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 No.12161 [Last50 Posts]

Anyone else here like gardening? I find it extremely calming and peaceful.

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 No.12166

I plant poppy flowers

the bad ones in white and violet colors

and also I want to get my cactuses this year to grow and not die like last year

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 No.12184

>>12161

first 2 pics yes, third no. Gardening as a bourgeois passtime is shit. Gardening as land stewardship and permaculture is fine. Otherwise it's just a neurotic exercise of making things 'neat' and 'organized' and that's not how plants work. At bottom it's nature-hating.

>>12166

go figure that I'm the mescaline guy from the other thread. What happened to them before? I can help maybe.

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 No.12186

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>>12161

Gardening is my passion. I used to have a huge window garden full of vegetables and herbs. If I ever get my own piece of property, I would want some cool exotic trees in it, but that's assuming everything will be fine and shit won't hit the fan, otherwise I'd be growing potatoes instead.

Also, before I die, it is my dream to plant a Redwood forest, or to buy a few hundred Redwood seeds and plant them around the place, though this would only work if I live near the Black Sea.

>WARNING! Even though a redwood is an awesome tree, Sequoia sempervirens is NOT a good choice for a suburban lot if you wish to remain a good neighbor. Even in average soil it will quickly overwhelm the surrounding area. After growing an extensive root system, a juvenile tree will generally add five or six feet to its height each year. It is easily capable of reaching a height of 120 to 150 feet during a person's lifetime. That's fifteen stories high.

>The year-round heavy shade will not allow grass to grow and landscaping will be limited to shade-loving plants such as ferns. Winters underneath a redwood tree are cold and wet. Redwoods control the growth of other plants around them by 'bombing' them – dropping chunks of wood and branches on competing plants (and your house.) The area around a mature redwood resembles a war zone. It is not possible to leave the paths in the redwood parks without having to clamber over the mess on the ground. The redwood is also by nature a messy tree, dropping a third of its branchlets each year as it renews them, clogging gutters and drains.

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 No.12212

>>12184

my kektuses went brown in color and died

they wither got too much water or too much sun after germinating

they germinated fine btw. they were green in color and looked healthy

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 No.12226

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>>12186

thanks for the information.

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 No.12229

>>12161

The spring is coming and I'm thinking about shit to plant. It's couple of years since I planted some vegetables and to be honest, maybe I should've taken care about the soil more. Any tips for vegetables that could be actually useful to have and maybe some interesting shit I can cook from it? It's really poor, I have 1 apricot tree and few currant bushes but like that's it from plants that actually produce something more than beauty for eye.

>I find it extremely calming and peaceful.

I have unhealthy amount of roses. I know it's gay n shit but it's relatively easy to maintain and all the different types, I don't know, it just gives me a bit of happiness when I can go to garden, take care of something here and there while sun is setting down. It is definitely something that can heal the soul a bit.

>>12166

>I plant poppy flowers

We know you plant it as attempt to produce homemade opium.

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 No.12267

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>>12212

I've only ever started from column cuttings never germed any. I mean, they should be getting a good lot of shade. It's not like Saguaro kekti in the desert. They grow in all sorts of nutrient-poor soils, I prefer to mix potting soil with perlite about 66% soil 33% perlite. You should be able to see and touch the ribs of the column to make sure they are turgid, that is, not dried out. They should have a deep dark green appearance, maybe a little bluish depending on the strain. When they get more yellow-green they are over-exposed to the sun. Does this help at all?

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 No.12272

>welcome to /doomer/

>where posters who gave up on society plant cute plants

>to find peace and calmness

I am glad I am not the only one doing this. you are good people anons

>>12229

>le ebil obium

nono officer, this is for research purpose only

no seriously, the somniferum has the most beautiful colors

I find it retarded that people ban you to plant these because you cannot refine this into drugs anyways. It would take professional lab equipment and probably a gajillion different government regulated substances to extract the ebil drugs out of the plants

It is just ridiculous and proof of government imbecility

Also, poppies need shitloads of sun. there's a reason why the riches harvests come from afghanistan and burma.

