/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>287316

You're welcome, don't forget to wipe

>Have a notorious problem with mosquitoes flying into my room from the window

>After years of dealing with them myself, I notice a spider setting up shop outside my window

Took you a fucking while to show up. The Long Legs were here from day one.

>Notice a mosquito flying in one night

>Check up on the spider

>It's dangling by its fancy threads, sleeping

One more strike and you're getting the pink slip, you amateur.

>>402263

I probably have like 70 spiders in my room at any time, i never have any issues with mosquitos, i bet the spiders cuddle up to me at night too

>>405090

From The Office

>>404801

Don't suppose it's too much to ask for the textless version?

>>405121

ty based drawfriend

New thread

>>405158

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>>404572

I would tell you to hang yourself, but Noose chan deserves a better husbando than you.

>>404870

>mega faith

>>405073

The fallen god will whisper in her ear. It will start somewhat mundane before getting lewder and lewder. The fallen god will eventually tell her to find a man and make him hers. She will be told do shake her hips and given a gods guidance on blowing his mind. Eventually the repeated acts of lewdity will result in her gaining massive quantities of spirit energy. The fallen god will then use that to convert her into a dark priest. Although one final ritual will need to be done where in the near dark priest will chant to her god as she enthusiastically shakes her hips causing both to cum repeatedly. Eventually building into a massive orgasm that will complete her transformation.

>>405073

Strange,I had several go virtuos once

>>405073

Kek yeah that’s my experience too.

I have the best ‘luck’ with Lepers going virtuous and the worst with Vestals. I honestly do think different classes have different rates. Makes sense to me. A warrior king is prolly more likely to be heroic than a witch hunting repressed psycho.

>>368928

my god, he lives!

T-this time i-is permanent… Isn't it?

>>404669

you wot m8?

>>327274

We all know that feel.

>>399106

Image search has failed me. Where's that from? Smug, glasses, freckles, twintails, she's hitting all my non-monstergirl fetishes!

>>394753

I'd like to imagine you meet Lala at a ufo conspriacy theorist convention

>>404577

>Hound of Tindalos coming out of right angled corner of the room

Very nice attention to detail.

>>402289

I'll happily take the blame for this.

Entry #31 September 5th, AIEG

Well, last night was a big old bust and now I've got Miyabi worried bout my own health. It started pretty much all right, Miyabi was on top of me and we were gettin’ into the mood when she bumped my right side and I let out a teeny little hiss o pain. Course this got her worried and I tried to downplay it, she started gettin’ crazy over a small bruise she saw and I try and tell her it's nothin', but she starts goin’ into a panic over me. Got her into a bear hug before she started breakin’ out into tears, it's one thing I hate is seein’ that woman cry. I should be gettin’ used to it, callin' her my wife when I write bout her, I just don't do it enough. Before I in and go get myself side-tracked, I gotta get back to what I was talkin' about. like I was sayin', Miyabi started to worry and I stopped her before it got any real serious like. I just went and took her right over to bed and we snuggled up and started talkin', Miyabi just up and clung to me as I rubbed her head. Had a hard time stayin' awake on the account of when Miyabi's around, I get real calm and peaceful and was noddin off while tryin my hardest to comfort her. About what felt like 10 minutes in Miyabi caught wind and started to smile up at me and said I could fall asleep if I wanted.

Tried to act as tough as I could, but it my wife is no fool. I gave in and just started floatin off, but not before wrappin’ her up in another big embrace and we both went off to sleep. Come mornin' , I tried to sneak out early to try and help her get some of the things out of the way, but on the account of her being clinging to me like a wet shirt I wasn't goin no-where. She must've been dreaming on the account of when I tilted my head down to look at her, she had this real happy like look on her face, little smile and everything. One of the Kikis came in, Carrie, the one with all the freckles across her nose and under her eyes, anyways she gone and popped her head in to check in to see if Miyabi was awake. And before she could say anythin' I was already shushin' her, and pointin’ to the top of Miyabi's head pokin’ out from below the covers before givin’ her the "five more minutes" sign. Got left right alone after that, though it went and became more than just five minutes, more in like we ended up like that till round noon or so, wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>396923

RAPHTALIA'D

Entry #32 September 7th, AIEG

This week's been action packed, can't remember last time I went and wrote all manner of stuff down. Well last night, Friday night, Miyabi had the first ever meetin' of the year of her business woman's club at our house. Guess they do it near the start of fall since the busy season starts droppin' off (unless you're in the ski business like Emily and James is, on the account that they don't get much till winter). Saw the first few autos pullin’ up I say round 6pm or so, didn't see the time on the account of I was helpin’ the girls with prep for Miyabi's get together. I didn't have real contact with any of the ladies till about halfway into their little gatherin', they'd been usin’ the first floor parlor for it. Well journal I'll tell you I got real embarrassed when I came through that door, mainly on the account of I had opened my big gob of mine and my country drawl went and slipped on in. The conversation went right dead as they all turned to see me, this big guy pushin’ a tea cart. One of the girls, one of those arachne, seemed drunk too, well she asked if I was the "special entertainment" of the night. The only one who laughed at it was Emily who asked if there was any lemon tea. Now in by this point my face is flushed red, not good with crowds, and I'm keepin my big mouth shut. Miyabi calls me over and introduces the girls to me, as her husband. Now that ain't no lie, but the girls in that room were starin' at me like it was some kinda joke or somethin'. Only one askin' me anything was Emily who wanted to know how I was doin', to which I kept my replies real short and to the point.

