e94146 No.389686
Alright,lets move onto a game called scenes from a hat.
Y`all know the rules, anyways,here are a few examples of what you can expect on tonights show:
sidenote: someone pls draw r63 drew carey as minotaur behind a desk
Mentally handicapped mamono lord (ooga booga dicks good)
mushroom soup but with raging mushrooms
alp at a gay bar
hellhound security at a male only prison
things a kikimora should never talk about
main god phonecall logs
bad times to run away
A zombies 200 IQ moment
things elderly people shouldnt be doing
inappropriate things to say while raising a glass
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118a80 No.389701
>alp at a gay bar
I'm in the wroooong house.
>bad times to run away
Honey, I'm pregnant.
>Son, we have to talk.
>Mentally handicapped mamono lord
My kind of communism has never been tried!
>inappropriate things to say while raising a glass
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in honor of my brother and his wife's marriage. Now, as a paladin-
>main god phonecall logs
Hello, police? I'd like to report a crime. Yes, I saw a straight couple today. Holding hands!
>Ma'am, you've got to stop calling us. It's not a crime being straight.
I'M A FEMINIST!
>things a kikimora should never talk about
I wonder what anal sex is like.
>hellhound security at a male only prison
God, I hate niggers.
>mushroom soup but with raging mushrooms
>Meaty_whack.jpg
Here's one for the others
>A feminist introduce a succubus to her political beliefs
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63a8c2 No.389705
>>389686
>hellhound security at a male only prison
"Oh no, I dropped the soap!"
"Ma'am please, you're the guard."
>things elderly people shouldnt be doing
"Ara ara, what a nice kid, don't worry, I can look after him."
>inappropriate things to say while raising a glass
"To my firetruck of a husband, who just last night filled an entire glass of these with cum."
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0c46e8 No.389717
>someone pls draw r63 drew carey as minotaur behind a desk
Why a minotaur? Is there some sort of Whose Line lore I don't know about?
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b18cb6 No.389720
>>389717
Well I think the guy is saying he looks kinda like a minotaur i sure do see the resemblance with the guy in the photo
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a15d1b No.389728
>>389686
>Mentally handicapped mamono lord
"Hey kids, want some rape?!"
>alp at a gay bar
"You know why you're here"
>hellhound security at a male only prison
"I can smell that you're the local bitch"
>things a kikimora should never talk about
"This time I get to make the mess, master~"
>main god phonecalls logs
"Is your refrigerator running? Then you better go purify it at your local church!"
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49eb72 No.389753
>inappropriate things to say while raising a glass
Alright, I just need two female volunteers please!
<Things you'd say to your car but not your automaton
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92f344 No.389754
>>389753
"I'll check YOUR engine you piece of crap!"
"Why is your transmission broken again? You are no king tiger"
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40d1bd No.389772
>>389686
>hellhound security at a male only prison
“Anything else to report, Jenkins?”
>”uh, yessir, it appears that the recidivism rate of prisoners at Rapemann’s penitentiary has declined rapidly in the past month. Down 100% it says.”
“Jesus Christ! What are they doing down there to get those rates down so far?!”
>”Well sir, according to a survey conducted of the prisoners where they were asked what would be stopping them from repeating their crimes, the most common answer was ‘pussy too good’.”
Alternatively:
<Hey inmate! You have a conjugal visit scheduled.
>What? That doesn’t make sense, I’m single!
<Well duh, that’s what the conjugal visit is for. Now get on the bed, big boy~
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40d1bd No.389774
>Bad times to run away
When a buff, almost shirtless Hinezumi tells you “you’re already raped.”
In the middle of a duel with a lizardman.
When you realize that Red Oni’s Sake was a bit stronger than you expected.
When a hellhound asks “who just called me a nigger?”
Literally any moment between getting captured by a mermaid and being married to her.
When your Jinko childhood friend is in heat and you’re at risk of activating her hunting instincts.
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e94146 No.389833
>>389720
Yeah basically that.
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b18cb6 No.389844
>>389833
I'd love to see a minotaur in glasses
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63a8c2 No.389870
>>389833
>>389844
Checked.
Imagine calling her a nerd or a four eyes.
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cdb863 No.390221
>manticore who talks like a dr. seuss character
>bad billboard ads
>grandma remembers her youth
>a nightmare does weed
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92f344 No.390224
>>390221
>manticore who talks like a dr. seuss character
would you, could you on a dare? Make me pop out balls of hair?
Mofucores, so cute and bright.
Will fill heart up with delight!
>Bad billboard ads
Gremtech 2-ball gaming mice
Coming soon!
>Black Volga Girls' pickup lines.
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63a8c2 No.390229
>>390221
>>a nightmare does weed
"What if like, dreams aren't even real."
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cdb863 No.390236
>>390224
*russian accent*
<western spy, get in car we have unclassified KGB documents
inb4 selling state secrets for dick
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600ec9 No.390237
>>390236
>*russian accent*
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cdb863 No.390241
>>390237
Ok den.
Vodkanigger noises*
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f87819 No.390249
>>389686
>Things a kikimora should never talk about
That one time I swept dust under the rug instead of vacuuming it up
>Inappropriate things to say wile raising a glass
>Lock eyes with the Kitsune across the table
This glass isn't the only thing being raised
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f87819 No.390252
>>390221
>manticore who talks like Dr Zeuss character
Please don't flee
or play dead and be a bore
I just want to rape you
cause I'm a manticore
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b18cb6 No.390254
>>390221
>bad billboard ads
alp vacums sucking, so you don't have to
>the edgiest monster girl
the anti lilim
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33b732 No.390286
>>389686
>Inappropriate things to say when raising a glass
“Here’s to everyone who took the antidote for the Manticore Venom in this Wine!”
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f87819 No.390287
>>390286
>venom
>being affected when drinking
oof
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