/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>383420

Same reasons we are. Granted the direction their autism takes veers right into edgelord territory. I'm going to assume that all orderfags are either 3D thots IRL or the whitenights that prep their bulls.

>>383420

>>383422

kinda makes me think guys don't wanna just be "given" love, like they want a challenge or wanna earn it. There's credence to things just stagnating without struggle or competition, even just on a personal level. That's not to say some MGs can't motivate guys to do that, but some guys need more convincing instead of honeyed words or proactive dating

>>383434

Have the dinner inside your wife?

>>383434

Go for a barbecue in a large open plain.

When it comes to undead mamonos who eventually raise their husbands as undead as well, how does that even work?

Sure, depending on the exact nature of the process, the undead husband might be reliant on his wife for mana to maintain his undead state, but then how would his wife continue getting the supply of human spirit energy that she requires?

Can an undead male, incubus or otherwise, still produce spirit energy? I thought spirit energy could only be produced by living things.

>>383434

>"We are in the middle of nowhere! I thought you said we were going to meet your wife!"

"You are in 3… 2… 1…" *Ground starts to rumble*

Ok, /monster/, if you could suddenly became a space marine, what bloodline would you most likely be from?

Trick question. We'd all be Iron Autists.

Do tsurara onna icicles work on you if you're already a cynical robot?

>>383480

It is the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

>>383480

No. You can't freeze what's alreaady frozen. To bane post:

"Oh, You think depression is your ally? You merely adopted depression; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see happy times until I was a man, by them it was nothing to me but MISLEADING! Depression betrays you because it is already what I am!"

>>383467

As far as I can tell, becoming an “undead” incubus doesn’t necessarily make you truly undead. The way I see it, most incubi who formed from fugging an undead mamono are simply another variety of incubus that displays traits similar to undead. You are still alive, just with some weird traits.

Banshees are a weird case. It looks like they can bring a recently dead man back to life as an undead Incubus. However, they do mention that it takes a demonic energy infusion to complete the process, kinda like a Sea Bishop needing a couple to have sex when she’s giving the husband water breathing powers. So a Banshee’s song is more the demonic equivalent of a defibrillator, just enough to get the heart and spirit energy working again so the positive feedback loop of boning can do it’s work.

>>383467

You become part man and part skeleton. A skeleton man, if you will.

>>383498

You also get the unalianable right to tell skeleton puns and spoop the neighbours. Not even the waifu can take those away from you.

>>383498

>>383503

You will always have a boner.

>>383498

>skeleton man

>>383476

I bear the word of Kenkou Cross

>>383524

Someone's a real bonehead.

>>383437

I feel like a kiki in particular would react badly to that.

>>383581

A shogg would not ruin dinner with her son's sandworm waifu. Another reason why shogg is best maid.

>>383581

>Kiki, being a good houseguest, wants to help clean up after dinner

>Sandworm doesn't have a dishwasher

>Or a sink

>Or trash to take out

>All leftovers are consumed by Sandworm's body

>Kiki is forced to sit and make awkward conversation, clearly suffering from chore withdrawal

>>383583

Only because the Shog is used to having everything being slimy.

>>383632

Lots of the larger bird species are. Swans and many birds of prey among them. Fuck, even geese are monogamous. And those things are fucking assholes. A goose harpy would be your quintessential archetypal delinquent girl turned wife.

>>383657

Some of us want to survive long enough to enjoy daemon pussy, unlike purterobot.

Pls no more bully

>>383664

For all the shit they get the imperium matches lorgar's initial vison more than the emperors now.

Primal truth>imperial cult>imperial truth

Would wan-girls be in a service dog type job for people with PTSD?

>>383699

I'm sure some motherly wans would set up a network to nab ptsd veterans.

https://www.strawpoll.me/17193585

>>383663

>>383664

>>383657

>>383684

As someone who knows very little about 40k, can someone explain this to me?

>>383584

I suppose it wouldn't be too bad if she still gets to do the cooking.

>>383716

Each of the original space marine legions where created using the genetic material of one of 18 genetic demigods known as primarch. These primarch where created to conquer and rule the galaxy by the emperor of mankind but half of then turned traitor and caused a civil war called the horus heresy. To go into detail about it would take a long time tbh. Just know they are ultimate badasses. If you want to know more you can check out one of the wikis or give the horus heresy books a read most of them are excellent.

You think youkos commonly try to pass themselves off as inaris?

>>383716

Lorgar and his legion called "the Word Bearers" are all massive failures and can easily be concisered the most pathetic among them. They Worshiped The Emperor (lorgar a dad) as a god despite big E not wanting it. Big E punishes him and Lorgar cries for a bit then almost immediately sells his soul to literal super demons that want to make all of humanity into their puppets.

Later (about 5k years later) it turns out Lorgars book on how daddy E is a god gets popular, one thing leads to another and now the Imperium all collectively worships him. The irony is delicious.

>>383716

>>383730

Lorgar did nothing wrong they incorrectly thought the emperor was a god and spent time actually trying to build the Empire instead of being blood thirsty maniacs. The emperor though lied to everyone stating there are no gods when he knew otherwise. The emperor censored Lorgar for worshipping him 100 years after the emperor was aware he was doing it with no warning. Lorgar was made aware of repeating elements in religions they encountered on planets that had no way of contacting each other. So lorgar went to a place that would be named the eye of terror a place where reality and a place of pure energy and emotion called the warp bled into each other. There he met with the chaos gods the true divinity of the universe. It was reveled that humanity was becoming a fully psychic race and that we would need to embrace the warp or face extinction like the eldar before us. Lorgar then set into motion the event called the horus heresy where half of the legions would turn against the emperor.

