Sup /tg/. One of the people at my table died while trying to pull off a harebrained scheme to discover the location of a magic item. Also, dumb character death thread in general.
>D&D 5e run on Storm King's Thunder
>Our DM asks players what magic items player's want to eventually receive because the whole group, including him, are relatively new to D&D
>That and he's just lazy
>One of our players wanted the Wand of Wonder
>A bit of info on his character
>Half-elf wild magic sorcerer in his mid to late hundreds named Sir Brimsley Duffledord III
>Usually portrayed as a senile old man, a spell slinging version of Rick Sanchez, or both
>Wanted to get his hands on the Wand of Wonder so he could get even more lolsorandumb magic on top of his wild magic
>The party reaches Luskin while pursuing the dwarven criminal Forky McFuckface or whatever his name was
>DM mentions that while we're in the market place there, we see several fancily hooded men interspersed among the crowd
>Look like the kind of guys who would know a lot about magic; archmages or some shit
>Brimsley decides to test this by shouting at the top of his lungs "Everyone who isn't an archmage is super gay!"
>Everyone in the crowd except for the hooded fellows seems offended
>Archmage detected.wav
>This is where Brimsley comes up with his brilliant plan
>He approaches the archmage and uses persuasion to convince the archmage he's a woman and seduce him
>Bear in mind his character is an old ass man who's made no attempt to alter his appearance, no polymorph or disguises or anything
>Archmage somehow is convinced
>They go off to a private room to fuck
>DM says that the archmage is gonna top
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