2eb6f4 No.302559 [Last50 Posts]
Post gooey gals and watery wenches
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83f690 No.302851
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33cd43 No.302856
>>302852
>4th pic
You know, incest is fucking heresy, you fucking heretic.
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65030d No.302857
>>302856
Oh come on anon, there's nothing purer than the love of family
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33cd43 No.302864
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46fb4d No.302907
>>302852
>4th pic
No thanks bruh.
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17c4d6 No.302915
>>302852
>>302857
I'm all for the 4th pic as well.
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439673 No.302984
>>302857
Pic 4 is shit because you don't fuck a daughteru who's still in the fucking womb. That said, I wouldn't mind some greentexts of a guy and his monster girl big sis doing cute and lewd things together.
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06487f No.312061
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c5ec0e No.312072
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65030d No.312083
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876d52 No.312158
>>302856
We're all heretics here
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876d52 No.312159
Undine's not really a slime, but it kind of fills that niche of transparent girl.
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be88e9 No.312208
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c026c1 No.312725
>>312158
Just because we're heretics doesn't mean we can't have standards.
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ace80f No.322220
I got a comm that came out nice
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1587fc No.322227
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5b6c5e No.322298
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c4bfaa No.322356
>>322220
It really did. What a cutie.
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cd9cd7 No.322450
>>322220
Nice, but what's up with that stomach?
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32846d No.333708
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f9d5d6 No.333745
Remember, when confronted with a slime, one would do well to remember that they are indeed like a single celled organism (an amoeba specifically) and have a hard time maintaining their membrane in environments of high salinity.
So with this in mind, one would realize, much like a slug, slimes are vulnerable to salt.
So remember, the next time a Shoggy attempts to feed you with "silverware," just add a dash of salt!
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b13cc5 No.333770
>>333745
>much like a slug, slimes are vulnerable to salt
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b13cc5 No.333772
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f9d5d6 No.333777
>>333770
Worst case scenario, the salt doesn't break down her membrane and kill her but turn her into a loli. In which case just apply mores salt and step on her.
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b13cc5 No.333782
>>333745
Forgot to address this
>indeed like a single celled organism (an amoeba specifically)
False, the only slime to contain any form of organelle is the dark slime which contains a nucleus for magic.
>>333777
>Killing little girls
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84926b No.333946
>>333782
Dude, literally in this setting it's…
"In Soviet Demonrealm, loli molests you!"
So don't feign their innocence.
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b13cc5 No.334140
>>333946
>Someone wanted to have sex with me so I killed them
also get lost with your shitty reddit meme
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519c47 No.334141
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28f7a8 No.334148
>>334146
thats xeno you dingus.
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32846d No.335313
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0ee94a No.340264
I require m o a r s l i m e
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bc466e No.340309
>>340302
>Trying to beat a slime with your bare fists
How retarded do you have to be, to try this?
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7cf1e3 No.340323
>>340309
You aim for the core.
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28ebc9 No.340913
>>333946
SpaceBattles pls go.
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3d9342 No.340993
>>340302
>1st pic
Cute. Would love.
Parasite slime is only acceptable if it's a symbiotic relationship like pic. Otherwise it's just wrong.
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23b2d1 No.342890
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32846d No.343406
Inklings/Octolings are practically slime girls.
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84030f No.343566
>>343564
Anon, I'm pretty sure this more of an alp thing.
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8b221b No.344335
>The best thing about being me, there's so many of me!
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23b2d1 No.345240
"How do you like the flowers honey?"
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147f20 No.345246
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930fcf No.346398
wonder if anyone here has this one i saw, can't seem to find it again. was a slime girl type that was made of cheese, sitting on a pizza on one of those little plastic table looking things.
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02a0ab No.346758
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02a0ab No.346759
If the only way to eliminate a slime without a core is to make them evaporate, why aren’t they higher tier monsters? Shouldn’t they be nigh-invulnerable given their ability to reform?
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0480d8 No.346761
>>346759
They're really tough but they're also generally portrayed as a little dim. If you kept your wits about you they'd probably be pretty easy to trick or trap.
(Does anyone have that image of a slimegirl stuck in a hose? I think it was originally for the monstergirls in Anon's front yard greentext.)
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5e18c0 No.349771
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b09223 No.349785
>>333772
anon, pls, Koume is not a monstergirl, she's just creepy cute
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bebf04 No.349797
THE BLOB VS. THE THING!
THE MONSTERGIRL SHOWDOWN OF THE CENTURY!
The thing (monstergirl) is frozen in the antarctic, only to be found by a team of researchers, when suddenly an asteroid falls from the sky, unleashing the blob (monstergirl), the blob goes on to graphically rape the team members, but soon she is challenged by the now reanimated thing, who seeks to claim the handsome men for her own! it's not long before these two hotties clash in the underground research station, while the men try to avoid being raped by the monstergirls, repair the elevator, and escape to the helicopter on the surface!
soon after the men unleash an unexpected third monstergirl who wishes to rape them the shoggoth! watch as she wades into combat with the other two shapeshifty she-beasts!
is there no hope for the poor handsome men?
will they ever escape with their virginity intact?
