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>Be high ranked angel who judges passing souls
>Because of this, some might say you have a bit of an ego
>Another man dies and is sent to you for your divine judgement
>He did some stupid shit that seriously annoyed and inconvenienced a few people, but nothing especially awful
>Before you give him your verdict, he starts blabbering about your beauty
>Be bored to tears of his words, you are used to people making remarks about perfect skin, hair, ect.
>Of course you're beautiful, your features were divinely crafted by the creator! Maybe you should ask to have it changed so you would stop having to go through such drivel
>Finally, he ends his little speech by asking you on a date
>Of course you are disgusted by the idea
>You wouldn't accept the advances of nothing less than a saint!
>For assuming he's worth being your lover, you send him to hell for a bit so that he may learn humility
>Maybe then he will be worth your time
>Watch him in hell
>He's completely subservient to a powerful (by human standards) demon
>You laugh as she parades him around naked with a collar like cattle
>He gets to sleep at the base of her bed
>Check on him again, see that he's sitting on the bed, talking with his crying master, torn of parchment laying around them
>Wait, what?
>She explains how she ran into her family, and pours her heart to him, explaining that she's the weakest daughter of one of the highest ranking demons in the underworld, and how her sisters consider her a disgrace
>He pats her on the back, telling her that she shouldn't let it get to her
>Uncomfortable with this development, you decide to return to your job
>The next day, you find that the demon gave the man a suit and is giving him etiquette lessons
>Apparently her next step in rehabilitation is to make him more like a butler
>You were hoping for something more demeaning, but maybe she has other plans
>You are definitely disappointed that she gave him the guest room though
>After a few more days you see him following her around, waiting hand and foot on her
>It's surprising just how natural he looks walking beside her as she browses stalls in the underworld market, standing with perfect posture and a the type of gait that you'd expect from a noble
>On the last day, you even see him standing beside his tormentor at a gala style ball
>Whenever the other demons talk about his master's flaws, which was very often, he always diverts the conversation toward her good points
>He even manages to diffuse a few tense situations
>Perhaps you will agree to a short date when he returns after all
>The day for him to return to heaven arrives, and you see him walking beside the demon.
>She looks sad as he steps away from her and toward you
>You tell him that you have seen his improvement, and that heaven would be proud to welcome him
>You also mention how he impressed even you, and that you have considered his request
>However, he stops you
>He says that grateful for the praise, he isn't going to heaven
>He explains that he has grown attached to his demon master, and that he he'd be happier by her side
>He thanks you for considering his request, and says that he hopes you will find someone who will meet your standards some day
>He then turns around and embraces the demon, whose tears are now staining his back
>He whispers something to her, and she quickly materializes a contract which he happily signs
>A human… just chose a demon over you
>You, who were made to be one of the most beautiful creatures on the planet
>She wasn't even an especially powerful demon
>You have never felt so jilted in your entire life, and you've lived for a really fucking long time!
>No, you refuse to lose to a damned demon!
>You will bring him to heaven, and he will be YOURS!