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e94146 No.389686

Alright,lets move onto a game called scenes from a hat.

Y`all know the rules, anyways,here are a few examples of what you can expect on tonights show:

sidenote: someone pls draw r63 drew carey as minotaur behind a desk

Mentally handicapped mamono lord (ooga booga dicks good)

mushroom soup but with raging mushrooms

alp at a gay bar

hellhound security at a male only prison

things a kikimora should never talk about

main god phonecall logs

bad times to run away

A zombies 200 IQ moment

things elderly people shouldnt be doing

inappropriate things to say while raising a glass

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118a80 No.389701

>alp at a gay bar

I'm in the wroooong house.

>bad times to run away

Honey, I'm pregnant.

>Son, we have to talk.

>Mentally handicapped mamono lord

My kind of communism has never been tried!

>inappropriate things to say while raising a glass

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in honor of my brother and his wife's marriage. Now, as a paladin-

>main god phonecall logs

Hello, police? I'd like to report a crime. Yes, I saw a straight couple today. Holding hands!

>Ma'am, you've got to stop calling us. It's not a crime being straight.

I'M A FEMINIST!

>things a kikimora should never talk about

I wonder what anal sex is like.

>hellhound security at a male only prison

God, I hate niggers.

>mushroom soup but with raging mushrooms

>Meaty_whack.jpg

Here's one for the others

>A feminist introduce a succubus to her political beliefs

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63a8c2 No.389705

>>389686

>hellhound security at a male only prison

"Oh no, I dropped the soap!"

"Ma'am please, you're the guard."

>things elderly people shouldnt be doing

"Ara ara, what a nice kid, don't worry, I can look after him."

>inappropriate things to say while raising a glass

"To my firetruck of a husband, who just last night filled an entire glass of these with cum."

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0c46e8 No.389717

>someone pls draw r63 drew carey as minotaur behind a desk

Why a minotaur? Is there some sort of Whose Line lore I don't know about?

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b18cb6 No.389720

>>389717

Well I think the guy is saying he looks kinda like a minotaur i sure do see the resemblance with the guy in the photo

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a15d1b No.389728

>>389686

>Mentally handicapped mamono lord

"Hey kids, want some rape?!"

>alp at a gay bar

"You know why you're here"

>hellhound security at a male only prison

"I can smell that you're the local bitch"

>things a kikimora should never talk about

"This time I get to make the mess, master~"

>main god phonecalls logs

"Is your refrigerator running? Then you better go purify it at your local church!"

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49eb72 No.389753

>inappropriate things to say while raising a glass

Alright, I just need two female volunteers please!

<Things you'd say to your car but not your automaton

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92f344 No.389754

>>389753

"I'll check YOUR engine you piece of crap!"

"Why is your transmission broken again? You are no king tiger"

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40d1bd No.389772

>>389686

>hellhound security at a male only prison

“Anything else to report, Jenkins?”

>”uh, yessir, it appears that the recidivism rate of prisoners at Rapemann’s penitentiary has declined rapidly in the past month. Down 100% it says.”

“Jesus Christ! What are they doing down there to get those rates down so far?!”

>”Well sir, according to a survey conducted of the prisoners where they were asked what would be stopping them from repeating their crimes, the most common answer was ‘pussy too good’.”

Alternatively:

<Hey inmate! You have a conjugal visit scheduled.

>What? That doesn’t make sense, I’m single!

<Well duh, that’s what the conjugal visit is for. Now get on the bed, big boy~

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40d1bd No.389774

>Bad times to run away

When a buff, almost shirtless Hinezumi tells you “you’re already raped.”

In the middle of a duel with a lizardman.

When you realize that Red Oni’s Sake was a bit stronger than you expected.

When a hellhound asks “who just called me a nigger?”

Literally any moment between getting captured by a mermaid and being married to her.

When your Jinko childhood friend is in heat and you’re at risk of activating her hunting instincts.

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e94146 No.389833

>>389720

Yeah basically that.

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b18cb6 No.389844

>>389833

I'd love to see a minotaur in glasses

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63a8c2 No.389870

>>389833

>>389844

Checked.

Imagine calling her a nerd or a four eyes.

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cdb863 No.390221

>manticore who talks like a dr. seuss character

>bad billboard ads

>grandma remembers her youth

>a nightmare does weed

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92f344 No.390224

>>390221

>manticore who talks like a dr. seuss character

would you, could you on a dare? Make me pop out balls of hair?

Mofucores, so cute and bright.

Will fill heart up with delight!

>Bad billboard ads

Gremtech 2-ball gaming mice

Coming soon!

>Black Volga Girls' pickup lines.

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63a8c2 No.390229

>>390221

>>a nightmare does weed

"What if like, dreams aren't even real."

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cdb863 No.390236

>>390224

*russian accent*

<western spy, get in car we have unclassified KGB documents

inb4 selling state secrets for dick

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600ec9 No.390237

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>>390236

>*russian accent*

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cdb863 No.390241

>>390237

Ok den.

Vodkanigger noises*

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f87819 No.390249

>>389686

>Things a kikimora should never talk about

That one time I swept dust under the rug instead of vacuuming it up

>Inappropriate things to say wile raising a glass

>Lock eyes with the Kitsune across the table

This glass isn't the only thing being raised

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f87819 No.390252

>>390221

>manticore who talks like Dr Zeuss character

Please don't flee

or play dead and be a bore

I just want to rape you

cause I'm a manticore

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b18cb6 No.390254

>>390221

>bad billboard ads

alp vacums sucking, so you don't have to

>the edgiest monster girl

the anti lilim

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33b732 No.390286

>>389686

>Inappropriate things to say when raising a glass

“Here’s to everyone who took the antidote for the Manticore Venom in this Wine!”

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f87819 No.390287

>>390286

>venom

>being affected when drinking

oof

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