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Chaos is getting a new dex with the ettera already included. Plus they're getting several new units and a new CSM box. With Abby getting a make-over maybe he will be less of an armless failure and actually win for once!
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No.421208
>>421167
But aaanon, can you really blame someone for injecting their musclegrill femdom fetish into the game and lore?
yes you can. This is the same shit that turned me off X-piratez.
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No.421228
For the reroll tactic in 8th edition, does it allow you to reroll two dice when charging, or only one of the dice. Someone was telling me that you can reroll two dice when charging as shown by some faq.
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No.421229
>>421228
In wh40k 8e? You can use stratagem to reroll one dice and some stuff allows you to reroll failed charges(both dice only, cant reroll only one), like Icon of Wrath.
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No.421230
>>421044
The best thing about age of sigmar is the running joke of people describing their flesh eater courts as noble paladins, questing knights and heroic kings and watching one brettonian player get butthurt about it. Its cheap and its a lazy meme but it hasn't gotten old yet.
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No.421235
>>421208
Inserting any sort of sexual fetishism in any medium should be punishable.
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No.421247
>>421235
I'd allow it if it's some monkey's paw Slaaneshi type, pain is pleasure, corruption shit.
>I want hot babes to want me
>Okay, here's a legion of women on fire whose touch will melt your skin , also they want your dick
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No.421262
>>421230
We already lost our entire army why must you mock us too
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No.421324
>>421262
Because its the lowest effort memeshit and still wobbles jhonnies even at the FLGS
>Hey guys look at my paladin king on his noble pegasi
>Slams Abhorrent Ghoul King on Terroghiest on table
>Boy friend that sure is impressive, you can feel his regal aura
>Yeah man thats a paladin doing the lords work, can't imagine what brave, heroic knights work under him
>I bet his queen is a fair and gentle beauty of whom bards sing of from coast to coast!
>The whole time the brettonian player is flaring his nostrils and trying not to go full on AKCHUWALLEE because he knows we are doing it on purpose, he knows if he rises to it we get what we want and he knows we know that he knows.
Its the best irl shitposting since Legion of the Damned deep strike support bullshit or the death guard armies of 100 plague zombies and typhus from back in't day of the 13th black crusade.
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No.421366
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No.421367
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>>421366
>not watching it in 4k
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No.421368
>>421366
I was just making a webm for this, but you went faster than me.
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No.421370
>>421366
>>421367
How does he do it?
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No.421372
>>419605
Contrast paints are just washes rebranded. >>419623
Some fags claim airbrushing is cheating. I think most of their problem is faggots with airbrushes don't use them properly and everything ends up looking shit and out of scale. It doesn't fit the model size but every problems a nail when you have a hammer.
>>419679
I have an airbrush and I don't like models painted with them mostly. They're fine for painting something large 28mm doesn't fit airbrushing for anything but a base coat. It's a fine tool for large models and for getting blends which are nearly impossible other wise. They were originally made for making 2D drawings look 3D with photo realistic blending. The people using them today don't have 1% of the skill the original users did. And I'm no exception.
Airbrushing and hand brushing should probably be in different categories in painting contests though. Completely different skill sets.
>>420940
Same reason MTG isn't dead. Faggots are loyal to the brand no matter what it does. But remember we're in a nerd bubble now. It's going to pop and then GW will be hit hard by alienating people.
>>421035
Xurious is a complete faggot who hangs around on homosexual alt right discords (not a meme, he actually does). It's obvious why he's banned and whining about it.
<What poz is GW pushing these days?
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No.421383
>>421367
>>421366
Okay, obviously psykers. But are they Astartes? They seem about the same height. So why would they be out of their armor? Unless their some sort of psyker-automaton??
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No.421392
>>421383
They are obviously Sigmarines who fell in with a group of rogue guardsmen after finding themselves transported to the 41st millennium. Their “psyker” powers are just residual winds of magic.
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No.421397
>>421366
>>421367
>only powers are a force field and hold enemy
pretty weak tbh. don't they at least have smite?
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No.421414
>>421383
>>421397
I'm not so sure they're psykers. That tech and their designs were uniform, their powers equal. I'd say either dark mechanicus electro-priests, or far flung survivors of the Olamic Quietude. Very little about them seemed 'chaosy' to me unless they were tip top tier, and their performance speaks to otherwise on that.
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No.421416
>>421230
It's not just a meme anymore, it's practically canon. From the few minutes i bothered to spend glossing over the lore part of their codex, they describe the main subfaction just like that. They even have Fleur de lis on the floors of the new scenery kit.
>>421247
I mean, if it's part of a plot concerning degenerate hedonists and such, that's one thing, but then it's part of that plot and not something that's just "inserted" into the pristine cavities of a otherwise virgin product.
