/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure★

>>6882 (OP)

This was an interesting game.

Skills

Polearm Master

Dead eye

Offensive Strategist

Counter mage

Engineer

I'll learn offensive magic later

Quests and Rewards

>No immortality

The Dragon Wakes

A personal fiefdom

The Way To Hell

A steady supply of hellstone

Siegebreaker

A new automaton

Unconquered Fortress

A fortress base. Cannot complete right now because I don't own a ship.

The Queen of Death

Brooch of Vanya

The Ruins of the Unknown Kabbath

A healthy percentage of ownership

217 Total Units

106 Close combat units

71 Long ranges units

Unit Breakdown

>157 Total

50 Pikemen

15 Halberdiers

10 Two handed swordmen

15 Archers

25 Musketeers

10 Engineers

10 Scholars

20 Healing mages

1 War Construct

1 Antimage

Assisting Regiments

The Spearwind Tribe

These are our calvary units.

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>>6882 (OP)

Quality. Thanks OP.

Contracts first, in the order I will probably make them:

>Day of the Swarm for pet

Should be easy with attack mages..

>kill the Wyrmlord

>The Queen of Death and get templar kek

Will counter her undead with my giants.

>Siegebreak (new automaton is the only useful reward)

>Unconquered Fortress as base

Seems hard, but description says I'm meant to do this with his troops. Which I will support with my own

>Dragon

Because I fucking hate dragons.

>Way to Hell

In here I will make my business and retire.

Drawnback: Hated (240 to spend)

>-M-M-MUH PR!!

Fuck normalfags, my minions will eat any who gets in the way.

Lieutenants: 30

>Katherine and Theodric 10

Negotiation and tactics are vital so I'd rather have profissionals.

>Green Kinght 20

There are no drawnbacks with him.

Troops: 210

>Hydra x2 80

Male and female.

>Friends of the Last Moon 60

I need attack mages for the swarm.

>Axzra's hellions 60

hueheuheu

>Engineers 10

Skills:

>Well-read

>Beastmaster

>Demontouched

All required.

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Wait, being thrown into combat? Fuck that, we win but never fight.

Skills:

>Engineer:

Useful for opening Locks, building explosives and a lot of possible fun and practical stuff.

>Trickster General:

If I DO have to face an army, I will combat them with my methods.

They will die without having a chance to find us. Guerilla tactics, Whench!

>Mesmer:

Now, Magic is certainly useful, and if accident plays foul, these tricks should help us out of most of it.

>Deadeye:

Sniping enemies from afar is a tried and true tactic in assassination.

>Master of Whispers:

I'd be a shit assassin if I didn't take that one, would I not be?

Units: 30 Renown

>Assassins: 12

Yes, my army consists entirely out of assassins.

ENTIRELY!

Lieutenants: 50 Renown

>Varaq

Since there was no Assassin Lietenant, I chose the one who is at least a somewhat sniper.

>Librarian Meriel

A bookkeeper is always useful, also her notes could be used to train more assassins.

>Sofia the weird

She has two skills which completely change the game:

Teleportation and Farsight.

Farsight pretty much allows us to spy on targets beforehand, given that she is the only one with that spell, noone would really take precaution against it, making it a spying tool that is unbeatable for a long time. Teleportation is just as helpful, technically allowing us to just mass teleport to a target, do the Caesar-stab-stab-stab-thing and vanish.

>Katherine:

We do need a diplomat and haggler for public services though.

Infamous Regiments: 120 Renown

Skills:

>Olden

>Healer

>Mesmer

>Atack Mage

>Counter Mage

Units: 200pts

>Attack Mages x 10 (-50)

>Anti-Mage x 10 (-50)

>Healing Mage x 10 (-10)

>Purple Mage x 10 (-25)

>Old Mages x 10 (-10)

>Scholars x 10 (-5)

Contracts:

>Siegebreakers (favourable rates)

Infamous Regiments:

>Dunhildas Awakened - 1 Master Necro, 5 trainee Necros, 60 risen warriors (-50)

Hello [potential clients name here]!

I command a troupe of widely renowned and respected mercenaries called The Arcanes, and I have heard that you are contemplating military action and are thus in need of our services.

