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>“Of course not, but in exchange, I only have a single request.” She says, almost biting her lip in excitement. “Of course, I've heard all about your endeavors! Which is why I've decided on keeping my request reasonable. Charitable, even!”
>Magdalene rubs her chin, looking at her with suspicion, “What exactly are you loo-”
>“All I request, is for a husband.”
>You look at her and grin, before chuckling, “Minami, I can't put that on the table, because you're free to pursue that regardless of our trade. That's half the reason we're here, we just want a world where humans and monsters can live together in peace and safety. Surely there's something more… substantial, you would want in exchange?”
>“Anonson…” Magdalene utters quietly.
>“No! That's all I want! Please, in exchange for a husband, I'll put in all the work for opening up trade between our people!” She says, enthusiastically extending out her hand. “Do we have a deal?”
>“Of course.” You say, reaching out and shaking her hand, “May the relationship between our people be peaceful and prosper- huh?”
>Minami grabs your hand with both of hers, gripping tightly, her cheeks burning hot as she breathes with unbridled excitement.
>“Uh, Minami, are you okay?”
>“Oh, Anonson! You've made me the happiest girl in the world!” She squeals.
>“Y-you're too kind, Miss. If you like, I know some sailors who are looking for-”
>“Morgan! The ring, if you please!” Minami shouts, “Hurry! I can barely stand waiting another moment!”
>You stand there, at a loss at what was going on, unsure of what to do on the off chance you would offend her on some cultural level.
>Morgan looks at you with uncertainty as she presents a ring to you, a titanium band carved in fine swirling patterns inlaid with nacre, and studded with pearls.
>“Uh… thanks?” You say, taking the ring and looking it over in confusion.
>Minami pulls one of her hands away, and holds it out, fingers fanned and outstretched. “I'm ready…” She says, voice quavering.
>You look over at Magdalene, who gives you an awkward glance back.
>Realization strikes you, “Wait, you want me?”
>“Don't be so coy! What could ever hope to cement this alliance more strongly than their rulers bound in matrimony? Besides, when I heard of your heroic exploits, I knew, right then in there, I was in love! I love you Anonson, and I want no one else to be my husband!”
>Your heart drops with every one of her words, “Minami…” You sigh.
>“Yes, darling?” She says giddily.
>You take her hand, and turn it over, placing the ring in her palm before closing her fingers around it, “I'm sorry, but I'm taken.”
>“And?” She says incredulously.
>“I'm married? I thought this was clear earlier today when Magdalene introduced herself as my wife?”
>“Who cares what she says, you can always just ditch her.” She huffs, crossing her arms. “You're the King, aren't you? You can do whatever you want.”
>Morgan does her best to remain stoic, but you can hear her grit her teeth from here.
>“Yes, that's right.” You say, quickly losing patience. “And I WANT to stay with my wife.”
>“I-I mean… okay but…” She stutters, before flashing an uncertain smile, “You could make her share…?”
>You groan, “Look, I don't want-”
>She slaps her tail on the floor in a huff, and pouts, “But your ambassador said-!”
>“What ambassador?” Magdalene asks.
>“Yeah, what ambassador? My wife and I represent our people, no one else.”
>“Ambassador Ally said you were tired of your wife and looking for someone new…” She whines, looking despondent.
>Magdalene's neck pops a vein as she grimaces, “Ally!? Naomi!!!”
>“Right away ma'am.” Your guard says, before running off into the city.
>“Minami, please don't take this as personally. You're a lovely woman, but I'm faithful to my wife.” You explain as calmly as possible.
>“Yeah, but why does this book-” She begins pulling that accursed tome from her robes.
>“How did that book even stay intact in the sea!?” You yell, doing your best to relax, “Look, you're free to look for an unmarried man to court, but me and any other married man is off limits, and I will not help you in changing that!”
>Minami swishes her tail in an irritated manner, as she scowls in embarrassment, “I have never been more humiliated in my life! You'll regret-”
>Morgan loudly clears her throat.
>The Baroness lowers her head, and looks away nervously, “I mean… You drive a hard bargain. I will have to think on this before committing. If that is all, I will take my leave.” Without waiting for a response, she motions to her soldiers, and quickly moves to the edge of the ship before jumping into the sea.