6bd709 No.357262 [View All]
What are some of the cute/annoying/bad problems a father would have to deal with his mamono daugherus? What general things while growing up would make raising a monster daughter difficult?
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c02cf0 No.402280
>>402257
Whatever you do, don't give her a trendy name that will be cringe later.
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a4e4bb No.402303
>>402260
You're also not going to be randomly shooting into a shadowy, moving shape which comprises of 50% your squaddie.
Also we should probably be having this conversation in the society thread, this one's for Daughterus
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d2fe52 No.402366
>>402237
>A dinosaur is the same as a magical demon who can level cities with ease
>Muh big guns
You HFYfags are all the same. Absolutely despicable and ignorant.
>inb4: "but I like monsters, there would just be lots of bloodshed!" No. Cease.
>>402239
>Press X to doubt
Also, why do you know all this? Bit sus if you ask me.
>>402239
>But, people are entitled to their own delusions
Heh. It's like a part of you knows that your full of shit. The subconscious is a funny thing.
>>402303
>Also we should probably be having this conversation in the society thread, this one's for Daughterus
You already shat up the first thread. I think you should sit this one out.
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d2fe52 No.402368
>>402366
Fug. "No. Cease" made it into the greentext.
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ca4740 No.402485
>>402366
You people are pretty candid about people getting raped, most men don’t like being raped, particularly something that looks like it comes from a Japanese false utopia franchise that’s even more Grimdark than 40k
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278a38 No.402486
>>402485
Shut the fuck up, spacebattles soycuck. I'll stab your eye out and rape the socket.
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c02cf0 No.402496
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79c376 No.402501
>>402366
>arguing against hfy
>I shat up the thread
Did you misread ID's or something? I'm not sure I even posted in the society thread.
>>402485
No you dumb nigger. "Rape" in an MG sense is more nebulous than we classify it. Even the word itself is merely a translatory best fit from moonrunes.
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3cafd5 No.402502
>>402366
>Heh. It's like a part of you knows that your full of shit. The subconscious is a funny thing.
I can recognize the difference between fantasy and reality. One is wishful think, the other is a complete bitch. Oh, by the way, please check your links, I wouldn't have known you were addressing me if I hadn't bothered to read your drivel.
>>402485
Well they are wanna be manwhores and have not thought about how grimdark KC's lore actually is. I would say they're probably rather young and naive.
>>402486
I think your projecting a little to much there, pal. Though I am impressed that you didn't use the word virgin, or does that hit too close to the mark for your own liking? I seriouly doubt that you'd have the balls to stab anyone let alone find your own… do you even have a cock?
>>402501
>"Rape" in an MG sense is more nebulous than we classify it.
Yeah, its a misunderstanding/mistranslation from Kanji to English. When KC says 'rape', he meant; 'very hot, sexy girl, that is showing alot of genuine interest in you, that wants to be lovey-dovey, wants your babies and is not after your wallet'.
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d9346e No.402539
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c02cf0 No.402540
>>402502
>Well they are wanna be manwhores and have not thought about how grimdark KC's lore actually is
>how grimdark KC's lore actually is
>grimdark
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278a38 No.402541
>>402502
Imagine being this much of a retard.
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d9346e No.402542
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>>402540
its what spacefags and robotfags are the human equivalent of this dog, they cant handle normal affection. because mommy and daddy split because people got involved in their relationships and they trusted strangers instead of their wife or husband.
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a1335d No.402545
>>402237
>>402241
I don't think they'd need or want to use overwhelming brute force. If they were smart (and to have lived hundreds, thousands or milions of years one can assume most of the longer-lived ones are at least not actively stupid) they'd scout this place a bit first, and if they were any kind of observant (whcih they are, with scrying abilities that nobody here can spoof or even detect) they'd realize the hardware they were up against would preclude open conflict. At their most confrontational, they'd probably operate like a mix of the ayyys from X-Com and the Alpha Legion, relying on 4th-generational stuff like cults, asymmetrical engagement, and psychological warfare. And that would be if they couldn't just send in girls that can shapeshift to either take over with soft control like a more benign version of They Live, or act as a fifth column that can neutralize enough crap to make it a walkover. Since they have resources and abilities we don't, they could also take over by getting their puppets in charge of the existing system, like the Shadows in Babylon 5. In any case, I'd think they'd consider open warfare a waste of potential husbands.
