assert dominatnce

>i'm fucking an angel and eating your sacred cow

>>385052

Don't forget that it's theorized that Goliath of the David and Goliath story was the last of these half breeds.

Although there are medical reasons for Goliath being as fuck huge as he was including with his one weak point, his head. Along with the fact that he had vision problems which was also explained with that same medical scenario. I don't remember it's fucking name though.

>>385052

And yes, yes I do want a giant daughteru.

I just want a hug with those wings wrapped around us

I kinda have to wonder. When cuddling with angels, would you always have to be the little spoon? Or is there a way you could be the big spoon without the wings getting in the way?

>>385052

Giant and cannibalistic, though nearly everyone was a degenerate in the story of noah anyway.

>>385066

Not until you have to clean diapers that are as big as you

>>385104

Angels don't poop, so neither would their daughters

>Tfw no Angel to go to church with every sunday with the kids.

>Tfw no Angel to bake and cook with as she worries that her wings get in the way, but you tell her it's ok, and you want nothing better.

>Tfw no Angel to watch TV with together in the bedroom while the kids are asleep and turn to a documentary about european religious history while your Angel laughs at some of the "inaccuracies".

>Tfw no Angel to get into a fun argument with in telling her that a certain video game/movie/song etc. is not satanic, and will not lead our kids to the devil's path.

>Tfw you have to hold your Angel wife back while she has a fake smile, shaking her hands while carrying the hot food, as your son invited his succubus/demon friend for the first time for dinner, much to your wife's dismay.

>Tfw despite her flaws, and yours too, you still love her and she loves you.

Anyone have the pastebin of Writefag's work? We need more writefags here.

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=guardian-angel

the classic

>>385145

You know, I asked you for a source of that image in the last thread because I couldn't find it with reverse image search

>>385052

That's not how monster girls work though

>>385052

I waifu'd a gacha snek, I can't rule out the possibility. Need to prepare for that sort of thing and not just speculate.

>>385165

I want to see an angels reaction if you take her to a black metal concert.

>>385234

*Inarticulate Holy Screeching*

>>385250

>everyone ears start to bleed from the eldritch sound coming from the angel's mouth.

>Angels were aliens this whole time.

>>385186

https://imgur.com/a/LgOBX

Quality is all over the place, be warned

>>385298

Checked MAL and found it funny that her VA also voiced Kanade "Tenshi, Angel" Tachibana from Angel Beats.

>>385298

She looks and sounds motherly for a teenage girl.

>>385298

But she'll make you lick her feet, anon.

>>385313

I'm sure it influences his taste.

>>385234

Probably loud yelling and complaining that it's the devil's music while you drag her back in the car with her struggling out of your bear hug.

>>385230

There are no halfbreed monstergirls that is not how monstergirls work

>>385344

Not in KC's setting at least.

>Emi Yusa would have had wings in KC's world.

>>385268

>"BRO! THAT WAS THE BEST CONCERT EVER!"

>"WHAT!?"

>"WHAT!?"

>Metal band comes up, playing with the max volume, breaking the speakers.

>"Meh, haven't you noticed that metal's gone softer recently?"

>>384521

>”Welcome to my humble abode. I know it isn’t much.” said Lucy, holding the door. “But I hope you feel welcome here.”

>And as I went in, everything about it kept me silent and still.

>The building looked like it was carved and polished from one giant, expensive chunk of marble. Even the stairs look connected to the ground all the way till the 2nd floor. It must have costed more than the entire town alone just to build it. I imagine more just to maintain it.

>No cracks. No smudges of dirt inside. Everything was smooth and reflective. The white marble was clear enough to let all the sunlight fill the entire house without a single dark corner in sight.

>Yet, complimenting the ancient design of the mansion, it was outfitted with the latest technology everywhere. Even things that are so Designer-class that I didn’t even know they existed.

>Voice-activated lights, see-through fridge, tablet in EVERY room, and looking at the living room, I saw a HUGE plasma screen TV. In front of it a large glass table, consoles, a large couch, and even wireless VR headsets… I didn’t think such things existed. Looking at the backyard, I could see a large pool, sunbathing benches, a high-dive, and what even surprise me more was that the pool also had a gateway, or a dam, that connects to the inside of the house.

>An indoor pool. She has a private sport room, and along it, an indoor pool…

>Red curtains paired with the giant windows, many old, religious, and cultural artifacts filled the whole place. Many, if not, all of them, look legit. As though they won buying them from an auction and surpassed countless museums willing to take them.

>As I kept my jaw down, I herd a rush coming downstairs. A kikimora, wearing a custom made victorian style maid uniform, approached us both and bowed, before she spoke.

>”Good day, miss deeds. How was your jog?” she said in a british accent

>”Oh, it was fine, Lillie. Sorry if I came back a bit earlier than usual.” smiled Lucy to her “Something came up, and I decided to spend time with a friend.”

>”And I hope you pardon me, miss. But who might your guest be?”

>”Ah!” Said Lucy in shock, pointing up, then to me. “This is Anon. A friend of mine. He will also be working in the company coming monday.”

>”I see.” said the kikimora, turning to me, then back to Lucy with a nod. “Since you ended early, should I pick up the clothes in the car now?”

>”Oh, yes please, That would be lovely.”

>And without another word, she went behind us. Passing by Lucy, after she gave her the car keys.

>”Sorry for the mess.” continued Lucy, turning to me “I didn’t expect guests to come over today.”

>”Mess? This place is like a hotel lobby. Where do you see here a mess?”

>”Maybe it’s just relative~” said Lucy, going up the marble stairs slowly. “You know, kind of like what you’d be more used to.”

>”I don’t think so…”

>”Now, I hope you don’t mind-…”

>Every step she took was hypnotizing. Her tight jogging shorts were showing off her body again, but this time, really highlighting her underwear and leg linings. Each step made her ass constantly sway rythmically side to side to the point were I lost concentration.

