6bd709 No.357262 [Last50 Posts]
What are some of the cute/annoying/bad problems a father would have to deal with his mamono daugherus? What general things while growing up would make raising a monster daughter difficult?
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6e245f No.357270
The most troublesome daughteru to raise might be a sandworm.
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1e1911 No.357273
She has a lot of trouble making friends with anyone other than other chaos monsters and a mad hatter she serves tea parties with
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6e245f No.357279
>>357273
Come to think of it, when monster girls enter our world, won't it be really common for a lot of them to scare children and normalfags until they understand what they are? Even when they're children themselves?
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1e1911 No.357285
>>357279
Probably. Boys and girls already divide themselves and this puts one layer between mamono children and girls and two for boys.
Some might be fascinated though. I probably would have been considering I liked creatures like snakes, dinosaurs and deep sea fish.
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6e245f No.357286
>>357285
>Some might be fascinated though.
This too. I think even children might be fascinated by soft fluff.
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af31cf No.357293
>Wan daughterus need to be tackled in the morning so they can't assault the paperboy
>Danuki daughterus constantly try to scam other kids
>Lamia daughterus treat you as heater and are always wrapped around a body part
>Hellhound daughterus are brats by nature and need constant wrangling
>Slime daughterus track in every thing they touch throughout the day because they don't know how to expel the stuff
>Oni daughterus always want to non-sexually wrestle
Never go for a harem kids, you only have so much love to give.
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f723b5 No.357310
>Fug a Mantis
>Manits daughteru is more or less emotionless
>Whenever I try to talk to her about school she mostly just gives me one or two word answers like "okay", "I'm fine", etc.
>I have no idea if she is actually having a good time at school
>Not even sure if she's happy with life in general
>She never wants to talk to me or her mother unless she has to
help me
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c526ea No.357315
>>357310
you got to set her up with a boy. hopefully one of your friend's sons
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c526ea No.357316
>>357293
I have plenty of love. Ain't nobody else using it anyway.
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8879b2 No.357327
>>357326
DO. NOT. DICK.
The only problem I can imagine is when a monster girl daughteru discovers what sex is, you teach her that's it's between two people who truly love each other, and then end up in a situation where the daughteru asks to have sex with the man she knows and loves the most: her papa, you. Add in potential water works if you deny her and she thinks that means you don't love her. You know that moment would come, better start thinking on how to avoid it or not fuck up.
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8e56f5 No.357332
>>357293
>harem
You just described an echidna's husband
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8e56f5 No.357333
>>357332
Who need more love by the way
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7dd4d5 No.357346
>>357343
NOT. FOR. DICK.
If she's so desperate, order one of those little egg vibrators. Tell her that when she's feeling tingly down there, stick it in, set it to max and wait until she's done. Problem solved.
Daughterus are never for dicking.
If you get hard thinking about your daughter, go into your study/basement/other private place and whip, cut, and/or burn yourself in shame.
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d7f896 No.357347
I see we're still as good at avoiding bait as ever.
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f7c360 No.357348
I feel the worst you'd have to deal with manticore daughters is them being bullies towards boys earlier in life, especially once those spines start producing venom.
>>357343
Incest pedos rank far, far below niggers as far as respectable people go.
>>357346
More ideally, just have her ask her mother.
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dff7cd No.357349
What if your yeti daughteru wets her bed?
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dff7cd No.357350
>>357349
would it be lemon?
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c9a8e7 No.357351
>oni daughteru throwing a tantrum
I'm not ready.
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6e245f No.357352
>>357351
>if she ends up causing any legitimate harm to someone during it she traumatizes herself and does her best to completely hold in any and all anger from then on
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838cb6 No.357376
A Holstaur kid would probably be falling asleep in class a lot. There'd need to be incentives in place for her to stay awake and have decent grades. Which is why you should never spoil them with sweets, they make a very good bribe for any daughteru.
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1aaa87 No.357405
>>357352
and this is why they drink
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82963b No.357537
>>357293
>Catgirl daughterus constantly destroying the curtains by climbing on them
>Harpy daughterus accidentally flying into the window while learning to fly
>Lizard daughterus being expelled for bringing their toy swords to school to duel other kids
>Anubis daughterus leaving their Legos out for you to find in the middle of the night
>Ushi-Oni daughterus acting like trapdoor spiders when fall comes around
>Dullahan daughterus losing track of where their head/body is periodically
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4158b4 No.357539
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9537cd No.357551
>>357539
Monster girls dont have periods, dummy.
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6e245f No.357552
>>357551
At the very least not bloody periods.
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b974b3 No.357560
>>357551
Not if their husband is doing his job.
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8b503d No.357563
>>357551
Yes they do.
Here, lemme show you my waifu's latest period: .
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247787 No.357564
>>357537
>Dullahan daughterus losing track of where their head/body is periodically
It occurs to me that a Dullahan giving birth must be quite odd. Do Dullahan's follow conventional birth patterns and have the head come first?
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82963b No.357579
>>357564
I would assume it would, but the real question is does it come out already separated or does the head fall off at the same time as the umbilical cord? I could see logistical issues if the baby isn't lined up just right with the head already separated.
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4158b4 No.357583
>>357579
I imagine the head just pops out like a softball before the body or after it.
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856d21 No.357585
>>357564
Belly armor swings open like a furnace door, you reach in and take the baby and head like you would an oven roasted chicken.