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18bee0 No.349800
>>349797
If we're going by the 1951 film, the Thing is technically an alraune, mandragora, or matango plant type variant. But if we're going by the 1982 film, it would be along the lines of a doppelganger or shapeshifter.
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02a0ab No.349815
>>349797 (ID check)
>The Thing eats all the 3D and makes them better
Writefags get on it.
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d86ac9 No.349889
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a27217 No.353392
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a27217 No.353394
I wish I had a bowl of waifu jello.
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cb9493 No.353724
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090505 No.353730
>>353724
>It's another humans have to lose to monsters to get the qt monster girls episode
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1010a7 No.353734
>>353730
Why do we always have to lose….
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a27217 No.355548
>>353730
Maybe it just shows that the bad guys aren’t so bad after all
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23c68d No.355567
>>355548
Well can't we have a truce? Jesus, it's like some unspoken rule.
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9ea05c No.355785
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a2ab0f No.357096
The MGE seems to hint at as yet undescribed slime girl types:
> Because of their simple structure, slimes are extremely adaptable. Also, because they are easily influenced by magical energy and the environment, they evolve and transform in various corresponding ways, so there are numerous subspecies.
> It is also said that by continuing to have sex with a human man, or moving to live in another land, they can even change into another slime family monster.
What other types of slime girls do you think would / should / could exist? What do you think they'd be like?
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93e680 No.357099
Here's a cute doujin involving a regular girl, a slime,
and a fat old man
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93e680 No.357101
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93e680 No.357102
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a27217 No.358325
DATE’s making a short series about a slime girl and one chapter’s been translated so far.
https://exhentai.org/g/1221288/abc5b4406f/
Hopefully it will end well but DATE isn’t going to let it.
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bb2d00 No.359917
>>357099
there an exhentai link for this? or you got the artist?
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a27217 No.359922
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7a9822 No.359986
>>357096
I want to see something similar to the Thing, like a proper amalgamation of flesh, though I know that would be too similar to the Shoggoth and probably too grotesque for KC's tastes.
People have been talking about food-based monster girls for awhile and we do have that Humpty egg-abomination. A wine-slime would make a great companion to the Satyros. Honey girls would go well with the various insects, especially since Papillon and Greenworm were revealed recently. Now I want a greentext about a food-slime girl and her husband setting up a shop or restaurant, or bar based on what she is made of.
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a92a17 No.360837
>>359986
> the storm is a blessing and a curse
> your restaurant is barely chugging along
> there's a lot of competition
> everyone says your food is great
> you specialize in dishes using fresh oranges, you have a great deal with some local farmers
> but most restaurants around here have good food
> barely can afford to hire help and you're gradually burning out working long hours doing everything yourself
> you need some kind of edge
> that's where the storm comes in
> this low lying section of the city is under an evacuation warning in case of flooding
> as a result basically everybody has left
> but you plan to ride it out
> you busted your ass waterproofing and fortifying
> you plan to be the first place open after the storm
> hopefully that will get you some loyal customers
> that was a hell of a storm
> power's out and the area did briefly flood a little bit
> mostly just left flotsam but you're sure a few places have water damage
> fortunately your modifications held and your place is bone dry
> you have backup tanks so you can cook even without power
> just need to police the area around your restaurant and you can open-
> Holy shit, is that a body floating in that puddle?!
> Oh God, it stinks like one…
> Is it moving?
> zombiepatientzero.jpg
< "help…."
> really hope you aren't going to regret this
> "Are you OK?"
< "hurts…"
> it's a monster girl!
> one of those blob/slime ones
> there are bubbles fitfully percolating through her body, but not many
> she seems really out of it, like she's barely hanging together
> you have no idea how to provide medical treatment to an amorphous blob
< "please… help me…"
> shit, gotta do something
> "Hang on!"
> you take off your rain coat and try to sort of scoop her up with it so she doesn't break apart
> good grief she reeks, can you really bring her into the restaurant?
> decide to take her to the basement via the back way
> put her in a huge laundry sink leftover from when the building was a multi-family residential home
> still have no idea what to do
> power's out, phones are out, ain't no cavalry coming
> "How can I help you?"
< "uhhhhh…"
> "Please Lady, I'm no doctor. You have to tell me how to help you!"
< "water…"
> dammit, this is going to hurt
> you laid in a large stockpile of potable water in anticipation of the storm but you don't have an unlimited supply
> every bit you give her is that much less you'll have to cook with until municipal services are restored
> but you can't just let her die
> grab a jug and realize you have no idea how slimes drink
> "Should I just pour this over you or…?"
> no response
> oh shit
> wait a minute, why does she need water?
> she was just lying in a pool of water outside
> it hits you like a bolt of lightning: that was SALT water
> she must need the water to flush her system!
> start pouring
> her body soaks it up
> sure enough a few minutes later you see a salty sludge oozing out of her lower puddle and into the sink drain
> she's still unresponsive though
> guess she needs more
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a92a17 No.360838
>>360837
> you've gone through a disturbingly large portion of your stockpile by the time she starts expelling clear fluid
> sigh as you mentally cross quite a few things off of your restaurant's menu
> she's still unresponsive though
> you rack your brain: what else could be wrong with her?
