ee1629 No.356864 [Last50 Posts]
ITT Discuss methods of how to bully various monstergirls
>put gum in kejourou hair
>salt a slug girl’s path and make her do a maze
>give an umi-osho your lunch money
>mix megabloks and all the sorted lego in an anubis’ lego bins
>give a bee girl a rafflesia
>tell a doppelganger something looks off about her
>take a single moving piece from the interior of a gremlin’s machine when no one’s looking
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27cc6f No.356868
> Drop fake money near a Tanuki
> "Accidentally" step on a Lamia's tail
> Hold a Succubus's hand
> Feed rice to a Harpy
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c80211 No.356870
>>356864
Blow a dog whistle when your Wan is trying to nap and act like you have no idea when she wants to know what the noise was…
…Then do it again as soon as she gets comfortable again.
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02e3c1 No.356874
Huff her fluff in public.
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38ca95 No.356875
>Replace all of your holstaur waifu's bras with those of her daughter's
>Milk holstaur waifu with cold hands (make sure she's restrained to prevent damage to yourself)
>Bait a mer-mamono
>Stinkbomb a tanuki's room and lock the door from the outside
>Sneak into student oni girlfriend's locker and scare her when she opens it
>Dress up as the devil and spout profanities in Dark Nun waifu's church
>Work in a store, and put everything a short mamono wants to buy on the top shelves
>Get friendly with the mailman while wan waifu is there
>Steal all the towels and the hairdryer while inari waifu is in the shover, and make sure there's only enough warm water left in the tank for her to get comfortable
>Send maido waifu to a day at the spa, aquire army of roombas
>Sign oni waifu up to a Alcoholics Anonymus meeting
>Have a Dullahan waifu
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f618ea No.356883
Molest an elf and her ears until she starts to like it she always liked it
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63dbe2 No.356885
>>356868
>that last one
You're a monster Anon, and not the kind I'd want to fuck.
good thing that's a myth
A scarecrow would be much more effective at bullying Harpies.
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eee1a5 No.356886
>Make a mess
>Order your kikimora maid to not clean it up
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ca771a No.356896
>>356875
>Replace all of your holstaur waifu's bras with those of her daughter's
Better to get some larger bras in the exact same styles that she wears and replace them.
>tell your salamander waifu you've taken a vow of pacifism
>hide your dragon waifu's horde and tell her you threw out "that garbage"
>rub catnip into the bathtub then turn the water on on your catgirl waifu
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4acfff No.356899
>>356896
>Implying there will ever be anything bigger than a holstaur's tits
inb4 giants.
>Keep asking giant how the weather is up there
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a9c3f6 No.356913
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ca771a No.356925
>>356899
Custom orders, my man
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c581f2 No.356927
When a yeti want to hug/cuddle, wear this.
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ee1629 No.356936
>write a fake name into a demon’s contract
>denounce ratatoskr gossip in public
>throw an egg into a kitsune’s tails
>sprinkle confetti into a slime and let it mix around
>take a danuki’s lunch money and destroy it in front of her
>splash an ignis with a bucket of water
>throw seeds at a troll
>throw lemons at alps
>make a hellhound take responsibility
>>356886
>misplace several household cleaning tools randomly
>tell kiki that you forgot to tell her about a party coming in a couple of hours
>don’t host a party
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f8feb5 No.356938
>>356936
>>misplace several household cleaning tools randomly
>>tell kiki that you forgot to tell her about a party coming in a couple of hours
>>don’t host a party
thats not even bullying, thats just being a dick
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c581f2 No.356939
>>356936
>write a fake name into a demon’s contract
Can you even do that?
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ee1629 No.356940
>>356939
Of course you can. It just means the magic fizzles and doesn’t do anything. Like asking a genie for more wishes.
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ebae5e No.356941
if you really want to bully a monstergirl you buy yourself a Chasity belt and tell her you want to wait for marriage which you then plan a month out.
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c581f2 No.356945
>>356941
Are you sure? They could just rip it off.
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6256d7 No.356958
>>356875
>>Send maido waifu to a day at the spa, aquire army of roombas
This gave me an idea
"Babe, you know I can take care of myself!"