>”Anon?” she said again, looking at me on the top of the stairs with a big grin. “You know my eyes are up here.”

>”H-HUH?”

>”I said,” she giggled “if you want, you can wait in the living room while I shower. Don’t worry, it won’t take long.”

>”Y-yeah, sure. Thanks, Lucy.”

>”Nothing to it!” she said, moving again. “Also, feel free to turn on the TV. And if you want, the WiFi password is on the table, or just ask Lillie. Feel free to help yourself in the kitchen, or raid the fridge for all I care. Don’t worry, if something’s wrong, Lillie will take care of it.”

>”Alright, Thanks!” I said, as she went.

>I took a deep sigh as I sat on the couch. Today, I needed a break. And yet, this all felt… so… wrong? More like something’s missing. It feels more like I should be worried and do something. But I don’t know what.

>Maybe it’s because I was supposed to be with Angela toda-

>ANGELA!

>I pulled out my phone, dialed her number again. She can’t be in that event ALL day, can she? She’s supposed to be back soon. She’s bound to at LEAST read my messages and calls. Right?

>And… apparently not.

>Again, she doesn’t pick up.

>Seriously, what’s with that?

>”Hey, Anon. I’m done!” said Lucy, footsteps coming down the stairs.

>”Alright, let’s go-”

>THAT’S HER CASUAL WEAR?

>She wore a finely stitched designer blouse that showed of her chest well, frilly skirt, some bracelets, triangular hanging earrings, heels, with a leather handbag, and a cosmetic Gucci belt in the middle… And here I am with a simple shirt, shorts, and rubber shoes. I look like her gardener…

>”Are we going to an amusement park, or is this a date?” I said with an eyebrow raised

>”Oh, whichever you want, Anon.” giggled Lucy.

>>385985

What's the difference between this and the other one?

>>385994

Fixed typos, some slight changes in some girls, and retail career was changed for hell intermediary. 90% of it is still the exact same though.

>>386014

DTTB brah

>>386012

You posted an Alp? Fucking toss yourself in woodchipper foot first you sack of shit! Oh, and the rape is bad too I guess

>>386012

>fuck your moralist outrage

>Mamono whores

>HAIL RAPE

Quit acting like an atomwaffle nigger you subhuman.

>>386038

All of those images are from the old thread.

>>386039

It was to stop the thread from derailing and because these are some of my favorite from the previous thread.

>>385816

>Any update on the Angelnet story?

I wasn't sure anyone would want more and the only addition to the story that I could make featured being forced offline.

Especially when my only ideas for a conclusion were fucking awful.

I have the basic idea down but if you nerds want more I can try to hash it out. I will have to deviate from Christian mythos to make it more lovey-dovey.

I'll link to this post and the original HeavenNet post in the previous thread to prove I am who I say I am.

>>386259

How do digimons even work? My knowledge is limited to "there was a hot angel I wanted to fuck".

>>386259

Dont forget to take her to the bathroom when she needs to take a big fat digishit. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

How many wings does your jrpg final boss waifu have?

>>386186

I thought the point of those was to choose your own waifu/ending. How would you even add an ending?

>>386373

Did you even read the post? The AngelNet/HeavenNet story is a greentext post in the previous thread. >>382634

>>386267

What food is good for a virtual pet like Angewomon?

Should I put a collar on her?

Do angels ever read from Song of Solomon during sex?

>The way to the amusement park was surprisingly fun.

>We were listening and singing out to older bands and artists we like, even using the cleaning bottles as microphones as we sang to our hearts' content.

>I didn't even know Lucy and I had this much in common. Since when did my future boss liked singing Don McLean? And is it just me, or does she have a great singing voice? We felt so in sync when we sang American Pie. And she even encouraged we rock out Rolling Stones' sympathy for the devil! She took lead, and I was background vocals. It was the most fun I had in a car for a while, I'll admit that.

>"We're here." Said Lucy, pointing to the driveway of the theme park. Before we knew it, we arrived, with Lucy, parking her car near the main entrance.

>"Well? What do you think? Pretty nostalgic, isn't it?"

>Is it just me, or was the wizard's tower at the entrance always that green and groin with the moss and grime? I could've sworn that it was yellow with flower decals everywhere. Even the dragon statue that would always be by the entry way lost its top half, showing the plaster and steel bars that held it together.

>"I'll be honest," I said, opening the door and getting out of the car. "I don't remember this place being so run-down. It kind of reminds me of another place I know…"

>"Yeah. Somewhat depressing, isn't it. But the place is still up and running like normal. So that's a plus. It's just that, from what I heard, the power bills have grown more costly, and they need to cut funding somewhere to get by. Right?

>"Right…"

>"Oh cheer up, Love. We're here to have fun. Let's not gloom here." Said Lucy, fixing her purse.

>"You know what, you're right." I said, snapping back into action.

>Immediately, I slid over the car, catching Lucy by surprise, long enough for me to do a cool roll and a quick recovering jump to her door, even more folly walking it off without breaking a sweat.

>And as I opened the door, I let out a simple, but courteous bow.

>"After you. Madame."

>"Oh my," giggled Lucy, with one hand on her purse, and another over her smile. "What a perfect gentleman. Athletic, polite, AND chivalrous. What more could a lady like me ask for?" She said, giving me her free hand to lift her up.

>As I did, she tripped on something, and fell straight to my chest, leaving out a small "Woah!" as I caught her.

>As her head was on me, she regathered her composure and brushed herself off.

>"Well, aren't you my hero today. Thanks for saving me, love."

>"Saved you from what?" I grinned. "Your choice in footwear?"

>"From embarrassment, of course. I wish I could say the same for you."

>"And what is that supposed to mean?" I asked, as Lucy walked away with a smug look.

>"You know what I mean, dearie. That was just painful to watch. Also, I'm pretty sure you left your fedora at home.

