/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>399158

But clowns aren't human anon :^)

>>399165

That's better

>>399166

>>399165

>>399164

>>399105

>>399158

Everything about this interaction is why I am here.

>Story continue

“Got everything loaded up?”

You turn and wipe a thin sheen of sweat from your brow atop the wagon. Nodding to Clint and Ginelle, who are also loading up crates, you leap down from the wagon to meet Finn, the man being helped over by Alice. It doesn’t escape your notice that Rayleigh gives sidelong glances to Alice, but she keeps her distance as well.

“Last one.” Ginelle says, lifting up a crate like she didn’t just get injured multiple days in a row. Clint finishes loading it and sighs, lifting his hat and wiping some sweat as well. Despite it being cooler here than in Deleor, it certainly is still summer, isn’t it?

“All supplies accounted for.” He says before tapping a crate next to him. “This one just appeared out of nowhere though, there’s two weird crossbows in here and a lot of potions.” He looks to you, raising an eyebrow.

“What? They’re useful potions.” You say, leaving it at that, though you’re certain you see Clint glance to Rayleigh. Moving along, you say, “Weird crossbows, you say?”

“Uh, yeah.” He says, lifting one up. “It’s a little smaller than what we’d see in Deleor.”

“Well, most Monsters are women sized.” Ophelia says, arriving with the help of Clarissa. “I think I could even use one of those effectively. Looks like I can even fit my foot in there to load it up.”

Clint tosses you the crossbow and you put it down, using the stirrup. You manage to pull the string back with less effort than the last one, which makes you feel plenty strong until you notice Finn’s smirk. Pouting, you return the string to neutral and give the weapon back to Clint, who also smirks. Assholes, both of them. Sighing, you turn back to Ophelia.

“How are you feeling?”

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>>400301

“I had to finish a few things after breakfast.” Sophie says, though you’re certain she just wanted to get out of moving also. “But I wish you luck on your venture.”

“Well, we do have lucky rabbit feet.” You say, thumbing to Ophelia, who waggles her rabbit toes. “But we also have skill. We’ll be able to do this.”

“Mmm. I suppose.” She says. “If Saya chose you, then I’m certain you can do just about anything. Just make sure you don’t hurt her, okay?”

“Yes, yes, sis.” You say, to which she smirks.

“Fine, bro.” She chuckles, extending a tail which you shake from atop the wagon.

Everyone waves to her as Clint gets the horses moving, the wagon pulling away and out of the manor grounds and back into the city. You get the looks from before, perhaps even more, as you move through the city, the whispers of the Monsters a little too loud. Ophelia’s ears go haywire flipping about as she tries to listen, her expressions mixed and curious. It seems as if opinions are split within the capital, a day’s time allowing the residents to argue amongst themselves. Hopefully Selene and Sophie will be okay…

When you approach the edge of the capital, a group of guards checks your wagon and clears you, having been informed beforehand that you’d be leaving. Once clear, Clint drives you out into the wide expanse of fields leading off to the mountains.

While there is no true industry in the Monster Nation, the open fields and fresh air feel wonderful after the tension of the past few days. With nary a cloud in the sky, you sit in the front and bask in the warm summer air as cool winds drift down from the mountains from time to time. The spirits of the others seem to rise, even Rayleigh’s.

Speaking of which… she sits next to you on the driver’s seat, her size thankfully not enoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>400302

Later in the day, Clarissa flies about overhead, giving more room in the wagon as you ride along, taking in the sun. She keeps you up to date on the paths ahead, giving great news on the roads being clear. While there are some outlying farms, even the Monster Nation needs agriculture, they’re out of your way and nothing to worry about. Patricia and Ophelia, when they aren’t sleeping, are listening for anything else that could come, giving you a wonderful defense system.

Going from Patricia’s information, you get a better bearing of how to go, Clarissa finding you a path of which to follow, though she informs you the road starts to fade away into nothing. You figured you wouldn’t get so lucky going forward, but Clint is a great driver so you doubt you’ll have much issue.

And that’s exactly what happens. Nothing of much interest occurs in the next three days of traveling, though thankfully Finn and Ophelia begin to feel better, if not 100%. You feel very thankful you got the book back from that Cat Girl because between Patricia and Clarissa, you’re able to pinpoint where to go. Driving your wagon further into the mountains, the air becomes cooler despite the time of year. By the end of the third day, Clarissa spots the lake mentioned in the book. Thankfully it didn’t go anywhere in all this time.

The next morning you head toward the mountain lake and, nestled into the trees on the side of the mountain, Ginelle finds evidence of a human structure.

Arraying yourself outside, you take a look at the building. It doesn’t look like much that you can see, being built into the side of the mountain. A large dome the color of the stone around it sits intact, covered in layers of moss and vegetation while sharp stone corners do the same. Clarissa sees no one else around and neither Patricia nor Ophelia can detect any other Monsters present. As far as you can tell, the place surrounding the structure is empty.

