/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>393750

Looks like a low budget Spyhunter.

>>393820

Be funny that the ending of easy mode makes fun of the player for being on easy mode.

>>393863

Call easy "game journos" mode, have it constantly make fun of the player's manhood and impossible to get any waifus.

>>393854

It is because Spyhunter was good game.

>>393864

Easy mode will make you win game instantly and give 10/10 review.

>>392165

<"But Dad… The neighbor's a ghost and she can't eat. I think some meanie on the internet lied to you."

"… I tend to forget you've got your mother's quick wit."

>Daugtheru gasps loudly, her eyes shining with unbridled hope.

<"You mean it? You really mean it?"

"(Unfortunately for your future husband), yes sweetie. Now, daddy's gotta work for a moment, he has to find an entry in the Encyclopedia of something big enough to scare a Wurm."

<"Ah! Good luck with that, dad! Mom says that the bigger they are, the dumber they get! And that you should never be scared of someone dumber than you!"

"(Your mom has always been a big girl. Also, I've read in the newspaper that they're trying to pass law describing anything dumber than the common Wurm as a threat to national security.)"

<"Sorry dad, did you say anything?"

"Nothing important sweetie, I was thinking that we should have fish for dinner. I've heard it's good for the brain."

<"Are you sure? Mom doesn't like fish that much…"

"(My point exactly), would fish-sticks be alright with you?"

<"Home-made?"

"Of course."

<"Yay! I'll go tell mom!"

"Sure thing sweetie."

>You really hope she'll take her time before growing up.

Disclaimer: The Anon depicted in this greentext might sound mean, but under all the vitriol, he genuinely loves his family, he just wish the loves of his life would think things over a little more before acting.

>>392173

Daughterus are not for sexual, Anon.

>>392205

>something big enough to scare a Wurm

Tell her Peg Pelvis Pete will come to kill her.

>>391444

>>391442

>>393644

good taste anons

>>393082

>Jamiroquai

>Not Toto

Allow me to present a counterpoint

>>393284

>>393285

>file is corrupt

learn2opus

>>393506

I laff't.

>>393554

What the fuck is going on there?

>>393557

crabbo gets succed by a pipe and the pressure splits him in two

Braaaaaack Hooooru

Tell an oomukade you want to watch a romantic movie and then take her to see The Human Centipede.

>>392734

>He doesn't like rape revenge

Did you forget where we are?

>>393440

It doesn’t necessarily have to be direct revenge. If we frame the plot as the centaur already having a crush on anon as a kid, then the eventual rape has another subtext to it besides base revenge.

I’m thinking two main paths here:

The hatefucking path

>centaur has crush on anon, but is still pissed about him ruining her childhood

>is raping him both to satisfy the crush, achieve revenge, and to vent her frustrations

Or the Yandere path

>the bullying broke her mentally, she started obsessing over the one responsible

>raping him because she’s a fucking yandere

I’m both cases, I think it would work better for either tendency to be outwardly hidden. Have the centaur be really forgiving and genial to anon, invite him over for dinner or to get some coffee and catch up. Then either the coffee is spiked, with predictable results, or the centaur starts hinting at her true plans in a subtle manner, gradually driving anon mad with anxiety and paranoia.

>>393448

>Two main paths

I'm sure you could weave some interesting tales from those premises but I'd want it to be a surprise for sure. They sound pretty par for the course as far as /monster/ goes but we're just spitballing here so I wouldn't want to poo poo either concept.

I'd still be more interested in a redemption arc of some sort where the characters confront their past and maybe fall in love by accident in the process. It'd be less titillating but more believable for me. Regardless of which premise; yandere, hatefuck, or redemption I'd want a bigger cast of characters. Not for harem purposes but to give some alternate perspectives on the bullying. That and bullying is rarely a 1v1 affair.

>>390547

The nauseous part isn't hot, obviously, but the dichotomy between the gentle cuddly soft nursing and the lewd restless 3 seconds of sex before you get dizzy and then nauseous sounds like it is.

>>390453

>>390550

Further, Bob has a sentimental attachment to the cruise ship. He has a lot of history with that ship, as does his family. Even if he could get on a lifeboat or even an other cruise ship, it wouldn't be the same cruise ship.

He wants to save the ship, as well as its passengers, and even if he fails and it does sink, he'll try to get a salvage rig to raise it again. Because he loves that ship and to go on some other cruise just wouldn't be the same.

I wonder what Brenton Tarrant would get raped by

>>393414

That man would have a clan of salamanders fighting over him.

>>393391

>what is search function

>>357830

>>393395

Shit, tried to find that but couldn’t. Thanks for that though man.

Now its time for you to delete the thread dummy.

Please may i have some more muscle monster girls?

>>391627

We just need to send her a husband to keep her company. I dont know if id want her to be exposed to the degeneracy of the web. I dont want her to be traumatised by stumbling across some hand holding site.

>>392983

The POV segment at the end was a nice touch.

Is there a limit to the number of bicorns you can have in a harem?