>"Aww come on," I said, following her. "What was that for?"

>"Where I'm from, we call it banter. Get used to it.

>Despite my protests, Lucy still bought VIP day passes for the both of us, even though I can pay for my own. I wish she didn't have to pay for everything, though. It feels a bit emasculating.

>But in the end, I'm here to have fun.

>We did nothing else than rode all the rides, played some games, and eat junk food for the whole day.

>And Lucy was right the park is exactly like normal. The only place that shut down was that small world ripoff with animal animatronics because of fire hazards.

>Every time we'd go for a ride, Lucy dragged me with her soft hands, pulling me and asking me if I "Remember this?" It's kind of weird that she's so focused on my nostalgia, but I'm not complaining.

>We rode the teacups together and spun like crazy. We always had front row seats to any roller coaster, despite some sour kids' look. And we even rode on all the water themed rides. All of which, I got soaked, but Lucy didn't have even a single drop on her. She just kept laughing and staring at me as my clothes got wet. She was lucky that not a single bit of her expensive clothing got a shower. I had no choice but to buy Shitty souvenir T-shirts with thrice the price of a normal one. Good business. And every ride that had a picture, Lucy always insisted we take 3, even though I always looked terrible in them, but she was having the time of her life.

>We had surf n turfs, chicken legs, and even ate in an 80s themed diner. And while roaming around, took pictures of the wizard mascot.

>And by the time I was tired, dusk started rolling over. I sat on the bench, leaving an exhausting sigh. Lucy dropped next to me cheerfully.

>>387097

>Why do I feel like the way Lucy acts like now shows the real her more than my interview?

>"Best day ever! Isn't it?

>"Haha, yeah."

>And yet, it felt… wrong? Like something was missing. Maybe it was Ang-

>"Hey, Anon, are you okay? You seem down."

>"H-huh? Oh sorry. I was just thinking about things."

>"Is it serious?"

>"Kinda."

>"Well, I won't pry into it. But I want you to have a good time here. Even if it's just for tonight."

>"Thanks, Lucy. You know, I had a good time today."

>Lucy giggled. "Well, today isn't over yet. I want to give you something." She continued, rummaging through her purse again. She pulled out. A heart shaped chocolate bar, wrapped in an unmarked red wrapper. "My aunt is the CEO of her chocolate brand in Switzerland and, just between you and me, she makes the really REALLY good stuff not for sale. And she always keeps it private. The only people allowed to have this exclusive chocolate are her family and important business partners."

>"You had me at chocolate."

>"That's the spirit, Love. But because we're friends, and I'd feel guilty eating this alone, would you like to take half? I promise you'll like it.

>"Hey, chocolate is chocolate." I shrugged.

>"I knew you'd make the right choice." Said Lucy. She unwrapped the bar, breaking it right in the middle. And either that's some good chocolate, or I'm seeing this, but it let out a pink, strawberry flavored smoke and aroma right at the middle.

>"To new, and renewed relationships!" Said Lucy, giving me the second half.

>"To new, and better relationships!" I toasted back. As I started digging, I felt the strawberry taste mix and blend so well with the chocolate. It was almost perfect. Almost. But something was missing.

>Before I even knew it, I downed the whole thing while Lucy had maybe a bite or three, but just giggled as I felt embarrassed.

>"There's no shame in that, Anon. I would take it as a compliment.

>"Shurry."

>"By the way, love. I have a favor to ask. If you want, maybe after having crisps for dinner, would you like to ride with me in the Wizard's Eye? It's Saturday today, and I want watch the fireworks there."

>The wizard's eye is a giant ferris wheel in the park. Probably the main attraction there. I don't see why not. The place is (in)famous for couples doing more than just Holding hands there. Maybe that's not a good idea, she'd probably get the wrong idea-

>"Sure! Sounds like fun!" I blurted out.

>What?

>"Woohoo!" Lucy yelled, raising both bands up. "I love to end my day with a bang, don't you?"

>"S-sure…"

>"Speaking of, there's one more ride I reaaally want to go to before that. Want to come with me? I don't want to ride alone."

>"Sure. Which one is it?"

>"Cupid's tunnel!" She said, jumping up from her seat and grabbing my hand and pulling me. "I'd always ride it alone or with my mom. But today, I want it to be different. Don't you want to come with me?"

>"Isn't that place, you know… and people might think wrongly about-"

>"Don't worry about that, Anon. It's actually more fun than it sounds. I think you should try it."

>"Eh, a try wouldn't hurt." I said, standing up as she dragged me one more time.

>"Oh don't worry. Sometimes, a try is all you need!"

>Why is my body complying?

>>387043

It's conversion. The original title was redemption. Plus you can see the feathers popping out

>>387098

I fucking knew Anon couldn't trust Lucy! So now comes the part where she reveals she's one of his childhood friends, along with Angela, right? Might even be her fault the church is doing so badly, but what do I know.

>>387101

>Break the conditioning!

What?

>>385065

Are you referring to gigantism? It does kind of sound like it.

>>387210

>Tfw and baby you make with an Angel will always be a defect and will have health problems.

Goddamnit that must suck when your kid has vision and respiratory problems and headaches

Also

>Fun and active childhood friend that never forgets you and remembers everything you liked > Boring childhood friend who does nothing but stay in a church all day and pray.

>>387221

Gigantism more affects the heart since more body= more work for the heart, essentially having a high blood pressure perpetually. Although I wasn't aware of the vision and respiratory problems.

>>387223

>>387221

you're trying to impose realism onto something that would only be possible with use of magic mumbo jumbo in the first place.

>>387221

This is not how monstergirls work and goliath is never referred to as a the offspring of angels or being descended from the offspring of angels

>>387263

Based Valentine’s poster with most underrated angel

>Be robot

>Gave up on the idea of having a waifu.

>Apparently not everyone got the fucking memo.

