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 No.11126 [Open thread]

One fresh, one relatively fresh, both old school choice games done in Paint by the same guy.

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 No.11137

>>11126

Zombie One

3. A week to reach evac

A. The zombies shuffle

A. Zombie bites.

C. Boomers

A. Clouds Of Smoke

A. Katana

C. Cocaine and Cash

D. Jeep

D. Extra Companion

E. Ahab army vet

F. Fisher good boi

I could raid a store for supplies, steal a boat, and be out of the country in a day. The only way I can see this going badly is if the boomers don't stand out from the average zambino.

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 No.11140

>>11137

>steal a boat, and be out of the country in a day.

The security perimeter is said to be along the border, which in diplomatic and political terms includes the territorial waters of a country. You'll get sunk the moment you cross it. Even if you want to try and argue that the wording of the cyoa doesn't specifically state that (which I think it does), you're forced in that case to revert to plain logic, in which case stopping boats from leaving would be the first thing to do if you want to quarantine a country.

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 No.11149

>>11140

In option 3 they're evacuating the country dumbfuck. I'm saying I'd sail to the evac point, not fuck off into international waters all willy nilly.

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 No.11150

>>11149

>not realizing that the numbered points in the beginning are a single list, not choices

>calling other people dumbfucks

Nice

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 No.11209

Zombies:

fast zombie, afraid of sunlight

lethal bites

1 in 100 is a boomer

nuked, electronics fried

KATANA

backpack with water filter, and jackets

M1911

extra companion

Ahab, vietnam vet

Fisher, dog

1 month later, $1mil

Raid during the day, hide at night. Ahab shoots the boomers, dog scouts with me. Need his nose.

We'll be fine for 2 months, I hope.

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File: 8eb365737bde06e⋯.jpg (3.94 MB,1200x9926,600:4963,Despair Is In The Air.jpg)

 No.7406 [Open thread]

Yet another Tok CYOA

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 No.11132

>>7406

superstar

succubus familiar

Pocket dimension

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 No.11136

>Adventure

Fuck this gay earth. If you wanted to invade Earth JUST DO IT

>Dark Elf Maid

She'd probably die in an attack but hey at least the shit stains in my underwear are finally gone.

>Gravity Manipulation

To kill a few thousand demons before I croak

>Immortality: Yes

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 No.11170

>>7406

Magic Milk

Dark Elf Maid

Curse

I refuse the magic milk job and offer a counteroffer instead. I "curse" people with the magic milk so humanity has more than just my sperm to heal itself with. I don't give a shit if the media hates me at that point, i've done the moral thing and have a cute dark elf maid.

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 No.11181

>>7406

Why is he so gay?

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 No.11202

>>11181

too much soi

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 No.7233 [Open thread]

Awaken your hidden power and go to a school that is normally reserved for monsters.

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 No.7370

>>7336

What does power relative to your own mean? I took that to mean your summoned creatures shared in your powers, but would not be able to wield powers that you don't have.

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 No.7374

>>7336

You can't change your skin tone or face with "Old Body". Not that it really affects anything, but thought I'd point it out.

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 No.7378

File: e1f228381be40a9⋯.jpg (30.15 KB,464x376,58:47,1468118316788.jpg)

>>7374

I know. I took my natural skin tone but I'll admit I don't even get what "face" is supposed to mean. Your neutral expression? The shape of it? What kinds of expression you typically pull off? I just picked what matches me the most already so I wouldn't have to leave it blank.

>>7370

Again it's something kinda vague but I took it in RPG terms. Their stats were relative to my own and they'd adopt whatever powers I had, but they'd also have their own powers on top of those.

If I had flight and summoned a dire wolf then it would be able to fly, but if I didn't have flight and summoned a pterodactyl, it should still be able to fly because it naturally has the ability to do so.

For the record, I'm not complaining about the powers being left vague. Vague options are good because they get the imagination running. The only problems come when two different people can view a power as both worthless and overpowered because of how they imagine the power to be.