> she does seem awfully small for a slime
> maybe she needs to eat?
> what do slimes eat anyway?
> you've heard that all monster girls like semen but there's no way you're jerking off onto a helpless, unconscious stranger
> well, you do have a fuck ton of one thing
> oranges
> grab one, peel it, and drop a single segment into her
> watch as it sinks into her and starts to dissolve
> actually looks pretty cool
> she doesn't come to, but it didn't seem to hurt her any
> toss in the rest of the orange
< "g…ud…"
> hell yeah, everybody likes farm fresh oranges!
> you spend the next few hours peeling oranges and feeding them to the slime girl
> she finally regains her senses enough to speak a little more coherently
< "more… need more… lost so much mass… give me lots…"
> she holds out a trembling pseudopod barely shaped like a human arm
> shrug your shoulders and give her the bag
> she sucks up the whole thing, rinds and all, and then spits out the plastic net bag
< "Mmph, tank ooo…"
> you drag over a few crates of bagged oranges and some more jugs of water so she can reach them from the sink
> "Will you be OK for a bit? I want to see if I can contact anyone to help you."
> she just nods as she sucks up another bag
> head upstairs and try the phone again
> no luck and the cell towers are still down, natch
> take some time to clean up the flotsam in front of your place and put up the "OPEN" sign
> write on the specials blackboard "YES WE ARE OPEN! JUST RING THE BELL LOUDLY, WE'RE AROUND SOMEWHERE!" and head back to the basement
> the first thing that hits you is the smell
> the stench which you originally mistook for a rotting corpse has been replaced by a wonderful citrus scent
> the source is obvious: your guest polished off almost three crates of oranges in the time it took you to clean up!
> she hums happily to herself as she hoovers up yet another bag and takes a swing from one of the water jugs
> you realize that she's eaten so many oranges she's actually turned orange
> is that normal?
> "Are you OK?"
< "Oh thank you so much! I feel so much better now!"
> "Er, do you think you should maybe slow down a little? I'm not sure it's healthy to eat that much so fast."
< "You might be right. I think I'm saturated to the point where I'm passing nutrients. I'm just so hungry…"
> "You said something earlier about losing mass. What happened to you?"
< "I- I don't remember…"
> "Who are you then? Someone must be worried about you."
> she looks a little scared
< "I don't know!"
> "Hey just take it easy, you went through a lot. I'm sure it will come to you. Once the phones come back up we'll call some help and figure this out."
< "OK…"
> she still looks concerned but you're literally saved by the bell
> you excuse yourself and run upstairs to see two bemused looking utility workers
> you put some coffee on and give them orange strudel you made before the storm as they tell you about the damage they've seen so far
> they thank you for the meal and radio in the news about a rescued slime girl to headquarters
> the disaster coordination HQ says a doctor will be by soon, but the workers warn you that services will be down for a while
> you're pleased to see that the workers take note of your sign as they leave
> by being open now and handing out free food you've earned some goodwill and maybe new customers!
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a92a17 No.360839
>>360838
> it isn't long before the doctor arrives on a white and red hoverbike
> he gives the slime girl a thorough examination, feeds her a lollipop for being a good girl, and then pulls you aside for a private conversation
> "She should be dead. I've never seen a slime take that much damage outside of some kind of deliberate attack. How did you treat her?"
> you quickly explain what you did, showing him the empty water jugs and orange bags
> the doctor is amazed, "Her guardian angel must be working overtime. Not only did you figure out an effective treatment on the fly, but you actually had the supplies to pull it off in the immediate aftermath of the storm."
> "But is it OK that she's orange? She wasn't before."
> the Doctor shrugs, "She is, or at least was, a bubble slime who was hurt so badly she almost stopped effervescing. The amount of salt water she was exposed to not only stripped a dangerous amount of her mass but it also overwhelmed her body's natural ability to process toxins. If we had her in the emergency room we would have done the same thing you did. A full system flush with water and then an aggressive attempt to restore nutrients into her system."
> "The trouble is that a massive shock like that probably would have altered her body no matter what. Slimes are incredibly resilient but they accomplish that by being extremely adaptive. She seems to have assimilated some of the properties of the nutrient source she was first exposed to after the trauma. I'm just glad she found someone who could give her the help she needed."
> well, at least you didn't give her an orange overdose or something
> "You've done so much I'm hesitant to ask for more, but do you mind keeping her here? I'd rather not move her if I don't have to and you've got more supplies here than the shelters anyway."
> you agree and he gives you a crank powered two way radio before leaving
> "Don't hesitate to call if you need help! The amnesia is normal for her condition and should be temporary. I'll try to figure out who she is so her family will know she's OK."
> you only have a few more customers for the rest of the day
> utility workers and a few cops
> none of them have any cash (what the hell would be open now?), but they all compliment the food and some of them explicitly say that they'll tell their friends about your place
> you're feeling pretty good when you close up for the night
> that's when you hear the moaning
> you rush to the basement expecting to find the slime girl exploded or on fire or something
> instead she's tossing and turning in the sink with her eyes closed
> is she having a nightmare?
