Impending divorce (or worse) at work Pathfinder group, not sure how best to handle things or escape the blast radius...
>monthly Pathfinder game with coworkers and wives, even some other family
>close knit, calm, chill, enjoyable game that a coworker's wife runs
>Coworker (we'll call him Dave) and his wife (Blob) have issues
>BAD issues related to Blob's weight, poor health, refusal to work out or change her diet
>wasn't like this before, got into tabletop and her health declined as she got absorbed in making these games for us
>Dave's self-esteem is critically low like he made Charisma his dump stat, only reason he stays with her really
>All of Dave's characters are the opposite, wish fulfillment and shit
>Blob, as DM, makes a lot of "homely" shall we say women in her game
>spends time describing how the rural communities we visit are not filled with attractive women because they work hard labor in the dirt and don't have makeup and gain weight to protect themselves against famine, all fairly believable stuff
>nobles are also fat though because they can afford to be fat, ugly but hide it with makeup
>monsters are ugly too, there are no attractive people in this campaign who are not PCs
>finally, after years, Blob introduces an attractive Naga (Yuanti? Not sure, snake person) NPC because Naga are supposed to be seductive and shit, describes her as being very hot because its part of a poorly concealed plot to seduce a party member
>Dave takes the bait like his testicles would explode if he didn't
>Blob is unsettled with his fervor but continues unabated
>Dave's charming Rogue character obviously attempts to fuck the snake
>Dave's character is married in game but he says the Naga is so hot he'll do it anyways as a promiscuous rogue that he is
>Blob is MORE visibly upset, continues on Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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