04dfa1 No.374319 [Last50 Posts]
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04dfa1 No.374320
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04dfa1 No.374321
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04dfa1 No.374322
And also drawings and greentexts, I guess.
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04dfa1 No.374323
Please excuse the previous posts. I forgot I had both my paladin memes and my paladin propaganda in the same folder
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732d30 No.374339
>>374319
>(((for skekels)))
This is a dumb thread
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1fcdbd No.374340
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46c3bb No.374343
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46c3bb No.374345
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a86bdd No.374385
>be paladin
>doing palaidn shit such as burning down elf villages
>one day I came across this lamia
>she made some moves onto me
>so I responded with the casual paladin response
>"DEUS VULT"
>as I said this I slapped her tail with the force of a thousand autists
>she slithers away, and I went on to raid this goblin hideout
>when the goblin hideout came into my vision, there was certain smell that reached me
>do goblins even shower, because they reek
>well at least there not onis
>oh shit I was so distracted with the smell, I didn't notice the amount of goblins that spotted me
>I'm fucking surrounded
>oh Gods their charging
>there dogpiling me now
>my pants are gone now
>I can no longer call myself a paladin now
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048bbc No.374386
>>374345
>that last panel
That's pretty funny.
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a1d32d No.374390
Is every idiot with an armor suit labeled as a paladin ?
What about a regular Knight who's fighting for his king, his house, chivalry and such ? Would such individual be more accepting on having a monstergirl wife ?
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46c3bb No.374392
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9b386f No.374394
>>374345
Who is this artist? I like them
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9b386f No.374395
>>374390
Knight= a trained warrior in service of a Lord
Paladin= a knight whose Lord is God
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46c3bb No.374396
>>374394
Read the filename
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690f5d No.374400
>>374390
Presumably unless the knight's lord hates monstergirls there would be little issue, other than him being unable to produce a male heir.
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13e231 No.374423
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732d30 No.374424
>>374395
The paladins sometimes known as the Twelve Peers, were the foremost warriors of Charlemagne's court
It would be nice if writefags would make somekind of nod to this in their settings
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5b6885 No.374681
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f27868 No.374687
>>374424
"Astolfo (also Astolpho) is a fictional character of the Matter of France where he is one of Charlemagne's paladins."
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67ce27 No.374688
>>374687
>posting prime alp material
Leave now before I smite you myself, heathen.
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aa151a No.374689
>>374687
She's pretty cute
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3ad802 No.374690
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f27868 No.374692
>>374688
Astolfo's just a paladin bro, a fellow warrior against Monster corruption, it's only gay if you want him to alp… You gay or some shit?
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28f53c No.374693
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67ce27 No.374695
>>374692
There's a reason why there's a dick-sucking bean plushie that looks just like him, anon.
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98aed9 No.374698
>>374695
>dick-sucking bean plushie
Is that a thing?
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cd8cc8 No.374699
>>374698
How new are you? It's to the point where there have been "plushire" spoofs made of it here.
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f27868 No.374703
Repost to make Paladins cry
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9a0a92 No.374704
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7fd7d1 No.374705
>>374703
Alp Astolfo? I like this very much.
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fbd933 No.374706
>>374703
>No tits
Astolfo should be hanging from a branch with a rope around his neck.
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8f1b7b No.374713
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5f11e8 No.374714
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f27868 No.374715
>>374713
Fetishization of Purity sort of defeats the purpose.
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1fcdbd No.374719
>>374715
>he doesn't want to purge the unclean and have babies ever after when the threat's eliminated
alp detected
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13e231 No.374720
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f27868 No.374723
>>374719
The only thing that's going to alp is your fucking spine with a sledgehammer you subhuman cunt never call me alp again or you'll wish thats all i fucking was
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fc653b No.374724
>>374692
>>374687
>>374703
>The absolute fucking state of Fate
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1bf205 No.374735
>about a good 2/3 of this thread
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2a630f No.374762
>>374689
You made me laugh anon.I'll be sure to hang you last.
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583711 No.375154
>>374688
>>374690
>>374692
>>374695
>>374704
>>374705
>>374706
>>374724
So, umm, funny thing.
Technically, Fate was right on the money with making Astolfo a talkative as fuck, scatter-brained, trap.
His part in the stories of the Paladins include such gems as:
> Crossdressing to keep the ace of the Paladins sane after the guy got rejected so hard he literally lost his reason.
> Happening to pick up a lance ensorcelled to down anyone it touches from their horse because he just so happened to have broken his lance earlier. That lance belonged to someone else mind you.
> He was described as being so beautiful that when rode by a siege once, the king who was leading the siege spotted him and then got his men to pack the entire thing up so that he could chase after him.
> He rode a hippogryph to the fucking moon in search of a bottle that contained Roland's sense of reason.
Soooooo yeah.
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04dfa1 No.375164
>all this gay shit in my paladin thread
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98aed9 No.375173
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083fe3 No.375177
>>375172
Begone with your foulness
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ed0af8 No.375178
>>375172
and you fuckers got mad when I said monster girl's energy should change you a dna level to make you only want her
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4d8f57 No.375183
>>375154
>A bottle that contained Roland's sense of reason
How the fuck did that end up on the moon? And how do you bottle a person's sense of reason?
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47df47 No.375192
>>375154
You seem quite knowledgeable on faggots, you type like a faggot, thus you must be a faggot.
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3bd28e No.375203
>>375192
Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that. Keep talking shit about people you don't know on the internet. It's a nice safe thing to do. No one will beat the fuck out of you on the internet for running your fucking mouth. That's why you retreat here to do it.
