/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure★

I find it odd that rabbits of all breed would have such long gestation periods. Otters having such greater reproductive abilities seems strange to me.

When I get some time with a spreadsheet I'll play out the simulation mode as that sounds fun

>>13169 (OP)

Mode:

Reality

Communities:

Senzen Kingdom:

Half Income from produce*

Double income from selling breeds

12 buildings

Cannot build any extra buildings

Jobs:

Cartography:

60 G

Free Map*

Motivation:

Riches:

All produce earns +2G

All breeds sold earn +2G

Items:

Ivory Liquor*

Interests:

Vices:

All breeds will trust you more

Produce output -2G

Breed cost -2G

Rest*:

+2 Trust for breeds not assigned to a specific task

Knowledge*:

Increase trust by 2

Buildings:

12 freebies from communities

Wall

Home

10 Ponds (+60 aquatic space)

Breeds:

Aquatic:

60 Otters (Base price 3, Reduce by 2 for Interests: Vices, Final price 1G each)

Total price: 60

Devil Breed:

Lust Devil:

Double the children

Half the time of pregnancy

Sold progeny +1G

The Plan:

Each otterPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>13169 (OP)

Community: serrania (1extra job, 1extra interest)

job: cartography (60G, map), delving(40G, revelatory mirror)

motivation: friendship : the girl is a silver dragon breed

(100G)

items: map (free), old weaponry, ivory liquor (free)

interests:

-half-breeds (maturity 2 years earlier, +1 trust)

-knowledge (+2 trust)

-fighting (+1 trained breed's trust)

-farming (+1 produce output, +1 produce cost)

buildings: (100+40=140G)

barn (6 mammal breeds) (-4,5G) : cow (-0,5G), goat (-0G), stallion(-0,5G), fox(-2G), rabbit(-0G), rabbit(-0G) (assigned to tavern)

pond (6 aquatic breeds) (-4,5G) : otter (-1) (assigned to tavern), frog (-1,5G) (assigned to brothel), salmon(-1G), squid(-1G), kraken (-7G)

garden (6 vegetal breeds) (-2,25G) : seaweed (-0G), lilly (-0G), berry bush (-2G), cactus(-1G), alraune(-3G), black lotus (-8)

aviary (6 avian breeds) (-2,25G) : chicken (-1G), magpie (-0G), sparrow (-0G), owl (-2G)

crypt (5 incorporeal breeds) (-3,75G) : jelly (-2G), jelly(-2G) (assigned to brothel), silver slime (-4G)

arcaneum (5 anthropic breeds) (-3,75G) : fairy (-2G), goblin (-2G) (assigned to tavern), green oni (-4G), gargoyle (-3G), succubus (-5G) (assigned to brothel)

tower (4 draconic breeds) (-3G) : salamander(-4,5G), hydra (-10G), royal dragon (-10G)

home: tavern (+2G/assigned breed) (-3,75G)

brothel (+4G/assigned breed) (-6G)

farm: Walls (-11,25G), marketplace (+50% tavern and brothel income) (-15G)

Greed devil

Disaster : collector (i have the old weaponry so i don’t need to worry about this)

i will upgrade my farm with what i earn from years to years

>>13080

Waifu CYOAs are shit. They're plainly just simplifications of the "companions" section of CYOAs which I might add generally are also simple and worthless. I know I generally don't even bother looking at those (and I normally don't bother reading these either). Those normally have at least ten girls though, this has only two and neither are particularly interesting or useful.

>>13083

Minion is a fine word. Normalfags and hypersensitive niggers might immediately think of those cancer spongebobs but the word is perfectly adequate. That's like saying you shouldn't call your servants "servants" because phone games, "thralls" because warcraft, "pawns" because games and "slaves" because niggers. I'm particularly fond of "thralls" myself, but I like to rotate my titles.

>>13085

>Minion is a fine word. Normalfags and hypersensitive niggers might immediately think of those cancer spongebobs but the word is perfectly adequate. That's like saying you shouldn't call your servants "servants" because phone games, "thralls" because warcraft, "pawns" because games and "slaves" because niggers. I'm particularly fond of "thralls" myself, but I like to rotate my titles.

The problem isn't the word itself. The problem is that there is no reference point to narrow down what the player is supposed to be thinking of. So when the word 'refugee' or 'minion' is the only thing you have to go on you have a problem since the person reading it is has no easy pathway to understand what the story teller means but is forced to consider stupid possibilities instead. You want the player to have an easy time imagining things, not a hard time. So you need to eliminate stupid possibilities.