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8da8b2 No.357597
>Danuki daughteru comes home crying
>Some asshole kid stuck gum in her tail
>It won't come out
>Kid's parents are religious zealots believing mamono are sent by the devil to seduce souls to hell
>Get the crap out but it leaves a noticeable spot
>Daugheru is now crying, upset because kids will make fun of her tail
>Waifu comes up with an idea and disappears
>Reappears with whats best described as the stretchy bit of a sock thats a soft pink color
>She asks daughteru to hold still as she sticks it over the tail
>The "Tail accessory" as the wife is calling it is now snug around the affected portion hiding it
>She gives our daughter a hug, wiping her tears and tells her that if anyone asks it's a bit of upcoming fashion
>Move in for a big family hug, assuring her it looks nice on her tail and people would be dumb to make fun of it.
Having a daughteru with any fluffy bits would be a nightmare
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f8dbe2 No.357916
>>357262
>Learning to fly is an important part in the life of most winged Mamono's.
>For their parents it is a very tiring experience, imagine having to to teach you daughter how to ride a bike…
>Except you can't hold her since you're a man, thus wingless.
>(Save for you lucky husbands of NightGaunts, your wife's wings are also yours).
>Now, there is one good part to this situation, the security of your daughter is the only concern you may have while she takes off for the first time.
>Sadly, if you're the proud daddy of a Wyvern, you have another thing to worry about.
>Wyverns are often nicknamed the "strongest" flyers thanks to their ability to carry heavy loads with great ease.
>This skill develops very early in a Wyvern's life and they often experience the urge to train themselves to bring increasingly heavier items to their flying sessions.
>It's an instinctive thing.
>Wyvern parents must teach their children to not fly away carrying other children's belongings or other children period.
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acf4a3 No.357922
>>357597
Tail cozies (tail socks? tailings?) seem like they'd be a popular thing for mamono at that stage of childhood, or for adult-age mamono working jobs/doing chores where it's likely that crud will get on it.
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f8dbe2 No.357931
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abbc36 No.357941
>>357405
Too real these feels
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1922fb No.357997
>>357537
>Living Dolls daughterus being accidentally taken home by other children
>Flow Kelp daughterus being locked in places due to their weak presence
>Troll daughterus covered in dandelions
>Sandworm daughterus destroying the classroom by attempting to burrow away from bullies
>Tentacle daughterus accidentally getting themselves all tangled up
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54cfd0 No.358004
>>357579
Dullahan don't lose their heads until puberty.
>daughter has normal birth and acts normal throughout childhood
>your Dullahan wife works a night shift and doesn't come home until after the sun comes up
>one day when she is around 12 or so, you hear screaming from your daughter's room
>omgwutswrongwithmybaby.jpg
>run to her room
>open the door to see your daughters head screaming on the bed, halfway rolled off the pillow
>your daughter's body is running blindly around the room in her PJ's, knocking over stuff trying to get to the alarm clock
>you desperately try to get your daughter to calm down
>grab her body and forcefully lead it to the bed and have it sit down
>"Daaadddy??!"
>take her head carefully and set it in her lap
>"Wait right there! I've got to make some calls!"
>you thought you were prepared for this moment, but you weren't
>why did it have to happen now when your wife is not home?
>pull out phone and call wife – no answer
>call your daughter's school – "she's sick and won't be coming to school today!"
>go back into her room
>her head is crying as her body is uncomfortably trying to hold it in place above her neck
>"Sweetie… I know this is a lot to handle right now, but this is a normal part of growing up… It just means you are becoming a beautiful young woman!"
>"WHAT PART OF THIS IS NORMAL!?"
>reflexively, her body throws her head at you in frustration
>you catch her head; it looks both dizzy and horrified at what she just did
>"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!" she begins sobbing
>you don't know if she meant accidentally kill herself or intentionally, but both are equally plausible
>you hear the locks on the front door unbolting
>ohthankgod.jpg
>"Stay right there! Your mother is home!"
>you run out the door and down the stairs
>you see your wife walk in through the front door, exhausted from a long night's work
>her body sets her head down onto a pillow on the couch to relax as it goes to the kitchen to fetch a refreshment
>"Honey, you won't believe the day I had at wor–"
>"Baby it's happened! She's freaking out! I'm freaking out!"
>"What? Hun, slow down!"
>"OUR DAUGHTER'S HEAD SEPARATED!"
>"WHAT!?"
>her body comes running in from the kitchen and expertly scoops up her head and carries it swiftly up the stairs to your daughters room
>you hear the door close
>you spend the next two hours contemplating your part in all this
>you can hear muffled voices and the occasional stressed outburst
>am I a horrible father? What if she hates me?
>you hear the door open upstairs
>you see your daughter teetering uncomfortably from side to side as she descends the staircase, head in her arms
>your wife is behind her steadying her with one hand so she doesn't fall
>half-crying, half-laughing she says, "It's hard walking… my perspective is all messed up…"
>"You'll get used to it fairly quickly like I did," your wife says
>"Daddy… I'm sorry for freaking out earlier…"
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c8fea7 No.358005
>>357262
>Wurm daughterus constantly getting lost
>Wife panics when she can't find them and literally starts tearing house apart looking for them
>Daughterus think it's a game and help her level the building
>When not getting lost or causing the missus to worry, they're busting through the wall because they can't see the door just around the corner
>Anytime I try to do something around the house, they get curious and want to watch me
>They climb all over my and my arms and try to watch, so I can't get anything done
>Daughterus reach school age
>End up comforting them with headpats whenever they come home
>Sometimes they come home as fast as they can
>Dear god their flying tackle hurts
>Read the same bedtime story to them every night for 10 years
>Give them all pats on the head and kisses on their foreheads when laying them down for the night
>Seeing that contented smile of their as they fall asleep makes it all worth it
>>358004
I was going to write something similar, but I'm glad I went with this instead
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7196d2 No.358023
>Oni daughter always acted tough and independent
>Came home, told she was rejected by boy she likes
>has cried for several hours now
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4f71ae No.358025
>>358004
>"WHAT PART OF THIS IS NORMAL!?"