The word bearers transformed from a legion that wanted to help build humanity to being utterly devoted to the dark gods of chaos say what you want about the word bearers before they turned to chaos but after they did they became a fighting force to be reckoned with.

You can shit talk lorgar starting the imperial cult but of the 2 fates of the imperium one being uterlly devoted to the worship of the god emperor or being consumed by chaos both where the path set by lorgar.

>>383730

Lorgar probably wouldn't have done it if his asshole of a First Chaplain, Erebus didn't push him into it. The entire heresy is more or less his fault.

The Big E couldn't been a bit of a better dad, though. For as great as he was, he still made fuck ups. Could've at least told his sons about the chaos gods and why they are bad. Emps didn't want worship or religion in his Imperium because he thought the chaos gods fed on worship. So better to starve them out, right? Whoops, turned out they fed on emotion instead. If Emps was straight with Lorgar about that little fat, we wouldn't have the whole heresy kick off.

>>383735

I love the word bearers but even I agree erebus is a dick.

>>383735

Erebus didn't push him into anything. Erebus and Kor Phaeron went to lorgars place and said "You know, I know of a few gods that actually like to be worshipped" and lorgar fell for it immediately.

>>383741

You can't fall for the truth

>>383755

rogal dorn makes more sense because of the autism wall that splits us from other hubs.

Messed up my vote. Wanted to vote for Dorn, not Russ.

Sanguinius gang

Vampire Angels would make interesting waifus

Word Bearer gang gang

I would trade my laifu for a daemon waifu

Voted for Russ. He's a pretty cool guy who

>drinks and fights

>leads a bunch of space vikings who also drink and fight

>has the mainstay tank of the imperial guard named after him

>was raised by a fuckhuge ara ara wolf an actual wolf, but he'd totally get wans all over him

>became king of the planet he landed on

>beat the Emperor in both feasting and drinking contests Took a sucker punch from the Emperor after challenging him to a fight. Was 1HKO'd but laughed it off afterwards and joined the imperium.

>His legion was actually pretty bro-tier and helped people.

So yeah, plenty of wolf girls.

>>383796

I would have more respect for the wan king if his bolters weren't upside down.

>>383796

Is respect the Yiffs more of Russ wasn't a retarded tool. He turned traitor for a bit during the whole prospero thing. Granted he didn't know Horus was a traitor, but maybe he should've taken pause when Horus gave him an order that contradicted his origninal.

He hides his intellect by pretending to be a savage barbarian, but all he does is show us that he's just hiding stupidity.

>>383768

Ehhh Rogal was a realist. He had no illusions of what and who he was. Perturabo on the other hand makes a lot more sense when talking about who we're more like.

He spent his entire childhood locked in his room designing blueprints for a perfect city for a perfect society that never existed and never would, coming out exclusively when his father made him. His own sister called him a fool for it, completely disregarding actual people in favor of his imagination.

There's a reason why most of /tg/ accepts that he is the closest to us. Even the ones that hate him.

>>383848

tbf that's not so much being a traitor as it is being manipulated/deceived BY a traitor. Ethos is a hell of a thing for convincing someone.

>>383868

I use >>>/hydrus/ , it's kind of a personal booru meant to sort and tag images, you can use it to download pixiv and booru images based on tags/artists.

What does the word "waifu" means to you?

>>384409

It's the idealised female. A perfect beauty of body, personality and soul. What a mother, lover and wife should be.

>>384409

She is who will fill the hole in my heart that nothing and no one else can fill.

>>384409

She's the girl who you love and hold dearest to your heart.

>>384409

An anime Girl you wish you could marry

>>384433

that's a worthless superbitch, not a waifu. except for turbosoycucks.

>>384436

What was that you faggot? I can't make out what your saying sitting in a higher plain of existence and all, since my taste isn't shit like yours i hadn't spoke your primitive money language for years.

>>384453

ur waifu a shit A SHIT!

>>384409

The martial art of pointlessly defending your favorite anime girl from even more pointless attacks.

>>383434

Probably something like a warehouse with a dirt floor or a deep pool-type pit full of dirt. I'd imagine there being a decent market for specialist housing for different MGs

>heated floors and ramps for Lamias

>wider halls and shallower stairs for Centaurs

>treehouses and nest beds for Ratatoskr and most Harpies

>Hobbit houses for Foxgirls, Bunnygirls, Lamias, Oomukade and Bumblebeegirls, or old repurposed missile silos for the bigger families

>Hollow shells of buildings for Shogs, basically something to keep the elements off her while she forms the rest of the house

>Dragon caves and dungeons finished like basements

>Partially-submerged houses, either with pools or beachside, for Mermaid couples

What other kinds of specialized housing would different mamono have?

>>383572

I really have a bone to pick with you if you consider that humerus

>>383476

Yiffs, Smurfs or Dank Angels or yeah probably Iron Autists if they were all like Pert

>>383632

I picture something like a leggier Jubjub

>>383636

>jealous bullydere Canada Goose Harpy

that sounds comfy af

>>383728

It would make sense if they did, they're tricksters.

>>383755

As long as we all agree Fulgrim is a wanker, I'm happy. How the Emprah thought he was gonna turn out well/not as a Failed Chad escapes me.