<"Yes, and I trust you, but that doesn't mean I don't want to take care of you instead."
"Please, Babe, honey, dearest love-of-my-life, I want you to take a break every once in a while and be a little selfish."
<"Anon, you know I don't-"
"For me, Babe. Please."
>your personal, ever attentive and wonderful kiki maid of a wife sighs expressively
<"Alright, you win."
"Make sure you enjoy yourself, too. A week at the spa with your girlfriends is something you enjoy, not mope over."
>you passed her a bright red suitcase, which she took gingerly in both hands
>she leaned forward, expecting a routine goodbye
>you happily obliged, pressing your lips to hers
*BEEP BEEP*
<"Come on Becca, save the snogging for when you get back!"
>her friends hollered from the driveway
>smiling, you squeezed her wrist and sent her on her way
>she would have a good time, you were sure of it
>and as the car pulled out of the driveway, you waved and caught her smile out of the back seat
>you cracked a grin of your own
>as soon as the the car left sight, you broke into a sprint to the basement, cackling like a schoolboy
"AHAHAHAHA, YES! The time has come for my plan to be set in motion!"
>you embraced the evil scientist laugh that spilled from your body as you tore off the sheet covering your basement workbench
>the dastardly plan had taken shape as early as last year
>you had made all the preparations, taken great care not to reveal anything to your better half
>and now was the time to set it all in motion
>you pressed the switch upon the small, circular machine's head
>a low humming and whirring could be heard as the machine booted up, its cores spinning to life
>a crackling emanated from the speaker embedded within its body
>the whining of servos and motors echoed through the basement as the machine began testing its functionality
>the dull red glow from its two slit "eyes" began to flicker to life as the startup diagnostic came to an end
"Statement: Hello Master. Am I finally ready to be unleashed upon this household?"
"Yes, R0-08M4, the time is nigh."
"Exclamation: Master, my maintenance and behavioral cores are operating at peak efficiency. The feathered meatbag will soon face the greatness of my capabilities."
"Excellent, R0-08M4. Do not disappoint me."
"Confident Answer: Of course, Master. No meatbag, feathered or no, could hope to match my skills. It will be a veritable slaughter."
"Good, then you may begin immediately."
"Query: Is there someone that you need killed, Master?"
"What?"
"Correction: Is there something that you need cleaned, Master?"
>and so it began
"Commentary: Mistress, perhaps if your feathers stopped falling from your fleshy meatbag body, I would not be here to clean them up all the time."
<"WHAT?! Are you saying I can't clean up after myself?!"
"Qualification: I am merely stating the fact that, Mistress though you are, as a feathered meatbag, such useless organic materials regularly fall into my routine maintenance passes."
<"Routine mainte- YOU'RE ALWAYS FOLLOWING ME AROUND!"
"Answer: Of course, Mistress. I regularly find maintenance activities to occupy myself with when chasing your lumbering body."
<"WH-HOW?! I'M ALWAYS CLEANING EVERYTHING!"
"Speculation: Mistress, it is alright to achieve less than perfection at tasks you have confidence in. You are just a feathered meatbag, after all."
<"AAAAAANNOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!"
>deep within the confines of the doghouse, you broke out into maniacal laughter
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b79631 No.357032
>>356958
So dumb, so good.
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4acfff No.357072
>>357032
>/mgt/
Magic Gathering The?
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ead140 No.357127
>Putting collars on wans when they don't expect it
>Giving kikimoras extremely specific order on what and how to clean in a room
>Being polite to Umi Osho
>Flirting with an Ushi-Oni after dipping yourself in lube and laughing as she tries to grab you
>Hinting that hellhounds are afraid of water from inside a pool
>Encouraging your son to bully his holstaur friend for not developing any breasts yet
>Going to the store and putting gremlin sized tools on the top shelf
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78b089 No.357129
>>357127
Anon, I'm pretty sure holsts are oppai lolis.
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ead140 No.357130
>>357129
Head cannon, anon I've never been partial to oppai lolis*
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13613b No.357132
>>357130
>Not liking oppai lolis
How appropriate you said this in a bully thread, guess what's gonna happen to you now?