The question is what the fuck is wrong with a bitch like you that you come on to a imageboard and throw insults at large blocks of people and then act enraged when someone slings an offhand insult back at you? Fuck off man. Start going out in public and making your insults to people's faces. Pathetic motherfucker
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28f53c No.375205
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3bd28e No.375208
>>374319
Now I pride myself on being a paladin, and I fully support a human ethnostate… But that being said, I can't stop dreaming about that thick ass salamander that sat next to me once in my community college fencing class… Her curly hair, light brown skin…. They awakened the warrior inside me. Not to disgrace the words of Ilias, but I might want to make a few mamono children with her. Not raise them, but make them. I'll only raise human children. But damn if I won't make as many fatherless mamono children as I can. Anyways, I'm still looking for an human wife, so I might settle for a salamander in the meantime.
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3bd28e No.375209
>>375205
No, those are my original thoughts.
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47df47 No.375212
>>375203
Oof, what’s wrong? Tyrone too tough on your little hole last night?
enjoy your manmeat gayboy.
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fc653b No.375226
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1fcdbd No.375231
Why is this dumpster fire of a thread still around?
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8be3ee No.375232
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b0cd10 No.375233
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583711 No.375242
>>375183
That's a good fucking question and I wish I had an answer. The stories of Charlemagne's Paladins are all crazy as fuck.
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12523e No.375243
I’m still a paladin I swear. I had my gauntlet on the entire time, and it was only for a minute! I’m a paladin!
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77ab48 No.375254
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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13e231 No.375258
>>375183
>>375242
As I recall, there was a witch who beguiled Roland with unnatural beauty such that he lost his mind. Apparently when a man loses his mind, his reason becomes lost on the moon, and Astolfo rode some kind of magical beast up there to find it.
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732d30 No.375259
>>375154
I don't buy this
>>375208
>>375243
Imagine being this much of an attention whore
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573971 No.375271
>>375254
lel whatever happened to Lord Nazi Ruso? Did he finally get extradited to pidorashkaland?
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a71e07 No.375295
Working on a paladin story and put this roughly together, wanted to drop it in here to see y’alls reaction and see if y’all would be interested in the more flushed out full story
>blood trialed from the door to the inside of the storage locker
>following the trail you keep the pistol to your side and an eye on the door
>kicking it open an drawing on him in the corner
>bloodeverywhere.png
>paladin in full plate mail with multiple bullet hole in his chest plate
>won’t kill him but damn it looks like it hurts
>he tries to get onto his feet but ends up collapsing on his ass
>pull over a mop bucket and flip it over as a seat
“Now it’s question time, who sent you and how did they know?”
>already knew the answer but needed to hear it from him
<“Who do you think? We knew all along from the way you acted and your lies. Your eyes don’t hide anything from us, the Chief God knows who betrays and judges them justify.”
>listen and nod like all the meetings, all the gatherings, every time they called him, they knew and they were planning
<“Now I know what is going to happen, you are going to let me go and run, run as far and as fast as you can. You and those disgusting monsters.”
>oh really
“And how do you know this?”
<“Because you wouldn’t kill me, you need me to be a messenger so they all know to leave you be. Besides you took the oath as I did, and you know you cannot kill another paladin.”
>he’s right
>I took the oath and I do need him as a messenger
>but some messages don’t need words and they will all pay for what they did
>lift pistol to his head and pull the trigger
>they will pay
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541ca6 No.375296
>>375295
>Paladin vs. Paladin
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77ab48 No.375304
>>375271
as far as I know, he's still in prison
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dbd689 No.375306
Hi Every one, I am Sundaridevitihunakasuhava. I am an Indian Jinko. I love Ilias and Paladin order. If you are a hot holy Paladin Man from Europe please add me. I can teach you about SeX and Kamasutra. We can also marry each other and make Holy warrior children, teach and spread about the Order, Iliasism and Paladin life
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79f368 No.375307
>>375306
Poo in litterbox shitcat.
Also RP is ill-advised. It never ends well.
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dbd689 No.375310
>>375307
It's not ERP, it's a modified pasta from those horny poos who post awkward shit on twitter.
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dbd689 No.375311
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732d30 No.375322
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1339eb No.375326
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98aed9 No.375328
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dbd689 No.375337
>>375328
muh 'the dick only makes it better'
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6a010d No.375575
>>375154
Reading up on him Astolfo really is hilariously OP. I'd happily have that guy in my party, even if he dresses like a little girl.
Once again Rider-class are the best servants.
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e3668c No.375581
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dbd689 No.375791
>>374319
Joke all you want but just to be clear. In the long run you will have to value and chose human women over the monster and their hollow morals.
A human woman who has been abused, beaten, gone through violence, humiliated, etc. Is far more wholesome, far more beautiful, far more pure, far more empowered and has far more legitimate resolve than any "Powerful" monster girl that has magical and supernatural abilites and powers.
Because in the end humanity has far more resolve and resilience. So ideal ending for monstergirl encyclopedia? Humanity succeeding and prevailing, because everyone needs to learn a lesson that the shallow utopic hugbox that is prevelant in MGE is a mirage and an illusion. Only through struggle, even through tragic, grim and dark and unfair violence and turmoil will a more wholesome and brighter future can be succeeded.
NOT the borderline communistic schitck going on with demons.
And yes I'm also saying
human girls > monster girls
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ea2fdd No.375794
>>375791
>reddit spacing
Opinion discarded, fuck off fag
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98aed9 No.375795
>>375794
Read the meta thread, that's pasta.
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3d5420 No.375823
>>374345
>you will never be a house husband to a loving drow wife
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1fcdbd No.375826
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8be3ee No.375828
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