> you tentatively reach towards her, unsure if you should shake her awake "Are you OK?"
> she mumbles something about being dark and cold as she unconsciously reaches out to grasp you hand
> the physical contact immediately calms her and she stops writhing as a beatific look comes to her face
> she seems so peaceful you don't have the heart to pull lose
> awkwardly pull a chair over with your foot and somehow manage to fall asleep sitting with your hand trapped by the slime sleeping in your sink
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9bb3bf No.360841
>>360839
Good shit so far.
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dfe01d No.360843
>>360839
I'm not generally one for slimes. But this is cute.
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554087 No.360931
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a2b73f No.361017
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a92a17 No.361083
>>360839
> you wake up on your bed in your room above the restaurant
> you're sore from sleeping in the chair but how did you end up-
> Oh shit! You slept in way too late! You have to open or all this will have been for nothing!
> you're grateful you're still wearing yesterday's clothes as you practically tumble down the stairs
> only to find that the restaurant is already open?
> there's a small crowd of utility workers and cops drinking coffee and eating pastries
> and the place smells amazing
> there's the usual smell of fresh coffee but there's something new
> the now familiar citrus scent of the slime girl
> you see her digging through one of the plastic bins you sealed the pastries in to help them keep
> she notices you and looks a little sheepish
< "Oh, good morning. I'm sorry I kept you up. That chair looked pretty uncomfortable so I thought I'd let you sleep in. Some people came to the door looking for food so I let them in and gave them coffee and these pastries you have here. I hope that's OK…"
> "Er- I would have preferred if you told me, but it looks like things are going OK. Keep holding the fort while I grab some things."
> you run to the basement to grab some supplies
> run back upstairs, fire up the propane grill, and start pressing oranges
> soon the slime girl is shuttling stacks of pancakes and pitchers of fresh squeezed orange juice to the emergency personnel
> you didn't even need to ask, she just saw that you needed help and did it
> your new customers all seem to love her
> they're all dirty, smelly, and exhausted - you suspect some of them haven't slept since the storm
> but they all cheer up when she splorches up to them with a tray full of fresh food and a smile
> the fact that she looks like a cute girl and smells amazing probably helps
> it gets busier and everything becomes a blur
> you don't worry about money or rationing or anything
> you just keep the griddle, coffee maker, and orange press going so that when hungry people come in there will be something to eat and drink
> so you're pretty surprised when a some soldiers march into the kitchen
> "We've got the water tank trailer set up in the alley. Will that work for you?"
> "What?"
> "This is the rally point right? We were told the rally point for this lane was running low on potable water and to deliver a new tank."
> the slime girl sticks her head into the kitchen looking even more sheepish than she did before
< "I… might have mentioned that we were running low on water. I didn't think they'd do all this."
> "What do they mean rally point?"
> she gestures for you to look
> you step out of the kitchen for the first time since this morning to see what looks like a kicked over ants nest
> utility workers, soldiers, and police are milling about everywhere
> senior looking men have pushed some tables together to hold a map of the district and are ordering people to one place or another as they arrive
> people are constantly coming and going, and the slime girl is constantly welcoming them to your restaurant and offering them refreshments
> "I, uh, I might need some more food and propane for this many people."
> "No problem. I'll send word for a truck."
> you numbly go back to the kitchen and keep working
> no wonder the demand for food and drink never slowed down…
> the power and phones come back on around sunset and the workers clear out soon after
> you get handshakes from the gaggle of older men who were directing the day's activities from your dining room
> they stick some papers under your nose and ask you to sign
> a "Requisition Reimbursement" form?
> you're too tired to think straight so you comply without thinking
> once they're gone you lock up and stagger upstairs to your bedroom
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a92a17 No.361084
>>361083
> you're just about to fall asleep when you hear a knock at the door
> Good grief! The slime girl! How could you have forgotten about her?!
> she's wrapped herself in a waterproof tarp like a blanket and gives you a plaintive look
< "I had a nightmare. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
> wait, your momma warned you about monster girls, "You aren't going to rape me, are you?"
> she gives you a sad, scared look that makes you feel like an absolute asshole
> "Oh, OK, come on in."
> you both plop down on opposite sides of the bed, back to back
> you try to get to sleep but now that you're awake again your mind is spinning
> Did anyone pay you today? Will you get any customers out of this? WILL she rape you?
> your worrying is interrupted by a whimpering sound
> the slime girl is making panicked little noises in her sleep and muttering "Keep it together…" over and over again
> you aren't sure what to do, but last time…
> you roll over, give her a hug from behind, and hold one of her hands in yours
> once again she immediately calms down, and this time she snuggles into you
> you feel a little guilty spooning her in her sleep but she's wrapped in a tarp so it's not like you can do anything bad to her, right?
> plus apparently she needs some human contact to keep her from having nightmares, right?
> and it does feel kind of nice holding her like this…
> you wake up with a start
> something has you trapped!
> oh wait, it's just the slime girl cuddling your arm
> crap
> you pull your arm loose, "Oh gosh, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have grabbed you!"