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d704fb No.357162
>>357132
oppai loli is a jewsish scam
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9f3808 No.357183
>Call an alp gay or a he
>Attach magnets to an elf's ears
>get a cat and a wan handcuffed or a vampire and warewolf handcuffed
>>357162
All Loli are shit but Oppai Loli isn't Jewish
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78b089 No.357187
>>357162
Then why aren't danukis oppai lolis?
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4a1efa No.357190
>>357187
Because all the fat goes to their big meaty thighs
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a954a5 No.357266
>>357072
Monster girl thread. The 4/a/ one.
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78b089 No.357269
>>357190
I wouldn't mind seeing leggy loli danukis then, so long as their fluffy calves aren't neglected.
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78b089 No.358312
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e92bbe No.358313
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cb59fc No.358524
>>356868
>That last one
Anon, that's something you simply do not do. Well, you don't feed them uncooked rice at any rate. Cooked stuff is fine, the uncooked stuff is a big no though.
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4d4acb No.358528
>>356885
>>358524
That's actually a myth. Birds can eat raw grains just fine. They do it in the wild all the time. Their stomach is nowhere near hot enough to cook the rice and make it expand.
I'm not even sure I understand the logic behind the myth. To expand the grain needs to absorb fluid, but that fluid would already have to be in the gut so I wouldn't expect much if any overall volume change even if it did expand inside them.
If you want to mess with a bird girl give her fermented berries. In late autumn berries or fruits still on the vine can start to ferment. Birds will gorge themselves on the alcoholic berries and get totally plastered. They seem to love that shit. I once came across a tree that must have had half a dozen songbirds passed out underneath it surrounded by half eaten, half fermented fruits.
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78b089 No.358530
>>358528
>In late autumn berries or fruits still on the vine can start to ferment. Birds will gorge themselves on the alcoholic berries and get totally plastered.
Why don't those sell anywhere?
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ea4027 No.358531
>>358530
Probably not strong enough for humans or very useful to get rid of birds
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4d4acb No.358538
>>358531
It doesn't hurt them really; they just get drunk. I think you're right about the alcohol content being pretty low though. Maybe a Satyros waifuing Anon can chime in since I'm not super familiar with brewing but my understanding is that there's a fine line between "fermented" versus "rotten" and it depends on the bacteria involved. Brewers start with something fairly clean and add a known yeast culture. In the wild we're talking about late season punky apples and shriveled berries so the mix of "good" to "bad" bacteria is a total crap shoot.
It does make me wonder how you would go about controlling the bacteria mix inside a fruit. It seems like a much more challenging problem than doing it in an aqueous solution.
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fb913f No.359174
>>356864
How about the old fashion way and duke it out
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fb913f No.359175
>>359174
As in actually hiting them as we hit boys
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ee1629 No.359192
>>359175
(You) know very well why.
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121216 No.359206
>>359175
If by 'hitting them' you mean 'fucking them'.
Fun fact: the word fuck comes from the Proto-Indo-European word meaning 'strike': *pug-.
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fb913f No.359286
>>359206
No when I mean hitting then I mean punching and kicking them as you would to a hamplanet lecturing you over male privilege
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4b0970 No.359290
>>359174
>Try to give a mamono a wedgie
>She thinks your flirting with her
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78b089 No.359293
>>359290
>Try to give a mamono a titty twister
>she thinks you're flirting with her
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83ad82 No.359392
>making fun of the centaur girl because she has to wear special shoes inside.
>whole class gets in on it
>"rubber feet~ rubber feet~"
>"Nice shoes weirdo~"
>"Are those balloons?"
>bullying gets a little too rough.
>Teacher tells everyone to stop but they still do it, just behind the teacher's back.
>During P.E. someone hides her shoes and she gets blamed for losing them herself.
>it's really embarrassing for her since she's dressed down in front of everyone by the P.E. teacher.
>In the end, she ends up transferring out to another school.
>years later you bump into her at a shopping mall.
>You wonder if she remembers all the bullying she suffered through at your school and feel guilty about being a part of it.
