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cd8bc6 No.327152 [Last50 Posts]

Use this thread to describe the time your Waifu was at her most needy/desperate/forceful in getting you to give her some love.

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1269ca No.327158

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451028 No.327166

File: 85fcfc36a7cad67⋯.jpg (20.89 KB,480x480,1:1,And_You.jpg)

File: 2e69ec010973b31⋯.gif (496.8 KB,300x126,50:21,Can't deal with this.gif)

File: 8396d70f6337a12⋯.jpg (56.26 KB,804x960,67:80,and_every_day_i_feel_it.jpg)

File: 6fbe464019f120f⋯.jpg (14.25 KB,320x320,1:1,Sad cat.jpg)

File: b81ce15dc2a7229⋯.gif (499.28 KB,500x281,500:281,Blue bird.gif)

In order. I think she was worried I had stood her up on our big date, when my bus was running late, my phone froze for no less than FORTY bloody minutes, and it was raining cats and dogs in the middle of her waiting for me. Poor thing, she was soaked to the bone. So we dropped the restaurant, took a taxi home and cuddled, first in the shower and then in the bed. I made her dinner and we cuddled more afterwards. And then we had sex in the most innocent manner possible. I love her so much, I never want to see that sad face again. I'm gonna protect her as best as I can, and I will forever be the best husband and father I can be.

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945f24 No.327195

How teriffying must a hellhounds who's been chaste for a month be?

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fde9b4 No.327236

>>327195

You're gonna need a necromancer for your entire lower body after she's done with you.

Here, have a free greentext about that.

>Her scream of pain and rage shakes the entire cathedral.

>It's deafening and your blood runs cold in the sheer inhumane horror of that cry.

>Yet, as it dies down, she kneels, her sword of fire and light falls upon the golden tiles and slowly vanishes.

>Your entire body aches, everyone around you is barely standing at best, some are laying on the ground, hanging out by will alone.

>But you've done it.

>You have defeated a God.

"This is impossible, I am the chief god! I am humanity's last hope! The bulwark of the weak! Yet you would betray me in favor of a monster?! You are insane!"

>The man who lead your strange group of heroes and mere men drags his broken body to the winged entity.

>His voice is barely a whisper, yet, it echoes so well in these hallowed halls.

>"It's over, please, let's just… rest. Together."

"I can't. I must… fight."

>"No, we've fought enough, let's sleep."

>Eventually, her eyelids close, the suns burning in her gaze finally dim to the colors of sundown and her body begins to scatter like feathers in the wind.

>"Everyone, thank you. You've done amazingly… You saved the worlds below… It's not much, but you have my blessings, go be happy, you earned it."

>None of you have time to say anything before everything returns to clouds.

>You begin to fall from Heavens…

>When consciousness returns to your body, you feel heavy.

>Not a single one of your muscles isn't aflame, and all of your bones are like lead.

>Even breathing is a torture.

>But you're alive.

>When your vision clears, you understand a little better why air is such a rare commodity right now.

>A familiar mane of black hair and burning hellfire stares at you.

>The big difference are the tears welling in her beautiful eyes.

>"You're back… I knew it… I knew it! I never doubted! You're back! You won!"

>You can't say a word, you let her hug you with all her strength, like a drowning man hanging on a buoy. Her claws are ripping the sheets to shreds as her tail wags faster than should be biologically possible.

<"Miss, you have to let him rest, I have no idea what happened up there, but it's clear your husband escaped death by a hair and not much more."

>The following week is slow, agonizingly so in comparison to the last few days before the final confrontation.

>Many Monsters came to express their thanks or learn more about the events that transpired in the Chief God's Domain, however, your memory is hazy at best, leaving many historians quite disappointed.

>Only one certainty: you won.

>Your wife has never been as caring towards you than during your time recovering.

>Every morning, she'd be waiting for you to wake up, she'd help feed you every meals, going as far as to chew food for you and bring it mouth to mouth when your jaw was too weak to move.

>Her overprotective side was also in full swing, growling at everything and everyone for pretty much anything that could remotely look threatening towards you.

>But, you can't say you hated any of it. Quite the opposite, tiring, perhaps, but it did wonders to your mood.

>Eventually, you are released from the healers' care.

>With your wife's help, the road home is easy and uneventful.

>Her caring side doesn't diminish for the following days.

>She insists that you lean on her for support everywhere you go.

>She does the vast majority of the chores in your little love nest, only leaving you the easiest tasks and never without her watchful eye upon you.

>Clearly, the fear of losing you has changed her.

>Everything she does is tinged with the same care a child holding a baby bird might have, lacking grace and too afraid to damage anything if she uses too much of her natural strength.

>Every night, the two of you fall asleep in eachother's arms.

>Prudently, you regain your health.

>The axe falls upon the log and splits it easily in two.

>"You won't hurt yourself? Right?"

"No. I'm back."

>Those words get a big smile out of her, ears standing tall and tail wagging.

>"Then, let's go hunt together, if you get a nice catch, I'll consider you as fully healed."

"Prepare yourself, 'cuz tonight we'll eat like kings!"

>Her grin is so wide.

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fde9b4 No.327237

>>327236

>That night, you find yourself in a dangerously familiar situation.

>Her large paws on each side of your head, her hair falling around your face, as if to block the whole world around you, leaving only her bright and sharp features above you.

>You notice the silk underwear.

"Um… Fullmoon?"

>"Yes."

"Okay… can you show mercy for a recovering man?"

>"I've done my very best, Anon, in fact, I'd say I've done fucking amazing keeping myself in check like I did all this time. I deserve a reward. And I've grown VERY impatient."

"So… no safeword?"

>"No. No mercy either."

"What if something breaks again?"

>"I'll nurse you back to health again."

"This whole situation might repeat itself."

>"Like I care."

"Alright, fair enough, I'll admit, I was expicting this much and I am kinda backed up, so yeah, let's do this!"

>"I have a full month worth of love for you to get back, and I'm gonna wring you down to the last drop."

"And this, kids is the night you were conceived, and also my second near death experience, and it was a lot more vivid than the first. The third happened at your birth."

Hope you HellHoundFags liked it, take care.

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b23de7 No.327245

>>327237

I know hellhounds like it rough, but we're talking about a guy who beat the leader of the gods. No way an overgrown mutt is gonna break him.

And I headcanon fullmoon hellhounds as affectionate pansies that like doing it slow. Like black harpies

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f78b53 No.327249

>>327237

Loved it.

>>327245

I like the way you think, Anon.

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1269ca No.327264

>>327237

>ok with broken bones

You lot know that if you break the hip bad enough you can get paralyzed right? Shit if it dosen't heal right a person won't be able to walk right ever again.

I know it's a meme but it's akin to people saying a stroke is nothing major.

It might just be me, but broken bones = going out to get milk for a few decades. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

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0120b5 No.327274

>>327158

Is it sad that I dont trust most of my family enough to enjoy a hug? I dont feel love for them like a son should. The sooner I can escape them the better.