Even just an image to denote what is actually being talked about or a short description is enough to remove the confusion. There is no problem with describing something that calls on some fantasy or another world as long as it is consistent with the world being described. A goblin like thrall or a hobbit servant, you will probably be thinking of Lord of the Rings or WoW. That's not a problem if it fits the world. I have a clear image of what a hobbit servant is. I don't know what a "servant" is. There needs to be context.

Snow Miser seems pretty chill.

>>13085

>>13083

>>13089

>>13105

>>13081

>>13082

Thank you all for your feedback.

I didn't want to be too autistic about the world setting. But I suppose as a consequence, being too vague leaves too much unexplained.

>reddit-tier cuck psyop

That certainly wasn't the intention. When I was writing this, I was thinking about a close friend who I think also deserves companionship.

I am also not polygamist. So the idea was to match two guys who are compatible as friends with two girls who are compatible as sisters.

I think it goes well within the "spirit of Christmas" to share joy in the holidays with you and your kin, but I think I can see how the writing can be interpreted differently.

It's true that "refugee" without much context can spark images of sand niggers being given a free lunch, but what I had in mind were benign -albeit somewhat odd- beings from alternate realms that found their way to Earth through dimensional tears after they were forced out by [insert evil and/or hungry things here].

Merry Christmas, and happy new waifus>>13082

>>9441

>Haven't seen sister in a decade

>Don't even know if she's alive or dead

Shit man, I don't know that feel but it hurts anyway.

>>13131 (OP)

gender: girl

world: drei

boons: agility, shapeshift, pause

gift: companion (i want a girl)

>>13149

>you prefer living to death

Currently, but ask me again after floating in a vacuum for a few billion years without even the hope of dying when the universe ends.

>>13152

>calculated risk

It's not a risk, with infinite time the option confirms the eventuality that you will eventually exist eternally outside existence. You are calculating that whatever you will get out of not dying somehow outweights that.

>>13159

>when the universe ends

Firstly, even in the real world we do not know that the universe will "end". In fact, as far as we know it's impossible for matter or energy to "end". All predictions about what is going to happen billions of years from now are largely just guesses.

Secondly, the universes described in the cyoa do not follow the sad nihilistic dynamism that you seem to believe in. Gods exist, magic exists, other universes exist. I.e. the 'natural laws', as we understand them in the real world, largely do not apply.

Thirdly, you're acting like it's impossible for your state of consciousness to change. If the situation you're describing would happen to take place, it's an inevitability that you would enter a dream or sleep like state due to the lack of stimulus. And your perception of time would alter drastically. That's not really tortuous, just someone mentally degenerating.

>>13165

Come to think of it, yeah; this guy who apparently has the ultimate knowledge of infinite existence (or at least he appears to believe so) also expects to remain mentally unchanged after the eons that it will take for the universe to (allegedly) end.

>>13159

Take the planeswalking pocket watch like a smart person. When you're bored living you can go to her universe and tell her to neck you.

I for one would rather end my multiversal grand tour in some mindbreak universe of unending pleasure.

>Age

5: Same age.

>Skin

4: Deeply tan.

>Eyes

9: Roll again. 6: Purple.

>Hair

10: Roll again. 1: Green.

>Breasts

6: Average.

>Ass

8: Big.

>Background

6: Normal.

>Personality

3: Airhead.

>INT/ATH

5: Average. 9: Actually strong.

>Interests

12: Cooking. 2: Nothing illegal.

>Height

6: About a head taller.

>Weight

4: Average.

>Distinctive Physical Features

9: Freckles.

>Magical Features

N/A

>Insanity

8: Self-hatred.

>Weapons

3: Fists and legs.

>Tells

18: Masturbation. 7: Pulls clothes.

I was expecting to get yandere Jason Voorhees, but this was rather tame.

>>5023 (OP)

>age: roll 5

Same age, eh?

>skin: roll 5

And tanned, too. Could be a surfer, or maybe a farmgirl.

>eyes: roll 3

>hair: roll 10; roll 7

Black eyes, white hair…not sure if I should be worried where this is going.

>breasts: roll 10

>ass: roll 9

Wow, that's a bit more than I expected. all praise unto the dice gods

>background: roll 8

So she's a foreigner? Maybe that explains the tan, hair, and eyes.

