/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>376283

I love how bored she looks in the third picture.

>>376445

>Would you do what she said after that?

No, I'd banish her and her glowstick back to wherever she came from, redraw the circle, and try again for someone more demonic. Back in my day, we didn't have all this abrahamic spam shitting up our summoning lists.

>>376505

>supernatural being that has existed since time immemorial

>summonable by a mere wizard

It's more likely that she'd summon you, welp.

>>376514

>that has existed since time immemorial

She's a couple of centuries, tops.

>>376527

I'm pretty sure demons have existed since time immemorial

https://pastebin.com/qhbv412K tried to make the horror monsters into waifuable monsters

Name: Mootaur

Physical Characteristics: Quadruped/humanoid, Ranging from 8 to 12ft tall, 800 to 1500lbs, brown to black hair and fur.

Locations: Throughout the northern hemisphere temperate/borial zone

The Mootaur can be encountered throughout northern Europe, Siberia, and Canada. While this massive creature is Centaur-like in appearance, it also has characteristics found in the Whitehorn species. It is comprised of a moose body with female human-like torso and head. Unlike a female moose, the Mootaur retains the impressive antlers the animal is known for. The antlers have been known to spread over 72 inches from tip to tip. They have an excellent sense of smell and hearing.

Although Mootaur's are intelligent, they have a timid personality and typically avoid contact with Humans and others of their kind. This is not always the case with un-married Mootaurs as they will group under a married or unmarried matriarch in times of danger or for convenience.

Their diet is vegetarian, however, Mootaur's will consume meat under duress. Mootaur's can be fearsome warriors, using weapons, extreme stature, and cunning to defeat an opponent. This behaviour is rare but is noted more commonly when her offspring is threatened. One survivor of such an attack was quoted "I'd rather face a battalion of Centaurs than half a dozen Mootaurs."

Mootars are very attracted to Human males and can be social when approached by unmarried men. The courtship between the two can be quite extended due to the Mootaur's timidity. A courting Mootaur will gift the man items such as wild rice, cranberries, snowshoes, staves, and bows, but will avoid making contact with him while doing so. This will last until the next full moon, at which point the Mootaur's lust will exceed her shyness and she will mate with the male of her affections. Married Mootaurs will herd to her husband and generally adopt Human conventions but will tend to wander around her claimed territory which can exceed 500 km2. Because of this, Mootaur/Human couples typically relocate to remote areas and live a subsistence lifestyle.

Slavic lore has all sorts of interesting monsters to make into mamono.

Wila, the ghosts of rich girls who led frivolous lifestyles, controls the air

Rusalka

Water zombies of girls who died in crimes of passion or because of theirs

Black Volga,

Originally a kgb vehicle with a mass murder at the helm. Now the car looks for males to have sex with in the backseat.

>>376524

I voted early

>>375404

You might wanna ask /8cup/ about that.

>>375463

Its all good I got it working so things will go as planned as scheduled hopefully by saturday

You DID submit the changes in time, right Monouncer?

oh dear god i miss him and his art so much pls come back crow anon

>>367992

>>376146

Let it go, anons. He left and is drawing else where now. I miss his shit too but you gotta accept that.

this shit is so offtopic, fuck off and start making content of your own.

its been two years and i still miss them

stop trying to get me banned, nature cuck

>>376053

loving and sweet

red is my favorite color

season 2 when?

>>376053

I'm sure if she works hard enough, She'll become a fine wife some day.

Thanks friend. I'll try to see you there.

>>376029

Did you have to switch IP to try again? Thought i'd give you the chance to stop, but seems there's no compromise.

>>376032

>everyone I don't like is switching IPs

/tv/ go and stay gone

>>375794

Read the meta thread, that's pasta.

alpfags were a mistake

>>375489

Jesus fuck her legs are short.

>>374905

I think it's typical WoWcraft dichotomy, the males are all hulks and the females are all 5'5 and willowy.

>>375558

That's my fucking fetish right there. Extreme sexual dimorphism is so fucking hot. One of the best examples in recent memory are the Doraphs from GranBlue Fantasy. Can't go wrong with a hulky husband cuddling his beloved wife (monsterboys aside).

>>375558

I'd like them if they were 7 ft tall and had tight, toned abs.

