68cb58 No.379680
Your dad decided to remarry after becoming widowed. You have a sister some months later same race as your mom too. How do they react to you bringing an mg home?
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69885f No.379685
>>379680
Does my dad remarrying automatically strip me of my right to choose my gf? How presumptuous.
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63e678 No.379727
>>379685
I think its just generally, how do you react to having a new step-sister. not if you would fuck your new step-sister.
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33a778 No.379729
>>379727
>Get new mom
>She's an oni
>Months later of hearing constant bed breaking sex from down the hall and I finally have a new sister
>Years go by and she's practically on a continuous growth spurt
>By the time I'm 15 she looks like she's 17
>And she's supposed to be 5 years my junior
>Worst part is she's taller than me and always puts everything at the very top shelf
>Mom and dad won't even side with me because she's the little sister and I'm supposed to be nice to her
>One day she barges into my room and kicks me off my xbox
>Autismo strength comes out and I punch her arm
>She falls on her side, tears start welling up in her eyes
>Oh no
>Try to calm her down and telling her she can hit me back
>Sis starts crying like the Niagra falls and screaming like I just stabbed her
>Mom hears this and kicks open my door with belt in tow
>Mfw
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08a07a No.379737
>>379680
Are you asking how my father, who in this story has married a monster girl, would react to me bringing a monster girl home? This pretty much rules out any possibility of someone's father being against it.
Realistically, he'd probably be surprised at first because I've never gone out of my to to get a girlfriend and he thinks I'm still bad at human interaction (because he's a fucking conversation hog and I can't get a word in edgewise, so I usually just sit there quietly). Then he'd think about more deeply and probably realize she asked me out. He's always up for meeting new people, so I'm sure he'd gladly talk for hours on end with her if I let him.
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aff143 No.379753
>>379729
What choice did you have?
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3d9eb0 No.379754
>>379753
>>379729
Reminder that any monster girl, even Mimi, has the sense to at least apologize for such bratty actions unlike D.W.
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f332e9 No.379780
>>379754
>>379753
>>379729
This fucking string of memery about Arthur and DW has got me fucked up like herpes on a door knob. Never change /monster/.
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c19a48 No.379787
>>379680
My family is pretty pro-gun, if I filled out the correct paperwork, they wouldn't have a problem with me owning a machine gun.
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48f91c No.379788
Better question:
>Dad is widowed
>Meets mamono at a gathering for widowed parents raising kids
>They get 'married' that night
>The next day, your new step mom moves in
>She has a daughter 5 years younger than you
>Informed that your dad doesn't want to give up his den, and your new step mom will be turning the spare bedroom into a home office for her mamono immigration law practice
>Step sister will be sharing your bedroom with you
>She seems excited and very into the same things you are
How do you react?
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894102 No.379789
>>379788
With a 'welcome to the family' dicking, of course. I mean, do you really expect anything else?
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bacf5a No.379791
>>379788
I don’t give a damn about girls more than about 2 years younger than me romantically, so I’m gonna be a good step-brother and have a nice wholesome time with my new sister enjoying our common interests.
now if she was 5 years OLDER than me, however…
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70d98d No.379800
They'd probably be surprised I managed to get a GF
Until they see it's a Devil Bug, or literally any other bottom-of-the-barrel monsters
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5df64e No.379811
>>379788
Is she cute and nice?
Headpats and cuddling in bed.
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c19a48 No.379813
>>379800
Still better than a human woman
Or being forever alone.
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f332e9 No.379815
>>379791
A man of honor and fine taste.
Anyone looking for imouto bullshit gets the rope.
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9d5d77 No.379816
>>379788
I'd prepare for the day she inevitably molests me.
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d54feb No.379818
>>379815
>Anyone looking for imouto bullshit gets the rope.
>Not wanting a cute little sister that looks up to you.
>Not wanting protect her smile.
>Not wanting to see her come home to tell ask big brother (you) for a headpats.
You sound like a faggot.
Although the best answer is to have both an onee and an imouto that love you.
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dd4eeb No.379819
>>379811
Cute, sure, nice, yes.
>>379800
Checked. Enjoy your new bedbug family, Anon.
>>379815
Hold your horses there, Anon. I never said she was under age. I just assumed you were a twenty something neet like most Anon. Your little sister is legal.
>>379816
Probably won't take long, depending on the momano. For you I'm picturing a 6'5" Ogre who only calls you 'big brother' only ironically and calls your room 'her swamp.' Don't sleep on your back.
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c19a48 No.379820
>>379819
Well, the rapes starts coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming.
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a08440 No.379841
Cry because my mom is dead.
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09ff03 No.379846
>>379841
>You're mom died when you were still a baby. >You're dad is just as much of a loser at meeting women as you are.
I respect the fact that you still cry over the death of a woman you never knew that happened some twenty odd years ago. Never change, Anon. God is with you. XOXO
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3c212e No.379867
>>379841
>think of my mom dying
I don't want to feel
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c85cb3 No.379876
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fe496b No.379877
>>379841
>my mom is shit and is alive
>other anons have good mothers that are dead
I'm sorry. I'd trade for you if I could.
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aff143 No.379892
>>379877
Maybe it's just you who are a little shit?
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70fa54 No.379896
>>379788
Hell no anyone is taking my room away from me. I'll smear shit on the walls if I need too. Dad and his titty monster can fuck off if their going to steal my room.
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87c4cc No.379898
>implying i talk with my parents at all
>implying they can penetrate my wizard fortress
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fe496b No.379903
>>379892
Sorry anon, doing cocaine when you're pregnant does not make you a good mother.
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2ba432 No.379908
>>379903
Take plenty of coconut oil/water, it should get rid of the potential damage.
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b80f91 No.379912
>>379877
This, honestly. Still would probably cry if she died, but probably would be over it way faster than my best friend's death a few years ago.
>>379892
Iunno, mine uses mansplaining unironically and blames Hillary's loss on gender and russia. Pretty sure the problem ain't me. Unless you count "being male" as a problem.
>>379903
I will give mine credit, she at least quit smoking while she was pregnant with me. She started up again like immediately after, but still.
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99cfab No.404553
>>379753
I never expected to see something like this on /monster/.
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