e2772f No.357570 [Last50 Posts]
Well shit, sorry to hear about your case, Anon. I don’t know whether you did it or not but either way you’re going to jail.
The new prison system isn’t so bad though. Apparently you get paired up with one of those mamono things as a cell mate. Supposed to be that you ‘relieve’ each other and try and keep the other out of trouble. Be careful though, she’s also convict.
Go to http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random for your cell mate and reroll specific characters or non-monstergirls
Alternatively if you had a partner in crime, she gets paired up with you. If you’re already in a relationship but she wasn’t involved directly she’ll either be held as an accomplice and join you, or you’ll just serve regular prison time but with more lengthy visitation opportunities.
What did you do?
What did she do?
How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
What’s the plan?
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c89d5f No.357572
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f35fa2 No.357573
Well fuck my shit up senpai.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Alp Even with an alp, I'd still wind up being a prison bitch.
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080998 No.357574
>Beelzebub
Well, at least I don't need to take showers.
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8376b8 No.357577
>>357570
>March hare
I didn't need wanna be a Normalfag anyway. Granted, it's not like I'm paired up with an eldritch MG so I'm still sane by some imaginative stretch ….. and given the conversation topics this bun likes to focus on I give it a few hours before I'm fucking like a bunny myself
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3f4bbb No.357578
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3f4bbb No.357580
>>357570
http://mgewiki.com/w/Sandworm
While this is certainly better than an Incubus I can't say it's ideal.
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544cf9 No.357581
>salamander
Welp, at least I'll be gettin' dead hard during my stay. And I don't just mean in my pelvis.
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e2772f No.357582
>no one wants to answer the questions which will actually create discussion
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1c6316 No.357584
>Danuki cellmate
>Won't tell me why she got jailed
>Missing one of her eyes
>She is covered in scars
>Has a giant racoon tattoo on her back
>Forces me to head pat other monstergirls for protection
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96ca9f No.357586
>Got too interested in the Sabbath
>It was treated as a illegal cult in my country, thanks the socialist
>Being sent to the prison, you learn about the new system
>Apparently, you are going to be paired up with a mamono we are supposed to relieve each other
>Please, don't be a pelvis destroyer
>Your uncle might be happy with his Ushi-oni wife but you want to be able to walk
>You're waiting in your cell for your mamono and there isn't that much to do so you inspect the cell
>It seems it was made to be magic proof, there is some runes, you might recognize one of them as an anti-teleport magic
>Who ever is this mamono must be a powerful magic user
>The door of the cell open
>There is a fucking Familiar
>Maybe this system is not that bad
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e2772f No.357587
>>357580
What’s it like having a living cell?
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3ee4f7 No.357589
http://mgewiki.com/w/Ochimusha
>What did you do?
I owned a Blizzard game and thought poorly of a person of color
>What did she do?
Disturbing the peace, ranting and raving about ancient evils, several counts of assault
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
At random times of the day, a swirly black and white pattern will appear somewhere in the cell. Whenever she tries to move towards the pattern, it is swiftly yanked away accompanied by maniacal laughter. This is apparently quite effective at demoralizing her.
>What's the plan?
Gotta get back, back to the past
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e2772f No.357590
>>357588
What the fuck is your spacing?
>What did you do?
>What did she do?
>How is your cell specialized?
>What’s the plan
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8376b8 No.357591
>>357582
>Get one of the hornier wonderlanders
>What are you going to do other than her
My time on the inside is going to be spent with a pair of fluffy legs around my waist
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e2772f No.357593
>>357591
I meant what got either of you in prison.
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8376b8 No.357594
>>357590
>what the fuck is your spacing
ask my cat that jumped on my desk
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3dd79d No.357595
Got a Ryu, not a girl I paid much attention to, but reading the profile it's a pretty nice deal
If I went to jail it'd probably be because I wound up in a fight I didn't start or got caught up in some felony misdemeanor bullshit, and knowing Ryus she's probably the same case. Unless we're talking a fantasy world (and I will assume so because Ryus are supposed to be magical or some shit), in which case it's probably over some magical violation involving the dark arts, depends on whether necromancy is legal or not I guess. The Ryu probably also violated some magical ethics/laws, likely intentionally.
The cell's a bit on the larger side to fit the massive dragon tail and we've both got cuffs that restrain the use of magic, as well as some other magical counter-measures.
The plan depends on how long our sentence is and the circumstances surrounding it. If it's a short time and I wouldn't have many viable options if I were to escape we'd wait it out. If not, then our only viable chance is to get the cuffs off or disable them somehow. Unless of course, she called on her familiars or I called on one of my undead/otherworldly pets to help us, in which case the process might be much easier.
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c89d5f No.357596
>>357595
Ryus are one of the most utterly underrated girls, honestly.
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4d0c8b No.357600
>>357570
<Lamia, my lovely waifu
>we both killed urban youfs for breaking and entering our house
>get manslaughter charges by our shitty nigger-lovin' state
>get convicted, and we head to prison
>the warden's not too familiar with mamono-human couples and all the dynamics that go into it, so he fears one or both of us would be raep.
>not really, because, despite the taunting from both humans and mamono, the latter respond to the change in pheromones or mana or whatever the fuck married mamono couples share, and humans, especially men, know better than to fuck around with married mamono.
>Anyways, our cell is thankfully larger than the average human prison cell, about the size of three cells combined, and thus it's actually somewhat comfy for both of us.
>We've considered escaping, but we only have four years in prison here, so we can wait that out.
>Until we got the best chance we ever could, during a prison riot started when the Valley Virgins' leader got raped by a hellhound.
>itbegins.tga
>The Virgins, which was one of the largest gangs in this prison, started a riot. This cascaded as nigs, spics, and mamono joined the chaos.
>Long story short, it got bad enough that a entire fucking hole got blown in our cell.
>We escape, avoiding what we can, and incapacitating anyone who stood in our way.
>We run out of the prison as the guards and SWAT teams begin running inside to restore order.
>We never look back, and after a week or so, we finally reach our farmhouse.
>Later, we learn that the riot finally subsided when the mamono, desperate for homo navii, end up raping everyone to submission.
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0d8b5d No.357604
http://mgewiki.com/w/Khepri
So can I gather Demonic Energy in the shower or any areas of monster rape and turn the prison into a demon realm
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493bbb No.357605
http://mgewiki.com/w/Sea_Bishop
>what did you do
I went insane and became a freelance heating engineer
>what did she do
she's a good girl, she didn't do anything
>how is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
I have no cell, I'm stuck on a tiny island with an ankle bracelet for her to track. It's not like I can swim faster then her.
>what's the plan?
>built a raft to escape.
>did it during the day like a fool
>she had krakens tear it apart
>island is sparse with food and wood so living here indefinitely is off the table
>have to get all my meals through her
>sat phone I smuggled here is dying and no one is responding to me
>collected the last few remaining logs and built a second raft.
I think I'm going to go for it at night. Hopefully she'll be asleep and I can get to shore and get this tracker off.
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e2772f No.357606
>>357604
People who run prisons aren’t stupid. There’s probably a drain she needs to dump it into before the guards let her leave.
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e06ab9 No.357609
>Went to the biggest city in the state for work
>Fine at first till I realized the massive mamono population.
>They found out I was a virgin by some way. Pheromones, magic, fuck all.
>Tried to seduce me constantly and tried drugging me several times. Had erections in the worst times.
>Annoyed the living hell out of me
>Couldn't do shit cause this was a liberal city in a liberal state. They would be given a warning.
>Plus some cops were manomo, so yeah. Knew where that was going
>Finally snapped one day. Had gotten late, worked extra hours.
>Then I lost it when some chesire tried pranking me by stealing my wallet and my credit card.
>She said she would give it back if I had to 'favor her'.
>Everything went black in rage.I lost it.
>Didn't remember much. Everything came back after several people had to restrain me, including mamono.
>She had to go to the hospital for immediate surgery as there massive gashes in her legs
>Soon was immediately charged with first-degree assault by the mamono cops
>Looked at me with shock. They were surprised that I would do something like this.
>I was a ticking time bomb you whores.
>Court was a bitch. I was constantly lectured how 'sick', and 'ruthless' I was. Showed no mercy to an innocent
>That innocent was a fucking dick who couldn't leave me alone and tried taking my valuables and my personal info.
>Yeah, keep spewing shit when you have 2 guards with armed weapons keeping your ass safe
>Meanwhile I was a virgin wanting nothing to do with monsters but noooooo, they didn't stop.
>Mamono were disgusted. Called me 'heartless'
>What part of no don't you fuckers get?
>Sent, ironically to those 'co-operative prisons'.
>That judge….
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80a09d No.357611
http://mgewiki.com/w/Mantis/Gallery
wew, I guess we're meant to be.
>what did we do?
She was sneaking into my neighbor's yard and stealing flowers to give to me, then she started trying to one-up herself and started using her scythes to steal watches and handbags so she could afford expensive lingerie and other things. I was a dumbass and didn't ask any questions so when she eventually got tracked down my defense wasn't enough to explain all of the stolen shit she'd given me.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
No bars for her to saw through, just a solid sliding door with bullet-proof glass and a single reinforced window. Eating periods are at different times for men and mamono in an attempt to minimize breakouts, riots, and fighting between the more jealous mamono. Due to the threat of a large-scale prison uprising the mamono forced the jail to implement shower stalls that you share with your cellmate, and due to the hairier beast-men types you're also responsible for cleaning it.
>What’s the plan?
I may die without my vidya and /tg/ shit, so we have to break out. I just don't really know what to do. Maybe she could steal keys off guards or something? she could probably cut through all the chain link fences or just hop them, but I would probably slow her down and we'd need a getaway vehicle.
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e2772f No.357616
>>357613
>reroll specific characters or non-monstergirls
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e06ab9 No.357617
>>357609
>Is that thing about mamono avoiding heartless men real? Court was worried to put me in a co-operative
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315c35 No.357621
>Ratatoskr
>What did you do?
Openly recited statistics on non-alp tranny suicide rate in a communist hellhole in front of one of the many braindead sjws that live here.
>What did she do?
Committed "libel" in regards to the failing attempts to reduce std infections by legalizing the spread of them. She refused to pay the fines.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Nothing particularly special except we're inspected more often for communication and recording devices smuggled in.
>What’s the plan?
It's slow, but we just need to gain enough good will (or blackmail material) with info brokering to make a quiet break out. Afterwards we high tail it to a state on california's no state funded travels list.
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7a49bb No.357625
>>357609
Reading stuff like this pisses me the fuck off because it reminds me too much of those nightmare divorce cases and obviously rigged or biased cases with media attention.
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466ed5 No.357627
>>357609
Well anon, you told us your story, but how about your partner? Considering your story I don't think they left you with one of the softer inmates.
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e06ab9 No.357628
>>357625
Well this was supposed to be from his point of view, and to show how screwed up a world with mamono can be.
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af766c No.357629
Soliciting without a license might be the dumbest way of ending up in jail, but when the insurance company hired me they assured me they had all their permits. They didn't. I think there's some irony there somewhere, but this prison's too odd for me to focus on that right now. There was a zero-tolerance soliciting law put in place, and also no room in the local jail, so they ended up putting me in with the big boys, and girls, I discovered. Her cell was dark when I arrived. I was told it's been devoid of a male companion for a long time now, on account of what she'd done. Apparently there's no way to dig that pharaoh out of the ruins of her own palace. I shudder to think how long the devastation had been planned in advance. When we first met, she was coiled up in the corner, and despite her having a face mask on, I could tell from her luminous eyes she was grinning. She was muzzled, I learned, to prevent her from biting guards, something she'd made a habit of. She'd been there for 4 years already, and no one had a story of her that wasn't unsettling, from the aforementioned biting, to mad cackling laughter deep into the night, her bizarre stories she told other inmates of the time before the gods made man and the pharaohs and apophi fought across a desert that spanned the whole world, and how no man she'd ever known could rule alongside her. Damn her eyes, those vicious orbs. They burned holes right through me as I stepped into the cell and listened to it rumble shut behind me, the vibration eroding the last of my bravery. The sandstone walls were covered in twisting scriptures a robed Egyptian man carved into them anticipating the arrival of the purple snake-demoness. I recalled how I was never to tamper with them. I recalled the warden asking if I had life insurance. I recalled the mirthless grin I gave him when I replied my benefits hadn't kicked in yet. He didn't smile. God help me, she started stirring, her coils twisting lithely into motion, sending maddening arrays of sparkling, deep purple scales into my fucking eyeballs. She circled once, keeping her distance, and then leaned back, feigning leisure as her unbuttoned orange uniform shirt toiled to hang on to her curves.
"Sssssso…" she began, her voice authoritative and seductive "…whatcha in for? Arsssssson? Assssssault?…" a pregnant pause. She was grinning again, I'm sure. "…murder?"
I hyperventilated as I stammered out "S-s-ssssolicitation!"
>>357609
pic related
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e06ab9 No.357631
>>357609
>Had to be transported specially, apparently due to safety concerns.
>Safety my ass.
>Before being screwed, I had two options.
>Accept the full charges and possible be charged with attempted murder. She was barely alive, when the trial was hearing.
>Or accept a lesser charge and be put in an experimental facility called a 'co-op'
>Apparently a co-op is supposed to relieve the situation and to keep each other out of trouble.
>Who was high making these prisons? What kind of weed were they even smoking?
>How stupid can you be to come up with this idea, given how fucked up some people can get?
>Did you not also account for the fucking rape machines?!
>Took the co-op, not gonna spend 20 for a memecats stupidity.
>Finally came to the place. Look's ordinary though, aside from the monster guards
>The peack of common sense. Put monsters in a male only prison. What could go wrong?
>Welp, I was sent after hours after everyone is asleep.
>Safety again.
>God I'm not one of those psychos okay?!
>I'm not one of those idiots who cant be in a room with a pencil.
>Oh, and I'm supposed to feel bad?
>I was screwed over by a fucking purple cat who pushed me to the edge.
>I was in a city where the rape rate was 6 times that of NYC
>I was being seduced everyday, when I just wanted to work. I wanted to leave badly, but finances kept me in place.
>I was just about to put in my 2 weeks notice. Then she happened.
>You people expect me to keep it in. Like that Frozen movie. I just exploded, and now.
>Now me, an ordinary joe from he countryside
>Anyways it was a standard room, 2 beds, toilet, not much.
>I was given less amenities, so that I wouldn't attack
>Like a mental ward
>It was pretty warm though.
>Got in my bed and just……………….
>I just was crying, not too loudly. I know what'll happen if you do that
>Just why. I was a normal person. I never stole, cheat or anything. My life was fine.
>Had a decent job, good apartment, and friends who respected me. I even thought about dating.
>Now I was the face plastered on newspapers calling me "The Dark Side of Man". I was now the boogeyman for monsters, and a hated face
>EDGY
>Probably was also on some Terranist boards calling me a hero against those whores.
>Some of them probably would even praise me.
>Yay.
>My parents would probably be ashamed to call me their son.
>Have to sleep though, gotta plaster a good face for tomorrow.
>And the next 8 years.
>Still wonder why it's warm though.
>Eh.
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e06ab9 No.357636
>>357629
I was honestly trying to avoid being edgy with this. Violence is hard to write in a text for me without edginess seeping from it.
>>357625
I was trying to write a scenario where it wasn't some silly crime like. Where this was serious and how messed up a world with mamonos can be and how rigged it can seem for the ordinary joe.
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af766c No.357638
>>357636
ya goofed
it's incredibly edgy
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be33de No.357639
>Pixie cellmate
>Incitement to sedition
>She will only say "Fraud was involved."
>Steel mesh instead of bars on window and a second door with same. all small holes blocked off.
>Plan? Write my manifesto, I'm only in for a short lag.
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b6b39d No.357640
>>357636
Eh, nothing wrong with edge.
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e06ab9 No.357641
>>357638
How do I still keep the assault charge and remove the unnecessary edge.
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78176c No.357642
>>357641
You can make it a drunken brawl at a bar.
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9d8220 No.357644
http://mgewiki.com/w/Hinezumi
>I'm a good boy who Dindu Nuffin.
>She a good girl who Dindu Nuffin.
>Enter Cell.
>Fire proof room with few amenities.
>Get the shit over with and put up the dukes when she eye ball fucks me.
>Fake a jab, step back, launch forward with a hard side kick, connect with her gut and drop that ass like it's hot.
>Look directly at camera and smug.
>Insert that's how I met your mother joke here.
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8fa981 No.357645
http://mgewiki.com/w/Leanan_Sidhe
It's okay not like I wanted to fuck my cellmate
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3bd79d No.357646
>>357636
It wasn't that edgy, you have every right to be pissed off and lose it. Especially if someone is fucking with something as valuable as your goddamn wallet. The 'I'm a time bomb' stuff is pretty bad though.
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e06ab9 No.357649
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5a99f0 No.357657
>>357645
You can anon, they're super stretchy!
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b07764 No.357659
random roll: mgewiki.com/w/Pixie
> the good news is that government issued wives are now a thing
> the bad news is that it's a reprieve program for condemned men
> after a few spectacular failures to contain criminal monster girls as celibate prisoners the government just said fuck it
> now monster girl convicts can qualify for government provided husbands if they're model prisoners
> (they had to add some strings because when first implemented desperate Umi Osho were vandalizing police stations and immediately turning themselves in)
> but most guys don't want to volunteer to live in a prison and be power raped by an anti social monster girl
> unfortunately after a barely remembered night of peanut butter schnapps inspired mayhem involving a "borrowed" septic truck you don't have many options
> you fill out the paperwork and submit to yourself to the mana analysis device
> it's supposed to mimic a monster girl's natural subconscious sampling of a man's mana aura for compatibility
> the machine makes a grinding noise and spits out a piece of paper with your match: Prisoner P-03-AA
> the guard slugs you in the gut a few times and drags you to her cell
> by some unhappy coincidence his car was one of the ones you… tainted
> he tosses you bodily into a dark cell and slams the rune encrusted gate
> "HAPPY HONEYMOON, PRISONER THREE DOUBLE A!"
> you desperately try to get your bearings
> these shadows could hold anything
> an insatiable hellhound, a cruel manticore, a hip smashing Ushi Oni…
< "'Bout damn time being a good girl paid off. Gimme that dick, punk."
> goodbye sweet hi- wait a minute, where is she?
> now that your eyes have adjusted you don't see anyone
< "Stop looking around like a retard and GIMME THAT DICK!"
> wow she has a really high pitched voice, but you still don't-
> oh, there's some kind of big terrarium covered in obviously magic writing on the table
> it looks like a miniature version of the cell you're standing in!
