56bd0a No.381053
Where are the entwives? No I don't mean dryads I mean giant tree waifus who take 10 minutes to say a single sentence
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21300a No.381058
They moved across the Anduin River and got their shit wrecked by Sauron. Then they fucked off again and disappeared.
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d87702 No.381062
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14ab39 No.381064
>>381053
>he doesn't know here the entwives are
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18550c No.381065
>>381053
>tfw no entwaifu to marry and love for millennia
>>381062
>>381064
So where are they, then?
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d87702 No.381067
>>381065
The entwives are very into literacy and would not appreciate it if we told some one without reading comprehension where they are.
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ab8fd0 No.381068
>>381053
I've always believed that Ents should've reproduced with troll females rather than dying off
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ab8fd0 No.381069
>>381058
Or perhaps they cucked the Ents with BTD (Big Troll Dick)
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14ab39 No.381070
>>381065
>implying we'll tell anyone
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18550c No.381071
>>381067
I just want to help them fertilize their fields, is all! I swears it!
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2ed1de No.381074
I found them! Along the banks of the Carnen river just before it reaches the sea of Rhûn!
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fab91b No.381075
>>381068
>Reproduce with literal knock offs
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18550c No.381076
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2ed1de No.381078
>>381076
Well do you have any better suggestions then?
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fab91b No.381080
>>381078
Waifu an Elf instead.
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18550c No.381088
>>381078
Go East, young man, and see if you can find them there. Now there's a good idea for a CYOA.
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2ed1de No.381091
>>381088 (heil’d)
That does sound like it’d be a good Idea. But we are a bit full on CYOAs I think. That and I don’t know if I can truly do Tolkien JUSTICE
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fab91b No.381092
>>381091
You could try, but if it involves lewd stuff it'd be almost as much lore rape as Shadow of War/Mordor.
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18550c No.381096
>>381091
>That does sound like it’d be a good Idea. But we are a bit full on CYOAs I think.
Yeah, we shouldn't overburden the board with more CYOAs. And I certainly don't want to kill the Reitiafag CYOA. Once one gets done, or falls out of the radar, I'd try and write some.
>>381092
Agreed, it should be a pure adventure you could read to your kids, not smutty shit.
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2878f0 No.381098
>>381092
>Implying we could rape Tolkien's lore as awfully bad as WB's/Pete Jackson's Sobbit series or Rocksteady's Shallow of Mordor
Being the autistically purists that we are, I think we'll do Tolkien ju st fine. Like the other guys said, we may have to wait because of the amount of CYOAs already in play right now.
>>381096
Can we at least include hand-holding and words of affection and devotion at least or is that too lewd for even adults?
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35b6f3 No.381362
>>381098
>Implying we could rape Tolkien's lore as awfully bad as WB's/Pete Jackson's Sobbit series or Rocksteady's Shallow of Mordor
> implying shadow of mordor didn't have better lore
> implying Tolkien knew what he was doing
get over yourself
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56bd0a No.381366
>>381362
> implying shadow of mordor didn't have better lore
> implying Tolkien knew what he was doing
GET RAPED IN HELL YOU FAGGOT
WITH A SPIKED STRAP-ON
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fab91b No.381479
>>381362
I know you're baiting, but you should kill yourself anyways.
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2878f0 No.381480
>>381362
> implying shadow of mordor didn't have better lore
> implying Tolkien knew what he was doing
I mean, you could possibly, only possibly, argue that Tolkien wasn't the best 20th century author in terms of style. But dude, this bait sucks.
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e0350e No.381523
>>381362
Sage next time anon
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