based on a concept from these posts >>393706 >>393707 >>393711
INTERNAL Memo- DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE
Basic wish granting protocol
1. Confirm ticket as "open" status and engage transportation portal via your wisher application.
2. Make contact with the ticket holder and confirm their wish.
3. After the wish has been granted the ticket status will change from "open" to "processing" until the wish has been successfully completed. This processing time can take as little as a few minutes to several hours depending upon the complexity of the wish.
4. Proceed to the next ticket.
Advanced protocols
<"My ticket holder is deceased, what do I do?"
First, check the ticket holder's vital signs. Once death has been confirmed notify the authorities, then mark the ticket as invalid and proceed to the next ticket.
<"My transportation portal did not deliver me within 500 feet of my ticket holder."
In the event your transportation portal has failed to successfully deliver you to your ticket holder please file a 'failure to connect' notice on your active ticket. The support team will assist you with logistical corrections to properly place you within a reasonable distance to your ticket holder. If you arrive at a graveyard check the surrounding tombstones to determine if the ticket is actually invalid status.
<"I encountered a ticket holder hanging themselves, what do I do?"
Cut them down promptly. Resuscitate if possible. Proceed with standard wish granting procedure. If resuscitation fails or if the tick holder has already expired notify the authorities. DO NOT leave them hanging.
Da Rules
1. No wishes to bring someone back to life. If they're dead. That's it.
2. No wishes on behalf of a ticket holder. If the ticket holder is incapacitated or otherwise unable to make a wish then no wish will be made. Attempts to wish on behalf of a ticket holder will result in an invalid ticket and is grounds for termination.
3. No "isekai " wishes. We don't hold power over any alternate universe and we can't dump every ticket holder into an alternate reality just because ours isn't perfect.
4. No Malicious wishes. Criminal investigation and punishment are handled by the proper authorities. Malicious wishes won't be granted and attempting to do so is grounds for termination.
6. Fraternization is strictly prohibited between the wish granter and ticket holder. Incidents of such will result in a write-up and final warning on the spot. Additional occurrences are grounds for termination.
Standard loadout-
<Smart phone app- Wisher ver 2.6
Wisher is your ticket manager, Transporation calibration unit, and ticket holder GPS locator all rolled into one. It also will update you on rolling outages, system updates, and new protocols for various service regions so if you receive a notice read it promptly to stay up to date.
<Wish granting fairy wand- Mark 4 "last hope"
This state of the art collapsable baton features a small number of life-saving utilities. To start, it has a built-in mini-defibrillator in the event the ticket holder is suffering cardiac arrest. The end of the wand is capped with an easy pull tab that covers a vomit-inducing agent (patent pending) that can effectively empty a ticket holder's stomach contents in as little as 6 seconds. It also features high-intensity emergency signal strobe built into the star apparatus that is visible up to 30 miles away. (the strobe shares the space of the mini-defib unit.)
Auxillary loadout-
<First aid kit
While there's no hard and fast specification for first aid kits in the field, a bare minimum we advise would contain; quikclot clotting gauze, pain killers, Splints, emergency blankets, assorted bandage and bandaids, heating pads, cooling pads, and burn ointment. You can never be too prepared.
While wish granters are not required to have first responder training it's not uncommon to interact with and assist with first responders in critical situations. Having a rudimentary knowledge of medical terms and procedures may serve you well during your work.