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 No.11129

>>7233

male, muscular, short hair, trimmed beard, caramel skin, confident face

powers: stronk tier 2, regeneration tier 2, cybernetics tier 2, shapeshift tier 2, inhuman+ tier 1

home-life: snacked up

clubs: karaoke, video game

hangout: theater, magic beach, fantasy tavern

classes: modern alch, robotics, martial arts

friends: irina, victoria, holly, susan, elisabeth

sweet heart: alice

rivals: persephone

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 No.11133

>>7233 (OP)

male, muscular, short hair, trimmed beard, caramel skin, confident face

powers: stronk tier 2, regeneration tier 2, cybernetics tier 2, shapeshift tier 2, inhuman+ tier 1

home-life: snacked up

clubs: karaoke, video game

hangout: theater, magic beach, fantasy tavern

classes: modern alch, robotics, martial arts

friends: irina, victoria, holly, susan, elisabeth

sweet heart: alice

rivals: persephone

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 No.9529 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

apparently 307 is over the bump limit. A thread will die for this.

as per >>7590 the goal is to take a look at what the previous poster posted, and describe how it acts in the cyoa. Yes, any cyoa -- perk, companion, setting, just describe it for us.

To start us off, I'll respond to

>>9522

>skelly's keyboard

This companion can keep up with any speech, and dutifully enter the whole conversation into official record. The only problem is s/he is a skeleton, and so is the keyboard. The unnatural 'ping' and 'clack' sounds disturb the living, resulting in fewer and fewer who will visit, or allow you to rely on your perfect note taker.

Naturally if you've chosen unliving as your race this curse will affect you much less, but otherwise you'll be frightened off from your own secretary's presence too.

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 No.12227

File: 3ad1f03495591cd⋯.png (306.49 KB,508x409,508:409,OtHwNJVZHNiTgJkSyZSDiRCSnb….png)

>>11895

Quest: Conspiracy

You know it's all linked somehow: the milkmen, the aliens, that college quarterback that's been spending time with your wife. You know they are working with your nemesis somehow and you need to take them out before the can mobilize against you. Should they succeed, you'll lose more than just your normal life.

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 No.12730

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>>12227

>ATCM: All terrain combat mount

You gain a mount that can fly, swim, and run. He can breath fire and is loyal to only you.

His name his Kevin.

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 No.12777

File: 3ad99ce71c31a3a⋯.jpg (469.67 KB,910x1080,91:108,Q is not impressed.jpg)

>>12730

>I wouldn't worry about it

They appeared, from nowhere, one day. They're everywhere now. There's a few of them living on your street now. Some people feed them in the street, some people took them in as pets, either way their numbers never seem to drop. Some people are trying to see if they can be farmed for their meat. As I said, nobody has any idea where they came from, but I'm sure that arrival of an omnipresent new species with inscrutable motives is nothing to worry about … I mean, just look at how cute they are!

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 No.14461

File: 167a092c6c3ed0c⋯.jpg (73.29 KB,700x635,140:127,Diceleg.jpg)

>>12777

Clan: The Crimon Clad

+All your stats are increased by the amount of red clothing visible on your body, reaching a maximum of x2 for total coverage.

+You have the ability to become invisible while pressed against any red surface.

-The color green has the opposite effect. It will reduce your stats up to half, and you can't willingly press yourself against a green surface.

-These powers are common knowledge to the other clans, and they will be immediately suspicious of anyone wearing red.

-Your powers are nullified against colorblind people.

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 No.14662

File: 0d8243c6bd98011⋯.jpg (38.97 KB,464x591,464:591,whatchalookinatboy.jpg)

>>14461

Re-Roll

During significant actions in your life physical dice will grow out of you and roll to determine what happens. You may re-roll each die once if you don't like the result, time will rewind and the event will play out according to the new results.

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 No.11083 [Open thread]

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

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 No.11104

>>11096

Incorrect. IQ isn't linear. 300 would put you on an impossibly high magnitude which is hard to even comprehend. Regular humans would look like chimps from your perspective. That's probably the real drawback of this boon.

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 No.11105

>>11104

That's what you think, but people already exist or have existed in the 250-300 range.