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f1425b No.327305

>>327274

You are not alone. It's sad when so little trust can be fostered among ones own family. Even worse should they actively betray it on a regular basis. We're here cause we all need love we believe we cannot get in reality.

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fde9b4 No.327353

>>327245

Fighting a God is very different than wrestling a mortal.

In this hurriedly constructed cardboard setting, the realms of the Gods are mostly powered by minds and willpower.

Also, I tried to imply that it was a joined effort of many Anons united by the power of waifus' affection to save the world(s).

Finally, it was mostly an overly elaborated build-up for that last joke about near-death experience.

>>327249

Glad you liked it, been a while since my last writefagging, so hearing good feedback is pulling me back into it.

>>327264

I actually didn't realize that this meme happens to be pretty deadly IRL.

I'll remember it for a more serious story.

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dce56f No.327383

>>327152

Could you imagine how weird Monstergirls would get if their husbands were gone on a 6-month/1 year military deployment?

The Army/Air Force/Navy/Marine Wives support groups wouldn't be enough to keep them from going crazy with worry and affection-starvation

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22d28e No.327411

File: a5fe4c87fb30c30⋯.jpg (160.96 KB,850x1200,17:24,__tamamo_and_tamamo_no_mae….jpg)

Sure. Needed a warm-up anyway.

>Chosen by family to be married off to a Kitsune Branch family in exchange for a reasonable plot of land.

>See: "Thrown to the wayside backwoods for a meager scrap of buffer fields."

>It's not so bad though, got a nice bit of real-estate to read books in.

>"Excuse me, dearest Husband…"

>Except when the annoyances of married life come around.

>"… It has been some time since our marriage and, understandably, your Mother has asked me, well that is to say she has inquired as to…"

>"You may tell Mother that I have no intention of having children for some time."

>"Ah, thank you dearest Husband, she will surely be pleased with your prompt response. However if,despite this you would perhaps still…"

>"I will be retiring for the evening. See that the servants do not disturb my rest."

>It's like this every day now. The help pesters me less then this woman does.

>I've considered hiring a concubine to relieve me of her pestering, but she would find some excuse to accompany me on any errand outside the estate.

>It is poor practice to shop in the Red Light district with one's spouse.

>Asking one of the servants to perform the errand is no good either, as they are all loyal to her families household.

>Perhaps one of them could relinquish me of her needs, if they were not all young girls.

>"I have wonderful news dear Husband! My father has permitted us to visit his estates library."

>I clench my teeth in anguish. Her father boasts of his collection at every family gathering, but the bastard greedily hoards it to himself and has denied me even after marrying his daughter and this condition…

>"Us?"

>"Yes, unfortunately he has stipulated that only those accompanied by his sired children may enter."

>"Is your sister otherwise disposed?"

>"Yes, I am sorry, but she is currently visiting other relatives."

>"Fine. Tell the servants to prepare for our departure. And have them only prepare the one carriage this time. It won't do to have one of us arrive without the other."

>She bows and leaves with the smallest, most benign, spring in her step.

>I hope this venture will be worth enduring this.

More to come.

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c065c6 No.327417

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8694c5 No.327421

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b1e8d3 No.327433

>>327411

I'm intrigued

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e0e0f2 No.327446

>>327411

Does this anon just not want kids, or does he not want to have tender, affectionate sex with his submissive kitsune wife?

Because unless I'm missing something or there is more we don't know yet, this kitsune sounds like grade A waifu material, and this guy sounds like either a jerk or a future Alp.

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1269ca No.327451

>>327446

The dude is understandably pissed at his parents who essentially sold him for land and is doing his best to spite them. Don't get me wrong, the kit has my sympathy, but the guy is probably feeling a bit betrayed and left for dead by the people he is suppose to trust.

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bf8661 No.327459

>>327411

sounds rather idiotic since hardly any guy gets a loving, devoted, loyal, sex-positive wife who will stay beautiful for a far longer time than any human woman.

ive noticed that a lot of stories here feature weird low-test dweebs without any natural male sex-drive as main characters, whats up with that.

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cd8bc6 No.327460

>>327451

I get he’s pissed at being pushed into his situation, but “actively thinking of hiring a whore just to hurt the wife” and “wanting to push the wife to sleep with the help to go away” are not reactions that anyone here is readily gonna emphasize with. At best, the dude comes off hyperbolic and wildly misattributing of blame and comeuppance, at worst, he sounds like a strawman MGTOW that got sent back in time to when arranged marriages on behalf of both spouses were a thing.

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cd8bc6 No.327461

File: 557b0c2d1f1e195⋯.jpeg (150 KB,728x1043,104:149,8E68457E-EC81-42FF-AB8A-B….jpeg)

>>327459

This board is extremely Jap-inspired, and even though Nihon has been strong and fortunate enough to hold off a full-on Juden Infestation, that doesn’t necessarily mean their particular mass media isn’t struggling against a subversion/convergence of its own.

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1269ca No.327462

>>327459

>ive noticed that a lot of stories here feature weird low-test dweebs without any natural male sex-drive as main characters, whats up with that.

I thought this boards stories always have been blatant self inserts.

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c6d287 No.327464

>>327460

He wants to hire a whore to get his rocks off without getting a kid, wich is what is expected of him.

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cd8bc6 No.327468

>>327464

I’d love to see you try to justify him wishing he had a male servant to pass his wife off to next.

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22d28e No.327475

File: f4cf3374805feed⋯.png (946.52 KB,700x1000,7:10,__original_drawn_by_ramuya….png)

>>327411

>My father-in-laws estate is perspicaciously close to our own, taking little more then half a days worth of travel to reach.

>the road there is well worked, making for an easy ride by coach.

>"Is something amiss dear Husband?"

>Easier in some aspects then others.

>"It's nothing. I just haven't left our… The estate in some time."

>"Ah, I suppose that's true."

>Curse the Demon Lord, or whoever responsible for the fox's extreme emotional sensitivity.

>"Dear Husband?"

>"Yes?"

>"Do you like my young Sister?"

>Sensitive indeed.

>"It isn't a matter of like or dislike. She shares my interest in the old tomes, and could assist me in study."

>"Is that so." she says turning to look on at the landscape.

>Silence ensues for the rest of our trip.

>What I wouldn't do for some bumpy roads.

>Racks upon racks of scrolls, meticulously cared for and cataloged, endless towers of accessible information laid before me.

>I would endure a thousand more coach rides for even a fraction of the time I would have here.

>Should I start with Genealogy? Crop reports? Transcribed biographies? Or perhaps all of them.

>With frenzy I peruse the library, pulling as many scrolls as I can carry over to the reading tables to begin my happy labor.

>"Pardon dear Husband, I shall take my leave."

>"Do not." I retort grabbing her hand mid-bow.

>"Your Father stipulated 'accompanied', being the specific man he is I'm liable to be thrown out the second the guards see you at the library's gate."

>Without a second more I am back in research, blazing though the tomes, transcribing tables, gaining insight, and then a snag.

>I grabbed the 34th Years of Restoration scroll instead of the 33rd.

>"Dear Husband, might I be of help" She asks, as if on cue.

