/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>>11126

Zombie One

3. A week to reach evac

A. The zombies shuffle

A. Zombie bites.

C. Boomers

A. Clouds Of Smoke

A. Katana

C. Cocaine and Cash

D. Jeep

D. Extra Companion

E. Ahab army vet

F. Fisher good boi

I could raid a store for supplies, steal a boat, and be out of the country in a day. The only way I can see this going badly is if the boomers don't stand out from the average zambino.

>>11137

>steal a boat, and be out of the country in a day.

The security perimeter is said to be along the border, which in diplomatic and political terms includes the territorial waters of a country. You'll get sunk the moment you cross it. Even if you want to try and argue that the wording of the cyoa doesn't specifically state that (which I think it does), you're forced in that case to revert to plain logic, in which case stopping boats from leaving would be the first thing to do if you want to quarantine a country.

>>11140

In option 3 they're evacuating the country dumbfuck. I'm saying I'd sail to the evac point, not fuck off into international waters all willy nilly.

>>11149

>not realizing that the numbered points in the beginning are a single list, not choices

>calling other people dumbfucks

Nice

Zombies:

fast zombie, afraid of sunlight

lethal bites

1 in 100 is a boomer

nuked, electronics fried

KATANA

backpack with water filter, and jackets

M1911

extra companion

Ahab, vietnam vet

Fisher, dog

1 month later, $1mil

Raid during the day, hide at night. Ahab shoots the boomers, dog scouts with me. Need his nose.

We'll be fine for 2 months, I hope.

>>7406

superstar

succubus familiar

Pocket dimension

>Adventure

Fuck this gay earth. If you wanted to invade Earth JUST DO IT

>Dark Elf Maid

She'd probably die in an attack but hey at least the shit stains in my underwear are finally gone.

>Gravity Manipulation

To kill a few thousand demons before I croak

>Immortality: Yes

>>7406

Magic Milk

Dark Elf Maid

Curse

I refuse the magic milk job and offer a counteroffer instead. I "curse" people with the magic milk so humanity has more than just my sperm to heal itself with. I don't give a shit if the media hates me at that point, i've done the moral thing and have a cute dark elf maid.

>>7406

Why is he so gay?

>>11181

too much soi

>>7336

What does power relative to your own mean? I took that to mean your summoned creatures shared in your powers, but would not be able to wield powers that you don't have.

>>7336

You can't change your skin tone or face with "Old Body". Not that it really affects anything, but thought I'd point it out.

>>7233

male, muscular, short hair, trimmed beard, caramel skin, confident face

powers: stronk tier 2, regeneration tier 2, cybernetics tier 2, shapeshift tier 2, inhuman+ tier 1

home-life: snacked up

clubs: karaoke, video game

hangout: theater, magic beach, fantasy tavern

classes: modern alch, robotics, martial arts

friends: irina, victoria, holly, susan, elisabeth

sweet heart: alice

rivals: persephone

>>7233 (OP)

male, muscular, short hair, trimmed beard, caramel skin, confident face

powers: stronk tier 2, regeneration tier 2, cybernetics tier 2, shapeshift tier 2, inhuman+ tier 1

home-life: snacked up

clubs: karaoke, video game

hangout: theater, magic beach, fantasy tavern

classes: modern alch, robotics, martial arts

friends: irina, victoria, holly, susan, elisabeth

sweet heart: alice

rivals: persephone

>>11096

Incorrect. IQ isn't linear. 300 would put you on an impossibly high magnitude which is hard to even comprehend. Regular humans would look like chimps from your perspective. That's probably the real drawback of this boon.

>>11104

That's what you think, but people already exist or have existed in the 250-300 range.

>>11105

IQ tests are progressively being made harder over time and regularly normalized so that the average tested subject results in a score of 100. It's all about that dank standard deviation. A 200 IQ person of the past taking a modern IQ test today would score lower by a noticeable margin. What's more, it's worth noting that due to nature of a standard IQ test, an IQ score of ~280 would put you at ~1 in 10billion people, while a score of just 15 points more would put you at about 1 in eighty quadrillion people.

The 300 IQ human would be a freak of nature, the likes of which we have never seen.

Vault of Riches seems risky unless I can just put $500k over and over again into my bank account without getting caught.

Everything else is kind of worthless so I'll take Brainiac to cure some problems I've been dealing with and maybe use the intelligence to get a better job.

Aspersion is a paradox because "pure water" doesn't exist if it touches something else, especially my oily hand. If it lets me just sprinkle distilled water with my hand then I pick that. I'll be a freelance witch doctor and travel the country helping people.

Otherwise I will be a psychic and offer my services to detectives, interrogators and lawyers. I will be filthy stinking bloody rich!