> inside is a very angry looking fairy
> she's only about a foot high with a surprisingly good figure
> far cry from a Holstaur but not the washboard you'd expect
> she's modified her prison uniform to look like a dress and long shimmering indigo hair frames her face
> guess it's the opposite of man prison where you want to look as masculine as possible to avoid rape
> she's absolutely adorable
> "Hello there cute little fairy!"
< "Don't compare me to those fucking dykes! AND GIMME THAT DICK!"
> her tiny little face is scrunched up in petulant anger
> so cute, you want to touch her
> "Aw, don't be that way. Can't we be friends?"
> the instant your finger approaches the terrarium bars she strikes like lightning
> with supernatural strength she pulls your hand inside as far as it will go
< "DO NOT TEST ME! I've been in here so long that Alraune with the big clit is starting to look good! GIMME THAT DICK!"
> it's only now that you notice the horns
> "S-shouldn't we take this a little slower? Get to know each other first?"
> she bites down hard on your finger
DICK!
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b07764 No.357660
>>357659
> you desperately fumble with your pants using your free hand
> see there's a glory hole sized aperture in her container and shove your fear shriveled junk inside
> really hope she won't bite this…
> the pixie looks like she's gone into a trance the instant she sees your dick
> moves towards it like a sleepwalker while taking off her clothes
> damn she does have a nice figure
> start to chub up a little
> she takes the head in her hands and gives your piss slit a sloppy kiss (it's called the urinary meatus!)
> starting to get a little hard here…
> she starts hugging the shaft and rubbing her cheek against it while making happy little noises
> as you rise to the occasion she wraps her legs around you and lets you lift her off the ground
> she starts rubbing you with her entire body
> you can feel wetness where she's grinding her hips and you can actually feel her tiny little nipples catching on the shaft's wrinkles
> you're ashamed to admit you don't last long
> after you finish she's literally scooping it into her mouth and rubbing it into her skin
< "mph… yes… ah, so good… waited so -slurp- long…"
> start to pull out when you feel a painful pinch
> she's got you by the foreskin and is giving you a hungry look
< "Where you going, bitch? Now I finally have enough mana to do THIS."
> feel a very odd sensation
> realize you're inside the terrarium now
> and you're both the same height
> and she's holding your dick by the shaft
< "Yeah, YEAH! This is my dick now. You gonna give it to me all the time, punk."
> she drags you to the ground and wraps her legs around your waist
> around the fifth time she starts to mellow out a little
> now you're "her boy" and sometimes even "her man"
> she's lying on top of your chest now, clutching you possessively with you still inside her
> before she fell asleep she was mumbling something about going straight and a safe home for your babies
> there's a big stupid smile and her face and she's actually drooling a bit
> you put an arm around her as a bittersweet feeling overwhelms you
> you want to protect that smile
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3bd79d No.357668
>>357659
>>357660
If the objective was to keep me flacid from laughter you succeeded.
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b07764 No.357670
>>357668
what can I say, I was trying to work blue
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b07764 No.357672
>>357668
In retrospect I shouldn't be so flip. I was trying to make it silly, but I did also try to put a little bit of seriousness in. Did the humor overwhelm that or was it just a mess?
I will confess to imagining the pixie's voice as Gonzossm's Frieza.
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1d3c26 No.357674
>Bee beekeeper
>Collecting that honey
>Getting that money
>One night while sleeping on my money filled mattress and dreaming about the looks on those danukis faces when I walk out of the farmers market with a full register
>I swear all you have to do is say "Non-gmo" and those yuppies buy it in the crateload
>Awoken by the sound of wood cracking and very angry bees
>I swear to god if it's those alarunes trying to get their fix of bees I'll-
>Is that a fucking bear?
>I quickly push the headboard of my Gun Bed™ and get my Winchester 1300 out
>Reach into my drawer and grab the ammo next to my bottle of lotion
>Kick open my front door fire at the stupid bear
>It suddenly slumps over into a much more humanoid shape
>Fuck
>I run over and drag it into the light of my porch and notice its a grizzly
>By some miracle most of the pellets missed her
>She seems to be in shock but still breathing
>Debate whether to call the police and have my gun confiscated or just bury her in the woods
>Unfortunately I don't get to make that choice as the police are already at my door
>Were they fucking watching me?
>Open the door and instantly notice they're both monster. Fuck me
>Try to explain to them what happened
>They decide on one of them staying here and the other taking me in for questioning
>Ummm, what? I just told you everything
>Say they still need it for the record
>Decide on not getting into a shootout with the police, after all that's how pa went out
>Bless his fucking ANCAP heart
>They confiscate my gun and we head to the station
>Takes hours of questioning
>At the end of it all they suddenly take me in
>Throw me into a holding cell
>They tell me my trial is tomorrow
>Notice the jury has two of the danukis from the farmers market, and the judge herself is the danuki I set my stand across from
>Shit
>Trial goes by in a flash, my lawyer says I plead guilty when I never even pleaded in the first place
>I start arguing with that slimy motherfucker
>Tells me to trust him
>Trusting a lawyer, and one provided by the state
>Not on the life of my fucking dead goldfish
>I stand up and try to explain my lawyer is a corrupt pussy whipped cunt, but my pleas go unanswered
>Lawyer is now spiting me and working with the prosecutor
>Try to bring this up but get told I'll be held in contempt of court
>By the time the trial is winding down I decide I might as go down like my old man
>I request a steel chair folding chair and I actually get one
>I toss that shit at my lawyers head and call for a riot
>Hellhounds burst in playing ongo bongo music and wolfing out
>I escape and steel a bike that one of the hellhounds had undoubtedly stolen
>Take it all the way home and empty my mattress of money, putting it all into a small strongbox and burying it under a tree by a stone wall
>I move the rest of my money to an offshore account
>Police are outside my house
>Find my dads old six shooter behind his picture frame
>Still loaded
>I prepare to kick down my door and go out red dead style
>Police have the grizzly with them
>She claims I'm her wife, they just put us both under house arrest
>They get a call that downtown is burning
>What part?
>All of it
>Apparently some retard threw a steel chair which caused all hellhounds in a radius equivalent of Yellowstone eruption to congregate to the city
>At least it ain't prison
>Spend this time to teach her how to collect honey without destroying the hive
>We eventually retire and keep only a small couple of hives so she can enjoy some fresh honey, while we teach our kids how to take over when were gone
>Pretty comfy man
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e2772f No.357678
>>357659
>>357660
Cute.
>>357674
>>She claims I'm her wife,
>
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9d8220 No.357681
Re-Rolled and Got a witch girl
>Fucking Alcohol Tobacco Firearms Magickal-artifacts caught me with a wand that was 1 inch shorter than legal limit
>Sham trial and incarcerated for violations of the assault wand laws
>Sign up for co-ed prison
>My cell mate is a witch
>She got framed because the democrats bought some wands from her and sent them to Mexico. Operation Fast And Furious Part 2
>We get along well. We both like guns and magickal artifacts
>Our cell is filled with books, a single bunk bed, and all the home brewed kvass we can sip
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d20606 No.357685
Sentanced to execution for the horrific crime of purchasing a sexbot. Luckily for us, the government is so incompetently bureacratic, it'll be ten years minimum before we get the electric chair. Time for hijinks in this prison slice of life.
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e06ab9 No.357686
>>357685
>execution for purchasing a sexbot
Where do you live?
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564d78 No.357692
Better train to be the uberman and sleep for only 2 hours max.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Hellhound/Gallery
What did you do?
Apparently being a dick online to one of the Prime Ministers a Federal Offense.
What did she do?
What I heard Multiple counts of Public Indecency, Rape, Exhibitionism as well with Battery and Assault.
How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Level 4 Heat Resistant and Shatterproof Glass.
What’s the plan?
Well try not to have my pelvis shattered and either pull a Shawshank Redemption even though they keep eyes on everyone especially the males like Fort Knox. If not hopefully I get out on good behavior. Implying I'm not dead from excessive dehydration and fatigue.
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7db4d0 No.357695
>>357570
>Lich roommate
Whew, maybe she can teach me dickass magic.
>What did you do?
I called a anon a faggot and a moral police gaylord read our chatlogs. Thrown in same cell as moral support.
>What did she do?
Kill dozens of people and resurrect them as her undead minions before being stopped by a hero, who was in turn cockblocked by police.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Cell is built with anti-magic stone, designed to drain mana if the user inside is attempting to cast spells. It has to mostly encompass the person, or else the efficiency will dampen exponentially.
>Plan?
It's hard talking to each other, but after affirming each other's intentions of escaping, our plan is simple:
1. Lich collects and stores as much mana as possible into crystalized stones. Stones are stored through whatever creative means.
2. My sentence is light, so they'll come for me soon, use them opening the anti-magic doors as a brief window to cast a mind control spell.
3. After the guards take me away, the guard would have left the anti-magic door unlocked via light mind control, allowing the Lich to escape.
4. Lich wrecks harvoc on prison due to having a shitton of magic and spells. And a mana dispenser if we got that cuddly.
5. Escape easily.
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d20606 No.357696
>>357686
We lived together for a few years in relative bliss with no major happenings until one day a cop pulled us over from driving manual on an automatic-only road. Asked her age. She said six. She was built 6 years ago. I even purposefully purchased the 18over model. Stupid truth-telling AI. That's what did her in, she didn't look six. All the degenerate fetishes were legalized in the new country of Independant Mexifornia except for sexbots that were anti-Fat dykes. The rest is history.
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e06ab9 No.357698
>>357696
>Mexifornia
Did Mexico annex California? Also anti-Fat dyke bots? I'm guessing a robot that had human proportions isn't allowed. Good god that must be hell.
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315c35 No.357701
>>357698
Testing
>Fat dykes
fem inist
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80a09d No.357725
>>357641
Brooding over and antagonizing people who are trying to show you affection, on top of your character throwing a tantrum when he got bullied too hard, comes off as some serious edge. If you want to write a similar scenario and keep it violent, I would suggest your character having more empathy instead of what appears to be a self-obsession with his own problems and suffering. He could at least feel a little bit of remorse for beating a girl to near death just for doing a middle school tier "I'll give you back your calculator if you go out with me" type deal. As is he's drowning in so much woe-is-me martyr-complex stuff that he just sounds like a bitch who deserves to be in jail and ostracized. Basically try to make your character not sound like a school shooter and see where that gets you.
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9cf9fb No.357726
>dark matter
>mfw
o shit nigga.
The cell would be the most high security shit possible.
>my crime
I just wanted a quiet life
>her crime
being extremely dangerous and used by pro-mamono organisations for mass monsterization
>what's the plan
Assuming the glow in the dark niggers aren't watching 24/7 it's escape followed by monsterizing an army and establishing my own nation.
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164850 No.357763
http://mgewiki.com/w/Flow_Kelp
i'm honestly not quite sure how a girl as passive as this can even do anything that could be considered a crime, but I can only assume it was some combination of harassment of swimmers collecting contraband that has been dumped in waterways, or swimming in no-go areas, like a marina or near industrial power intakes.
as for how I got in? probably because I managed to step on the toes of some bullshit gun laws in my state.or
I can only imagine that the cell is either some kind of water tank, or a regular cell kept obnoxiously humid. as long as I don't have to tread water 24/7 or something the former could be okay, but the latter, while perfectly fine would be nigh unbearable if it gets hot or cold. though the thought of a cool flow kelp clinging onto you during a particularly hot summer day sounds very nice
as for the plan?
no clue, stay in the cell and mope with my cellmate I guess. being a felon means that I can't own or use a gun ever again, and my line of work does a lot of government contracting, so I doubt anywhere would even think once about hiring a once-criminal. and attempting to break out would only make either far worse.
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e06ab9 No.357766
>>357725
Attempt to make him more empathetic
>It wasn't supposed to be like this.
>It was just a normal day, well as normal as you can get in NYC
>I just wanted to get home, and just have another normal day
>But now. Now I've done it.
>I have done the thing I promised to myself.
>I've hurt someone.
>Again.
>I, I just can't…….
>Is this really how I reacted?
>To something so petty?
>And now she might die from my pettiness
>All she did was act in a way that I despised.
>Yet still, why did I just……..go for it
>Why didn't I try and act rational, but now it can't be taken.
>Now I just.
>Need to sleep
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9b1e48 No.357808
>High Orc
I never thought I would be so giddy at the thought of prison hygiene before
>What I'm in for
All that pirating finally caught up with me. Word of advice don't try to use shoplifted game keys on your commandeered yaht.
>what she's in for
She was caught defending her turf from those foreign devil bug sluts. She wasn't going let some of her "little sisters" get a rap
>They designed the cell with a advanced filtration device so her sent can't ensare any unmarried men or organize with the porcs in other cells.
>The plan
Get a crew together and once the harem is assembled cause a big enough gang fight to unlock some of the more dangerous monsters and use them as a cover to escape. Then take the crew out to international water then profit.
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8376b8 No.357818
>>357672
>Frieza personality pixie in prison
ayyy lmao
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7628bb No.357820
>shoggoth
Don't bother asking me what kind of cell we're in, she may as well be the damn cell for all I know.
And I'm in for contempt of court. The same shoggoth was trying to fuck with me while we we're on jury duty.
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38184f No.357827
>smuggle weapons and ammo
>supply insurgencies with modern weapons with no regard for the lives lost
>get caught and sentenced for at least 20 years
>apparently I'm going to be living with some mamono cellmate
>walk into a cell
>there's nobody there but some weird doll on the bottom bunk
>whatever, it'd be nice to have some decorum here and the doll looks pretty intricate
>as days go by I find myself compelled to bring little toys and trinkets for my silent cellmate
>we have become completely inseparable, I carry her around everywhere I go
>I will protect her with my life
Man, good thing someone made a mistake and I got put in a cell without a cellmate, this way I get to keep my adorable doll all to myself.
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9252f4 No.357828
>>357570
Distilling and distributing alcohol without a license.
She was the brawn of the operation.
Underground cell with a reinforced door and a magitech inhibitor.
Start making pruno in jail, build up connections by cornering the market on booze, and make use of them to stage a breakout.
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d9794b No.357856
>Cellmate
Ratatoskr
>What did you do?
Got reckless and brawled it out with several mamono on multiple occasions because they were trying to proactively date people at my workplace and my friends. Apparently this counts as 'unlawful vigilantism' or whatever the danuki lawyer said. It was enough to make the older mamono in the jury to cry so I knew I was screwed.
>What did she do?
Apparently she got jailed for 'unlawful vigilantism' as well by some bitch danuki too. Instead of helping her friends from getting proactively dated though she was trying to play love doctor and illegally pulled information from several servers to find the right match for her friends in the process. There's some weird coincidences here seeing as how the descriptions of her friends sounds vaguely similar to the mamono that tried to proactively date my friends and coworkers.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
It's pretty plain as far as cells go. She's a Ratatoskr so she really has no power to forcefully break out of a cell. It's really awkward though since they only gave us one bed. I insist on sleeping on the floor and she insists I share the bed with her. I don't know how I'm gonna tolerate this.
>The Plan
Both of us scout the entire area and work as in house janitors for the prison for the next month or so to observe and pass notes to each other about prison culture, the guards, and anything else we can find. She's really smart so once we've gathered enough data about the area, we're gonna try to stage a massive brawl between the Ushi Oni & her gals in west block that I've heard so much about and the Oni twins & their posse. Hopefully that'll give us enough smoke to make a break for it.
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674172 No.357859
>what did i do?
Become too cynical over time
>What did she/he do?
She went looking for man's butt.
>cell
it's a refurnished kitchen from to catch a predator.
>plan?
you go to prison the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt. It's more important than eatin food. Is more important than drinkin watah. No real penetration alp cellmate just reeally likes my butt.
Couldn't find an alp pic that hasnt been used so have a titty demon.
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6bf3f8 No.357875
>piss some rich cunt enough to get jailed for pirating mp3s
>get thrown in some weird cell
>only a single really high barred window
>the thick iron door has a single small slit that can only be opened from outside and is covered with some weird type of glass
>apparently it's for my room mate, who'll be arriving soon
>there's only a single bed though
>almost an hour later the slit opens, I can hear the muffled voice from the cop on the other side of the door telling me to stand by the wall
>weird snake chick is shoved in
>door closes
>she makes it clear she's a medusa and she'll beat me up if I ever call her snake again
>she usually just looks angry
>she protects me from the other girls without room mates, but makes it clear that's only so others won't think she's too weak to protect her 'propriety'
>we sleep facing away from each other, backs not touching
>sometimes I feel the snakes caress me during the night
>it feels pretty good
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77683b No.357887
>violated a demon's contract
>I saw the wince of sympathy her husband had when I said that no one was going to read a thirty page contract
>I'm pretty sure it was illegal, tried to get my lawyer to make that case
>she was a danuki, and the judge was another demon
>that turned out exactly how you can imagine
>end up in a fairly normal jail cell
>think this used to be a human jail up until recently
>security is pretty lax, even for that
>my new cell mate explained why after she was aware enough from "mana infusions" as she liked to call it
>its a zombie prison
>most zombies are happy to stay in prison if they have a husband to keep the mana flowing
>they then keep their husband in prison using exercise
>lots and lots of exercise
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2281a1 No.357895
>Cellmate: Kenkou Cross
I'm going to assume he was arrested on espionage charges.
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f90309 No.357899
http://mgewiki.com/w/Dark_Slime
>Pic related
I'm not sure if i'll survive this, fellas. I'm pretty sure these girls are pretty ravenous. If nothing else, it sure as shit makes the cell a lot more annoying.
>What did you do?
I refused to enjoy getting raped by a really rich drider. After about a month of me throwing shoes and screeching she got the picture that the arachnophobia wasn't going to up and leave. So then she stuck ME with rape charges, get a danuki lawyer, and my public defender was a fucking Ushi-Oni that said that my fear is a clear hate crime on top of the existing rape charge.
>What did she do?
Invaded an old asylum, melted the nurses, and let out inmates. The guards didn't tell me more than that, and from what I can tell during the cooldown periods (at least she respects that, for now) she did for shits and giggles.
I think she just really likes wonderland, though. And it's not like a monster with "dark" in its name is going to be anything but a sociopath.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
It's a fucking worst, for me. They can't use the classic bars, and they can't even put us in the same cell block as the others because of the demonic leakage that might affect other monster girl's "cellmates". This lady's got a bit of a "defective membrane", meaning she's fucking leaking.
I'm almost entirely sure it's intentional.
The point is, however, is that we're in a solitary wing with other high-energy mamono inside a glass box. Apart from the occasional co2 purge to stop me from dying, this thing is like a microwave.
>What’s the plan?