>Have a cupid and tsurara on a both interested in me for some damn reason.

>Every goddamn day I come home looking like a fucking pincushion.

>Seriously, do you know how annoying it is to have to pull out arrows and icicles every. Fucking. Day.

>Don't you two assclowns see I have a void for a heart? Shitting me does fuck all.

>A manticore soon takes an interest too.

>Fuck my life.

>Might as well become a super hero as this rate. Pincushion man. The Porcupine. That jackass covered in all sorts of pointy shit.

>Thank fuck there's no monster girl fusions yet. Gods help me if those three cunts become one.

>>387285

>>387263

>tfw no cupid to shoot at you with an arrow to a lonely MG. But then realize that her arrow has no effect.

>Until you catch her off guard and give her a warming hug, kiss, and a headpat while telling her how much she means to you..

>>387346

Do you think Robot-kun is still a single natural person, or has he ascended to meme status by inducing others to pretend to be him?

>>387513

Probably a combination of both.

>>387518

>Waifus

>>387518

I don't think you can call that a monster "boy," looks like just a big ass bat.

>>387526

>>387552

>>387561

Thanks for destroying my joke you assholes

>>387566

You're welcome

>>387100

>>387101

Playing the devil's advocate here. heh

But what if, Lucy is just messing with Anon since they started to get to know each other better?

What's the point of going to a ferris wheel to watch the fireworks with someone if you're going to just make out in a place like "Cupid's tunnel"?

>>387966

Of course anon, and after they're done she'll ask him to walk her home gently and he'll remember Angela and they'll get married and then live happily ever after.

>>387973

>Walk

They have a car, though.

>>387973

Sure glad I can recognize sarcasm over the internet in this case.

>>387973

>>387988

I still don't understand, though. Why does she want to go to the ferris wheel and watch the fireworks with anon if they're just going to do it in the tunnel? Won't she just go for it and call it a day? What's stopping her from proactively dating Anon in the park and bringing him home for round 2?

>>388042

Subtle control over him. Too fast and he'll see something is fucked up. Sage you posts assholes

>>388081

>Implying a new and a demon won't get along greatly

Besides, whatever happened to mamono mana?

Also, Lucy is pure

>>388111

Jew, not new

>>387966

>Devil's advocate

What?

>>388344

look it up you bumping fuckhead

>>388346

Sorry for the bump. My net cut off on me.

>'Cupid's tunnel'. One of the most popular rides in the park. Very well maintained, constantly secure, and always have their donation boxes full. Just like their lines. Despite its popularity, its the most secure and watched ride in the park. Even more so than its flagship ferris wheel.

>Trained Onis stationed and armed with a strong tranquilizer dart that can take down the toughest of greyhounds or ushi onis, mermaids to help keep the ride secure and prevent water damage, and all ready to handle the situation should things get too rowdy and need manpower. To top it all off, all of them are equipped with magic-proof restraints, should a baphomet, nightmare, or any of the like try to fight their way out. And as a bonus, every officer is well equipped and trained to handle the most lovecraftian of horrors, such as throwing a plastic bag over shoggoths and zoomed, detailing it air tight. There was once news of a Cheshire leaving the ride with a frown, because every time she tried to teleport, she kept getting a shock out of nowhere to keep her in check. Sure, it's somewhat unethical, but the lines before them always have warning signs saying "Any misdemeanor of any form will be punished accordingly. This is a public ride, and we would like all those who participate in it to keep it clean as you entered. Not everyone enjoys looking at waste left behind others." The rest of it was things not to do in the ride. Ranging from many races and forms.

>And of course, by the time we got there, the line was long, folded at least 12 times, filled with couples of all sorts. They were very strict with it too. No cutting, no pushing, no throwing other couples out of the way, etc. According to the post beside them, it said "Waiting time: 30 minutes.

>Luckily for us, we have VIP passes, so we got to be in the express lane, though I guess it didn't mean THAT much. We were still behind 6 lovey dovey couples. But that was honestly better than over 30 impatient ones. He'll, the fact that we got in line made all of those at the other side give us sour looks, and yet for some reason, I couldn't help but feel some sort of shame. I swore, we weren't gonna be like them, right? We're just employee and boss having fun together. At most, we're just friends, right? Nothing more. Lucy said so herself. Yet, I feel like, during this whole trip, she's been hiding something from me. I just can't pin out what.

>By the time we were just 1 couple away from the VIP entry, I heard a loud whistle, coming from the counter. A cupid herself, waving at us with a smile, giving a little 'Woohoo!'

>"Well ain't this a surprise, Lucy. Finally snagged yourself someone after all these years, huh?"

>"Oh, hey… Janice." Said Lucy with a nervous chuckle.

>"Oh man, I can't WAIT to tell my mom about this when I get home. She'll be so proud of you. For once you're not riding alone or with your mo-"

>"That's enough, love!" Snapped Lucy to my surprise.

>"Just saying. Girl like you? Alone in this ride every time you visit? Always on the verge of tears during the photo-"

>"JANICE I THINK I'VE HEARD ENOUGH! YOU CAN STOP EMBARRASSING ME NOW!" Said Lucy with a face all red.

>"Alright, alright. Don't worry, I'm not gonna rain on your parade. But do tell, how'd you meet? OH NO wait, don't tell me, he's the guy you keep saying ditched you last minute every-"

>"Actually, we're just colleagues." I spoke out. Immediately I heard the line jeer, as one among them even yelled "Then get the fuck out and stop wasting everyone's time!"

>"Just give us a boat," hushed Lucy to the cupid as we were next in line. I want to show my 'Colleague' here this ride since he's never ridden it before."

>"Oh, 'Colleague'. I gotcha. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Do you feel nervous today, Lucy?" She said in a cheery tone as a heart shaped boat arrived, opening the gates to get us in.

>"A little…" she said sheepishly.