> she sits up and smiles at you
< "It's OK. I know you didn't mean anything by it."
> "I still shouldn't-"
< "I should be the one apologizing. I shouldn't have put you in this situation."
> her face falls
< "I just keep having that horrible nightmare…"
> now you really feel like a jerk, "Do you want to talk about it?"
< "I don't recall exactly. I think I'm remembering drowning. The cold, dark seawater trying to dissolve me."
> she puts on a brave face
< "I guess now I know how all of my meals felt!"
> you aren't sure if you're supposed to laugh at that
> you decide to sidestep the issue, "You've helped me out so much, but I don't even know your name."
> her smile makes you feel warm inside
< "One: you saved my life. I'm happy to help you. Two: I don't know it either, remember?"
> "Just calling you 'slime girl' seems a little rude."
< "How about Titrate then? I definitely changed color due to a reaction!"
> "What?" that seems like an awfully big word for a slime. As a matter of fact she uses a lot of-
< "Hey, look at the time! Don't you need to do all that human stuff to prepare for the day?"
> damn she's right, you quickly excuse yourself to get ready
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a92a17 No.361086
>>361084
> you are so glad municipal services have been restored, your hot shower is heavenly
> once again when you head down the slime g- Titrate has put some coffee on and opened up
> there are already two policemen placing orders
> Titrate is wearing linemen's gloves and a pair of mens' water proof work boots
> she must have picked them up yesterday to keep herself from sliming everything she touched or walked on
> kind of cute, the over sized gloves and boots make her look like a character from one of your Japanese animes
< "Hey Anon! Do we have any pastries left?"
> "No sorry, we're low on just about everything except water and military rations. I'm even almost out of oranges! At least those ration packs include coffee."
> the cops tell you not to worry, the evacuation order has been lifted and regular shipments should resume soon
> it's a much slower day
> the utility guys finished up yesterday so you mostly see a few cops and a trickle of families returning to their homes
> you end up giving away most of the leftover army rations to families who didn't stockpile or whose stockpiles were washed out
> still the only restaurant (or food store) open!
> an army truck swings by to pick up the water tank now that water service is restored
> better yet, one of your suppliers shows up in a small convoy of beat up old pickup trucks
> bunch of redneck brothers who all got proactively dated by a pack of hellhounds
> you can tell they mostly came into town to gawk at the damage but they still brought you a bunch of supplies
> and some wild fowl they shot on the way in
> "SPECIAL: GRILLED GAME BIRD - FRESH CAUGHT!"
> you and Titrate are having a little mini Christmas unpacking everything when you hear a familiar voice on the TV
> you stare open mouthed as a you watch tape of a Ratatoskr with an enormous rack interviewing Titrate in your restaurant's dining room last night
> the Ratatoskr is talking up how loyal monster citizens are pitching in to support the relief effort
> Titrate seems a little dumbfounded but she manages to work in the name of your restaurant between the Ratatoskr praising monsterkind and ogling a topless soldier trying to dry out his wet shirt
> the segment even closes with an outside shot of your place, clearly showing the sign!
> you give a war whoop, grab the startled slime girl, and twirl her around
> "YOU MAGNIFICENT MONSTER! WE JUST GOT A FREE TV SPOT!"
> things get back to normal over the next few days
> except now you have a live in employee
> Titrate is the best waitress you've ever had
> she's friendly and patient, even with difficult customers
> her amazing citrus scent complements everything on your menu
> you swear that scent even brings in foot traffic
> you're really going to miss her when her memory comes back
> you're ashamed to admit you're going to miss sleeping with her too
> every night she starts out in her sink, but ends up knocking on your door and giving you sad puppy eyes until you let her into your bed
> every night you start out back to back, but end up cuddling by morning
> you feel like a rapist or something despite the fact that she never once complains
> you can't shake the feeling that you're taking advantage of her night terrors to manhandle her
> but it feels so good just to lie there with her in your arms, protecting her from her nightmares…
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a92a17 No.361088
>>361086
> business is much better at least
> turns out that "Requisition Reimbursement" from the government was extremely generous, it more than paid for all the supplies you gave away
> and all the good word of mouth and the spot on the news have paid off
> now you're a regular morning stop for cops and municipal workers coming on and off duty
> local families come by more frequently too
> that segment must have run on the Monster News Network multiple times because you also see a big increase in monster customers
> so you aren't that surprised when a fancy air car pulls up just as you're closing and a human accompanied by three posh looking bubble slimes jump out
> "Hey Titrate, do you mind working a little late? I hate to send people away."
> no response
> "It's OK if you don't want to-" you turn to see her frowning at looking at her feet
> you're about to ask her what's wrong when the door practically explodes inwards
> "Titrate!"
> you're almost bowled over by the man and slimes rushing to hug your best ever waitress
> "Sweetie, we were so worried about you! We thought you had died!"
> "The doctor told us what happened!"
> "We'll all work together to fix your current condition!"
> their happy babble continues but you notice that Titrate is still frowning and looking at the floor
> the man walks over to you, "Sir, I'd like to thank you for saving my daughter's life. I can assure you that Egret Chemicals will see to it that you're amply rewarded. I'll have the money men contact you in the morning. Now come Titrate, it's time to go home."
