/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

All undead girls are instant 10/10s to me.

>>382121

She kinda reminds me of Sylvie with the face markings. Looks like the type that would blush profusely like most others when you give them headpats too.

Could you imagine getting any privacy for sex with a screamer like this?

>>382123

>All undead girls are instant 10/10s to me.

Good to know but what does that have to do with fae like this?

>>382121

Nice, but need to wait on someone who can read moonrunes to post a TL;DR

>>382121

>big titty goth

I don't think I have an image that can properly convey how I'm feeling at the moment.

>>382121

KC has become the Christmas spirit with this.

>>382138

Agreed, now how long until he finally gets around to making a Phoenix entry?

>>382121

>Banshee

>her banner is a genie

That must be a mistake. I don't think that genie is suppoused to be there.

>>382157

How much do you think she screams during sex? I'd put on Brocas Helm for the refrences, but we all know how people feel about embedding youtube.

>>382147

How long until he gets around to making a Leprechaun entry?

>>382121

I'll bet:

Usually quiet girl, sometimes depressed about pretty much everything, but will softly radiate happiness if you show her even the tiniest display of affection.

On the other hand, give her a vigorous dicking and she will scream so loud, even the dead will come at your door with a noise complain.

The trick is: if anyone talks to her about it, she'll act very embarrassed, while in truth, she'll take it as the highest praise towards you and her sexual compatibility.

>>382161

The MGE books promised me a Balrog monster girl. Where is the Balrog? Where are heroes running on ancient dilapidated Dwarven ruins, from the approaching red hot glow of a being that puts the thirst of a pack of Hellhounds to shame?

Hold on, she's not an undead?

>>382165

>>382166

In modern medias, Banshees are undead (see Warcraft, for example); however, in their original Welsh/Scottish folklore, they are closer to fairies.

>>382169

It's hard for me to not see them as something like ghost fairies.

Imagine the cuddles

>Banshee

Sorry, I couldn't resist

>>382166

I basically knew them as exclusively undead but some of the posts in this thread had me wondering.

>>382169

I had more Fable 2 in mind than Warcraft.

Finally, an new Irish monster girl! Glad to see more profiles from my ancestral home. By the way /monster/, what monsters from your ancestry has KC done?

>>382198

Nothing, but I can't blame the man because the choices are next to nonexistant.

>>382198

My family comes from the islands of Scotland and we be had some genetic testing done and were about half Norwegian and half Celtic, so the new banshee, Valkyrie, and Ratatoskr.

>new cutie who gives the most erotic and loud moans

>can't do exhibitionism thanks to this

>>382199

Are you sure? You have some remote ancestory to have few mythological choices. I mean, what kind of monster girls would exist for you?

>>382200 (Nice digits)

>1st pic

>>382204

I love the aural part of sex, not just the base sounds of desire and ecstasy, but also the sweet nothings comforting your waifu, the impromptu love poetry that'd make Solomon blush, and the letting yourself go and giving your most hidden, intimate thoughts to the one you trust the most.

If that's part of the description, she'd be in my top 25, if not top 10. What is this, the sixth good girl in a row KC created?

>>382163

Considering what the MGE entries are usually like, I'm guessing that she uses sobbing to lure compassionate men and uses her scream to dibilitate them

>>382169

Media is already plural

>>382164

I wanna see how KC manages a Pegasus design already.

>>382224

I want official Quetzalcoatl and Chupacabra monstergirls.

>>382230

Axolotl are Latino Sabbath Leaders, since they stay neotenic all their lives, and have crazy regenerative powers, so they also can live indefinitely.

>>382224

A horsepussy with wings that whinnies like a divebombing stuka before impaling herself on your dick

>>382232

Wings on her lady back or her horsey back?

>>382200

Do you think a banshee could make her husbando a Christmas sweater from her tears?

>>382235

On her horsey back, but out of the way of husbando's riding spot if they wanna fly to the grocery store

>>382245

Not enough snu-snu or not enough cuddling

>>382247

>Screams blow up neighbourhood from lack of sex and cuddles

>Screams blow up neighbourhood because sex and cuddles with husbando

If you're next door to this girl you ain't winnin

>That see through dress

Is this the closest KC's come to actually drawing a vagina in one of the profile illustrations?

>>382198

None, too irrelevant for that.