Oh and peyote cactuses are same. You would need to grow a dozen of them for about 5 years just to get high off them once. Nobody would ever do this. I want to plant peyote because they look beautiful and they are endangered species that will probably die out soon.

>>12267

thank you. I will construct an artificial shade thing and protect them from sunlight.

And I will not water them as much as last time

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 No.12353

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How many of you see purple lights glowing out of windows during /nightwalk/s? There is a shitload of them in my neighbourhood, at least a few in every commieblock. At first I didn't know wtf it was, then I assumed it was just some trendy vaporwave/aesthetics thing, but now I think people are probably growing shit in there.

Looks cool either way.

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 No.12356

>>12353

Sure thang dude

In my neighborhood there is one turk guy on the other side of the street. I often see him sitting on the balkony smoking cigs. Every night day you can see his lamps glow. It is either grow (blue) or blossom (pink) light. I wonder why he is so careless. Maybe it is just orchids or something.

However the professionals have growtents for their plants. It keeps the stench in check and does not leak any light for normies to see.

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 No.12359

>>12356

He might be an eco-friendly Turk, who grows his own vegetables.

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 No.12360

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>>12186

>it is my dream to plant a redwood forest

Anon, have you seen this short animated film? I think you'd like it, if you haven't seen it already.

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 No.12372

>literal bloomer thread

WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!

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 No.12381

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>>12372

nah man, a lot of gardeners are /doomer/ on the inside, even if they don't present themselves as such. Pic rel.

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 No.12388

>>12353

I don't think I ever seen something like that but it's rather suspicious. I would suspect color of that light might signal there is some whore having a customer rather than dude growing weed.

>>12372

To be honest it's form of meditation probably, at least for me, because when I can take care of plants I don't feel so shitty and I can really open my mind and just think about random shit. Also nature is probably the only thing I can truly love and respect. Only if boomers wouldn't cut trees around, that would be really nice, maybe I'm eco-fascist deep inside.

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 No.12400

>>12360

Thanks, it's very inspiring. I've heard quite a few stories similar to it.

>>12388

Yeah, apparently in Amsterdam, if you walk into a brothel that has purple light, it would be full of trannies or something.

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 No.12425

>>12186

Imagine planting sequoia seeds all over a town in seldom visited places. Even if they can't overwhelm the town and destroy it, removing them could add to the cost of living to the point people start moving out.

Operation: Audrey II

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 No.12427

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/doomer/ gardener anthem. If I ever decide to off myself, it will be in a garden.

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 No.12477

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>>12425

Exactly. Would make a perfect decoration for government buildings.

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 No.12478

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>>12427

I want a beautiful tree to be planted over my grave so that it could use me as nutrients for its growth, transferring the atoms of my body into itself, until everything what's left of me is sucked out and I continue to live a hundred more years as a tree.

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 No.12479

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>>12478

Also:

>be tree in a forest

>fall

>no hears the sound

>no one knows you ever existed

Trees can be /doomer/ as fuck.

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 No.12480

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 No.12481

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 No.12482

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>>12481

I also remembered this idea I had as kid to seed bomb the whole fucking town with apple trees so that poorfags would have something to eat, but now I realize how stupid it would be to do grow anything so valuable on (((public))) property.

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 No.12494

Planting new trees, that's just a dream because behind every standing tree is a boomer ready to cut it right down. It hurts.

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 No.12501

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 No.12503

>>12477

is that second pic from the Mortal Kombat movie? Scorpion's fight?

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 No.12504

>>12481

what trees are blue?

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 No.12505

>>12504

The trees in that picture are jacarandas. It's more of a purple since there aren't really any plants that have blue leaves.

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 No.12714

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>>12494

This is why you shill for private property. If a fucking boomer touches YOUR tree, you cut HIM down, you give him a free circumcision.

>>12504

>>12505

I think there could be Paulownia Bonsais in those photos too.

