958049 No.379057 [View All]
Post your waifu and Anons try to determine what your choice says about your personality.
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44f219 No.393434
I want to touch the cow and I’d prefer to do it now. What does it mean?
>>393394
You are not afraid of intimacy so much as you are afraid of having to participate in a relationship. Being captured and caged by a will’o’wisp absolves you of any agency in the relationship and provides you with companionship and intimacy without the need to actually participate in it. It is also possible that your fear stems from trauma or abuse in the past, in which case the suffocating nature of the wisp’s keeping you caged serves to re-frame a relationship in terms that are more familiar to you while still being distant enough to not resurface the trauma.
I suggest that you reread the wisp’s profile and imagine for yourself a situation in which she interrogates you within her cage and learns absolutely everything about you in between bouts of sex, and continues to obsessively love you while gradually transforming into the sweeter post-marriage version of herself from the profile.
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101fd3 No.393436
>>393434
You like smarter women. This is due to the fact that you see yourself as intelligent, whether it is justified or not. You want a partner that can provide you with an intellectual challenge. How'd I do?
Now, What about me?
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be0f5f No.393445
>>393436
>How'd I do?
How would I know? The whole point of this kind of analysis is that you need someone else to do it because your own mind lies to itself or covers things up.
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101fd3 No.393449
I wish Charybdis got more love.
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ed29d0 No.393450
i always figured i liked her because i like pranking and getting pranked, but perhaps someone else can shed a better light on this choice.
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b6f772 No.393453
>>393450
you like being spontaneous.
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225cd5 No.393463
>>393450
>unironically liking cheshire's
I'm sorry to inform you, but you have brain cancer…
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0572f1 No.393466
>>393453
considering i just photobombed some tourists on my bike at mach speed 20 minutes ago, that's probably accurate
>>393463
you just don't know how to have fun doc
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0572f1 No.393467
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6bac46 No.393469
What if I don't know who my waifu is or doubt I'll ever get one even if they became real?
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c6026c No.393470
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c6026c No.393472
>>393470
Clicked reply a bit too quickly, but yeah I have a love for catgirls. Nekomata is my favorite. Werecats, Manticore (part lion), and even Cheshire are fine too.
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0572f1 No.393473
>>393469
do not worry my friend, in time, you shall find your waifu. or she'll find you.
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26dcfc No.393541
>>393426
>being controlled
>yandere
I dont think so. I just want a solid relationship and someone to tell me that im relevant in this world.
not that i'll be in one irl and this is the best compromise i could think of.
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11ab5b No.393542
>>393469
Robot, you were warned. "I am worthy of Love, Praise Reitia" 100 times. Now faggot.
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225cd5 No.393544
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0af5e4 No.393551
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0b5377 No.393569
Hey here is my waifu. What does she say about me?
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d3eb76 No.393586
>>393569
big brown girls are the best
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0ee52e No.393601
I would love to find a mandragora while weeding my yard. I would make an honest woman out of her. Then make her the mother of my children. What does this say about me?
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3f3883 No.393614
>leave for a half hour to eat my daily bowl of eggs
>thread is tearing itself apart through Singularität des Autismus
My waifu is level headed discourse, why can you all not respect her
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0af5e4 No.393618
>>393569
Why does she have used condoms on her belt?
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419915 No.393620
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225cd5 No.393625
>>393569
You're a man with fine taste.
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225cd5 No.393626
>>393601
>turning weeds into waifus
You are like the male equivalent of a kiki.
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f9a27c No.393662
I think I'll dip in. Critique me.
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ed8d88 No.393663
>>393626
Don't bully the plant girls, leaff them alone. I don't know I'd go for a mandragora myself since if she screams out while making love to you you'd go deaf for sure.
>>393601
You're a wholesome down to earth man. Gotta refer to your children as sprouts for extra points.
>>393662
>praying mantis waifu
You like to gamble. You're a braver man than me. Make sure she's well fed before the coitus begins.
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f9a27c No.393668
>>393663
I'm sure she'll be well fed during the coitus when I shove her mouth with my big London broil steak.
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280cbb No.393720
>>393663
Why would I call them sprouts? Wouldn't they start off as seeds? I would plant them in my field and tend to them with the Missus. Of course we would move out into a nice farmhouse in the country first. I would love for us to grow old there after the kids leave the house and bring us grandchildren. We would all get together every thanksgiving and Christmas. Whenever the kids and grandchildren are not there we would spend our time gardening and reading together. (When she isnt horny of course.) That is my dream.
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29a787 No.393807
>>379059
You are traditional and want a wife to do everything for you, including fuck you as you hope there's a duck under that shirt faggot, you could have picked anything and you picked a fucking maid, goddamn, you must be a exciting person. This isn't a waiting it's a fucking servant you disgusting tard, it doesn't have a personality, you fuck, it has a job which is more than we can say about you
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6aba8b No.393809
>>393807
You sound like a 3dpd. I hope you get raped and killed by a nigger.
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072b3b No.393812
>>393807
What did the kikimora do to you?
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906957 No.393817
>>393807
found the leg-beard
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6ae7bd No.393824
>>393807
>as you hope there's a duck under that shirt
what did she meme by this
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781963 No.393826
>>393807
>including fuck you as you hope there's a duck under that shirt faggot
Why would anyone want duck underneath a shirt? Bizarre.
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c179ed No.393847
>>393807
>Hating maids
Holy shit at least the shogfags have some taste
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d4d182 No.393867
>>393807
Either you're just pretending to be retarded or you got lost on your way to tumblr. Either way you're acting retarded.
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adb70c No.393869
>>393807
>hating on the profession of anon’s waifu
Not cool, man. I don’t like maids either, but you sound like you’re about to bust a vein. And frankly I don’t think you need to add any more damage to the stroke you clearly had while typing that.
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6775fb No.393939
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36d193 No.393943
Don't even know how this happened. How bad is it, doc?
>>393939
A man with good taste.
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0572f1 No.393968
>>393943
you like scary things that are secretly cute, and you like to stare deep into your lover's eyes
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4b1e86 No.393975
>>379057
One of either or both
So tell me op what does this say about me?
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b4d8fb No.393976
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060295 No.393977
>>379057
Dragon and bunyip also lilim, but I'll stick with the first 2 for this thread . Not trying to be that one fag, but judging by the obvious I'll go ahead and say some kind of intimacy issue maybe?
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5dba21 No.394064
I love Sandworm-chan. What does that say about me?
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225cd5 No.394067
Lets see how /monster/ turns out.
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8fe999 No.394071
>>394067
first 3 found:
physiological, find, and a
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072b3b No.394127
>>394067
Bail, fury, peep.
What does that mean?
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e20628 No.394160
not really a fan of the official lore though
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fcc54a No.400543
>>394067
Maniac, dread, malice
>Oh no
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