>I quickly roll the scroll and bind it. Gently handing it to her.

>"Put this back and bring the 33rd." I murmur before spreading another tome out in front of me.

>In minutes I've done all the work I could without having the 33rd scroll, and yet She had yet to return.

>Venturing to the designated shelf I found the scroll, but not my Wife.

>Hunting though the old, wooden shelves I finally see the flurry of fine fur dodging though the halls.

>"What are you doing?"

>"Dear Husband!" She yelps, almost dropping the scroll she had tightly hugged to her breast.

>"Follow me." I said, beckoning.

>"See here on the rim" I say, guiding her hand along the bottom of the scroll.

>"This tells us the aisle, paces from the main hall going clockwise, and the self. The lettering is raised so even the blind can browse this library."

>"I see." She replied, her hand trembling slightly.

>"Dear Husband, you are quite familiar with our language, even more so then I."

>"My family is taught linguistics from an early age, but it's your ancestors care that makes this knowledge attainable."

>"Now," I write several addresses to a pad and hand it her. "bring these to me."

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eeb62d No.327476

>>327468

>I’d love to see you try to justify him wishing he had a male servant to pass his wife off to next.

odd, the possibility hadn't occured to me that the "concubine to relieve me of her pestering" might be male.

between reading "concubine" as inherently female, and now reflecting on the "he doesn't want kids" line of reasoning, I'm still thinking he wants a lesbian to distract her…

the guy is still clearly a 6 on the Kinsey scale though.

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e0e0f2 No.327478

>>327475

>A kitsune with pink hair and tails.

I didn't even know I had this fetish.

>Curse the Demon Lord, or whoever responsible for the fox's extreme emotional sensitivity.

>"Dear Husband, might I be of help" She asks, as if on cue.

>"Dear Husband!" She yelps, almost dropping the scroll she had tightly hugged to her breast.

If you don't want her, scholar anon, I'll take her. Just sayin'.

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1269ca No.327480

File: 98089e2e0af98e6⋯.png (276.82 KB,396x396,1:1,IMG_2088.PNG)

>>327476

>immediately assume a guy who dosen't want sex at any given moment is gay

>skimming rather than reading

Come on anon. You're just pulling shit out your ass now. He literally said he wanted a whore to fuck without the risk of legitimate kids.

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cd8bc6 No.327481

>>327476

Re-read the last line of the first text-block

>Perhaps one of them could relinquish me of her needs, if they were not all young girls.

This comes after he discounts being able to buy a prostitute for himself (wife won’t let him leave the house without him and he can’t go to a brothel with her, the servants are too devoted to their mistress to help him go behind her back.) He’s making it abundantly clear he wants her to go to someone else to relieve sexual tension if she won’t take the hint he’s not interested and he can’t bring a side-woman to ward her off (they may only bring up having children, but it’s a pretty clear that’s just a euphemism/excuse they’re using to avoid straight up bringing up their sex life aloud outside.)

And I don’t know why you felt the need to bring up the Kingsley’s scale, no one fucking thinks this dude is a homo, we’ve acknowledged his legitimate bitterness about his relationship. What we’re specifically criticizing is the fact that this petulant moron wants to cuck his wife or even allow himself to be cucked just to spite his parents for pushing a marriage on him, even when the wife in question is Prime-grade Yamato Nadeshiko material. It’s like getting yourself arrested in Costa Rica because you’re pissy your parents sent you on an all-expense paid vacation to Guanacaste you didn’t ask for, it’s backwards as all hell.

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cd8bc6 No.327482

>>327481

* leave the house without her

Not him

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22fa59 No.327484

File: 41cbed6f00cd62e⋯.jpg (10.98 KB,303x197,303:197,1398306602030.jpg)

>>327480

>>327481

It's not that anon's fault the guy comes across as a stone-faced homo with his head firmly wedged in his ass. Maybe the guy will get lucky and his wife will manage to dislodge it for him

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7d6613 No.327513

>>327481

>It’s like getting yourself arrested in Costa Rica because you’re pissy your parents sent you on an all-expense paid vacation to Guanacaste you didn’t ask for, it’s backwards as all hell.

That's a really skewed metaphor dude. He's bitter as shit because as far as he knows, his parents think having a bit more land is more important than him.

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e1ad9b No.327523

File: d26f28a24505654⋯.jpeg (142.81 KB,1200x811,1200:811,9C47C0B8-08EE-4E23-BE81-6….jpeg)

<Welcome home from your extensive business trip, Master.

<Please, have a seat. No, I insist.

<There we go! That wasn’t so hard, now was it?

<Would you care for some tea, Master? Of course you would.

<Hmm, you look as if you need something…

<Perhaps a shower with dinner and myself?

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826cd8 No.327526

>>327166

>best husband and father I can be.

Incest is wrong, anon

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eeb62d No.327534

>>327480

>>>327476

>>immediately assume a guy who dosen't want sex at any given moment is gay

>Doesn't want sex

He's whining about not being able to reach the red light district… What do you think he means to do.

>Any given moment

The guy is pondering long term plans to rid himself of the long term "problem" of a woman trying to fuck him.

So he doesn't want to fuck the wife for free, because he'd would like to pay to fuck someone whose gender has not been specified

>>skimming rather than reading

Ironic. See above.

>Come on anon. You're just pulling shit out your ass now. He literally said he wanted a whore to fuck without the risk of legitimate kids

Again with the irony, all he said was he didn't intend to produce any (legitimate) children, we are also told he wants to have sex, and he wants the wife to stop asking him for sex. goals he could achieve simultaneously by any kind of non reproductive sex acts. So we might suppose that the possibility never occured to him.

Except we're also told that he wouldn't mind passing the wife off on a male servant. Which he would have to assume would result in a child he would likely be forced to take credit for, if our supposition is correct. Which would mean he has no problem with kids. He just doesn't want to sire them himself. Even though he wants to have sex.

Alternately, he wishes the wife's tension relieved non-reproductively, but is unwilling to do it himself, even though he is also horny.

Both of these possibilities imply he finds the wife categorically unfuckable. But you're still right about one thing; doesn't like women isn't the only possibility, instead of a man, he could be into landwhales, or 3dpd, or matango…

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708762 No.327550

File: 08b9cc3bdfb1375⋯.png (181.15 KB,403x517,403:517,3cc3ef75d8cfb5e361c396b8e8….png)

>>327523

I'd love to take a shower with my dinner!

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3501a0 No.327551

>>327526

Where the fuck did you get that idea, anon? How does being a good father correlate to fucking my daughteru? Or are you implying I would marry my daughteru? Because may Ammit eat my heart if I do, that's just plain wrong.

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b1021b No.327569

>>327417

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to continue or re-visit this story, what would you like to read more of?

More affection starved MGs (but a different couple in a different setting)?

More about this peculiar couple (how they met, how's the recovery, how's the future family)?

An actual sex scene?

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e0e0f2 No.327610

>>327569

All I'll say is, while I can't speak for anyone else, I don't think you should necessarily mistake dislike of a protagonist as dislike of a story. I don't care for that scholar, but I liked the story.