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22acab No.402552
>>402545
Thank you
Finally somebody gets it. Jesus christ, that's why I stated War of the World-tier invasion. Because that's force. But yeah, why would mamono use force, when they can make your life better from the sidelines first? And if there's no threat, there's no need to bring out the guns. I'm no hfy fag, but I am realistic to a degree.
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d9346e No.402562
>>402552
its because of the libtard shit being pushed by jews and weaklings feeding into a revenge porn outrage that distracts them from feeling self loathing from their do nothing lives. muh holohoax has escalated peoples reactions. The only sort of people that benefit from escalation have always been psychotic jews. Then again these edgy faggots dont understand how to manage newfound resources and always resort to ed gein like behaviors because the jew made them convenient because these subhumans are addicted to violence.
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a1335d No.402563
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b15b1e No.402566
>>361118
pretty sure bicorn hubbys get a harem whether they want it or not
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e93af4 No.402567
>>402566
She’s not bicorn yet though, that requires some mana that’s not hers.
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d2fe52 No.402584
>>402501
>>402502
Jesus, how did I fuck up the link.
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cc174e No.402606
>>402542
Replace the dog with most men and the man with a mamono and you get an accurate deppiction on what would happen in DOTR
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5c9355 No.402655
>>402366
>Also, why do you know all this? Bit sus if you ask me.
I got an account there, post on the regular.
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d2fe52 No.402722
>>402655
>I got an account there, post on the regular.
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9ded10 No.403351
I came to this thread with all these new posts hoping for more cute daughteru stuff just to see everyone derail it into a sub/dom convo.
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67b4f3 No.403353
>get proactively dated by a kaiju girl
>thankfully it turns out kaiju girls can shrink when they need to
>you didn't really want to go cave diving
>find out your wife is pregnant
>thankfully your daughter is close to human size
>you really didn't want to deal with house-sized diapers
>by the time she hits puberty, you'd mostly forgotten about the size issue
>then you hear the emergency broadcast
<"A kaiju of unknown origin has appeared in the city. Residents are advised to evacuate"
>oh shit
>you get about halfway to your daughter's school before you hit a roadblock
<"Sir, we can't let you go this way. The kaiju is still loose"
"That's my daughter"
<"…go ahead"
>she seems to have stopped panicking by the time you arrive
>she's just sitting in the rubble and crying instead
>you run out in front of her, waving to get her attention
<"Dad? Dad what's happening?"
"It's okay sweetie, it's just a growth spurt"
<"How is this okay? What if I'm stuck like this?"
"You'll get back to normal, I promise. We just… we just need to get you out of the city for a while"
>have to take an unplanned family vacation while your daughter learns to control her transformations
>have to find out if your wife's insurance will pay for the damage
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c049ac No.403360
>>403353
>Not fucking the kaiju waifu when she's full size
Where's your sense of adventure?
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278a38 No.403364
>>403360
Maybe he doesn't have spelunking gear.
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c049ac No.403372
>>403364
This is a good reason. Not that I'd need it or want it, but I am a strange man
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85b80d No.403404
>>403353
>Magic shrinking convenience plot device.
Imagine not grappling with reality like a man and using the restriction for better world building.
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22acab No.403414
>>403404
Uh-huh? And how the fuck is my dick gonna fit in her, huh? Did you think about that?
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67b4f3 No.403428
>>403360
It's a fine thing to do if you're both prepared, but on the first date it's better to keep it safe and not risk getting stuck inside your waifu.
>>403364
>your daughter gets a boyfriend
>a few weeks later, she asks if she can borrow your scuba gear
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d2fe52 No.403450
>>403414
>Not wanting to enter her vagina and deliver your "payload" straight to the source
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278a38 No.403455
>>403414
What are you? A fag? A real man doesn't ask dumb wuestions like that. He just tears off his clothes and goes for it anyway.
This is why you'll still be a low level scrub.
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278a38 No.403456
>>403455
*questions
I should really learn to stop posting right after waking up.
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67b4f3 No.403694
>>403455
But how would childbirth work if a baby boy weighs around 8 pounds and a baby girl weighs over 100 tons?
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277920 No.404571
>>357262
Is having sons the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 1* years solely so he can go and get ravaged by monster girl. All the hard work you put into your handsome son - teaching him to hunt animals, making him go on adventures, making sure he gets swole, teaching him the art of war, drinking with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the monsters that will eventually fuck him in every position.