I didn't have a plan. I figured "survive" was as close to a plan as I'd manage, though i considered following an accounting curriculum to try and shawshank my way into the warden's good graces, but considering that that lady's a top-tier paladin, I don't think money is going to sway her.
So now I'm getting cajoled (will probably move into "threatened" if i keep refusing) into doing Goopniss(still refuse to believe that is her actual name). She wants me to slowly move her outside the cel and into the waste disposal. Once enough of her mass is outside, I need to smuggle her core in there, after which she'd wait for the scans to stop. Then she opens all the cells, and takes me away.
I noted that I don't actually get to escape from her, but I don't think I'm getting away from her at all. The amount of demonic energy the plan involves is likely to make me incubize.
Because the only way I'll be able to smuggle her slime out is by keeping it in my stomach and letting it crawl out. If you think that's sexy, please consider how fun vomiting is, and now imagine it with about your entire maximum stomach content.
I hate this woman so much.
I'm hoping I get transferred before she moves on to forcing me to do so.
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92f4ae No.357903
>What did you do?
Ran over an Abo sleeping in the street more than likely.
>What did she do?
Repeat counts of Vandalism for dumping Humpty-Eggs in public streets.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
It's more like a raptor enclosure than a cell, A bigass cage, open on all sides, with a mattress on the concrete for me and a big 'tree' made of uneven lengths of treated wood for her.
>What’s the plan?
Fucked if I know, she hugged me hello three days ago after I got processed and she hasn't let go yet.
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f78378 No.357904
>What did you do?
Somehow got caught pirating multiple terabytes worth of stuff and couldn't pay the millions of dollars in reparations
>What did she do?
She refuses to tell me exactly. It seems to have been some sort of Noodle Incident with, you know, Dark magic
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Standard Anti-Magic measures, mana-draining stone encompassing the entire cell
>What’s the plan?
Don't know, I feel like trying to escape would only get me in bigger trouble. She claims to have a plan but so far it has consisted of her collecting all my sperm (I don't mind since I'd fap it out anyway and she gives pretty good handjobs)
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cc2167 No.357945
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_Damage_Report_-_Case:_Automaton
>was working as a mechanic for a sketchy auto shop
>my boss was getting his parts from less than legal sources
>wasn't surprised given the nose on him
>apparently payed some thugs to jack some high profile cars, had them chopped up and sold bit by bit
>he gets caught and they pin me with complicity cause i installed the parts
>he gets 20 years, I get 10
>probably jewed his way out already while im stuck here waiting for my cellmate
>manage to get it out of one of the guards that as soon as she was transported here she was put in the infirmary
>An automaton that was working with a group of gremlins guilty of several charges of grand theft auto
> one high speed car chase, a few shredded tires and a brick wall later, she's caught in the crash while they bailed
>practically comotose when she got here, he says
>come up with some bullshit excuse during recess to get sent to the hospital ward
>find her laying in a hospital bed, staff doesn't know what to do with her cause they're not prepped for robots
>get the bed next to her
>she's kinda dented but looks surprisingly fine, must be internal
>find out her stomach pops open like a panel
>See a jumble of wiring weaving in and out of her frame and various bits of foreign machinery
>ihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg
>see a good few just not connected to anything, and this orb that's in the center of her chest has a few open ports
>put 2 and 2 together, and j-j-jam it in
>all of a sudden her eyes flash open and she looks around in confusion
>then she looks down to see me almost up the the elbow inside of her
>phrasing.mp3
>pull out PHRASING, close her up, and back away as the spaghetti starts to manifest
>the awkward silence feels heavier than the weight of my sentence
>I'm about to drop my pasta and ask her how she feels when she asks me an innocent question
>"will you be my new master?"
>the nurse comes back to find me in bed nearly catatonic with a robot watching over me
the plan is to get out in 3 years on good behaviour
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2a4a1e No.357949
>>357570
http://mgewiki.com/w/Cheshire_Cat
>What did you do?
Pirate Roms, seriously I though no one cared about those anymore.
>What did she do?
Can't get a straight answer out of her, she changes the story every time I ask.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Some sort of anti-teleportation field. Don't stop her from warping around within the cell though
>What’s the plan?
Honest I don't mind it much. Three meals a day, everyone in the prison doesn't cause problems because they just want to get back to their monster. I only she would stop trying to fuck me on the toilet. In the bed and shower are fine, but let business be business. Also I'm sure I'm not getting out for good behavior any time soon when she started jerkin me off in front of the guard.
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657855 No.357982
Wyvern
>What'd I do
Probably something money related, like armed robbery or fencing stolen goods
>What'd she do
Best is guess starting a riot or causing civil unrest, I like to imagine she knocked over an Oni's drink at a bar and the resulting mob orgy destroyed half a city
>Prison cell
Standard size but a bit more vertical, with some of those crossbars you see in bird cages that she can hang on
>Plan
Buddy up, take her side in every fight (especially the ones she starts), and eventually rule that joint
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e797f9 No.357988
Gremlin
>What did you do?
Looped one end of a shoe string around the charging handle of my AK, ran it around the trigger and put a key ring on the end
>What did she do?
Something about illegally modifying roombas and sicking them on Kikis.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
No electronics at all, two sweeps a day by guards.
>The plan?
Cuddle fuck the hell out of her, keep her safe from other inmates (fuck me I need to get fit), get out early on good behavior. Then open a gunshop/gunsmith business once we get out.
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73dd18 No.358011
>>358007
Am I illiterate or is this fuckwit locked up with a ntr frog?
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8376b8 No.358015
>>358011
Hint: you're no illiterate
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db94fe No.358018
http://mgewiki.com/w/Chimaera
>what did you do?
Wrong place, wrong time and a series of misunderstandings led me to prison time.
>what did she do?
She tried to rob a bank alone after being convinced by herself that her multiple 'personalities' can take on roles assigned in the bank robbery. It didn't go well for her.
>how is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Anti-magic field, strong dragon and fire-resistant bars in addition to fire sprinklers in the cell
>what's the plan?
Not sure, honestly. I'm working on convincing her to NOT convince herself with bad ideas to escape. At least she's cute when she's thinking up ideas on prison escapes as I try to point out flaws in her ideas.
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cf58e4 No.358027
I had no idea monsters could be so 3D tier.
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c89d5f No.358029
>>358027
They can't, it's just that there are some bad writers in this thread.
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c89d5f No.358038
>>358030
You can commit a crime without being a 3DPD, anon.
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9eed2a No.358048
>>358030
It’s the way guys are getting sent to jail that’s bothering me like >>357899 and >>358007.
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c89d5f No.358049
>>358047
Then why don't 3DPDs know more about pirating than we do?
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c89d5f No.358052
>>358050
Exactly my point. What is defined as a crime isn't the same as what actually is right or wrong, and even then, behaviors that we would define as 3DPD aren't equivalent to the same wrongs that some monster girls might commit. It can be considered wrong for a monster girl to stalk a man to the point of tresspass, but it doesn't necessarily make her the same as a 3DPD.
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92e767 No.358058
>>358047
You have a moral obligation to ignore unjust laws.
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92e767 No.358060
>>358059
Ignore was a poor word choice. Violate or resist might be better.
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c89d5f No.358062
>>358057
>Then you and the writers should stop applying current and real laws to your headcanon.
No they shouldn't. Otherwise those who end up in jail have less reason to like the monster girl they're paired up with.
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85e44a No.358063
>>358047
>make copies of various media (aka piracy)
>engage in self-defense against nigs nogging
>unlicensed alcohol distribution
>being dicks to people online
>purchasing sexbots
>ignoring BS ATFM regulations
>get bullied by mamono when you want to be left alone as a wizard
<all these anons are shitty people, according to you
Talk about being a cuckold
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c89d5f No.358065
>>358059
>thinking the majority of modern governments are things to reform rather than overthrow
cuckolded lemming detected
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c89d5f No.358068
>>358067
>I wanted to come up with a non-Normalfag crime for the frog.
Anon, you made a froggo that creates as much cuckoldry as she can. Cucking is for normalfags only.
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e2772f No.358070
>>358066
>Most of what you posted isn't even a crime unless you live in europe
>people are only pieces of shit if they’re breaking laws in my country
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c89d5f No.358072
>>358069
>confirming you really are into cuckoldry after all
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85e44a No.358073
>>358066
>Most of what you posted isn't even a crime unless you live in europe.
There are plenty of states with no castle doctrine; alcohol distribution licenses are required in many states; and, of course, piracy is illegal, and even while using VPNs, I've gotten DMCAs from C*mc*st (thanks Pajeet). So you're factually wrong, you idjit.
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fbc664 No.358076
>>358069
Monster girls are biologically geared towards monogamy (or least loyal to one man) this frog is literally acting as the antithesis of what it means to be a monster girl. I can imagine a monster girl being a dick to some one but you can't fucking justify a serial ntr spree by implying I'm pissy you soylet.
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c89d5f No.358077
>>358074
You're not helping your situation here, ultracuck.
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85e44a No.358078
>>358075
4/7 of those I listed are crimes, and the 2 others will be soon enough in our dystopic society.
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85e44a No.358080
>>358078
*2 others, being the ones without mamono and shit
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c89d5f No.358081
>>358079
>I can hand it to him for taking a unique characteristic of one girl and twisting it.
Mucus toad mucus increases the penis size of their husband over time. A twist of logic does not exist if there is no logic behind it to begin with. It's a netorare non-sequitur.
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fbc664 No.358082
>>358079
He intentionally decided to create a monster girl that is in to cucking. It's not inspiring to make something the opposite of what's it's supposed to be it's contrived and repugnant.
>He didn't even condem it in the original post it was buisness as usual
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c89d5f No.358084
>>358083
>inserting a shit fetish into something with no viable logic behind it
>creativity
Do you think that randomly drawing dicks on women is creative too?
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fbc664 No.358086
>>358083
There's a reason I put contrived first you cuck, it's to empathize it's the dregs of creativity to just make something do the opposite of what they are supposed to do.
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97ad1f No.358089
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97ad1f No.358091
>>358088
Can you even defend it?
All you've done is say it's creative when I explain why it's not instead of defending you're claim you try just attack me.
Explain why it's creative to just invert something. There's no nuance to what he did he just made something that is monogamous by design into cucking.
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c89d5f No.358092
>>358088
It is the dregs of creativity because you're a cucked /mgg/ rapefugee that thinks inserting netorare into things for no reason is brilliant art.
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97ad1f No.358097
>>358093
>He's actually arguing monster girls are not inherently monogamous
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3f4bbb No.358099
Tsuyu get out of the thread.
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c89d5f No.358100
>>358093
>and on /d/
Fucking wew, they really are both from /mgg/.
>I'm not into cucking, I just write it!
>>358099
Tsuyu is a good girl and would never be involved in this shit.
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97ad1f No.358102
>>358093
>He's actually arguing monster girls are not inherently monogamous
A monster girl into ntr is not equivalent to a schizophrenic in the human population. the equivalent would be a human born that breathes underwater.
I don't have to work about trying to make an argument on the morality of monster girl ntr compared to murder because one of the options wouldn't exist you cuck.
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c89d5f No.358104
>>358101
>he's actually trying to pretend he isn't entirely new to the same setting in which holsts run all the way back to their husbands upon seeing the color red even if they're hundreds of miles away and in which if a human/monstergirl attempt to so much as ROLEPLAY ntr together through a mindflayer's powers the monstergirl suddenly snaps out of it automatically before anything can happen
>he's now finally admitting he's deviating away from a monstergirl's inherent nature on top of that
>>358103
>Your masculinity is very fragile
>>>/leftypol/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/lgbt/
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e2b6a4 No.358106
>>358093
I hope you Alp into a bicorn and get in a glue factory
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4c1d03 No.358107
>>358088
because theres already a board dedicated to shit like this and its just you trying to defend your shit fetish by pretending to be retarded. If anything you're just to post NTR and hope monster will accept any and little excuse of it. that or make people upset by it. Theres really two options, either A. Admit you're just here to argue your fetish into the board, or B. drop it and let it live.
>>358093
>monster girls aren't inheritently monogamus
no but they are Polygamy to be exact, and if you read further into God this is autistic They're Polygamous with addiction to the first mans semen. but hey you don't like cuckolding right? and no its not Polyarmory.
>>358103
>your masculinity is very fragile ok, anyways guys can you at least just like my frog cuckolding story.
What is this baby blue bullshit
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3bf905 No.358108
>>358101
>Failed to both hide and defend cuckholdry
>y-y-you're the ones who's ass is blasted
All crimes are in human nature we just dont think its a good thing. what you're defending goes against the very fabric of their being its apples and oranges you retard.
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6f96c5 No.358109
>when a good thread gets derailed by bullshit
could y'all fuck off to /pol/, I'm here for the writefagging
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bc8a88 No.358110
>>358109
How about you fuck off back to cuckchan
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3bf905 No.358111
>>358109
What the fuck does pol have to do with saying monster pols are not into ntr
Should we extrapolate by that assumption that the cucks are leftypol?
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3f4bbb No.358113
>>358111
I thought that was already established.
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9d370b No.358117
>What did you do?
In california's ever growing desperation to "diversify" the state against "heteronormative cis white males" and promote feminism, outlawed refusing to have sex with a fat, ugly, tranny under the pretense of "that's rape."
https://archive.is/QjOfK
https://archive.li/jw07s
I would not be surprised if california is actually working on making this a legal definition of rape. You can't mock sjws because they'll just take it as a real position to use.
>What did she do?
Doesn't really matter what species she is, california enforces immigration laws only against mamono because their values of not being a huge slut and slamming every charge under the sun against the man to milk him dry of money, and gives mamono impossible conditions to take an impossibly difficult state citizenship test before even allowing them to see the process for national citizenship.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
For purposes of this thread, I rolled a Cancer. But again, being california, it'd be a miracle to get locked up together and even then, the cartels running the prison would likely just reinforce everything so she couldn't break out and save her to turn her crab parts into a meal, if they didn't just let her dry up, and stick the head on a pike in the yard.
>What’s the plan?
Only hope is hope we weren't locked up in one of the prisons located in the desert and start a riot to cause enough confusion to escape. If we are in a desert prison, which would be likely, I'd at least oblige her with some sex before they kill her. I may have 15 years for raping someone I never even touched, but she doesn't stand a chance here.
I need to get outside and try to restore some faith in humanity in myself
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3bf905 No.358118
>>358114
>Suicide is a crime
>Try drinking some bleach to see if the police will charge you with a crime
Are actually trying to get me to believe that you didn't expect a massive backlash against ntr on monster. This thread gave you a prompt about monster girls breaking the law. You wrote something emphasizing ntr you could have done a story about forced monsterizastion but you CHOSE to make it about ntr. This isn't a thread about an insane asylum (I'm not saying mentally ill monsters would even do this). It's about prison don't try to hide behind some half baked excuse of them being a devient.
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0d8b5d No.358119
>>358117
Why not piss off a volcano goddess enough to destroy California or better yet fuck them over using hate crime laws
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9d370b No.358121
>>358119
I'm not very creative and everything I thought of to post to piss of pele is either extremely weak or already been posted.
>or better yet fuck them over using hate crime laws
They don't enforce them if it would favor the groups they don't like even though I'm not actually white do you really think the people who make or enforce the rules would let the rules fuck themselves over? If they did, noone in the state government right now would be walking free.
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0d8b5d No.358125
>>358121
They should know that revolution will happen and will cause them to die off by now, after all piss off a monstergirl and she'll either destroy shit or corrupt the land they love so much.
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c89d5f No.358127
>>358114
>Like I said before. Write a better story.
Okay, here's one.
>hanging out with mucus toad childhood friend
>using my 20/15 vision, spot landwhale warning-hair Fat dykes-redditor typing about "fragile masculinity" on /monster/ inside a starbucks
>mucus toad friend tries dripping some of her saliva into her/him/it's/whatever's soy latte when she thinks she/he/it/whatever isn't paying attention while I egg her on
>we get caught but the greatest ally danuki judge gives us a reduced sentence and puts us together in the same cell to keep each other company
>sharing the same only bed in the cell means one thing leading to another and we end up fucking
>both of us get out early before we even find out she's pregnant on account of us being a behaved and exemplary couple according to the warden
>soywhale dies of STDs before then due to California's stance that sex with someone without notifying them of STDs should be reduced to a misdemeanor
>happily raise family with childhood friend
The end.
>>358121
>everything I thought of to post to piss of pele is either extremely weak or already been posted.
In that case, might as well praise Poli'ahu instead.
>>358123
>had to look up NTR
How new are you to imageboards as a whole?
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265bc2 No.358128
>>358123
You clearly are new and do not belong here. Admit you chose to do a story about ntr. The random page didn't not write those things for you. The majority of monster girls rape and when they do uts the same as marriage, they do not ride the cock carousel of married men. Making forced monsterization a crime is fine no one is begrudging you that, people are rightfully angry about the cucking.
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3092e4 No.358140
http://mgewiki.com/w/"You"
So, do I get myself as a cellmate or what? Because I hope not because that's gonna be really fucking gay and one of us is gonna alp.
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c89d5f No.358141
>>358140
You get a doppelganger that r63s as you.
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e2772f No.358143
>>358140
I would tell you to read the OP but >>358141 has the better idea.
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c89d5f No.358145
>>358143
If a person is narcissistic enough that they're genuinely in love with themself, I do have to wonder if a doppelganger might really take that form.
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3092e4 No.358147
>>358143
I had to know man, I had to know.
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c89d5f No.358150
>>358149
>terrible writing/10
Everyone here who thinks my story was better than cucky here, reply to this post with a smug anime face.
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3882e6 No.358151
>>358150
Yukkuri shitte-itte ne!
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7a49bb No.358152
I'm almost sad I didn't get to see this guy go full cuck. My fault for not lurking enough I guess.
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c89d5f No.358154
>>358153
Cuck-kun are we going to have to bully you again?
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3dd79d No.358157
>>358153
Yes, he answered the OP questions, just a shame the writing involved NTR and was rightfully driven off the thread
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0d8b5d No.358158
>>357570
http://mgewiki.com/w/Slime
What did you do?
Committed arson on some cuck's house
What did she do?
She was told to steal Jello formula but got caught
How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
It should be slimeproof
What’s the plan?
Be a good boy and fuck the slime girl.
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78b435 No.358160
>>358157
Regular guy fucks your woman or cuckqueen?
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c89d5f No.358162
>>358160
It was about a serial NTRer that caused both situations to happen.
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0d8b5d No.358165
>>358164
Agian I hope you Alp into a bicorn and get in a glue factory
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c89d5f No.358166
>>358164
Don't forget about
>High quality posts are welcomed, heavier shitposting will be counted as derailing and has a chance of becoming unfunny so don't overdo it, this also includes NTR.