>You talk about anything else but the bullying because it's too awkward for you to face head on.
>You want to apologize but don't have the guts to bring up to your past.
>She probably doesn't remember anyway, right?
>she does.
>You say goodbye to one another an go on your way.
>kids are the real monsters…
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3ac91e No.359448
>>359290
Good point
What about punching kicking or slapping
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a366d9 No.359467
>>359448
Umi oshos and any strong/martial girl would still think you're flirting
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ee1629 No.359469
>I’m tired of your dumb bullying Liz!
<Stop calling me that! And what are you going to do about it?
>I challenge you to a duel!
<R-really now?
>Yes. Meet me around the back at recess tomorrow and I’ll be sure teach you a lesson. Bring your weapon of choice.
<Fine! I doubt you’ll stand a chance at beating me!
<Anon what the heck is this?
>Don’t say heck. And are you dumb? They’re yugioh cards.
<Where’s your weapon?
>It’s right here. Blue Eyes White Dragon. Where’s your deck? Cool sword by the way.
<Y-you shouldn’t play with a girl’s heart like that! Uwaaah!
>My cards!
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fb913f No.359619
>>359467
How about pointing a gun to your head with mamono present
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af16d6 No.359622
>>356958
>You read the roomba's lines in HK-47's voice
Gonna have to replay swtor now.
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eee1a5 No.359623
>>359619
It's more effective to point the gun at your dick.
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d6aa52 No.359626
>>356958
Now you've gone and done it Anon. I'm going to have to reprogram my grandparent's roomba into an evil machine intelligence whose only purpose is to vacuum up my waifu's tail and annoy her wherever she goes. Ain't technology great?
>>359623
Like in this greentext?
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fb913f No.359755
>>359623
Hey I just had an idea, I just found a religion called Mithraism. Quick rundown is that it was a rival religion of Christianity, it believed in the god Mithras and in the strength of men so basically a montheistic warrior religion. What if the paladins instead of following a modified religion of Chritianity it followed this religion
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ee1629 No.359756
>>359755
What does that have to do with anything, edgeanon.
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fb913f No.359757
>>359756
>Men are now mostly the epitome of male physique or are striving for it
>Schools are now camps were not only boys learn subjects with strict and knowledgeable teachers but also military camps in all but name
>Mamono cant strongarm boys because one boy may be as strong as an orc.
>Most beast type monster get bullied by being cockblocked and they cant do anything unless they want an assbeating.
Maybe a little bit. Then again maybe I am in the wrong thread and its 12:12 here right now so whatever
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ee1629 No.359758
>>359757
>hfy
>dude just beat the shit out of cute girls
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fb913f No.359760
>>359758
It does kinda seem like a HFY thing now that I think about it, replace humanity with male but kind off the same idea
Srry
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ee1629 No.359761
>>359760
>replace humanity with male
Are you implying monsterboys now?
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fb913f No.359764
>>359761
No, I just meant replace HFY with MFY not as in the whole race i meant the word
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eee1a5 No.359765
>>359758
>Being a weak little soyboy
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d35fb9 No.359771
>>359765
>t. girl-bullying-victim
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c92ae9 No.359777
>>359765
>being a tough guy on the internet
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eee1a5 No.359787
>>359777
>>359771
What's the matter? Your girlfirend's strap on pushed in a little too far? You should apply some ice.
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bd08be No.359795
>>359764
>Monstergirls appear through portal
>Monsters start integrating into human society
>Monster daughterus get bullied by human girls
>Monstergirls snatch up all the boys the moment they hit puberty
>3DPD grow up into purple haired landwhales while monstergirls are happily married
>World realizes monsters can only give birth to monstergirls or human boys
>3DPD write whiny opinion pieces and try to get government to do something
>Most people don't care enough to do anything
>Savy women change their behavior to get men, but most 3DPD die alone and childless
>Human girls start to become a rarity
>Monstergirl daugherus bulli human girls
Are there any proper writefags with bullying monstergirls? I think I might have some half finished thing that might fit the bill, but I'm not sure. Guy get cornered by jinko, but gets her so embarrassed and flustered that he can slip away with little effort
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83ad82 No.359802
>>359795
Do you want a more serious tone like in >>359392
or something a little easier going like some kind of afterschool special?