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7196d2 No.358379
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83d894 No.358381
>>358379
That links to nothing, anon.
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7196d2 No.358383
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83d894 No.358384
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6bd709 No.360649
If you had a Baphomet daughter, how would you be able to tell her apart from her mother when she is grown/growing up? Seems like that would cause a few issues here and there.
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6e245f No.360650
>>360649
Simple. Even if she'd look childlike too, she'd still look different by having some traits inherited from her father.
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d9346e No.360652
>>360649
horn size, seriously this is stupid easy
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6fd969 No.360656
>>358004
>>"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!" she begins sobbing
good luck with that one bud, youre already dead
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cc9d2d No.360697
>>358004
I can one up this idea:
>dullahan is at school
>accidently shoved by someone
>falls on the floor
>head comes off
>everybody freaks the fuck out
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966fbc No.360699
>>360656
> undead daughteru throwing a tantrum
> "IF I CAN'T HAVE IT THEN I'LL DIE!"
> Dad joke sense tingling
< "Omae Wa Shindeiru"
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76cf25 No.360747
>fairy waifu
>holy fuck the kids are small
>changing diapers with tweezers
>feeding them with repurposed eyedroppers
>once they learn to fly they vanish into any small space
>more than once you and your waifu go flying around the mall (in her case literally) looking for the little bastards
>and then there's the constant fear of one of them winding up underfoot
>on the other hand, holy fuck are they adorable
>more than once you've found yourself having to hold perfectly still because they've taken up residence on your head
>over the fireplace is a picture of exactly that, you taking a selfie with the wife and kids dead to the world in your hair
>that one picture is worth it all
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7cc8bf No.360773
>>358384
>Not simply telling your cute daughter to turn the 3DS down while suffering a bit of inconvenience to let her comfortably lie in your lap while you work.
Kind of a pathetic dad if you ask me.
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0dfec4 No.360873
>>360699
Dad jokes are all the reason I need to want a family.
>tell a Holstaur daughteru not to have a cow
>tell a centaur to hold her horses
>tell a slime girl shes in a sticky situation when shes in trouble
>tell a bummed out succubus that it succs to be her
>tell a from girl she's really hopping.
And those are just the ones related to a daughteru's species. There's so many more for every day use.
<"I'm hungry"
>"hi, Hungry. I'm Dad"
And so on.
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6e245f No.360877
>>360873
>tomboyish holstaur daughteru that tells people "don't have a cow, man"
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0dfec4 No.361054
>>360877
That is the day I will shed tears of pure pride and joy.
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e984f6 No.361077
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340ef6 No.361102
>>360649
>How would you tell they're your daughteru
Pic related, but with snek instead of AY PAPI
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2efdaa No.361111
>Marry unicorn waifu and have cute daughteru
>Try to be best husband/dad possible
>Get modified horse trailer to drive them about
>Modify house to be more comfortable for them
>Buy them good horse shoes for both pavement and indoors
>Always be there for advice and emotional support
>Help daughter with school and make sure she gets into a good college w/ scholarship
>Struggle to find good virgin boy for daughteru before college, but fail
>Be a little nervous sending her to college, but know I raised her right
>whatstheworstthatcouldhappen?.png
>Daughter visits home and says she has something to tell us
>Go to pick her up at train station and find her waiting
>..along with boy and another monster girl
>Daughteru hugs me, but struggles to say something
>She looks me in the eye and musters up the courage to speak
<"Dad, I want to become a bicorn."
wat do?
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0e45d3 No.361115
>>361111
Look up the going rate for glue these days.
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180e99 No.361116
>>361111
Depends on the vixen’s race. My wife damn sure wouldn’t let any daughter of her’s get cucked by a lamia.
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966fbc No.361117
>>361111 (curse your digits)
Dammit /cuckquean/. I swear to God that on the Day of the Rape I'm going to track one of you degenerates down and brutally cherish you in a strictly monogamous relationship. I'm going to tenderly hug you, hold your hand, and give you Eskimo kisses. I will snuggle and cuddle you without an ounce of mercy. Then I'm going to introduce you to my parents and marry you in a small, intimate ceremony in the old chapel. I'll ruthlessly build us a house in the country where we can raise our children in a wholesome environment.
DAY OF THE RAPE YOU QUEANS, DAY OF THE RAPE.
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6e245f No.361118
>>361117
Reminds me of this.
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62f813 No.361129
>>360649
monsters don't use the father's genetic material monster reproduction is basically parthenogenesis
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bba9ce No.363336
>>361118
>stonking great new tits that apparently come included with every horsepussy conversion pack
Gets me every time.
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6e245f No.363348
>>363336
What horsepussies probably have the smallest tits and which have the largest? Nightmares are built for comfy dream times, so would they have more pillowy tits to rest your head between? And in terms of this thread, what happens if your nightmare daughteru wants to give you happy innocent dreams to practice using her powers but mistakenly "walks in" on a lewd dream your wife is giving you?
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1a839a No.363382
>>363348
What if your nightmare daughteru gives you full lewd dreams with the excuse that "it isn't real so who cares?" and her mother agrees?
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6e245f No.363383
>>363382
Then they both have to go to dream time-out for a few nights.
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1a839a No.363389
>>363383
Isn't denial the equivalent of rape(not the good kind) to monsters?
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6e245f No.363390
>>363389
It doesn't have to consist of the entire night, but they both have to go to it for at least a little while each night.
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0a0860 No.363619
>>357310
>want to have kid with mantis girl
>this one promises she won't eat me during sex
>starts biting neck
>nope the fuck out, file for divorce AGAIN
>getting real fuckin sick of trying to fuck mantisgirl, just want to cuddle like cmon
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0c74ab No.363621
>>360873
>>tell a from girl she's really hopping.