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 No.11107

>>11105

IQ tests are progressively being made harder over time and regularly normalized so that the average tested subject results in a score of 100. It's all about that dank standard deviation. A 200 IQ person of the past taking a modern IQ test today would score lower by a noticeable margin. What's more, it's worth noting that due to nature of a standard IQ test, an IQ score of ~280 would put you at ~1 in 10billion people, while a score of just 15 points more would put you at about 1 in eighty quadrillion people.

The 300 IQ human would be a freak of nature, the likes of which we have never seen.

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 No.11114

Vault of Riches seems risky unless I can just put $500k over and over again into my bank account without getting caught.

Everything else is kind of worthless so I'll take Brainiac to cure some problems I've been dealing with and maybe use the intelligence to get a better job.

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 No.11117

Aspersion is a paradox because "pure water" doesn't exist if it touches something else, especially my oily hand. If it lets me just sprinkle distilled water with my hand then I pick that. I'll be a freelance witch doctor and travel the country helping people.

Otherwise I will be a psychic and offer my services to detectives, interrogators and lawyers. I will be filthy stinking bloody rich!

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 No.2165 [Open thread]

Looking for /r9k/ stuff.

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 No.11068

>>11027

I don't know what you're talking about, I can still see the original post just fine.

>Alignments

Loser Deviant

140 points total

>Ward

The Vidya house

>Furnishings

Ward Change

Private Bathroom

90 points left

>Powers

Ray of feelings and anxiety cure

the other 65 of my points will go to jewman for $195 bucks a week.

I'll just stay in my room and play vidya all day, only going out to eat. I can socialize with other prisoners online and may even meet up IRL if there are some ok people in the prison.

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 No.11091

<Loser

>D-does 2D waifu count? +5

>Wageslavin' +10

>Hey, internet people can be friends. +15

>My virginity is none of your busin– +10

40

<Deviant

>HOLDING HANDS. 0

>Nope. 0

>Definitely no. 0

>Ironic ERP, but no conditions satisfied. 0

0

<Nerd

>Haha. Yeah. +5

>Act varies too much. 0

>I dunno about 90%. Maybe like 75%ish. Still most of them. 0

>More than 2 hours when I do play, but it's not every day. 0

5

<Weeb

>All of the day. +5

>Those are artistic physical renderings of the beauty of 2D in interactable form, you PLEBEIAN. +10

>Why sample from just one place? I consume a lot of stuff from elsewhere, too. 0

>… Fuck, I just knew learning moon would Nip me in the ass. +10

25

<Neckbeard

>Still do. +5

>Nothing offline, and definitely not the latter. 0

>Too poor for that. 0

>Too calm for that. 0

5

<Edgelord

>Everyone should have a weapon. +5

>Nah. And I'd rather be a fag and protect someone instead. 0

>Nothing seriously. 0

>The old games are good and the latest show ain't bad, don't care about the rest. 0

5

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 No.11093

Third image is 404. Anyone have it?

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 No.11097

>>2165

AA

Loser: 25

Deviant: 15

Nerd: 25

Weeb: 30

Neckbeard: 5

Edgelord: 25

Insanity: 0

Loser/Nerd/Weeb/Edgelord - 125

Ward: Prison School with seeking about.

Items and Furnishings

Your Videogame Stuff - free

Your Anime Stuff - free

Old Clothing - Weeb Style

Powers:

Cute Boy

Anxiety Cure

Reality Marble

*Teleports Behind You*

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 No.11099

>>11097

Old Clothing to making the Jew give me $60 a week. I forgot I could do that.

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 No.160 [Open thread]

MOD listen please, I want to dump a huge awesome bunch of rather uncommon old CYOA games but I need Multiple images allowed per post please, much easier for me that way.

will wait patiently.

(I'm surprised it isn't allowed right from the start)

peace.
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 No.2566

404revivebump.