< "No."
> "Sweetie, don't you want to come home with Mommy and Daddy and your sisters?"
< "No."
> "Oh no, Jonathan! Her memory hasn't returned yet!"
< "No. My memory came back the first morning after."
> "But sweetie, why-"
< "I remember everything. I remember the wind shearing off the lighting rod array. I remember going out to try to fix it. I remember fucking up and being too slow as usual. I remember the lighting hitting the fuel tanks and Offshore Research Site #5 exploding. I remember being thrown into the ocean."
< "I especially remember that. I still have nightmares about it. I remember the agony of the cold seawater tearing me to pieces. It felt like days before I washed ashore. An eternity of desperately willing my body not to break apart."
< "But then Anon saved me. He didn't ask for anything or expect repayment. He just did it because it was right. He was willing to burn through almost half his precious water stockpile on the off chance it might save me. He took me in and gave me shelter and food. He protected me from my nightmares. Since then I've been so happy. Here I'm not the 'dumb sister'. Here I'm not the last one to understand the equation. Here I'm not the one everybody always has to simplify explanations for."
> she's… crying
< "I like it here. I can make people smile here. I can give people a good meal or a hot cup of coffee and brighten up their whole day. But most of all I like being with Anon."
> she turns to you and tries to smile through the tears
< "I'm sorry I lied to you Anon. I took advantage of your kindness. I was just so afraid that once you knew I knew who I was that you'd expect me to go back. I never want to leave you Anon. You're the first person who ever cared about me just for me. Not as one of the Three Chemistry Sisters or an heir to the Egret Chemicals fortune. Please let me stay."
< "I love you."
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a92a17 No.361090
>>361088
> you closed a little early today for a "Private Party"
> a bit disingenuous since it's YOUR private party but whatever
> you're a little sore from the old man slapping you on the back so much
> chemist or not, you're definitely his favorite son-in-law tonight
> Titrate's parents were a trifle nonplussed to lose one of their research chemists
> but it looks like giving them a grandchild makes up for it
> everyone is laughing and cheerfully congratulating you and Titrate
> but the real star of the show is little Photosynthesis
> you can practically see Filtrate and Electrolysis catching the Babies Rabies as they take turns holding their gurgling, cooing, citrus scented niece
> hope their husbands are drinking plenty of fluids…
> Titrate's busy handing out refreshments and gently teasing her sisters about beating them for once
> you used to worry that she might eventually regret giving up her fancy life to work in a restaurant
> but you can see how content she is, surrounded by the people she cares about and doing simple, concrete things to make them happy
> you surprise her with a gentle hug from behind
> she closes her eyes and rests her head on your chest, smiling
> you love her so much
> when this all started you were hoping to make your business more successful
> that did happen, but you ended up with something even much better
> a family
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554087 No.361100
>>361090
wholesome
thanks for the writefag
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c31dc0 No.361176
>>361090
Great stuff writefag. The story was perfectly done.
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604265 No.361177
>>361090
Nice. Also saved it for reading again.
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9bb3bf No.361182
>>361090
w h o l e s o m e
One of the few times not having lewds elevates the readingexpesrience.
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2c828b No.361213
>>361090
I… I… I'm not misting up here! You're misting up!
Great stuff.
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1d4f32 No.364139
I took an Erubetie model from Deviantart and made it VRchat ready.
She's got lots of jigglebones.
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50c9d0 No.364199
I'm trying to figure out the physics of shagging a lava golem. Her body is, as a ballpark estimate, 150% more dense than your dick, so this might make thrusting a bit challenging even if her viscosity is low.
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3f5590 No.364203
>>364199
Come on, haven't you ever heard the expression "My dick is diamonds?"
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738450 No.364298
>>364199
Her pussy is rather soft. Plus hot, wet and tight.
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5df4d1 No.378962
>getting a wild slime to put underwear on to take it off to feel embarrassed about showing her breasts
Dogeza de tanondemita is fucking great.
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985473 No.379244
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039388 No.379251
>>364199
The problem that always bothered me is how do you figure out where the sexy lava ends and the deadly burning lava begins?
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662782 No.379332
>>379251
I'd have to agree with you there. There is no question that she's sexy but damn it I don't want to be roasted alive. With all that being said I doubt she'd ever willingly put her husband in danger.
Does anyone here have a picture of a slime girl that looks like Hatsune Miku?
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bc4578 No.381348
Mune, le gardien de la lune
>2014 French film, co-starring a girl made of wax named Glim
I'd say she qualifies as slime, definitely operates that way in her mobile state. She solidifies whenever she gets cold (at night, underwater) and thaws when the sun is out. She describes herself as a dawn/dusk girl because she can't be out in direct light TOO long or she'd lose her humanoid form and melt into a puddle.
The film is mostly 3D animated but there is a segment in it ("Land of Dreams") where she and Mune are drawn 2D.
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885747 No.381349
>>379251
>>379251
How new are you? MAMONO MANA always protects the husband.