And I'm working on a story of my own where the main character starts out as a bit of a jerk due to his background.

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22d28e No.327640

File: fea879b6d17eb22⋯.jpg (188.07 KB,481x642,481:642,__original_drawn_by_senhap….jpg)

File: ec8d13c18111996⋯.png (444.46 KB,650x900,13:18,__tamamo_original_drawn_by….png)

File: 184f9bef8831a72⋯.jpg (144.06 KB,425x383,425:383,castella-e382abe382b9e3838….jpg)

>>327475

>"Dear Husband~ It's time to wake up."

>I turn in bed and pry open my eyes to see my personal Servant and Wife kneeling at my bedside.

>Is it any wonder why I sleep alone?

>"I'm sorry dear Husband, but your sleeping face was so cute that your Servant just had to have me come and see it."

>'This is why I sleep alone' I desperately want to tell her, but think better of it.

>"I'd ask that you two leave. I've much work to do." I said gesturing to the scrolls flung about the room.

>"As you wish Master." The servant replies, taking her leave.

>"And you?"

>"I simply must stay dear Husband. I cannot bear the thought of you being alone, what if you are to pass out again?"

>"Argh." I groan.

>I, at some point, had passed out studying at her Fathers library.

>When we arrived back at the Estate I awoke and immediately began studying once again with, should we say, obvious results.

>The fact that I was outpaced and cradled back home by my own Wife will no doubt be a weapon of ridicule wielded by her father at the next family gathering.

>"Fine, you may stay so long as your not a disturbance."

>and so, my work collating the military records I transcribed from the library to the local harvest records acquired from our Estate continue.

>At least until a certain mystery creeps into my mind.

>"How is it that your able to sit so still?"

>"It is quite easy when I may watch my dear Husband work." She says, smiling.

>"And my Servant? It must be mid-day by now, and she awakes at the break of dawn. She had to be watching me since morning without awakening me."

>"Perhaps she was tending to other matters around the house?"

>"No that's impossible. She clings to my side until she's dismissed for the day every morning."

>"Ah dear Husband has called my bluff. Whatever shall I do?"

>"I've no time for your foxish games. Answer the question."

>"It is an ancient meditation technique in which one focuses on the object of their affection, 'The Path By Which One Seeks Peace' my Mother would call it."

>"And what are you to do when the 'object' is gone?" I ask, returning to my work.

>"That's why we make memories with our beloved, dear Husband. That way that thing we loved is never truly gone."

>"Sophistry, we only remember the wrong pieces, in the wrong way. When something is gone it has left us. We can only hope to, in some way, record these things and rebuild them later. Even then it's an incomplete truth."

>"Then I pray…"

>Suddenly my Wife wraps her arms around my waist and clings to me "I pray that I should die first. So I do not have to live without dear Husband!"

>I can hear her crying. Not an ugly sob like a child, or the faked tears of a practiced patrician. It was entirely genuine and beautiful.

>It made my stomach lurch.

>"Compose yourself."

>"I am sorry dear Husband." She said, hiding her face and wiping her tears with those tails.

>"You say these things so resolutely they become like vivid images. I would never leave you alone like that."

>Then consider those things before I imagine them myself fool.

>"Master, Mistress?" The servant called from outside the door. "I have brought Tea and Cake."

>"Very well. Bring it in and you may be excused afterward."

>With a servants grace she comes in and puts the Tea set upon the table, then, taking the pot she pours two cups and hands one to my wife.

>"Thank you." my Wife replies. To this, the Servant bows and takes her leave.

>Although it's taste is much more bitter then the brew from my homeland, I can't help but appreciate it's deep texture.

>That, and the cups can be grabbed instead of dainty held by some thin handle. It's a much more deliberate sort of drink.

>"Do you like her tea?" My wife asks.

>"I don't have a palate for tea. Although I can say I don't dislike it."

>"You should tell her then, I'm sure that would make her happy."

>"Then young woman are too easy to please. To be happy because someone you dislike says they don't dislike your tea."

>"I think your Servant likes you more then you realize dear Husband."

>"Is that so."

>"Yes, and because of that you should, well I mean, consider…" For some reason she becomes flustered

>Her face becomes beet red like her hair and her tails waggle in a storm behind her.

>Shortly, she takes a deep breath and composes herself.

>"Sometimes, even from people we might dislike, kind words can bring good fortune."

>Evening rolls in much the same way as it did yesterday, with one important difference.

>I am not the one passed out.

>For a moment I go to get the Servants to carry my Wife to her bed, but I stop myself.

>Leaning down, as close to her fluffy ear as I can muster, I mutter:

>"Thank you for you assistance yesterday."

>Her time she took from me today would be the payment for her help.

>Wait, if that were the case, if it's such a covert payment…

>I have to leave even the remote chance…

>It wouldn't be fair otherwise.

>"My dear Wife."

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e1ad9b No.327689

>>327684

You must be new here

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b1021b No.327718

>>327610

Err, friend, I'm afraid you answered the wrong Anon.

This post: >>327569, was about my HellHound story >>327236 and >>327237.

Scholar and Kitsune is this one: >>327411, >>327475 and >>327640.

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28b875 No.327759

File: fa56e9871ea340f⋯.png (14.98 KB,251x201,251:201,Bait.png)

>>327684

>4chan

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29c039 No.327925

File: 702893f37e20f8c⋯.jpg (126.74 KB,800x1226,400:613,agathian paladin.jpg)

S-silly heretics! You don't need "affection!" Especially not from any demons…

At least when you have the glorious incandescent love of the Chief Goddess, like I!

;_; …Damn unbelievers…

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8d6d0f No.328241

File: b8354cd38ed9932⋯.gif (357.81 KB,500x286,250:143,b8354cd38ed9932164b60206c6….gif)

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22d28e No.328248

File: de86f10c4ed0988⋯.jpg (96.66 KB,728x1040,7:10,CuteFoxWelcomesYouHome.jpg)

>>328241

Exams n' shit.

I swear to god I won't blue ball monster on fluffy tails for a second time.

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b1e8d3 No.328253

>>328248

I know your pain, friend. This board seems to slow down a ton during exam season

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4e9301 No.328273

File: 9c1af4bc7c6f536⋯.jpg (87.29 KB,500x374,250:187,eternal feel.jpg)

>>327274

I dont like people touching me, and yet tender physical contact is the one thing i crave above all others. this pain is indescribable and unbearable.

i get what your feeling man, no one deserves to feel like this.

>>327550

what you dont sit in the shower with a pot of Kraft mac and cheese and a fifth of whiskey and quietly contemplate your poor life decisions?

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451028 No.328289

File: bc09174516fc36d⋯.jpeg (84.48 KB,700x784,25:28,DOB5yTPUQAI2Iiq.jpeg)

>>328248

Source is Sewayaki kitsune no Senko-san

http://mangapark.me/manga/sewayaki-kitsune-no-senko-san-1

Salaryman gets a cutie lolibaba divine foxgirl for a housewife, and she pampers him when he gets home from work. Released this year, only two chapters uploaded so far. I'm so jaleous at the mc.

