/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

Wamen 2.0

I want a tall athletic tomboy futa gf who tenderly dominates me and is very protective of me

>>14921

You exist to be a slave yet the jew gave you power.

>>14922

I thought the jews were the ones intent on taking power away?

>>14927

I mean power of voting and of having rights everyone have, which amounts to nothing. Normalfags wouldn't have those where it not for the kikes.

>>14922

>>14986

Democracy is a sham. Any power you think you (or women) have is a distraction while they get their way regardless of who you vote for or how. Meanwhile it all serves their interests as one big divide and conquer tactic.

>>14964

A good point. I missed the way that was stated. However, going by the logic that if its not stated it may or may not be, there also is no actual statement that you need to adventure during the school year.

You could just do very light adventuring till a major break in the school year. Then do your first major search during spring break or something. When summer comes around, you can do it even longer. You're right, it is a tricky situation, but its more a limitation instead of a total barrier towards victory.

Also, if less importantly, Gras Paada is some level of fantasy world, meaning the travel speeds are going to be at least a bit faster than real world times.

>>14984

>getting this butthurt over the style of image used for a character creation toy

>>15019

If you think this whole thing wasn't authored by someone obsessed with last season anime, you're absolutely insane, or perhaps worse: insanely ignorant.

>>15038

I think it's funny that you're accusing somebody else of being obsessed concerning anime.

>>13992

Go back to sleep troy.x.page@gmail.com

I signed you up for some mailing lists. Hope you don't mind.

>>13993

I've been found out!

What's the catch?

It's boring to have no catch.

>>14160

>needing things to fuck you

Masochists are so strange.

>>14967

come the fuck on nigga

nothing risked, nothing gained

>he said, while playing pretend on a vietnamese cum fermenting forum

Curse: A different world

Specialization: Human interaction

Drawback: Sin

Perks: Dual curse-specialization: One in the horde, Servants, Dressing room.

Provided you manage to find the right people, Different World: Human interaction means you can still have a life, of sorts. However, the servants perk bursts this curse right open. As its high cost would indicate, servants is a very powerful and multipurpose ability. But for Different World it provides a great loophole, as the biggest problem with Different world is the inability for You to interact with something. Servants gets around all that.

What to take something? Make a servant give it to you. What to talk with someone without exhausting yourself? Dictate a letter to a servant. Want someone dead? Servant swarm them to death.

It does say that you have to give them a proper form, which could take a while, but its still leagues better than your options without it.

One of the horde is for being three perks in one, and without it I might die before I found out who cursed me in the first place. They’re obviously powerful, what with all the world effecting abilities they must have in order to cause stuff like Hate and Undead uprising. But they seem content to let a semi-cursed existence be, so maybe something can be done.

Dressing room is due to providing mystery objects in its last line. “Make sure you use it liberally, you never know what else it can provide”. Maybe not worth it, but it could be really useful even without mystery boons since I could give the accessories to my servants if need be.

>>2868

I like this CYOA a lot.

Boosters:

Virility and Magnetism x2. I want to be the biggest space whore possible.

Matches:

1. Doctor Merope. I've always had a thing for dominant female vampires. She sounds amazing. I'll gladly give her constant admiration and make it known how much I want her. My boosters mean I'm made to be a fucktoy. Having her pleasure me in public sounds like fun, too. And then there's the shapeshifting. I can probably get her to turn into all kinds of women for me if I keep telling her how amazing she is for being able to change forms. Finally, there's the additional booster she'll give me. I'll take Perpetuity.

2. Argatha. A dominant, aggressive, muscular warrior woman who will fuck me into submission and parade me around half-naked on a leash. That is hot as fuck. I have a longtime dream of being considered an object of beauty and flaunting myself in skimpy slave boy outfits. I'm not really interested in being altered by her fluids, though, and that's one of the reasons I also chose Merope - she can probably come up with something to counteract that effect and keep me from changing. I doubt Argatha will mind, because if she didn't like the way I look, she wouldn't have been interested in me in the first place.

She also goes well with Merope because she's willing to live on Earth. Maybe we can take vacations to Valkor, though. It sounds interesting and fun, and we'd get to live in luxury there. I also think Merope would enjoy being my "chaperone" and holding my leash while we're there.

One thing, though: She's naked in her picture. Does that mean Valkarian women don't wear clothes? The stuff about publicly servicing her would seem to suggest that as well. If so, it seems kind of odd that the men wear anything at all aside from their leashes. You'd think it'd be the other way around, with the submissive gender being naked and the dominant one being clothed. But these are aliens, after all, so maybe they see things differently.

Proliferation, virility, and perpetuity.

Take Lapis, turn her into a glutton for punishment that craves my virility, have mutant bastards with her that will take up space in the universe, and keep fucking her from here to the end of time or at least until the army of some pissed off government kills us both.