>>383848

>Russ should've qustioned the quickly-changing orders

Maybe. I haven't read the specific accounts of it, but that sounds kinds Hindsight Fallacy-y. It seems like something like that (minus it being Horus playing a tricky trick) statistically had to have come up before in the Great Crusade. then again you'd think that even being fedoras the Pre-Heresy Imperium as a whole would after that amount have time and experience with weird xeno/archaeotech shit, established some basic safety protocol of 'don't touch the weird shit' or 'leave the weird shit to the Mechanicum specialists' to prevent Primarchs from going out like redshirts, so idk

>>383868

>>383870

Been looking for something like this, thanks bros.

Bumping this with a query which I might've asked by it's been so long that I can't remember.

Do the shinobi from Senran Kagura, count as monster women, or are they just magic enhanced shinobi..? No bulli too hard

>>384530

I can't say I know much about the series but my understanding is that they're just people who's profession is being a ninja so I wouldn't think they'd qualify.

>>384530

Sadly no. I just rediscovered those games though… sweet Ammit the modding community has been doing noble and holy work there…

Polite sage for not MG

You guys think the more relaxed girls of species of mamono who're known for chimping out have their own versions of nigga moments?

Asking because I imagined a Hornet Girl's equivelant being known as a stinga moment and I had a good giggle about it.

>>384581

That really pokes by funny bone.

Monster girls involves race mixing and race mixing creates disgusting, retarded mutts.

Why do you like monster girls again?

>>384598

Half of monster girls are white though.

Is Polt furry?

>>384603

Yes

>>384606

ok thx bro

>>384606

I still love her

They look like monsters to you?

>>384621

polt is just furry in apperance. but personality wise she is human because she has hobbies and doesn't endlessly pursue sucking cum multiple men like furfags do.

I've noticed in our stories set in a monster girl dominated world male protagonists rarely, if ever, acknowledge married mamono as being less threatening. Why is this?

>>384629

> acknowledge married mamono as being less threatening

what do you mean?

>>384629

You'd have to get pretty close to them to see a ring and they might not be with the hubby at that instant.

>>384632

As a potential rapist.

>>384633

>As a potential rapist.

because its kind of unnecessary, if anything it makes sense for them to still hold that oppressive atmosphere about them because they are more mature… leveled up is the best i can describe it

>>384633

>they might not be with the hubby at that instant.

this sounds an awful lot like heresy

>>384633

>Ring

>Are you a lonely monster girl?

>Do all the cute guys try to keep a distance from you?

>Do your attempts at proactive dating lead to you getting pepper sprayed by your future hubby?

>Worry no more, for we have the perfect way for you to get closer to that special man!

>With our pre-wedding rings and bands, men will think you are already taken and drop their guard

>Befriend your target!

>Go ask them to help with shopping for your dear's birthday!

>Convince women that it is completely safe for them to introduce their ushi oni friend to their male family!

>Ask for that sexy security guard to help with finding your baby, and lead them to a secluded place where you can make one!

>So come and buy the pre-wedding ring!

>(All pre-wedding rings are owned by head-leaf and subsidiaries, any other group claiming to sell pre-wedding rings may be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law)

Let's say portals happen and monster girls avoid you like the plague or at least you automatically assume that they would.

What do you exactly do now? How do you get used to monster girls running around and the increase in sex and relationships everywhere?

What do you do when monster girls become more integrated in society where they have jobs and influence in life, yet still avoid you or you believe so?

>>384661

Pray to Reitia to help you find your Waifu, who by the Grace of Ammit, the Gods are clearly keeping you pure for.

Dammit Robot-kun how many times do you have to be told that you deserve love? Fuck's sake.

>>384638

Unless they're something like a chaos MG or a sandworm, MGs can't be within arm's distance of their husband 24/7.

>>384643

That's cute. I've been thinking about something similar to that but for human males. It's basically a 'warding' ring of sorts, which apparently wards off monstergirls. The scenario I had in my head was that a Danuki will provide you a free warding ring only if you fill out a questionnaire beforehand. Only one specific question on it will make the ring work its magic, like a question about what your favourite animal is. Bam, your own free warding ring arrives via post. It'll repel any monstergirls that are not related to your favourite animal. If your favourite animal is dog, expect plenty of wans. It could help for several anons who want specific girls.

>>384661

Buy a tranquilizer gun and fill the darts with your own semen.

>>384698

Mostly asian. Mostly.

Should we join the furry vs gamer war? Shall we give our mortal enemies a /monster/kill?

>>384767

>dead normalfag meme from Chinese spyware site

Ok this is epic

>>384698

Hellhounds are marble white, therefore white

>>384797

I'm pretty sure blessing the rains down in Africa is a dead meme now.

>>384812

Guess i'm shit out of luck based on that pic. No waifu for me. Although anyone would be the same if they saw how much of a shithole clownworld is. Also, would the whole killing people is fun be bad if you're doing stuff liking shooting up niggers in an African shithole country for fun and profit?

>>384818

They are apparently willing to be with bandits, so doing bad things for money probably isn't a problem. Doing bad things for fun though, that's probably a deal breaker.

>>384628

>polt is just furry in apperance.

Except not.

>>384805

Hellhounds are 100% Indo-European mythology, therefore white.

Is it still cucking your waifu if she raises your daughter?

>inb4 i would never do that

>>384845

Are niggers even real?

>>384847

I think the ideal way is to have the girl be the sort of "spirit" of the object, so she can appear anywhere she wants to on the ship, emerging from the wood or the sails, controlling the ship with her thoughts and such.