Fuck you for not including the source, you blueballing fellow flufflover.

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8d6d0f No.328290

>>328248

no prob m8, I understand, school comes first.

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7f541b No.328291

this is some Fan Fiction shit haha

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e0e0f2 No.328300

File: 88daf3544f9ff39⋯.jpg (17.6 KB,220x320,11:16,senko.jpg)

File: 7e627345ba8da46⋯.png (27.07 KB,275x275,1:1,succubus.png)

>>328289

Monster girls like Senko and the unnamed succubus in "Yuuutsu-kun to Succubus-san" are what make me wish for that portal to open more than anything else, desu.

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864e84 No.328301

File: 3ad1b4875035813⋯.jpeg (101.94 KB,602x900,301:450,DOB5tvSVAAE54mN.jpeg)

>>328300

I am in full agreement with you. Portal, OPEN! Bring us waifus!

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e0e0f2 No.328302

File: 2eefbb9585a1cf6⋯.jpg (125.53 KB,728x1041,728:1041,the_choice.jpg)

File: 16c62f055b24d12⋯.webm (280.34 KB,640x360,16:9,you_have_chosen_wisely.webm)

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22d28e No.328686

File: 00df9306febbe0f⋯.jpg (130.42 KB,850x897,850:897,__ushi_oni_monster_girl_en….jpg)

File: 83ff07e82cfcd0e⋯.jpg (88.38 KB,620x453,620:453,956_isd_Swamp.jpg)

>>327640

>"Master, pardon my intrusion, but there is an urgent matter to which you must attend."

>"What could be so urgent that my Wife cannot handle it?"

>"The Villagers have trapped a monster, they have brought it here and asked for a sentence."

>"They have brought what?! Go! halt any proceedings until I arrive!"

>Of all the ludicrous things to do.

>I grab my sword and make way immediately for the front gate.

>The guard surrounded the cart to which the creature was bound.

>An Ushi-Oni from the looks of it.

>What charms these buffer lands have, That monstrosities such as this are brought straight to the house of governance.

>"My Lord." a peasant approaches me "We ask for you to sentence this trespasser."

>"And the charge?"

>"She invaded our lands and tried to abscond with my son!"

>"So the sentence will be death then?"

>I can all present,my Wife, the peasants, and even the guards recoil at my suggestion.

>"Dear Husband, might I be of assistance?"

>"Only if you can convince me of why I shouldn't fell this creature."

>Gods, the thing was foaming at the mouth.

>"Well in dear Husband's fatherland the Emperor has dictated that invaders are not to be tolerated.

>But in these land the High Priestess dictates that lords be merciful in their judgement to wayward monsters."

>"And the High priestess is above us all." The peasant added.

>I walked to the cart and examined the thrashing, bound thing.

>The monster was covered from it's head to every leg in scars, save for one, which was absent entirely.

>Instead vegetation and moss covered the hole in it's shell.

>"Say I release this creature away from the village. What's to stop it from simply returning to cause havoc?"

>"I can heal the creatures mind, if dear Husband would allow."

>I nod my head. There was no harm in exploring alternatives.

>She steps over to the creature and an interesting contrast is formed

>Her calm, un-breaking demeanor, to the creature's mad flailing.

>With one hand on her chest, she closes her eyes and places her other hand over the creatures head.

>It's as if her calm spreads though her and to the creature, causing it to cease it's thrashing and lie down.

>"How did you do that?" I ask.

>Without opening her eyes, or turning to me, she offers me the hand that was on her breast.

>I take it and in the same instance I was in a bog.

>My feet were sunk, insects swarmed me, and I heard the cries.

>there were hundreds of them, child-like versions of the beast that was at my front door.

>They squirmed and cried in swamp and just like me they were swarmed by insects.

>One of them was missing a leg.

>I made my way over to it and tried to pull it from the mud.

>It bit and clawed at me, but I managed to arrest it from the ground's embrace.

>Like a puppy from home I cradled it my arms and stroked it's head even though her assaults continued.

>It felt like an eternity I stood there tying to coddle this monster.

>But then her cries stopped.

>She looked at me with her large yellow eye and I could see her face stained with tears.

>And then the river came.

>It was like a calm tide, dispersing the relentless insects and cleansing the land.

>And I was back where I was before, still holding my Wife's hand. She was smiling at me.

>"Did you see dear Husband? the darkness of her world? There is no reason in making more sorrow if we cannot help it."

>"I.." I looked into the creature's eyes "Where is it's seal?"

>At the moment the creature burst from the net and threw it's legs around as if they were clubs.

>The guards took flight and spared my Wife from the blunt of it, but I was knocked into the net.

>The creature raged. Throwing itself around to try and loosen those parts of the rope that still held it.

>The parts I was still attached to.

>I found my footing and with all of my strength tried to pull the beast back into submission.

>But I could feel the muscles in my arm tearing and it was rearing to charge.

>Right toward my homestead. Toward my subjects and family.

>I readied the sword and knew my choice was clear.

>I put the blade into it's heart.

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c065c6 No.329091

File: f0eb0cc1306a838⋯.jpg (486.88 KB,2749x2973,2749:2973,ushi-oni horns.jpg)

>>328686

Rapespider just wanted some loving:c

Eagerly awaiting updates

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e1ad9b No.329092

>>329091

>:c

you have to go back

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d09f77 No.329217

File: d43aed1d6e24e70⋯.png (741.85 KB,1200x861,400:287,1512800907351-1.png)

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ffbb18 No.329281

>>327523

Wait, so if a Shog brews tea, are the tea leaves grown from her own body also? Or would that be more Troll territory?

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e1ad9b No.329289

>>329281

If a shoggoth gives you something there is decent chance whatever it is may include her in some way, shaper or form so maybe. Also it probably wouldn’t be tea leaves and more likely just some taste altered drops of herself diluted into water.

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ffbb18 No.329292

>>329289

I would be ok with this.

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88364e No.331305

>>328686

Eagerlyread:desperately awaiting updates

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d6448d No.333718

>>328686

More, nerd.

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78d3ab No.333742

>Got snatched by a Kitsune.

>Five tails of fluffy love connected to the best wife I could ask for.

>House is spotless.

>Finances are managed flawlessly.

>Amazing food.

>Veggie garden in the back is the only chore of hers she lets me help with.

>She lets me go hunting for 2 weeks every year.

>And that's where I fucked up.

>Got snowed in by a blizzard two days before we were set to leave. We had to butcher one of the elk we got for food.

>All of us inside the cabin were wishing for our wives.

>Took an extra week to get us out as we were low priority all things considered.

>When I get home, wife is nowhere to be found.

>Confused, I walk into the bedroom to unpack and shower.

>Wife drops from the fucking ceiling, forces me onto the bed and jabs me with a manticore spine.

>Rutted like animals for hours.

>Cuddled while we slept.

>Then when I woke up, I got another spine.

>This went on for three more repetitions before I finally showered.

>She only stopped when I told her three weeks without her was hell incarnate.

>She's now going hunting next season.