>>359787
is it wrong to want to be bullied by girls?
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c57b1b No.359807
>>359802
>not wanting to bully the girl
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eee1a5 No.359811
>>359807
This. Cute girls are for bully. I bet few of you want to be a manly man who bullies girls into proper ladies.
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83ad82 No.359813
>>359807
I enjoy both. When it comes to girls though I look for next level high impact bullying. I figure it's probably healthier to act out sociopath fantasies on 2dqts rather than engaging in real life crimes.
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bd08be No.359815
>>359802
I would prefer something something a little lighter, more cute and bashful monsters getting teased rather than the rough 'I'm going to a hold a grudge for more than decade' bully.
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83ad82 No.359818
>>359815
If your green text was any indication that sounds like a long running multi-generational saga. With that in mind, I like the idea of a redemption story where you look at the repercussions of bullying after the fact and how the characters deal with it from both sides of the bullying.
What you're describing in this post >>359815
sounds like some typical slice of life fare. Both are fine in my book but I prefer the former in terms of evoking feels.
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f1896c No.360787
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928572 No.360788
The danukicaust never happened
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8a50a1 No.362851
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Zashin-chan dropkick has the bully of the season, possibly bully of the year too.
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78b089 No.362852
>>362851
Would probably be worth it to make a thread for it.
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78b089 No.362853
>>362851
Also, that 4th pic, holy shit. Not even fairies get their bellies that distended.
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eebf73 No.367435
>>356864
I don't get the umi-osho one.
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dab3cd No.367474
>>367435
They love getting bullied, so treating them like they're the bully is the best way to bully them. For some girls, the best bullying is a lack thereof.
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4a9ad3 No.367704
>mfw when you can bully that smug loli vamp
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cb59fc No.367796
>>367704
Easy to do so really. Slut blood you convinced her to believe it came from a virgin that you "regretfully" inform her of as a big mistake you made as she drinks it from a glass you so lovingly offered her. Eating anything garlic heavy before you let her suck your blood (e.g. grind the garlic into a burger patty or eat a salad with garlic vinaigrette dressing if you're a filthy vegan/vegetarian).
Vamps are easy to bully. The only problem is that bullied vamps have easy options in regards to making you pay for that. Turning you and inflicting upon you what you just did to them being only the most obvious. Vampire Vaccinations, get one now before that loli vamp makes you regret ever thinking of bullying her.
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bda118 No.367895
>its summer vacation
>have qt lamia gf
>buy bus tickets
>go to the mountain
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329dea No.367946
The worst bully I could think of is shaving a manticores mane.
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ee1629 No.367972
>>367895
>stuff icecubes into lamia’s tail sock
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83ad82 No.369979
>>359392
redemption arc
>Decide that you can't be afraid of apologizing.
>Doubleback and get her attention.
>Out a breath when you catch up because her trot is a brisk walk for you by comparison.
>"Yes?"
>Nervousness and shortness of breath cause you to spill your spaghetti.
>"In middle school when you were… when you were wearing those special shoes…"
>She's confused with where you're going with this, eyebrow thoroughly cocked.
>"Sorry for giving you hard time."
>She nods "It's alright, that was a long time ago. Thanks though."
>Her look is somewhat melancholy as it's a little too late for the apology to have the desired effect.
>The memory of past transgressions having long since been buried in her childhood were brought to the surface with the poorly paced apology.
>wanting to avert further damage and resolve the misgiving you spout a platitude in desperation, the quickest goto for closing a conversation "H-have a nice day."
>She manages a forced "You too." not wanting to sound short with you.
>She goes on her way and the self-loathing washes over you.
>While that was technically the right thing to do it was done so poorly you feel you shouldn't even have bothered.
>feel bad about it for the rest of the day.
And that's why you never apologize for being a shitbird of a kid.
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2eb463 No.369984
>>369979
>And that's why you never apologize for being a shitbird of a kid.
I'd say it was completely worth it personally. Both parties get some self reflection out of the encounter and will have better character for it. The awkward and painful encounter will pay off in the long run.