>>384849

That treads off Monster Girl territory.

Unless she's a ghost or a spirit, but that's a ghost girl or a spirit girl, not a boat girl.

>>384847

I imagine it working like a Megadeus. Just replace 'Dominus' with 'husband'.

One idea I've had is monstergirl-ify the Polish/Soviet urban legend of the Black Volga.

I'm thinking something like upotte where there's a girl and a vehicle and whatever happens to one happens to the other. The girls default dress is "sexy driver/shofer" they would lure husbands in and struggle-snuggle in the backseat. These girls can also be bound to just about anything expensive car.

I then thought of applying this to late war German tanks, but the girls would have horrifying health problems

Any thoughts on this?

>>384887

It seems like an interesting idea, and I do appreciate women in suites. They'd probably go out in bad weather or late at night and look for men who seem to be walking home.

According to the legend, the Black Volga likes to take children. Think a lot of them would be shotacons?

>>384888

It would either be a common trait for /SS/ stories or a stereotype for stories set a couple decades after their creation.

>>384888

>Literal monsters asking kids to get in their cars.

Childhood Memes catching up with us. I like the shofer aspect though it's new.

How would monster girls react to someone who refuses to have sex or is even afraid of having sex to the point of flipping out may or may not turn violent to escape or mentally breaking down on her and going into a catatonic state or just tearing up and being absolutely terrified or guilt-ridden the entire time?

>>384901

Well, I do call them my favorite rapegirls for a reason…

>>384818

Valkyries are all about fighting evil and there's no rule saying you can't have fun along the way.

>>384853

Maybe not "Vermin" But certainly around the same tier as (hob)goblins. Annoying, but potentially useful.

>>384887

I wrote a short greentext a while ago that ended in something like that >>377380

>>384638

He isn’t implying ntr you goof, he’s referring to single dudes still being wary of lone married mamono due to their husband not being around, and this assuming that they are single mamono who may attack them.

>>384846

I mean when was the last time you saw one irl?

>>385078

Idk man looking back on memories I can’t tell if they’re dreams or not. Niggers as a concept are surely too absurd to be real.

Do centaurs have two separate wombs or do they join up somewhere in the middle?

>>385132

I assume one womb. Although double pregnancy is a fetish i did not realise i have.

>>385133

>>385132

The wierd part of me thinks that the ovaries and conception mechanism is in the front pussy, and the child moves back and back until it reaches the rear pussy for birth, for daughters to be possible and sons to be born painless.

>>385132

I assume two

>>385136

This, this is why you don't play the idpol game.

>>385136

>being proud of your conquering ancestors=being ok with niggers attacking your people

I can't even tell what level of shill you're on.

>>385136

<vikings

>pioneers and settlers

>competent and advanced in both agriculture, sailing and metallurgy.

>given tribute to stay away

<niggers

>squat in urban centers

>no technology or culture which can be independently attributed to them

>tribute welfare dependent and cannot survive without it

Piss off, cunt.

>>385166

That's more or less what I was thinking of, all the functions of an AI but magical instead of technological.

>>385162

> we wuzzing this hard.

Sit down amerifatt, go home and be a blancoman.

Would Monster Girls tell yo mama jokes?, If so what would some be

>"Yo mama so ugly, she was mistaken for a human woman"

>>385196

Only the noghounds and maybe the faggotcats.

>>385184

It's funny when kangs do it because of how dumb the lie is. But saying Europeans are decedent from warriors isn't. Say what you will about white people not having as high iq as Asians what we excelled at is warfare not random acts of violence.

>>385240

Are you talking about lips with extra

P U F F?

>>385240

WHAT ON EARTH ARE THOSE HAIRY TENTICLE THINGS?!

>>385244

It's the moths secret technique

G I G A C L I T

>>385242

>bimbo moths

>>385240

Holy! You sure that isn't a parasite?

>>385196

>Yo mama so greedy tanukis have a conspiracy on her.

>yo mama so big centaurs look up at her.

>>385240

This is making me uncomfortable.

>>385255

Imagine going down on your moth wife and those things come out and start caressing you.

>>385240

Well that's an unusual moth, why does it have those tentacleish appendages?

>>385244

Go away, underage

>>385240

I just looked it up unless the moth also alps Its a dude.

>>385262

After looking it up I know what those are, however, the large ant Girls tend to have male lower bodies, because Girl ants have wings. As a flying waifu is cooler than those that cannot fly, it stands to reason Australian moth Girls could do that.

If your waifu could fly would you have sex with her in the air?

>>385275

Of course, I'm afraid of heights and still would. Otherwise it's like going to Switzerland and not having any chocolate.

>>385425

Maybe as infants, the father would probably be shocked to see his wife give birth to a spooky scary skeleton. It would send shivers down his spine.

is there a crystal associated with Reitia?

If a bicorn has a daughter, would it be a unicorn or another bicorn?

>>385476

I imagine it could be either, though it's funnier to imagine a unicorn being raised in a bicorn household.

>pure unicorn daughteru has difficulties sleeping through her parents' nightly orgies

>>385484

>"Dear, I heard you got a new boyfriend, and I'm so proud! You're growing up so fast!"

>"Thanks mom, I was really worried he would say no." the young unicorn says with a light blush

>"Of course he wouldn't so no, you're beautiful! Now, to get started on his harem I would recommend getting a kikimora to help with the house work, you could get a shoggoth too if he's into that but personally it changes the house too much for me."

