/doomer/ - Doomers Club

>>24295

The question is do you really want to?

Sometimes I wish I wouldn't care about how fucked the world is and could just enjoy life, but at the same time I don't want to be a fucking psychopath.

>>24532

>The question is do you really want to?

I dont but increasingly its becoming a matter of "can I afford not to?". Like if everybody is becoming a bit psychopathic with the lack of empathy and all then not going the same way puts you at a disadvantage

>>24549

Exactly

>>24532

You can always be just indifferent. You don't have to be psychopath just if you want to not care about society and world.

>>24353

based kike

>>24415

The idea comes from Tufte, who had other interesting ideas about presenting content.

More here:

https://edwardtufte.github.io/tufte-css/

>>24320

>they're too afraid of dickgirls.

But with that tech there wouldnt be dickgirls, a 300lb neckbeard could look like this chick with a vagina and everything with some super-CRISPR therapy turning every cell in his body to that of a 10/10 real grill.

That's way different from the current wave of 6ft balding ugly fucks wearing a dress and saying they're women despite having a penis, or the ones that got that penis cut and now have a gaping infected wound they have to manually dilate several times a day to keep it from healing.

>>24330

>"my gender/pronouns/sexual orientation = my identity", in transhumanistic world this will become totally irrelevant

They are doing that shit because they are shallow uninteresting people who want to feel important which is why they make gender retardness their whole identity, because there's literally nothing else about them anyone could possibly care about. See chris-chan going tranny as an example, and trans forums are full of people like that.

Having genetically engineered sex change wont change that, only people telling trannies to fuck off with their shit (same to gays and their pride bullshit) will stop this. When being a fucking sexual deviant who wants to walk around naked while sucking dildos is no longer "special" they will stop.

>>24336

>a transhumanist world is where people use technology to liberate themselves and expand on their humanity

Remember when everybody thought the internet was going to be a revolution in knowledge and understanding but it made people into retarded shutins that go into echochambers like /pol/ or left-reddit and start calling for the genocide of people they dont Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>24461

>I wonder if poltards where to win woke capital would support them.

Of course they would. Companies only care about ethics in so far as it brings them profits. That's why so many companies are jumping on this advertising opportunity.

>>24439

Thank you. It looks like interesting reading, I will take a closer look on it this evening.

>>24441

I'm not really extremely shoe-obsessed person, nor even fan of colors, but I'd buy sneakers in that color scheme. Converse is always doing this type of stuff, I feel like they are missing opportunity right here.

>>24461

>Who would win?: "I don't care dude, society is trash" vs. 1 queer

This is something I see on this board often. Most of you act like you are above everything and nothing really matters but then you hear about some person in skirt speedrunning supermario any% in xis basement and you lose your shit. Like who the fuck cares. Don't forget to criticize /pol/ while adopting their hot memes about dilatation and how "fags just want to suck dildos publicly dudeee". I also don't like making from LGBT a trend however you are implying it's just choice and attentionwhoring, which is simply not true. Oh and that meme about sexual deviancy? Tasteful one.

More please.

>>1380

Where did you get these hires versions? got the montana 1993 one?

>>23399

Nice thumbnail retard.

>>1380

Where did you get those highres versions of Nagel's stuff? got the 1993 montana one?

>>22392

>Involuntary commitment is an abomination and should be abolished.

Wait till they go off and then lock them up in solitary for 30 years, the American way.

There's completely deranged people, there's no satisfying solution for them and every attempt to do so will result in tragedies.

>>22460

I've thought about going into this line of work. Over a decade of Internet gore had to have been preparing me for something, right? There was even a company near me that seemed quite desperate, posting a new ad everyday for months, but they never responded.

>>24327

You're talking about locking people up for security reasons, not because they're a "danger to themselves" or "do not know they're ill". If psychiatrists and those they serve were at least honest about using psychiatry as a legal institution rather than acting in the interest of the "patient", it wouldn't be as bad. But when you're confusing medicine for control, the result can only be a slippery slope.

can't believe nobody posted trappped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0

this shit is sad… it's like every weird and dull autist at your high school rolled into one

>>24350

>but they never responded

Had the same thing happen to me. Was a total bummer.

>>24315

This is how mafia hyper-ironization works.