Writefags do ya thang

>>382200

>2nd picture

>anti-POV

i am upset by this development

>>382280

Gib prompt, all I can think of is the generic "Dared to walk into cemetery at night, encounter spooky widow."

>>382249

Why would you even want to live within 10 miles of other people?

>>382286

Ok. Two kids are childhood friends, boy and girl respectively. Girl dies from whatever and boy is sad. However many years later to not make it /ss/ and boy get visited by girl, now a banshee, and they hug and shit. Maybe do some romance shit or leave it up to the imagination.

>>382286

Depressed banshee who is in a all time low conforted by childhood friend wholesomeness appreciated

>>382280

As you command.

>Sitting around at home doing jack shit.

>Get text from a friend that he won some tickets or something to some to a metal concert to some band I've never heard of.

>Wants me to come cause I'm the only one without plans.

>fuck you I have plans, I plan to set here in this chair and do jack shit.

>Begs me to come and I end up caving.

>Looks like I'm going to a metal concert.

>Be at the concert, it's already packed and I'm rubbing shoulders with my friend on my left and some huge guy with hair down to his lower back on my right.

>Just know I'm going to get slapped in the face by his sweaty mop before the night's over.

>Already regret being here but it's too late to leave now.

>I don't even know who's playing, didn't care to ask.

>Close enough to the stage to get a good look at the band playing, about what I expected too.

>A bunch of guys dressed in black and adorned in silver skull accessories.

>The singer, however, was a woman.

>Really tall for a woman, skin so pale that I'm half convinced it's just makeup, she looked like she'd been crying a river before she came on stage, her eyeliner was running all the way down her cheeks.

>Was that intentional? It had to be.

>The music played and it was as loud as I expected.

>The singer, however, was far louder.

>Between lyrics, she let out a wail so shrill that I had chills running down my spine even though the room was sweltering hot due to all the bodies in her.

>It wasn't bad though, the music was actually quite good.

>Actually got to enjoy myself listening to her sing.

>I didn't even get whip in the face by the guy next to me.

>Eventually the concert was over and I start shuffled off to go back to my friend's car.

>Feel a hand on me and look to see my friend tell me I'm going the wrong way, the backroom is this way.

>What?

>Tells me that part of the prize was getting to me the band that just played in person.

>The night was not yet over it seemed.

>And so we were backstage, my friend getting all chummy with most of the members of the band while I sat on the sofa.

>With their singer sitting right next to me.

>Staring at me with those unnatural ice blue eyes of hers.

>Feel cold all over again.

>Hahaha… oh wow… y-you go all out with the makeup and stuff huh?

>She doesn't say a word.

>Uuuh… you… have a nice voice?

>God this is awkward as hell.

>I was never good with women in the first place and that was when they weren't looking directly into my soul.

<"Thank you…"

>Her response was nearly a whisper but I could hear it as clear as day, like every other sound in the room dimmed so she could be heard.

>Try to make things less awkward by asking more questions, mostly about how long she's been in the band and such.

>She responded intently enough and we pass the time.

>Don't hear my friend anymore, look over to see he and the other band members have all gone.

>I am along with the creepy lady.

>Look back to see her inches from my face.

<"What's your name?"

>A-… Anon?

<"Anon… I like that name."

>Now that she's this close, leaning forwards enough for her cleavage to be right in my line of sight in that low cut top… she was kind of cute… in a creepy way.

<"Anon… do you want to exchange numbers?"

>Girl asked for my number.

>Automatically say yes, because fuck, I might never get a chance like this again!

>She smiles for the first time since we started talking, a small smile but that seemed only to make it more prominent.

>We exchange details and talk a bit longer before my friend returns to take me home.

>and that's how I got a creepy goth girl's number!

Not my best stuff, but it's what I could cook up with what little we know if her for now.

>>382299

Pretty good stuff

I wonder if banshees hate siren like the rivalry between shogs and kikimoras

>>382269

>>382251

>>382278

Some sweet drawings, love it when a new girl is released

>>382293

STANDING

Translation when

>>382299

Not bad, bretty gud

>>382121

>>382230

Something about introverted lonley gloomy girls that people find appealing.

>>382318

ON THE EDGE

>>382211

I mean, I guess there's always buckriders? Everything else is mostly a carbon copy knockoff of other mythology. Except maybe our take on gnomes.

>>382317

LOL, nice try anon! I'm actually British and around 1/4 Irish, with the rest being Welsh,Scottish and English.