>"I don't think he needs a maid."

>"Hmm? But Sarah has been such a big help! didn't you like the food she made for you? Your husband would appreciate it."

>"I… I don't want to be in a harem."

>The bicorn gasps

>"You would be so selfish as to only let your husband have one woman!? D-did I do something wrong? Was it Sakura? She always hogged your father a bit too much."

>"No, it isn't her! I just think feel it feels more special this way."

>A young manticore runs in and gives the unicorn a hug

>"Hey, I heard you got a date with Marcus. Could I tag along?"

>"No!"

>The manticore turns to the older manticore reading a newspaper nearby

>"Mom, Lisa won't let me go on a date with her boyfriend"

>The maned mother grumbles

>"Let your sister go with you on the date."

>"But Charlotte!"

>"No back talk! I'd threaten to spank you, but I'm afraid Rita is currently using the paddle on your dad."

>>385495

>"Mom said it's my turn to have fun with him."

>"No back talk! I'd threaten to spank you, but I'm afraid Rita is currently using the paddle on your dad."

I'm dead

So how would a perma-robot fare in a post-dotr world?

It'd be hard to do things like going to work or grocery shopping when every monster girl hates you for existing and will actively try to ruin your life.

>>385499

Most likely a mindflayer would decide to fix your crippling personality issues by reformatting your brain.

>>385501

thats more terrifying than actual death

>>385499

I always thought kikimora maids were supposed to help deal with that by taking care of neets and encouraging them to do better. It would make for a good story to have just the maid try to deal with his bullshit while trying to help him.

>>385509

you won't think so after

>>385499

You'd be shocked how many social anxieties are fixed by the simple knowledge that you deserve love. Any MG who loves you for you would encourage you to do more, to be better, because you want to return the love and care she gives you so freely.

Praise Ammit and Reitia, you cunts.

>>385509

You weren't using those childhood memories anyway.

>>385495

This is dangerously close to ntr

>>385499

>Implying mgs would hate you

Anon you’re a human man. The only way you could repel monster girls is by being a legitimate psychopath who wants to murder and torture people for fun. And those guys could still get lobotomized via mindflayer/thrown in the Matango pit.

That’s the beauty of it. You’re guaranteed a waifu, whether you like it or not. There’s basically no excuse to get you out of it, regardless of that “muh depression” fag who posts here.

Someone sent me a clip of a dragon girl from a show called manaria friends. The clip was cute but does anyone know if the show is worth watching?

>>385240

SHE

>>385535

The bicorn did have a kid, Soo yeah it's polygamy, not ntr.

Who would win in a fight between between a minotaur and a high orc?

>>385570

The danuki taking bets.

>>385570

The Minotaur, because she's not on drugs.

>>385569

Not for her, for the poor unicorn

She just wants a monogamous relationship with her bf, but her mother(s) wants to push haremshit on her

>>385570

My wife can beat up your wife.

Do dragon zombies give birth to regular dragons?

>>385570

The man they're fighting over

>>385682

For zombie dragon I would assume they are regular dragons. To preempt the inevitable what about zombies response other undead monsters make more undead.

>>384634

But they would also be completely disinterested in fucking you.

>>384667

Or a jubjub

>>384844

Yes

>>384634

>>385775

We have all these stories where organization s and institutions don't trust married monsters any further than single one's. We also have a lot of stories where monsters give men bad advice to make them morne likely to get caught.

Not being 3dpd means monstergirls aren't just in it for themselves, just as they are loyal to their husbands, they are loyal to each other. To wit, once they are done with "proactive dating" the girls are likely to engage in "proactive match making"

>>385810

It's not like they proactively date random men there is some selection for the best match so it's both at the same time for alot of monsters.

>>385810

Being married is still an excellent guarantee that they won't rape you on the spot, and bad advice is about as far as they're willing to go in most stories.

>>385830

Doesn't mean she won't have a single friend she lets "tag along" the next time she sees you.

>>385830

Danukis are still sometimes depicted as being part of a slave trade. You need some kind of conflict for a story, and some monsters are more suited toward that.

>>385850

>2D art

>3DPD

nah

>>385846

>Monster girls buy out Monster Energy

>The drinks no longer erode your stomach lining

>They now give you an uncontrollable erection

>>385858

Change the logo to 3 manticore spines and have tomboy manticore be the new spokes person.

>>385879

>jealous yanderes complain that they saw their husbands posting "I want to fuck Monster girl" on cantonese singing forums

>hospitals are filled with broken pelvises

>telling her "It's just a joke, she's not even real" doesn't work, says specialist

>>385884

Obviously.

>>385884

Do you like asking obvious questions. I know i do :^)

In all seriousness though we do lack a lion girl. What kind of temerment would a lioness girl have?

>>385887

Well, female lions tend to do the hunting for the pack. I'd imagine you'd sorta be the househusband for her. They'd also shove multiple lioness families into the same house.

>>385892

Do you think they would have a thing for long hair/facial hair? I wouldn't mind being the house husband of a former delinquent blue color lioness.

>>385897

That might be the mane thing they look for.

Ok, so what's with the obsession with Ricardo and… Aniki (was that his stage name or something?)? And just these fags in general, just… why are they considered meme worthy? Fuck it, why is the gay gym considered meme worthy? Why are there so many fucking memes with these gays, can somebody for the love of god please explain this to me?!

>>385907

It's like king crimson, brah.