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 No.5464

Dice rollRolled 406 (1d1000)

>>169

roll

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 No.5469

>>160

Food[-11]: Two Loaves of Bread, Fast Food(-2), Kitchen(-5), Drink Machine(-4)

Health[-12]: Dental(-2), Multivitamins(-1), Check Ups(-4), Toiletries(-1), Shower(-4)

Entertainment[-5]: TV(-2), Vidya(-1), Computer(-1), Art Supplies(-1)

Personal Improvement[-20]: Youth(-10), Smart(-10), Virtuoso(-10), Bonus Testing(+10)

Miscellaneous[+19]: Money(-20), No Ticking, Indoor Pet(Cat)(2), 28 Extra Years(+41)

Total: 1

I am set to being in the room for 38 years, but I will not need to worry about not having enough time for anything thanks to not aging.

My food situation is pretty good. I've got 2 fresh loaves of bread each day, in addition to a fully stocked kitchen, a fast food menu that is basically delivery, and a drink machine that should serve me anything that isn't alcoholic or a milkshake. I'd probably sharpen my minimal cooking and baking skills over the years, especially when I have a craving for something that Fast Food doesn't make available.

My health would be decidedly well taken care of with regular check ups and treatments if anything goes wrong, and multivitamins to cover the bases that my shitty diet will miss. I've even got toiletries and a shower to keep myself clean.

For entertainment, I am just going to say that taking Vidya alongside the Computer makes it so that the Computer can be used for Vidya, and that Vidya covers subscription fees for games. Between multiplayer video games and the internet, I would not need for much social interaction, although I would probably much more social online without regular human contact in other spaces. I'd mostly use the TV to play music, but I would occasionally use its movie function if there was something that I wanted to watch. If I find myself in a fey mood, I'll make use of the art supplies.

As for the Personal Improvement category, Youth will make it so that I could potentially spend eternity doing shit, Smart would mostly be for my personal edification, and Virtuoso is so that I can finally find the dedication and passion to create all the content I want to. Bonus Testing seemsPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.11075

>>169

The zombie apocalypse is upon us

(30)

japanese lesbian -12

chainsaw -3

hideout: rooftop house -9

bonuses: food supplies -6

will just wait in the house with two hot girls. the access is easy to defend and we have all the food to survive.

>>174

island survival

lightsaber: easy to cut throught zombies with that

she Hulk: strong + she like sex

water: most important ressource

ATV

nintendos: for Entertainment

scrap metal: will build an shelter

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 No.13005

>>169

roll

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File: e58e54e6c927060⋯.png (5.96 MB,1200x10000,3:25,Nemesis CYOA 1.png)

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 No.2993 [Open thread]

A counter-CYOA. Create a character, invade another CYOA and be a dick in their universe, trigger the apocalypse, steal their waifu. That sorta thing.

Posted the version that was out of date.

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 No.9228

File: 19a0e0fc4e7f975⋯.png (1.64 MB,1000x1414,500:707,a3ab1dbaf4c6971d3534527073….png)

>>2993

<16

<The Mastermind

<Angelic Fairy Father was a Fairy, Mother an Angel -5

>Lose all negatives except for the cost of Holy Magic, have fairy wings, can change size from fairy to angel at will and fly really fast.

>Trap : >

<Victory or DEATH! +5

Realm Knowledge -1

Limited Divination -1

No Guns -1

Transmutation -3

Divine Essence -2

Nullification -8

Sex Appeal Female -2

Mind Control -3

Pervert +2

Skimpy Outfit +1

Unexpected Enemies +2

No Combo +2

Enemies:

League of Perverts

Noblewoman

Allies:

Traitor

What happens if someone else also chooses traitor… I guess double agent? Welp ideal for a Mastermind

h ttps://ste emit.c om/@vox xe

>>4577

lol forgot about the update.

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 No.9232

File: 2fe4a420538b5da⋯.jpg (1.54 MB,10000x10000,1:1,Much Obliged.jpg)

>>9228

Well you're certainly a fairy.

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 No.9536

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>8899

Here's an educational video on how to handle a couple of dragons

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 No.11057

Half assed "final" bosses will get you nowhere, here's the big guns.