Miyabi went and asked if I'd sit down next to her, tried to weasel my way outta it by tellin’ her I needed to get back to the maids and make sure they were gettin' the treats for her and her friends ready. That didn't work, Miyabi just went and smashed that plan right to bits by tellin' me that the maids would come and do that, it's what they were for. Lookin' round the little parlor there were maybe only six or so girls. One was a succubus, even I know what those are, she was wearin’ some real slinky lookin’ dress that showed a lot of leg, same kind address I saw miyabi in once but instead of that sky blue she loves so much it was jet black with some weird gold markin’s on it.Then there was EmPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>404478

So anyways I sit down, sandwichin’ myself between Miyabi and Emily as I'm gettin’ introduced. Almost soon as I parked my butt down the questions started to fly from everyone but the blue oni and Emily. Most of em were fairly easy goin’, it wasn't till the succubus asked bout our love life did the spider chime in, askin’ right out of the gate how many times a day we did it or askin' Miyabi if I'd gone and put a child in her. That wasn't the worst of it, every time we tried to steer the conversation away the arachne kept askin’ lewder and lewder questions and the succubus seemed to be enjoyin’ it. Caught her scootchin’ to the edge of her seat as that spider lady asked if I'd ever taken charge or if I'd ever been rough with Miyabi (a few times maybe but none of that woman's business). Now the entire deal got saved last second by the blue oni, guess she was just tryin' to convince the spider, but she looked at that clock up on the mantle, you know the one that don't work at all and is stuck at 4:05? Well she uses that as an excuse to cart the arachne out and says somethin’ I learned means "good-bye" in that language of there's "sigh-oh-nara" is what it sounds like, I'll ask Miyabi to spell it for me later maybe, heck maybe I should try and kinda sneak lessons on that language to listen in on what those two say. In anycase from there was like dominos, with the succubus leavin' with em. Sayin somethin about her husband probably worried sick bout her before she shot me one more look before leavin with the other two. Emily was last to leave, she stuck round a bit longer and chatted with us before she left herself. When we started gettin' sleepy we saw Emily off to her and Jame's truck and stuck round till it's tail lights couldn't be seen no more. After that we kinda just went back to the parlor to cuddle and talk, Miyabi on top, and me bein’ the giant meat pillow on the bottom. Now originally I wanted to be the big hero, carry my wife off to bed after she feel asleep and just crawl in next to her till morn. It didn't work that way, Miyabi's fluff and just bein’ so calm ‘round her we both ended up passin' out on the couch. Only this mornin’ after she scootched off me was I able to get out from under her.

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>>403720

Do you think they ever deliver their daughters as gifts to anyone?

>>403624

yeah, but its the passive aggressive non-canon ending.

>>403720

<echidna girl

Uh, Anon

A-are you trying to say something to me, because she ma not be the girl for the job

>>402268

Isn't the tournament about three days before the deadline for team rosters? We should probably decide ahead of time what we'd change Guts to if we lose him.

Reminder that /monster/ still needs one more wrestler nom for this: >>>/8cup/3182

reminder of the Guts Bowl is at 4:30 CST PM Today

https://cytu.be/r/8chMonsterFedWrestling

>>404204

5 Mins till Guts Bowl be there

Well shit

Just a reminder its abuse to not provide your waifu with at least 3 children.

>>400569

>>400622

I do hope there're human boys as well or future girls will go without…

>>404115

are you a australian shitposter or are you just half kike

>>404115

Mate I was just talking about the way you went about giving the criticism. You gave good criticism just in a way that was kinda shit.

>>404128

>>404120

criticism is criticism take it or leave it. jesus fucking christ you guys are retarded.

>>354946

>They move about in the water

What does a massive wet fluffy snek smell like?

>>403772

I imagine the fluff would be hydrophobic so she doesn't get waterlogged, so probably slightly musky.

>>403793

Hadn't thought of it but this, it probably forms a seal like an otter's fur.

>>403793

I believe the entry specifically mentions that water doesn’t mess with their fluffiness

>>403816

P E A K F L U F F I N E S S

You could've at least posted the date and time for it too, OP.

I YAM THE CREAM OF THE CROP

>>401082

Finally, something I've drawn has appeared on an imageboard without me posting it. It was a commission, but still!

>>388585

It would be like playing chess with yourself, because the clones are all operated by you. You become a hive mind, basically.