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0f6472 No.333791

>>329281

>Implying she doesn't synthesize it in her breasts

>Implying she want have you sit down with her

>The next thing you know is she's "naked" and pressing her chest against your face

>As you go to gently tease her nipple with your mouth a bit of tea squirts out into your mouth.

>As your drinking the sweet concoction you feel her wrap herself around your cock

>You're getting a nice sip of tea while your loving shoggy waifu helps you to relieve some tension

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6d0fb9 No.334398

>>327152

Wow you take waifufagging way too fucking seriously to think I don't know it's a script.

As a writer myself, I understand the value of emotional response. Unlike you I've had a girlfriend, several, and I've had girlfriends that cut themselves.

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e308d5 No.334400

>>334398

>Unlike you I've had a girlfriend, several

That's some classic bait there anon-kun

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6f70ff No.334405

File: b303907a31b2978⋯.png (227.86 KB,394x370,197:185,29D0383C-DAEA-4E3E-A819-6A….png)

>>334398

>Unlike you I've had a girlfriend, several

This is prime copypasta material.

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1747c0 No.334407

>>334398

>that cut themselves

you have shit taste in women and that's why you had several. take heed before you get burned out like Eliot Rodger.

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c055f5 No.334586

File: 42c50df22a31cc6⋯.jpg (296.91 KB,850x1189,850:1189,__original_drawn_by_nosuku….jpg)

>>328686

>"Who captured it!" I yell pulling the peasant by his collar.

>"I…I beg pardon my lord, but-"

>"WHO you blubbering fool?!"

>"It was some pass-Passing mercenaries!"

>"And have they moved on?!"

>"No, my Lord. They stay at the inn."

>"Take this message to them and have them spread it to all the men in the province:

>A fortnight from tomorrow, and all fortnights hence, all able-bodied men in the land are to gather in the Town's Square to be trained as a militia.

>I will send my guard to provide instruction. Have I made myself clear?"

>"But my lord! The High Priestess has forbade the formation of any military and sh-she is above you!"

>I throw the villager aside.

>"Do you really want to slight me again? You've already brought death here once."

>Wordlessly, the villagers scrambles off.

>Exhausted by the day's events I decide to have a bath.

>Out of all this country's treasures, these Baths were my favorite.

>All the tension just seems to soak out of my body.

>"oh, pardon me!" I see a flash of fur blur past the entrance way.

>Well nothing good lasts anyway.

>"Come in. The servants already prepared the bath and I dare not ask them to do it again."

>But it was not my wife, but the slender figure of my personal servant, hugging her tail for cover. .

>Nervously she waltzed over and took the space beside me.

>A young servant of marriageable age in a bath with a married lord.

>Oh how my misfortune does mount.

>"Um, Master…" In the comer of my eye I can see her shaking.

>"Does thou, Dislike the Mistress?"

>I had never been asked the question.

>If I were to answer such a question promptly it would surely be "yes".

>But after today's incident I suppose I could indulge some discussion.

>"Do you, yourself, like my Wife?"

>"Of course. Without her, I would have nothing."

>"What do you mean?"

>"She saved my family."

>"At the cost of your servitude?"

>She nods her head.

>"Was it your choice to be sold?"

>"Yes, so It's hard for me to understand how any man could spurn such a pure woman's advances."

>I chuckled. "Your just like a Knight."

>"Pardon my ignorance master, a Knight?"

>"A piece in a board game, yes, just like a Knight on the rim of the board.

>You appear trapped, helpless, but you can leap over anything to capture even a Queen.

>I am more like a pawn. Destined to move along a set path, only valuable for claiming territory, even when I make a capture it'll only be because it was set up for me.

>I never had the choice you see?"

>"It's *Cough* just as the mistress said. Your eyes are so cold."

>She began coughing like she was having a fit. bending over in pain.

>I rushed over to try and steady her. "Somebody-" I began to yell.

>She clasped my mouth closed and clung onto me.

>I could feel her warm body entirely pressed against me. It seemed so fragile, like a twig.

>"Please Master, we can't be seen like this, it's too early for that. Just please, don't look at me with those cold eyes."

>As her coughing subsided she lightly pushed me away and drifted to the other side of the bath.

>The comforting silence took us both for awhile and I pondered the Kitsune's sensitivity.

>No, it doesn't matter. Woman, family, they are a distraction, even this young one with her steely, bold front and her now shattered, wounded-animal appeal.

>Instinct screams for me to do something and my power would allow for that, but can't let myself be distracted.

>I must En Passant.

>As I was thinking my personal servant started to make her way out of the bath and a most queer thought struck me.

>"What did you mean: 'It's to early for that'?"

>"An Exchanged Servant must take care of her Master, and act in her Mistress's stead."

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3e3b22 No.334596

>>334586

You're alive!

And you're writing is still great!

Thank you!

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1c98b6 No.334602

File: 70d58ca4a01d677⋯.jpg (7.07 KB,128x128,1:1,thinking hatkid.jpg)

could a shoggoth grow real money from her skin and thus make you infinity rich

>>333791

jesus christ my cock can pierce the havens

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c04957 No.334607

>>334602

>Forcing your waifu to make cash from herself and have other men hold it.

What fresh cuckery is this?

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f092ee No.334615

>>333791

>>334602

>teakeli-li

While I'm sure the tea would be good, it could never compare to a cup brewed with the utmost love and attention of a kikimora, following a secret homemade recipe jealously guarded by her kind and meticulously passed down within her family since time immemorial.

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fabad2 No.334624

File: 679e65c002cd2f8⋯.jpeg (78.53 KB,640x312,80:39,3CCD4C38-1642-4F6F-B2F0-C….jpeg)

>>334586

Nice work writefag, keep it up.

>>334615

>some russian backwater

vs.

>ancient drink perfected over the course of millions of years to be the best possible flavour

man, I really can’t choose between the Teakimora brand and the Teakeli-li

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543793 No.334626

>>334586

this is pretty good, glad I looked into this thread

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3e6276 No.334639

File: df706256f3bb911⋯.jpg (137.83 KB,1024x1024,1:1,raccoon cheeks.jpg)

>>334586

Aw shit, interesting developments

I just hope the mc realizes his wife isn't a bad person at all before it's too late

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3e3b22 No.334642

>>334639

I wonder if the wife might have been splashed by the ushi-oni's blood?

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e1747d No.334699

>>334586

I am not ashamed in the slightest in saying that i came on this board today just to see if you had posted an update. Do you perhaps have a Pastebin or something to that effect? You've got yourself a fan in me, you see.

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3e6276 No.334735

File: ca0b8f8ebf8823b⋯.gif (635.21 KB,230x230,1:1,1471591535121.gif)

>>334642

She would've pushed him down and ravaged him then and there if that had been the case I reckon

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3e3b22 No.334743

>>334735

It's a transformation proccess. It takes time

Perhaps the rapetrain is comes

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01c320 No.334749

>>334743

The guards had backed her up and blood doesn't gush out in a 100 meter radius when someone is stabbed. I'd be more worried about what lurks in the bog that could mess up an Ushi-oni and force her out of her territory in such a state.