>>385908

Except for the part where King Crimson makes sense, but gays are a crime against nature, and doesn't make sense. Also, what does King Crimson have to do with dancing Aids carriers?

>>385911

>Implying we aren't all newfags

You're not fucking helping.

>>385913

>we're all newfags

Whatever you say, newfag.

>>385913

>We're all newfags

That was pre-reddit time.

;-;

>>385913

You must have been lurking since before 2014 to understand.

>>385832

This guy gets it.

I am suddenly enamored with the image of a hellhound separated from her husbando, working out her frustrations by picking up kobolds and throwing them at men.

>>385576

Yes, this was what I’m concerned about

If a bicorn mom wants to turn her unicorn daughter, all she has to do is stealthily match her up with a non-virgin man. There’s no need to force it via parental authority.

>>385941

Monster have a sixth sense for that sort of thing, she would know.

>>385887

What about one based off of the Nemean lion from Greek myth?

>super-strong lion girl

>impenetrable hide

>basically the feline equivalent of a wurm

>>386149

Not sure what the fuck that is, but it sounds like SJW bullshit. Therefore I hate it.

>>386149

Avoid because they'll probably alp.

>>386171

That's not a fucking sexuality, at most that's a fetish.

There are only four sexualities and it'll always be that way until we find a species with more than two sexes.

>>386174

>There are only four sexualities

You mean, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and asexual?

>>386175

Yes, that's all you can get to with two sexes.

>>386174

It's pretty damn annoying that they have to make every damn thing a sexuality. Like red hair? Sexuality. Like older people? Sexuality. Like blind people? Another goddamn sexuality. Have they heard of the term "preference"?

>>386177

I agree completely. Anything beyond that is meanless bullshit.

>>386181

Some people just don't want to fuck. It's no more weird than homosexuality.

>>386182

That's bullshit. Everyone has a sex drive.

>>386183

Some people don't. But it's correct to say that it is very abnormal to be asexual. Even more so than being homosexual.

>>386183

Some people feel the need to breed with incompatible genders, some can't feel pain, others can't feel happy, and many people do things that they know are self destructive. An issue in the brain where you have no interest in sex doesn't sound impossible.

>>386185

(((Google))) tells me that only 1% of people are asexual, while 4.5% of people are homosexual and 3% are bisexual.

>>386188

That leaves 91.5% of people being heterosexual. Sounds a little low to me.

Guys I think this demisexual thing was a carlos-tier pun.

How many daughterus do different monstergirl species have per pregnancy (or egg-laying season for harpies, arachne, crabgirls, etc.)? Would it be the normal human one pregnancy/one babby, as many as the species they're based on? Or something in-between to represent fecundity combined with a less zerg-y survival strategy/having to take longer (decades rather than a year or two) to raise offspring?

>>386185

>>386184

That's called "hypoactive sexual desire disorder." Reading further into it, "asexuality" doesn't even mean an absence of a sex drive, it could even mean the person just doesn't tell other people he or she wants to fuck. A fag could just go home and jack off to porn because he's too afraid to get into an actual relationship, and that would technically still be asexuality. Don't acknowledge this bullshit.

>>386188

>>386189

And don't samefag.

>>386194

How the fuck can you samefag when there are id's? I was just continuing my thought.

>>386194

>stuff about being asexual

I don't really care enough to spend time reading about it.

>>386195

Newfags not realizing there are IDs or IP swapper forgot to swap IPs.

>>386196

In short: it's not a thing, and saying it is a thing only furthers tumblr into society.

>>386181

>>386194

Asexuality as a sexuality is not being sexually attracted to neither men or woman due to literal brain problems.

Asexual as in "I feel sexually attracted to people, but I don't fuck" is just tumblr speak.

>>386203

Technically yes, however those cases are likely so far and few between that its own 'normal' title as "asexual" seems unnecessary, and is currently conflated with tumblrfags. "HSDD" strikes me as a much better indicator of actual cases.

>>386206

Homosexuality is rare, ironically even amongst "homosexuals", yet there's a term for it.

I think asexuality is better because it fits with the other three and fuck letting retards subvert the language.

>>386208

HSDD actually highlights such a case as an actual disorder, forcing fags who are "asexual" to denote whether or not they actually have a mental problem. A swap in terms also makes it easier to identify tumblr users for using an ambiguous term.

I hate ceding cultural territory, but the bonus of actually highlighting mental illness to the public is worth exchanging in my opinion.

>>386210

>HSDD actually highlights such a case as an actual disorder, forcing fags who are "asexual" to denote whether or not they actually have a mental problem.

But the same is true for pretty much anything other than heterosexuality and social bisexuality, saying it's different for asexuality implies it's not the case for fags.

>I hate ceding cultural territory, but the bonus of actually highlighting mental illness to the public is worth exchanging in my opinion.

I rather just use the correct term and explain/correct fags. I get your point, but I'm just stubborn.

What monster girl, in your opinion, is underappreciated? For me, I think we need more Mad Hatters. Women who are subtly mad, and have a great sense of style.

>>386212

>But the same is true for pretty much anything other than heterosexuality and social bisexuality

The difference is that the DSM does not depict asexuality as being normal, and becomes a weak point for the gay community as modern (((psychology))) doesn't even back it up. Gays have a whole slew of problems, but they can be tackled once the pendulum swings and aspects of sexuality can be talked about in a negative fashion to the public again.

>I rather just use the correct term

But HSDD ''is" the correct term, just scientifically recognized.