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0d8b5d No.358170
>>358169
No it isn't ya tard.
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8376b8 No.358172
>>358169
Out of all the possible crimes that anybody can do … you chose one of the things that this board has never, won't, and will never put up with. You go on to have the audacity to be verbose about people telling you that it's hot garbage when the board rightfully tells you that what you wrote is useless garbage.
Don't lurk more, and don't make a single piece of works with monster girls again. It's knuckle dragging mouth breathers like you that allow rot to seep into communities like this. Get the fuck out.
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0d8b5d No.358174
>>358173
Better than your shit of a story butthurt faggot
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0d8b5d No.358176
>>358175
Still gargling Tumblr dick, cuckold soydivual of /leftypol/
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c89d5f No.358177
>>358175
>Funny, considering you faggots usually eat up what I post.
Prove it, cuck.
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0d8b5d No.358182
>>358179
I hope what you written allows you to get fisted by a nigger tranny so that you may inseminate a skinhead dyke you kike acting cuckold. But too bad Abdul and Jamal are too busy fucking while you are so fussy and writing about cucking,
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544cf9 No.358186
>>357581
>all these stories
Fuckin' hell.
>What did you do?
What did I do? Uh, well, let's just call it spontaneous arson. Ignoring the fact it happened to be my ex's house and there were signs of barricading. It just so happened to be her house when the mood set in. Oh let's also ignore the fact that the guy she cheated on me for was also in there. Total coincidence he was there. How was I supposed to know that his fat would burst into flames so quickly? My lawyer has informed me that I am to continue referring to it as 'spontaneous arson.'
>What did she do?
Apparently she was the 'muscle' of a radicalist plot to taint a water tower or two with mucus toad…mucus for a terrorist plot. Thankfully it was stopped, thank Christ.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Anything that could remotely be used as a blade, club, or weapon has been removed. This includes frame-less beds, toilets that are molded into the wall along with sink, overall a very 'futuresque' minimalist design. Despite the Lizard brain's instinct for fighting, there is no 'ring' for fighting in; that's the price for doing the time.
>What's the plan?
Not getting the fight or fuck on, that's for sure. Lanky build, small, easily breakable jaw, poor grip, and inexperience tend to preclude it. No sense trying to escape, it'll just mean hotter water to boil in. Need to stay away from the cellmate as long as possible, that talk of 'relieving' each other only and 'staying out of trouble' only goes so far when you actually meet the fucker. Maybe I can hole up in the library, try and get a few pages to roll up into a Millwall brick if I'm desperate.
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78b435 No.358188
I wish the alp thread got as much traction as this one. Without the cucking of course
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0d8b5d No.358190
>>358187
Glutton for punishment, let me guess you like BDSM because you seem to be into getting punished alot.
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e2772f No.358191
>>358187
Is there any reason you persist despite the fact absolutely no one wants you here?
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8376b8 No.358193
>It was only a ruse
>I was merely pretending
>Y-you're shitter shattered, not m-me
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0d8b5d No.358194
>>358193
That's their only excuse
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80a09d No.358267
>>358186
You can't run from her forever anon, you have to sleep in the same cell with her every night. if you ignore her for too long she'll make a move
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18231a No.358285
Nureonago
>What did you do?
I was arrested for the possession of fictional child pornography
>What did she do?
After kindly offering her my umbrella on a rainy day, she began following me around everywhere. I tried to lose her but she seemed to always know where I was no matter how fast I ran and how many corners I turned. Eventually she made her way to my home and scared me to calling the police. I filed a restraining order which had her put away.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
It’s got a few household amenities for her to practice her housewife duties, no bars and waterproofed surroundings. There’s probably more in here to stop me than her since she just wants to be where I am.
>What’s the plan?
Haven’t got one. Probably just stay out of trouble and away from the rape-happy mamono.
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bbeb04 No.358321
Cant I just mate and pair up with the guards instead?
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5dfb13 No.358521
>>357570
i got a rock.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Magic_Gems
>what did you do
my state limits the amount of alcohol you produce and i dont know what the limit is, just that its low. if I'm getting taken in for anything its that.
>what did the rock do
no one knows how long the rock has been here, no one knows why the rock is here, no one knows what the rock did. the rock has always been
>how is the cell built
its just a normal cell.
>whats the plan
the rock wants me to spread the good word of its love, the rock loves and the rock protects. all hail the rock.
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0d420f No.358534
>>358521
Where did this video come from?
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16f62f No.358748
>>357570
>Imp
Okay I won, I don't care about the rest
>What did you do?
murder, arson, rape, I don't care, just give me a life sentence
>What did she do?
killing spree, I don't care as well just give her a life sentence as well
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
it has a reinforced bed so we don't break it first night
>What’s the plan?
fuck until we die from exhaustion and then we continue fucking in hell
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10303b No.358758
What can a Titania do to warrant a prison sentence? I'm racking my brains here.
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ee86e1 No.358759
>>358758
Well, let's see. She has a big sister fetish/complex, she wanted to "onee san" an shouta and well….. humans and their silly age of consent laws. Though this would imply this is a human prison, which the way humans run prisons would make it very dark and would not make a lot of sense. Albeit maybe it is a monsterized human realm so "age of consent" and similar laws are just a way to get into a prison and get a sexy experience.
Or
The fairy kingdom she is king of lay on top of a very rare mineral. A Danuki wanted to buy the land, she said do. The Danuki used her influences to ship her off to a prison.
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ee86e1 No.358760
>>358759
I meant she said "no" and "queen" not king.
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0d8b5d No.358763
>>358759
Monstergirl caged heat?
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1d7e8f No.358842
>I turned to look at the guards as I lay on the ground
>They had already began closing the heavily runed, solid mythril door
>I felt my blood turn cold
>That level of security was only used on the strongest, most dangerous mamono
>I gulped and slowly turned to see what fate awaited me
>It was not what I expected to be sure.
>What met my eyes was not a cock hungry Ushi, or a insanity inducing mindflayer…
>But an angel, a young one at that
>She sat huddled in the dark corner of the cell, hugging her knees to her chest her pink hair done in twin-tails with some of the silk ribbon that seemed sprout from her back like wings and drifted around her on unseen wind
>Her hair seemed though, dulled unnaturally, and upon closer inspection her ribbons hung limp
>I racked my brain of all the new goddesses in the word
>I brought myself into a sitting position on the surprisingly clean floor before I spoke, my tone uncertain.
"You're an angel of Eros, aren't you?"
>She didn't even so much as look at me
>I moved closer to the bed and slowly sat down into it, giving the girl a wide berth all the while.
>Never know when these mamono might strike
>But this was an angel, did I even have anything to worry about here? Even infused with mamono mana the internet said angels weren't liable to kill yo
>What was an angel doing here anyways?
>The bed was a bit larger than the single twin I had in my old cell, a queen at least.
>Makes sense since you were supposed to share with the mamono
>The angel remained where she was, huddled to herself in the corner.
>I took a moment to examine my cellmate more closely from my perch
>It would be a stretch to call her body mature
>immature curves were easy to miss under the standard issue prison jump
>But her face! Her face was absolutely adorable you could just kiss -
>Her eyes, her pink eyes were dull. Lifeless.
>The sight made me involuntarily suck in a breath, the sharp hiss seemed to startle the small girl out of whatever trance she was in.
>She slowly turned to look at me with a forced smile and those dead eyes.
<"Ah, the guards informed me I would be gaining a partner this day, I am Icara."
I thought it was super easy to write greentext, why do I find it so fuckin hard
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1d7e8f No.358843
>>358842
First real greentext on here, give me feedback and I'll continue tomorrow if i remember
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db72f7 No.358864
>>358843
Please do continue.
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39f109 No.358867
>>357570
>Got Alice
>Gee, i wonder what I wound up in jail for?
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a18a3e No.358868
>>358867
But what did the Alice end up there for?
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2b2759 No.358880
>>358868
Molesting (age-relative) minors under the guise of operating a "free beer and rock cds" mobile store.
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145c51 No.358883
>>358880
Sounds more like something a baph would do.
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39f109 No.358998
>>358883
No reason she wouldn't want an Alice's help.
Should probably answer those questions:
>What did you do?
Got mixed up in crazy ass cult shit and they figured I need to be deprogrammed.
>What did she do?
Different cult, but apparently a solstice gathering gone wrong. Won't give specifics, but freezes up when presented with tax collectors.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
She's a naive little thing, so one magic dampener and a ban on frilly dresses is all that's needed. And nothing sharper than a crayon.
>What’s the plan?
Just sit back and stew with the crazies till the voices stop or we get released.
Our neighboring cell has a shoggoth in it, so I'm banking the second one.
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10303b No.359006
>>358883
A baphomet would have an entire network of loli kidnap/rape gangs, they wouldn't run just one of them. That's the sort of witches/familiars or even Sabbath-aligned dwarves and goblins would be doing.
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570f1d No.359007
>>358748
you can probably fuck her outside the prison, you know.
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2bdd4d No.359094
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2bdd4d No.359101
>>357570
http://mgewiki.com/w/Papillon
>What did you do?
Salesman ignored over 30 different NO SOLICITING signs, hopped a fence, and landed straight on an anti-personel mine and lost both legs. Can't be arrested because cops are too afraid of losing at least half getting through my front lawn, so house arrest.
Tl;Dr: ANCAP anon gets house arrest for illegal explosives.
>What did she do?
Nothing. Can fly over mine field so was sent to make sure I don't have/launch any McNukes or Walmart Brand Nerve Gas.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate you?
IM NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
>What’s the plan?
Fortify position and out attrition Invaders. Slowly convert butterfly into a model ANCAP from the safety of the Target Brand Bomb shelter in basement.
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674172 No.361394
Which monsters would be top of the prison food chain? Who are the doormats?
Most importantly, what gangs could exist with mgs?
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4974fc No.361402
http://mgewiki.com/w/Nekomata
>What did you do?
Got drunk with a few of my m8s, plastered the car with Serbia stickers, and tried to recreate the Yugoslav Wars in an inner city ghetto.
>What did she do?
Being a cat burglar. :^)
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Standard cell
>What’s the plan?
Scratch Kosovo je Srbija everywhere, squat, fuck the cat.
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0d8b5d No.361403
>>361394
To be honest I think the top MG for prison would either be a Amazon, Dark Elf, or Ogre. the weak ones would be alps and succubi
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674172 No.361406
>>361403
What if the alp was just as buff as an ogre/oni?
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0d8b5d No.361411
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00c680 No.361413
>>361411
its prison, what else id there to do but work out?
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0d8b5d No.361415
>>361413
>be Alp
>in prison
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5063a9 No.361416
>>361415
>its prison, what else id there to do but work out?
Bless your ol' heart, Anon.
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674172 No.361420
>>361415
>ever since monsters arrived any offense that got you a ticket earned you time.
>apparently jaywalking just so happened to be a felony the EXACT day you had court.
>never been to prison
>you just hope no one asks you what you did.
>excercise yard time!
>you were that one kid in gym class that never played and was always forgotten by the rest of the class.
>you did however, manage to make some sweet gains before landing here.
>wander aimlessly through the yard as each mammono tries to outlift the next to impress.
>this is the first time you see lines being made for the bench press.
>occasional fights break out between the tougher, and bigger gals.
>the gaurds only intervene if things get ugly.
<"HEY"
>tfw your social anxiety never left after you graduated, fuck.
<"I know ya'll can hear me, come over here~."
>it's some blonde succubus with a long pixiecut leaning by the bleachers, arms folded.
>the androgynous body isn't helping her look anymore friendly.
>tattoos are visible on her neck and collarbone.
>the only one you can make out is "living sin" which is tatted on her right cheek.
>fuck it. You'll take whatever friends you can get.
<"what's you're name sugar?"
"Anon"
<"first off, what you in for? Got enough folks breathing down mah neck as is."
>heh, no wonder her neck's red
>the look she's giving you cripples your confident facade, your speech also decreases 99 points.
"Uh…j-jaywalking"
>she gives you a toothy smile
<"ya'll hear that gals! We got ourselves a bad boy!"
>The entire yard stops what they're doing to look at you both.
>can you die from rape?
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e2772f No.361452
>>361394
Preexisting group mamono like goblins, werewolves, devilbugs, etc. would form gangs but I can also imagine a group of lizardmen headed by a salamander, various insect girls just sticking together or a bunch of undead following a wight or lich.
>top
Probably mostly the strongest physical or magical mamono such as dragons, ushis or liches, but I can also see more mastermind types which could probably be most mamono actually.
>bottom
Typically group girls or the more submissive and weak girls like umi-osho, nekomata or kikimoras.
Mindfucking mamono probably get a block dedicated to them so the mindflayers don’t amass an army or the shoggoths gradually erode the sanity of the surrounding inmates.
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00c680 No.361455
>>361452
>mastermind types
hobgoblins
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6dd6e2 No.361476
>>361455
Having big tiddy might convince goblins to follow hobgoblins, but I doubt a minotaur would be cowed by them.
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10303b No.361482
>>361452
I didn't think lizardmen and salamanders had that kind of relationship.
>>361455
>mastermind types
>hobgoblins
They're total bakas
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0d8b5d No.361484
>>361482
Hobgoblins might lead goblins but they don't lead other mamono
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382641 No.361485
What did you do? I was found violating my neighbors wifes NAP by stepping on her lawn luckily her husband was able to get the charges down from getting nuked
http://mgewiki.com/w/Ochimusha
What did she do? She was/Is running an Underground husbando finder group finding single males and bringing them to monster girls that have harder times finding husbandos
How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
All Sharp objects and weapon-like items are taken out of the cell and we are left with only mattresses small bathroom and sink.
What’s the plan?
The game was rigged from the start.
The Demon had planned on me stepping on her lawn for some time, Enacting a plan she sent one of her agents into prison as well not only to retrieve me but retrieve other single men that were in prison as well to bring more suitors for her and her business Danuki
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b349d5 No.361517
Would there be more gaurd on prisoner rape? Or prisoner on prisoner? warden on prisoner?
I can only pity the souls that are in the mg equivalent of alcatraz.
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b349d5 No.361522
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4fe31a No.361524
>>357570
>Bunyip
I'm more than okay with this
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e06ab9 No.361536
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e2772f No.361545
>>361517
Prisoner on prisoner since the inmates have 24 hour access to each other.
>>361522
I think you should be more worried about Bertha than the guards catching you on a Singaporean cooking forum.
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8376b8 No.361550
>>361545
>high orc
>What did you do?
Loaded up a pressure washer and soaked the local danuki in nair. I don’t care if I was seven months behind on rent, those dirty shekel stealers can’t be trusted. That’ll teach them what for.
>What did she do?
Organized raids where her and her underlings would break into single men’s houses and masturbate over everything. The victim’s houses smelled like bacon for weeks.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Standard reinforced cell, and whenever the guards do their rounds they spray everything down with lemon scented air freshener.
>What’s the plan?
Keep to the top bunk and breathe through the mouth. My cell hasn’t stopped smelling of …. Bacon …. Since she got here. She constantly faces me with her legs as wide as she can get them. Says that I should treat her like a scratch and sniff sticker. I fear for my hygiene and don't think the prison showers are gonna get the stink off ….
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b349d5 No.361551
>>361545
>>361545
Who is this bertha? and should i be worried?
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0d8b5d No.361552
>>361551
Bertha is a nigger
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8376b8 No.361553
>>361551
Clearly only the most enlightened of humanity can be trusted in rehabilitating the unwashed prisoners. Bertha is there to make sure you respecc the WHAMMEN in that jailhouse.
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0d8b5d No.361554
>>361553
Like I said a nigger.
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8376b8 No.361555
>>361554
>mfw I took too long to post
>mfw I have no face
brb going ghost
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3ba959 No.361621
http://mgewiki.com/w/Weresheep/Gallery
Fuck off I'm not living with 50 weresheep. Who do you think I am, a shepherd?
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8376b8 No.361629
>>361621
Your stay in the clink would be comfy at least
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6dae5f No.361630
>>361621
>he doesn't want to take care of a harem of 50 weresheep
You must be a homosexual.
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6dd6e2 No.361632
>>361621
>the weresheep are actually therepeutic
>they're using maximum comf to reform hardened criminals
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6dd6e2 No.361633
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82da1e No.361929
http://mgewiki.com/w/Minotaur
Minotaur huh….
I guess I posted a spicy meme in the EU
She probably beat some people who walked on her territory
The Cell bars are pressure resistant and keeps her well fed enough that she does not care to leave.
Likely a plan to just sleep through most of the prison sentence.
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e06ab9 No.361939
http://mgewiki.com/w/Dragon_Zombie
How do I survive this? How do I survive something that will crave my dick at every single moment day and night?
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10303b No.361942
>>361929
You're going to be the little spoon
>>361939
You're going to be the big spoon, backed up against a wall
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b750ac No.361944
http://mgewiki.com/w/Centaur
>What did you do?
I don't remember too well - I was drunk, I decided to stop for a piss, what I thought was behind a tree was actually next to a lamp-post, and I think I started a fight with someone who tried to stop me. That someone might have been a copper.
>What did she do?
Apparently she owns this field just outside town, and she uses it for target practice with her longbow. Somone walked onto it, she told them to leave, they insisted it was public land and - well, she assures me it was an accident.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Much larger than normal, extra-thick metal bars, and a pile of hay on the ground. She treats it like her own little fiefdom.
>What’s the plan?
Escaping? Fuck knows. I'm asking for a cell transfer; the hay stinks, there's no bed fit for a human, and my centaur cellmate has been getting rather more… forward.
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0e4f00 No.362022
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0d7df1 No.362033
>gremlin wife accidently levels everything around us in a 5 block radius while tinkering with her newest invention
>both of us get sent away for life
>she's watching a lot of Christopher Reeves Superman movies with me
>she makes a holographic projector out of basic shit we're able to make disappear from the various work details we get assigned during the 6 months we're serving our sentence
>she builds the device while I tunnel and tunnel for 6 months
>we make our escape
>currently writing this from a beach on a small island
>the little lady spends her days making all sorts of gadgets from whatever washes up on shore while I make sure to put food on our table
It's a simple life. We were just able to get internet a few days ago after a pretty big storm washed all sorts of scrap onto our front yard.