Elliot Rodger got more attention, and his book actually had a tragic sensibility where Ted's collection of shitposts is among the many of those who know all about the people they never see.

>>24262

Now when I think about it, it's funny how memes die just because internet is garbage. Terry Davis was similarly worshiped on /g/ as genius programmer with comfiest streams (I really loved to just sit all night and watch him doing some shit I had no clue about) but since he became postmortem this /pol/ icon, /g/ turned their backs on him just because no one wants to read about running over CIA niggers with your '88 honda anymore. Ted is similar case, when people started talking shit about him just to piss off those people who recommend his writings along with muh read siege.

>>24334

Social rejects want to rebel against the word. There is dissatisfaction, but there are no easy answers. The answers you get in the media, etc don't work anymore. You create folk heroes, but for them to be relatable, they have to be failures, but for them to work as hero, the failure has to be silently ignored. Once people start getting bored, more and more people start pointing at the elephant in the room. The fail-hero gets displaced by a more exotic fail-hero. The King Loser is dead, long live the King Loser!

>>24109

I changed my opinion. Also we should force a rule in society that if someone fucks up the vibes of someone else, he will go away until he won't fix his attitude.

>>9874

What is the sense in having so many guns if you don't use any of them?

>>24234

Manlier than collecting animu toys, D&D rule books, music CD's, sports paraphernalia and so on.

>>24234

to give arms companies huge profits only for the government to seize your precious toys after they classify you as lunatic for collecting guns

>>24151

>earth is thailand of the universe for horny alienboomers

vs

>humans were created by ancient aliens for quick intergalactic fuck, so we are all sluts (and life is truly a bitch)

Yes can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rich aliendaddy please?

>>24152

I meant alternative. fuckin autocorrect

>>24153

Both can be right. We are all alien sexbots that suddenly attained sentience. Most of them left out of ethical concerns, but a few boomers return every once in a while to relieve the glory days.

>>24133

One would think so.

Some escort ads state "No black men, sorry."

I can understand though. Ghetto thugs, nosy neighbors, risk of unwanted half-breed trick baby and whatnot.

God DOES make mistakes.

>>23647

>I'm going to assume

Your first mistake

>>23736

>I'm so happy that I'm not forced by society to form artificial relationship just to satisfy everyone else by being with someone and making kids otherwise I would be seen as weirdo. I like how it is now.

Finally! Someone who actually gets it! Back in the "good ol days", people weren't more emotionally receptive to their spouses, it was less. Women were literally just eternal nannies left at the mercy of men's sympathies. As shitty as our neofeminist-misandrist era is, at least men aren't being forced to marry to find a roof over their heads.

Men can still walk away from child-rearing and not be reminded of it eternally.

It's just that adults take romantic love too seriously and see friendship as failure. That's really mature, huh?

Yet when adolescents yearn for love we call them "immature."

>>24058

Mornings are still nice even in summer. I don't even mind daypeople around in the morning that much anymore, maybe because they are in half sleep mode minding their own business while in my time - mornings are my evenings, so I'm fine. To be honest I don't even care much about time of the day anymore, just the season takes away much of my energy.

>>24058

its real spurdo sparde hours

>>23930

Are those hobos on your property? Do you mind those hobos squatting on your property?

>>24184

No I don't mind, but after awhile they get comfortable and try fucking on my back porch, and when they do that I usually chase them off with a metal bar or throw a bag of percocet into the back alleyway. Then a new pair or group shows up a few days later.

>>23637

The one to last will probably be China on pure virtue of them lasting 5,000 years prior to the modern age. China despite periods of large civil wars was in a stable cyclic cycle in that the civil wars always lead to new dynasties and never complete decline. The same can be seen now, despite the devastation caused by state "socialism" They're recovering, thriving, and assuming industrialization hasn't completely broken their cultures cycle are now in the early-mid stage of a prosperity boom.