>from girl
tell a from girl, after knocking her over, that poise is working as intended :^)
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4466cc No.364640
My human daughter has come home crying more than once asking me why she's so different from the other girls; asking me why she doesn't have wings, a tail, or fluffy ears.
Fuck race mixers and their mongrel abominations they call spawn. This used to be a nice town before you bastards started moving in!
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c99c40 No.395905
>>364640
Don’t worry man, your daughter will find a nice P-slime or kitsunebi to merge with and then she’ll fit right in with the other girls.
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ea78e4 No.395908
>>357262
>Having daughters
I cannot concieve or fathom anything more cucked
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4b2094 No.395910
>>395908
>Thinks having a loving family qualifies as cucked.
>Will probably die alone.
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c99c40 No.395914
>>395910
He’s referencing this new greentext about how raiding a daughter meets all the criteria for the definition of a cuckold relationship because: A) You’re emotionally and materially investing in a woman, B) who won’t have sex with you, and C) will eventually leave you for another man, potentially behind you’re back and/or while still expecting support from you.
I think it came from /pol/, I don’t really know. Saw it once and didn’t save it.
I found it fascinating, if only as a demonstration/parody of how so many internet denizens have become so porn-addicted and divorced from healthy social contact that they are unable to conceive of any type of human relationships that aren’t transactionally sexual in nature.
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4b2094 No.395916
>>395914
Well, color me shocked. I guess I should lurk more.
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b70e5c No.395944
>>360649
little psychology fun fact, fathers have an interesting ability to identify their children in both crowds and at a distance better than mothers. it's theorized that this is the case because deep down men have an aversion towards raising children who are not our own; we don't wanna be a cuckold and so place higher value on our own children.
so yeah basically the father would know, risk of a false positive would be negligible.
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67b4f3 No.395970
>dragon daughter becomes obsessed with pre-DOTR monster stories
>hates being seen in human form
>keeps talking about the day when Lilith will be overthrown and monsters will go back to eating humans instead of dating them
>she hasn't actually tried to eat anyone, although apparently she's convinced a boy at school that she will
>wife says it's just a phase
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1beef3 No.395973
>>395914
>new
Pretty sure that kind of copypasta are several years old:
**If you are having kids, ABORT YOUR DAUGHTERS
A reminder: Only betas raise daughters.
Only a beta would spend thousands of dollars raising a girl so she get fucked by another man.
Only a beta would spend his entire life giving love and affection to a girl so she can rebel against him the moment she's a teenager.
You are supposed to have sexual control over your female family members. This is impossible in modern society. Therefore, having a daughter means you're willingly cucking yourself.
Alphas raise sons. Sons grow up to be conquerors.
Daughters grow up to be conquered. Is that what you want? To have your family conquered by another man?**
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1beef3 No.395974
>>395973
Aaaaand fucked up spoilers. Brb commit suduko.
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ea78e4 No.395995
>>395910
>He needed the joke explained to him
ohohohoho.jpg
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4b2094 No.396090
>>395995
We learn something new everyday.
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d2fe52 No.396282
>>395914
>didn’t save it.
I have this insted.
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bb4427 No.396285
>>396282
We are talking about mamono daughters, who are going to be the ones doing the ravaging.
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156916 No.396286
>>395995
>>396282
There is another option based on that reasoning. Not many people would like it though.
The dark elf special. Dick the daughteru.
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15f97b No.396291
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3ade1d No.396296
>>396286
Daughterus are for headpats, hugs, and shoulder rides, not for sexual.
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c02cf0 No.396299
>>395914
So cuckolds are trying to defend their shitty fetish by conflating handing over your daughter to handing over your wife to other men? I think this says a lot more about the pathology of cucks than it does highlight any hypocrisy inherent of sane non-faggots.
Since the principle of raising a daughter is different than being in a relationship with a woman.
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4dd9ed No.396302
>>396299
Reminds me of how furfags will try to lump /monster/ in with them. Pathetic really. The shitty also fun part of having daughters is when they find a husband. More so if they're the type to reach sexual maturity at a younger age.
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be5750 No.396307
>>396299
you have to remember that degenerates like them see everything in a sexual context just like most furfags. they have no personality other than being a slave to their morally absent fetishes, and any other logic in their brains will only be used to excuse their indulgence in said chaos-fetishes
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c02cf0 No.396309
>>396302
>>396307
The root cause would be post-modernism and a lack of any and all respect for objective truth and principle.
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b4963c No.401050
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ee10f0 No.401429
>>396309
what if i just find it hilarious that my daughterus will be the doms in the relationship and will be the ones hunting down and raping their husbands?
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4156ae No.401451
>>401429
It would be fun to pull the “intimidating dad” bit with the poor bastards your daughterus catch and bring home.
>”You’d better have her home by 9:30 or there’ll be hell to pay!”
“Sir I don’t think your daughter is going to allow me to do that…”
>”what are you implying about my little angel?”
“Uh, n-nothing sir. 9:30 sharp, got it.”
>local teenager almost gets in car crash trying to bring his girlfriend home on time before she can rape him
>he was unsuccessful
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67b4f3 No.401459
At what age do you have to start putting the eyepatch on an ushi-oni?
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fac7d1 No.401461
>>401459
Assuming they reach puberty at around the same age are human girls, my guess would be around 10 years old, but if you are playing it safe, 8 in case she is an early bloomer and so she can get used to it.
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af31cf No.401463
>Slime daughteru has a cold
>She sneezes
>Spend all day cleaning her off the walls.
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79c376 No.401466
>>401459
>What's wrong sweetheart?