>personality: roll 6

Gotta admit, that kind of energy and willpower is admirable.

>int+ath: roll 10, roll 9

…And it looks like said energy and willpower have paid off, because holy fuck is she fast.

>interests: roll 5, roll 4

She's got a full kit and loves going in the woods. Which makes our rural town just right for her, I guess. Sometimes she disappears in there for days…

>height: roll 1

>weight: roll 2, roll 6

…She's an olympian shortstack survivalist. Damn.

>dpf: roll 3

And she's utterly mute. Not that she'd be saying much while doing the survivalist thing, but still.

>insanity: roll 17

I think this might explain why she started dragging me out to her forest hut. And why she holds my hand literally whenever she can everywhere else.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>Age

Rolled 3, she is 17

>Skin

Rolled 7, normal white skin

>Eyes

Rolled 4, brown

>Hair

Rolled 5, Light brown

>Breasts

Rolled 9, big bewbs

>Ass

Rolled 2, perfect small butt

>Background

Rolled 8, foreign qt

>Personality

Rolled 6, shes hyperactive

>INT/ATH

Rolled 3 & 2, shes very smart

>Interests

Rolled 15, /sci/dere

>Height

Rolled 4, shes around 5'9

>Weight

Rolled 2, skinny

>Distinctive Physical Features

Rolled 13

>Magical Features

[x]

>Insanity

Rolled 18, Sadistic serial killer

>Weapons

Rolled 7, Poison

>Tells

Rolled 3, 4 & 15

>Age - 8

Okay, so she's about 32 then. Cool

>Skin - 10

Pale skin

>Eyes - 5

Brown Eyes

>Hair - 9

Redhead too… Young MILF ginger, so far so good

>Breasts - 4

C-Cup

>Ass - 4

Small. That's fine, at least she's not flat.

>Background - 10

Magical Girl… oh fuck.

>Personality - 7

Shy. Okay, that helps a bit. Kind of cute, really.

>Athletics/Intelligence - 8

Well, considering I'm a weakling IRL, this is really bad. Well, at least she keeps fit.

>Second Athletics - 10

Well I'm fucked, even without the magic. With it, my yandere's now some Celtic Druid Warrior or some shit. That's both cool and terrifying.

>Interests - 11 (Books - 9)

Okay, so she's super into reading sports books. Hope she has other reading interests, because I'm not a sports guy myself.

>Height - 6

Well, with her fitness I'm not surprised.

>Weight - 8

Given everything else I've rolled so far, I'm going to assume she probably wears the extra weight well. This also upgrades her curves to a nice size, which is a nice bonus.

>Distinctive Feature - 15

Soft skin and a gorgeous face… I can live with that.

>Insanity - 17

So she's super clingy to me and can't even communicate with other people… fits with her shyness, but not being able to leave her alone is going to be an issue.

>Weapon - 18

A scalpel… probably the worse option I could've rolled, since it's both thematically inappropriate with my mental image so far and is easy for her to coPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>5023 (OP)

rolling for a blonde qt

>ally: anarchists

>enemy: US government.

Time to take down the man, mother anarchy loves her sons…

>powers

Learning 3

Intellect 3

Creativity 3

Suggest 3

Memory 1

They won't even know it's me. It'll just seem to be an ingeniously lead and organised revolutionary group, I will only reveal myself when the time is right, and using my suggestion power I can recruit easily.

Can I take several enemies for ridiculous amount of points? If I take everyone except the Others and maybe anarchists I can easily become a god.

>>13112

Yes. The first enemy gets you one ally. Additional enemies get you 9 points each. That allows up to 5 enemies for +45 points.

>>13119

Samefag here. I take back what I said. I'm unsure if you can take more than 2 enemies now. It isn't as clear as I thought. I blame the purple text on purple background screwing with my reading comprehension.

>>13094

I think evolution 2 or higher would be the ideal way to get the 'stop aging only' type of immortality. Since aging is something that can kill you (albeit slowly) and I think alter 3 would be the way to prolong the life of another, by routinely making their body younger. But I think there is a limit to what their mind can hold, since they aren't other blessed like you

>>9868

Shadowrun isn't my strong suit either. Although I appreciate your explanation here it really ought to be in the CYOA. That's what I was getting at. I get that it's some kind of magic or something, some kind of tech or something, some kind of stabber or something, some kind of shooter or something but without any specifics (or even a really good idea) I can't imagine how you could make a choice.