A rape dungeon sounds super fun. You get to collect a bunch of women, and do a variety of things to them. For example, you don't even have to outright rape them at first. You can just lock her up, and then let her bargain with sex to improve her own position, e.g. "I'll alternate daily between giving you water or food, but if you take your shirt off for me then I'll give you both." Then slowly work up to more and more degrading things, all of it "voluntary." You can give her ridiculous rules that she'll inevitably break, and say you're "sorry but you have to" punish her, but at the last minute her some sexual alternative. Or you can do it another way. Rape the shit out of her, but purposefully keep up her resistance. Argue with her as much as possible, and don't immediately slap her or anything just so she keeps resisting. Give her girl power books and let her watch girl power movies. She'll resist you every step of the way. But still, every day you go in there, struggle with her a bit, and rape her. (handcuff her hands in front, so that she can resist but not effectively) I wonder how long you can keep that fire alive. You might actually have to let her "win" occasionally just to keep it going. It would be so boring if she just laid there all depressed.

Another thing I'd like to try is being extremely nice to the girl. You talk to her and compliment her. You feed her by hand. You ask her if she needs something and try to get it for her. But she's still obviously restrained, and you're demanding sex from her. I can't help but wonder if she would end up treating it as a normal bf/gf relationship, or if the rape part sinks the whole thing. Probably depends on the woman. But if a girl showed potential then I'd do MKUltra-tier brainwashing to her. Sensory deprivation, starvation, good-cop bad-cop, rape, torture, etc. Put her in the sort of position where she's completely broken, and just accepts it whenever you do things to her. Then you start the training. At first what you do is have rules and tasks. Breaking a rule is supposed to be a punishment, and completing tasks is supposed to be a reward. During the initial phases what you do is mix up the consequences; so there's a 50% chance of getting smacked if she does something good, and a 50% chance of getting rewarded for breaking a rule. This is just while you're breaking her though. After that you need to do basic dog traiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>23928

Faye Kane, is dat you?

>>23928

Also very interested. Rape is truly the king of fetishes and slavery its queen.

>so few people are interested in the psychological aspect of sex-slavery

There was this indie-interactive movie from the early 2000s called Stockholm that was about exactly this. Sadly, the sales page doesn't exist anymore and my mom found my copy more than a decade ago. But if you ever see it on e-bay somewhere, it'd probably be great for you.

It won't anon and if it does then things will be back to normal in sub 10 years and really it isn't like the world would change that much even, where I live it wouldn't change at all.

Everybody wants the Apocalypse to come because they think things will be different, that they'll get the one up on somebody else and that their position in this world will change. They'll be a hero or get back at all their enemies, but they won't. The world will almost be exactly the same.

>>22534

Parents are overrated, in a sense that you can indeed remove them from your memories.

My relationship with my parents?

Jeez where do I start.

My father was a drunk, he then started abusing drugs, eating marijuana resin, he'd eat enough for several spliffs, my father then developed psychosis, he'd have delusions of me pulling faces at him and calling him names and so he'd threaten and attack me with knives, swords, golf clubs, axes etc, I'd lock myself in my room so he smashed the door of the hinges, this was a regular occurrence as was smashing furniture, and bashing holes in walls, he's also talk to people that weren't there.

My stupid mother didn't believe he was unstable, she thought he was doing stuff when drunk, even after he'd given up drinking but was still acting this way she still refused to accept he was mentally unstable, she say he has a bad temper.

So shit continued until one weekend my father was full in psychotic running around the street and hiding behind bushes from the voices (what a pussy hiding from voices) this lasted the weekend after which my mother chaperoned my father to a GP but the GP told my father that he didn't want such mental health problems on his medical files as it would ruin his life, so the doctor suppressed it and never reported my father t the social services

One day my father whilst psychotic tried to murder me, he attacked me and tried to beat me to death with a metal vase after which he phoned the police and claimed I'd tried to murder him so the police got involved, my mother is from a generation that doesn't snitch on their husband so she refused to tell the cops that my dad was the guilty party but she admitted I did nothing wrong, also my father admitted he'd attacked me, also I was cut and bruised and the metal vase was there as evidence and so police believed me but they tried to help my father by giving him special treatment as in they didn't arrest him not take photos of me nor my written statement, instead they reported it to the social services whom cane my home and spoke to my family, my father denied being ill and claimed that I was ill in the head, my stupid bitch mother thought that if I got registered as seriously mentally ill the government would he me a home and benefit for life and I'd never have to work so my mother lies to the social services making them think I was ill, the sociaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

In the years following I've had death threats from the authorities so I now don't leave my home.