<*Sigh*… Nothing dad…
>C'mon munchkin, you can tell your old dad.
Your ushi-oni daughter raises a furred, taloned paw listlessly to the size of her face.
<The other girls made fun of me.
>Aww my treasure… There's nothing wrong with having a seal, it just means you're becoming a woman. Now I'm not saying you should put a hole in the wall next to that snobby elf's head but I'd understand if…
<*Sobbing intensifies*
>Baby girl, what's wrong?
<I-it's not the elves this time. L-Layla was…"
>Your best friend Layla?
<S-She said I was a wimp because I've only got three runes on my seal and h-hers has f-fiiiiiiiive!
You hold the amalgam, spideresque form of your daughter against your chest, suppressing a wince as your ribs creak under the strain of her paws and upper talons.
>Honey… Daddy needs to breathe.
<S-sorry dad…
>It's okay. Now. Do you want to know a secret?
Your daughter sniffs, nodding and wiping her nose as she looks up at you
>She has basic Pandemonian Runes. We had to get yours custom inscribed by a Hellwright from the seventh circle of the Abyss.
Your daughter looks at you disbelievingly
<D-does that mean… I'm stronger than her?
You toustle her wild black hair
>Much.
She grins at that, her pointed eyeteeth sharp and bright.
<A-are we going camping this weekend?
You give a slight grimace of discomfort, gesturing to the bandages wrapped around your lower torso.
>Let's play it by ear, kiddo… Your mother was a touch… enthusiastic last night.
<Eeeeewwww!
You shrug helplessly
>Sorry hun but it's the truth.
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2363ee No.402067
>>357262
>manticore daughteru
>hug her during a touching moment
>wraps her two arms and also her large, articulated sex organ around you affectionately
>heckpup daughteru
>"The Talk" about not getting raped
>"The Talk" about waiting for a boy to consent before raping him
>"The Talk" also about not raping, but a second time just in case
>"The Talk" about how to survive prison
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4156ae No.402140
>>402067
>hellhound going to prison for raping man
>implying the man wouldn’t just say he consented afterwards so his waifu isn’t separated from him
You underestimate the power of monster pussy
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e226bd No.402145
>>402140
>All this literal slave mentality on this board
You underestimate real men. What the fuck is with you hellhound- and manticorefags being the utmost submissive betapussies on this board? At least the occasional onifag wants someone he can lift weights with, but you guys are so ready to just cut off your balls and hand them over to the first female willing to kick you in them. Seriously, what's up with that? Why can't you guys just take your waifu normally? Ask her out, and if she says yes, happy end. No need for this emasculation, that's jewish poison. A man chooses, a slave obeys. Don't be a slave.
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e226bd No.402147
>>402145
>inb4 maledom
Never stated that, nor is it the only option. While I myself prefer being free and in charge, this is more of a question of why you want to be submissive to a woman, instead of, at least, standing equal to her.
Sage because doublepost.
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3cafd5 No.402154
>>402145
>Why be fags and be emasculated by hellhound- and manticore?
This Anon is right on the money here.
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d2fe52 No.402166
>>402067
>"The Talk" about how to survive prison
This hasn't been funny for a while now.
>>402145
Bait harder.
>Inb4: merely pretending
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e83e39 No.402173
>>402145
fuck off spacebattles virgin
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3cafd5 No.402178
>>402173
How about you take your own advice and fuck off yourself, cuck.
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216f0c No.402188
>>402173
You know, calling someone a virgin on /monster/ isn't exactly an insult. Multiple anons pride themselves on being virgins here. Speaking of pride, I thought space battles was a soyboy infested shithole, what would they know about testosterone and manliness? I'll stick to my beliefs, and I have yet to be proven wrong in that regard.
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2363ee No.402190
>>402166
I assume you assumed I was nighound posting, however that was not the joke
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4156ae No.402194
>>402145
Jesus Christ man, no need to go full autist off of a joke. I’m not even a hellhoundfag, I just made that because the thought of someone’s daughteru going to prison leaves a bad taste in my mouth. You’re making way too many assumptions based off that. Calm down nigga.
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12fb30 No.402199
>>402145
>implying I don't want to put manticore or hellhound into their rightful place: a collar and leash
>not satisfying yourself by dominating hellhound or manticore
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0c0e75 No.402203
>>357262
I'm really not worried about my daughters being strong magic demons after all. It's my son I am worried about. I was the runt of my family so to speak. Small and nerdy, but hey now that magic is here who is laughing now. The problem is my son not only has my short genes, but his mother is perma loli as well. Poor kid is probably going to be more of a manlet then me.
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364bab No.402204
>>402145
>>402154
>>402199
Nice samefagging for an ID hopper
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4caa16 No.402210
>>402203
Your son gonna be prime shota.
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c02cf0 No.402213
Not concerned as long as there's no sex before marriage, or they for sure marry the man they first have sex with. And so long as that man is white and not a nigger or any other flavor of shitskin.
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364bab No.402214
>>402203
No need to worry mamano magic will make your kid as tall as you are unless this >>402210 is what you wanted all along
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2363ee No.402217
>>402140
idk, a prison arc could lead to some good separation/pining drama
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199eb2 No.402231
>>402178
I'm not the virgin who barges in threads and tells other people who their fetish is bad because I don't like it, retard.
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199eb2 No.402232
>>402188
>I thought space battles was a soyboy infested shithole, what would they know about testosterone and manliness?
Lots of hfy retards there, seems to fit their MO. Or it could be reddit/cuckchan. Either way, they're turbodweebs who tell others to stop liking what they don't like, without any self-awareness at all. Plus they're fantasizing about dominating women while they're rejected virgins themselves, making this even more comical.