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f5b638 No.362038
>>361536
Imagine how crazy a shoggoth that has seen a man in centuries would be
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4ccf4a No.362047
http://mgewiki.com/w/Sandworm/Gallery
Three years in the slammer all for saying those brown raccoon girls are shit in front of a bank.Three years!After all the hard work we've done who would of thought my mouth would get me thrown in here.Anyway I need you to tell Tony not to come visit me in two weeks.Why?Oh I'll tell you why. I don't even get the benefit of a small cell anymore, I've been moved to the "environmental containment facility section" also know as an over-funded zoo with guards our visitors.I'm stuck in this shitty pen full of sand, palm trees, and this one pink worm broad who keeps trying to swallow me.Tell Tony to come some other time and not to drive my car that thing can barely function much less make it here.Be sure to tell him to take short roads, it's important.What?Are you deaf?!My roommate tries to eat me!It's horrible in here!Sandworm?Well whatever she is she's a pain.Do you know she's in here cause got drunk as a skunk one night and landed on top of some fancy joint for training expecting mothers.Get that look off your face.No one was hurt it just horrified the mothers inside and that's all the judge cared about.I don't know the name of place or where it is, but she got thrown in here before my transfer so I hope that one blue skinned bitch judge was in there.Tell Tony to hurry too I'm not sure how much longer I can stand this place.It's like a million eyes on you at all times and I don't mean cameras.They don't trust the locks on our hole,so they constantly guard me and pinky.Yeah, they put us in a hole like animals, the thing has walls too slick to climb and steel bars over the pit to keep pinky from jumping out.But that's not enough for them so as long as pinky is awake they stare at us like we're fucking Houdini.And if the eyes weren't bad enough she makes it worse.Most of my day is just running from her, spouting crap like how warm her insides are, like what the hell we live in Nevada it's hot enough outside you.Thank god she stops to eat and sleeps in the sand at night or I'd never rest.Gotta wake up before her though, one time I woke up with her worm body wrapped around me, I had to listen to her talk about our life together, kids, future plans all that jazz.Shit was depressing, she thinks me running away from her is playing hard to get, likes how I curse at her get during our runs, couldn't wait to catch me and start a family.I don't know how eating me would start a family but her body loosened her grip when she mentioned it so I booked it before I could ask….Okay I'm gonna stop you right there we only have so much time and I don't want to waste it learning about how worms do the deed.Anyway her little speech about her life and us got me thinking.Not that type of thinking!I'm not here to invite you and Mary to a wedding.I meant how the system screwed her over.Everyone of us got a little wasted and fell over but she gets fifteen months over something everyone else gets away with.That's just plain evil.That's why when Tony gets here,I'm bringing her along.Oh don't look so shocked.I know he's busy and can't waste time talking to her but I'll make it up to him.I swear.Huh?Yes officer, I know my time is up just let me finish here.Tell Mary I said hi and I hope she can talk to me and Pinky soon.I'm still an amateur write-fag no bully please, only criticism
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deea6f No.362048
>>362047
>no bully please, only criticism
I would recommend pressing the space bar once in a while.
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8376b8 No.362050
>>362047
>No spaces
>Paragraphs inside paragraphs
>What is coherency
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0a0612 No.362153
>>357570
>Cellie
Siren
>What're you in for?
Contempt of court. Told that judge I wasn't paying no damn speeding ticket for doing 42 in a 40 through a one-stoplight speed-trap town. The judge advised me to calm down. I advised him to get fucked and get alp'd, in that order.
>What's she in for?
Provoking a riot, public indecency (used her song to start a public orgy), disturbing the peace.
>Cell design
Other than general harpy design, it's sound-proofed out the ass. On the upside, she loves to sing and knows all the best tunes.
>Escape plan?
Lol escape? I'm plugging a qt harpy on the regs, listening to her heartbreaking and skyraising renditions of all my favorite songs, all on the State's dime. My only complaint is the food.
The best part? A minor criminal record and a stint inside only helps out your music career in certain circles so she's already had offers from a few labels. I'm reading up on business, finance, and the music industry to become her manager.
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e06ab9 No.362158
>>361942
How will I deal with sleeping, or doing anything else?
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5daba0 No.362177
>>357570
>What did you do?
Burning without a permit.
>What did she do?
Supposedly she got into an argument with a "fat-tittied cow" and lost her temper. Tried casting a spell on her but fucked up and accidentally cast "Heightened Lust". The Holstaur ended up going nuts and raping some lawyer's kid. I hear those two got married recently so I guess that's nice, even if the father is still pissed about it.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
They make her wear a bracelet that prevents her from accumulating too much mana in the hopes of limiting what spells she can use. I'm not sure it's working though; I swear I can hear her trying to use charm magic on me while I'm sleeping.
>What's the plan?
Do my time and try not to become a lolicon.
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6bc59f No.362239
http://mgewiki.com/w/Dragon
>What did you do?
Build up a debt while studying. I swear, through some danuki trickery I got jailed for this.
>What did she do?
Apparently someone stole one of her treasures and she destroyed a lot of property. She refuses to tell me what was stolen.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
She used to be held in a specialized cell, but considering the costs of just keeping her, as well as various other inmates locked up they would make a deal; behave well and you'll get to choose which new inmate they get to share a cell with. According to the guards she acted completely uninterested in it, yet three months in her special cell without incident and another one in a normal cell has passed since the deal was announced.
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c7df61 No.362339
>What did you do?
Didn’t pay a speeding ticket as the local P.D. forgot to send me my court date, making me a wanted man.
>What did she do?
Got to an airport and panicked at the gate, then got strip searched and attacked some of security.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
It’s really just a cell that’s a bit nicer
>What's the plan?
Probably sue the P.D. when I’m out and join the military or something.
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088d35 No.362419
>>362047
Three years in the slammer all for saying those brown raccoon girls are shit in front of a bank.
Three years!
After all the hard work we've done who would of thought my mouth would get me thrown in here. Anyway I need you to tell Tony not to come visit me in two weeks. Why? Oh I'll tell you why. I don't even get the benefit of a small cell anymore, I've been moved to the "environmental containment facility" section a.k.a an over-funded zoo with guards for visitors!
I'm stuck in this shitty pen full of sand, palm trees, and this one pink worm broad who keeps trying to swallow me. Tell Tony to come some other time and not to drive my car that thing can barely function much less make it here. Be sure to tell him to take short roads, it's important.
What? Are you deaf?! My roommate tries to eat me! It's horrible in here! Sandworm? Well whatever she is she's a pain. Do you know she's in here cause got drunk as a skunk one night and landed on top of some fancy joint for training expecting mothers. Get that look off your face. No one was hurt it just horrified the mothers inside and that's all the judge cared about.
I don't know the name of place or where it is, but she got thrown in here before my transfer so I hope that one blue skinned bitch judge was in there. Tell Tony to hurry too I'm not sure how much longer I can stand this place. It's like a million eyes on you at all times and I don't mean cameras. They don't trust the locks on our hole, so they constantly guard me and pinky.
Yeah, they put us in a hole like animals, the thing has walls too slick to climb and steel bars over the pit to keep pinky from jumping out. But that's not enough for them so as long as pinky is awake they stare at us like we're fucking Houdini. And if the eyes weren't bad enough she makes it worse. Most of my day is just running from her, spouting crap like how warm her insides are, like what the hell we live in Nevada it's hot enough outside you.
Thank god she stops to eat and sleeps in the sand at night or I'd never rest. Gotta wake up before her though, one time I woke up with her worm body wrapped around me, I had to listen to her talk about our life together, kids, future plans all that jazz.
Shit was depressing, she thinks me running away from her is playing hard to get, likes how I curse at her get during our runs, couldn't wait to catch me and start a family. I don't know how eating me would start a family but her body loosened her grip when she mentioned it so I booked it before I could ask….
Okay I'm gonna stop you right there we only have so much time and I don't want to waste it learning about how worms do the deed.
Anyway her little speech about her life and us got me thinking– not that type of thinking! I'm not here to invite you and Mary to a wedding. I meant how the system screwed her over. Everyone of us got a little wasted and fell over but she gets fifteen months over something everyone else gets away with. That's just plain evil. That's why when Tony gets here, I'm bringing her along. Oh don't look so shocked. I know he's busy and can't waste time talking to her but I'll make it up to him.
I swear.
Huh? Yes officer, I know my time is up just let me finish here. Tell Mary I said hi and I hope she can talk to me and Pinky soon.
I'm still an amateur write-fag no bully please, only criticism
>fixed that for you, buddy. If only to ease my own OCD
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2ceb1b No.362484
http://mgewiki.com/w/Eros
"Eros is one of the neutral divinities in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia world who is neither explicitly pro- or anti-monster. As the God of Love, Eros grants blessings to both human and monster lovers."
What did you do?
>Lost my shit a few months after moving from firearm withdrawal (fucking blue state) and T H O T overload
>Got together with a few paladindu buddies and firebombed every mosque, democratic HQ, and (((Danuki))) owned business in the state
>Tried to make the police shoot me instead of going to prison but they just gave me high fives all the way to my cell
What did she do?
>Tax Evasion, Loitering, danuki hate speech
How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
>Fuck if I know I'm not a wizard (yet) or a theologian. (But there are a bunch of leaves (not Canadian) and stars of David inlaid in gold all around the cell
>Eros doesn't look like anything btw, I just kind of get a feel she's here, also the voice but I might just be losing completely
What’s the plan?
>Break her out in exchange for the purest most JUSTICE waifu to ever exist, get her to convice Ares to make me beyond /fit/, and to become her head of security to stop future danuki assassination attempts
>Spend six months planning my escape, getting prison /fit/, and going nofap. Gotta git big son, also I'm on restriction beacuse 'danuki hate crimes' so I rarely leave the cell anyways
Plan Below:
>wait until the weekend, just before dawn (most guards go home to pound husbandos and since the danuki owners don't like paying overtime they just work the weekend)
>lure over danuki guard by pretending to drop a penny
>snap her neck through the bars when she comes over to look for it with her danuki currency magnet
>take the keys and scrape out all the gold (it's gold foil, fucking cheapskates)
>Open door and quickly/stealthily egress as Eros manifests away, then meet with one of her manticore followers in a predetermined spot several miles away to get clothes and a ride
>Get driven to heavily fortified Eros Compound (stopped twice but no one sane tries to take away a manticore's 'husband')
>I feel the blessing of Ares kick in as I'm getting out and I accidentally tear the door off (I feel several momano guards cream at that moment)
>I'm escorted inside to talk with Eros but I'm day dreaming about all the guns I can buy once I'm head of security
<"Great Service, blah, blah, Chosen, blah, blah, Blessed, blah, blah, Ritual…"
>TLDL: 5 stars on Breaking Out of Prison Uber, I'm great, I'll meet my waifu tomorrow. Sweet.
>escorted to guest bedroom, I tear the door off by accident again, manticore can't control herself any longer, tail activates barb.exe
>barb snaps off on my skin and the manticore yelps and takes off as I laugh at her puny poke
>lean the door against the frame and collapse into the fine bedding with harpy feather pillows
>Tomorrow is gonna be a big day boys
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0d8b5d No.362487
>>362484
You confusing Danuki with kike.
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d40487 No.362514
>>362487
welcome to /monster/
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0d8b5d No.362519
>>362514
Why would you want to snap a Danuki's neck?
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2a4a1e No.362713
>>362487
right, drop a 5 yen coin instead.
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0d8b5d No.362715
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674172 No.362723
If i were in mg prison i would explain to the biggest mg there that it's my first day and that i know nothing about life in jail.
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e2772f No.362726
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>>362715
Now, now, anon there’s nothing wrong with going for bixnoobis
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efe6ec No.362736
>>362726
>bixnoobis
i kek'd
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8d9ead No.362841
>Dark skin ghoul cell mate
>In for assaulting another mamono
>Gang tattoos
Yo human boy how bout i show ya wat dis mouf do
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f35fa2 No.367337
I think personally monster girls would end up being the new black people for prison statistics.
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cd3430 No.367338
>>367337
> ignoring the fact those prison statistics are mostly for violent crime.
You're fucking retarded, lad.
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f35fa2 No.367339
>>367338
That is true, but regarding drug related charges it's been shown that white and blacks both have the same amount of drug use, but yet blacks are five times more likely to be charged for drug possession.
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a94f5a No.367340
>>362841
Ghouls are actually mudslimes rather than niggers. They originate from Arabian lore.
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747515 No.367342
>>357570
>What did you do?
by not having a waifu, I was not contributing to the glorious mon empire, and that is illegal.
>What did she do?
she isn't a criminal, she is a rehabilitation worker, assigned to me to help me see that working towards the glory of the mon empire by having a family, and working to make and keep my children and wife happy is the highest purpose of my existence, and will provide me with fulfillment and happiness, and to make me see that monsters are benevolent beings that are superior to humans, and want what is best for me, this includes editing my genes to make me more compliant, to make me a better husband and father, thus being able to bring myself more happiness by better able to fulfill these roles.
>What’s the plan?
I do not plan to do anything other then behave myself, my rehabilitation worker says I will be out soon enough and will be moving in with her. She already has the baby room set up. The gene editing also cognitive faculties more sophisticated allowing me to learning many complex skills vastly increasing my earning potent. I'll need it for as many children she told me we are having.
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b3297e No.367362
http://mgewiki.com/w/Druella
Wew lads
>What did you do?
Got drunk, embraced my slav nature, and removed kebab.
By that, I mean I relocated the local mosque next to a pork farm using nothing but an old pick up truck and a metric fucktonne of ratchet straps.
>What did she do?
Tax evasion. Even demon Queens of corruption have to pay taxes.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Warded out the ass to prevent magic. Probably has my section separated to prevent her from getting the power to break the warding.
>What’s the plan?
Wait out my sentence. No way in hell could I get out of something menat to hold the MGE anti-christ. Maybe get to know her?
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4efca4 No.367609
>What did you do?
Drank a Mad Hatter's tea and had a bad reaction. When I woke up half the city was in flames. Thankfully aside from a few injuries, nobody died or else they'd have me on death row. She got a slap on the wrist and I got 10 years minimum. She still visits me but with the air filters in the visitation chamber, I'm back to not understanding her nonsense since there aren't any spores to affect me anymore. I have a hard time buying anything from the canteen because 75% of anything I make or receive is taken away to pay back the property damage.
>What did she do?
My cellmate is a werewolf who apparently went around biting and turning human women during the full moon. Noi idea how long she's in for. Makes me wonder what the women she turned did. Maybe they turned others? If that's so her sentence might be higher than mine.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Despite being on the edge of the prison unlike other cells there are no windows so moonlight won't shine through. The door slit is sealed and the air can be heavy sometimes. It's pretty big for a cell but I mostly stay in a small area on the right side. Whoever arranged the cell must've pitied me because she's chained on the left side of the cell with a lot of slack. If I back myself against the right wall I'm just outside of her reach. It helps when she's in heat. Because nobody knows this and she ain't talking about it(possibly out of embarrassment) nobody has given me much trouble because they assume I'm "taken".
>What’s the plan?
Escape seems highly unlikely. The best I can think of is smuggling some more of that tea into the jail. Maybe if we all have some it could cause a riot. Maybe if I have some and go into another destructive frenzy by the time I wake up I'll be outside of jail. That's wishful thinking though.
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94dfce No.370050
>be me
>thrill seeker
>got arrested for getting nude and running through a hellhound neighborhood
>may or may not have thrown some slurs
>get thrown into coedprison
>my…roommate is a werewolf
>no space for me to run away
>guess I'll just get raped
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c73a90 No.371749
>>357570
I got a HellHound… Sweet Christ…
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a81f32 No.371753
>>357570
<Queen Slime
>What did you do?
Mass theft from multiple members of royalty.
>What did she do?
She did nothing wrong. She is the cell for those who steal from royalty. Since I like thick girls with really long hair and a gentle disposition, I'd imagine she's like Hroz's slime girls
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
I guess for the walls you have a massive, yet simple, enclosed box made of stuff like those gymnast air mats, only slightly more bouncy and malleable. Included are a few water/gel-proof ceiling lights. Nothing else is needed.
>What's your plan?
At first I snuggle struggle with the queen and her "servants" trying to stay in control. Then I realize I can stop fighting and simply steal her heart and live happily ever after, quickly reforming my ways, and living a comfy, sticky life with my umpf-y, sticky wife, and her many, many bodies.
Btw, would it be wrong as a slime queen's semi-slimy incubus to divide into multiple hive-mind copies of myself so I could make love with all her copies at once? Or would that be a haram harem?
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af1a1c No.371763
>At the bar with my mates
>Atmosphere is terrific, drink far more than I usually would
>Black out around midnight
>Wake up around midnight in a holding cell
>Head feels like a bulldozer ran over it
>First person I manage to speak to tells me I got in an argument with someone over something no one understood and it all escalated to a street brawl
>Aparrently I piledrived some elderly Danuki's kid through a car
>shit.mov
>Court goes disastrous for me as expected
>Get 10 years in some new facility for inciting a riot
>My reputation probably tarnished
>Get to facility, it's on some damn island north in the country
>Get thrown in a room where some big ugly machine scans me or something, I'm from a small town and relatively reclusive so I'm terrified throughout.
>People operating the machine snicker and put some ankle bracelet thing on me
>Can islands even have underground dungeons? Either way I'm going down for what feels like forever
>Several locks and suspiciously thick doors slowly get opened
>At this point I'm basically pissing myself
>Too scared to move so the guards gives me a "friendly" nudge inside
>Doors close at least twenty times faster than they were opened
>Oh fuck me sideways they weren't kidding when they said I'd be sharing a cell with a monster
>It's big and feathery and looks at me with what I think is total scorn
>It walks over to me
>Stage ten spaghetti kicks in
>Try to say something but inbetween stutters and manled words she's already in my face.
>Practically feel her eyes going over every inch of my body
>I used to be a tard wrangler before I got sent to the big house but there's no way I can wrangle this big ball of feathers
>After what feels forever she informs me I pass or something and I'm now part of her hoard
>did I just get demoted to item
>I sit down and take the situation in
>over the next few days I learn she's a Griffon and got in for assault.
>Her name is Maria
>Some idiot burgular tried to steal her stuff and got dropkicked so hard he's paralyzed from the waist down for his troubles
>Pretty sure she only got in trouble because the burgular can't get a stiffy anymore.
>She's a cheeky cunt but I like her confidence
>Unironically start hitting it off over the next week and tell each other stories from our old jobs
>After two weeks I notice she's getting kinda fidget-ey
>On my way back after my scheduled 20 minutes outside overhear two guards laughing on how it's almost mating season
>oh.
>ohhhhh.
I wanna go on but I gotta head to work, should I continue?
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2be870 No.371774
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a9d35c No.371789
>>371753
It's called a potion of shadows.