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039388 No.381544
>>381349
I get that the lava golem is harmless, but unless she's the entire volcano she would be still be surrounded by regular lava.
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55b9d8 No.381547
>>381544
I imagine it wouldn't be too hard for her to either absorb it into harmless lava or wiggle the harmfull stuff off like water on rubber.
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9d1cc5 No.382375
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Slime#Monstergirls
>The green Bubble Slime has a unique chemical composition that causes her to constantly secrete bubbles of noxious-smelling gas. As a side-effect, she's no longer as sticky and cohesive as other slimes, making her grapples easier to escape. However, her substance is a powerful and addictive aphrodisiac, which eventually leaves her victim dependent upon regular ingestions of her drug-like mass. She was one of the first of the grimdark mamono.
What did they mean by this?
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f9ed6c No.382439
>>382375
If you're referring to the "grimdark mamono" part, it refers to how some of MGE's monsters have some unintentionally dark entries. I can immediately think of monsters such as the Matango (whose spores turn women into matango which causes them to release spores as well which can easily turn an entire village of unsuspecting human women into fungoid monsters and it's menfolk into what amounts to Cordyceps-infested zombies. Assuming a strong enough wind scatters the spores, matangoes could potentially infect an entire country, making them more of an apocalyptic plague then a sexy mushroom girl) the Humpty Egg (which is a JubJub egg that basically aborts itself and turns into living egg yolk just to have sex as soon as possible) and Mindflayers (who are capable of mindcontrolling women into acting like mindless, basically lobotomized, dick-obsessed sluts for the sole purpose of feeding the monster with the memories of the sex, turn their husbands into semen-dispensing squid monsters, and her powers, at least until KC clarified in an FAQ, had potential to be used for NTR-related shit) as the examples of "If you just barely read the entries, you might think this is the most fucked-up shit ever" monsters. Most of the grimdark mamono interpretations come from KC being too excessively descriptive about how great monster sex feels and not descriptive enough when it comes to the extent of monster girl's capabilities/origins, to the point where he needs to clear misconceptions up in FAQs rather than write the articles so that dark interpretations like that never happen in the first place. He's been getting better in regards to that as of late though. Matango however are just straight up bad. They legitimately need to get purged with fucking flamethrowers because that spore-infection shit is like The Last of Us as written by Slaanesh. If I even saw a matango pop up in a village I lived in, that would be grounds for the neighborhood getting quarantined, the rest of the villagers being evacuated, and the town being purged in a fiery exterminatus. Even fellow monster girls would suffer from their existence since all available men are screwing the nearest matango, and monsters have a "If he's taken, he's off limits" rule as mentioned by KC, and that's also assuming that monstergirls themselves can't be infected by spores. No amount of mushroom QTs like Kino are worth the risk of human and non-Matango monstergirl extinction
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9d1cc5 No.382444
>>382439
>spoiler
I don't see anything wrong with them.
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8ec91d No.382455
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65b532 No.382456
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888ac8 No.382457
>>382456
>>382455
Show me exactly what's wrong with them.
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5cbf64 No.382467
>>382439
honestly the matango is what happens when kc sticks to hard to the source material. give it a few changes like:
>spores just act like an (possibly hallucinogenic) aphrodisiac when inhaled, causing nearby towns to just go fuck crazy instead of shroom crazy, unless heavily exposed/coated in it (fell in the damn pit for example)
>heavy exposure will transform females into matango and cause men to fuck the nearest matango in a drug-fueled frenzy from spore overload
>when dicked, the matango releases heavier, "fertilized" spores that settle to the ground and sprout your kid-matangos eventually
>(optional) the bitch can unroot and walk, and only puts out spores when rooted/fucked (nutrients)
and we wouldnt have batted an eye
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780678 No.382695
>>361090
Cute Greentext.
Please tell me you have other greentexts and have pastebined them. Or pastebin equivalent now that they have gone full taliban- faggot on sex.
As a thanks for that heart boner here is some slime girl hentai my mizone: warning contains handholding and sex for the purposes of procreation
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780678 No.382696
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780678 No.382697
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780678 No.382698
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780678 No.382699
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93e680 No.382700
>>381544
1 fugg with a lava golem and u have mamono mana in you that protects you from lava the same as the girl herself.
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c14935 No.382785
So i was having this brain thing that other people call having a thought and I might have stumbled upon some thing less than wholesome.
Queen slimes: the amalgamation of one slime multiplying into many but none of them every completely separate from the main slime. These Buds, as i will call them, are the result of an attempt to reproduce with said slime by doing the ol' bump n' grind with a man. So if the Buds the come from the main slime are technically their children, so is a queen slime not just a giant incest reverse gangbang? Thoughts?
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a27217 No.382789
>>382785
Through what would normally produce children you are not actually creating offspring, but are creating additional bodies that the "mother" shares sense, mind, and has absolute control over. These are of solely the mother's genetic code, do not separate from the mother and are somewhat extensions of the mother rather than a new being (child). Think of it as less creating children but expanding the slime.
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c237d3 No.382806
>>382700
You could also wear her as a suit and be impervious to cold as well. She just needs to be fueled with semen.