>>11027

I don't know what you're talking about, I can still see the original post just fine.

>Alignments

Loser Deviant

140 points total

>Ward

The Vidya house

>Furnishings

Ward Change

Private Bathroom

90 points left

>Powers

Ray of feelings and anxiety cure

the other 65 of my points will go to jewman for $195 bucks a week.

I'll just stay in my room and play vidya all day, only going out to eat. I can socialize with other prisoners online and may even meet up IRL if there are some ok people in the prison.

<Loser

>D-does 2D waifu count? +5

>Wageslavin' +10

>Hey, internet people can be friends. +15

>My virginity is none of your busin– +10

40

<Deviant

>HOLDING HANDS. 0

>Nope. 0

>Definitely no. 0

>Ironic ERP, but no conditions satisfied. 0

0

<Nerd

>Haha. Yeah. +5

>Act varies too much. 0

>I dunno about 90%. Maybe like 75%ish. Still most of them. 0

>More than 2 hours when I do play, but it's not every day. 0

5

<Weeb

>All of the day. +5

>Those are artistic physical renderings of the beauty of 2D in interactable form, you PLEBEIAN. +10

>Why sample from just one place? I consume a lot of stuff from elsewhere, too. 0

>… Fuck, I just knew learning moon would Nip me in the ass. +10

25

<Neckbeard

>Still do. +5

>Nothing offline, and definitely not the latter. 0

>Too poor for that. 0

>Too calm for that. 0

5

<Edgelord

>Everyone should have a weapon. +5

>Nah. And I'd rather be a fag and protect someone instead. 0

>Nothing seriously. 0

>The old games are good and the latest show ain't bad, don't care about the rest. 0

5

Third image is 404. Anyone have it?

>>2165

AA

Loser: 25

Deviant: 15

Nerd: 25

Weeb: 30

Neckbeard: 5

Edgelord: 25

Insanity: 0

Loser/Nerd/Weeb/Edgelord - 125

Ward: Prison School with seeking about.

Items and Furnishings

Your Videogame Stuff - free

Your Anime Stuff - free

Old Clothing - Weeb Style

Powers:

Cute Boy

Anxiety Cure

Reality Marble

*Teleports Behind You*

>>11097

Old Clothing to making the Jew give me $60 a week. I forgot I could do that.

404revivebump.

Rolled 406 (1d1000)

>>169

roll

>>160

Food[-11]: Two Loaves of Bread, Fast Food(-2), Kitchen(-5), Drink Machine(-4)

Health[-12]: Dental(-2), Multivitamins(-1), Check Ups(-4), Toiletries(-1), Shower(-4)

Entertainment[-5]: TV(-2), Vidya(-1), Computer(-1), Art Supplies(-1)

Personal Improvement[-20]: Youth(-10), Smart(-10), Virtuoso(-10), Bonus Testing(+10)

Miscellaneous[+19]: Money(-20), No Ticking, Indoor Pet(Cat)(2), 28 Extra Years(+41)

Total: 1

I am set to being in the room for 38 years, but I will not need to worry about not having enough time for anything thanks to not aging.

My food situation is pretty good. I've got 2 fresh loaves of bread each day, in addition to a fully stocked kitchen, a fast food menu that is basically delivery, and a drink machine that should serve me anything that isn't alcoholic or a milkshake. I'd probably sharpen my minimal cooking and baking skills over the years, especially when I have a craving for something that Fast Food doesn't make available.

My health would be decidedly well taken care of with regular check ups and treatments if anything goes wrong, and multivitamins to cover the bases that my shitty diet will miss. I've even got toiletries and a shower to keep myself clean.

For entertainment, I am just going to say that taking Vidya alongside the Computer makes it so that the Computer can be used for Vidya, and that Vidya covers subscription fees for games. Between multiplayer video games and the internet, I would not need for much social interaction, although I would probably much more social online without regular human contact in other spaces. I'd mostly use the TV to play music, but I would occasionally use its movie function if there was something that I wanted to watch. If I find myself in a fey mood, I'll make use of the art supplies.

As for the Personal Improvement category, Youth will make it so that I could potentially spend eternity doing shit, Smart would mostly be for my personal edification, and Virtuoso is so that I can finally find the dedication and passion to create all the content I want to. Bonus Testing seemsPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>169

The zombie apocalypse is upon us

(30)

japanese lesbian -12

chainsaw -3

hideout: rooftop house -9

bonuses: food supplies -6

will just wait in the house with two hot girls. the access is easy to defend and we have all the food to survive.