Go look it up on mgewiki.com
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af1a1c No.371797
cont. >>371763
>That very same evening
>In our cell there's one bed but Maria and I agreed to switch who sleeps below and over the covers on a daily basis
>If I didn't knew better I'd say I was reaching new levels of getting friendzoned
>But I'm not interested in getting molested by someone I don't even know for a month
>Maria used to work as a bodyguard for very important politicians and some small country's royal family so I just assumed she was being professional about this
>This evening was Maria's turn under the covers
>Remember the guard's words very well, can't fall asleep but I'm pretty close to it
>Around two in the morning I hear odd rustling noises and…chirping? thefuck??
>Bed shaking slightly, Maria's breathing is heavy
>Feel something against my leg
>Oh god
>Getting flashbacks to my old pug trying to hump my leg
>Except this time it's a seven foot half lion half eagle half woman
>On one hand I'm from a very old fashioned family with almost next to no monsters in it
>Then again holy shit this woman -who can easily fend of dragons- not only desires me but has enough self control to not flat out molest me whenever she wants to
>feels pretty good to be desired like this, frankly
>chub.avi
>Panic and begin thinking of lion pussy and how nasty it'd be
>No response, Sergent Chubbs isn't leaving his post
>Panic?
>Fake having a nightmare and waking up
>Maria notices and somehow manages to stop
>Fake grogginess and ask what I'm feeling on my leg softly enough to make it seem I'm asking myself
>Was in deep enough panic to not notice my leg was actually covered in Maria's juices
>"what the fuck"
>Turn to face Maria with legitimate surprise on my face
>She's pouting with a face so cute it should be illegal
>Did I just seriously think a Griffon is cute?
>"uhh..?"
>She's clearly frustrated with not being able to finish
<"It's mating season, damn it."
>She looks like she's genuinely disappointed in not being able to control herself
>But also really, really, really wants to continue
>Think to myself I should just let her at this point. She's been more than nice enough to me this week.
>Alpha levels quickly drop as soon as I open my mouth
>"wellifyouwanttocontinueIwon'tstophahhfhdf"
>Good job, stud. You fucked up.
>She just stares at me
>I lie down and raise my arms in some sort of mock surrender
>"Oh no, it seems my pants are ungua-"
>Can't even finish my scentence
>She jumped on me so roughly I'm sure I felt the floor during impact
>Before I even know what's going on my pants are thrown at the security camera at mach 5 speeds and I'm knee deep into lion pussy
>I can't even begin thinking on how it feels but I don't think I can ever go back fapping again after this alone
>Kinda worried she might feel bad for jumping on me like that I joke how I can't bone her if she breaks all my bones beforehand
>She actually laughs at my dumb joke
>Feel strangely validated
>I'm basically getting smashed right now
>Swear I think I'm gonna die any second but hey at least it'll make for a cool epitaph.
>After a good four hours my balls are basically drained empty and Maria seems satisfied
>Won't have any trouble sleeping now, shame it's only gonna last for one hour at best
>With my last strength left I ask
>"Hug"
>Fall asleep while she falls asleep on top of me.
>Guards give us some slack and wake us up four hours later than usual
>Getting culturally enriched might not be such a bad thing after all.
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af1a1c No.371889
cont.>>371763 >>371797
This thread really clung to the back of my head. I like this scenario so I'm just gonna greentext some more
>day 3
>Still getting adjusted to life in the clink
>Not used to actually speaking English verbally instead of typing it, kinda wish they had this program in the home country but Danuki jewery strikes again
>Me and Maria standing ready to go outside
>As I walk up I'm informed by Maria most of the mamono who can just up and fly away get stored underground as a safety measure
>As she's talking to me I get to meet our "neighbours"
>Our cell's pretty secluded because apparently Griffons are the fucking strong and need extra safety measures so neighbour is kind of a stretch
>Ten seconds into our conversation I'm glad we're secluded
>It's an Australian Magpie type of Harpy named Aster who speaks in the thickest damn accent and slurs I ever heard
>Got slammered for going on a vandalism spree that actually caused a bobby to have an anger induced heart attack while she was shitposting IRL
>Her unfortunate roommate is this young man who was the heir of a succesful data securty company, Kid's name is Roland
>Of course it was competing with Danukis
>I swear at least half the population got in here because of a Danuki
>Day 7
>After a week of good behaviour I'm permitted to enter the prison library
>Realizing I didn't even know Griffons existed I decide to read up on my roomie
>What a (((coincidence))), the library is stocked on various information on all known mamono species. Cursing under my breath I grab the "Griffons 101" book and dig in
>Lose track of time, it's a pretty interesting read.
>Didn't even notice Maria, Aster, and Roland sitting next to me until a solid 40 minutes in.
>Swear I see a book about my hometown in Maria's stack but I dismiss it.
>Have a genuinely nice conversation, Roland and Aster's exit is due in 4 or so years from what I could understand out of Aster's mouth.
>Roland basically lives as a translator.
>I'm allowed to keep some books in my cell because they're progressive enough.
>Day 9
>Discover the gym
>Cause I'm not working I'm beginning to become fatter and I don't want that shit
>Notice Maria
>We decide to do some boxing
>This was a mistake
>Maria hits like a train driven by a hellhound.
>Confidence plummeting
>Tell Maria I know when I met my match and that I'd like to get some excercise in if that's cool
>Spend the rest of my time in the gym running on the treadmill
>Reminds me of work whenever a tard escaped
>Day 12
>Me and Maria both don't have chores or plans so we tell each other work stories
>She tells me of the various countries she's visited in her bodyguard career and all the sights she saw
>Shows me later that evening in a picture book she was allowed to keep
>Because she took pictures of them she's claiming all the locations as part of her hoard
>Sounded so satisfied and proud saying it I didn't have it in me to make a cheeky comment
>Day 15
>Hear from a pissed off guard he lost twenty bucks to a coworker
>I've made it a point to get to know my guards and neighbours in my block so I'm listening to them whenever I can
>He bet I'd struggle snuggled in two weeks
>Aparrently I made top ten in the guards sick version of a leaderboard for people who took longer than four days to get molested
>Guess when you're alone on an island with a bunch of criminals you get a weird sense of humor
>Day 16
>Now making consistent talks with fellow birdpeople and whatever else can fly on my block
>I had some sort of reputation as a Neo-Paladin or something because of that unfortunate drunken piledriver
>Maria also has a bit of a possessive streak and people didn't want to risk pissing off a Griffon
>Get 30 minutes of internet time
>Check my social media
>It's bombarded with messages from both Pro-Manomo and Paladin camps
>On the day of my conviction I got over five thousand messages that just link to Barbed dot com
>When I click the link out of sickened curiousity alarms go off and I get my shit punched by the High Orc guard captain
>After checking my history she apologises but firmly tells me not to click links without telling a guard.
>When I tell Maria at the end of the day she just laughs her ass off
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96cc5a No.371896
>>371789
>Queen slime has some shadow potion in her chemical make-up
>Problems easily solve themselves with a slime
Nice, though I couldn't find the actual potion on the mgewiki. There's a lot of official material that's still not up there from laziness or lack of translations.
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af1a1c No.372097
cont >>371763 >>371797 >>371889
>One month in
>On friendly terms with the guards and the folks inhabiting the neighbouring cells
>Me and Maria basically a couple now
>What I felt was like an unwilling political marriage at first is now the best relationship I ever had
>Had a few flings with human girls before but none of it lasted because I'm devoted to my job and the pressure always was too much
>No such thing in the can though
>Unironically this might just be the best thing that has happened to me in a long time, Euro jails aren't that bad and the actually dangerous people don't get a shot at this new program
>Got a letter from my old shooting range
>It's hard to do this in Europe so our community is pretty tight knit
>Cause of the legal shitstorm I lost my certificate of good conduct and thus my membership
>Feels awful cause I wanted to go back after doing time
>Maria glances at the letter
>Few days later
>Maria used her old contacts in high places to somehow undo the damage to my certificate
>Special exception is made because I was drunk aparrently
>I love this girl
>At the gym with Aster
>I'm feeling insecure about how I look and more that by comparison Maria looks worse
>Aster offered to be my coach I think?
>I haven't fully deciphered her cunt dialect yet
>Basically do even more excercise while a Magpy Harpie is yelling Australian encouragement in my ears at full volume
>No one in the gym is having a good time
>The anger she inspires is really enhancing our performance though
>Tell Maria of the feats I performed at the gym that day
>She pats me on the head for my efforts and tells me to go on like that
>Whatisthisfeeling.avi
>Next day I spot Aster and Roland in the canteen
>I throw an subtle thumbs up at them
>Aster, unaware of things like subtlety, yells how I never have to forget I'm a special cunt
>Everyone laughing at me
>Four months in
>Roland, me, and Maria working in the garden
>Roland and Maria aparrently have some sort of theme me and Aster got going
>Chime in that when me and Ass are at the Gym and the subject goes about him she can only say good things about him
>He's clearly relieved
>Guess he was in a similar predicament as me
>Boxing again
>I'm not nearly as strong as Maria but my recent gains and my former experience with wrangling tards means I'm terrific at reading people
>Maria obviously holding back but I'm doing really good for my conditions
>Sneak in a jab to the ribs following an uppercut with force I didn't know I have
>Maria actually down
>Rush of victory replaced with a chill down my spine and complete panic at the prospect I hurt my favourite birdie
>Immediately swich to first aid mode and practically screaming at Maria if she's alright
>This maybe lasted three seconds but it felt like hours
>Maria's eyes jolt open
>Can't stop apologizing, captain
>She laughs it off but tells me she wants to hit me as hard as she can now
>Accept those terms because I'm pissed at myself for actually hurting her like that
>Try not to flinch at impact
>I flinch like a little girl when I see her fist coming
>Impact never comes
>feel a slight bop on the head
>She hugs me and tells me that's the hardest she can hit me
>mfw I never want to stop these hugs
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c73a90 No.372204
>>372097
>feel a slight bop on the head
>She hugs me and tells me that's the hardest she can hit me
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a618a5 No.372597
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hero
Fate's got a weird sense of humor, but I think I might make something out of this.
>Sometimes it pays off to have a witch friend, especially one that knows how to make a demonic energy bomb
>What always pays off is throwing one of those during a pride parade. Too bad others don't share my views
>My lawyer told me that what I did was comparable only to 'roofying the sacramental wine on Easter' and that asking the judge 'why I didn't see him with the rest of them' definitely didn't help me
>Don't really care, had my piece of fun and so did the fags, security and spectators once the bomb took effect
>I swear, I must have increased the percentage of married couples in the state in the first thirty seconds
>anyways, I didn't have many options. The court wasn't really happy with me, but I think there were a few sympathisers in them since I had a special option:
>a new facility created for fuck if I know what. The important thing was the sentence was much shorter than for a regular shankbox.
>Sign me the fuck up
>Turns out the prison is on some croatian island that used to be abandoned, but got renovated when the mamono came.
>When I got there, I got the standard prison slacks, but also some kind of ankle band.
>With my new summer series outfit, I was led to my cell. On my way to it, I noticed some of the other inmates walking around
>They were mostly in pairs, a mamono and a guy. Weirdly enough, they acted as if they were trying to ignore each other, also while trying to stay close to their pair.
>Is this how magnets work?
>When I finally arrived in front of my cell, one of the guards started unlocking the door while the other leaned over and said:
>’’Try not to get killed OK? The first few days are the worst, but anything different would kinda defeat the purpose of the place’’
>What do you mean?
>The other one finished unlocking the door and muttered that I’d see for myself
>Get pushed inside
>Make a mental note for myself to have a talk with the manager later
<You must be the new guy, huh?
>Turn around
>Dear God in Heaven what have I done to deserve this
>The first thing I noticed was the hair, the glorious red hair that would put a manticore’s main to shame. The pale blue eyes only added to the whole visage. The arms crossed in front of her were finely developed like the rest of her, like someone who worked out.
>Then I noticed something weird, or rather the lack of it. She was devoid of any traits of mamono I knew.
>’Yeah, just got in today. Name’s Anon, and you are…?’
<Roselia Shayavanille Tsurvena
>Fuck that
>’So Red, what are you in for?’
<Not following orders.
>’Oh, so you were in the Demon Lord’s army?’
>She looks at me like I’m retarded
<No. I served in a Theocracy before I was sent here after I failed to listen to my superiors during a raid.
>Aw shit
>’You… hunted monsters?’
<Yes. I wasn’t the best Hero, but I tried to give my best during missions. Looks like it wasn’t good enough.
>’You’re a serial killer’
>She scoffs at my remark
<Like you are any better. I heard from the guards what you did. Do you really think what you did was good in any way? That changing who a person is helps them?
>’More than killing them.’
<If you say so.
>She lifts herself from the bed and comes in front of me, eye to eye
<Have you realized yet what this place is? I’ll give you some hints
<Next to us is a Dryad who went berserk after some poor woodcutter struck down some old tree near her. She now spends her days with a guy who set fire to the park few months back. Across us is a danuki who committed text fraud with an ex cop who panicked during a raid on a heist suspect’s house and shot him.
<This place isn’t a punishment by itself. It’s the people you get paired with that makes this prison Hell.
>I can’t believe it
>This is a fucking get along shirt for convicts
cont? I'm not really satisfied with how it started, but I'm planning some things in the time to come, should you of course want me to continue
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10c18a No.372599
>Get to pet cat girl cell mate all day.
>Cant do anything about it because I'm bigger.
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af1a1c No.372600
>>372597
I had the exact opposite idea with people getting paired up for being in for similar convictions
mooooore
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d67ef2 No.372614
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080313 No.372637
>>372597
Interesting twist. Keep going.
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ff9be1 No.372707
>>357570
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random
>invincible Red Oni
>in a high security EU prison for nationalist wrongthinkers
>I'm a gaijin
They set me up, did not they?
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65c18b No.372714
>>372597
>Renovation of Goli Otok
I love you anon
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af1a1c No.372734
Cont. >>371763 >>371797 >>371889 >>372097 I can't get enough of this thread, I keep thinking about it.
>Still four months in
>Evening after a day of working in the boob This is slang for jail apparently in 'Straya
>Me and Maria have assumed hug position 6b
>That's the one where I sit behind her on the bed, Her head's on my lap and one of my hands is scratching her head.
>These evenings are nice.
>Sometimes I forget I'm in jail at all
<"Anon, Tomorrow my parents are gonna come over and visit me."
>The pound here has boys and girls from all over Europe, so visiting can be a pain. I've only seen my mom twice in my time here.
>Her parents live in Italy
>Her dad's an Italian cop but her mom's from Greece, runs a flower shop apparently.
<"I wanna show you off, Anon. Last time I spoke my parents- aaahhh…"
>Head scratches doing their work
<"hnnn, they thought I was never gonna find someone to treasure.."
>Treasure is a nickname she made up for me. Feels good man.
>"Of course I'll see them with you. Can I just be myself or are some topics absolutely forbidden?"
>At this point I'm giving her belly rubs along with head scratches so all I'm hearing for a while is that content chirping noise she makes whenever she's really happy with me. How can something this big and strong be so soft at the same time?
<"Mmmnaah, just be honest like you always are."
>"Ah, I'm happy to hear that. You know how much I hate pretending to be something I'm not."
>She buries herself deeper in my lap while chirping
>Her tail goes in my shirt and pulls my torso to her head
<"Just no more than three of your goofy puns, please~."
>"Well, only 'cause you said "please", Jailbird."
>Jailbird is my nickname for her.
>She softly laughs to herself and not much later we both doze off.
I never wrote stuff like this, I hope that wasn't emberassing.
1/2 post too long
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af1a1c No.372735
Cont. >>371763 >>371797 >>371889 >>372097 >>372734
>The next day
>In the waiting lobby for visitors
>It's very reminiscent of the lobby of the main office of the asylum I used to work at.
>A host at the reception, a few tables, magazines, a radio softly plays relaxing music.
>Glad Euro jails let you use your own clothes, I'm wearing some of my best stuff. I wanna make a good impression.
>I'm used to being one of the people watching over places like this
>A centaur guard I'm familiar with makes the universes "relaaaaax" gesture when she notices I'm getting a little nervous
>I guess it was pretty obvious I was staring at every exit.
>Maria -who was getting me a coffee- sits down next to me and hands me a copy of the warden approved newspaper.
>Obvious propoganda but it has enough actual events in there too
>Halfway in a discussion with Maria about an accident with a DUI that left two children without parents I hear a voice with enough boom I swear I see my coffee vibrate
>Mama mia
>I see a grizzled man with a thick black 'stache practically wrecking ball himself through the door.
>Slightly balding head, cigarette still in his mouth, beret, definitely has a noticable gut but is otherwise dressed really nice
>Behind him I see something I need a moment to actually process
>This has to be the legendary one of a kind womanlet Griffon
>Flat as a washboard, glasses, long wavy hair that have slight curls in them all covered by a big white hat.
>"ISSA MY LEETLE GIRL"
>The piezano is strong with this man
<"Papa! We're heeere!"
>I guess parents can turn anyone into a kid again when both parties haven't seen each other in a while
>For a man that portly he moves with grace and speed
>Three way hug time
>First thing after that he grabs a chair for Maria's mom and waits for her to sit down
>After that he fucking yoinks me out of my chair and holds me in some sort of Italian monster hug
>"AYOU MUST BE ANON, WE HEAR SO MUCH OF YOU."
>I didn't expect any father to sound this happy about his daughter getting a boyfriend
>Either I'm old fashioned or he was desperate
>"Mister De Luca, I'm glad to finally meet you after hearing so much" I say as I extend my hand
>"BUENO! YOUR-A-BOYFRIEND HAS THE GOOD MANNERS, MARIA" As my hand is shaken from three feet above my head to nearly the floor
>After he finally calms down I introduce myself to Mrs. De Luca
>Talks exactly as meek as she looks like
>Maria is ecstatic about how this is going and grabs my arm as I sit down
>Blood not flowing in there anymore but worth it
>The next two hours are like morphine
>Mr. De Luca has a ton of stories to tell
>Can't help but notice that whenever he gets bombastic he does some crazy hand gestures
>I think he's about to blow his top in anger but this is how Italians do apparently
>Also gain a whole new appreciation for people who grow flowers
>I also get to tell some asylum horror stories
>Mr. De Luca is impressed with my dedication to the job, about 40 minutes in he's screaming at Maria how glad he is with "NEW-A SON IN DE LAW"
>Has no volume control but his cheerfulness is contagious
>All good things come to an end, sadly.
>The lobby praises whatever deities they worship as Mr. and Mrs. De Luca have to go back to the Helipad
>Guards were nice enough to let me and Maria come along to wave goodbye
>Make it a point along the way to talk to Mrs. De Luca because I didn't get much chances at it in the guest room
>After we head to the canteen for lunch Maria asks me something that strikes fear in my heart
<"Anon, when do I get to meet your parents?"