Suppose the day of the rape happened, what would be the fate of the followers of Christ and the Lord once MG turn out to be real

can mutants be considered monstergirls?

>>395389

Yes.

>>393012

Get our wound treated first and foremost.

So are we going to need to dress up as a very ugly woman to keep from becoming some queen's pet man?

>>393037

>So are we going to need to dress up as a very ugly woman to keep from becoming some queen's pet man?

It's sure as hell sounding that way. But I think it's a bit more complicated than that. Because as valuable as our dick may be, our knowledge may be even more so. Once they learn what we know.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

There's not much to the barn as you look around for a second time. The most advanced piece of equipment is an old weathered anvil and the hammer in your hand. Both are but mere stopgap tools to repair any ailing basic farm equipment, let alone modify and make complex ones. You'll need to find someone with more information and knowledge about smithing and metallurgy if you hope to set up shop down here on the surface. In the meantime, your shoulder hurts and your stomach is growling.

The sun has long since descended behind the mountains and all that's left of the day is a haze of orange. Candlelight comes from the window of the cottage and fainter glows are visible from the village at the bottom of the hill. You return to the room you woke up in to find Elise busy making preparations.

"Did you get bitten?" She asks while preparing rags with high proof alcohol for disinfectant.

Not quite, is all you can say while taking off your shirt and taking a seat on the bed. Clenching your jaw in preparation. You spy a lot of disinfectant, but no anesthetics. It's an arduous hour long session of plumbing the depths of your wound to fish out the fragments of lead. Luckily her hands are small, steady and delicate.

"These look like arrow fragments," she comments while placing another fragment of bloody lead on a rag atop the nightstand. "Fine point, but that doesn't explain why it broke up like this… And who would be shooting arrows at people?"

"Not people, nor animal… It's also a bullet, not an arrowhead."

"A what?"

"You can feel it, yeah? The metal is too soft. It's lead."

"Injecting lead into people!" Elise gasps. "But lead is poison. How uncouth."

That stung a little in your heart rather than from your wound.

Grab satyr titty, then grab your stuff and hide in the attic.

>>393302

>>393304

>>393341

>grab our shit, then grab all visible titties on way into the attic

Sounds like a plan to me.

>>392956

You know what? If a man has the stamina, sanity and semen to take care of that many monstergirls then he deserves his harem.

>>392977

>>393001

Uhh, multiple bicorns, and the mamono energy could give him the upgrades nessesary.

>>393001

That's true. but consider this, if multiple monsters tak a liking to you, but fail to "mark" you, a sudden bicorn attack creates a harem larger than what would be normal.

>>393001

I think you need to recheck your lore again, the minimum a bicorn can attract is 5.

>>392937

>is dragon pink degenerate as fuck, I did notice it says "slave - adventure" on that cover so it kinda setting off some alarms?

not particularly. most of the sex scenes are relatively vanilla and the story itself is peak 90s fantasy romp.

some of the characters even hook up and start a family later in the manga

also the subbed OVAs are relatively easy to find online, some even uncensored.

>>389528

Blessed anon

>>362004

<Welcome home~!

>… … …

>Ah

I-I'm home

>It was all I could manage. My throat had seized and my chest was caught in a bittersweet vice of emotion

>Time had frozen and the sounds of the city seemed to fade away, leaving only the sound of my heart drumming in my ears

>Neither of us moved, neither daring to break the revere. That was until she took a single step forwards and buried her face against my chest

>I loosely followed along as I rested my chin atop her head and looped my arms around her waist. She smelled like black tea and brown sugar

>Her ears tickled my cheeks as they grew damp with the tears streaming down my face. We stood there in silence, together, until we had calmed down

>Wiping the last bit of moisture from my eyes, I descended to meet her upturned lips. All the fatigue of a long, hard day bled out of me as we savoured the moment

>The gentle sweetness of her lips and the barest hint of her tongue sent sparks throughout my body as she cooed and pushed herself against me

>Our world shrank down to a single moment of shared affection, without lust or desire. Just the blooming love and appreciation we had for each-other

>As I pulled back and broke the kiss, I was caught with the look in her bright blue eyes. In that moment, they shone like twin sapphire stars

>Her cheeks were cherry red to match the sweater she was wearing and I suspected my own face was just as rosy

>She took my hand and drew me inside as I pulled the door closed behind us. The room around us practically sparkled with cleanliness

>I headed to the kitchen to put the groceries away and to get a better look at the place. From the looks of things, nothing had been spared her attention

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>>389951

> w h o l e s o m e

Is it just me or is there something special about healing a stray catgirl? I tend to prefer wan wans, but for some reason earning the trust of a feral dog girl doesn't quite seem the same. I can't really explain the dynamic.

>>389951

this is the best healing writefag story i've ever read.

in a weeks time she'll probably have a little more of her faggotcatted-ness' back

do you think cheshires count down the days until their daughters are old enough to be bombarded with how do you do my fellow kids memes.