>>394330
If you can find some stories from call center employees you might be able to get some good things. Let me help you with one story.
>be working call center for insurance company
>taking claims and shit
>one day, some kid calls saying his truck rolled over
>probably joyriding like a dumbass
>have to ask what happened anyways
<"i rolled the window down to let a fly out, wasn't paying attention to the road and drifted off. Truck rolled 2.5 times into a ditch"
>the fuck, did he just say a fly distracted him?
>have to mute to stifle laughter
>kid says its ok because of how stupid it was
>guess i was a little slow to the mute
>give him a little chuckle
>have a stupid story to tell the guys at the bar later
>later find out the truck was totaled, kid got away with minor whiplash and a scratch
I can vouch that this is a true story. I was the driver