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 No.11073

>>2993

>Class

The Shadow

>Nice Free Powers

>Race

Goblin

>Death Option

Death Realm

>Powers

I Am The Law - Seems like a fun thing to screw with

Waifu Catcher - I'm going to steal as many waifus as I can

No Guns!

Legendary Hero

Transmutation - To change my harems/stolen waifus into my own waifus. There will be lots of Nepeta's and furries

Shapeshifting - To change myself into whatever I want

>Artifacts

The Needle - Helps shape stolen waifus more to my own tastes, or fuck hardcore with people's minds for fun

Secret Hideout - I need to store my countless stolen waifus and harems somewhere

Seeker's Map

Orb of Normality - If I'm going to be evil I"m going to use something that lets me indulge all I want with only my rival able to see through it, and I"ll probably avoid them until I need to slay them

Love Potion - For effective waifu stealing

>Companions

Shadow Assassin

>Drawbacks

A Fair Warning - Sucks can't go full unknown, but worth the points as a drawback

Empower The People - It's better to bring the average person on more equal grounds, especially when those I hunt are unworthy of power anyway

Adventurer

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File: a7409f20cf5b5cb⋯.jpg (1.1 MB,1203x3000,401:1000,parasite1.jpg)

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 No.5376 [Open thread]

I have no idea why the parasite needs a body to inhabit but then can create a body for it to control.

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 No.5405

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>Form

Female Child

>Relationship

Partner

>Organs

Spine+Heart+Spleen, My parasite has spread itself into the most critical areas ensuring prime symbiosis of lifespan and understanding. (With the wording of organs and the choice further on requiring heart and spine i assumed i can pick all of them if i wanted)

>Mutations

Intelligence

Speed

Beauty, Loli is physical perfection!

Chameleon

Minor Telepathy

Hivemind Echo, Its only an echo of what it was allowing me to become the nexus of this telepathic network. However using this i can bring together all of the hosts with True Understanding and maybe we can rebuild our lost civilization in secret and unlock this ability in everyone or at least in a few newly bonded larva.

>Future

Just Chill, while the other options will be available to me for a long time i think firstly taking advantage that i now have a waifu along with the hivemind we will move to a comfy remote area and work on connecting all of the active hosts on the planet along with figuring out how to best help the dormant eggs.

I imagine we look somewhat like the two pictures. Really it's going to be comfy~ We will end up lazing around in our own slice of life in the countryside with the rare trip to one of the other hosts home in a different country.

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 No.11048

>>5376

appearance: Young adult female

Relationship: Partner

power:

organ: spine

mutation: durability/speed/intelligence/natural weapons/chameleon/the understanding

future: bill nye/chill

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 No.11063

Child

Female

Partner

Spine + Heart

Speed + Intelligence + Beauty

Minor Telepathy + Chameleon

True Understanding

Just Chill Man

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 No.11064

>>5376

Maybe they should've made the parasite project a tulpa into your mind as a way to interact with you, rather than growing a body.

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 No.11071

>>5376

>Eventual age

Teen-ish I guess

>Gender

Female.

>Relationship

Partner, because this is a waifu generator. Duh

>organ

spine I guess

>Mutaions

>LVL 1

Strength, Speed, and Intelligence

>LVL 2

(These suck) Natural weapons, and minor telepathy

>LVL 3

Hivemind Echo so I can perform my future job adequately

>Future

Department of Xeno affairs, I'll use my position to push for a relatively /pol/ like nation to be formed. A sort of pseudo-isreal but for white people (with or without symbiotes) instead of jews.

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 No.4944 [Open thread]

Someone really likes Mercy.

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 No.9775

>>9774

*is a shit fetish

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 No.11056

DOKTOR build

Beautiful Man

Salacious Science

Healbitch

Long Distance

Passive Skill

Reverse Kryptonite(Most Similar to Ubercharge)

Convenient Background

Active Skill:

Viewers Choice, since none of them were really fitting

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 No.11059

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That one guys method really is simpler.