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 No.12911

beautiful pictures putin-san

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 No.12949

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>>12381

recently watched this – right in the feels

>>12272

hey here are some more marginal considerations. The top-tip of the column is the light-sensitive part, the meristem, the prima materia. That's where the plant is sensing light from and dictates the direction it's gonna grow. A healthy one should look slightly lighter-green than the rest of the plant because it's new tissue. When the plant is not getting enough light there, the growing tip will get thinner than the rest of the plant (pic related). I just moved these ones because they weren't getting proper light. Remember it has to come from above and hit on the top not on the whole plant per se. I have another one that is smothered in vines but is ok because the top sticks over them. Also notice the ribs are really filled out because they got so much water. They don't have to be like this but when a cactus doesn't have enough water the ribs will be slightly soft if you squeeze them. A watered cactus will have its ribs fill out. like the second one I'm showing. Another thing is to make sure the column doesn't get sand or dirt left on it, that will make it go from green and photosynthetic to woody. Happy trails.

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 No.13010

I want to get into /gardening/, I live in Florida so it's already hot. Where do I start? Is there a guide for retards?

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 No.13020

>>13010

It really depends what are your opportunities, if you have garden or not, what type of soil you have or what is available there to plant. I might tell you to always have onions because there is never enough of onions in the house but you might tell me nigger it doesn't even grow here. If you want to plant outside, be very careful about the temperatures and the heat of the sun. If your soil gets dry quickly, the chances are it's too late for planting anything useful. Don't be really scared to ask over at /pol/'s /sig/, they sometimes discuss this shit. I had some charts from there for like what to plant in what time of year, I'm not sure if I can find them, if I have them I will post them for you.

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 No.13021

>>13020

Thanks, I know for sure I can plant hot peppers, that shit grows easily here.

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 No.13025

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>>13021

Yes they pretty much grow in any time of the year, even in winter if you have them inside. My brother did it in big scale, but you wont get really anything else than spice out of it, or dry peppers.

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 No.13028

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>>13010

>>13021

Start by growing shit in water. Onions are the easiest because you can practically harvest the stalks every day and put them on your noodles or some shit.

https://dontwastethecrumbs.com/2015/05/regrow-food-water/

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 No.13038

>>13025

>>13028

Thanks guys this is really cool. Something to do at 4am.

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 No.13039

>that feel when you come back from vacation and daddy picked out your one and only poppy plant that survived the last winter and you were full of anticipation joy to see it blossom but now 6 months of waiting are in the shitter because he is a dummy and thought it was bad weeds or something

I understand capitatlists when they constantly say finding good personnel is so hard. When you have to explain every single thing what to do and what to explicitly not do you start to think you are the stupid guy…

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 No.13073

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>>13010

The best thing you can do for your plants is to mulch them - that is, have a layer of organic material covering the soil - leaves, etc. Keeps the soil from drying out and can make gardening virtually maintenance free. I grow kale and I never water. I'm in the South too, so we do get plenty of rain, Compost + mulch = gardening gold

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 No.13081

>>13039

This is why you never let boomers touch anything. They are sometimes like overgrown babies.

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 No.13082

>>13073

You can't do this actually everywhere because mulch can catch mold in times like when you have wet but hot summer. Then if you but it under berries, currants, even flower, you have to change it because some illnesses can spread to plant itself from that mold. Just a quick protip, depends on your weather conditions.

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 No.13128

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>>13073

>>13082

You can also do it the opposite way by burying wood and planting onto of it like pics related.

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 No.13138

SEMEN-INFUSED GARDENS - THE SCANDINAVIAN WAY

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 No.13140

I went off grid and decided a garden was necessary. Been doing it for 2 years now. We get long summer days this far north which yields quicker vegetables. I store rain water for the dry wildfire months. Typically I don't have to buy potatoes, tomatoes, or carrots for 6 months. Seeds are next to nothing. Weeding the garden is relaxing and meditative like. A cheap tractor with a 3 point tiller makes a big difference. Fuck walk behind Rotor tillers.

I may try my hand at growing cannabis for myself since its legal now.

