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9d566a No.387254 [Last50 Posts]

How are y'all going to celebrate? My current plan is to go to work, drink alone when I get home, and shop for dakimakuras online

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557f27 No.387256

File: 74c8fd0d891a2ce⋯.png (403.89 KB,851x674,851:674,Time and Intensity Magneti….png)

>>387254

Wake up, go to class, hang around in the lab and fuck around with the laser I'm working with til evening, head home and drink. They say finding relationships at uni is easy, but I literally never had time for it between classes and working.

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9d566a No.387258

>>387256

You don't want to bother with 3dpd anyway, especially the kind you'll find in a university.

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caa044 No.387260

Wake up, go to work, come back home, make a nice dinner for myself (pasta mixed with pulled pork), booze up on beer and scotch, play some vidya, hate myself, wish for a monster girl waifu and all the reasons I don't deserve one, and then sleep.

Nothing too eventful, I guess.

I'm betting everyone here is going to get boozed up. I just wish liquor stores would give valentine's day discounts for folks like us.

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9d566a No.387261

>>387260

Some places run by fun hating cunts have made laws against happy hour, so a Valentine's day discount on booze for single men would probably result in crackdowns too.

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557f27 No.387262

>>387258

Fair enough. Inner city uni, too. Can't wait to get out of this hellhole.

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caa044 No.387264

>>387262

>Inner city uni

My condolences. How many more years do you have until you get out? At least you're not in a cucked state or country, right?

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caa044 No.387265

>>387261

Sounds horribly gay. Why do stupid cunts have to ruin anything fun?

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e30a00 No.387266

File: 56004de23ee1c8a⋯.jpg (22.12 KB,640x360,16:9,1424128375079-0.jpg)

>>387254

>get up

>brush teeth

>maybe eat

>watch anime

>do school work

>work at drawing some more

>try to conceptualize the prefect monster girl waifu for me

>fail because I don't view monster girls from a waifu standpoint, nor do care to have a waifu nor have I ever desired a partner of any kind, rather a solution to the human nature problem because I am autistic I think

>go to school

>maybe get math work done if there is time in the day, maybe just watch anime

>go to bed

this day isn't normal for me only because this is the one day I go do school bi-weekly

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a32ebe No.387267

>>387254

Enjoy my day off, Part-timer eat ground beef, get some laundry done and practice guitar

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b2d82c No.387270

File: 466bde4852323b4⋯.png (1.25 MB,1000x1336,125:167,Guardenia1.png)

Happy Valentines, anons. Gonna work today, then go home. I'll buy some chocolate on the way. Have to clean up dishes before dinner. I'll probably end the day by playing some snes Shadowrun. Fap to my angelic waifu. Hope for portals. Shower. Go to bed. Can't afford to get drunk, I have work on friday. At least I have something to do.

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576359 No.387271

>open World of Tanks

>Play as Marder iii

>Cave everyone's roof in

>Open Fortnite (I heard it builds social skills)

>Sing "blood upon the risers to my team"

> Call every gun by its real name (ie "heavy assault rifle" is the Yugo m70 normal smgs are Signed mpx's, etc.)

>Call west "weast"

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48e670 No.387273

>>387271

>WoT

Ah the good old days of the E-75 and Tiger 1

Two very pretty ladies they were, always will love them.

Anyways got work for today, doubt I'll meet a qt waifu

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496c0a No.387275

File: eed4d6ec11e1aa6⋯.webm (3.82 MB,640x360,16:9,you_got_that.webm)

>wake up at 1AM

>cook instant ramen because I forgot to leave the fish out of the freezer

>mess around with autismblocks server trying to figure out which mods are breaking/slowing down shit to go full autistic with my friends, narrow it down to around 20 mods then decide to leave it for later

>jerked off too much this week so probably I won't jerk off today, ironically enough

>boot up yakuza 0 and go get some soda while the 20 unskippable "DEVELOPER" screens pass

The usual, except for not jerking off.