You will have heard of us, of course; everyone has after that job Mazzano after all, and I'd like to take this chance to set the record straight. Now, first off, it is true that the Church has condemned us and even went so far to describe us as 'walking abominations, war criminals, and murderers' as a result of the actions that our 10 independent arcane combat teams believed were needed to relieve the besieged city of Mazzano this is obviously completely over the top and far past any response that would have been justified. While there was some amount of collateral damage to the lands outside the city a great deal of that was done by the enemy forces before we arrived (and claims of an 'arcane taint' are greatly exaggerated). Furthermore there is no evidence that any of our attack mages was responsible for that fire, and many witnesses can attest that our mages worked tirelessly with no regards for their injuries or fatigue to contain and extinguish it. In addition to this our Healers provided their services to injured citizens for a very reasonable rate, and all those who lost family members to thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>7558

Just use Excel dude, the ever humble [ =sum(first cell:last cell) ] does wonders~

this has already been posted. always check the catalogue.

Wamen 2.0

I want a tall athletic tomboy futa gf who tenderly dominates me and is very protective of me

>>14921

You exist to be a slave yet the jew gave you power.

>>14922

I thought the jews were the ones intent on taking power away?

>>14927

I mean power of voting and of having rights everyone have, which amounts to nothing. Normalfags wouldn't have those where it not for the kikes.

>>14922

>>14986

Democracy is a sham. Any power you think you (or women) have is a distraction while they get their way regardless of who you vote for or how. Meanwhile it all serves their interests as one big divide and conquer tactic.

>>14964

A good point. I missed the way that was stated. However, going by the logic that if its not stated it may or may not be, there also is no actual statement that you need to adventure during the school year.

You could just do very light adventuring till a major break in the school year. Then do your first major search during spring break or something. When summer comes around, you can do it even longer. You're right, it is a tricky situation, but its more a limitation instead of a total barrier towards victory.

Also, if less importantly, Gras Paada is some level of fantasy world, meaning the travel speeds are going to be at least a bit faster than real world times.

>>14984

>getting this butthurt over the style of image used for a character creation toy

>>15019

If you think this whole thing wasn't authored by someone obsessed with last season anime, you're absolutely insane, or perhaps worse: insanely ignorant.

>>15038

I think it's funny that you're accusing somebody else of being obsessed concerning anime.

>>13992

Go back to sleep troy.x.page@gmail.com

I signed you up for some mailing lists. Hope you don't mind.

>>13993

I've been found out!

What's the catch?

It's boring to have no catch.

>>14160

>needing things to fuck you

Masochists are so strange.

>>14967

come the fuck on nigga

nothing risked, nothing gained

>he said, while playing pretend on a vietnamese cum fermenting forum

Curse: A different world

Specialization: Human interaction

Drawback: Sin

Perks: Dual curse-specialization: One in the horde, Servants, Dressing room.

Provided you manage to find the right people, Different World: Human interaction means you can still have a life, of sorts. However, the servants perk bursts this curse right open. As its high cost would indicate, servants is a very powerful and multipurpose ability. But for Different World it provides a great loophole, as the biggest problem with Different world is the inability for You to interact with something. Servants gets around all that.

What to take something? Make a servant give it to you. What to talk with someone without exhausting yourself? Dictate a letter to a servant. Want someone dead? Servant swarm them to death.

It does say that you have to give them a proper form, which could take a while, but its still leagues better than your options without it.

One of the horde is for being three perks in one, and without it I might die before I found out who cursed me in the first place. They’re obviously powerful, what with all the world effecting abilities they must have in order to cause stuff like Hate and Undead uprising. But they seem content to let a semi-cursed existence be, so maybe something can be done.

Dressing room is due to providing mystery objects in its last line. “Make sure you use it liberally, you never know what else it can provide”. Maybe not worth it, but it could be really useful even without mystery boons since I could give the accessories to my servants if need be.

>>2868 (OP)

I like this CYOA a lot.

Boosters:

Virility and Magnetism x2. I want to be the biggest space whore possible.

Matches:

1. Doctor Merope. I've always had a thing for dominant female vampires. She sounds amazing. I'll gladly give her constant admiration and make it known how much I want her. My boosters mean I'm made to be a fucktoy. Having her pleasure me in public sounds like fun, too. And then there's the shapeshifting. I can probably get her to turn into all kinds of women for me if I keep telling her how amazing she is for being able to change forms. Finally, there's the additional booster she'll give me. I'll take Perpetuity.

2. Argatha. A dominant, aggressive, muscular warrior woman who will fuck me into submission and parade me around half-naked on a leash. That is hot as fuck. I have a longtime dream of being considered an object of beauty and flaunting myself in skimpy slave boy outfits. I'm not really interested in being altered by her fluids, though, and that's one of the reasons I also chose Merope - she can probably come up with something to counteract that effect and keep me from changing. I doubt Argatha will mind, because if she didn't like the way I look, she wouldn't have been interested in me in the first place.