>>2882

…how many ben williams do you think there are, idiot?

Bump

>>2884

nelfs are a lot taller than humans

>>14951

kys

I don't understand this, but here goes.

Me:

Male

Headservant

Human Stranger Hybrid (Have made entire empires quake with mere words before the transformation)

Traits:

Unfailing Aegis

Forging the Inept

Unconquerable Soul

Heaven's Blade

Her:

Matured

Traits:

Wolf Among Sheep

Plucked Flower

Eschewed Mortality

Mutually Beneficial

Talent:

Music

Take your leftist shit to >>>/femdom/ and >>>/bog/ you fucking oven fuel

>>14920

what changed tho?

>>13168

>Male

I'm good with what I got

>Headservant

Might not be the most glorious position on paper, but there's still something to be said about it.

>Human

To any inspection the man behind the curtain is just that: A man, and nothing more

>Ancient (1 altered)

Word around the castle was she ruled the world once, but eventually got bored of it. She could rise again at any time, though

>Beautiful Corpse (1a, 1n)

The blade of a legendary hero still sits in her breast, struck down centuries ago but incapable of dying entirely

>Plucked Flower (1a, 1n, 1c)

They say you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. In her experience it's a cycle that never quite seems to end, given enough years

>Born Cold (1a, 1c, 1n, 1h)

Such is the working theory, anyway. Even those who've been with The Lady the longest aren't privy to the specifics, though following patterns it seems the most likely

>Officially Cold and Proper

I am serving my Lady as a Headservant should. There is something about it, though. Something about Her. It's possible I remind her of somebody from long, long ago

>Versatile (1a,2c,1n, 1h)

A Headservant needs to be able to accomplish a wide range of tasks in order to properly serve his Lady

>Heaven's Blade (1a, 2c, 1h)

A powerful multi-tool. Any creatures of the dark, such as, say, vampiric usurpers, may find me a bit tough to swallow. Meanwhile assailants of a more zealous nature are easier to talk down if you can show allegiance to the light

>Spirit Paths (2c, 1h)

If my Lady needs me by Her side then that is where I will be, no matter where She is.

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>>14888

Dishonor. The posters of this gay board deserve gassing.

>>14925

Few new girls plus the sister, how's that?

>>14126

>bumps a ten month old reddit CYOA

"Yuck" indeed.

>>14126

Was this CYOA on this board? No? Then what's your problem?

>>14423

The cyoa is shit, that's my problem

Heres my meme build.

Weapon:

Yo-yo

-Blunt

-Attached

Carry in pocket.

Made of Graviton Ore for maximum woooosh potential.

Runes

Aether:

Third Eye

Entropy:

Impact

Soul:

Silver Cord

Smith: SIgnum

Scenario:

Established Universe.

Imma go to RWBY and beat things to death with a goddamn magic yo-yo.

You get +1 year for every decade you've lived. Use Give Longevity on yourself for +4 more years and maybe pick something sensible like languages and you'll come out ahead.

Gentlemen, although this CYOA was clearly made with the intent of subverting eternal life, it was (un?)fortunately poorly crafted as a prevention mechanism. For within the realms of Magic the Gathering lie immortality in a multitude of flavors. So too could you find immortality with the Heart of Lorkhan in Morrowind, or if you weren't so fortunate, there are other avenues in Skyrim, Cyrodil or the planes of Oblivion. It would even be possible to achieve CHIM and therefore true, perfect godhood.

>>13015

It's good to see you're still around, pokebro.

>>11233

>being a huge fag

>>11233

>ravioli ravioli

>weebscucks get fucked by futa loli

>>14698

>third image

>Iron Fists

The Iron Hands really can never catch a break can they?

>>14698

>Salamander (25 points total)

Vulkan lives! *stomp stomp*

>Ossmodula deviancy (35)

As if the skin and eyes we inherited didn't make us look bad enough

>Uncanny presence (45)

It's a lot harder to make friends like our parent chapter does, but we still try to be nice

>Partially compliant (55)

It has some good ideas, but it's far from a perfect guide

>Stable (60)

All I'm going to say about this is that my opinion of the grey knights used to be higher

>Deathworld (70)

We call it Cipactli. Once upon a time it was said that the planet's surface was an eternally hungry crocodile with infinite mouths, and that if not regularly fed sacrifices the many mouths would open and swallow the entire populace. The truth is that it just has an obscene amount of volcanoes

>mountain citadel (60)

The largest "mouth" of the beast has since become our monastery and main forge

>Parent chapter favors us (55)

We're all together in the hunt for vulkan's relics

>Ecclesiarchy has a grudge(65)

We look and feel too demonic for their tastes. I guess they just happened to miss every battle we've ever fought in the name of the Emperor

>Inquisition has a grudge (85)

I believe I already mentioned the grey knights earlier

>Militarum favors us (80)

It took a while, I'll be honest. But there comes a time in every battle where reinforcements are reinforcements.