>Instantly recall that time mom said "If you bring back one of those animals I'll disown you"
to be continued?
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decb0d No.372736
>>372734
>spoiler
I've been enjoying this story! It's pretty well done. Don't get self conscious 'till someone starts bitching at you, 'till then you could consider this practice if you aren't entirely happy with it. If this leaves a prison setting though, it might be best to move it to the griffon thread >>367091 since you're on a roll with this writing. Or alternatively putting it into pastebins and sticking it in the Writefag thread >>372001
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af1a1c No.372737
>>372736
I wanna do a prison theme but I feel it's going to get a lot less focus. Like I feel this is becoming some sorta slice-of-life featuring jail thing. I think I'll just move it to the Griffon thread so that can have some jolts of life into it
I'm glad you're enjoying it because I've been winging the entire thing
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06ccf4 No.372751
>>372735
Lurker here, your story is by far my favorite one out of everything that has been written in this thread, its the only one i check and im glad i did because i dont read anything else in this thread, what is written usualy have either no point or have an element that severely put me off, not to say cringe. But yours really hit the spot, so it quite surprises me to see you out of all pepole get self concious. No matter where you post i will be reading what happen next.
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a618a5 No.372753
cont from >>372597
>It’s been a few days since my arrival
>I’ve found out what the questionable fashion choice dangling on my ankle is
>Turns out it’s some kind of taser that’s linked to your pair’s, sending a jolt through you should you get too far from each other
>Pretty sure one of the lamias gets off from that
>I haven’t really got on Red’s good side when I first met her, and she’s sure as hell giving me the could shoulder
>On the bright side, the other inmates aren’t as bad as Ronald McDonald here
>The cafeteria is usually as silent as a doctor’s waiting room, but this time a kid was getting a vaccine
>’’Give it baaack!’’
>I turned around looking for the source of the Irish sounding noise
>’’I am NOT going to give you this poison! You can beg all you want!’’
>Looking behind me I finally see them
>Some guy who looks like he never even thought about smoking a cigarette is holding what looks like a bottle of sake in one hand whilst holding off a 5.5 feet tall blue oni by one of her horns
>’’It’s not poison, it’s alcohol! You know it helps me think! Now hand it over you geebag!’’
>”Alcohol clouds and corrupts the mind, only to kill you in the end! Being Irish does not help you in any way!”
>He suddenly looks up to my direction
>Aw sheit
>”You there! If you are listening to our conversation so intently, you must have something to say too!”
>why must these things happen to me
<…Alcohol won’t help you.
>All three of us look at Red
<Whatever it is you are trying to run away from will still find you at the bottom of the bottle. What you can do though, is try to talk to someone.
>The pair is just frozen in place. The oni is staring wide eyed at the hero while Mr Safe Driving has the slightest smile on his face
>The Blue mamono lowers her eyes
>”…I know.”
>Roselia scoots over and pats the now empty seat next of her
>”Come. My name is Roselia, and you are?”
>The oni comes and sits next to her with the guy following her and sitting next to me
>The girl’s name is Cathleen. Poor sap was walking home back from work when she was hit by a demonic energy wave after some retarded hellhound slapped the ass of an Ushi Oni’s husband. Turning into a Blue Oni didn’t really help her with her anxiety and her job at a university, all of that leading to getting sued for drinking during the job. She tries to look at it through a positive side saying that she probably would’ve quit the job due to stress and students
>If Bacchus ever had a rival god, Mark would be his paladin. He was arrested for going, as he calls it, ‘a crusade against the poison of mind and soul’. What he did actually did was vandalizing and in some cases ransacking liquor stores, finally getting caught after one of the shop owners locked him inside the store while he was smashing bottles
>We ended up talking until lunch ended, so we agreed chatting together when we get the chance
>Both of them looked pretty cheerful once we parted ways
>’I thought you disliked mamono?’
<I dislike monsters, not the people trapped inside them. She needed help, and so I helped her.
>’Well how did you know she was once human? They teach you to sense that at monster hunting school?’
>She stops for a moment while walking in front of me, turning her head towards me just enough to look me in the eye
<No. We learn that in kindergarten.
>Saying that, she keeps walking
>
>Did she just make a joke?
I'm a bit too tired to continue. I'll get some sleep and make more if you still want me to
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d55a8b No.372756
>>372753
I'm curious to see where this goes so by all means.
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d67ef2 No.372758
>>372756
Let's try that again.
Same Here, keep up the good work >>372753
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af1a1c No.372855
**cont.
>>371763
>>371797
>>371889
>>372097
>>372734
>>372735**
>Ten years ago, while watching a news rapport of a Lich who kept young boys in her dungeon to experiment on mother said something to me that now haunts me
>"If you ever bring one of those mamono animals home I'll disown you"
>At the time I laughed and agreed I should be disowned if I did
>These last six months though have been the best of my life, all thanks to one of those "animals"
>It's the smile, the way she loves me unconditionally for who I am, she looks like a monster on the outside but I know on the inside she's the first person I ever truly connected with.
>A seven months ago I'd have dismissed this as bullshit, but I swear I truly see a beautiful spark in her eyes. Like I'm actually seeing her proud soul.
>God I love her so much
>Can't believe it's been only six months because it feels like I've known her for decades.
>I've written to mother, but I never mentioned Maria. At first it was because I was ashamed of her, later because I thought bringing her up would cause unnecessary trouble, and now because I'm worried our relationship will tear apart the relationship I have with my family forever.
>The last month though, I've been thinking
>I'd rather be honest to the people I care for than let pursue a convenient lie.
>Telling Maria of mother's thoughts on mamono was hard. Especially after how kind her parents were to me. Ever since their visit they've been writing me too.
>After I tell her she hugs me
>Her embrace is the most reassuring thing in this world, I feel like all my worries just vanish when we're like this.
<"We'll try. We'll try and I know we're strong enough to make it through this. Hell, I think we can make it through anything."
>Her words were just what I needed. Mother's going to visit tomorrow and we'll show ourselves. Both of us.
>That evening we use our newly earned DVD player to watch Paulie. It ain't something for my age but it's nostalgic and Maria likes watching my favourite movies with me.
>The next day
>Visitor's lobby
>I thought last time was tough on my nerves
>But facing the my only living parent with this bombshell was truly nerve wrecking.
>Maria looked nervous too, I can't blame her. I think she almost loves me as much as I love her. She doesn't want this relationship to get awkward elements either.
>That's when the doors open
>Mother gives the centaur guard a cold "thank you'" when she opens the door and moves to the table me and Maria are sitting at
>Me and Maria hold each others hands as Mother approaches
post too long 1/2 again
I think I'll just finish off the story I got planned in this thread, since it would probably be awkward to go from this thread to another one
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af1a1c No.372856
>>372855 cont 2/2
>She didn't even notice Maria until she sat down
>Awkward stare
>"Ma! Good to see you! I know I E-mailed a little late last night but I told you I wanted to talk to you about something, right?"
>Mother gives an unsure nod. I think the implications are beginning to set in.
>"The beautiful woman next to me is my cellmate, Maria."
>I stand up from my chair and offer Mother a hand to help her get out of hers
>Maria stands up as well, She's twiddling with her talons on her left hand. That's a sign she's really nervous.
>"I'm sure you were knew what this facility really is, so I'm going to be honest here. Me and Maria have been in a serious relationship the last five months. I don't really have the proper words to say just how much I feel for her. I love her and, and I really hope-"
>Mother looks like she's going through the five stages of grief
>Three times. In a row. In fifteen seconds.
>I'm tripping over my own words because I truly can't describe how much I love Maria and I want nothing more than Mother to accept us, and especially her for who we are.
>I think the news hit Mother hard, she had to sit down, after she looks at me she looks at Maria.
<"I-It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Mrs. Ymous!"
>She extends her talon to shake Mother's hand
>Mother turns her head to me.
>"Boy.."
>A tear runs down her face
>She then shakes Maria's talon
>"I'm so, so happy you finally found someone to love, just like me and your father..!"
>I can barely contain myself and pull the both of them in
>I love hugs
>Both me and Maria feel as if enormous weights got off our backs.
>Mother quickly regains her composure and begins asking all the questions parents would ask if they got bombarded by this sort of news.
>Maria having a job and the manner she got in the lockup are points that earn her big favor with Mother.
>The one thing Mother hates more than other races was criminals getting away with suing someone they were gonna victimize.
>The two of them get along so swimmingly I feel as if I'm in a dream.
>But this is even better than that, this is reality working in my..no, our favor for once.
>After visiting hours We wave goodbye to Mother.
>While still holding hands
>I don't think we ever let each other go all that time.
>"Maria, I'll get to the canteen soon. I gotta write this quick mail to my boys about how well this went."
<"Mmm'yeah okay, but don't take long. It's horse burgers day and I wanna dig in quickly."
>As she leaves I rush to the guard's booth
>"Lemme in, Pete. It's time"
>Pete lets me in. Being pals with all the guards has it's advantages.
>He lets me use the guard's PC to quickly video chat with my boys, Guido and Lyle
>They were in the bar with me when that fateful slam happened.
>"Gentlemen! I don't have much time, did everything go to plan?"
>"What do you think, my dude? It's us you're talking to" Guido tells me
>He shows a box with a silver ring in it. The ring has two wings on it that are decorated with sapphires
>The last few weeks I've been sneakily measuring Maria's talon measurements while she was sleeping
>Got my boys to go to a jeweler to make that
>"You lads are the best. You have no idea."
>"I do, dude." Lyle *chirps* in.
>I was his best man at his own wedding three years ago
>"I guess you would, Lyle. Not so much for you huh, Gui?"
>We all laugh
>The laughter on my end is just masking my nerves though. Everything's gone so right, Our parents accept us, me and Maria have both been model prisoners, the people upstairs are actually considering to give us parole super early.
>I want this girl to stay with me for the rest of my life. All I need to do now is arrange the situation, get the ring smuggled in. That shouldn't be hard. I'm good friends with the guard captain. And then…
>I ask the big question.
To be continued
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af1a1c No.372933
cont >>371797 >>371763 >>371889 >>372097 >>372734 >>372735 >>372855 >>372856
>5 months in
>The warden herself has my ring safely stored in her office
>Turns out she's a huge slut for romance, not to mention pleased beyond belief with my change in behavior and attitude to Mamono
>Me and Roland on kitchen duty
>We're basically prisonbros by now
>Five months ago he couldn't boil an egg but I've been teaching him how to cook for his cunt girlfriend
>He's easily surpassed me by this point, Aster loves good bites and he studied and practiced like a madman
>When Maria and Aster show up we ensure they get extra big scoops or portions of whatever we're making
>Roland kisses the food before handing the plate to Aster
>That's cute.
>Me and Maria summoned by the warden
>The outer walls have gotten really gross and the usual cleanup crew for that is on vacation
>Maria gets special permission to fly around the outer walls while she carries me so we can clean up the island some
>If we do this we'll both get two days off, I get to request any movie or book I want no matter how violent it is, and Maria is promised to get special privileges to fly until curfew
>no need to ask us twice
>Next day we get a special jacket that has me and Maria in it at the same time
>I get this weirdass hose thing
>If it's connected to the sea it'll spew high pressure water
>liftoff.avi
>Holy shit this is awesome
>"WHHOOOOOAAAALY SHIIIIT
<"I've been waiting so long to fly with you, Anon!"
>Mid. Flight. Hug.
>Maria does a quick test flight around the island
>Doesn't stop hugging me during any of this
>Hear various cheers and whistles from the people outside
>We're basically on top of the world
>The cleaning isn't even that hard and the walls aren't that dirty
>This was basically a date disguised as work
>And we got rewarded for this
>We can basically do this any day we want as long as we stay in a certain range of the island
>One evening
>Maria's holding me firmly into cuddle position 13
>That's the one where she lies on top of me, we make nonstop eye contact, and I hold her while she holds my face with this beautiful talons.
<"Anooonn, I wanna do some cops and robbers tonight~"
>this translates to "I wanna do some cheeky banter before I grind your pelvis into dust. Police themed edition"
>"With or without chase?"
<"You and I both know you won't even try to escape me for very long, so let's just cut the crap~"
>She smiles a knowing grin
>"Damn, supercop Lionbutt. You already caught me red handed~!"
>Maria sits upright and puts her hands on her hips
>200% smug
<"Hmm hmm hmm! I finally caught you, wicked Treasure hunter~"
>"Damn you, supercop Lionbutt! And your way-longer-than-mine legs!"
<"You have the right to remain silent~ An-"
>"What's wrong, supercop Lionbutt? Not a fan of my japes and GAGS?"
>pause
<"Funny you mention gags. Hehheheheh."
>She sits on my face while she tells me my "rights"
>I try really hard to feign struggle. Oh no how will I ever escape THIS predickament
<"So no matter what you say my entire body will be used against you~! You may now begin regretting your thieving ways.."
>She moves off my face.
>"Me, a thief? I have done no such thing!"
<"Yes you did, you heartless scoundrel."
>She leans in closer
<"You stole my heart"
>"Pot and kettle, supercop Lionbutt! I've only been this heartless because you stole my heart first, and only after making me realize I had one in the first place!"
>Witty banter stopped right after that and neither of us had any sleep that evening.
>Loud chirping was heard though the halls of the prison that night.
to be concluded
this one is based of a fucking dream I had this evening. You guys ruined me.
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decb0d No.372959
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>>372933
>You guys ruined me.
You're welcome.
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af1a1c No.372962
cont >>371797 >>371763 >>371889 >>372097 >>372734 >>372735 >>372855 >>372856 >>372933
I wanted to wait a while longer but I don't have the patience anymore
>On our way back from the courtyard me and Maria get approached by a guard
>A techie's forgotten some of his things in the generator room but all the guards are busy
>He'd like us to get the stuff
>Don't have much better to do so me and Maria agree
>When we get in there we smell something funky
>We hear a voice
>Usually it's a couple fuckin' but this doesn't sound or smell anything like it
>Our work attitudes still kick in
>We carefully approach the noise
>That's an almost fried technician what the fuck
<"Anon, I'll look for what did this. You're better with CPR than me."
>When we move to the victim I hear the noise of god slamming his front door in anger
>The next to Maria generator has blown
>Everything moves in slow motion
>I can't hear anything
>But all I can see now is my cute little jailbird about to get hit by that jihad-generator
>I rush over to Maria as fast as I can and cover her body from the incoming flame and shrapnel
>Pain covers my body and the world goes black
>The last thing I see before the flames and shards knock me out is Maria staring at me as the room lights up
>Ringing
>I hear a godawful ringing noise
>My torso is on fire
>Try to open my eyes
>Looks like the prison infirmary
>See the doctor trying talk to me
>All I hear is ringing
>I look at my torso
>Burns everywhere, I'm charred
>I can't feel my right hand. When I look I only got a stump left
>Notice the warden and a lot more staff running in
>I can't hear any of them
>I'm so tired, I fall asleep again
>Wake up to the sound of people talking
>"We can't move them out, damn it! They're in no condition to move!"
>I try to say something, but I can only make some sort of disgusting wheezing noise
>My throat burns
>The voices stop
>The doctor runs back in, and so do several doctors I've never seen before
>"Anon! Are you all there?! Can you hear me?"
>I can only nod
>"That's great, stay in there, man. You're going to be okay. You've been in asleep for the past 32 hours. You're no longer in critical condition. You did great down there.
>32 hours? wha..? wait… my hand. I can't feel it. But…No, I can't see Maria. Where's Maria?
>" (wheeze) A…Ma…"
>The doctor probably noticed what I'm looking for, his face becomes grim
>"Anon. She's in the next room. Now, I want you to listen very carefully."
>No, please. No..!
>"When you shielded Maria you definitely saved her life. However…"
>She's alive. She's alive!
>"The blast made her hit her head very hard. She's been in a coma ever since we found her. I'm going to be honest, Anon… Her chances of recovery are slim."
>I don't have words for how I feel hearing that. It's like a wave of despair and cold water goes over me. This is more than a chill to my spine, it's like drowning in ice cold water. I want to scream and yell murder but all I see is the past 6 months flash by me in an instant. Every time she smiled, we held hands, ate together, flew over the island, made love together, It all rushes through my mind
>"And about your hand, it got crushed by the debris we had to bury you two out of. When we finally found you three you were shielding Maria's body and we could barely get you two seperated. I'm so, so very sorry, anon. I'll leave you alone."
>The doctor just leaves me like that, and all I can do is cry myself to sleep.
1/2
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af1a1c No.372963
>I wake up sometime later, deep down I was praying I was going through a nightmare but the pain swiftly reminds me this is reality.
>Not the pain from the burns, or the pain on my stump. It's the pain in my heart that's unbearable.
>Doc said Maria is in the next room over…right?
>I notice a wheelchair next to my bed.
>I want to see her, damnit. I NEED to see her.
>My body protests and creaks and almost sizzles with every movement I make but I get myself in the chair
>I somehow manage to get both the chair and the IV drip I'm hooked on in the room next door
>The sight there gives me despair the words of the doctor are like ants to a typhoon.
>There's my beautiful jailbird. My adorable Maria, hooked on so many machines.
>The only noise I hear is that of the heart monitor
>Somehow get the damn chair to her bedside
>I want to hold her hand
>I can only make a half hearted effort because my dominant hand is a fucking stump
>My mind goes back to that day. If fucking only I said no to the guard, then I wouldn't have put her in this situation.
>My lovely Maria looks so vulnerable right now.
>Doctors are now rushing in trying to seperate me from my love
>Somehow summon enough strength to hold onto the bed long enough for them to give up
>I can only stare at her
>Time passes, I guess. I get offered food every now and then but it's all white noise to me. I don't care. I want to be at her side now.
>I hear a something familiar I guess
>Look at the door
>It's the De Luca's and mum
>Mr. De Luca is on his knees at the sight, both Mrs. De Luca and mum can't keep their cool.
>I break
>I haven't said a word since waking up but I finally manage to say what my heart thinks
>"What can I DO..?"
>Mum and the De Lucas don't leave
>I don't even know how much time passed but it's dark, everyone but me in the room is asleep.
>I'm still holding Maria's hand awkwardly
>I haven't let go of that hand ever since I got into this room
>Despair finally hits me with the idea she's not going to wake up
>I put my head on her stomach
>Cry my heart out and finally fall asleep
>When I wake up I feel someone put a blanket on me
>My head's heavy
>Did those bastards put me back in bed?