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No.421425
>>421416
The long and short of it is Nagash cursed Ushoran, the original Strigoi, with unending madness for reasons unknown. Maybe he was the only end times survivor that didn't go with him as a henchman like the rest.
Then millenia later the stormcast accidentally let him out and his madness not only intensified but it was now contagious. He roams the land finding the ruined nations left in the wake of the battles that take place where after the evil forces of chaos and the noble forces of order fuck off and the peasants are left to starve.
Some he gives his blood, the others just become savages who catch his madness and see him as the god emperor and his vampires as noble knights not trogloditic monsters.
He then leaves and the stronger ones behind form a flesh eaters court and in time a royal family and infect the serfs with a weaker strain. They aren't dead but a basically mutants infected with death magic and madness.
Theres stories of things like slaaneshi cultists attacking a court and by the time they reach the king drop to their knees to weep as they caught the contagion thats stronger than chaos brainwashing and bow to their new king.
The thing is its hinting that this isn't actually Ushoran and never was, someone else took his name and survived the end times and the madness is a hint among others that its probably the Green Knight Gilles de Breton who was infected with the soul blight of vampirism during his fight with Mallobaude and he went mad, being the demi god he was now with insanity and the power of a vampire Nagash chained him up because he is also a force of order in his own fucked up way and an insane strigoi green knight was a competitor for dominance he didn't want to deal with.
Now "ushoran" roams the land "on a great quest for a prize" and has not been seen in centuries. But he is always attracted to the fallen kingdoms that intended or not imitate brettonia. Theres an example of horse riding knights in the realm of metal or fire that got caught in a massive magical snow storm they were not trained for, they ate their horses, their boots and then their serfs and as they turned on each other Ushoran found them and they became the 'Crypt Haunter Courtiers which are counted as 'knights above knights'.
Its pretty interesting but also one of those things that seem absurdely OP since they aren't undead but insane humans with impossible regeneration for the most part outside the royal families.
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No.421433
>>421416
>It’s not just a meme anymore.
It’s a part of the lore meant to allude to the squatted factions, but not actually resolve what happened to them. It’s the same as one of the new Black Library books revealing that Settra is now a Stormcast leading his own Stormhost with a grudge against Nagash. In fact, the Sigmarines seem to be a favorite dumping ground for old characters at least in the fluff. Karl Franz, Gelt, Settra, just say they’re stormcast now and leave it at that.
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No.421436
>>421433
>Settra is now a Stormcast
Oh wow, I though that was just someone joking because of the sigmarine models in the ads for the new Egyptian-ish terrain. I guess that means TKs are never coming back then.
Have to wonder how people even find out about this though, how many people read the books anyway, five or so?
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No.421438
I think the Bretonnians have had a really bad time tbh.
Originally I remember them as the Agincourt-era chivalric knights with heavy king arthur influence. then, they got semi-reinvented as these crazy warmongering retards who oppressed muh inbred peasants. now they're mindless beast vampires.
I can't help but think that someone resents the concept of noble knights in WHFB. You could say that they were too noblebright, but fantasy was never really as grimdark as 40k.
>>421433
>Settra is now a Stormcast leading his own Stormhost with a grudge against Nagash
wut
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No.421439
>>421383
>>421414
This is a universe of untold numbers of bio engineered soldiers and mutants. Notice one has a lack of a left arm and the other, missing a right eye. They wear facemasks and fullbody suits with a large cloak covering them. Likely hideous mutations underneath all of that. Doubt they are psykers, due to the tech on the back of their necks.
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No.421464
>>421438
> “In the Novel Hamilcar: Champion of the Gods there is a mention of a Lord Celestant Setrus of the Imperishables warrior chamber. It is said he has a special loathing for Nagash.”
From 1d4chan, a short visit to the GW webstore confirms that the book named does exist.
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No.421480
>>421414
The creator wrote a bit about these guys on Paymetons.
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No.421487
>>421480
Makes sense. Kind of reminds me of Crusaders. Old ass traditions with semi-unique tech.
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No.421499
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>>421438
The video game at least gave them the incarnation they deserved.
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No.421740
New Apocalypse has movement trays, d12's and "blast markers."
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No.421754
>>421740
>Blast markers
Maybe they realized that getting rid of templates was a bad idea.
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No.421756
>>421740
>age of sigmar gets free movement
>40k gets trays
DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER.
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No.421807
>>421754
>take it out
>put it back in
>take it out
>put it back in
JewDubs surely do follow the "fuck the customer" method.
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No.421959
Wow, we finally got a Atelier and 40k crossover, and it has the thiccest thighs in any Atelier yet.