>>174

island survival

lightsaber: easy to cut throught zombies with that

she Hulk: strong + she like sex

water: most important ressource

ATV

nintendos: for Entertainment

scrap metal: will build an shelter

>>169

roll

>>8899

Here's an educational video on how to handle a couple of dragons

Half assed "final" bosses will get you nowhere, here's the big guns.

>>2993

>Class

The Shadow

>Nice Free Powers

>Race

Goblin

>Death Option

Death Realm

>Powers

I Am The Law - Seems like a fun thing to screw with

Waifu Catcher - I'm going to steal as many waifus as I can

No Guns!

Legendary Hero

Transmutation - To change my harems/stolen waifus into my own waifus. There will be lots of Nepeta's and furries

Shapeshifting - To change myself into whatever I want

>Artifacts

The Needle - Helps shape stolen waifus more to my own tastes, or fuck hardcore with people's minds for fun

Secret Hideout - I need to store my countless stolen waifus and harems somewhere

Seeker's Map

Orb of Normality - If I'm going to be evil I"m going to use something that lets me indulge all I want with only my rival able to see through it, and I"ll probably avoid them until I need to slay them

Love Potion - For effective waifu stealing

>Companions

Shadow Assassin

>Drawbacks

A Fair Warning - Sucks can't go full unknown, but worth the points as a drawback

Empower The People - It's better to bring the average person on more equal grounds, especially when those I hunt are unworthy of power anyway

Adventurer

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>>5376

appearance: Young adult female

Relationship: Partner

power:

organ: spine

mutation: durability/speed/intelligence/natural weapons/chameleon/the understanding

future: bill nye/chill

Child

Female

Partner

Spine + Heart

Speed + Intelligence + Beauty

Minor Telepathy + Chameleon

True Understanding

Just Chill Man

>>5376

Maybe they should've made the parasite project a tulpa into your mind as a way to interact with you, rather than growing a body.

>>5376

>Eventual age

Teen-ish I guess

>Gender

Female.

>Relationship

Partner, because this is a waifu generator. Duh

>organ

spine I guess

>Mutaions

>LVL 1

Strength, Speed, and Intelligence

>LVL 2

(These suck) Natural weapons, and minor telepathy

>LVL 3

Hivemind Echo so I can perform my future job adequately

>Future

Department of Xeno affairs, I'll use my position to push for a relatively /pol/ like nation to be formed. A sort of pseudo-isreal but for white people (with or without symbiotes) instead of jews.

>>9774

*is a shit fetish

DOKTOR build

Beautiful Man

Salacious Science

Healbitch

Long Distance

Passive Skill

Reverse Kryptonite(Most Similar to Ubercharge)

Convenient Background

Active Skill:

Viewers Choice, since none of them were really fitting

Lovely Woman, Swords and succubi, Healmom, sex, matchmaker, Freud's revenge, oversensitive

>>5062

nice

>>11051

But you know what?

I drop Fukawa and Victoria as slaves, and tireless Servant since they are stored in a timeless void anyhow and only need to eat rarily.

Then I take Telekinesis and am suddenly able to fuck things up on my own from the start.

>>11045

>I kill everyone who did this CYOA unironically:https://8ch.net/cyoa/res/9965.html

They would all die of old age anyway

>>11058

My build for that is set in sci-fi future. I can probably find a way to avoid old age even if I have to go full cyborg.

>>10847

https://youtu.be/fZJGTevM3QI

potatoes

leprelauncher

shoulder chip

an even angier scottsman

was thinking about blarney stone + wolves but this is better. all i have to do is pick a fight with the angry scot and kill him. he won't come back from the dead.

Potatoes cuz I can't afford alcohol.

FUCK YEAH GAE BOLG *reads down further* FUCK YOUR ANTI OTAKU BS! WOLFHOUNDS IT IS THEN!

oooo Blarney Stone *reads furthers* OH COME ON MY TYPE IS RESISTANCE?! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

oh god Druid's pic is hilarious. ummmmm Shoulder Chip? nah i'm going with Druid.

Wolves, Big Assed Lassies. come and try to humiliate me lassies i'll be staring at your butt whilst you are doing so!

Rare footage of a fight between the drunken Scottsman

Power Source: Alcohol.

What would I do if we starve again?

Weapon: Gae Bolg

Need to Impale some Anglo-Saxon Invaders

Bònais: Eòlas Gàidhlig

Sasannach a 'Bheurla

nàmhaid air a mhealladh: An Sasannach sìorraidh

Chan eil ach aon fìor nàmhaid

I just wanted to say that the first place I heard of the "Gae Bolg" was The Last Remnant. That is all.

>>9227

Are you implying Linda is a trap? Pretty big boobs there for a guy.