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200ec7 No.335843

>>328302

sauce on that cute lil wan

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544322 No.335847

File: fc6a2a120bdfa63⋯.png (868.03 KB,1560x800,39:20,starebarian.png)

>>335843

>Wan

>Wan

>WAN

>As if you'd ever ask a fucking WAN about touching her tail

For being such a faggot, you can go and google image search the manga yourself.

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c8b5e6 No.336144

Should I bump?. Maybe if I do the writefag will come back, cos that guy's good

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3e3b22 No.336232

>>336144

(checked)

It is always good to bump a good thread

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8fc7c9 No.336239

File: 72ab41c954b1aa6⋯.png (553.92 KB,700x872,175:218,41856681-E9D8-40D8-A3B5-B5….png)

>Started dating a shy oomukade girl i met at the book store

>stringy black hair, flat chest, and she always seemed to be nervous

>She asked me out, out of the blue, nearly broke into tears doing it

>But her smile when I said yes was amazing, gave her a chance

>It soon becomes obvious she didn’t have that many friends outside of me

>Obsessed with romance stories and disney movies, despite never being in a relationship before

>Always thought I was ashamed of her, asked if I wanted her to walk behind me in public once

>Of course I said no, but she always seemed to think I was lying

>Would message and call me all night, then apologise for her behaviour afterwards, every time

>End up having to leave town for a week to visit parents, Waifu begs to come, but we can’t afford plane tickets for both

>She keeps asking if I’m only going to get away from her

>Finally get home, messaged and spoke to her everyday, still knew she’d be upset

>I pick her up from her work and drive her home

>All her co-workers stare, some muttering

>Just as we’re about to leave, hear a girl laugh and say ‘Poor Guy’

>Waifu says nothing, just starts to blubber in the car

>Keep asking her if she’s ok, tell her to ignore the girl

>She promises it’s nothing, can barely get a word out

>The moment we step inside, she starts to sob and asks if I really love her

>Tell her of course I do, keep trying to assure her she’s beautiful

>We cuddle on the couch under the blanket

>The crying’s stopped, she’s been silent for a few minutes

>Slowly feel her legs wrap around my body, pulling me in closer

>Before I know it, her whole body is wrapped around me, and I can’t move

>”Sweetie. Do you promise to never, ever leave me?”

>Tell her yes, assure her I love her

>”And will you promise to never look at other girls again? And only to care about your loving wife?”

>Slightly scared she’s acting like we’re married, but promise anyway

>”That’s my Darling.”

>She suddenly pulled me in and began to smother me in kisses, felt her tongue go down my throat

>Covered my neck in lovebites and kisses too

>Suddenly feel her begin to pull down my jeans

>Slowly, she makes rhythmic, gentle love with me, never stopping the kissing

>Fall asleep like that, wake up the next morning

>Waifu in the kitchen, making us breakfast

>Tell her Thank You, ask if she wants help

>”It’s better I learn now, Darling. I’m making you breakfast for the rest of your life, aren’t I?”

>That was how my wife moved in with me

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e308d5 No.336391

>>336239

>Slightly scared she’s acting like we’re married

You should have expected this the moment you made eye contact with an oomukade

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e308d5 No.336539

File: cfc40f6af69fce8⋯.png (432.92 KB,600x564,50:47,reddit.png)

>>336538

>omg the feels…

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7fa6d8 No.336974

File: f8dfb541ae25521⋯.jpeg (16.12 KB,384x384,1:1,images (9).jpeg)

Gentle bump

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2d15b2 No.336986

File: 5f8df740503bfa9⋯.png (10.06 KB,737x683,737:683,Bump Girl with Ronald McDo….png)

>>336974

It's been a long time since I've seen anything of Bump Girl.

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c333f1 No.337116

File: ec8d13c18111996⋯.png (444.46 KB,650x900,13:18,__tamamo_original_drawn_by….png)

>>334586

>"My Dear Husband has been poisioned?"

>"To put it simply, urh, my lord, the lord, that is to say, your husband, the lordship WAS poisoned." the old doctor said

>"Ushi-Oni blood affects each man differently and has more profound effects when it exits the body".

>"It is good though," The old man began "that he did not suffer some of the more extreme symptoms."

>"How long will I be like this?" I managed.

>"With proper rest? This fatigue and restlessness will pass within a week my lord.

>Oh what a blow.

>Here I am, barely able to move, set back, unable to sleep, and worst of all…

>"Do not worry Dear Husband, I will stay by your side." She said, gazing over me with her hand on her heart.

>"Attend to the duties of the household. Leave me be." I ordered.

>"But this is my duty Dear Husband, as your wife." She replied, setting herself besides me.

>"Would my Dear Husband like to hear a tale? One to stimulate your mind and set your heart at ease?"

>"If you must."

>"Long ago before the Time of Great Strife and the rise of Demetra, there was a land not so far from here where the harvests where plentiful and the people were happy.

>All except for the Assiduous Man, who worked tirelessly and yet was unfulfilled.

>One day he was walking though the forest, contemplating his lack of fullfillment, when he came along a fox, who had fallen into a trap.

>Thinking very little of it, the hunter freed the fox and carried on his way.

>When he arrived home in the evening he was greeted by a most beautiful woman, a foreigner who had lost her way.

>He was so enamored with her that he proposed on the spot and she accepted him.

>They spent many happy days together, the man had finally found fulfillment.

>But even the most benevolent fortune could have absences, as on the eve of their 9th anniversary the Assiduous Man discovered his wife's true form.

>She was a fox.

>Enraged that he'd been deceived and thinking all his happiness was for naught, the man chased the fox from his household and into the woods.

>Foxes where very social creatures and within days all had learned of the Assiduous Man's slight.

>As retribution they ate his livestock and let pest befall his fields.

>The villagers where very sympathetic to the Assiduous Man's plight and set out to torch the forest where the Foxes lived.

>Slights beget slights and violence beget violence.

>This is how Ancient Kitsune and Humans grew to hate each other."

>"I never expected such a juxtaposition from you." I admitted.

>She smiled.

>"Dear Husband is too kind, I merely chose the story you would enjoy the most."

>"That tale has many variations doesn't it."

>"Yes, but they tend to be sympathetic to humanity or the Kitsune. I prefer this fable's honesty"

>Her voice danced on the last words and pinged my heart with wicked guilt.

>"There's something I need to tell you." I tried to say.

>"Dear Husband your voice is a little horse." she said leaning in.

>I hate repeating myself.

>I threw open my blanket and patted the space besides me.

>Her face grew bright red and her hands jumped to cover her expression.

>It was as if a thread had pulled her body, ears, and tails up into the air.

>Slowly she settled down, her ears fell flat against her head, and her tails drooped to the ground.

>Her outer garment drifted to the floor followed by herself.

>She was only wearing one robe, it was as thin as mine.

>"Yesterday." I spoke into her ear. "My personal servant came into the bath."

>I was expecting her to draw away, to scream at me, the serenity of the scene to be broken.

>But she just stayed there, waiting for me to finish.