I'd like to see the fags slip HSDD into their LGTBQ2S bullshit, but they just gave up anyways.

>>386216

More on topic, wendigos can be pretty cute.

Would wonderlands be different depending on where they or their entrance are located?

I know the standard version is the English version. What would a German one be like for example? Russian? French? Spanish? Hell, how about a Japanese version of wonderland if it's not Gensokyo already?

>>386193

Probably the last one. I’d figure that a werewolf or something would have twins as a norm.

Mammals usually have as many nipples as their normal maximum litter size. Any mg that has 3 or more kids better invest in bottles unless we add extra sets of nipples, which imo is a little heretical.

Do kikis listen to hardbass while they work?

>>386330

If they do, kiks would then completely surpass shogs

>>386193

My head artillery dictates the following:

All MG's are K selection, and similar to human pregnancy. All births are viviparous, only those IRL freaks the platypus and notsnek echidnae are egg laying mammals. There's also a bunch of autism surrounding the type of MG vs. ease of getting pregnant but won't go on about that.

>>386345

>Missing the part where I say "My head artillery dictates"

Is Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen on hiatus?

>>386344

Using your head artillery too much will result in blown minds.

What are regular goblins' opinion on redcaps?

>>386483

the schnoz gobo fears the redcap.

>>386483

theyre creepy

>>386483

They probably feel at least a little uncomfortable with them. I mean, goblins are fairly social and friendly, while redcaps are strong and usually in a state of raging lust. Redcaps are like that weird loner in slasher films who you just know is going to try to murder everyone if someone sets them off.

What monstergirl can i be cynical with?

I need someone to share my toxicity with.

>>386610

How about an oomukade? They're plenty toxic.

>>386612

Eldritch horrors aren't my thing. But they are really cute.

>>386611

>'tism centipede

I'm afraid of bugs in real life and they both get recommended lel.

>>385517

>You'd be shocked how many social anxieties are fixed by the simple knowledge that you deserve love.

How exactly does that work? I can't seem to understand.

>>386216

Crabman's Matango needs more love

#NotAllMatango

>>386262

>twins for those that normally have litters

Yeah, that's where I'm leaning in most cases

>would need extra nipples

Probably, but some animals have successfully raised a litter numbering greater than their nipples (not counting humans since we can cheat with our smarts and tool use), and a lot of mamono would probably be smart and organized enough to hot-rack them.

>extra nipples are heretical

Extra tiddies are I think, not sure about extra nipples

>>386344

After reading all this, mine atm is that single birth among Foxgirls and Holstaurs would be uncommon since they're associated so much with fertility and motherliness, also since there was mention of it in a manga and a greentext, respectively (may have been Beardicus, idr). Also possibly Danuki since the huge balls are often translated to huge tiddies, and Manticores since the mofucores look small enough for two tiddies to nourish a fair amount of. Cheshires, Kobolds, Hellhounds and most egg-layers I'd think of as have 1 to 4 per litter/clutch.

>>386345

>Word of God

Good, that's as I thought and also would mean that I can headcanon Lamias and Arachnae as not being in the poorhouse from so many mouths to feed and/or source of a Soylent Green-style Malthusian crash as long as either sons or the Demon Lord eventually allowing them are canon

How would different monster girls react if the guy they were interested in committed suicide before they could get in a relationship with him?

>>386816

God fucking damnit robot how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, a monster girl will love you. If your autism kiks in before band you she'll get a lich to bring you back.

>>386816

Undead girls are a thing anon, not even the cold embrace of death will save you from a monster's [MEATY WHACK]

>>386824

Except the monster is the one getting the [MEATY WHACK]

>>386935

Maybe, though I think you automatically close your eyes when you sneeze.

>>386939

It isn't impossible to keep your eyes open while sneezing. And a quick google says that you blink because the nose and eyelids are connect with some nerves. This connection probably doesn't exist on her eyestalks, so she may just end up firing off in random directions with several different beams from said eyestalks.

Just discovered this board some hours ago, and I'm really getting into it.

But there is something that's been bothering me a bit.

What does DoTR stand for? Day of the R…?

What's the lore behind it?

Everything else is pretty easy to understand, it's just that one thing that I can't get out of my head.

>>386945

it is defined as “lurk moar and stop being a pathetic creature.”

>>386953

>>386955

Should newfag bullies be faster than the guy spoon-feeding? Cause when I was one, it kinda killed the whole effect and made them look like annoying retards.

>>386945

The Day of the Rope, from William Pierce's The Turner Diaries.

Honestly a LARPtier book, but it does convey Pierce's views well enough

would /monster/ object to worldbuilding of aliens (that are humanlike, but not exactly typical monstergirls) who have both males and females among the species?

>>386990

Monsterboys are permitted, but only so long as they are not given too strong of a focus in the story. How much different are the males from humans?

>>386990

This >>386991

There's been stories with monsterboys in the setting before, and /monster/ liked them. Just have the main males be human and you should be fine.

>>386991

>>386993

The main character will absolutely be human- but the humans in this setting have a small but significant physical alteration due to the planet they're on. They somehow have grown a limb on their tailbone that can be shaped by their own will, less like actual changeling shapeshifting, more like a limb made out of metaphysical, mentally controlled play-dough. This is the only physiological alteration that humanity has undergone on the setting's planet.

The aliens are physiologically different in certain ways, but otherwise similar to humans both as males and females. One species of alien is nocturnal and has strong eyesight and hearing, the other lives in the day like humans do, and has extra-perceptive sense of feeling and smell.