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Posting here because the site is being stupid about creating a new thread.

There wasn't much to say before we switch to Rommel and I didn't think I'd have time to write this anyway so it's something while I look into writing for Rommel tomorrow. If you have suggestions you recall from last time, let me know, otherwise Imma get goin tomorrow afternoon.

>>400304

Nevermind, threads finally went through

>>370760

Did you get around to this yet?: >>370632

>>399104

Wrong thread.

Head here: >>399062

What's the fifth rule?

>>395547

>>395548

>"thank you, but I can't grant that wish…"

Then again, there's no rule stating that the wish granter can't fraternize with someone when they're no longer a ticket holder.

>>395556

>isekai

I'm not saying isekai can't make for an interesting story in and of itself, but for the sake of this world it seems like an easy out. It's essentially

>suicide

which is worse but mechanically not that much different from isekai in so far as you're removing yourself completely from reality.

>No punishment for bullies, niggers, mudslimes, kikes or commies

Trying to take work from ammit? May as well wish for "world peace" or just say "I wish for 100 wishes" or some such nonsense. If there's no limit to the power of the wishes then resolutions to the problems become too easy.

>>395559

My take on the "MamonoCorp" for a workplace setting that deals heavily with mamono magicks in regards to the wishes while also being grounded with the grim drudgery of what the work actually entails which is dealing with chronically depressed people.

I'd recommend checking my original green text to get an idea of the kinda stories I'm wanting to tell. It's a real sandbox of sadness in terms of the kinda stories you can jump around to without having to worry about too much character development or world building. I think it allows for more compact and digestible tales about valuing life and learning to overcome adversity which are themes that typically resonate with people I think.

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I wish that all the niggers and jews die

>>398758

Clarification: immediately

I wish for the portals to open and the lovely rapegirs from monster girl Encyclopedia to bring about some "vibrant diversity"

>>398655

It was fucking great, almost like a glimpse back into past /v/, before 2007. Anyways, the concept of a horde of eccentric, combat capable individuals brutally beating the shit out of each other in a bid to claim a particular man's sperm pretty much goes hand in hand with mamonos.

<ANON YOU WILL FUCK MY WOMB AND CONTINUE MY BLOODLINE, OR SO HELP ME AMMIT I'LL MAKE YOU DO IT

<DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BOULDER OUT I'LL FUCKING DO IT IF YOU DON'T DO ME

>No way, alp

<ANOOOOOOON

>>398115

>What regulations/adaptations would be put in place for the various types of monstergirl?

Cheshires could be tough if they were allowed to phase-cloak either their entire body to escape a lock, or a limb to make a strike effectively unblockable. Lava Golems, Salamanders and other fire-based girls would probably need their own league and a specialized fireproof arena. Same with amphibious girls, and I'd make part of the arena underwater to add to the possibilities. Flying girls like harpies would probably have their own league too, and matches would probably be more like dogfights as in between aeroplanes, not dogs. I'm not sure how it'd work with slimes. There'd probably have to be a no claws/teeth rule to keep it from effectively turning into a knife fight in terms of fighting style and lethality. A lot of girls would probably prefer something like a mage duel, if that counts. Some of those from the Mist Continent or Zipangu would probably be more into non-mixed Kung Fu and Aikido, respectively.

>Would they find it to be a good place to find husbands?

I'd imagine lizard girls and some others would see it as an extension of their traditional mate-selecting technique.

>How popular would it be?

Probably fairly.

>Which mamono would you love to go a few rounds with?

Assuming I couldn't turn 1 surrender? Hellhounds, jinko, beargirls, bunyips, wolfgirls, ushi-oni, shark mermaids. No shame in losing, and probably get snu snu'd, and if I won I'd get a reputation for being tough, and still probably get snu snu'd.

>>392314

MGE is the foundation of the lore and monstergirls on this board. That's not to say that it isn't freely modified or expanded. But it is what it is.

Well I can't speak for you but I like MGE as a basis for Monstergirl lore.

>>392314

You havin a giggle there mate?

>>392211

I somehow doubt you’re a sociopath if you regret being one.

>>398187

A couple of days ago I read that as

>no one would ever guess a manticore wrote it.

Now that I've re-read it I wonder what the fuck was going on in my head

>>397373

>Business suit snow slut

Good shit

>>376339

>>376340

Had a dream featuring a Lilim recently

She stabbed her nails into my shoulder, complimented my on my spirit energy, then told me to relax. best sleep I've had in weeks

>>397776

I ain't ELH brah, I just saw the pics and posted them here because I was hoping for more chimping for shits and giggles.

However, this is probably good info for Kinkymation at the very least.

>>397205

The Wandering Scholar's travels take him deep into monster territory. Even if he only sits down to interview one girl from each species, he's bound to encounter multiple other examples of those species.