>"She only explained to me the extent of her duties, nothing more."

>"Then there is nothing to be worried about." She replied moving closer to me.

>"…" I tried to speak but a pain in my chest stopped me.

>"My Dear Husband, you needn't say another word."

>She pulled the blanket over us and pressed herself against me.

>I was unable to resist while her tails wrapped around each part of my body.

>First my legs, then my waist, and finally my arm.

>A full body embrace that I couldn't reciprocate.

>Shortly after I fell asleep.

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7fa6d8 No.337422

File: 5394cb613c62b5f⋯.jpeg (38.22 KB,384x379,384:379,5394cb613c62b5f68e10c0c89….jpeg)

>>337116

Thank god, i almost thought you bailed on us, my man

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12491d No.338937

File: ed284af58cc9384⋯.jpg (2.13 MB,2000x2500,4:5,Automaton31d.jpg)

>you are back

>you should have taken me with you

>is there anything you need?

life is nice with android waifu, will reward her patience with headpats.

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f101e6 No.352840

File: 0e073e2a2f6ac9b⋯.jpg (322.97 KB,1920x1080,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

>>337116

>"Are you certain?" She asks me.

>"Yes. It's permissible." I said, offering my arm.

>She slid closer and clutched it just as she had done on the walk to this bench.

>My aliment was slow to abate so I was dependent on my Wife for even the most basic of ventures.

>Her recompense was skinship.

>"Does my Dear Husband enjoy my garden?" She asked, snuggling her head against my chest.

>Her ears flicked softly against my skin.

>"I suppose it has a sort of, Rustic beauty."

>"Not like the gardens of your birth land?"

>I shook my head.

>"There's an openness to this place, the gardens of Arken have gates and walls, while this place seems more like … A continuation of nature."

>"It's an expression of harmony. Living at one with nature while weaving our own designs into it."

>"I suppose you disparage the Arkenite way of gardening."

>"Please my Dear Husband, when we are this close it's easy to spot your verbal traps." She says, placing her hand over my chest.

>"Your breathing speaks just as much as your words."

>I put my hand atop her head.

>"Regardless, I find the dichotomy between the techniques interesting."

>"Has gardening piqued my Dear Husband's interests?"

>"Hardly. I care less about the beauty and more of how it came about.

>These lands are serene of their own accord, your kind merely needs to weave it onto itself.

>Arken was different. When we came to those lands they were barren and dangerous.

>We had to find what little beauty we could and nurture it on cursed Earth."

>"You make us sound so blessed."

>'Blessed by nature and become it's steward. Rebuked by it and you'll become it's master'.

>"But that's enough discussion for now. Let us be on with it."

>As I got up I heard a yell.

>I turned, but the sun blotted my vision.

>I put my hand up to get a clear view, it was welcomed with a sharp pain.

>The blubbering fool villager, the man who brought death to my doorstep, had put a knife though my hand.

>And again in the chest.

>My consciousness betrays me.

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478ebb No.352854

File: cd5750c3351b9a4⋯.gif (7.96 KB,263x267,263:267,0C7AC184-3503-44A0-9690-38….gif)

>>352840

Every time I think your story is abandoned you return.

Welcome back.

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7816bd No.352898

>>327462

Y'know, the two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive…

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5ae7d7 No.353321

File: fe763f71a4d5886⋯.jpg (65.53 KB,640x768,5:6,vanitas vanitatum et omnia….jpg)

>>352840

oh boy, we goin somewhere now

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f101e6 No.368928

File: fdf71f1958180b0⋯.jpg (284.97 KB,680x265,136:53,Temples-Shrines-and-Castle….jpg)

>>352840

>"auhhuh." I groaned raising myself from the bed.

>"Awughgh" I moaned in pain clutching my side.

>"Master!" three small voices cried in unison. "you mustn't strain yourself!"

>Oh that's right I was stabbed and now the Kitchen Girls are tending to me.

>The Kitchen Girls?

>"Where's my Head Servant?"

>"The Head Servant is…" one began and trailed off "Tending to the grounds!" another one finished.

>"And my Wife?"

>The three looked at each other with unsure faces.

>"Dead? In the closet? Drawn and Quartered? Tending to the grounds? Injured? Imprisoned?"

>I measured their reactions until ears perked and eyes widened.

>"Imprisoned then! Where?"

>"The Head Servant gave us explicit instructions not to tell you." one replied, much to the chagrin of the other two. "She said it would be better if you'd rest and left the matters in her hands."

>"Well" I replied. "As you see here, I am simply dying of stress and about to crawl myself outside, possibly bursting these stitches.

>You all may assist me, or explain to my servant why I'm bleeding out once again in the garden.

>They nodded their heads in agreement and helped me to my feet.

>"That's a good grumble of girls." I said rubbing each of their heads as they're combined efforts prevented me from spilling over.

>The ears and tails brushing against me was a surprisingly good feeling.

>"Was I given medicine?" I inquired.

>"Yes my Lord, a great deal."

>"Ah" I said.

>So I am high.

>"You should be resting." my Personal Servant scolded me.

>"And you, not these remarkably fluffy specimens, should be tending to me." I rebuked.

>"Besides, I've grown tired of rest as well as these incidents in my own homestead.

>Where is my Wife?

>Has the guard apprehended the criminal who stabbed me?

>And what are these servants combing the garden for?"

>"It would be better if I answered your questions in reverse." She replied, excusing the kitchen girls and taking their place.

>"Fine, but take me to my Wife. There's an oddness in the air and it feels she's at the center of it.

>"Then we'll talk on the way." She began, leading me across the garden.

>"The servants are combing the garden for blood and bits of person."

>"Did I really lose that much from a simple stab wound?"

>"It is from the criminal. His body was scattered across the garden."

>We came across one of the servants gathering pieces and wiping blood. Her bag looked like a pale of butcher scraps.

>Her demeanor was twitchy and reserved.

>"Kitsune have a particularly good nose for injured animals, a hunting instinct. So this incident sets us all on edge."

>"It was my Wife wasn't it?"

>"Yes."

>"Stop." I ordered.

>With the little strength I had I stood up straight, wrapped my arms around her waist, and placed my head against the back of hers.

>"What are you doing." she jittered.

>"You've done an admirable job."

>"I, I…" she couldn't finish.

>"It's fine. I'm here so everything will be okay."

>"You've no right." she cried.

>"Perhaps, but I know a front when I see one. So I'll calm your woes."

>I didn't see her expression, but she didn't resist me.

>Honestly, I just wanted to hold her.

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478ebb No.369002

>>368928

You gotta stop doing this man, I thought the thread already fell off the catalog. Nice to see you’re still continuing it though.

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79cd2c No.369651

>>368928

my god, he lives!

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c94211 No.404669

T-this time i-is permanent… Isn't it?

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b5517b No.404680

>>404669

you wot m8?

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9126c7 No.404695

File: fb0c596856cfa8b⋯.jpg (10.28 KB,275x275,1:1,What is this shit.jpg)

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166fcc No.404706

>>327274

We all know that feel.

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