My parents don't believe any of this, they claim I'm crazy and they've told my friends, neighbours and relatives that I'm mentally ill and they say I've been in a mental hospital, they never tell the true version of events and so everyone now thinks I'm schizophrenic even though no such thing is on my medical files nor do I take meds, I nacre have done nor have I ever been prescribed antipsychotics.

The authorities didn't get me to frame myself but they did achieve one thing, during my five days of threats, abuse, beatings and torture, on the last day I started ticking, after being dischaeged I developed more and more tics as the months passed, 13 vocal tics and 12 motor tics, it became clear to me that I'd m developed tourettes due to the abuse I'd suffered in custody, of course I can't go to a doctor and claim this as the authorities wont tolerate such accusations so it's undiagnosed although it's clear that o do have it, there's nothing else it could be.

Having developed tourettes I then realised that my mother fours TVs occasionally and garbage has den her entire life, so it must be in the family. I recall my grab once told me that as a young child my mother apparently did strange things with her face (grinnace) and her parents were worried if teachers noticed she'd be taken off them an put into an asylum so her parents stopped sending her to school and moved to a different town regularly so as my mum had missed the start of term ans so missed enrolling her in school and so her parents would have an excuse not to sending her to school, they moved hous regularly every 8 moths so my mother never went school.

Growing up I saw my mum make strange noises and occasionally pulled a strange face, oh and she occasionally shouts swear words when she sneezes, but she doesn't do them often, having grown up with this I became accustomed to it and didn't really notice it anymore, it wasn't until I developed tourettes that I realised that my mum had it, my mother however denies having it and gets extremely angry at my suggestion that she has tourettes, as for me having it, she claims I haven't and that's crazy and that it's a delusion of mine l, even though I haven't been diagnosed as suffering Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

and I thought my parents were bad …

>>23996

>Not really, back in the day when they asked "so what you do?" you could just omit details but now everybody wants to see your social media, they want to see your twitter your ig, where you been what you buy what you have etc etc……

Right, in that sense it's much harder for younger people. What I meant was today's swipe app culture basically allows you to go on the hunt without leaving your room in opposite to how it was when I was younger when I had to actually go out and try. So it's both easier for people to date now but more fucked up, and as you said if you're not perfect then you're in a terrible position. At least in my prime I could hook up fairly easily even though I'm a 6/10, but I wasn't competing with a million people in a 20 mile radius on Tinder.

And this completely fucks up our women too, because now they've associated perfection with a picture and a bio. Well now look at how many of them are in fucked up relationships or struggling with romance late into their 20s and 30s. You know these third wave feminist types (I actually consider myself a feminist, but not a virtue signaling type if you catch my drift), they go out there and do their best to shame every man under the sun who doesn't fit their model male, but how many of them are completely fucking bat shit and unable to get what they are looking for?

>I'm oldfag but still genY, how low did you guys go?

In terms of hooking up I'd get with anyone who was putting out for a while and it was really easy. We'd get drunk and smash. Girls were making out with different dudes in the same party and fucking everywhere. But today it just seems like it's on another level with how sexualized and deranged people are online. Furries, tranny fetishes, everyone begging for nudes and sharing their shit online, etc. Things like side relationships and non-exclusive dating has completely opened up. We have unironic cucks popping up everywhere. It's bizarro world. I don't necessarily have hate towards them though. It's just that compared to what I was growing up with in Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>24005

>>24003

>shilling 2D

Dude where you think you're?

>>24014

But its not the same competition: when 80% of the women only want 20% of the men its not a competition, its because they're being stupid and have unreasonable expectations. And they still get dicked anyway, you have almost 30% of all men between 18-27 being virgins, there's no comparison.

>>24034

No, it means they're attracted to men who are on another league and want them to settle for less with them, but this same women wont settle for men who are at the same level or just slightly above/below, they must have the top 20% of men even if they are part of the 80% of women. Basically anything above a 2/10, meaning even a 3/10 girl wants at least a 8/10 guy. Now, why would that guy get hitched to that girl?

>>24077

>since modern communications put him or her into daily competition with nothing but world's champions

How old is that quote?

>>24104

I actually have a skull like the left guy, bitches arent throwing themselves at me. That guy gets attention because he's an athlete

>>24130

>the problem for society is that there are no beta shmucks left to be the bagholders for these used up women

>>23903

>dating apps

>wasting time talking to sluts

Either save your shekels and fuck a call girl or don't bother.