>>382341

Oh okay, then carry on Celtic man.

>>382303

Sure hope artists take that angle.

>Pop v. Metal

>But with hot monster chicks

>>382343

Set it up like Brutal legend, final boss is Miku who got mannamo mana'd and her grimlin stage effects / upgrade manager.

Is there a translation yet? Im still in the dark about her other than she exists

>>382299

>even though the room was sweltering hot due to all the bodies in her

Damnit anon.

Man, this girl would be awesome for vocals in a metal band, methinks.

>>382368

>Oh, you like to sing? You in a band?

<I'm not in a band, per say, but me and my friends travel from kindergarten to kindergarten and sing childrens' songs. Like London Bridge, Father Jacob, that sort of songs. The kids love it. I hope to have some of my own one day…

I think it would be cute with a happy go lucky banshee.

>>382371

>She sings nursery rhymes in screamo

translation when

>>382368

If you did have a bandshee waifu would you be playing on stage with her or would it be an all monster group?

Had a green text idea for this

>>382332

THE HOTTER THE INTENSITY

>>382374

I'd just be one of the rodies since I can't perform, but I can do shit with electronics and lift heavy shit.

>>382121

Translation when?

>>382391

What other Hel-related mamonos do you think we're getting?

Additionally, if she easily cries both when she's sad AND happy and it causes her to be ravished, doesn't this almost definitely mean she'll cry to the point of her tears becoming lube?

>>382391

You know, this monster would probably make a pretty good yandere. Kill the man they are into, and after reviving them they'll have no choice but to have sex with them or die.

Also, sexual attraction to her crying? That could lead to some awkward situations.

>Be Anon

>See wife watching news

>She cries as the news talks about a terrible disaster that has left hundreds destitute

>Try to comfort her while hiding a boner

>>382391

>>382393

>They are tears of happiness, because she knows Hel shall bless the land, and turn it into an undead kingdom.

>>382393

Reminds me of this.

>>382392

>What other Hel-related mamonos do you think we're getting?

If you follow KC’s twitter Q&A’s, he’s retroactively made most high-level undead blessed by Hel.

If you mean direct champions/envoys, Banshee’s probably it: all other mentioned gods only have one or two explicit servant races to their names, and having more than one psychopomp would be redundant.

Do you think she floats or does the little tiptaps without shifting her dress?

>>382391

>Be Femanon

>Have older older

>Greatest guy in the world of you say so yourself, your personal Superman, always looking out for you and keeping you on the straight and narrow, you’ve felt like an anime tsundere imouto towards him for the longest time you’re so lucky to have him in your life regardless of capacity

>He’s been battling cancer for a year

>Strong guy, but the type he has isn’t the kind that people win against

>Finally get The Call while packing up my college dorm to go home for the holidays

>Feels like the floor dropped out from under me

<“Hey, w-what’s wrong?”

>Banshee roomie rushed up next to me, face bunched up, ready to let loose the empathetic waterworks

>Hear my voice distantly relaying the doctor’s announcement

<“O-oh”

>She looks at me with those huge, watery eyes

>”That must suck for you”

>Wait, what the fuck!?!

>Bitch where’s your sympathy, aren’t you a goddamn Banshee?!?

<“Well, yeah, but I already have a boyfriend, and mama didn’t raise no slut that’ll crawl into and cry on more than one man’s deathbed”

I feel horrible that this is the first place my mind jumped too after reading the profile, should I write a follow up where Femanon makes Roomie monsterize her so she can raise her beloved onii-chan?

>>382402

I get that, but this entry is just so forgettable. All the good monsters have a uneque gimmick that sets them apart from others. The banshee's entry is nothing special, basically a lich that cries a lot.

If I could change anything, I'd make her a ghost-type undead that is the soul of a widowed woman that lingered on. She takes residency around the place where her husband died and cries loud enough to drive people away from the area. The only person who isn't driven away but is actually drawn towards it is the reincarnated soul of her husband. The two meet, husband remembers her, two stay together forever.

I know my idea is probably just as shit, but atleast is more interesting than KC's version. romance shit makes my pp turn into PP.

>>382400

>Had such great potential too

What potential? As KC pointed out in the profile itself, the original Banshee myths had them as just some fairy bitch with no notable powers that shows up and cries at people about to die. What are you supposed to do with that?