>"Look," whispered Janice to Lucy, leaving me to eavesdrop. "If you get cold feet, just leave it to me, wait for it at tunnel 3, before the camera flash. Alright?"

>"A-alright."

>"What did she mean by that?" I blurted out as the boat began moving.

>With my question unanswered, I could hear the cupid behind us spasming in delight.

>"Oh this is so exciting!" She yelled at us. "Your first proper picture! CLAIRE, TAKE OVER! I NEED TO GET MY STUFF-" were the last things I heard from her as she faded in the distance.

>>388450

He's rather dense, isn't he, this protagonist? So when's Angela coming back on stage? This is the angel thread, not the demon thread, after all.

>>388503

>Dense

He's been drugged, though.

>>388513

Are you saying all haremprotagonists are high as the Empire State? I'm being rhetorical, of course they're fucking high I guess I'm just annoyed at the misunderstandings and Angela's stubbornness and unwillingness to talk to Anon-kun. And Lucy being a subversive cunt. I just hope everything gets cleared up soon.

>>388524

>Local news: single man drowned in theme park ride trying to dodge a Cupid's arrows. He tried to leave the boat, but slipped and fell. Autopsy reveals that he was drugged, making his body sluggish. Prime suspect is his partner at the time, Lucile Deeds of the deeds mall branch and estates, who was last seen giving the victim suspicious food and leading him to the ride. It is confirmed that the food was chocolate manufactured by a family member of Lucile deeds, Martha deeds, who owns a chocolate factory in Europe. According to reports, stocks from both sides are dropping fast due torecent events.

>>388549

This makes me want to writefag a bit.

>Be knight. Loyal to your kingdom and serve the monarchy well.

>You've served for so long, that during your time of need, an angel (valkyrie) came to save you from death, and lived long enough to see your kingdom be at peace at last.

>Even with this peace, someone needs to be there to keep it. So you stick to your duty as a knight, and stay guard.

>The angel never left you, though.

>In fact, ever since you both first met, she's been living with you and since then has been your wife.

>Guard duty is boring. You stand around all day doing nothing but at least have time to train.

>Literally nothing happens and you still can't smuggle a pocket book or something because the presses haven't even been invented yet.

>But every now and then, your angel flies to whereever position you are and hands you something to make it through the day.

>Whether she wanted to give you some homemade bread and lunch, or a tankard of fresh water she got from a hidden spring, or just wanted to be with you when not tending the house, it always made you happy.

>Though she does have a rabbit of unintentionally gloating you how great it is to talk among the wives in her free time while you have to work.

>At least she's always there for you to make you happy. That's what counts.

>Lately, she's been talking about wanting to not feel lonely in the house, and wants to have little ones that'll look up and be proud of their big strong dad.

>Hope the king would be fine for me to ask a raise of a few bits of gold and silver more than usual.

>>388718

>can't bring a pocket book to work because the printing press is still a century and a half away

>have to shit in hole in the ground or a bucket because flush toilets are three times that wait

>fellow guardsman whines about how the commander put out a notice saying cellphones are banned from personal usage at work

>have to remind him that the waiting time for cellphones is nearly an entire millenia, and the commander's just doing it to look proactive in front of the other garrisons

>"Fuck, how long until imageboards become a thing?"

>At least 8 more centuries man

>8 more centuries…

>>388514

>>388503

Don't worry, Angela will return. I'm just trying to flesh out the characters a bit more.

>>388450

>The tunnel was dimly lit and began to glow pink and red. The first one was just… boring. Hearts everywhere and a pink mermaid on the side playing the harp to set the mood I guess. I turned to Lucy, who was cracking a smile and hiding her excitement.

>"You okay, Lucy?" I asked, an eyebrow raised.

>whatever she had in her mouth, she swallowed, then turned to me with that same friendly smile and calm look. Her crimson eyes shined better than those LED lights in this goddamn place. It was starting to give me a headache.

>"I've never felt better, Anon. I'm just hoping you're as excited as I am. Remember to not stress yourself. Ok?" She said in a pleasant tone.

>Whatever. I'm sure it was nothing. 1 tunnel down, a couple more boring ones to go.

>The 2nd one was just as boring. Literally nothing changed. Except for maybe the fact that there was no harp playing mermaid, but instead, there was a tree that branched out in the middle to shape a giant heart, and bloom a bunch of perfect flowers in seconds, as the dryad on top have a faint smile, while terrible audio of lovebirds played by. This just made my headache worse.

>"So," I said, breaking the ice. "Tell me, did you always ride here alone?"

>Lucy sighed, looking away as she rekindled her fingers.

>"Yes, sadly. I used to go to this park with a good friend of mine. But because of whatever circumstance, he ends up leaving before we could ride here together. And I'd go with him every time to this park, and I was always happy with him. But then, things came up last minute every time. His mom had to pick him up, he was tired, he was not in the mood, you know, kids' stuff." She said, red nose and teary eyed. I didn't know how to respond.

>"Oh look at me bigger on." She said, wiping her tears with a fake smile. "I'm just a hopeless romantic talking about a distant memory when I was a kid. Quite embarrassing, really. He doesn't even remember me by this point. Sorry you had to see that."

>"Hey, it's fine. Just let it all out. Ill be here for you, anyway. Anything else you want to tell me?"

>She turned to me slowly, showing a smile. A real one. One that had meaning to it.

>"Y-you're right." She stammered in tears before exhaling. "I'm just glad. You're here now, and that's what counts." She continued, resting her head on my arm.

>This shitty audio is driving me crazy. What is this, 144p in quality?

>what's moving under my butt?

>>389589

>under his butt

I don’t like where this is going

>>389627

That robot has some pretty fucking thick thighs.

>>389589

>"Wait a minute, Lucy." I said, shaking my pounding head. "This isn't right."

>"And how could it not be?" Said Lucy, nuzzling more to me.