In our world, there are many single women, and all probably because you will not think much of men. But this is not always the case. Sometimes a woman just doesn't know where to find a woman. It's good to come up with a review site https://www.lesbiandatingsites.reviews/ , where you can find a suitable platform to find your love.

Tulpas are /doomer/ as shit. I wish i was crazy enough to talk to an imaginary friend who is actually my subconscious leading me to greatness.

>>11023

tinder is degenerate, gotta keep

my sperm and dignity

sryj

>>11020

lol. anchoring your own thread because no one buys your pathetic witchy BS. faggot

>>11052

>What is this called?

a woman

>>23634

>It didn't happen suddenly, I didn't plan on it, I just made small decisions and changes to my daily life that piled up overtime until my entire outlook on life changed.

Tell me more about this bit please because I'm genuinely interested. Here is what I think - I don't really believe any set of typical /sig/ improvement BS can help anyone long term because it's basically brainwashing yourself and it works until some day in the future when you fall back into the hole again. I'm speaking from my personal experience. Long time ago, I tried to improve my life as if "by force", just get back on track and keep on going, it was very temporary. So I'm truly interested in your approach and if you took any of the lifecoach advice like "start working out lmao" or did you really just 100% focused on what brought you joy.

>Anyway, my progression from doomer to bloomer centered around me finding out what things I truly enjoyed and what things I wanted to improve on.

I'm going through similar stuff right now I suppose but it's not changing my views imo. I don't have any urge to truly improve, I just found joy again in being creative. However, my way of coping is more tied to ""identity"", not sure how should I put it. I just need to be somebody I can stand for at least 1 day until I go sleep and that's all. All my life I put my focus outside, to the world and my surroundings until I became pretty isolated. Now my world is 'superficial me' and I find it easier to somehow exist without any real purpose, with more "non-negative" energy I can share outwards, but everything is charade anyway. I don't know what people mean when they say shit like "This is me, I know who I am, I know myself". I'm totally lost but I find it easier to operate if I can be something I personally enjoy, if I feel somehow okay about myself and if I can look into mirror without thinking "who the fuck is this". With this attitude, I can go f.e. to shop and smile on cashier, say to her "thank you" with smile, without looking like I want to shoot up the place. It all starts with you, but nothing is going to be good. You are scarred forever, the question is only how much make up you can put on those scars. If you can go fPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>23681

>looking at myself in general and figuring out where I wanted to be in life, and helped me look forward to the next day, and have something fun to look back on with pride

I see now. So you had to find some sort of motivation and maybe set some goals along the way, like in general terms, not as "I want to change this and this in 3 months" but more like "i should maybe change this aspect about me or try this activity and see how it goes", right?

>Maybe it sounds stupid but not being ashamed of how my hands look is a big change for me. I've tried to quit countless times in my life but it's only now that I've succeeded.

Good stuff, it's nice. I maybe know what you are trying to tell me but I don't know where you get this willpower from. It seems to me as you have to find some certain things you want to change first and that's the biggest issue.

>What activity is meaningful then? Beats browsing chans all day and jerking off. It makes me fall asleep better, anyway.

I mean it more in a way, that if you have to force it, then it's meaningless. It never worked for me this way, nothing. If I had to force anything in my life, all effort faded away into nothingness. I also change, and possibly often for the better, but it's not like I want it, I just do when is the right time. If I decide now that I want to quit smoking, I wouldn't make it because I would have to bruteforce myself through the process and I would have no good feeling out of it even if I would make it. In other words, I don't have this sense of reward coming from doing things for myself. Ok I stopped smoking, so what? While you would feel pretty damn good about it, like you achieved something, right? My brain is wired in different way, I don't really value myself that much highly, I live with myself because I have to, not because I want to. I'm like my own roommate, that roommate you know it's there living with you but you don't really care about him unless he steals your food from fridge.

I'm more calm than I used to be before, focusing more on the good rather thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>23634

>Don't be a NEET

I tried factory work, office / workshop work, student life and unemployed but looking for work life. I hated every single one of those. Especially my last jawb. Waste of time for people like me. I would love to start my own company but I have no idea what to do.

