No.17046
How to make suicide look like an accident?
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No.17048
>>17046
Hang yourself with your dick out so that they'll think its another autoerotic asphyxiation attempt gone wrong
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No.17049
>>17046
I ain't no expert but you should probably get into your car (you're murican so you probably have one) and stomp the fuck out of that throttle till you hit something with high speed. Also don't fasten your seatbelts and try hitting something that won't sue your family after 'an accident'
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No.17055
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No.17065
>>17046
Confuse the salt with the rat poison.
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No.17070
The thing that scares me the most about dying is honestly what my family finds after i'm gone, it's the reason i'm constantly deleting every single search i do on any browser and i've been starting to delete my accounts on social media or other sites, i don't want the last thing my mother sees about me is the fucked up porn i've masturbated to.
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No.17072
>>17046
I researched this idea as well.
My best conclusion was to make your death look like some grilling accident
>oh gawd, how horrible
>he was camping on a mountain
>he had a barbecue for dinner
>then he must have been freezing in his tent so he took the grill inside for the warmth
>then the monoxyde killed him
>what a horrible accident
>>17070
I also thought about this for a long time. My problem is that I don't want my body to be found. I want insects, animals and worms to take care of me during the summer months. For browsing history. I have been using a VPN since 2011. I doubt they will know how unhappy I was with the world.
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No.17089
>>17072
>grilling accident
Hey, that's a good idea. Dying peacefully after a nice BBQ. I'll keep it in mind.
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No.17096
It is my planned final chapter but honestly I should rather get a gun. It would be much easier because I sure as fuck won't be carrying BBQ equipment into a forest.
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No.17101
>>17089
Especially if your last words are "I just wanna grill, for God's sake"
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No.17107
>>17070
Destroy your devices before you an hero. If they would find some ideological connections, no matter how ridiculous, they would portray you as something you were not and that would bother me more than if my family finds something. Shame will vanish and people will remember the good but once they replace your identity post mortem your memory is cursed forever.
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No.17109
>>17107
I'm probably a mystery to most of my family, anyways, I don't think anyone other than maybe my mother knows me well, they are pretty apolitical so if they found any symbolism they would brush it off, they are very religious on the other hand.
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No.17114
>>17109
I meant more media. I have no trust in them. They can even from dead girl who killed herself make serial bloodthristy school shooter. They will find one day dead boy in forest and make from him monster because he watched /pol/ memes on youtube and the whole world will say "bless God, that nazi is dead, it's better that he is gone". And forever you will be remembered as evil nazi who probably had plans to genocide niggers, nobody except few ones on some obscure imageboard will dig up your case and try to find any meaningful info about you. In best case scenario you would be just gone, but I don't have trust that media are not capable of using anything to boost their agenda, I just don't trust them they would never do it, I can't be sure.
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No.17157
start streaming or recording a video
say youre gonna do le epic stunt
inhale propane light a match
act like your gonna exhale the propane into the match for cool fire trick
inhale instead "by accident"
die
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No.17216
>>17046
Just put some banana peels on the top of the roof or close to some very long stairs and nobody will even consider an attempted suicide.
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No.17274
>>17114
Forever remembered. That's generous.
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No.19484
sailing or camping. just pick one up and once you git gud take a weeklong trip and either jump off a dangerous path or sail into a storm and jump off. if youre on a mountain just get high as fuck beforehand, if at sea od heavily on opiates so you dont feel the drowning.
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No.19485
>>17055
this. im guessing you have some fucked up political convictions so join a group that supports what you hate and act like youve been radicalized by them when you shoot up a mall.
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No.24661
>>19485
Just join Antifa and/or LARP a mooslime so you can get away with rape and murder.
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No.24702
>caring about what people will think about you even after you are not even here in this realm anymore
You retards are fucking retarded and pathetic tbh.
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No.24741
>>24702
>you are not even here in this realm anymore
How do you know?
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No.24755
>>17046
Exit bag + note that you are a pedo and that you cant hold it anymore and are doing it as a mercy for all the children youd otherwise molested and that by removing yourself from this world you are making it a better place
Optionaly plant cp on your computer to make it seem more legit
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No.24757
>>24755
Perhaps you need to re-czech OP, because you seem to have missed the "accident" part.
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No.24765
>>24757
Well its not exactly an accident but will work well enough for the only purpose op would want advice on the matter
At least i hope, op needs to come back and confirm
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No.24786
>>24702
>caring about what people will think about you even after you are not even here in this realm anymore
>You retards are fucking retarded and pathetic tbh.
Not all of us are hearless assholes. Just because we aren't here doesn't mean we don't care about how our loved ones will process the loss and the fallout. This includes financial shit first and foremost btw.
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No.24825
>>17046
uh ross perot died today. (pic in OP i think) who posted this?
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No.24827
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No.24829
>>24827
posting in a legendary thread holy shit…
Really makes me think.
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No.24830
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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No.24833
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No.24834
>>24827
>>24825
Was it a suicide?
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No.24835
>>17046
goodbye ross. I'm sorry you didn't win, I get why you decided on an-hero. I'm really sorry.
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No.24865
>>24825
BO needs to show the other posts by OP so we can get to the bottom of this.
BO
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No.24866
>>24865
If you want BO just lift your arms.
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No.24872
>>24865
He made that one post only so there is nothing to show.
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No.24886
>>24834
Leukemia apparently
Playing the long game huh
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No.24888
>>17046
Don't do it anon, if you seriously want to play with your live start speeding like crazy. (not in the city just on the highway) Sooner or later you will die.
If you seriously want to die experiment with crazy drugs like DMT and shit like that. I mean it's over for you anyway maybe you will turn into a new age lunatic and have something to live for.
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No.24889
>>17046
Doomer Swedes tend to look at their phones while they step out in front of a train.
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