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304457 No.382808
>>382699
Loving a shapeshifter for her for her true self is patrician tier.
>>382785
there's actually a story exploring the idea (among other things, it is primarily a transformation story) in the over bump limit monsterization thread:
>>354240
The idea used there is that a single mind develops superhuman multitasking abilities and controls all of the bodies simultaneously. One of the specific examples used is being so good at multitasking that she can play a videogame against herself. Secret ultimate purified /cuckquean/ monstergirl? She satisfies the fetish by simulating/roleplaying cucking herself with herself. No NTR required?
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c9c5ba No.387899
>>381348
Another QT, this time from a live-action movie, is "Bubble" from Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. I found her pretty cute, not a bad job by Rihanna, a little underutilized.
Next up: Wendy Blob from Hotel Transylvania: The Series. I've taken all kinds of vid clips of her pudgy cuteness.
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703887 No.387900
>>382457
it's a horror movie monster in a smut setting, basically. That's what mge-fags see wrong with them, i guess.
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7bff1f No.394878
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a49b62 No.394942
>>382375
An autistic obsession with wanting MGE to be as edgy and grimderp as possible because they cant let people enjoy things.
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7e7f7a No.394948
>>394942
its almost the same thing that edgelords from cuck /tg/ do with paladins in dnd campaigns their puberty was rough so they do everything and anything that is possible to ruin shit for others by trying to actively ruin fun things.
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039388 No.399015
Artificial lava is still lava, right?
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7979e0 No.399023
>>399015
If you read the pictures in chronological order it's a bitter tragedy (not that the real life events weren't, obviously).
> (4) A nuclear accident creates a kaiju girl.
> (2) The newborn monster wakes up, stretches, and looks around with wide eyed wonder at her surroundings. She's especially curious about the tiny little things running around at her feet.
> (1) She finally gets a good look at one of the things. They're people, just like her. Teeny tiny little people existing at the comically low energy state of mere molecular reactions, but people all the same. For just an instant her heart leaps with joy. She somehow knows that she wants to be around people and to help them. Deep in her core she knows that's what she was created for. But she quickly comes to a horrifying realization. Something has gone very, very wrong. She was never meant to interact with the little people like this. She realizes she's killing them. And right now, right this very instant, she isn't hurting some abstract idea of a person. She's killing the sad looking little man standing in front of her. Unbidden, white hot radioactive tears start running down her cheeks.
> (5) She can't help what she is. She may not want to be utterly inimical to all organic life but it doesn't really matter what she wants. So she watched with relief as they buried her in sand and graphite. She watched mute and unresisting as they hastily built a sarcophagus around her. Now, for the good of the world, she's the ultimate hikikomori. She tries to deal with the crippling loneliness by distracting herself with videogames. She finished reading and rereading the Soviet technical documents scattered about long ago. She has them all memorized by now. Occasionally she sets up chairs and pretends to give a report on current reactor status to imaginary plant workers. It makes her feel a little better but it doesn't take long for the farce to wear thin and remind her of how alone she is.
> She used to make eerily beautiful lava art but doesn't have the energy these days. She doesn't have nearly as much energy as she used to in general. Sometimes she dreams that she's dead. That all of her reactions have finally died out. That it's finally safe for her to be around people. She imagines them praising her for being a good girl. A good girl who didn't break out of confinement and hurt people. Even though she knows she did. She tries not to think about the past. Her secret dream is that one of the people will be a nice boy. That he'll lie down next to her and hold her. No sex, no crazy lewd shenanigans. Just a hug. That would be enough for her. When it gets really bad she can't stop obsessing over the morbid thought that she won't deserve so much as a hug until she's dead. Because she's really a BAD girl who KILLED people and-
> bleep bloop beep
> Haha! Testris is such a fun game!
> hahaha…
Goddamn it. The more I think about it the more depressed I get. Maybe the portals open and MAMONO MANA just fixes everything so she can come out. Then when kaiju attack the military lures them to the exclusion zone where Core chan beats them senseless as the entire nation of Ukraine cheers her on.
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40b585 No.399345
>>399023
I did not ask for these feels, could I interact with core-chan if I wore a hazmat suit laced with lead?
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40b585 No.399346
>>399023
what about pic 3 though,she can atleast get a good nights kiss
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66d6ea No.399410
>>399345
At 12000 roentgen you could stand next to her for 90 seconds in maximum protective gear
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49dabf No.399437
>>399410
If you managed to nut in her within that time limit do you think you'd incubize into a radioactive kaiju's husbandu fast enough to survive?
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9afb0d No.399439
>>399437
>implying MAMONOMANA is weak enough to allow dead husbandos
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9cf1b4 No.399455
Do slimes need to work out?
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83ce97 No.399483
>>399455
Not like we do, but they would rather work on their shape maintaining/changing abilities for obvious reasons. The slime in your image needs a lot of "strength" and willpower to maintain a sexy shape like that.
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039388 No.399511
>>399437
Probably, but Core-Chan's fallout will have turned most of the surrounding wildlife into hungry monsters. You'll have to get past them if you want to cheeki her breeki and become master of the Zone.
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