I'm already calling the plot; at the end of the game when your Atelier is the best in the world due to unearthing a lot of ancient technology, an Explorator Ark from Mars lands and Reisalin becomes inducted as a leading Magi in the founding of the new Forge World.
In the final cutscene we see Reisalin awakening from a cryo-pod, her juicy thighs gently bouncing when her feet hit the floor, and a menial tells her that the forgeworld needs her ancient al-khemial arts once more, as the camera pans out through the layers of rockcrete to show the endless hordes of Orks besieging the hive.
>>421807
Well I guess this hobby is officially gay then. In-and-out action that can't ever result in a child, repeated out of blind addiction and only resulting in hemorrhaging money. Does that mean we can appropriate the pride shit?
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No.421970
>>421959
What crossover are you talking about anon?
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No.421974
>>421970
Re-read the title.
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No.422003
>>421754
Actually, I think its more like Epic 40k rather than putting templates back in. Shit, its practically 28mm Epic. Blast Markers, 5-man "movement trays," (bases) and smaller statlines.
>>421959
Even if that dosen't happen; someones gonna mod it to. it must be done
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No.422755
Scub marine tank rules and points.
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No.422857
>Grot army with some boyz and a trukk to fill out points
>Grot Megatank, 5 grot tanks, 3 killa kans, 2 big meks, 85 grots,11 boyz, 1 trukk
>Up against chaos army of Sorceror, 3 contemptors, and 3 discordants
>Managed to put a few wounds on 2 disconcordants
>Wipes out my army in one fucking shooting phase
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No.422888
>>422857
How the fuck is that even possible? Morale damage? Shenanigans? It must be shenanigans, there's no way he could have done that many wounds in one turn.
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No.422892
>>422888
Mortal wounds man. Some insane shit.
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No.422897
>>422892
How on earth do you do enough mortal wounds to chew through 85 grots, 3 killa kans, and 5 grot tanks in a single turn?
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No.422970
>GW had a record year in 2018, was in the top ten profit wise of British companies.
>Had enough left over to give all of their employees bonuses.
>Decide to enter the third quarter of 2019 by enacting a price hike on the Burger markets
>”Dark Eldar Scourges for $25? Khorne Berzerkers for $35? This cannot stand!” Cries GW. “Well bring the price up to snuff with the newer releases while not actually updating the models” they cry.
I honestly pray this is the straw that breaks the camels back, $35 for shitty old plastic cadians, mind you $35 is how much you used to pay for Scions, which will now be $40 for a pack of five. The really insulting ones are the Khorne Berzerkers, which are now $40 for ten outdated sculpts. Curiously, none of the Primaris shit is getting a price increase. Seriously, fuck GW.
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No.423054
>>422970
They really price hiked shit again?
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No.423143
>>423054
Announced it a few days ago. On a slightly related note, I just looked up how much Defilers cost after not buying one for almost a decade, and promptly lost my shit. Non-super vehicles should never cost more than $100. Hell, they should never be more than $70.
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No.423342
>>423054
>>422970
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oUgWoKEoyYZuMmYmsH9W_SKNvt7SisKp8SoPstlOs-w/edit#gid=0
Supposedlly this is the list of changes. Columb E is the new price. FW is also dropping a bunch of things. So far, they're trying to over-shadow these changes by offering up images of their new plastic sisters. If you still play any of the games, just go with recasts
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No.424298
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No.424473
>>423342
Update on the plastic sisters.
THEY FUCKED UP THE REPENTIA.
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No.424979
Hi all! Trisdekanon again, with a new project that I'd put aside for like a year and finally got around to finishing. I am proud to present Militarum Air-Mobile Chirurgical Hospices, or M.A.C.H., an Only War supplement about playing trauma surgeons behind the lines.
It features five new Specialties, and a detailed random table-based Chirurgery system that allows you to diagnose and treat anything from a sprained toe to a goddamn live bolter round embedded in someone's brain. Dead serious, this thing is fully 35% random tables. It's good shit.
Get it here:
https://mega.nz/#!7yAQjYxC!ddI48R7uFi4nQQo0JHJH9mYZsEJpbVCbSHjJ-buOSoM
or here:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/3qo6dljm454g9h1/M.A.C.H_0.1.pdf/file
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No.425572
I'm THIS close of making a Battle Mech/Mobile Suit joke here
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No.425773
The Youtube channel Astartes, which made the Astartes CGI shorts, have been hacked since some time, and Youtube havent done anything during all that time, at all.
AND NOW IT HAVE BEEN DELETED. ISNT YOUTUBE GREAT, ANONS?
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No.425893
>>422755
Meh. "Macro" incinerator? It doesn't require a titan or even superheavy tank hull (like Volcano cannon), it doesn't deserve "macro".
>>422897
+bad luck on exploding vehicles, maybe?
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