>>386997

I figured I'd ask, because this tends to tread the a certain line on /monster/ and I'd ask before I dump something and get shat on or crossing a line.

>>386986

I know the fucking book. I know the fucking term too. I just didn't think about switching Rope to Rape cuz I'm a big dumb.

Why is NTR considered bad again?

I mean, it sucks to get cucked, but should you be doing the cucking?

After all, the world is cuck or be cucked.

Everyone is supposed to cuck the other guy while being ready to violently kill anyone who'd try to cuck them.

>>387157

Low tier bait unironically kill yourself.

>>387168

Kill yourself you immoral piece of shit

>>387168

You are human garbage

>>384657

thank you for giving me a perfect argument against a few of my tard friends

Let's monster girls became real and more prevalent in society.

How do you politely tell them to piss off and leave you alone because you gave up on the idea of having a waifu or romantic love?

Maybe a guy just wants to go do his job without any bullshit, then come back home to knock down some whiskey, stuff his face, and play vidya without some cunt trying to latch onto him.

>inb4 alp

Without sucking dick. The guy in question would rather shoot gays.

>>387199

>>>/suicide/

Hope this helps. :^)

>>387199

Consider visiting your local order recruitment center

>>387199

Dont let your misery get in the way of fantasy

How would rat/skaven girls act, I would assume they are a harem species but can't think of more besides that.

>>387213

I am in the middle of writing a ~6k word pastebin detailing shit like clans, inventions, mutations/subspecies, the Horned Rat, behaviour and society of MGE style skaven.

Unfortunately I got lazy 80% of the way through and it's been sitting in limbo for a few months.

>>387215

You focus-write man thing.

>>386997

Is this appendage vital to the plot/characters? You might be able to get away with it, but it sounds like it may be treading onto territory which will have mixed reactions from the board.

What's the point of stuff like "waifus" or "love"?

I don't really get it.

>>387228

If you can't understand the concept of love there's no reconciling the rest of it. You're brain is to damaged to try and explain it in depth.

If a man had his brain scanned and uploaded into a machine, would the machine become a monstergirl?

>>387231

It's got a brain dick so no

>>387228

Love is the romanticized form of pair/mate/pack-bonding, a social evolutionary adaptation which incentivizes the mating pair and/or pack to form a union which provides a better/safer environment for raising any offspring produced, thus raising the offspring's chances to succeed and reproduce further.

A waifu is the the further idealized concept of a such bonded mate often found in the fantasies of those who found reality lacking when compared to the romantic ideal they were raised to expect and/or desire.

>>387220

>>387174

I see this probably won't fly with /monster/ if I call people with these kinds of appendages "Humans,". Alright then, I suppose I needed a catalyst to go from this concept to something more appropriate for the setting of this world anyway. To be honest, the concept of humans altered this way felt rather half-baked with no where else to go with it, so thank you for pushing me to the right path.

Here's my new idea of humanity's alteration:

>Human children have been metaphysically "taught" to control a magical force by the local deity of this planet.

>The manipulation of this energy is as instinctual as if moving a hand or finger.

>This force is heavily physical in nature, it can be worked out like a muscle, but it also is demanding on the user's body.

>In-universe, it has many names, but the local aliens call it "The Mists".

>The aliens cannot directly access this force on their own, but they can use it through alchemically engineered tools and devices.

I've been doing mostly writings for this world in the form of in-universe-logs, but I really want to make this universe into a video game. My biggest problem is myself, and my itch to do other things instead of this project.By Mother Reitia's grace, I will get my shit together and make this game.

>>387206

But what if it turns out that niggers count as monsters?

>>387314

Maybe they have waifus in hell.

>>387320

They hate violent sadists not the act of murder, if you fight to defend your people a monster girl won't hate you. KC was basically say John Wayne gacey isn't getting a waifu.

>>387321

>defend your people

Kinda hard to justify that nowadays with how cucked most people are. Guess we'll go with killing people who cross you out of rage and hatred.

Then again, if some of us are never getting waifus no matter what due to who we are, then there's no real reason to care anymore, now is there? Everything is shit.

>>387322

It's sounds like your objective for asking was to be told you won't get a waifu out of some need to validate self pity. If you want to just post about how shit the world is this isn't really the place to do it.

>>387323

I just want to confirm that I would never get a waifu.

I want to be a sociopath since it's the most logical thing to be in this world now. Problem is that I still have stuff like emotion or a longing for love or feeling bad for wanting to be a sociopath in the way.

For fuck's sake. I'm a slav, a subhuman deserving of extermination. I'm not supposed to have stuff like emotion or love. It sucks when you hate your very identity.

>>387325

No white person legitimately thinks slave are subhuman. It's understandable to seek an escape from clown world it's probably why most of us are here. If you have given up and want to adapt to clown world instead of resisting it there's no point in the self pity fest. If you feel there's something wrong with your thoughts there's a waifu for that she's called a mindflayer. Long story short clown world sucks and no one likes robot posting it's tedious to deal with you asking us to validate your self hatred.

>>387325

>I'm a slave, subhuman.

You are the saviors of the right, you have either experienced the horrors of communism or heard it from your father. Hitler didn't think you were subhuman, you didn't submit. +10 badassery if your nation was part of the Warsaw pact of "friendship"

>>387325

At the rate you're going, you'll alp into an automaton. I'm might start calling you Ms. Robot from now on.

>>387359

>fed

Is there somethig you're not telling us?