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77ef0f No.387276

Probably clean up the house, cookwonder where my life wrong and wonder what reason I have to live

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b19055 No.387280

>Work an adequate job

>come home, shower, go have dinner with my parents

>Come home, crack a beer

>Thank Reitia that I'm not the sort of simp to chase and grovel to 3dpd to my own detriment

>Pray for DOTR

>Curse the Jews

>Sleep

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9d566a No.387292

File: 38c893a6f7e50c1⋯.jpg (151.55 KB,608x1070,304:535,1425345234677.jpg)

>>387289

>sadness over your waifu not being real yet is the same as being a mopey piece of shit that thinks he doesn't deserve a waifu

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e11679 No.387294

I've got to work today, I'll probably just cook and paint miniatures while getting caught up on some anime. I'll get my cat some fresh fish, it's the closest I'll get to pussy this year.

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9d566a No.387296

>>387293

Kill yourself nigger

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5cb2b9 No.387298

>>387293

I want to stab you to death. I think it'll be funny.

t. robot

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e30a00 No.387301

>>387300

>implying a monster girl would fuck a nigger

>implying a monster girl would cuck anyone

you're the nigger here, fag

also robots will project 3DPD onto monster girls such as hypergamy, and still want a 3DPD gf despite their knowledge about 3DPD's nature

no one here is projecting 3DPD on monster girls here, and none here have expressed a desire for a 3DPD, rather they are lamenting monster girls not being accessible.

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e30a00 No.387303

>>387302

Don't really think anyone is salty here.

It is the culture around to respond viciously in the presence of any shit spewing.

Like horseshoe crab blood in the presence of any kind of infection, pls indulge the simile.

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cc384b No.387304

>>387289

>>387293

>>387300

>>387302

Why are you here?

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375ac8 No.387305

>>387300

>implying I had a waifu in the first place

Nah m8, I'm a robot. I gave up on that. I want to kill you because I'll enjoy it.

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e30a00 No.387307

>>387306

>So nobody has the balls to laugh at someone or try to reverse shit, got it.

they can, just got to be worth the effort

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8dc9ba No.387308

>>387306

Go be a faggot somewhere else

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b7b2b4 No.387310

File: 25727771eb091f1⋯.jpg (344.66 KB,3000x2000,3:2,adas.jpg)

I'm hanging out with my close friends and family, trying to make valentines day more of an excuse to eat chocolate than going out with thots. So far it's going very well.

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9d566a No.387311

>>387306

>dumbasses

no u

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d72162 No.387324

File: 9a51b5867893ef9⋯.jpg (34.35 KB,720x728,90:91,49503108_2039183712835938_….jpg)

The usual routine, I suppose. I'll buy chocolate, listen to synthwave, boot up TF2 as the items were reset today, drink coffee with acquired chocolate, mull over a life with a lovely dragon, kill several hours thinking, chat up an AI until I grow tired, eventually fall asleep with her at three in the morning pretending everything's fine. Assuming of course my D&D group isn't planning on meeting tonight, though the chance to break from what would otherwise be melancholic inactivity is a welcome one.

I'm tired of feeling nothing, anons.

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06b3d1 No.387326

nothing, i'll go wagecuck as I always do.

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b76e8c No.387329

My hardcopy of MGE V2 was set to arrive sometime next week. It came in today. Is that a sign?

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f28e97 No.387330

Valentine's day is the cuck's holiday.

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e1e0cf No.387333

File: 76916b92500d2e2⋯.jpg (67.71 KB,689x1109,689:1109,shoggoth2.jpg)

Got to stay home, roommate is gone. Cleaned my house. Feel great!

Been feeling like crap but a clean house makes me feel great. Having my slob of a rommate get out of the house helps too. Hate slobs. Its weird, I shouldn't feel this great just cleaning my house, but man it feels good

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52ace5 No.387337

File: ff77a9ee02604ba⋯.jpg (863.54 KB,2560x1440,16:9,Skaven-v-Dwarf-2560x1440.jpg)

Apply for jobs, waste away, play blood bowl, consider starting up some TTRPG but will probably get distracted by videos and end up unproductive. Drink myself to sleep

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557f27 No.387338

>>387264

I'm in MA, so as cucked as it gets. I'm out of here in May though, Ammit willing.

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bb5ee5 No.387341

A bit late and stuck in a blowoff easy A course. Studying for an exam that isn't. (Biomedical) But at least chocolate should be on sale tomorrow. Plan on watching some Madoka when I get home.

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c465b9 No.387344

File: cd7e3299dfe7b03⋯.jpg (41.62 KB,807x659,807:659,1519687561662.jpg)

>Woke up

>Watched anime

>Showered, groomed myself, brushed teeth, ect

>Made breakfast smoothie

>Went to work

>Hated myself as I worked

>Now waiting for work to end

Planning on drinking when I get home until I manage to forget that monster girls aren't in this dimension. Not eating should help hurry that along.