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 No.18775

>>12478

make sure to die in a country that even allows your body to be buried without being first pumped full of preservatives to make it more palatable for your family to see your cadaver and cry over it.

>>13039

I know that feel, I bought and planted a beautiful swamp hibiscus plant and my dad mowed it over because he thought it was some weed lmao XDDD. I was so furious and heartbroken when I saw the woody stumps.

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 No.18778

>>12478

>I want a beautiful tree to be planted over my grave so that it could use me as nutrients for its growth, transferring the atoms of my body into itself, until everything what's left of me is sucked out and I continue to live a hundred more years as a tree.

I agree. That'd be cool as fuck. That's why being buried in a coffin kind of freaks me out. No chance to return to the earth at all.

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 No.18787

>>18775

>I bought and planted a beautiful swamp hibiscus plant and my dad mowed it over because he thought it was some weed

It happens to me as well. Grass gets high, I have planted plants, I know they are there somewhere but still I sometimes mow them down because I'm idiot. I know people put plastic bottles over those plants so it will be protected if you by mistake go near them with lawn mower but I don't like the idea of having plastic bottles all around my garden.

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 No.18795

File: 1d7989e7fc6ddf1⋯.jpg (87.76 KB,414x307,414:307,000o01e4.JPG)

>>13138

>SEMEN-INFUSED GARDENS - THE SCANDINAVIAN WAY

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 No.18798

>>18787

I'm pretty sure a lawn mower would just go through a plastic bottle in any case. If it's possible you should consider doing without a lawn, they're not very productive at all for human food and don't provide much in the way of habitat for other critters.

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 No.19079

What would a doomer garden look like?

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 No.19084

>>19079

Since a lot of us really like nature, I can imagine in a lot of cases it would be truly beautiful place of wild life, not boomer garden wasteland. Maybe if you feel like goth, you would prefer burning it all to ashes because there is nothing truly good but death.

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 No.19089

>>18787

You could put a small sign next to them or something, it'd look better than a bottle

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 No.19093

Dayum them some fine dalpheniums

Giant sunflowers are always fun

Having a lil garden comp with a friend of mine this year.

Much satisfaction to be had with a proper garden

The neighbors and even a few randoms gave me meant people

Fresh tasty treats

Beauty serving to none

10/20 can recommend

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 No.19394

>>19093

I planted teddy bear sunflowers, chives, giant sunflowers for eating, johnny jump ups, and a couple other flowers. I fucking love flowers in my edible landscaping, to the point that I'm no longer a purist about utility.

Beauty is worth every square inch of land it needs, in my opinion.

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 No.19526

anons, I come back from vacation and all my poppies are dying

fucking cold weather

but I still have a batch of them in a pot. maybe those survive the next few days

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 No.22952

just to let you fags know

my poppies are growing nicely

a few weeks behind schedule but they already 60cm high

one exceptionally thick one might get more than 100cm high

the other interesting thing is I have 2 or 3 petals per plant. I never had this before.

This year I harvest the seeds of all the strongest plants

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 No.22953

>>22952

Isn't too late for them already? Damn, I don't know. What I'm afraid of is that I think we will have insane temperatures here this year, I'm not sure now, I just hope weather won't go crazy this summer.

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 No.22954

2 l8?

hell nah, this year spring was nonexistend, and now "summer"

well, we had maybe 4 or 5 days with 25+ degrees centigrade

tomorrow I make photograph and post

I planted them in march and april.

march batch died / did not germinate

april batch is now on the way to bloom.

They are not as big as golf balls but very impressive.

Next year I make them big as golf balls

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 No.22955

>>22954

>they are not as big as golf balls

Heh, so I was right you don't have it as flowers but you use it to make some good old opiate "medicine".

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 No.22957

I am not creating a drug factory or anything

I just wondered if those things only grow in Helmland or if they can grow in yurop too

This time I planted them not in usual pots but 3 plants in giantic quadratic pot. With lots of soil.

I did not even use fertillizers up until now. yet, the upper and lower plant have 3 pods each. Last year I only had 1 per plant and they were tiny tiny.