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 No.11062

Lovely Woman, Swords and succubi, Healmom, sex, matchmaker, Freud's revenge, oversensitive

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 No.11811

>>5062

nice

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 No.2891 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

New content from Tokhaar Gol on halfchan's /d/

What choices do you make and what do you do with your newfound power?

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 No.11053

>>11051

But you know what?

I drop Fukawa and Victoria as slaves, and tireless Servant since they are stored in a timeless void anyhow and only need to eat rarily.

Then I take Telekinesis and am suddenly able to fuck things up on my own from the start.

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 No.11054

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>>11051

The build reminds me of Demongo from Samurai Jack

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 No.11058

>>11045

>I kill everyone who did this CYOA unironically:https://8ch.net/cyoa/res/9965.html

They would all die of old age anyway

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 No.11061

>>11058

My build for that is set in sci-fi future. I can probably find a way to avoid old age even if I have to go full cyborg.

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 No.11241

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 No.3385 [Open thread]

Luck has nothing to do with it kiddo, it's all the booze.

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 No.6703

potatoes

leprelauncher

shoulder chip

an even angier scottsman

was thinking about blarney stone + wolves but this is better. all i have to do is pick a fight with the angry scot and kill him. he won't come back from the dead.

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 No.6727

Potatoes cuz I can't afford alcohol.

FUCK YEAH GAE BOLG *reads down further* FUCK YOUR ANTI OTAKU BS! WOLFHOUNDS IT IS THEN!

oooo Blarney Stone *reads furthers* OH COME ON MY TYPE IS RESISTANCE?! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

oh god Druid's pic is hilarious. ummmmm Shoulder Chip? nah i'm going with Druid.

Wolves, Big Assed Lassies. come and try to humiliate me lassies i'll be staring at your butt whilst you are doing so!

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 No.8916

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Rare footage of a fight between the drunken Scottsman

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 No.11055

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Power Source: Alcohol.

What would I do if we starve again?

Weapon: Gae Bolg

Need to Impale some Anglo-Saxon Invaders

Bònais: Eòlas Gàidhlig

Sasannach a 'Bheurla

nàmhaid air a mhealladh: An Sasannach sìorraidh

Chan eil ach aon fìor nàmhaid

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 No.11060

I just wanted to say that the first place I heard of the "Gae Bolg" was The Last Remnant. That is all.

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 No.8933 [Open thread]

Get a 3DPD waifu in my latest CYOA!

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 No.9237

>>9227

Are you implying Linda is a trap? Pretty big boobs there for a guy.

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 No.9238

Blair.

Runner-up: Wendy.

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 No.9240

>>9237

K, not a trap, a new-half. Trans minus the surgery

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 No.9255

Link to all images?

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 No.11023

>>8933

Katsumi. I want a sugar mommy who will fuck me hard and often.

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 No.10898 [Open thread]

Bad news is you're sort of a slave to the Fay now. Good news is if you play your cards right you don't actually HAVE to do anything for them the rest of your mortal life, but who would be satisfied with just that?

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 No.11009

Freelancing

High hanging fruit

2x Liberations per year

I'm not giving up my humanity this time. To live in this wonderland for another 98 years I have to convince a nun to do something they would never do on their own. I'd rather not ruin her life so maybe I can get her to dance with me or play a prank on her sisters? I'd get more mileage out of a nun than some random person If I have to corrupt a random person maybe I can open a market stand and offer free alcohol? That sounds easy. Of course I can just leave anytime I want but fuck it i'm going for MAGICAL ADVENTURE

>But what if you don't meet your quota? What about the punishment!

I'd rather die than have my soul prematurely snatched. I hope you like a belly full of steel you fairy shits.

Since i'm here in this magical world I'll go on a quest for immortality, preferably through the werewolf's curse. >>10898

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 No.11010

>>11008

If all you want is for them to leave you alone, take Contracting and nothing else. Give your Contract to somebody you know and as long as they don't end the contract or die before you do you don't have to worry about anything. If they DO, you have 6 more tries to find someone who won't break it.

The thing about Contracting is that the contract itself grants no power. The only thing they have over you is the threat of ending the contract prematurely, and with 7 tries that's not much of a threat. No need to worry about even trying to actually "liberate" the contract holder either since you'll be dead long before you end up failing 7 times.

