5a0214 No.382121 [View All]
KC just released a new mamono. Always nice to have more fae girls
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4fb74a No.382741
>>382737
>Redheads have albino pale skin goddamnit.
And people with naturally green or purple hair don't exist IRL. Are you gonna whine about that too?
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8a36e1 No.382744
>>382741
If it looks good, no complaints. but brown skin looks awful with red hair.
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6c7551 No.382766
>>382744
>Aqua is jealous of Ammit's good looks
Who would have guessed?
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4fb74a No.382928
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4ae27d No.382932
>>382928
That first image is literally Blue Diamond from Steven Universe
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fc22ba No.383022
>>382932
Hey, if the boot fits.
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99c0b5 No.383023
>>383022
No, anon. We will not have that jewish trash here.
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3ae118 No.383026
>>383023
Now now it's not just jewish trash, it's trash in general and made by a subversive coalburning jewess. It's degenerate trash
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024e0f No.383055
So, /monster/, does she sing symphonic metal, or gothic?
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4fb74a No.383213
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38bcda No.383217
>>383055
She's clearly headlining a evenescense cover band.
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eb1967 No.383227
>>383217
>Banshee gf wants to go to kareoke night at local bar with you and sing as a duo
>cues up Evanescence on machine
>but you've been preparing for this moment for the last few days
>As she makes her way through the first breathy lines of the song solo, you surreptiously unzip your black leather jacket behind her to unveil a light pink polo with a popped collar underneath
>flash a thumbs up to the barkeep as he rolls his eyes and gets the remote control for the machine ready
>pretty much every other patron in the bar has realized where this is going, and are now waiting eagerly in anticipation
>It's time for the chorus as she whispers into the mic "back….home"
>lean over her shoulder
>WAKE ME UP-
>in the split second before you continue she looks back at you with a slight smile, only for it to disappear and be replaced with a look of abject horror as she finally realizes what's going on
>barkeep hits the power button on the remote to shut down the kareoke machine while simultaneously slapping a button under the counter
>the lights go from dimmed and moody to bright and gaudy neon
>BEFORE YOU GO GO
>slide out in front of Banshee and start doing the Sprinkler as the sounds of Wham kick in
>DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YO YO
>all the patrons in the bar are up and dancing, people doing the Running Man and Cabbage Patch all over the place
>there's even a Baphomet in the corner doing the Macarena
>WAKE ME UP
>grab GF and start jitterbugging with her
>BEFORE YOU GO GO
>she's trying to glare at you, but it's hard to glare at someone who's just donned a pair of oversized banana yellow, star-shaped sunglasses
>I DON'T WANT TO MISS A SINGLE THING AT ALL
>doesn't stop her from adorably pouting on the drive home after spending another two hours at the bar working your way together through a playlist of 80's greatest love songs
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b81634 No.383228
>>383227
I bet some tears for fears would cheer her up, I'd help her get it all out
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72ee75 No.383254
>>383055
>So I just caught my banshee girlfriend singing Disney songs
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669304 No.383265
>>383254
>Be Anon with a Banshee gf
>she’s a little too obsessed with Disney songs
>takes literally any opportunity to shoehorn a lyric into daily life
>it’s starting to drive you insane
>decide to take her on a trip to go hang out with one of your old college buddies
>he has a lot of good stories, hopefully it’ll take her mind off the songs
>knock on door, buddy opens it with a woman in his arms
>he must’ve gotten married, good for him
>at least that’s what you think until you get a better look at his wife
>She’s an Ice Queen
>Oh no
>nonono
>look at waifu’s face
>we’re reaching levels of smug that shouldn’t even be possible.jpg
>break out into a cold sweat and starts panicking over the inevitable onslaught of puns and references
<what’s the matter, babe? You look like you have a lot of tension pent up inside right now.
>leans in to whisper in your ear
<maybe you just need to Let It Go~
>you’re gonna have an aneurysm before this is over
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4fb74a No.383410
>>382646
>there's more to monster girls than being fap bait
<he says on a thread about a species from a setting built around sex
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cbd34e No.383412
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399d21 No.383463
>>382412
mfw you didn't post a face.
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8b1366 No.383486
>>383265
I'm fine with most Disney songs, but if she references that song too much, I'll definitely consider letting her go.
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25138e No.384161
>>383265
Eye-scream for eyece cream eh.
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cad0b6 No.384178
>>383265
That's what you get for dating a Banshee whose mother was a memecat.
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836532 No.384852
>>383265
At that point, you should just take her Disney World, so she'll burn it out of her system.