She also goes well with Merope because she's willing to live on Earth. Maybe we can take vacations to Valkor, though. It sounds interesting and fun, and we'd get to live in luxury there. I also think Merope would enjoy being my "chaperone" and holding my leash while we're there.

One thing, though: She's naked in her picture. Does that mean Valkarian women don't wear clothes? The stuff about publicly servicing her would seem to suggest that as well. If so, it seems kind of odd that the men wear anything at all aside from their leashes. You'd think it'd be the other way around, with the submissive gender being naked and the dominant one being clothed. But these are aliens, after all, so maybe they see things differently.

Proliferation, virility, and perpetuity.

Take Lapis, turn her into a glutton for punishment that craves my virility, have mutant bastards with her that will take up space in the universe, and keep fucking her from here to the end of time or at least until the army of some pissed off government kills us both.

>>2882

…how many ben williams do you think there are, idiot?

Bump

>>2884

nelfs are a lot taller than humans

>>14951

kys

I don't understand this, but here goes.

Me:

Male

Headservant

Human Stranger Hybrid (Have made entire empires quake with mere words before the transformation)

Traits:

Unfailing Aegis

Forging the Inept

Unconquerable Soul

Heaven's Blade

Her:

Matured

Traits:

Wolf Among Sheep

Plucked Flower

Eschewed Mortality

Mutually Beneficial

Talent:

Music

Take your leftist shit to >>>/femdom/ and >>>/bog/ you fucking oven fuel

>>14920

what changed tho?

>>13168 (OP)

>Male

I'm good with what I got

>Headservant

Might not be the most glorious position on paper, but there's still something to be said about it.

>Human

To any inspection the man behind the curtain is just that: A man, and nothing more

>Ancient (1 altered)

Word around the castle was she ruled the world once, but eventually got bored of it. She could rise again at any time, though

>Beautiful Corpse (1a, 1n)

The blade of a legendary hero still sits in her breast, struck down centuries ago but incapable of dying entirely

>Plucked Flower (1a, 1n, 1c)

They say you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. In her experience it's a cycle that never quite seems to end, given enough years

>Born Cold (1a, 1c, 1n, 1h)

Such is the working theory, anyway. Even those who've been with The Lady the longest aren't privy to the specifics, though following patterns it seems the most likely

>Officially Cold and Proper

I am serving my Lady as a Headservant should. There is something about it, though. Something about Her. It's possible I remind her of somebody from long, long ago

>Versatile (1a,2c,1n, 1h)

A Headservant needs to be able to accomplish a wide range of tasks in order to properly serve his Lady

>Heaven's Blade (1a, 2c, 1h)

A powerful multi-tool. Any creatures of the dark, such as, say, vampiric usurpers, may find me a bit tough to swallow. Meanwhile assailants of a more zealous nature are easier to talk down if you can show allegiance to the light

>Spirit Paths (2c, 1h)

If my Lady needs me by Her side then that is where I will be, no matter where She is.

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>>14888

Dishonor. The posters of this gay board deserve gassing.

>>14925

Few new girls plus the sister, how's that?

>>14126

>bumps a ten month old reddit CYOA

"Yuck" indeed.

>>14126

Was this CYOA on this board? No? Then what's your problem?

>>14423

The cyoa is shit, that's my problem

Heres my meme build.

Weapon:

Yo-yo

-Blunt

-Attached

Carry in pocket.

Made of Graviton Ore for maximum woooosh potential.

Runes

Aether:

Third Eye

Entropy:

Impact

Soul:

Silver Cord

Smith: SIgnum

Scenario:

Established Universe.

Imma go to RWBY and beat things to death with a goddamn magic yo-yo.

You get +1 year for every decade you've lived. Use Give Longevity on yourself for +4 more years and maybe pick something sensible like languages and you'll come out ahead.

Gentlemen, although this CYOA was clearly made with the intent of subverting eternal life, it was (un?)fortunately poorly crafted as a prevention mechanism. For within the realms of Magic the Gathering lie immortality in a multitude of flavors. So too could you find immortality with the Heart of Lorkhan in Morrowind, or if you weren't so fortunate, there are other avenues in Skyrim, Cyrodil or the planes of Oblivion. It would even be possible to achieve CHIM and therefore true, perfect godhood.

>>13015

It's good to see you're still around, pokebro.

>>11233

>being a huge fag

>>11233

>ravioli ravioli

>weebscucks get fucked by futa loli