The whole “hypersonic screams” thing is a modern vidya embellishment, and there’s no room to show that off in KC’s Certified Harmless Magical Realm beyond what he’s already done.

Seriously, what else could he have done that wouldn’t have still ended up coming off as “Lich/Ghoul but a crybaby” or “Mandrake/Siren but without a pulse.” When you draw from multiple/global mythology, you’re gonna have to expect and accept a shit-ton of redundancy like that.

>>382407

That retarded, hyper-limiting in waifu-able potential, and opens the door to endless trolling and flame wars as people argue over whether reincarnations are separate indentities and the Banshee is cycling the memory of her first husband, to say nothing of making every Banshee non-virgin, non-first love by design if you had your way.

Face it champ, you would suck donkey cock at this job. Kindly shut up and move on.

>>382406

>be me

>know this banshee

>gloomy as fuck but Morticia Adams gloomy so she's cool

>walk across street when I see her one day

>ask her out on a date

<sorry anon you have a heartbeat

>storm back across street

>to hell with this

>oh shit why is truck-kun here

>truck-kun is super effective

>wake up after taking 20 tons of truck-kun's love to the face

>see banshee hanging over me

>with the biggest shit eating grin

>what the fuck is wrong with you

<I do like you anon

<but I wanted to know if you were dead serious

>did you have to wait until I was dead first

>getting real tired of this

<but anon you were already tired

>mfw

>>382410

>He would suck donkey cock at this job

that anon doesn't want to be paid for a labour of love

>>382410

I know it's shit. I said as much. But it's a lot more interesting than what we have.

>That retarded, hyper-limiting in waifu-able potential,

How though? If you're attracted to a banshee, you're her Husbando. If not, then you aren't. It's not rocket science, anon.

>>382414

He's probably referring to the reincarnation shit, sir.

>>382417

That's what I was explaining. If you're attracted to a banshee, you're a reincarnation.

>The only person who isn't driven away but is actually drawn towards it is the reincarnated soul of her husband.

Solves any issue. Others are driven off by the wails by fear or whatever handwave you can think of.

>>382391

A little boring, but I can still see some potential in this if you do it correctly (for example, look at >>382299). While I don't see her doing house destroying screams, there's still a bit to salvage up if some writefags or artists get creative enough.

I can see many appealing features the banshee: she would be a empathetic wife that shares your joys and sorrows; she would also fill a niche of moderate maledom fags or those likes the Japanese porn videos; and there is also the fact that there are men that love to nurture or spoil their wives with gestures of love.

>>382420

This to an extent

>>382393

>wife gives birth to healthy baby banshee daughteru

>one particularly stormy night, daughteru won't stop crying

>wife feels or has lots of empathy for the baby's sadness and distress so she starts crying too

>this causes the baby to cry louder, and thus creates a dreaded cycle

>only find out cause the cops showed up to my door with a noise complaint

>its a blessing and a curse being deaf

>>382407

She's not anywhere as cool as a lich. A lich can detach from her body and possess other people, or go spying.

>>382407

Problem is, that's not the way the original Celtic monster worked.

>A banshee or bean-sídhe is a female spirit in Irish mythology who heralds the death of a family member, usually by wailing, shrieking, or keening.

The key distinguishing trait according to Irish folklore is that a banshee "heralds death by wailing, shrieking, or keening." So KC turned it into a mamono that wails when a man is dying to zombify that sumbitch and turn 'em into a rape ape.

>She was usually to be found by a ford, river or loch singing a wailing lament as she washed shrouds in the water. These were for those about to die and sometimes the shroud belonged to the person who saw her

Banshees love doing laundry.

>>382432

i guess they don't like GM too

>>382429

True. In reguard a to my revision, you could twist it as the original folklore was either superstition or they changed when the DL came into power. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch anyways.

>>382200

Looks like that first picture is quite accurate

Thread theme? Thread theme

>>382391

tfw no big tiddy sensitive gof gf

>>382432

>Found near a ford

I wish we had a picture of a banshee rdiding on dragula or a hotrod

>>382391

If played as a comic yandere she would be fun. She falls in love with you, but you aren't going to die anytime soon so, she tries to kill you with very obvious attempts. Bubbling glowing drinks with skulls on them or large dangling anvils, like a big titty goth wile e coyote. Then she's sad when she fails and so you have to comfort her. Does she really want you dead or does she just want you to "comfort" her? Then when you do die and she brings you back shes sad for you because you didn't want to die but also happy you can be together forever now. So she becomes a mess of happy and sad wailing and you really have to "comfort" her hard. Nine months later you got a little banshee.