>Open eyes
>Try to lift my head
>The heavy thing on my head scratches my head
>Look up
>Vision blurry but something wipes my tears away
>She's awake
>Her wing's on my back
>The room is so bright
>Look around me
>The doctor is slack jawed but working, Mother and Mrs. De Luca are crying in each other's tissues, Mr. De Luca is getting headpats from Maria's other talon
>Maria still looking at me, and says with a raspy voice
<"I love you, anon"
>mfw
>Lose my shit right then and there
>Staff aka my friends begin rushing in to see the sight of five people crying.
>Some inmates among them
>Warden pushes through
>Breathes a sigh of relief, then moves to me
>Hands me THE box
>The warden is my greatest ally
>Deep breaths, Anon.
>"Maria..!"
>She didn't break eye contact with me ever since I woke up
>"I…I know you just woke up, but I really need to ask right now."
>Somehow manage to go on one knee despite my burns causing me a shitload of pain
>Awkwardly open the box with one hand
>"Will you marry me?"
>She just stares
>Entire room quiet
<"Of course, you..you…!"
>Entire room went from quiet to in tears and/or clapping
>Mr. De Luca fucking fainted and Mrs. De Luca has to hold him
>The doctors move my bed to this room and we begin the recovery process together.
>I hear from a doctor I stayed at Maria's bedside awake non stop for seven days. After three weeks my burns were mostly healed and Maria was undergoing therapy to make sure the ol' body was still fully intact. It took us about five weeks to leave the infirmary. We only had one thing left to do for now.
>We go to the prison courtyard as early in the morning as we can. Guards let us out early.
>We're both wearing our best.
>When the sun rises we hold each other's hands
>Maria's wings send us to the skies ever so gently
>While we're going up we begin to dance together in the sky while the sun rises.
>Her smile in the morning sun is the most beautiful sight I've ever seen in my life.
T H E E N D
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af1a1c No.372966
>>372963
fuck, I just realized I screwed up at the end. Should've written "she holds my good hand and my upper arm." my bad fellas
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a618a5 No.372983
cont from>>372597 >>372753
I'll be splitting it, since it's a bit long
>In this place you see a lot of weird pairs, and Kiki and Baby Cakes are definitely in the top twenties
>Every prison has THE big guy, which everyone tries to stay away from. In ours, it’s Alex, nicknamed ‘Baby Cakes’: A giant of a man, towering over even the bigger mamono. The guy looks like he could strangle someone with his pinkie finger.
>Of course, I was shitting my pants when I found out I’d be doing the dishes with him after every meal
>Red was more concerned about his pair, an Ant Arachne. No one really knows what she did, something about identity theft or Nigerian princess scamming. She didn’t even get caught, she just waltzed in one day and turned herself in.
>Kiki isn’t her real name, just a nickname the guards gave her because she keeps giving a different name to anyone that asks her for it.
>They were always seen together, with Baby Cakes holding Kiki in his arms or her resting on his shoulder, always whispering into his ear with this grin, while he was listening intently
>So those are the guys we were going to have to do the dishes for the next month
>I had to fight every urge not to run away as they came in through the door of the kitchen, Baby Cakes lowering his head as to not hit the doorframe and Kiki scuttling from his shoulder over his back to the ground with the smuggest grin on her face
>She waves to me and comes next to Red to one of the sinks
>He, on the other hand walks straight to me with a stone cold expression on his face
>He smiles and starts lifting his hand
>This is where I die, I suppose
>He stops his arm mid way and extends it towards me
>’Hi! You must be Anon! I’m Alex, I hope we’ll get along!’
>I nervously extend my own and we shake hands, my hand getting completely enveloped by his
>To my surprise, Alex is one of the gentlest people I’ve met in my life
>He even asked me if I could do the plates since he was afraid he would break them if he rinsed them
>We started talking and exchanged our backgrounds
>Alex is an architect’s son, before he got slammered he worked as a construction worker for his father , or ‘pa’ as he calls him.
>One day, he walked in on a group of worker’s trying to steal some equipment and got attacked by them
>Not wanting to hurt them, he kept calling for help while blocking the blows and pushing them away
>One of the workers trips after getting pushed, hits his head and gets coma’d.
>The fuckers sue Alex’s dad’s company for mistreatment of employees.
>When Cakes realized how much the project, and even the whole company was in danger, he did something not many people would do
>He bit the bullet and shifted the accusations to him so he gets sent to jail for both assault and mistreatment since he was the company owner’s son
>We need more people like him
1/3
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a618a5 No.372984
>One day while doing the dishes, he suddenly leans over and asks me quietly:
>’Anon, can I ask you something?’
>’Well you already did.’
>He looks at me confused
>’Yes Cakes, you can. Anything serious?’
>’No, it’s just something I can’t understand. Why does everyone call my pair Kiki, when her name doesn’t resemble her nickname at all?’
>’Cakes, what are you talking about? You know we call her that because she keeps telling us a different name every time we ask her for it? She even told she was called Nemo to the Monoeye from Block C.’
>’But she always asks me to call her just one name. Doesn’t she ask that from anyone else?’
>Here I am looking at the only man who might know Kiki’s real name. He who holds the answer to one of the biggest questions in this place.
>I can’t stop thinking about all the bets. There’s even a rumor the warden promised an early parole to anyone who finds out her name so they can ID her somehow
>I turn my attention to Kiki herself: The little cunt was trying to bait out some reaction from Red by returning rinsed plates to the dirty pile
>I’m not surprised someone like that would want to fuck with Baby Cakes of all people.
>I mean, would she really give him her real name? Is this some Serbian Danuki double bluff to cover her real name even more?
>Why in the seven layers of Hell would she give such a valuable information to-
>It clicks inside my head
>I look at Baby Cakes again, the most likeable person I ever met. Anyone would want such a pure and friendly soul as a friend.
>Some would even want him as something more than a friend, someone they could trust with even the things they wouldn’t tell to anyone else
>I smile at Baby Cakes:
>’Alex, did you consider asking her that herself?’
>He furrows his brows and then his face lights up:
>’You’re right! How didn’t I think of that! Thanks Anon, I’ll be sure to ask her once we finish work!’
>We finished the dishes and went to our cells
>When Baby Cakes and Kiki turned a corner, Red grabs me by the arm:
<’I’d like if you wouldn’t do that.’
>’Do what?’
<’Help THEM. They already have their ways of securing prey, there is no need for help from us humans.’
>’It’s called charm and care Red. It’s something that looks like something ‘us humans’ seem to lack in.’
>The next day, Kiki walks over to me while trying not to look me in the eyes
>’Hey, Anon?’
>’Yes?’
>She looks up, locks eyes with me and smiles
>Not her usual shit-eating-grin smile, a genuine, thankful smile
>’Thanks.’
>’No problem.’
>She shuffles in her place, which is a really weird move for someone with six legs
>’Listen Anon, I want to repay you somehow, but I don’t have anything on me that you could make use of. But, I do have an offer.’
>’OK, let’s hear it.’
>’Every week a group of us have a few wrestling matches in pairs. Nothing too dangerous, and the guards allow it since it gives the more energetic inmates something to do, have them spend up their energy.’
>’I serve as a commentator and Baby is there if things get too heated, so it wouldn’t be much of a problem getting you two in. We’ll give you some of the lightweights, so you won’t have to worry about unfair matching.’
>’There are no material rewards, but any victory gives the winners lots of lo- I mean respect from all of the spectators, some of which are also guards.’
>’So what do you say? Would you and blue eyes red hunter over there like to give it a whirl?’
>I look over to Red, watching her pick up two impressive stacks of plates in each hand, lifting them up with ease and carrying them over to the cupboards with perfect balance.
>’I think we’ll give it a try.’
2/3
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a618a5 No.372985
<’NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!’
>’Aw c’mon! Why not?’
<’I am not going to fight in a cage for the entertainment of others! I am not a dog that does tricks just to amuse a brain dead crowd!’
>’And nothing will change your mind?’
<’I’d rather fight a dragon bare handed than do that!’
>’You would be doing that nonetheless, you aren’t making any sense!’
<’ENOUGH! A no is a no, and we are done talking about this!’
>Well, time to pull my trump card
>’And you call yourself a Hero… What a joke.’
>She tenses up and squints her eyes
<’…what did you just say?’
>’I called you joke, Miss I-Used-To-Be-An-Actual-Fighter-But-Now-I’m-Just-A-Brooding-Lazy-Dish –Cleaning-Milkso – HURKH!’
>She grabs me by the throat, lifts me from the ground and pins me to the wall
<’I should kill you right here and now! You have ridiculed not only myself me, but also the entire history of the Theocracy and… and…’
>’Hhhhsseee? I – hkh! – knew you had it in you! And – kaf– also – ‘
>I catch her by surprise and twist her arm, making her let me go and giving me the chance to charge and pin her on the bed
>’It’s not like I’m completely useless myself!’
>She stares angrily into my eyes for a few seconds and then she scoffs and throws me off
>I land on the ground, and I watch her get off the bed, not lifting myself up.
<’What did you train?’
>’Nothing special. Few years some martial arts, few years some Russian military techniques, but it was mostly when I was a kid. Stopped training after some time, but it stayed in my muscle memory it seems.’
>She looks at me before giving me her hand and helping me get up on my feet.
<’I’m doing this only so I can remind those monsters who is inside here with them.’
>I grin
>’If you say so… partner’
>She punches me in the gut
>This is going to be fun
3/3
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a618a5 No.372987
>>372966
That's what paint is for, Anon
Great job!
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af1a1c No.373062
>>372959
curse you lot. I haven't been able to fap for an entire week.
>>372987
I took some liberties and uncensored some of the important bits. If anyone wants them I got a per post screencap collection too.
I love that stuff with baby cakes, Anon. keep that shit up
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92ed1d No.374429
All these stories of innocent men getting railroaded and not one reference to pic related?
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6512cd No.375292
continued from >>372985
>I must say I am pretty hyped
>Red won’t admit it, but I can see the spark in her eyes.
>Even while walking down the corridor we can hear the cheering through the other side of the door
>As we open the doors we are drowned in yells, cheers and jeers
>The mass suddenly separates like the Red sea, letting a body fly through it and slam onto the wall behind usmin
>I turn to see a blonde dragon groaning and trying to lift herself from the ground, only to slump down onto it again
>The manlet remaining in the ring is pumping his fist into the air so hard it’s almost lifting the up, but the crowd is eating it up
>’And just like that, Geyser is flung out of the arena! Ladies and gentleman, Jumpin’ may not have the height to show it, but he is an indeed formidable foe for his much larger opponents!
>I look up at the ceiling to see a modified platform out of webbing with Kiki hanging down from it with a megaphone
>She notices me and waves, bringing the megaphone back to her mouth
>’ Folks, we’ll have a short break now for refreshments, stay tuned for we have something special for you next!
>She lowers herself onto the ground, scuttling over to me with Baby Cakes joining her at the ground
>‘Anon, Hi! I’m glad you could make it! We warmed them up for you, so you won’t have to worry about a cold welcome.’
>Baby Cakes chimes in:
>’We’re ready when you are, friends. Just say when and we’ll start the match.’
>’I’m ready. How about you, Red?’
>Red glares at the makeshift arena and the spectator around it. Her body isn’t stiff but relaxed, her eyes glistening in the light.
>She slowly stretches herself, like a feline that was finally let out of her pen after weeks of being kept inside, slowly exhaling in the end
<’Let’s do it.’
>Kiki giggles and claps her hands together
>’Alright! This is going to be fun!’
>She plants a quick kiss on Baby Cakes’ cheek and suddenly shoots up with a thread of webbing into the air, landing on her platform and bringing the megaphone back to her mouth, almost visibly shaking with excitement
>’Monsters and gentlemen, thank you for waiting! Since I’m seeing some new faces this evening, I think it wouldn’t cost us much time if we go over the rules:
>’Any style of fighting is allowed. We just call it wrestling for reference. That being said, anything goes as long as it doesn’t leave marks, physical AND psychological. We don’t want to repeat the Shoggoth incident from last year, do we?’
>The audience laughs at the comment
>’The match can end only in the defeat of both members of the pairs, but that can be achieved in multiple ways: A member is considered defeated if he forfeits the fight, gets thrown out of the battleground or receives a knockout. There is no need to go for overkill. This especially goes for you ladies! Swapping is also allowed, but only if the member reaches and touches their pair’s hand.’
<’That being said, LET’S WATCH PEOPLE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!’
>The crowd explodes in cheers, yells and whistles
>I lean over to Rose and whisper into her ear:
>’I’ll be going first, you stay seated.’
>She opens her mouth to object but I raise my hand before she manages to say anything:
>’I’m not doing this to spite you. Think strategically: I going first will leave them in the unknown who they will be fighting next. If they decide to send in their man, I’ll manage somehow. If the mamono decides to show up, I’ll dodge the attacks until I get a chance to swap with you. ‘
>’Do you trust me, Red?’
>She looks at me, trying to find some counter argument, but she suddenly shakes her head, like she was trying to clear her thoughts
>She nods her head
>’Thanks. Wish me luck.’
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6512cd No.375293
>>375292
>I lift myself from my seat and enter the ring, pushing the ropes aside as I do
>I watch the crowd around me, seeing some familiar faces like Cathleen and Mark looking back
>My enemy enters the ring from the other side, and I finally get a chance to see him
>The guy looked like he had entire gym rented for himself before he came here
>The thing that caught my eye the most was the burn stretching across a half of his face, like something leaf shaped was pressed against his face
>We stand looking at each other, trying to find a weakness or some kind of advantage
>’We do not need to fight, you know that?’
>He crosses his arms and continues talking whilst slightly grinning
>’All you have to do is forfeit the match. Do that and you won’t be hurt by someone who can overpower you by sheer strength and muscle.’
>’Someone like you should just stay in the back cheering for the stronger, not fighting them just to try to prove something to yourself.’
>’Exit the ring, give me a worthy opponent and stop wasting my time.’
>The spectators listen closely to his taunt, turning their attention to me as he finishes
>’You see, I can’t really do that.’
>His grin fades away
>’Going away would do many things: I’d disappoint the people who came to see the show, I’d break a promise I had made to a new friend and most importantly I’d betray my partner’s trust, whom I roped into this myself.’
>’You came here for yourself.’
>We slowly start circling around each other, closing the distance between as we do so
>’I came here to keep my word.’
>With the crowd roaring, he charges me
>I attempt to dodge the attack, but he gets the better of me and I get pinned to the ground
>He grabs me by the hair, keeping my head on the ground as he starts pounding my ribs with his other hand
>I try to hit his own with my free hands, but he isn’t budging
>The motherfucker is trying to break them
>fuck, this is gonna hurt
>As strong as I can I pull my head upwards, feeling as some of my hair gets plucked out
>At least he didn’t expect that, which gives me chance to throw him off of me and letting myself get on my feet
>I use the opportunity to give him a few kicks to waist, but he catches my foot on the last kick and pulls me towards himself, knocking me on my back
>I get the air knocked out of me and whilst I recover, he’s already on his feet and raising his foot to stomp my torso
>Dodging the first stomp, I start rolling away, trying to find a chance to get back up on my feet, while he keeps trying to smush my chest in
>Spinning my legs around I hit the behind of his knee, throwing him off-balance, and then kicking his knee to trip him unto the ground
>I get back on my feet, and so does he
>Again, we stare at each other, me trying to catch a breath and him just breathing a little bit faster
>This isn’t going well for I, and it won’t be long before he just outlasts me
>I have to think, and I have to do it fast
>’Use your head!’
>what
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6512cd No.375294
>>375293
>A faun is yelling from the crowd, somehow coming through the yelling and Kiki’s megaphone
>’Use your head, kid!’
>I don’t know if she’s real or if I’m hallucinating her from the fatigue, but that gives me an idea
>’Hey, Skin cream!’
>His burnt up face scowls
>’Are you planning to finish this tonight, or are you stretching this to your gynecologist appointment?’
>He bellows in rage, charging me
>Tzeentch would be proud
>This time I’m ready for him, and I dodge the charge at the last second
>I elbow him into the back and create some distance between us
>Turning around he runs at me again, catching my arm
>I manage to slip it away from the grip, slapping him over the ear as I do so
>He’s basically foaming at the mouth now
>Everything depends on my position and him not noticing our positions
>Releasing a furious scream he blitzes at me with a fury of a fiery god
>I wait for him close enough and I grab him
>Instead of trying to stop him I pull him even, increasing his momentum out of control and flinging him behind me
>right into the corner pole of the ring
>He’s dazed but not knocked out
>I grab him and turn him around
>I swing my head and collide it with his
>Thank God for my Bosnian ancestry
>He stands upright for a few seconds, looking almost confused
>and then he slowly slumps down onto the ground, unconscious
>The crow explodes into cheers and applause, while my opponent gets dragged off stage
>A man could get used to this
>While enjoying the attention, I suddenly feel a jolt of pain go through the back of my head, knocking me on the ground
>Jesus fuck, what was that?
>Something grabs me by the collar and lifts me off the ground, feet hanging in mid air
>’So you had your piece of fun, didn’t you?’
>Is the temperature rising around me?
>’Well, it’s my turn now to have some of my own fun.’
>I turn my head slowly around and I’m met with a pair of crazed looking orange eyes, surrounded by what looked like eyelashes made of fire
>The Hellhound raises me a bit higher, turning me around so I’m facing her
>She makes a fist with her free hand, readying for a punch that would probably go through my spine
>Well it was fun while it lasted
Sorry it took so long, had some work to do
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b0fc6f No.375563
Had to use the wikia for a random roll. Ended up with beelzebub on the first go.
>What did you do?
Accused of a crime I didn't do.
>What did she do?
Probably theft. Repeat offender.
>How is your cell specifically designed to hold your cell mate?
Probably not too different from a normal one. Bunk or double bed, maybe a tad larger than average because of her extra features.
>What’s the plan?
Fuck and cuddle to pass the time. I could see her sneaking away extra food at lunch in the cafeteria to take back to the cell. The cell would probably end up being messy since beelzebubs are into that kinda thing. Hell, she'd probably keep me from cleaning it by pulling me in for sex every time I got the urge to tidy up. All around, just be lazy until our time's up.
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b0fc6f No.375565
>>374429
Does wurm ever get sad that nearly all of her clients end up in the slammer?
I wouldn't want to see her sad or lose her confidence. That'd break my heart.
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af1a1c No.375571
>>375294
Looking forward to the conclusion, Anon!
>>375565
Imagine sitting next to her while she roars out an objection. I do think though Wurm's biggest problem is that the prosecution probably has crafty Demons and dishonest Danukis and they're probably on an entirely different level. I kinda entertained the idea of an Ace Attorney clone featuring Wurm.
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