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83ad82 No.369985
>>369984
So awkward though. I don't think I'd have it in me to hunt down people I bullied and give them an apology over facebook or some such.
>"Sorry for ruining your childhood. If I catch ya around, beers on me."
If I wanted to do it I should have done that a decade ago. If I were to do it now I doubt the parties involved would even remember or care.
I failed my redemption arc window. It's not like a video game where you can reload segments of your life and do it over for a better score. I'm already a demon.
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91c308 No.370126
>>369979
[color=red]Too little, too late[/color]
Nice though.
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307944 No.370130
>>370126
>[/color]
>being this new
>not even reading the faq
In the words of Marcus Aurelius, 'Lurk More, Newfag.'
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77a3ba No.370131
>>370126
GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT
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63be04 No.370151
>bullying cute monster girls
Delete this thread.
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7e5bd3 No.374431
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a1f599 No.374432
>>370126
NEWFAGS CAN'T REDTEXT
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eee1a5 No.374447
Here's what you do.
>Drug a hellhound. Use a heavy dosage.
>Tie her to a chair.
>DON'T HALFASS IT. CHAIN HER DOWN IF YOU HAVE TO.
>Stick some of those egg/bead vibrators up her cunt.
>Put on a ski mask.
>Wait until she wakes up.
>Take off your pants.
>Work up a boner.
>Rub some barebecued skirt steak on your dick.
>Slather your rod up with barebecue sauce too.
>Walk over to the hellhound and make sure she gets a nice good whiff.
>Smells good, doesn't it?
>Make sure to keep your dick out of reach of her mouth.
>Turn on the vibrators and start swinging your dick in front of her, just out of reach.
>Occaisionally bring it in close.
>Poke her with your dick or rub it against her head at spots she can't reach.
>Vary the power of the vibrators while you tease her. Watch her carefully to make sure she doesn't orgasm.
>Keep this up for a while.
>Then, just stop.
>Wash off your dick with a water bottle.
>Pull up your pants.
>Take out the vibrators.
>Stuff the skirt steak in her mouth so she has something to eat.
>And just leave.
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c86275 No.374453
>buy a dozen cans of cheap deodorant
>wait for danuki to take a shower
>barricade the door
>puncture cans and throw them in through the window
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2eb833 No.374454
>>374447
>ski mask to hide your face
>implying she can't track your scent
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eee1a5 No.374455
>>374454
Good point. Slather yourself in meat and sauce to mask your scent.
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8e7413 No.374483
>>359813
t. jew that needs to neck himself
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93a5c5 No.374526
>>374453
Is Nazi play really the best way to go with Danuki?
> Danuki GF
> really, really hates the (((Danuki))) meme
> mostly because she really hates the Jews but whatever
> makes you promise to not imply she's a kike
> OK
> next time she comes home you surprise her in a Shinsengumi uniform
> whip out your dick
> "Merchant! Prepare to face the Shogunate's Rod of JUSTICE!"
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733067 No.374539
>>374526
How do you follow that up?
>launch yourself across the room into her while screaming "SHIN! SEN! GUMI! DA!" with each thrust
or
>throw her on the bed and empty an entire jar of Japanese-style mayonaise on her nipples and crotch before going to town
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5eb0c0 No.374721
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2eb833 No.374722
>danuki gf
>comes home one day, I'm waiting on the bedroom with a huge cloak
>tell her we're doing something a bit more exciting today, ask her to lay on the bed
>I get up on the bed on top of her, caressing her fluffy calves
>my hands slowly go up on her body until they reach her arms and
>*click*
>she looks up to her cuffed hands
>looks confused
>jump out of bed
>take my cloak off, revealing the complete nazi uniform underneath
>"I see jew has fallen for mein trap"
>"What!?"
>"Now tell me, vere is ze jew gold?"
>"Come on anon, stop, this joke isn't funny!"
>hit the bed really hard with my hand
>"Nein! Zis is not a joke! Vere is ze jew gold?"
>She sighs
>"I see jew are not villing to say anything, I guess ve'll have you satisfy a few man, maybe after zat you'll be villing to speak."