On a side note does anyone have a nice quality scan of the new Gargoyle and Red Oni art from the english book? KC never posted them and it's been triggering me for a while.

>>382458

>new Gargoyle and Red Oni art

I want to see this too.

I want a banshee to cry tears of joy

>>382477

Give her flowers, would probably be the only thing you need.

>>382434

>Banshee waifu why are you crying?

<I-it's our son

>Oh my god what happened?

<He bought his first *sniff* car

>Did he get in an accident?

<No, he bought… He bought… A FUCKING CAMAROOOOOOOO

>Come on sweetheart, we've got to let him make his own choices in life, he's not a little-

<It's a forth gen automatic v6

WHERE IS THAT BOY?

>>382484

Goth girls are a great need.

>>382121

KC at it again with stickman-tier legs

>>382136

>>382137

>>382278

>>382443

>>382484

Swiftly fixed by the community

tfw no annoyrable big tiddy gof gf

>>382407

It doesn't help that KC squandered the banshee's most recognizable attribute, her voice, as a mere "aural aphrodisiac" instead of her means to powerful magic. She could have been a counterpart or a contrast to the Gandharva. The visual design is lovely, so it's a shame her description does not meet the same standard.

At least your revision makes her voice center stage.

>>382443

Our man "Turning Mamono into Fertility Goddesses Since Forever Ever" Nav strikes again!

>>382529

>KC squandered the banshee's most recognizable attribute, her voice, as a mere "aural aphrodisiac" instead of her means to powerful magic. She could have been a counterpart or a contrast to the Gandharva.

<Those who die while listening to a banshee's wailing have the agony of death mitigated by the goddess' blessing, and will end up rising as undead after death.

Nigger. Read.

>>382535

I'm betting it's the same thot who wrote why Monstergirls are bad

Must be a pain in the ass to stand on her tippie toes like that. Cute girl tho.

>>382557

She probably doesn't even have feet and just floats.

>>382555

I'll take a number 4 to go, thank you

>>382560

I can see the outline of her left foot. She's hovering ever so slightly or she's standing on her soles. Or weird ass stockings.

>>382561 Would you like fries with that?

>>382562

Only if she comes with a drink.

>>382555

Gimme the delicious brown Goth banshee

>>382533 (Checked)

Ok, she can necromutate others. The profile is still lacking though. What about the modern banshee that will kill you with her crying?

>>382535

>It's a fucking porn setting, what the fuck did you expect?

I, and presumably others, didn't start enjoying this fandom because it was a mere porn setting.

>>382555 (Checked)

They're all cute. I can't decide.

>>382572

What a strange way for enthusiastically pursuing marital bliss: murder than proactive dating! Good greentext anon! Also, did you make that pic?

>>382592

>fandom

You sound like you're a bit new to imageboards.

>>382592

>fandom

You need to lurk more

>>382592

Yeah, get the fuck out of here.

>>382592

>Moving goalposts like a tumblr-faggot

>Expecting lethality in KC’s body of work

>Fandom

Crawl back to reddit.

>>382572

pretty gud/10

>>382633

Would you bully your banshee for signing Evanescence at the battle of the bands?

>>382635

>Evanescence

That would be hypocritical of me.

>>382646

You don’t deserve any Waifu of any kind

You are a worthless retarded faggot

Kill yourself

The world would be improved without you in it

>>382647

He makes a better argument than you, fagface.

>>382646

>What I wanted to say is that KC could have taken a modern characteristic of the banshee, her lethal crying, and given it a monster-girl interpretation.

He did, you dumbass.

>Those who die while listening to a banshee's wailing have the agony of death mitigated by the goddess' blessing, and will end up rising as undead after death.

>>382646

>, I implied my goalposts and I never moved them.

This is demonstrably false and I will prove it.

<She could have been a counterpart or a contrast to the Gandharva

>Gandharva: Non-angel servant of the Goddess of Love that travels around quelling strife and disharmony with the power of her song

>Banshee: Non-angel servant of the Goddess of Death that travels around quelling the pain of death and creating new undead with the power of her voice

Explain to me how the latter is not a 1:1 necromancy-themed reskin of the former?

