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Most precious years of our lives are gone and now we clinch to alcoholism

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File: 7cefda6b6f41e34⋯.jpg (80.52 KB,637x830,637:830,Screenshot_20190330-020921….jpg)

 No.17046

How to make suicide look like an accident?

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 No.17048

File: 8ed09494db9059f⋯.jpg (81.14 KB,622x595,622:595,29o1a4.jpg)

>>17046

Hang yourself with your dick out so that they'll think its another autoerotic asphyxiation attempt gone wrong

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 No.17049

File: 09463f3d002b3fd⋯.jpg (80 KB,900x532,225:133,ae85.jpg)

>>17046

I ain't no expert but you should probably get into your car (you're murican so you probably have one) and stomp the fuck out of that throttle till you hit something with high speed. Also don't fasten your seatbelts and try hitting something that won't sue your family after 'an accident'

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 No.17055

use cop.

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 No.17065

>>17046

Confuse the salt with the rat poison.

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 No.17070

The thing that scares me the most about dying is honestly what my family finds after i'm gone, it's the reason i'm constantly deleting every single search i do on any browser and i've been starting to delete my accounts on social media or other sites, i don't want the last thing my mother sees about me is the fucked up porn i've masturbated to.

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 No.17072

>>17046

I researched this idea as well.

My best conclusion was to make your death look like some grilling accident

>oh gawd, how horrible

>he was camping on a mountain

>he had a barbecue for dinner

>then he must have been freezing in his tent so he took the grill inside for the warmth

>then the monoxyde killed him

>what a horrible accident

>>17070

I also thought about this for a long time. My problem is that I don't want my body to be found. I want insects, animals and worms to take care of me during the summer months. For browsing history. I have been using a VPN since 2011. I doubt they will know how unhappy I was with the world.

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 No.17089

>>17072

>grilling accident

Hey, that's a good idea. Dying peacefully after a nice BBQ. I'll keep it in mind.

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 No.17096

It is my planned final chapter but honestly I should rather get a gun. It would be much easier because I sure as fuck won't be carrying BBQ equipment into a forest.

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 No.17101

>>17089

Especially if your last words are "I just wanna grill, for God's sake"

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 No.17107

>>17070

Destroy your devices before you an hero. If they would find some ideological connections, no matter how ridiculous, they would portray you as something you were not and that would bother me more than if my family finds something. Shame will vanish and people will remember the good but once they replace your identity post mortem your memory is cursed forever.

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 No.17109

>>17107

I'm probably a mystery to most of my family, anyways, I don't think anyone other than maybe my mother knows me well, they are pretty apolitical so if they found any symbolism they would brush it off, they are very religious on the other hand.

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 No.17114

>>17109

I meant more media. I have no trust in them. They can even from dead girl who killed herself make serial bloodthristy school shooter. They will find one day dead boy in forest and make from him monster because he watched /pol/ memes on youtube and the whole world will say "bless God, that nazi is dead, it's better that he is gone". And forever you will be remembered as evil nazi who probably had plans to genocide niggers, nobody except few ones on some obscure imageboard will dig up your case and try to find any meaningful info about you. In best case scenario you would be just gone, but I don't have trust that media are not capable of using anything to boost their agenda, I just don't trust them they would never do it, I can't be sure.

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 No.17157

start streaming or recording a video

say youre gonna do le epic stunt

inhale propane light a match

act like your gonna exhale the propane into the match for cool fire trick

inhale instead "by accident"

die

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 No.17216

File: 1760c3d05f698d8⋯.jpg (61.45 KB,640x687,640:687,1550607143080.jpg)

>>17046

Just put some banana peels on the top of the roof or close to some very long stairs and nobody will even consider an attempted suicide.

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 No.17274

>>17114

Forever remembered. That's generous.

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 No.19484

sailing or camping. just pick one up and once you git gud take a weeklong trip and either jump off a dangerous path or sail into a storm and jump off. if youre on a mountain just get high as fuck beforehand, if at sea od heavily on opiates so you dont feel the drowning.

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 No.19485

>>17055

this. im guessing you have some fucked up political convictions so join a group that supports what you hate and act like youve been radicalized by them when you shoot up a mall.

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 No.24661

>>19485

Just join Antifa and/or LARP a mooslime so you can get away with rape and murder.

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 No.24702

>caring about what people will think about you even after you are not even here in this realm anymore

You retards are fucking retarded and pathetic tbh.

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 No.24741

>>24702

>you are not even here in this realm anymore

How do you know?

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 No.24755

>>17046

Exit bag + note that you are a pedo and that you cant hold it anymore and are doing it as a mercy for all the children youd otherwise molested and that by removing yourself from this world you are making it a better place

Optionaly plant cp on your computer to make it seem more legit

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 No.24757

>>24755

Perhaps you need to re-czech OP, because you seem to have missed the "accident" part.

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 No.24765

>>24757

Well its not exactly an accident but will work well enough for the only purpose op would want advice on the matter

At least i hope, op needs to come back and confirm

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 No.24786

>>24702

>caring about what people will think about you even after you are not even here in this realm anymore

>You retards are fucking retarded and pathetic tbh.

Not all of us are hearless assholes. Just because we aren't here doesn't mean we don't care about how our loved ones will process the loss and the fallout. This includes financial shit first and foremost btw.

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 No.24825

>>17046

uh ross perot died today. (pic in OP i think) who posted this?

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 No.24827

File: 336bd823250acd9⋯.png (385.59 KB,1373x939,1373:939,ross perot reverse image s….png)

File: 7be9b63c492f133⋯.png (555.45 KB,1881x887,1881:887,OP on doomer ross perot.png)

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 No.24829

File: 77c82b05c2db3ee⋯.jpg (17.48 KB,251x241,251:241,lmaolebron.jpg)

>>24827

posting in a legendary thread holy shit…

Really makes me think.

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 No.24830

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.24833

File: ff15450e3c4800b⋯.webm (9.25 MB,1280x720,16:9,sos.webm)

>>17046

Nice work 47

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 No.24834

>>24827

>>24825

Was it a suicide?

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 No.24835

File: 5d6728795bce3ae⋯.jpg (747.62 KB,1024x718,512:359,Robert.jpg)

>>17046

goodbye ross. I'm sorry you didn't win, I get why you decided on an-hero. I'm really sorry.

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 No.24865

>>24825

BO needs to show the other posts by OP so we can get to the bottom of this.

BO

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 No.24866

File: df3dc463b8a6f76⋯.png (268.41 KB,437x598,19:26,suzuka smirk snide smile e….png)

>>24865

If you want BO just lift your arms.

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 No.24872

>>24865

He made that one post only so there is nothing to show.

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 No.24886

>>24834

Leukemia apparently

Playing the long game huh

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 No.24888

>>17046

Don't do it anon, if you seriously want to play with your live start speeding like crazy. (not in the city just on the highway) Sooner or later you will die.

If you seriously want to die experiment with crazy drugs like DMT and shit like that. I mean it's over for you anyway maybe you will turn into a new age lunatic and have something to live for.

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 No.24889

>>17046

Doomer Swedes tend to look at their phones while they step out in front of a train.

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