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 No.11012

>>11010

>If all you want is for them to leave you alone

Freelancing a more attractive option because I want to live alongside the fairies as equals. I think I can assimilate into their society with little problems.

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 No.16777

>>10898

Man I remember this. BTW: Just ignore the submission part if you don't like it

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 No.16778

>>16777

Welp that didn't work. guess the 404 is permanent.

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 No.2811 [Open thread]

Think this one is buried here somewhere but it's good enough to get it's own thread.

20 KK

Heavy Dozer

So I'll take Scrap, Titanium (13) and RHA (9). That'll give me resistance to most small and large caliber bullets, they'll need shaped charges but we'll get to that in a minute.

So I'll take Scoop and Scoop plus (7), box of guns (5) and mounted MG (1)

Extras are Optics (0), Extra fuel (-3), muderholes (-5), communications (-7), oil (-8) and self-destruct (-11)

I take sealed in (-4) and shoot to kill (0). If they want me, they'll have to pick up pieces of me. When I explode, I'll go big boom thanks to the extra fuel and oil.

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 No.2818

>bulldozer

heavy. cars? trucks? building fronts? tear it all down.

>armour

Titanium. I'm building a tank here (-7)

>weapons

improved scoop, let's level something

ripper, tear up the roads

and mounted MG. shoot some motherfuckers down. (-7)

>extras

oil, self destruct and optics.

>complications

sealed in and shoot to kill (+11)

which I will use to take

extra fuel, improved engine and communications.

I will make 9/11 look like a walk in the park.

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 No.7023

>vehicle

Heavy

>armour

Titanium and BP glass (-13)

>complications (doing these first for points)

All. (+19)

>weapons

Scoop

Mortar

Box of guns

>extras

Adv. optics

Extra fuel

Improved engine

Murder holes

Self destruct

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 No.7044

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20KK

>Complications: Sealed in, shoot to kill. (+4, +7), 31KK

Let's do this properly.

>Size: Super-Heavy

This is the last dance after all, go big or go home.

>Armour: Layered, RHA, Reactive, Scrap Metal (-4, -8) 19KK

RHA with reactive over the top of it, and a spaced layer of scrap metal over the top. The scrap can stop the less threatening stuff from setting off or interfering with the ERA, and might just persuade the opposition that they don't need to bring out the heavy stuff as soon as they otherwise might.

>Weapons: Ripper, Improved Scoop (-1, -2) 16KK

This is a kill DOZER, not an Ersatz tank, and adding guns, mortars, and flamethrowers (oh my!) isn't part of the fun.

>Extras: Electric Netting, Advanced Optics, Self Destruct, Extra Fuel, Communications (-5, -3, -3, -3, -2) 0KK

The netting makes sure that nobody is going to climb on top of the killdozer to try and cut a way in or set charges. The advanced optics make sure that there are no weak points in the armour, and the self destruct goes nicely with the sealed in, shoot to kill, last dance idea. Extra fuel will make sure that I'm not going to stop any time soon, and communications gear will allow me to taunt the opposition & media, and play vid related on maximum volume over all accessible radio frequencies.

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 No.7651

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Return me to the earth. Return everything in my way to the earth, too.

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 No.10986

>>2811

BULLDOZER

Medium

I'd prefer to move as fast as I can while still having some decent armor.

ARMOR

Scrap Metal

Concrete

RHA

Titanium

A multi-layered composite armor composed of the aforementioned materiel should keep me safe for a good long while.

WEAPONS

Scoop

(((It's free, after all!)))

EXTRAS

Advanced Optics

Electric Netting

Improved Engine

Stronger Treads

Self Destruct

Cooling Fans

If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do this right. Can't turn back now. As for everything else, it would be rather embarrassing to have my rampage be cut short because my engine died in the middle of running over someone's mid-life crisis-mobile.

COMPLICATIONS

Sealed in

Military Base

Rival Killdozer

Shoot to kill

Bring it.

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