Blair.

Runner-up: Wendy.

>>9237

K, not a trap, a new-half. Trans minus the surgery

Link to all images?

>>8933

Katsumi. I want a sugar mommy who will fuck me hard and often.

>submission in any capacity

It's not even worth reading the rest of it.

>>10899

>>10900

Both blessed with dubs, both blessed with the correct opinions. Truly we ought to gas the Fairies, race war NOW!

>you are slave

>no option to be free/equal

get fucked.

HUMANS STRONG. FAYS, WE WAR YOU.

Freelancing

High hanging fruit

2x Liberations per year

I'm not giving up my humanity this time. To live in this wonderland for another 98 years I have to convince a nun to do something they would never do on their own. I'd rather not ruin her life so maybe I can get her to dance with me or play a prank on her sisters? I'd get more mileage out of a nun than some random person If I have to corrupt a random person maybe I can open a market stand and offer free alcohol? That sounds easy. Of course I can just leave anytime I want but fuck it i'm going for MAGICAL ADVENTURE

>But what if you don't meet your quota? What about the punishment!

I'd rather die than have my soul prematurely snatched. I hope you like a belly full of steel you fairy shits.

Since i'm here in this magical world I'll go on a quest for immortality, preferably through the werewolf's curse. >>10898

>>11008

If all you want is for them to leave you alone, take Contracting and nothing else. Give your Contract to somebody you know and as long as they don't end the contract or die before you do you don't have to worry about anything. If they DO, you have 6 more tries to find someone who won't break it.

The thing about Contracting is that the contract itself grants no power. The only thing they have over you is the threat of ending the contract prematurely, and with 7 tries that's not much of a threat. No need to worry about even trying to actually "liberate" the contract holder either since you'll be dead long before you end up failing 7 times.

>>11010

>If all you want is for them to leave you alone

Freelancing a more attractive option because I want to live alongside the fairies as equals. I think I can assimilate into their society with little problems.

>bulldozer

heavy. cars? trucks? building fronts? tear it all down.

>armour

Titanium. I'm building a tank here (-7)

>weapons

improved scoop, let's level something

ripper, tear up the roads

and mounted MG. shoot some motherfuckers down. (-7)

>extras

oil, self destruct and optics.

>complications

sealed in and shoot to kill (+11)

which I will use to take

extra fuel, improved engine and communications.

I will make 9/11 look like a walk in the park.

>vehicle

Heavy

>armour

Titanium and BP glass (-13)

>complications (doing these first for points)

All. (+19)

>weapons

Scoop

Mortar

Box of guns

>extras

Adv. optics

Extra fuel

Improved engine

Murder holes

Self destruct

20KK

>Complications: Sealed in, shoot to kill. (+4, +7), 31KK

Let's do this properly.

>Size: Super-Heavy

This is the last dance after all, go big or go home.

>Armour: Layered, RHA, Reactive, Scrap Metal (-4, -8) 19KK

RHA with reactive over the top of it, and a spaced layer of scrap metal over the top. The scrap can stop the less threatening stuff from setting off or interfering with the ERA, and might just persuade the opposition that they don't need to bring out the heavy stuff as soon as they otherwise might.

>Weapons: Ripper, Improved Scoop (-1, -2) 16KK

This is a kill DOZER, not an Ersatz tank, and adding guns, mortars, and flamethrowers (oh my!) isn't part of the fun.

>Extras: Electric Netting, Advanced Optics, Self Destruct, Extra Fuel, Communications (-5, -3, -3, -3, -2) 0KK

The netting makes sure that nobody is going to climb on top of the killdozer to try and cut a way in or set charges. The advanced optics make sure that there are no weak points in the armour, and the self destruct goes nicely with the sealed in, shoot to kill, last dance idea. Extra fuel will make sure that I'm not going to stop any time soon, and communications gear will allow me to taunt the opposition & media, and play vid related on maximum volume over all accessible radio frequencies.

>>2811

BULLDOZER

Medium

I'd prefer to move as fast as I can while still having some decent armor.

ARMOR

Scrap Metal

Concrete

RHA

Titanium

A multi-layered composite armor composed of the aforementioned materiel should keep me safe for a good long while.

WEAPONS

Scoop

(((It's free, after all!)))

EXTRAS

Advanced Optics

Electric Netting

Improved Engine

Stronger Treads

Self Destruct

Cooling Fans

If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do this right. Can't turn back now. As for everything else, it would be rather embarrassing to have my rampage be cut short because my engine died in the middle of running over someone's mid-life crisis-mobile.

COMPLICATIONS

Sealed in

Military Base

Rival Killdozer

Shoot to kill

Bring it.