>>9866

I dont' even know if it's based on anything but yeah, figuring out what different things and people are isn't too hard for average, even slightly geeky person.

I have no idea what is happening in this cyoa, more info would be great considering i can't even know if my choices are good most of the time

well, let's see how much i survive on this

>Reaver

yes, i picked it cause they are the best at sex, you can judge me as much as you want, but super strength and speed are too handy to pass

>Tides

medics are useful af and being a Ranger, she can shoot down stuff when things get tight… ok, i just picked cause she is cute, morale is important

>Bump

this one is a bet, she already got some spells so she won't be completely useless, i trust that she will be the best Gazer around one day and, i don't like talking, her silence don't bother me at all

>Bloom

a sniper support is always welcome, and if she is skilled as this guy is saying, there is literally no downsides on her

i'm not a fan of tea, but for the morale of the group it will be a huge bost, at least i hope so

>sidearms

easy to conceal and great for surprising the enemy

>heavy armor

i not sure of what a Corrupted is, but they sound strong

if i'm going to be the only frontline, this is a essential

>sword\machete

a melee weapon is the only way of using my strength and speed effectively

>sleeves

agility is important to outmaneuver the enemy, this will help a lot in the matter, especially on an urban area

Research facilities and data-bank recovery sounds like the most important and fun ones, but i will stick to killing random stuff for now

if things get too tightPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>9862 (OP)

interesting but too short

Alright. Doing this without peeking forward.

>Spirit Guide:

Midnight. It's the cutest. Also flying sounds, even if slow and limited, fun not to mention useful.

>Quest:

>1B: Custodio Estate

I have just the thing I would need, the magic broom.

>2B: The Junkyard

I doubt the dog can jump 20 feet, and if it can, the broom is just as fast as me but presumably untiring.

>3B: The Land of Sofas and Salmon

Sounds like a real pickle. I trust my spirit guide to talk us out of this. There must be worse bad ends though than failing this.

>4C: The Cheese Cave

Easy, just float through the cave and over the cheese it with my broom.

>5D: Golem's Glen

The cat can talk us out of this. If not, well just float over the golems.

>6D: The Parking Lot of Destiny

>Final Boss: Carol Camry

It's a damn car. I'm going float around kiting it until it runs out of fuel. If that fails, I'll use the cat as bait.

>Princess: Eniko

She's not really my type, but I'll take the reward from her dad. Hopefully it doesn't involve marrying her, but half a kingdom will undoubtably sell for some decent money.

Caged Bird: Bigger is Better - Dominion - Astral/Physical Projection

Mental: Enhanced Learning - Linguist - Telepathy

Social: One Time Make Over - Blue Gem - Sustenance Enhancement - Cantrip of Style

Magical: Telekinesis - Elemental Blast: Water

Physical: Agility Enhancement I - Constitution Enhancement I

I am a friendly(?), multiverse-traveling, minor being of moderate power that could adapt well to a magic, tech, or undeveloped world. Blue gem lets me find worlds with other humans more easily. I'd rather discover more in the universe slowly. There is no rush since I am immortal and it'll be exciting to find things this way.

>>12996 (OP)

Tyrant

really would have liked the predator or caged bird, but can't do plan with them

>Tyrant's Greed - 2 left

>Brute's wisdom - 1 left

>Tyrant's Retinue - 0 left

>Perfect Memory - 20 left

>Enhanced Learning - 17 left

>Green Gem - 15 left

>Sustenance Enhancement - 13 left

>Constitution Enhancement 2 - 7 left

>Regeneration 2 - 2 left

>Skill Mastery Drawing - 1 left

>Wooden Trinket - 0 left

I am going to get enough points with Tyrant's Greed as I can't die, and have nothing else to do, then use Currency Exchange to get everything else.

Really wish the other forms had someway to earn points, as I would like the Predator and Caged bird

Predator

Psychic Vampirism I (1)

Advanced Sanguine Vampirism (1)

Life Drain (2)

Night's Blessing (1)

Coins

Perfect Memory (5)

Enhanced Learning (3)

Linguist (1)

One Time Make Over (3)

Strength Enhancement I (2)

Strength Enhancement II (4)

Agility Enhancement I (2)

Agility Enhancement II (4)

Regeneration I (2)

Regeneration II (3)

Constitution Enhancement I (2)

Constitution Enchancement II (4)

Kind of wish there was a way to switch universes that didn't involve genocide. I guess I could just keep killing myself until they go extinct of their own accord.