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5c9355 No.402234
>>402188
they actually exist, they simply can't be arsed to argue with the soyboys, and instead talk about shit they care about rather than have a bunch of these morons shriek at them. Besides, there's always Questionable Questing.
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409964 No.402235
>>402234
>Questionable questing
Are they more sensible than the autists at spacebattles?
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22acab No.402237
>>402204
>he thinks I'm a samefag
Am not. Nor am I really baiting, it's a genuine question. Pic related to prove my innocence. Apologies if my id has changed since my last post
>>402234
>Questionable Questing
At first I read that as Questionable Content and got really worried. if you need to know more, head over to /co/ and look for "Questionable Malcontent" in the catalogue. Just have some bleach nearby, that webcomic is so fucking awful
>>402232
>hfy
To be fair, we have a lot of powerful shit in our world. I think an anon on /tg/ put it best,
>If dinosaurs became real, it would be the most boring thing ever. What's a t-rex gonna do against an anti-material rifle? Or even a wellplaced .50?
The point is, that we have worked so hard becoming the best at war, that any invader would have to be War of the Worlds martian-tier of strong (minus the bacteria weakness, obviously) to really get us. Now, I want wishfulfillment as much as the next anon, but even I have to admit that invaders would be facing tough opposition in our modern times. But really, if we can avoid war, that would be for the best. The less bloodshed the better. Portals when, goddammit?!
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22acab No.402238
>>402237
I also forgot to sage because I'm getting off topic. Please don't bully my daughterus.
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5c9355 No.402239
>>402235
There're some rules, but the gist is as following:
1. No politics. If you post politcs intentionally, you get a week long ban.
2. No paedophilia, aka no RL photos or links or such.
3. Be polite in your conduct with others.
And that's pretty much it. Unlikely the majority at SB, QQ doesn't mind Monstergirls, they even like them.
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3cafd5 No.402241
>>402237
> that we have worked so hard becoming the best at war, that any invader would have to be War of the Worlds martian-tier of strong (minus the bacteria weakness, obviously) to really get us.
Pretty much my view point. It always makes me either chuckle or shake my head in disbelief when I hear anons talking as if DofR would be a cakewalk or a milkrun for MGs to come and take over the world. Until the MGs meet elements of a modern military and see how well they fare. Here's a hint; not well.
Which is a real pity as these girls are simple looking for love, if we go off the MGE universe. But, people are entitled to their own delusions.
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3cafd5 No.402242
>>402238
Don't worry about saging, this isn't a CYOA thread.
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1e1911 No.402243
>>402242
Saging off topic posts is basic imageboard politesse, how new are you?
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c049ac No.402248
>>402188
Spacebattles know what a fat cock feels like, problem is it's somebody else going balls deep in their ass
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3cafd5 No.402249
>>402243
Fair enough, I stand corrected.
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c049ac No.402253
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bdf6ac No.402257
Just found out I have a daughteru of my own on the way. Wish me luck, gents.
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a92c13 No.402259
>>402241
Show me a western soldier who can shoot a (seemingly) unarmed and helpless woman in the face without hesitating and I'll show you a nigger. SSA and Durkastan are the only places I can think of where the military (such as it is) would be aggressively pressing MGs.
>>402257
Congratulations. May Reitia and Ammit bless her. Raise her right, raise her white.
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3cafd5 No.402260
>>402259
>Show me a western soldier who can shoot a (seemingly) unarmed and helpless woman in the face without hesitating and I'll show you a nigger.
Depends on how shit-staining scared he is at that moment in time and way she acts/introduces herself. How would a Normie react to a MG, especially the more inhuman ones? Most Grunts aren't train to think, only obey orders.
For example;
(You) and your squad are moving though a dark alleyway and one of your squadmates is tackled to the ground by an unknown assailantlet's say a hellhound. Are the other guys doing to stand there and clap. Or are they going to go to their buddy's help? For all they know this 'thing' could be tearing the guy apart.
As I said before, we know what they're and why there're doing this, the Normies don't. How do you think a religious person will react to a succubus or a demon even?
I'm not saying they'd be all killed purge-style. It depends on how it starts out. But, this whole DofR sounds like it could end very badly. Think 'Gate' bad.
>>402257
Congrats, mate. I wish (You) and your girl the best.
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c02cf0 No.402280
>>402257
Whatever you do, don't give her a trendy name that will be cringe later.
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a4e4bb No.402303
>>402260
You're also not going to be randomly shooting into a shadowy, moving shape which comprises of 50% your squaddie.
Also we should probably be having this conversation in the society thread, this one's for Daughterus
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d2fe52 No.402366
>>402237
>A dinosaur is the same as a magical demon who can level cities with ease
>Muh big guns
You HFYfags are all the same. Absolutely despicable and ignorant.
>inb4: "but I like monsters, there would just be lots of bloodshed!" No. Cease.
>>402239
>Press X to doubt
Also, why do you know all this? Bit sus if you ask me.
>>402239
>But, people are entitled to their own delusions
Heh. It's like a part of you knows that your full of shit. The subconscious is a funny thing.
>>402303
>Also we should probably be having this conversation in the society thread, this one's for Daughterus
You already shat up the first thread. I think you should sit this one out.
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d2fe52 No.402368
>>402366
Fug. "No. Cease" made it into the greentext.
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ca4740 No.402485
>>402366
You people are pretty candid about people getting raped, most men don’t like being raped, particularly something that looks like it comes from a Japanese false utopia franchise that’s even more Grimdark than 40k
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278a38 No.402486
>>402485
Shut the fuck up, spacebattles soycuck. I'll stab your eye out and rape the socket.
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c02cf0 No.402496
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79c376 No.402501
>>402366
>arguing against hfy
>I shat up the thread
Did you misread ID's or something? I'm not sure I even posted in the society thread.