>Each second, I felt myself getting more stressed. And the tunnel itself didn't help whatsoever. I could feel my blood pressure rise. And I don't know if it's the lighting in this place, but I swear I think my vision is blurring. And I could feel whatever's moving under my butt get more intense.

>"This is not right. Not at all." I said, standing up, holding my head. I could feel our boat shake a bit because of me.

>Lucy fell to my seat and shook her head from the impact. "Hey!" She yipped, looking at me with worry. "What was that for?"

>I reached in to my butt, feeling the pocket.

>Oh thank fucking Christ, it's just my phone vibrating.

>I pull it out and looked at the screen. Slowly, I sat down, seeing that I'm being called by my mom.

>"What's the matter, Anon?"

>"I think I'm finding out where this headache's coming from. Lucy, I'm sorry, but could you give me a moment?"

>"Aww come on, Anon." She said, holding my hand. Was she always this disorienting? "Can you ignore it for a bit and focus on the now? I'm sure she won't mind waiting a bit, would she?"

>"Even so, I told her to call me only in emergencies. It must be important."

>"Oh Anon, but won't you maybe just let it go for now? Maybe just for once only? Maybe just for me?"

>And like that, I get a missed call from her.

>"See? She can wait. Won't you?"

>This… is not making it any easier. If anything, my headache's getting worse. I might actually need to see a doctor tomorrow. But still…

>"No… what if it's critical? I can't take the chance. I'm sorry, but just give me a minute. Alright?"

>"… fine."

>"Thank you." I sighed.

>I redialled the number. Hopefully some clearance can help relax me a bit. Whatever she wants to tell me, I hope things aren't too bad.

>And before the ringing began, I quickly put the phone beside my head.

>Did… did something just pierce my cheek?

Short update. Sorry about that.

Lot of things going through life right now. Promise the next update will be a lengthy proper one. 2.5k words long

>I slowly turned my face, looking for where that sharp pain was coming from. It was my phone? I took it away from my face, and took a good look at it. The screen was cracked. Even more than that. It was pierced? Huge chunks of the screen was missing because of the giant arrow head through it. My fingers were bleeding, yet, felt numb and warm.

>My face however, was not. In fact, the pain was starting to worsen. I stroked my cheek with my free hand to find blood and other matter on it.

>Is… is that glass?

>I screamed in pain as the feeling of shock ended. Apparently that scream was enough to stop our ride and turn on the emergency lights of this goddamn ride.

>The workers in the area were shocked by this, some rushing to me.

>"OH MY GOD!" One of them yelled "CALL E.R."

I turned my bleeding hand with my phone, to see a GODDAMN PINK ARROW THROUGH IT, COMPLETELY HITTING THE GAPS BETWEEN MY FINGERS.

>"WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?! WHO SHOOTS FUCKING ARROWS HERE?!"

>"OHMYGODOHMYGOD I'M SO SORRY! I swear this shouldn't happen!" came a voice to my left. It was the cupid. She dropped her bow as she came running to me with a first aid kit. "Don't panic! Let me fix this! I am SO sorry!"

>"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!?" I yelled. "YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME!"

>"I-it's not supposed to do that! I swear!"

>"Anon," said Lucy in a worried tone. "Calm down. Don't make your wound any worse. Let her trea-"

>"You think I can calm down now? SHE TRIED TO KILL ME!"

>My head's starting to feel light. My hand however, was still numb, but getting warm.

>"Oh god, everything hurts." I said, losing my balance. I felt like puking.

>Lucy, however, grabbed my phone from my hand to my dismay.

>"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, LUCY?!"

>"IT'S SO THAT YOU STILL HAVE A HAND, LOVE! I JUST DID YOU A FAVOUR!"

>What? What did that mean?

>As I felt the cupid grab hold of my bleeding hand and start treating it, I turned to where my phone was thrown. It started burning. Releasing fireworks from its small area. Immediately, I heard sirens as our boat was being pushed to the side and security came for us.

>I can't think straight, it feels like everything is collapsing.

>"Sir, we need you to come with us, E.R. is here to help you"

>"WHY? SO YOU CAN SHOOT AN ARROW AT ME? LIKE HELL I'M GOIN-"

>"ANON PLEASE LISTEN TO THEM!" said Lucy as she tried pushing me out of the boat.

>I tripped on the edge, immediately putting my next foot between the gap of the boat and the ledge. And to no surprise by the laws of physics, I fell. And by my health, I couldn't react fast enough to cover my face as I fell headfirst on the concrete.

>The impact was painful. Everything was fuzzy. I could hear screaming and panic everywhere but I couldn't make out what the ones nearby are trying to say. I did, however, feel people pick me up, and I could still feel my lips somewhat.

>"Are you people LOOKING for a lawsuit?" I tried yelling. All I heard where blurred responses, as faces where all indistinguishable. Then, I felt something heavy in my gut, making me fall again to my knees and bend over, accidentally breaking free from their hold.

>And without even holding it, I puked out everything. All that I ate in the past couple of hours. I felt the smell of stomach acid mixed with junk food making me like more till there was nothing left. I felt people get me one more time till everything faded to black.

>>395822

>By the time I felt recovered, I was on a restrainer behind an ambulance. My vision was clearer now, and I could see the unicorn and elf working with their medical equipment. Lucy squat on my left, looking worried and defeated, staring at the distance, as her head laid on my arm.

>“What happened?“ I moaned, still feeling slightly dazed as I put my hnd over my head.

>Lucy turned to me quick, eyes widened in surprise and sorrow, springing from where she sat just to come near me.

>“Anon, oh my god, I‘m so sorry! I didn‘t mean for any of this to happen.“ she said, holding my hand and nearly in tears.

>“Lucy, what happened, and what are you talking about?“ I asked.

>“Uh, well, how much do you remember?“

>“Well, up until the part where SOMEONE SHOT ME WITH A GODDAMN ARROW-!“ I yelled at the attraction‘s general direction until Lucy interrupted, tugging on my arm.