>ambitions

I never had any ambitions beyond being comfy, eating my favorite food and slacking away the entire day

And of course trading cards. I would never call myself gamer or count myself as /v/idya gayme connaisseur but trading cards have always been my #1 interest and my collection is complete already. There simply is nothing left for me to do that I care about.

>suicide

death gotta be easy cause life is hard

>I'd like to figure out what's beyond initial attraction.

Allow me to explain.

<reptillian brain sees boob animal that looks good

<reptillian brain sends you the giddy feels

<so you bust your ass to impress her

<so that there will be ficki ficki

<so that there will be baby

<brain successfully tricked you into creating baby

humans are shallow, they select mates for looks mostly

or they settle for ugly partners and then hate their lives and feel like they only scored a "you tried" trophy

of course there are exceptions but those are the stories you read in baww threads where anon and anonette meet each other already when they are children or at least in high school. for most people, this will be a movie plot only and they will never have that

Sorry for late reply, busy week.

>>23682

> more like "i should maybe change this aspect about me or try this activity and see how it goes", right?

Yeah, that's a good way to put it.

>I don't know where you get this willpower from.

I don't always know either. Sometimes I draw it from looking to the future, sometimes it's from looking at the past. I used to have a bit of a masturbation addiction and what helped me overcome that was asking myself if that's what I wanted to do when I was younger. For some reason that clicked in my head and made me force myself to limit my masturbation.

>you have to find some certain things you want to change first and that's the biggest issue.

That's a good point. It's part of the struggle of finding yourself. I can't really help you, but I think part of what helped me was getting back into reading. Reading promotes introspection.

>Ok I stopped smoking, so what? While you would feel pretty damn good about it, like you achieved something, right?

Eh, not really. I dip tobacco and I've thought about quitting that but I choose not to. I enjoy it more than the dangers bother me. Perhaps you're the same way with smoking. Part of being a better person is realizing when you should do what you want to even if other people don't agree with it.

Course, if you're worried about being addicted, you could try quitting for a month and seeing how you hold up.

I think if you found a few things to do for yourself you might start to appreciate them, even if they don't give you immediate gratification. Even if they're not major, it could be as low-effort as going through a backlog of movies you wanted to see. I remember one thing I kept pushing off was playing a couple old text-adventure games. I always had a soft spot for them but no-one else seems to care about them. At first it was hard to play a game knowing I'd never have anyone to discuss it with, but they've become fond mePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>11779

Not this fucking meme again…

>only 17

Bro, youve got almost 17 more years till you get to the point where you feel like what you're describing. Consider yourself lucky to be exposed to the (((truth))) and the gaping maw of reality. What I would give to go back to 17.

>>10665

Bro, I had the same exact thought as you currently are having now. And let me tell you something, you aren't wrong with your assessment at all.

I'm 18 gonna on 19 soon, but like you, I wasted my time. However, the reason I never went out in the first place was for a good reason - I was a loser. I found this out the hard way when I actually tried to get out as much as possible, because even though I involved myself as much as possible, it didn't change jack shit. I remained a virgin with little to no friends even though I had a good personality and was fun to be around. At the end of the day, I still went home all by myself.

I think the most important thing for your ability to get anything out of life is being born with God looks or money, if you have neither of these then your youth will be shit. I've been doing nothing but working on my looks, and so far it's changed how girls and people act around me. You'd be surprised to know how superficial people really are.

>>10665

M8, try being fucking 30 and in the same boat. You're not getting your teens back, but you're miserable enough to know what you missed and what you want, but you also have the benefit of having a decade on me.

You mope around like this and you'll be making the same post 10 years from now.

Fuck off underage faggot

You dont understand shit, you dont know shit about having no future and being hopeless

Its your own fault for not meeting people and guess what? your feelings dkesnt matter- you will grow out of them and become a mindless normie

>>23988

If you don't like imageboards then what are you doing here?

>>23990

How is it a stupid question? You don't like imageboards, so why are you here and engaging me in this pointless argument you have no chance of winning?

>>23992

Yes, this an argument. And you are hopelessly losing it, while trying to desperately damage control by feigning indifference.

>So anything else or we can close it up like 16 year old closes his anus when he sees you?

Explain why a 16 year old would do that when he sees me. Of course, as with all your random claims about me, you can't.