Raised the perfect son? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random monster who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries hhim. She gets to ride his dick every night. She gets the benefits of his strong and awesome that came from the way you raised him.
As a man who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a son for a monster girl to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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2c6f38 No.404572
>>404571
I'm going to assume you are baiting. If not, this post alone tells me you you are horribly addicted to porn and look at some seriously degenerate stuff. My advice would be to go get help and don't come back here until you realized how stupid and wrong your post is. I will admit that a lot of the modern day porn you'll see on the internet is Jewish propaganda examples being BLACKED and any thing that has to do with cuckoldry. there is more of course but this is the most common and it has been an extremely effective psyop.
Like I said previously, I am mainly leaning towards the conclusion of your post being bait and if it is, good one. cuckoldry is an extremely vilified subject on /monster/ so I expect someone to report you and have your post removed. regardless, this entire post I have written up can serve as advice for any one addicted to Jewish porn.
In an attempt to stay on topic, where would you take your daughteru(s) camping/hunting? Do you have any areas near you that you could partake in this activity? Also what kind of weapon would you use? If she's too much a timid girl, perhaps you could go catch and release fishing.
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6e245f No.404580
>>404572
It's an edit of a copypasta you superb newfag.
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cadd1b No.404687
>>404572
> being this new
> posting an image of sage without actually sageing
Lurk 2 years minimum.
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d2fe52 No.404697
>>404571
I love the way you modified this copy pasta.
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8e9b4a No.404703
>>404572
>I'm going to assume you are baiting.
It's a pasta, you dolt.
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2257f7 No.404707
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665967 No.404718
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4b2094 No.404723
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277920 No.404724
>>404572
If you're gonna post read the thread ya cunt. Lurk for forever, and on a different board.
>>395908
>>395910
>>395914
>>395973
>>395995
>>396282
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fc47c0 No.404729
>>404572
> he replies to the pasta
Lurk more dipwad
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c049ac No.404763
>>404572
I would tell you to hang yourself, but Noose chan deserves a better husbando than you.
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6e245f No.404766
>what this thread has become
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3aacb7 No.404884
>became a dark wizard post-DotR
>met, proactively dated (kinda, she didn't really resist at any point), and married a troll druid
>lots of people thought our union was weird, didn't care enough to learn why
>first born was a boy, took to dark magic instantly
>second boy doesn't really have any sort of interest or talent in magic, fine by us
>after hoping and hoping, finally got an adorable troll daughter
>everything we dreamed of, the sweetest little girl you can imagine, the whole family adores her
>loves helping out her mother with garden work, alchemy, and druid magic
>I've been teaching her to read, write, do basic math etc., loves reading stories with me
>turned 5 years old last week
>try to introduce her to dark magic
>scared of the dark and cowers in the face of a simple skeleton summon
>any sort of attempt to introduce her to the subject beyond a simple shadow spell results in her hiding behind my leg, holding it with a vice grip
>don't understand, neither of the boys were like this, even the one who ended up not being interested in magic
>wife explains to me trolls are naturally averse to unliving or extradimensional beings, as it's the opposite of their natural element, earth and life
>said she was something of an exception to the rule, hence why she never minded and even showed a bit of curiosity in my work, but our daughter might not be
So, what should I do? She can certainly be a druid like her mom, I have no problem with that at all, but a general magic education is important. Everyone knows that an at least basic understanding of all kinds of magic is required for both a solid grasp of magical theory and being able to defend yourself from another wizard or magical anomalies channeling a different kind of magic. I guess I could just teach her by the book, but hands-on experience, even if it is just observation of someone else performing it, is more valuable than simply learning from books. And said book-learning isn't going to mean jack if she's paralyzed in fear at the sight of those things. I admit I may be insecure about my little girl reviling the subject I love and have dedicated my life to, among other lives, but these points are still valid. Should I just wait until she's older and hope she stops being scared of these things? I don't want to risk traumatizing her.
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67b4f3 No.405108
>>404572
>go hunting with kaiju daughter
<"Dad why do I need a gun? Can't I just use my breath?"
"Sweetie you can't hunt deer with a nuclear weapon"
<"Why not?"
"Well we need to leave some of the animals alive, or we won't have anything to hunt next year. Also we can't take any meat from the deer if you vaporize it"
<"I can't do anything with a nuclear weapon"
"You can use it on your sister, when she's old enough to fight back"
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