>Body

Curvy - Aka healthily chubby

Average - seems like a good medium of enough to play with but not too problematic for her

THICC - Swiggity Swooty

>Yandere Type

Harmless

Stalking

Delusional

>Personality/Traits

Confident

Optimist

Tomboy

Dominant

Relaxed - Between her delusion and stalking enough to curb any possible yandere paranoia she'd be generally relaxed most of the time

Gifted - I love how they warn you about this

Filthy

>Gifts

Fetish and Upgrade - Matching fetishes seems important for sex life. She'll even take some of the incest play a little far and call me her brother regardless of who hears it…

Monstergirl - She's a catgirl

VideoGames - Geek Love

Talented

Good Natured

Forever

Good People

Comedian

Good Taste

>Quirks

Closer

Romantic Trip

Religious

Genetic and Upgrade (Three Siblings) - She probably got her incest fetish from how close and yandere her whole family is. And they plan to keep me as part of the family, without worrying what I think of it

True Friends - I can't fucking escape these yanderes anywhere

Connections - Even the system is full of yandere chicks, who are all too happy to ignore anything she does but keeps a watch on me

Her's Forever

Addict

Diary

Charisma - Her delusions aren't just good at fooling herself,Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>12297

Also, Obsessive would be dependant

>>7810

>>7811

Perfect

>>2537 (OP)

>body type

Curvy

>breast size

Average

>butt size.

Thicc

>type

Attacking

Stalking

Delusional

>personality traits

1. Confident

2. Dominant

3. Poor

4. Deliquent

5. Filthy

6. Tall

7. Foreign

8. Amputee

9. Foreign

10. Scarred

>gifts

Great Cook

Motherly

Good Natured

Adorable

>quirks

Religious

True Friends

Consent not required

Collar

Bondage

Teasing

Hers forever

Love bites

>origins (1d6)

Not only did she live in poverty, her family abused her too.

>dream (1d4)

A family

>>11919

I never said otherwise and I wasn't the first anon you were talking to. I simply believe that ALL CYOAs should be "wish fullfillment" to some degree. Specifically, every CYOA should put YOU the reader into some kind of situation that at least SOME readers consider to be a net-gain over their current existence. You can't please everyone, but if you can't please SOMEONE you've definitely failed.

As for Conduit Awakening, I just think it's a downgrade over the classic.

>>11795

If I encountered you in a story I'd think of you as an intentionally unrealistic campy final boss. I get the feeling you have a strong sense of what your esthetics would be like, did you spend a long time searching for images?

Definitely villain tier.

The setting needs a way for mortals to fight back.

>>11650

See? You don't need to be a devil to be into the hellish worlds. It can be used for good too. Just remember to take your Deffered Obligation pills.

I, for one, am glad to know the shade I leave behind, who will have all my memories, will have a chance at finding a decent home.

Also a good suggestion for an afterlife paradise: the Aether. They get fluffy cloud heaven, you get more worshippers, it's win-win.

https://imgur.com/a/FBVIX0i

>>11512

I've changed my mind about the elf slaves. That seems like a lot more time, effort, and trouble than its worth.

Definitely this >>11528

>>11510 (OP)

> Infiltration

Because taking over the school after sorting out its shady higher-ups feels like an awesome idea that could lead to female and "female", male and "male" Imperial Agents.

…and a reduction in the number of poor orphans, but hey, like who'll notice that bit.

Prostitution, I'll swing either way

>>11510 (OP)

Main Job

>Sexual Education

Preferably at an all girls school or a daycare. My confidence is so fragile I'd worry about being cucked by shotas.

Side Jobs

>Get rid of the Ghost

I can come home to my Thick Ghost Waifu after banging all the lolis

>>12585

You know elsewhere people actually think CYOA stands for "create your own adventure".

>>12969

Nice, thanks for sharing.

>>12970

Mixtape deletes files rather quick. Use another service like catbox or something

>>12945 (OP)

These CYOA's are bad, and you should feel bad.

>>12947

>saying that unironically on 8ch

>>12962

what are you,gay?

>>12986

Sounds like a pretty chill place then.