>>402485
No you dumb nigger. "Rape" in an MG sense is more nebulous than we classify it. Even the word itself is merely a translatory best fit from moonrunes.
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3cafd5 No.402502
>>402366
>Heh. It's like a part of you knows that your full of shit. The subconscious is a funny thing.
I can recognize the difference between fantasy and reality. One is wishful think, the other is a complete bitch. Oh, by the way, please check your links, I wouldn't have known you were addressing me if I hadn't bothered to read your drivel.
>>402485
Well they are wanna be manwhores and have not thought about how grimdark KC's lore actually is. I would say they're probably rather young and naive.
>>402486
I think your projecting a little to much there, pal. Though I am impressed that you didn't use the word virgin, or does that hit too close to the mark for your own liking? I seriouly doubt that you'd have the balls to stab anyone let alone find your own… do you even have a cock?
>>402501
>"Rape" in an MG sense is more nebulous than we classify it.
Yeah, its a misunderstanding/mistranslation from Kanji to English. When KC says 'rape', he meant; 'very hot, sexy girl, that is showing alot of genuine interest in you, that wants to be lovey-dovey, wants your babies and is not after your wallet'.
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d9346e No.402539
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c02cf0 No.402540
>>402502
>Well they are wanna be manwhores and have not thought about how grimdark KC's lore actually is
>how grimdark KC's lore actually is
>grimdark
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278a38 No.402541
>>402502
Imagine being this much of a retard.
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d9346e No.402542
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>>402540
its what spacefags and robotfags are the human equivalent of this dog, they cant handle normal affection. because mommy and daddy split because people got involved in their relationships and they trusted strangers instead of their wife or husband.
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a1335d No.402545
>>402237
>>402241
I don't think they'd need or want to use overwhelming brute force. If they were smart (and to have lived hundreds, thousands or milions of years one can assume most of the longer-lived ones are at least not actively stupid) they'd scout this place a bit first, and if they were any kind of observant (whcih they are, with scrying abilities that nobody here can spoof or even detect) they'd realize the hardware they were up against would preclude open conflict. At their most confrontational, they'd probably operate like a mix of the ayyys from X-Com and the Alpha Legion, relying on 4th-generational stuff like cults, asymmetrical engagement, and psychological warfare. And that would be if they couldn't just send in girls that can shapeshift to either take over with soft control like a more benign version of They Live, or act as a fifth column that can neutralize enough crap to make it a walkover. Since they have resources and abilities we don't, they could also take over by getting their puppets in charge of the existing system, like the Shadows in Babylon 5. In any case, I'd think they'd consider open warfare a waste of potential husbands.
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22acab No.402552
>>402545
Thank you
Finally somebody gets it. Jesus christ, that's why I stated War of the World-tier invasion. Because that's force. But yeah, why would mamono use force, when they can make your life better from the sidelines first? And if there's no threat, there's no need to bring out the guns. I'm no hfy fag, but I am realistic to a degree.
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d9346e No.402562
>>402552
its because of the libtard shit being pushed by jews and weaklings feeding into a revenge porn outrage that distracts them from feeling self loathing from their do nothing lives. muh holohoax has escalated peoples reactions. The only sort of people that benefit from escalation have always been psychotic jews. Then again these edgy faggots dont understand how to manage newfound resources and always resort to ed gein like behaviors because the jew made them convenient because these subhumans are addicted to violence.
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a1335d No.402563
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b15b1e No.402566
>>361118
pretty sure bicorn hubbys get a harem whether they want it or not
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e93af4 No.402567
>>402566
She’s not bicorn yet though, that requires some mana that’s not hers.
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d2fe52 No.402584
>>402501
>>402502
Jesus, how did I fuck up the link.
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cc174e No.402606
>>402542
Replace the dog with most men and the man with a mamono and you get an accurate deppiction on what would happen in DOTR
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5c9355 No.402655
>>402366
>Also, why do you know all this? Bit sus if you ask me.
I got an account there, post on the regular.
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d2fe52 No.402722
>>402655
>I got an account there, post on the regular.
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9ded10 No.403351
I came to this thread with all these new posts hoping for more cute daughteru stuff just to see everyone derail it into a sub/dom convo.
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67b4f3 No.403353
>get proactively dated by a kaiju girl
>thankfully it turns out kaiju girls can shrink when they need to
>you didn't really want to go cave diving
>find out your wife is pregnant
>thankfully your daughter is close to human size
>you really didn't want to deal with house-sized diapers
>by the time she hits puberty, you'd mostly forgotten about the size issue
>then you hear the emergency broadcast
<"A kaiju of unknown origin has appeared in the city. Residents are advised to evacuate"
>oh shit
>you get about halfway to your daughter's school before you hit a roadblock
<"Sir, we can't let you go this way. The kaiju is still loose"
"That's my daughter"
<"…go ahead"
>she seems to have stopped panicking by the time you arrive
>she's just sitting in the rubble and crying instead
>you run out in front of her, waving to get her attention
<"Dad? Dad what's happening?"
"It's okay sweetie, it's just a growth spurt"
<"How is this okay? What if I'm stuck like this?"
"You'll get back to normal, I promise. We just… we just need to get you out of the city for a while"
>have to take an unplanned family vacation while your daughter learns to control her transformations
>have to find out if your wife's insurance will pay for the damage
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c049ac No.403360
>>403353
>Not fucking the kaiju waifu when she's full size
Where's your sense of adventure?
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278a38 No.403364
>>403360
Maybe he doesn't have spelunking gear.
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c049ac No.403372
>>403364
This is a good reason. Not that I'd need it or want it, but I am a strange man
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85b80d No.403404
>>403353
>Magic shrinking convenience plot device.