>>390623

I agree, it points to laziness of the creator and that instead of putting in the effort and knowledge to provide a ballpark esitmate they just go "Secret" like the meme of asking about women's weight.

>>397232

Except, the Ushi-Oni are native specifically to Zinpagu.

>>397391

The context was quite clear, you fucking mongoloid. It's describing the entire species.

You guys need to stop defending this tumblrette bullshit. Hell, the main reason I found the dark skin annoying was because of their dress style, art style, and glasses (I actually don't mind changing the skin color by too much, to clarify, so long as the setting isn't the mge world). It's clearly tumblrette style, and the recoloring of the skin just made it worse. Stop fucking defending this bullshit. Defenses like this are why tumblr can enter and destroy good things.

>>398008

I know what a norwegian forest cat is, but how is it an insult?

>>397999

you're implying that the saggy tits pic was what this thread was made for, it wasn't. it was for girls with particularly fertile curvature, not 3dpd tier saggy tits and giant fatrolls. now fuck off, and don't ever post that gay shit here again.

>>397999

This isn't reddit, people are allowed to voice their opinions and displeasure in a manner they want without your consent. If you cannot handle your degenerate filth being ridiculed you should go back to where you belong.

Nigger faggot.

>>345603

Monotheistic (+3)

>Miss me with that poly heresy

Sekhmet (+6)

>Thicc, seems nice, headpattable

Comfort Rural

>I like open space

9 Tokens available

Great forge (-2)

>I like crafting things

Diners (-2)

>Fine dining is great, and gives you somewhere to take your wife

Comfort Control (-3)

>For those creative moments

Increased Endurance (-2)

>Why not

Slice of Life: Hobbies

>Refer back to forge and comfort control

Event: Sexual Release

>better than all that exploration bullshit

>>345653

Ask Hera.

>>387649

Speak for yourself, faggot.

>>397461

Literally the same rules as normal monsterization; transforming into a specific species just requires exposure to “pure” energy from a said species (usually through direct contact with one, or being in an environment where they are the overwhelming majority of the population) and a personality/power level (potential) that is largely compatible with the general profile of the species.

>>396827

Love my friend, so I'm that stereotypical alp. If I was a girl, I'd cuddle him half to death. Our relationship isn't gay though, he's pretty damn straight, and I'm not all that interested in gay sex. Heck, I'd like to have kids anyway.

DotR comes, I'd be happy with a waifu, but also would be happy being the waifu.

Honestly, a succubus is a pretty good deal. I like the horns, wings, and tail, plus you get lewd magic.

>>396827

No, because I am not gay. But I am not dense enough that I wouldn't fuck an alp.

>>397753

>I am not gay. But I am not dense enough that I wouldn't fuck an alp.

I have some bad news for you.

>>397755

>objecting to a man fucking a genetic female capable of bearing his offspring

I have some bad news for you.

>>349065

I'm not exactly sure who will be on the other side of the portal. But I can't say I'm not prepared. A while ago, I decided to go um, you know, full ♂master♂ and change my whole entire house into a ♂dungeon♂ and uh, so that's what I'm doing right now. I'm ♂dungeon♂master♂ with a full ♂dungeon♂ in my house and uh, it's going really well. I'm a ♂master♂ and I don't, I don't enjoy getting tied up or, or uh, being a bottom, so um, I guess, you know, it's part of my personality.

Once they step through their portal into my house, um, then, you know, I'm the ♂master♂. They're not allowed to make requests once they're in my ♂dungeon♂. They'll be bound up once they uh, enter, you know, with ～ThunderRemix～ playing at full blast on the stereo. I have this long, ♂latex♂glove♂ that goes all the way up to my armpit and uh, then I put it on um, a ♂surgical♂latex♂glove♂, just up to my wrist. And just ♂lube♂it♂up♂ and uh, it's a long process, you know, to get your whole arm up there.

My ♂dungeon♂, well, there's three rooms. One is for Japanese torture rock garden. Has a huge rock boulder in the middle of it. And uh, they can get torture in the middle of the room, it's very minimal. And uh, there's a Chinese room, it's uh, like an opium den, um, everything is red and uh, I do some uh, bondage stuff in there and then uh, my main ♂dungeon♂, is uh, is the uh, the lab, I call it the lab, because it's all white. And uh, mirrors everywhere.

>>393193

who's your friend

>>393215

He doesn't have social media, he just draw anime girls for himself

If we combined MGE with KanColle would we get a Naval Gazer?

New thread: >>397691

>>397690

>at the time that the server was made when I joined you were unable to destroy other people's death chests and they weren't able to come get them if they died on your territory, I have no idea if this has changed since I last logged in

>my horse was stolen first

>I work 80 hours a week to afford my medication. Thus unable to play all day, and you asked for my land near midnight, so I had to log in for only five minutes and fuck off cause I wanted sleep

Keep digging for reasons, commie. I'm sure the means of production ain't getting seized over here.