/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>394330

People who've worked in call centers could probably tell you all kinds of stories to make it interesting. Hell, first day on the job, griffon has keyboard issues because of paws/talons, has to get special accessibility keyboard.

>>394330

If you can find some stories from call center employees you might be able to get some good things. Let me help you with one story.

>be working call center for insurance company

>taking claims and shit

>one day, some kid calls saying his truck rolled over

>probably joyriding like a dumbass

>have to ask what happened anyways

<"i rolled the window down to let a fly out, wasn't paying attention to the road and drifted off. Truck rolled 2.5 times into a ditch"

>the fuck, did he just say a fly distracted him?

>have to mute to stifle laughter

>kid says its ok because of how stupid it was

>guess i was a little slow to the mute

>give him a little chuckle

>have a stupid story to tell the guys at the bar later

>later find out the truck was totaled, kid got away with minor whiplash and a scratch

I can vouch that this is a true story. I was the driver

>>394330

I work in a call center for medicare and we regularly get these old niggers calling in trying to get medicare to cover their weed. We have to offer them a form over the phone and trying to hear them explain why the government should cover it is pretty funny.

>>394373

>>394438

>>394530

I don't have the thread handy but there was one that was a collaborative RP where monstergirls worked at a company. I don't recall what the company did but it was multilevel with people in the mail room, people in the shipping and so on. I think it morphed into the collaborative wrestling thread.

>>394538

If it's the one I'm thinking off it was banished to >>>/human/ because of atrocious donut steels and the fact they were basically filling threads within a day of making them, clogging the catalogue.

>>361981

> ( fuse "Ushi-Oni" (any_explosive_breeder) )

> ( fuse "Ushi-Oni" "Matango" )

Sexiest Zombie Apocalypse or Final Ultimate Nightmare?

>>394096

meh, cursed kitsune katana is better tbh

Is this worth its own thread? Also delete the duplicate thread

>>394067

first 3 found:

physiological, find, and a

>>394067

Bail, fury, peep.

What does that mean?

>>394067

Maniac, dread, malice

>Oh no

>>393836

You are correct

>>276912

But wouldn't they be hypersensitive without the shell?

>>393750

Looks like a low budget Spyhunter.

>>393820

Be funny that the ending of easy mode makes fun of the player for being on easy mode.

>>393863

Call easy "game journos" mode, have it constantly make fun of the player's manhood and impossible to get any waifus.

>>393854

It is because Spyhunter was good game.

>>393864

Easy mode will make you win game instantly and give 10/10 review.

>>392165

<"But Dad… The neighbor's a ghost and she can't eat. I think some meanie on the internet lied to you."

"… I tend to forget you've got your mother's quick wit."

>Daugtheru gasps loudly, her eyes shining with unbridled hope.

<"You mean it? You really mean it?"

"(Unfortunately for your future husband), yes sweetie. Now, daddy's gotta work for a moment, he has to find an entry in the Encyclopedia of something big enough to scare a Wurm."

<"Ah! Good luck with that, dad! Mom says that the bigger they are, the dumber they get! And that you should never be scared of someone dumber than you!"

"(Your mom has always been a big girl. Also, I've read in the newspaper that they're trying to pass law describing anything dumber than the common Wurm as a threat to national security.)"

<"Sorry dad, did you say anything?"

"Nothing important sweetie, I was thinking that we should have fish for dinner. I've heard it's good for the brain."

<"Are you sure? Mom doesn't like fish that much…"

"(My point exactly), would fish-sticks be alright with you?"

<"Home-made?"

"Of course."

<"Yay! I'll go tell mom!"

"Sure thing sweetie."

>You really hope she'll take her time before growing up.

Disclaimer: The Anon depicted in this greentext might sound mean, but under all the vitriol, he genuinely loves his family, he just wish the loves of his life would think things over a little more before acting.

>>392173

Daughterus are not for sexual, Anon.

>>392205

>something big enough to scare a Wurm

Tell her Peg Pelvis Pete will come to kill her.

>>391444

>>391442

>>393644

good taste anons

>>393082

>Jamiroquai

>Not Toto

Allow me to present a counterpoint

>>393284

>>393285

>file is corrupt

learn2opus

>>393506

I laff't.

>>393554

What the fuck is going on there?

>>393557

crabbo gets succed by a pipe and the pressure splits him in two

Braaaaaack Hooooru

Tell an oomukade you want to watch a romantic movie and then take her to see The Human Centipede.

>>392734

>He doesn't like rape revenge

Did you forget where we are?

>>393440

It doesn’t necessarily have to be direct revenge. If we frame the plot as the centaur already having a crush on anon as a kid, then the eventual rape has another subtext to it besides base revenge.

I’m thinking two main paths here:

The hatefucking path

>centaur has crush on anon, but is still pissed about him ruining her childhood

>is raping him both to satisfy the crush, achieve revenge, and to vent her frustrations

Or the Yandere path

>the bullying broke her mentally, she started obsessing over the one responsible

>raping him because she’s a fucking yandere

I’m both cases, I think it would work better for either tendency to be outwardly hidden. Have the centaur be really forgiving and genial to anon, invite him over for dinner or to get some coffee and catch up. Then either the coffee is spiked, with predictable results, or the centaur starts hinting at her true plans in a subtle manner, gradually driving anon mad with anxiety and paranoia.

>>393448

>Two main paths

I'm sure you could weave some interesting tales from those premises but I'd want it to be a surprise for sure. They sound pretty par for the course as far as /monster/ goes but we're just spitballing here so I wouldn't want to poo poo either concept.

I'd still be more interested in a redemption arc of some sort where the characters confront their past and maybe fall in love by accident in the process. It'd be less titillating but more believable for me. Regardless of which premise; yandere, hatefuck, or redemption I'd want a bigger cast of characters. Not for harem purposes but to give some alternate perspectives on the bullying. That and bullying is rarely a 1v1 affair.

>>390547

The nauseous part isn't hot, obviously, but the dichotomy between the gentle cuddly soft nursing and the lewd restless 3 seconds of sex before you get dizzy and then nauseous sounds like it is.

>>390453

>>390550

Further, Bob has a sentimental attachment to the cruise ship. He has a lot of history with that ship, as does his family. Even if he could get on a lifeboat or even an other cruise ship, it wouldn't be the same cruise ship.

He wants to save the ship, as well as its passengers, and even if he fails and it does sink, he'll try to get a salvage rig to raise it again. Because he loves that ship and to go on some other cruise just wouldn't be the same.

I wonder what Brenton Tarrant would get raped by

>>393414

That man would have a clan of salamanders fighting over him.

>>393391

>what is search function

>>357830

>>393395

Shit, tried to find that but couldn’t. Thanks for that though man.

Now its time for you to delete the thread dummy.

Please may i have some more muscle monster girls?