Imagine not grappling with reality like a man and using the restriction for better world building.
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22acab No.403414
>>403404
Uh-huh? And how the fuck is my dick gonna fit in her, huh? Did you think about that?
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67b4f3 No.403428
>>403360
It's a fine thing to do if you're both prepared, but on the first date it's better to keep it safe and not risk getting stuck inside your waifu.
>>403364
>your daughter gets a boyfriend
>a few weeks later, she asks if she can borrow your scuba gear
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d2fe52 No.403450
>>403414
>Not wanting to enter her vagina and deliver your "payload" straight to the source
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278a38 No.403455
>>403414
What are you? A fag? A real man doesn't ask dumb wuestions like that. He just tears off his clothes and goes for it anyway.
This is why you'll still be a low level scrub.
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278a38 No.403456
>>403455
*questions
I should really learn to stop posting right after waking up.
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67b4f3 No.403694
>>403455
But how would childbirth work if a baby boy weighs around 8 pounds and a baby girl weighs over 100 tons?
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277920 No.404571
>>357262
Is having sons the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 1* years solely so he can go and get ravaged by monster girl. All the hard work you put into your handsome son - teaching him to hunt animals, making him go on adventures, making sure he gets swole, teaching him the art of war, drinking with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the monsters that will eventually fuck him in every position.
Raised the perfect son? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random monster who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries hhim. She gets to ride his dick every night. She gets the benefits of his strong and awesome that came from the way you raised him.
As a man who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a son for a monster girl to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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2c6f38 No.404572
>>404571
I'm going to assume you are baiting. If not, this post alone tells me you you are horribly addicted to porn and look at some seriously degenerate stuff. My advice would be to go get help and don't come back here until you realized how stupid and wrong your post is. I will admit that a lot of the modern day porn you'll see on the internet is Jewish propaganda examples being BLACKED and any thing that has to do with cuckoldry. there is more of course but this is the most common and it has been an extremely effective psyop.
Like I said previously, I am mainly leaning towards the conclusion of your post being bait and if it is, good one. cuckoldry is an extremely vilified subject on /monster/ so I expect someone to report you and have your post removed. regardless, this entire post I have written up can serve as advice for any one addicted to Jewish porn.
In an attempt to stay on topic, where would you take your daughteru(s) camping/hunting? Do you have any areas near you that you could partake in this activity? Also what kind of weapon would you use? If she's too much a timid girl, perhaps you could go catch and release fishing.
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6e245f No.404580
>>404572
It's an edit of a copypasta you superb newfag.
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cadd1b No.404687
>>404572
> being this new
> posting an image of sage without actually sageing
Lurk 2 years minimum.
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d2fe52 No.404697
>>404571
I love the way you modified this copy pasta.
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8e9b4a No.404703
>>404572
>I'm going to assume you are baiting.
It's a pasta, you dolt.
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2257f7 No.404707
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665967 No.404718
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4b2094 No.404723
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277920 No.404724
>>404572
If you're gonna post read the thread ya cunt. Lurk for forever, and on a different board.
>>395908
>>395910
>>395914
>>395973
>>395995
>>396282
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fc47c0 No.404729
>>404572
> he replies to the pasta
Lurk more dipwad
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c049ac No.404763
>>404572
I would tell you to hang yourself, but Noose chan deserves a better husbando than you.
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6e245f No.404766
>what this thread has become
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3aacb7 No.404884
>became a dark wizard post-DotR
>met, proactively dated (kinda, she didn't really resist at any point), and married a troll druid
>lots of people thought our union was weird, didn't care enough to learn why
>first born was a boy, took to dark magic instantly
>second boy doesn't really have any sort of interest or talent in magic, fine by us
>after hoping and hoping, finally got an adorable troll daughter
>everything we dreamed of, the sweetest little girl you can imagine, the whole family adores her
>loves helping out her mother with garden work, alchemy, and druid magic
>I've been teaching her to read, write, do basic math etc., loves reading stories with me
>turned 5 years old last week
>try to introduce her to dark magic
>scared of the dark and cowers in the face of a simple skeleton summon
>any sort of attempt to introduce her to the subject beyond a simple shadow spell results in her hiding behind my leg, holding it with a vice grip
>don't understand, neither of the boys were like this, even the one who ended up not being interested in magic
>wife explains to me trolls are naturally averse to unliving or extradimensional beings, as it's the opposite of their natural element, earth and life
>said she was something of an exception to the rule, hence why she never minded and even showed a bit of curiosity in my work, but our daughter might not be
So, what should I do? She can certainly be a druid like her mom, I have no problem with that at all, but a general magic education is important. Everyone knows that an at least basic understanding of all kinds of magic is required for both a solid grasp of magical theory and being able to defend yourself from another wizard or magical anomalies channeling a different kind of magic. I guess I could just teach her by the book, but hands-on experience, even if it is just observation of someone else performing it, is more valuable than simply learning from books. And said book-learning isn't going to mean jack if she's paralyzed in fear at the sight of those things. I admit I may be insecure about my little girl reviling the subject I love and have dedicated my life to, among other lives, but these points are still valid. Should I just wait until she's older and hope she stops being scared of these things? I don't want to risk traumatizing her.
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67b4f3 No.405108
>>404572
>go hunting with kaiju daughter
<"Dad why do I need a gun? Can't I just use my breath?"
"Sweetie you can't hunt deer with a nuclear weapon"
<"Why not?"
"Well we need to leave some of the animals alive, or we won't have anything to hunt next year. Also we can't take any meat from the deer if you vaporize it"
<"I can't do anything with a nuclear weapon"
"You can use it on your sister, when she's old enough to fight back"
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