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4fb74a No.385092
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bf857f No.385214
>>382391
>they frequently resurrect the dead
>the men are truly resurrected instead of being necromantic automatons like skele's and etc
I don't think KC quite thought out just how much of a big deal that would be.
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4fb74a No.385463
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4fb74a No.385639
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737f59 No.385641
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4fb74a No.385817
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761315 No.385820
>>385817
>teary heart pupils
That's so fucking good.
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4fb74a No.386011
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4fb74a No.386969
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4fb74a No.387017
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4fb74a No.387482
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db39e6 No.396876
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ae81a2 No.396879
>>396876
Is that Barb's work? The face is pretty nice and not infected by samfe-face syndrome this time. He's come a long way.
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ca3c13 No.397374
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ca3c13 No.397375
>>397374
Whoops, wrong file.
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ca3c13 No.397616
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ee2cf0 No.398259
>>382121
Why did he ignore the already sexual aspect of banshees? The idea that if If you’re brave enough to get close and suck tiddy she’ll treat you like her child Though I might be thinking of something different, I remember reading there was some monster from Scottish folklore that gave boons to those who suckled her.
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cad0c5 No.398263
>>398259
>uwu mommie's milkies
GTFO
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01aec5 No.398287
>>398263
>he won't suckle BIG MILKY TIDDIES
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00dd24 No.398323
>>398263
There is good "mommie" shit, and then there is bad mommie shit. Like when they excessively compare you to a child and the fag goes with it and acts accordingly.
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a46d43 No.398335
>Live in a neighborhood full of banshees
>Hearing protection is overpriced as hell
>They cry over late trash pickup
>It's never on time
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73a655 No.398350
>>398335
Can you imagine a neighborhood association run by a banshee?
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5e2034 No.399045
>>382660
siúil a rún is one of my favorites. I love you for knowing it!
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d995ac No.399092
Please tell me what do you think about this one.
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I moved to a new neighborhood last week. Everything was fine and dandy until nighttime, tried to sleep but there was an absolutely loud, weeping cry, an obvious woman's cry. It was annoying as fuck, that shit went on for some days. Had to do something about it, I was not going to move away again.
First of, I identify the source: a banshee neightbor of mine, lives in front of my house. Although, annoying, I will admit she has some amazing bazongas. Next, I had to discover the reason behind her sorrows. This would have been hard if I had been raised like a little bitch, but thankfully, mama raised no pussy, so I went to ask her directly. I reached to her as she was working on her garden. Bitch began crying as soon as I got near. I asked her what was the deal, and so she told me she did not want to take away my time. I figured she was the type of unstable woman who would cry over literally anything, stopped caring about the reason behind her nightly cries, they were all probably dumb bullshit, I thought. Of course, I would not just leave like that and have to listen to her while trying to sleep. Fuck no.
I asked her if she could keep down her all her crying during the nighttime, it sure was troublesome. She weeped some more and told me she would try. There, now it was just time to see if the problem was solved. I'm sure the other neighbors would thank me, those pussy pieces of shit who would not tell her to keep quiet at night. I walked away, before she called me back. Of course, she was tearing up. What was up with this woman? She asked me to stay. I would not normally decline such a request from a beautiful woman, but her tendency to tear up was not something I personally found appealing, personally, more of it would get me on my nerves. I kept walking.
The banshee tackled me down. I immediately moved her aside and ask her what was wrong with her. She told me I should not head back home for today. Things were really getting more into physical territory, I thought and, to be quite honest, I really was not getting into it. I ignored her and walked back home. She teared up again as I crossed the street.
A wild truck appeared and ran over me.
Maybe I should have listened to her. Well, what was done was done. I saw nothing but darkness… Until I woke up, that is. Banshees are good at, well, resurrecting people, apparently. I was resting in her lap, and she cried about foreseeing my death and not wanting me to die. She really was getting on my nerves. Papa told me how to make a woman shut the fuck up, and he raised no pussy boy, so I kissed her lips quiet. It did work, she stopped her crying, although I could not get any sleep that night for another reason.
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ce48b8 No.399224
>>382412
>>383463
both of you are faggots, more than OP
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d934f0 No.399227
>>399224
>replying to half a year old posts
>bumping thread no new content
Stop projecting your faggotry on others
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ce48b8 No.399243
>>399227
I would recommend you follow your own advice since you went your way to reply to a retard posting on what appears to be a dead thread to tell him to stop projecting his faggotry
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6da76b No.399249
>>399243
Sage your posts you retarded redditor.
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