>That's one of KC's best profiles.

> Did not bring the banshee's profile to the standard I have in place.

So now you have stopped looking for parallels in the nature of these two monsters and are looking at the "quality" of their entries. Not only is this NOT what you said in your initial post (and thus TEXTBOOK GOALPOST-MOVING''') that doesn't even hold up to scrutiny. As a straight wordsmith, KC is not that good of a writer, everyone here knows that it's a good-natured meme, and the Gandharva profile is not a particularly above-average piece of writing compared to others.

>Sorry you can't think critically, just like a tumblr-faglord.

You're the one trying to deny moving the goalposts by doubling down and goalpost moving harder like a leftist bitchboy, leftist bitchboy.

> KC could have taken a modern characteristic of the banshee, her lethal crying, and given it a monster-girl interpretation.

1) If you were an actual "fan" of KC's writing, you'd know he almost always either defaults to the classical depiction or makes features up wholecloth, so i don't know what you were expecting. People already bitch that she's "Just a lich but emo" and if they added whatever you want the complain't would be "just a mandrake but dead"

2) THE PROFILE LITERALLY SAYS THAT PEOPLE WHO HEAR HER CRYING TURN INTO UNDEAD IMMEDIATELY AFTER DYING

I QUOTED AND OUTLINED THAT LINE AND YOU'RE STILL ACTING LIKE IT DOESN'T EXIST

WHAT MORE DOES SHE NEED TO DO TO MEET THIS RETARDED ARBITRARY SPECIFIC DEMAND OF YOURS

>so who's the blind, blistering, illiterate nignog now

You. Always has been always will be. Self-evidently

<looking like a tool

It would be impossible for you not to

>I could use a qt banshee waifu adorably crying over cute things right about now

Oh so now you want a Banshee? Too fucking bad.

You are living proof that some "guys" out there genuinely do deserve to be cuckolded and castrated.

>>382649

And that goes double for you. By which i mean your waifu is gonna ditch you for a black man.

>>382652

>WHAT MORE DOES SHE NEED TO DO TO MEET THIS RETARDED ARBITRARY SPECIFIC DEMAND OF YOURS

He's probably saying that her cry alone should kill anyone who hears it even if they weren't already about to die.

>>382647

Have a happy new year to you too.

>>382651

Just fucking hell people, move the fuck on.

power of resusitation/whatever-you-call it =/= power to kill/bring to death

"will end up rising as undead after death" =/= turning undead while still alive

We're now straining the gnats over semantics. Again, the profile sucks, your move the fuck on!

Since you and that prolapse can't think beyond your dicks, let me help you see what I mean by what I say:

>be single anon

>live in post-DotR Virgina

>have a family curse that when the next male child is born, the father dies around that date

>the curse has an effect on your martial prospects, as mamono avoid you like the plague, except undead mamono

>But other men seem

>It seem like you're curesed out of a waifu too

>decide to travel to your ancestral home, Ireland, to relieve the pain

>The travel agent owl mage mentions an ancient Celtic town that's only populated with undead mamono and incubi and close to the Atlantic, very popular for history buffs and cultural connoisseurs

>next month, go on the trip

>the village is as expected, many traditional round houses mixed built with modern material with the Gothic downtown buildings, several pubs that act as homes and inns,

>and plenty of undead men, mamono women, and children

>except the few living tourist like yourself

>go to a lively pub, order a local brew, and sit by a wright who was by herself

<My dead lad, what is a young qt like you doing in Ireland?

Oh, I needed to get away from my home in the States cause I was feeling lonely and wanted to go explore the world to ease my troubles.

<I hear ye. I'm married myself to a loving husband and I wish

<I must warn you. Do not go to the near-by cliffs around this time at night. There is a voice of woman that curses the land

>This piques your interests and after questioning several pub patrons

>At night you sneak your way with your rental car to the cliff-side, near the location that the locals described

>There's an apparently abandoned house/inn, with a slope down to the seawater, a dilapidated pier, and several abandoned ships

>you go down to the docks with a dimmed flashlight, turning it off when you barely see an ethereal Gothic woman standing at the edge.

>You hide behind a crate, watching for several minutes

>The woman turns her head as if she senses someone

>Dear God she must have cried till all the water in her blood spilled out

>Turning back to the sea, you hear the most other-worldly voice you have experienced

<I wish I was on yonder hill. 'Tis there I'd sit and cry my fill

>You never had a chance. She captured your heart the first verse.