>>375292

>I lift myself from my seat and enter the ring, pushing the ropes aside as I do

>I watch the crowd around me, seeing some familiar faces like Cathleen and Mark looking back

>My enemy enters the ring from the other side, and I finally get a chance to see him

>The guy looked like he had entire gym rented for himself before he came here

>The thing that caught my eye the most was the burn stretching across a half of his face, like something leaf shaped was pressed against his face

>We stand looking at each other, trying to find a weakness or some kind of advantage

>’We do not need to fight, you know that?’

>He crosses his arms and continues talking whilst slightly grinning

>’All you have to do is forfeit the match. Do that and you won’t be hurt by someone who can overpower you by sheer strength and muscle.’

>’Someone like you should just stay in the back cheering for the stronger, not fighting them just to try to prove something to yourself.’

>’Exit the ring, give me a worthy opponent and stop wasting my time.’

>The spectators listen closely to his taunt, turning their attention to me as he finishes

>’You see, I can’t really do that.’

>His grin fades away

>’Going away would do many things: I’d disappoint the people who came to see the show, I’d break a promise I had made to a new friend and most importantly I’d betray my partner’s trust, whom I roped into this myself.’

>’You came here for yourself.’

>We slowly start circling around each other, closing the distance between as we do so

>’I came here to keep my word.’

>With the crowd roaring, he charges me

>I attempt to dodge thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>375293

>A faun is yelling from the crowd, somehow coming through the yelling and Kiki’s megaphone

>’Use your head, kid!’

>I don’t know if she’s real or if I’m hallucinating her from the fatigue, but that gives me an idea

>’Hey, Skin cream!’

>His burnt up face scowls

>’Are you planning to finish this tonight, or are you stretching this to your gynecologist appointment?’

>He bellows in rage, charging me

>Tzeentch would be proud

>This time I’m ready for him, and I dodge the charge at the last second

>I elbow him into the back and create some distance between us

>Turning around he runs at me again, catching my arm

>I manage to slip it away from the grip, slapping him over the ear as I do so

>He’s basically foaming at the mouth now

>Everything depends on my position and him not noticing our positions

>Releasing a furious scream he blitzes at me with a fury of a fiery god

>I wait for him close enough and I grab him

>Instead of trying to stop him I pull him even, increasing his momentum out of control and flinging him behind me

>right into the corner pole of the ring

>He’s dazed but not knocked out

>I grab him and turn him around

>I swing my head and collide it with his

>Thank God for my Bosnian ancestry

>He stands upright for a few seconds, looking almost confused

>and then he slowly slumps down onto the ground, unconscious

>The crow explodes into cheers and applause, while my opponent gets dragged Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Had to use the wikia for a random roll. Ended up with beelzebub on the first go.

>What did you do?

Accused of a crime I didn't do.

>What did she do?

Probably theft. Repeat offender.

>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?

Probably not too different from a normal one. Bunk or double bed, maybe a tad larger than average because of her extra features.

>What’s the plan?

Fuck and cuddle to pass the time. I could see her sneaking away extra food at lunch in the cafeteria to take back to the cell. The cell would probably end up being messy since beelzebubs are into that kinda thing. Hell, she'd probably keep me from cleaning it by pulling me in for sex every time I got the urge to tidy up. All around, just be lazy until our time's up.

>>374429

Does wurm ever get sad that nearly all of her clients end up in the slammer?

I wouldn't want to see her sad or lose her confidence. That'd break my heart.

>>375294

Looking forward to the conclusion, Anon!

>>375565

Imagine sitting next to her while she roars out an objection. I do think though Wurm's biggest problem is that the prosecution probably has crafty Demons and dishonest Danukis and they're probably on an entirely different level. I kinda entertained the idea of an Ace Attorney clone featuring Wurm.

Thanks for the info, shill. Are there any self-published books on Amazog that aren't trash?

>>375237

>reviving the thread

What purpose?

If you wanted to shill your stuff man, just be honest about it. No need to be sneaky.

>>375144

i meant, man reacts to anti mamono propaanda, but i see my mistake

The Addams Family but every female is mamono and the grandma is an uber ara witch.

>>375125

I can't find anything to suggest Charles Addams was a Jew, so I can't say the whole thing is a psy-ops. The TV show was made by a Canadian Jew though. David H. Levy.

>>375206

Bowsette is an alp, and alps are for bully. How new are you?

>>375244

There's got to be at least 1 vagina… from the moment of birth