>Navy is neutral (80)

We haven't really interacted enough for opinions to form one way or another. We know we're on the same side, and that seems to be enough

>Mechanicus favPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>14698

>Parent chapter

>If chapter isn't listed below, use other/unknown

>Dark Angels are lumped in with the traitors

Ha, but no. Loyal son of Lion El'Jonson

THE ONLY KIND THERE IS

>Flaws

Uncanny presence

Many chapters have been known to go missing after coming into contact with the Fallen

Dark Angels wearing archaic battle plate and wielding Heresy era weapons.

Most often, the chapter has been nearby when these disappearances occur.

>Codex compliance

Partially compliant

Like our founding chapter, we maintain a contingent of terminators and bikers for special combat operations.

>Chapter strength

Stable

Our chapter has taken some losses during the hunt for the Fallen xenos and heretics

>Home world

Fleet based

Just as our parent chapter has lost Caliban, so shall we deny ourselves a home save among the stars.

>Relationships

>Parent chapter

Favour

We maintain good relations with the Unforgiven, almost to the point where we share a chain of command

>Ecclesiarchy

Grudge

Firing on ecclesiastical vessels because they managed to capture a Fallen Angel certain heretic with claims of ties to the Dark Angels will do that to you.

>Inquisition

Hahahahahahahaha, Grudge.

Too many Inquisitors have gone missing investigating the nature of the prisoners we deposit at The Rock.

>Astra Militarum

Favour

>>4549

>Specialty

Tech marine. Just as adaptable as a tactical marine but with added techno magic

>Chapter

Imperial fists are the least retarded

>Events

WAAAAGH, because fuck the greenskins

Craftworld, because fuck the knife ears

Viola Sept Expansion, because fuck the blue weebs

>Archnemesis

Shas'O Vant, because he may LARP as a samura, but at least he has honor.

>Box

Open the box

Purge or party up

Free and ally with Fire Warrior Tovan, and Guardian Lyseria. Tovan is a good shot and Lyseria is support apparently

Purge or part ways

Part with Tovan under the condition that he inform his superiors that they would be better off focusing their efforts on destroying the orks, tyranids, and necrons. The empire is a brick wall, and they will only break their backs trying to move us.

Lyseria is a difficult choice. She is a filthy xeno but she appears to be sexually interested in me. If I believe I can use this to negotiate a temporary treaty with the knife ears so we can focus on fighting the necrons, orks, and tyranids I will humor her. If not she dies.

The eldar and Tau are filthy xeno scum that were made to serve mankind, or be extinguished, but they have at least SOME faculties of reason. Orks, necrons, and tyranids are incapable of being reasoned with, and must be purged immediately. Once they have been taken care of we can "negotiate" with the remaining lesser races

>>14801

The description doesn't say it won't either, and I can't imagine how it could suck ass without eating shit.

Failing that, there's the "it just works" clause when dealing with this sort of CYOA. If an option is given and isn't either clearly unintended or described with certain drawbacks, you are safe to assume "it just works". How does super speed/strength etc work without killing you? They just do. How do permanent parasites work without preventing your basic bodily functions? They just do.

>>14806

Fair point.

But… where does the parasite's poop go?

>>14531

I know op's weird shit is on the right board, but your comment made me laugh so hard that I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.

>quality thread

really, Jim?

>>13023

Honestly, the boons seem kind of uninspired to me.

You could have made them more in theme with the setting.

>Beatrice

>Olivia

>Tara

>Mixed School

>Mansion (-2)

>Irresistable (-4)

>Bully Harem (-6)

Beatrice

>No Escape (-5)

>Impregnation (-4)

>Cuckquean (-3)

Olivia & Tara

>Spanking (-2)

>Sexual Predator (-1)

>Light Beating (0)

>>13123

I didn't make the CYOA. Just posted the update from the archive.

I wonder if anyone would actual write an adventure for this. Like an actual story to read and see how they would deal with their new bully with all the boons and bullying.

>>14834

Oh look, a necromancer.

>>14834

You want a story? You write it. No one else will bother to do it for you (unless you pay them, I guess). What we call "CYOA" around here is not a story – it's a setup for you to write it; in whatever detail you desire, limited only by your level of autism.

>>8241

>Telepathic proficiency

What's "mindflayer of a mind flayer"?

>>8219

Unbound feels perfect for playing as a loyal retainer reviving their master, potentially with a power-up. Like the servant of a god-queen reviving her as an immortal Perfect beauty with psychic powerups and such.

That'd actually make a nice history perk, 'perfect rebirth' or something like that.