>“About that, Anon. I want to apologize on her behalf. That arrow was not supposed to hurt, you know? This was all an accident, and she‘s willing to make up for i-“

>“And she can‘t tell me this herself now because?“

>“I-I was getting to that. Janice is talking to the park manager right now. Things are getting pretty heated for her and she‘s in enough trouble as it is. I know you would rather hear an apology directly from her, but please. She’s a good friend of mine. I just want to soften the blow. Please, Anon. I’ll make it up to you. We’ll make it up to you. Just please go easy on her.“

>I groaned, stroking my patched cheek, still feeling a bit of the pain that was from the wounds. Of all things, this happened because Lucy wanted me to go with her to that ride. I never should’ve said yes, and I’m never going there again.

>”Fine.” I said.

>”Good thing that the glass shards were small and only skin deep, Anon. They said that you’ll be fit again as of Monday.”

>”Well that’s nice, but it’s still hurting.”

>”That’s what the painkillers are for.”

>But something was bugging me. I feel like I forgot someth-

>”MOM!” I blurted out. “Where’s my phone!?”

>”A-about that, Anon. The reason you got hurt was because of the glass FROM your phone. The arrow, err, kinda pierced through a bit, you see-.”

>”Look, I just need to call my mom. I’ll complain about my busted phone later. Do you have a phone I can borrow?”

>”Y-yes! Of course!” said Lucy, reaching to her bag and pulling it out. “Do with it as you wish. Think of it as a way for me to try paying you back.”

>”Er, thanks. But I just want to make 1 call.” I said, With her phone on my hand.

>"Don't worry about it. Take as much time as you need. I need to make a call as well anyway."

>I raised an eyebrow and turned to her "Wait, you need to call someone now? Then why-"

>"Relax, Anon. It's fine." She said, getting a phone from her bag again. "Besides, any smart businesswoman knows to always carry 2 phones. One for business, and one for her private life."

>"Oh," I said, looking back at her phone. "That's resourceful."

>"Anyway, Anon." She continued, looking down and turning from me and leaving the ambulance. "Go call your mum. I'm sure she's worried sick about you. The password is 0214."

>"Thanks, Lucy. But where are you going?"

>"I just have to give my family a quick call. Just to tell them I'm alright, you know. Besides. It'd be rude to eavesdrop, and even more so to talk loudly while you're on a call."

>"That's, that's generous of you. Thank you."

>"You're welcome, Anon. Anyway, I'll join you soon. They're taking you to the hospital anyway. You'll have plenty of time to recover there."

>"What? Why there?"

>"Standard procedure sir." Said one of the medics behind me. "Just for some checkups. Nothing more."

>"Oh, and Anon," said Lucy, turning to me one more time. "I just wanted to say that, I'm sorry."

>"It's fine. Thanks for letting me have your phone in the meanwhile."

>"Think none of it, love." She said with a fake smile before disappearing.

>I sighed. How did my day end up like this. Back of an ambulance, cheek wound, and a broken phone.

>"You're really lucky to have a girlfriend like that, always ready to help you in any way she can." Said the unicorn

>"She's my boss, not my girlfriend. We're just hanging as friends at most."

>"Sure." She chuckled and closed the ambulance door.

>I couldn't help but groan as the ambulance drove as I didn't want to argue anymore. I just unlocked Lucy's phone and dialled my mom's number.

>>395823

>I was nervous as the phone rang. What could've happened to make her call me? Did something happen to her? To dad? To the house? I haven't called her in over an hour. She must be panicking. Especially since my phone is busted and I can't be reached.

>Then it got picked up.

>"Hello. Abigail Segelstein here."

>"Mom? Mom it's me-"

>"ANON! OY VEY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHY HAVEN'T YOU ANSWERED MY CALLS? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED I AM-"

>"I'm at the amusement park, my phone got shot by an arrow, and I'm in an ambulance, heading to the hospital."

>"YOU WHAT!? WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT HOSPITAL? WHY WERE YOU GONE!? YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THESE THINGS!" Yelled my mom loud enough for the medic beside me to chuckle about it.

>"Mom. I didn't plan for this to happen. Ok? Besides, I'm fine. The doc will just do some checkups on me, and I'm good to go tomorrow. Ok?"

>"Honestly, Anon. You know how to give your mother a heart attack. So which hospital are you going to? Your father and I are gonna visit you there."

>"Were heading to St. Maria Hospital. It's the nearest one from the town square." Said the unicorn.

>"Who was that?"

>"Just the paramedic. Look, I just got some cuts, and I'm fine. Alright?"

>I headed a heavy sigh, and hebrew cursing again. "Alright. Don't scare me like that again, ok?"

>"Got it mom."

>"Good. Call me when you're at the hospital and the room number. We'll be there soon."

>"Hey mom, I have a quick question. What did you call me for earlier? What was the emergency?"

>"Emergency… OH YEAH! Why weren't you home? Your first day on the job is on Monday! You should be studying and preparing. You don't want to spend your first day standing around and acting like you're nothing. You should be prepared for whatever comes at you on the first day. Do you want to leave a good first impression to your boss? Imagine how surprised he'd be when he sees you confidently know what you're doing on your first day."

>"Mom. You have no idea…"

>"Of course I have no idea. You never tell me anything. Is it so hard to tell your mother what youre doing?"

>"Look, mom. I'm a grown man. I have my own life, and my own responsibilities. I'm fine. Can't you trust me?"

>"Yeah." Sighed my mom. "I trust you. But I'm your mother. I only want what's best for you, and sometimes I can't help but worry."

>"I know that, mom."

>"Before I forget, who's phone is this?"

>"Just a friend's, mom."

>"Anyway, we're getting ready now. We'll see you as soon as we can. Tell me everything once we're there. I love you."

>"I love you too, mom." I said, before hanging up the phone.