<Until every tear would turn a mill. Is go dté tú mo mhúirnín slán"

>As she sang "mhúirnín" she turned back to you this time in your direction as if she knew you were there

>She kept singing; and as she sung, you began noticing some sharp changes to yourself.

>The moonlight revealed your skin turning pale, deathly pale. You start feeling immensly cold as if your body heat was sucked out of you. You tried calling out but could only make brief, quiet grunts and groans.

<Siúil, siúil, siúil a rún. (Go, go, go, my love.) Siúil go sochair agus siúil go ciúin. (Go quietly and go peacefully) Siúil go doras agus éalaigh liom. (Go to the door and fly with me)

>She started floating to your hiding spot. But you, petrified by her charm and necromanctic, romantic magic, could not move your legs. You arms were stiff as if you had rigor mortis

>You look at your limbs and notice your hands looking a bit gauntly, and your mind grew dim of worldly cares, all cares except for loving this beautiful woman

>The banshee floating right above you lifts her hands, causing you to float to her. She embraces and kisses you

<Ah I found my love, now in death we may be together forever

>Great, you're now a zombie, but at least you got a qt wife

>Within ten months, after formally marrying your wife and bringing her back to the States, you have a son.

>>382652

>Wanting >>382649 to be cucked because he thought I argued better than you

Remember anon, monster girls don't like hateful people :^)

>>382660

>power of resusitation/whatever-you-call it =/= power to kill/bring to death>

>"will end up rising as undead after death" =/= turning undead while still alive

If you had any experience with MGE, you'd know that KC's monstergirls have a strong aversion to taking human life unless it's absolutely necessary.

>>382592

Thanks. It is new art for the thread.

For what it's worth when she said "I'm not waiting for you to die." I meant that she wasn't going to wait for him to die to rock his little world. But if you prefer to imagine him/anon/you being undead incubized on the spot don't let me stop you. It's all good.

>>382719

Great art but i can't shake the Darkest Dungeon

vibes I get from it

>>382744

>Aqua is jealous of Ammit's good looks

Who would have guessed?

>>382932

Hey, if the boot fits.

>>383022

No, anon. We will not have that jewish trash here.

>>383023

Now now it's not just jewish trash, it's trash in general and made by a subversive coalburning jewess. It's degenerate trash

So, /monster/, does she sing symphonic metal, or gothic?

>>383055

She's clearly headlining a evenescense cover band.

>>383217

>Banshee gf wants to go to kareoke night at local bar with you and sing as a duo

>cues up Evanescence on machine

>but you've been preparing for this moment for the last few days

>As she makes her way through the first breathy lines of the song solo, you surreptiously unzip your black leather jacket behind her to unveil a light pink polo with a popped collar underneath

>flash a thumbs up to the barkeep as he rolls his eyes and gets the remote control for the machine ready

>pretty much every other patron in the bar has realized where this is going, and are now waiting eagerly in anticipation

>It's time for the chorus as she whispers into the mic "back….home"

>lean over her shoulder

>WAKE ME UP-

>in the split second before you continue she looks back at you with a slight smile, only for it to disappear and be replaced with a look of abject horror as she finally realizes what's going on

>barkeep hits the power button on the remote to shut down the kareoke machine while simultaneously slapping a button under the counter

>the lights go from dimmed and moody to bright and gaudy neon

>BEFORE YOU GO GO

>slide out in front of Banshee and start doing the Sprinkler as the sounds of Wham kick in

>DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YO YO

>all the patrons in the bar are up and dancing, people doing the Running Man and Cabbage Patch all over the place

>there's even a Baphomet in the corner doing the Macarena

>WAKE ME UP

>grab GF and start jitterbugging with her

>BEFORE YOU GO GO

>she's trying to glare at you, but it's hard to glare at someone who's just donned a pair of oversized banana yellow, star-shaped sunglasses

>I DON'T WANT TO MISS A SINGLE THING AT ALL

>doesn't stop her from adorably pouting on the drive home after spending another two hours at the bar working your way together through a playlist of 80's greatest love songs