The middle plant is still growing, the stick is really thick already, nearly wooden even. I hope this one grows giantic. I also read there is the Giganteum breed for maximum size. Maybe I should get those seeds also

you need hectars of this crap to yield a 1kg brick

and every single plant you need to lance with hand work no work for lazy neet

no wonder we outsource this crap work to india and afghenistan

>golf balls

this is just my autism

when I do something, I have the desire to maximize and optimize everything, perfect every detail. Not always but usually for things I care about. Those plants are beautiful. When they blossom, I will show you all their beauty

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 No.23192

ah fuck me in the head man

it hailed and now my poppies are dead

the middle one was so strong, the stick felt like it was woodden

it could have reached 100cm

life is a nigger and weather is too

next year I will build anti hail shield

I did not forget pics, made them 2 days ago but still too lazy to move them from sd card to pc, will post them tomorrow

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 No.23780

>>23192

anon stop sucking cock and post pics of your plants desu

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 No.23788

>>23780

Soon

I bromise

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 No.23811

>>23788

Better not be valve's definition of soon

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 No.23858

File: 37d958467024c57⋯.jpg (2.43 MB,3648x2736,4:3,IMG_9899.JPG)

Don't talk shit about my favorite vidyo goyme cumpany

here is them pics

this one is from today morning 5AM

the petals opened completely at sunrise

today evening the petals already fell off.

Poppies only blossom for a few days but to see this beauty is more than worth it

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 No.23860

File: f3c01d7f54c5550⋯.jpg (2.8 MB,3648x2736,4:3,IMG_9887.JPG)

>>22955

Here is youre golf ball notice the pun BO-san

This one got really big, it is the biggest one. The petals were completely white, without those purple accents also, for your /pol/ white fetishists. Of this one I will keep all seeds for next season.

It also blossomed first of all my plants. This year was really insane. I had one plant where 5 or 6 petals grew out of one stick. Never had that before. That is actually the plant from the previous pic. The white purple one. I read it is already seldom when 2 or 3 heads are growing out of one stick. Of this plant I also keep all the seeds for next season.

Oh yeas and I used fertillizer so maybe this was the reason they got so big

to you FBI fags who lurk, no it was not ANFO fertilizer and I do not intend to bake a cake or go to a wedding ;^)

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 No.23861

File: c2146ae3e543d2e⋯.jpg (2.88 MB,3648x2736,4:3,IMG_9896.JPG)

This is a smaller one that grew on the side of another plant (2 heads)

Also completely white. The head from the main plant is ready to harvest (seed pot got this bluish glow)

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 No.23862

File: ab74fed000db5fa⋯.jpg (2.56 MB,3648x2736,4:3,IMG_9905.JPG)

here the purple one again

I hope you enjoyed it

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 No.23863

>>23862

thank you! they look gorgeous, lemme know if you ever feel like doing a seed swap sometime in the future. I don't have a lot right now but am a big fan of landrace gardening and diy breeding. Who knows, maybe next year I'll have somethign to swap!

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 No.23869

>>23863

I exchange 1000 somniferum seeds for 100 peyote seeds

if you don't have them, san pedro is nice too

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 No.23874

>>23869

Very nice anon. By the way, poppy seeds cake is fully legal. I'd make you one, it's really the simplest cake to make you can imagine. Happy harvesting.

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 No.24009

>legal

it is illegal to plant them in Goymany yes, they are so cucked even when it comes to plants

but generally I don't care, even if it was illegal. Do you think the police would leave the Donut shop because of 3 poppy plants on my balcony? Never

My cactuses seem to have germinated as well. I saw a few green ones and a few brown ones

Brown like last year when they all died. So I am trying to find out if it is too much direct sunlight or too much humidity that kills them.

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 No.24028

>>24009

>Do you think the police would leave the Donut shop because of 3 poppy plants on my balcony?

In Germany? Sure.

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 No.24788

>>12212

Could be too much light, they are VERY Light sensitive for the first year or two

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