>I just want to go home and sleep, but I couldn't. Aside from the ambulance lights, something felt off, like I was missing something.

>Angela… I have yo check at least.

>I dialed her number and waited as the phone rang. Please, please, PLEASE god, let her pick it up. I want at least something good out of this experience.

>And then she answered.

>"Good evening, Angela Vixeniel speaking. Who's this?" She said with a voice so heavenly that I was so deprived of. I was almost in tears of joy.

>"Angela? Angela, it's me, Anon." I said with a smile on my face, getting wired looks from the paramedics.

>"Anon? What do you want? Still enjoying your weekend, I hope." She said in a disappointing, passive aggressive tone.

>"Angela, please listen to me. I'm sorry, OK?"

>She was silent on the other end.

>Please tell me I didn't blow it.

Sorry for not making this as long as promised. No net in the barracks and like he'll I'd use work computers/tracking computers to go to 8chan, so I'm posting this on my phone. A lot of changes happened with the first draft of this alone. Like the last name was supposed to be izikiel but changed to vixeniel because a friend asked. See you next week-month. Hopefully!

>>395826

Glad to see you're still alive dude, always looking forward to see this story continue

>>395826

Holy shit he lives

Bravo

>>395826

So, any particular reason you wrote anon as a filthy kike? The "tribe" isn't welcome around here, you know that, right?

If you lost faith in the Chief God because you think mamono are more loving, would an angel come down to show you the love of God?

>>395826

Glad you are back writefag.

>>396679

Stormfagging in a thread dedicated to monster girls from Semitic religious mythology.

>>>/monster/396813

>wanting kikes to breed at all

>with a white woman no less

Top cuck, anon, but the cuckshed >>>/leftypol/ is that way. All mamono deserve to be protected from the jewish menace, regardless of religious connotations.

>>396813

The Jew is a destroyer and despoiler of purity and goodness.>>396679 is right, the synagogue of Satan has no place here.

>>396679

Check the last thread. They were all just blank slates at the start till it branched out more. It's just 2 random German words to make a last name and when they made the Mc sound like a jew, the reaction was "Fuck it, I'll just add that" and it went on from there

Serious topic:

Why do you like angels? What is it about them that makes them THE best girls?

>>397173

I like them because they seem pure and are in a sense above you. An angel is expected to be chaste, and are considered to have superior morals. So the idea of a benevolent, loving, seemingly pure being pushing you down and having their way with you is very interesting to me. They wouldn't even act any differently while doing it, no clear sign of lust, no seductive gaze, they'd just give the same kind loving smile that they always seem to wear.

>>396679

To trigger you probably

>>397173

I like the idea that they can see your moral worth and want to do their best to make a better person out of you. Despite your past mistakes, an angel will overlook them all and offer you redemption/salvation. And from then on, kind of like a baptism, you start from there to get a better, happier life with someone guiding you and supporting you.

I also like the idea that it wants to strengthen your spiritual bond and find deeper meaning in life, maybe give more hope and be a shining beacon of morality.

>>397173

The answer is quite simple

Trad waifu

>Without writefags, this thread is as dead as Jesus, and only a miracle can resurrect it.

>Or a topic.

Here's one.

You know how there are a lot of monks, priests, and pastors who sworn to celibacy for god, and take it seriously, without paedophilia, masturbating or anything illegal or cheating?

What would an angel or valkyrie think of those men? Imagine an angel seeing and falling in love with a young church boy acolyte, growing up together, trusting each other, and then when she can't take it anymore, the acolyte said no and responded by showing specifically in the code that he can't be in a relationship.

Kind of like a smack of irony to the face.

>>399893

I can see it being a massive fetish for angels. Piety and innocence making for a great forbidden fruit, one that they might eventually end up eating as they grow more desperate.

>>395826

>No net in the barracks

sucks to suck nerd

>>399893

Why

Do you

Type

Like this? Guess what gave you away as an outsider

>>400423

Could be phone or tabletposting. Don't rush to declare reddit over spacing alone.

>>400427

I phonepost and that has absolutely nothing to do with spacing.

>>400427

>>399893

I will rush because I have a duty to expose faggots like you to others. Not saging if you don't contribute in a post, or redditspacing.

>>400453

>everyone who disagrees with me is reddit

Stop trying so hard.

>>400427

Phoneposting does not do that

>>400454

To be fair you type like a redditor

>>400454

and I was about to give you a second thought. Get the fuck out of here faggot

>>400423

>>400427

>>400430

>>400453

>>400454

>>400456

>>400458

I find it entertaining to imagine this is an argument between two angels on angel.net

>>400527

While demons are having a polite conversation on the best way to trap men with their contracts, the angels are arguing whose charge is the holiest.

>>400527

>>400529

>Angels are permavirgins shitposting on angel.net because they have nothing better to do and because they cherish for a man with piety, chastity, and virtues.

>They are often filled with sexual frustration, so they lash it out on other board posters.

>Meanwhile, the Stacy demons aren't afraid to get their man any means necessary, even playing dirty.

>So they just use hellbook, dwitter, or whatnot to chat, get tips, and scheme with even already married demons on getting their man.

>Every now and then, a demon will visit angel.net, see what's going on, post bait, and angelposters take it easily

>"Hornies get out, REEEEEEEEEE"

>>400869

>Stacy demons arn't above summoning themselves into their future husbands house or kidnap them

I imagine something like a slightly more demonic and terrifying bed-knobs and broomsticks when one decides to claim you one night

>>400869

>>400874

>Be Angel

>grew up with childhood friend

>never had the courage to tell him how I feel

>one day decide to woman up and ask him out to come with me to a candle lit dinner and hold my hand after church

>"I'd love to, Anon, but this chick asked me out a week ago. Maybe next time! I heard we're going to sea world to see a blimp sized dolphin. We can do your thing the week after. Is that alright?"

>scream.heavenlyscribe