>leave the room as the curses at me
>come back with a false mustache on
>"Gutten tag, is zis ze jew brothel?"
>waifu is half confused, half pissed off
>fuck her until she starts to enjoy it
>end up losing track of time and leave the cuffs on for way too long
>next day she has to explain to her colleagues what are those marks on her wrists
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6dcdb5 No.374742
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859b02 No.392661
>It's the happiest day of your life
>After nine months your thunderbird waifu has given birth
>That she would go through a pregnancy rather than lay an egg can only mean one thing
>You have a son
>As you enter the operating room however, you see her cradling two swaddling newborns
>Twins
>Elated, you reach out to hold your infant sons
>Your waifu watches with quiet, exhausted joy written on her face
>Until she sees the shit-eating grin on yours
>As you hold a son in each arm, you begin the chant that she cannot hope to stop
ONE MAN ENTER, TWO MAN LEAVE
ONE MAN ENTER, TWO MAN LEAVE
ONE MAN ENTER, TWO MAN LEAVE
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0f56d4 No.392668
>>392661
Damn, that threw me all the way back to gradeschool dodgeball
10/10
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ea8e02 No.392672
>>359392
I want a follow-up to this where the centaur HOOF’D.com’s Anon out of revenge
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ea8e02 No.392673
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334871 No.392728
>>392672
>HOOF'D.com's
This meme sounds familiar but I'm not placing it. What exactly do you want?
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684e44 No.392729
>>392728
We used to do a lot of BLACKED memes with hellhounds
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334871 No.392734
>>392729
Bully rape revenge? That wouldn't be a satisfying turnabout for me.
I'd rather a more flushed out story like a silent voice where you have a proper redemption arc for those involved. Off the cuff, I can't think of a better way to do what a silent voice did without simply rehashing it with monstergirls. I'd have to think on it. That and I already have another story about bullying a centaur on the backburner but the setting is completely different from the contemporary one here >>359392 .
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c86275 No.393428
Tell an oomukade you want to watch a romantic movie and then take her to see The Human Centipede.
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b69179 No.393430
>>392734
>He doesn't like rape revenge
Did you forget where we are?
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334871 No.393440
>>393430
If you're just looking to get your jollies, then yea, I'm all about about some aggressive horse pussy being slammed down on my wiener. I'm just saying narrative wise that wouldn't do much for me if its something along the lines of
>"You ruined my childhood!"
>"Now I'm gonna rape ya!"
Perhaps your idea was a little more elegant than you put on and if so I'd very much like to see your (or someone else's) take on bully rape revenge being a satisfying turnabout. Maybe it can be done and I'm not giving enough credit to that scenario.
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ea8e02 No.393448
>>393440
It doesn’t necessarily have to be direct revenge. If we frame the plot as the centaur already having a crush on anon as a kid, then the eventual rape has another subtext to it besides base revenge.
I’m thinking two main paths here:
The hatefucking path
>centaur has crush on anon, but is still pissed about him ruining her childhood
>is raping him both to satisfy the crush, achieve revenge, and to vent her frustrations
Or the Yandere path
>the bullying broke her mentally, she started obsessing over the one responsible
>raping him because she’s a fucking yandere
I’m both cases, I think it would work better for either tendency to be outwardly hidden. Have the centaur be really forgiving and genial to anon, invite him over for dinner or to get some coffee and catch up. Then either the coffee is spiked, with predictable results, or the centaur starts hinting at her true plans in a subtle manner, gradually driving anon mad with anxiety and paranoia.
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334871 No.393451
>>393448
>Two main paths
I'm sure you could weave some interesting tales from those premises but I'd want it to be a surprise for sure. They sound pretty par for the course as far as /monster/ goes but we're just spitballing here so I wouldn't want to poo poo either concept.
I'd still be more interested in a redemption arc of some sort where the characters confront their past and maybe fall in love by accident in the process. It'd be less titillating but more believable for me. Regardless of which premise; yandere, hatefuck, or redemption I'd want a bigger cast of characters. Not for harem purposes but to give some alternate perspectives on the bullying. That and bullying is rarely a 1v1 affair.
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