/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>385735

>MGE is how dealt with the pain of being cucked

>make a setting with porn of non-human women where getting cucked is physically and metaphysically impossible

A true martyr.

>>385735

Everything makes sense now.

>>385547 (OP)

So does she have hands?

This is kind of an umi osho situation

>>385772

It looks to me that She s wearing some sort of transparent suit.

>>385673

>it is often the case that they will keep clinging to the husband while continuing to hold his penis inside refusing to let go.

>Their vagina seizes the penis like a slime mold, and the scattered spored cause the penis to swell inside so that once inserted, it cannot easily be removed.

Basically becomes a mushroom version of a Jubjub, nice.

>>385547 (OP)

>myconid

when's mu spore?

>>385827

>Basically becomes a mushroom version of a Jubjub, nice.

imagine a mushroom version of a Humoty Egg, haha.

>>385875

Mushrooms work as an omelette topping, don't they? Is it possible for many mamonos to fuse together into one omelette girl?

>>385889

Humpty Dumpty's are egg girls

We have a mushroom girl, however we don't have a cheese waifu.

>>385893

We do have sausage girls, though. And for cheese you could use a holstaurus.

>>385895

Traps aren't allowed, newfag.

>>385896

I think he meant a literal sausage girl like from the food girl thread.

>>385895

Technically, most girls are made of meat.

>>385899

Either this is worse than vore, or our dirty minds turned off for a minute.

>>385899

I mean I guess you're not wrong.

What do you fucks prefer? Thigh meat? Breast meat? Round steak? White meat? Dark meat? Lean?

>>385967

penis meat for me.

>>385986

Do not give this alp any cocks.

>>385987

Come on, bro. Where are you hiding that meat?

>>385990

This girl can marry me if she gives me a handjob.

>>385899

Well, your not wrong. But, wow. This really just came out of the left field.

I feel like it'd be pretty traumatic for someone experiencing one of these for the first time.

>in the woods gathering herbs or something

>see a small girl in the distance

>she immediately starts running you down in a dead sprint

>can withstand a sword, hitting her will inevitably result in spores to the face

>can literally only run and even then it's a losing battle since monster stamina

>forced to give her womb a cum bath after running from her until you're completely exhausted

>wake up after the deed is done, try to get away from her

>dick is stuck

I like this one a lot more than the normal matango.

>>386002

She might be better off against slash weapons, she could be vulnerable to blunt or piercing weapons.

>>386005

Eh, piercing maybe, probably not blunt stuff. The entry mentions that her body's soft and elastic, and the main way she scatters her spores are via impact. Hitting her with something like a hammer would probably end up doing more good than harm.

>piercing attacks generally work better on mgs anyway

>>385997

>polymorph

Uhhhh…

>One cannot change into whatever form she pleases using this spell. The caster's looks basically remain the same, but her monster traits are swapped with human traits, for instance: inhuman skin color changes to be the same color as human skin, parts that humans don't have such as horns, tail, etc. are hidden, the monstrous lower half changes into human legs, and so on. Despite the assumption of a human appearance, superhuman beauty and charm is retained, spells including “seduction spell” can be used, as well as a monster's special characteristics, so she can seduce human men no problem; however, the “anthropomorphosis spell” will break should the caster receive intense pleasure or ecstasy unless she has an extremely high aptitude for the spell or is a skilled caster. Thus, it's basically impossible to maintain this spell while engaged in copulation with a man, and even just being head patted by a man results in so much ecstasy that it may sometimes cause the ears, tail, etc. to inadvertently appear, but being in such a situation means that she's already charmed the man and stolen his heart, or that she's already brought him back to her bedroom and become physically intimate with him, or maybe even that they're already right in the middle of sex, so in such cases, it usually isn't a problem since the man would have already been made to taste the pleasure of the monster's body firsthand. In fact, if anything, revealing one's true form from human form mostly enthralls a man's heart even more as the lewd, bewitching, devilish charm of a monster is in full force in her original form, and the transformation accentuates it.

>>386010

>Despite the assumption of a human appearance, superhuman beauty and charm is retained

Can you really say you're doing a good job fitting in when you're still 100/10 compared to eveyone else? There's no way a man with a monster wife could enter a human settlement and not be under threat of the murderous envy of its inhabitants.

>>386995

Do you think they can take off the cap on their head?

Or that if it's cut off it will grow back?

>>387013

Married monsters use seduction spell to reduce their attractiveness to other men, so his wife would probably look like shit to everyone.

>>387024

It would be extremely painful

>>387035

She's a big girl.

>>387433

for you

>>387630

There needs to be a lot more pics of monster girls stroking their man's chin.

>>387875

This looks like a horror movie scene. The guy is hiding when the myconid slowly pops around the corner. The two make eye contact in a stunned brief second before she loudly starts ‘peep’ing at him to signal the other mushrooms.

>>385899

I need to webm that clip from happy souls to succintly state my message: "You phrase that really weird… but I know what you're exactly talking about."

>>387892

>Myconid peeping and flapping her floppy arms at someone

>A horde of other Myconids swarm the area, only to do the exact same thing and surround him peeping and gently flapping at him

>The only way to get them to stop is to headpat all of them