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a40cc7 No.400767

hi i'm just shilling "porn is bad" OC, hope you like it

no hard feelings i spam mkay? monsters

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43fc70 No.400776

>>400767

incubus gang

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543f1f No.400784

File: d4bddc1bb0bd8f6⋯.jpg (1.02 MB,1400x1400,1:1,__onozuka_komachi_touhou_d….jpg)

You guys ever notice how big Komachi's boobs are? There's some delicious buoyancy to them, I am sure if you were to place Komachi in water they would act like floaties if she needed them to be. Hell, she could probably sink them into the water and just use them as weights. Shiki could attach Komachi to her fishing line and toss her out, and have a nice weighted line for catching catfish. I feel like Komachi's boobs would be really warm. Like, if you were to place me inbetween Komachi's boobies, I would immediately begin to feel the warm sensation of being a bit hot. Hot, but not too hot. So about warm. Warm and Loveingly caressed in her big, beautiful white breasts. Speaking of Komachi's whiteness, do you think Komachi would be considered a white? Now before you say, "hurr well she's a jap, not white" hear me out. Adolf Hitler considered the Japanese to be honorary aryans, and therefore white in some sense. Plus, look at this cutie, how can you say she's not white? Japanese women, I hate to break it to you, but not many of you have boobies THAT big. Komachi's boobs are so big. How did she even get them that big? I'm sure it wasn't her choice, but wow. Her boobs just grew above and beyond, so to say. I know why Shiki would be jealous, if I were her I'd be a tad annoyed that I'd have to compete with that big boobied bombshell. I love Komachi, I love her hair, too. I've always loved redheads. Komachi is a literally perfect redhead. Apparantly redheads are mostly only native to some parts of europe, mainly Ireland and this area of Russia called "Udmurtia." Udmurtia itself actually has the highest concentration (not the highest population, that would be crazy!) of redheads on the planet. Komachi is a really sexy Udmurt, in that case! If she were one and not Japanese. I bet Komachi's nipples are really pretty and pink. Not the really weird inverted kind, I mean the kind that poke out slightly but not too badly where they're unslightly. I wish I could lay in Komachi's boobs.

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dc9bfd No.400788

>>400784

>Apparantly redheads are mostly only native to some parts of europe, mainly Ireland and this area of Russia called "Udmurtia." Udmurtia itself actually has the highest concentration (not the highest population, that would be crazy!) of redheads on the planet.

I'm not only surprised I've never witnessed this copypasta before, but also to read this of all things in it. I thought I had been the only anon to ever even bring that up on this site.

I would like to see big-titted redhead Udmurtian kikimoras now, especially since kikimora as a word is partially derived from something in the Udmurtian language last I checked.

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0c7512 No.400791

File: 9df1a7e48d22bfc⋯.gif (1.82 MB,709x625,709:625,fluff.gif)

>>400784

What a heartwarming pasta. Just anon declaring his love for his waifu and all the things he loves about her.

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b388b5 No.400794

>>400788

>big-titted redhead Udmurtian kikimoras

This is something I need to see now

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dc9bfd No.400797

>>400794

And because kikimoras are known for controlling dreams in their lore, and Tchaikovsky was born in Udmurt, she should be giving her husband lewd winter solstice dreams while riding him in his sleep.

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371d0a No.400866

>>400767

Is there even any real benefit to nofap or is it all just “bro science” placebo stuff?

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f2ef90 No.400871

>>400866

You could become so sexually starved you fap to chris-chan dancing to buffalo bill. I wouldn't trust 100% no fap.

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0e735e No.400923

>>400866

The second one

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213438 No.402807

File: 6493720a64f9082⋯.jpg (66.72 KB,508x604,127:151,11215518.jpg)

As a finno ugric man myself. I declare you westoids to fuck off.

>>400797

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d75e87 No.406368

>>400866

You get a temporary testosterone boost but if you continue on for too long it'll drop below your starting point.

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