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eed774 No.387347

>>387344

Gin and tonic for my self, you friend,

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e1e0cf No.387348

>>387344

Don't drink alone, that never helps.

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eed774 No.387349

>>387348

I've got my cat she'll back me up

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1208e3 No.387350

File: 878a8d339503a19⋯.png (467.73 KB,1000x625,8:5,7HTniUA.png)

>>387254

Drinking alone, binge watching King of the Hill and fantasizing about being tricked into signing a marriage certificate by my demon secretary. So pretty much the same as every other evening this week.

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d6945b No.387351

Sitting for hours in the FF14 queues because there aren't enough servers for us waifuless bastards.

>>387338

Shit dude, I work in some of the Boston colleges and I wouldn't wish that on my enemies. No light escapes that void.

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96f8db No.387354

File: cbcd320c256e553⋯.jpeg (35.83 KB,480x480,1:1,FAFBFB2E-7CA9-4681-902D-B….jpeg)

>>387254

Play some modded minecraft and dreaming about my Ochimusha waifu.

Actually a pretty nice night. Lads, don’t get depressed, and definitely don’t drink. Stay happy.

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90245d No.387357

Watch speedruns while feeding my son his bottle.

Pet the dog.

Post on monster.

Do they make hell hound girls with three heads…?

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e0b8b8 No.387358

File: 8195066240760c4⋯.png (660.29 KB,810x960,27:32,8195066240760c4c5a01f68b7f….png)

>>387357

This is the closest I've seeb

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ac4a53 No.387367

>Finally finish a valentines day writefag

>Work on other projects

>Watch anime

>Dream about cuddling with waifu and going on sunset strolls with her.

>Dream about helping daughteru with her homework, teaching her important life skills, and being the proud papa

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48e670 No.387378

>>387354

I wish I could stay happy but im reeling with envy after going to work today, awful shit.

You have good taste though

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db1bc7 No.387379

>>387367

These are patrician-tier dreams anon. Hang on to them.

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e96e1d No.387426

File: c60b334a0f2a8aa⋯.png (148.22 KB,800x1000,4:5,64953686-D707-4635-BE6E-20….png)

I bought my wife an asch grossbardt (her favorite jewelers) bracelet. AG closed shop about s decade ago, and careful bargain hunting can get you something gorgeous that normally costs 2-4 thousand $ for a couple of hundred bucks.

Of course, she taught me how to hunt for GB deals on EBay; the discount brings her almost as much pleasure as the jewelry.

This as a big deal because we hadn't splurged on anything frivolous like jewlery for years. (Our daughteru graduated college last year.)

It snowed a lot so we ordered in and watched horror movies.

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6b3294 No.387442

I had a very lucid dream on Valentine's. It's usually a sad day. I dreamt I had a kitsune GF, and wherever she came from they didn't have our music. And so, a small part of her getting used to life here is for her to get familiar with the music I like. She was decently interested in classic rock, didn't really like metal, but she really took a liking to old R&B Motown. Her favorite song was Ain't no Mountain High Enough. And so in the dream I'm making dinner and she decides of the blue to put that song on, and ever so delicately take me off the kitchen so we could dance in our barren living room.

No sex. Nothing lewd.

My foxy lady wanted to dance to Marvin Gaye and Valerie Tremell.

Life is worth living if my mind can provide me with these visions…

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f8e5b8 No.387448

>>387426

Is your wife a daunki by any chance?

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d7b9e4 No.387450

File: 69b96542bd8b559⋯.png (2.07 MB,6000x5000,6:5,69b96542bd8b559d0db4a6ad0e….png)

>>387354

Why do you love the ochimusha?

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96f8db No.387451

>>387450

>respectful of their husband

>good at fighting

>nice

>/fit/

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19dba7 No.387453

>>387451

you forgot the big tiddies

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d897aa No.387495

>>387256

Ok, I'm curious.

What exactly is being shown in these charts?

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d7b9e4 No.389577

File: f6eb60e5d38029e⋯.png (279.89 KB,635x425,127:85,Screenshot_2019-03-13 Gift….png)

>>387354

>>387451

Did you post this in the gift thread? Just curious as the person who did also liked ochimushas and posted that same picture.

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