>>383227

I bet some tears for fears would cheer her up, I'd help her get it all out

>>383055

>So I just caught my banshee girlfriend singing Disney songs

>>383254

>Be Anon with a Banshee gf

>she’s a little too obsessed with Disney songs

>takes literally any opportunity to shoehorn a lyric into daily life

>it’s starting to drive you insane

>decide to take her on a trip to go hang out with one of your old college buddies

>he has a lot of good stories, hopefully it’ll take her mind off the songs

>knock on door, buddy opens it with a woman in his arms

>he must’ve gotten married, good for him

>at least that’s what you think until you get a better look at his wife

>She’s an Ice Queen

>Oh no

>nonono

>look at waifu’s face

>we’re reaching levels of smug that shouldn’t even be possible.jpg

>break out into a cold sweat and starts panicking over the inevitable onslaught of puns and references

<what’s the matter, babe? You look like you have a lot of tension pent up inside right now.

>leans in to whisper in your ear

<maybe you just need to Let It Go~

>you’re gonna have an aneurysm before this is over

>>382719

gib black one.

>>382412

mfw you didn't post a face.

>>383265

I'm fine with most Disney songs, but if she references that song too much, I'll definitely consider letting her go.

>>383265

That's what you get for dating a Banshee whose mother was a memecat.

>>383265

At that point, you should just take her Disney World, so she'll burn it out of her system.

>>385817

>teary heart pupils

That's so fucking good.

>>396876

Is that Barb's work? The face is pretty nice and not infected by samfe-face syndrome this time. He's come a long way.

>>382121

Why did he ignore the already sexual aspect of banshees? The idea that if If you’re brave enough to get close and suck tiddy she’ll treat you like her child Though I might be thinking of something different, I remember reading there was some monster from Scottish folklore that gave boons to those who suckled her.

>>398259

>uwu mommie's milkies

GTFO

>>398335

Can you imagine a neighborhood association run by a banshee?

>>382660

siúil a rún is one of my favorites. I love you for knowing it!

Please tell me what do you think about this one.

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I moved to a new neighborhood last week. Everything was fine and dandy until nighttime, tried to sleep but there was an absolutely loud, weeping cry, an obvious woman's cry. It was annoying as fuck, that shit went on for some days. Had to do something about it, I was not going to move away again.

First of, I identify the source: a banshee neightbor of mine, lives in front of my house. Although, annoying, I will admit she has some amazing bazongas. Next, I had to discover the reason behind her sorrows. This would have been hard if I had been raised like a little bitch, but thankfully, mama raised no pussy, so I went to ask her directly. I reached to her as she was working on her garden. Bitch began crying as soon as I got near. I asked her what was the deal, and so she told me she did not want to take away my time. I figured she was the type of unstable woman who would cry over literally anything, stopped caring about the reason behind her nightly cries, they were all probably dumb bullshit, I thought. Of course, I would not just leave like that and have to listen to her while trying to sleep. Fuck no.

I asked her if she could keep down her all her crying during the nighttime, it sure was troublesome. She weeped some more and told me she would try. There, now it was just time to see if the problem was solved. I'm sure the other neighbors would thank me, those pussy pieces of shit who would not tell her to keep quiet at night. I walked away, before she called me back. Of course, she was tearing up. What was up with this woman? She asked me to stay. I would not normally decline such a request from a beautiful woman, but her tendency to tear up was not something I personally found appealing, personally, more of it would get me on my nerves. I kept walking.

The banshee tackled me down. I immediately moved her aside and ask her what was wrong with her. She told me I should not head back home for today. Things were really getting more into physical territory, I thought and, to be quite honest, I really was not getting into it. I ignored her and walked back home. She teared up again as I crossed the street.

A wild truck appeared and ran over me.

Maybe I should have listened to her. Well, what was done was done. I saw nothing but darkness… Until I woke up, that is. Banshees are good at, well, resurrecting people, apparently. I was resting in her lap, and she cried about foreseeing my death and not wanting me to die. She really was getting on my nerves. Papa told me how to make a woman shut the fuck up, and he raised no pussy boy, so I kissed her lips quiet. It did work, she stopped her crying, although I could not get any sleep that night for another reason.

>>382412

>>383463

both of you are faggots, more than OP

>>399224

>replying to half a year old posts

>bumping thread no new content

Stop projecting your faggotry on others

>>399227

I would recommend you follow your own advice since you went your way to reply to a retard posting on what appears to be a dead thread to tell him to stop projecting his faggotry

>>399243

Sage your posts you retarded redditor.