/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>>9529

Wandering Book Shop

Comes by every couple of days with different books, sometimes they are useless, sometimes they are exactly what you need to know about and sometimes they are rare treasure that will greatly help you in the future.

>>9530

worst possible timing

you can cause someone to have catastrophic diarrhea simply by willing it to, but it will be trigger at the exact moment where it would be the worst possible moment to have it.

>>9538

um let me find a pic.

>what has been seen can not be unseen. if you are ever caught doing something you shouldn't inflict a Geas upon the observer(s) which prevents them from ever speaking about it until after a week has passed.

only has charges for 10 uses per day. use wisely.

>>9540

Unhelpfel assistant.

To regain (1) point for your plans elsewhere, you can accept an assistant. details of their uselessness are up to you – maybe it's the blonde secretary that keeps folding the paper before scanning the document "so it doesn't get stolen when we email the jpeg" – maybe it's a cat that keeps your hands warm by sleeping on them while you type. There are ways around their intrusions, but you can't refuse their "help" – it would CRUSH THEIR HEART. CRUSH IT SO HARD. and you're not that kind of player, are you?

>>9541

Cosmic map.

You notice the strange etchings in the rug make sense. They look like a map for something. What it is, you don't know, but it seems it points to a place in the alaskan wilderness, and that an adventure awaits.

Quest enabled: communing with the spirits

Perk enabled: return to the land

Quest disabled: agent of the system

Perk disabled: cog in the machine

>>9544

Good Ending

through your hard picked decisions and hard fought battles you have finally finished your adventure and can now retire with your harem and all the wealth you have collected during your travels.

>>9545

Eldritch Sustenance

Your body will be twisted by the Elder Aspects, infusing you with eldritch vitality, and granting you endless sustenance, but for a horrible price…

The spare power will accumulate as an alien tissue inside your body, that will bloat you like fat, and produce estrogen hormones.

>>9548

Fickle Postcongination (past vision).

You gain twin small rabbits whom have the power of semi-inconvenient postcogination whom has an unsuppressable urge to tell you what they have seen.

only 1 in 5 chance will their vision be relevant to your current goals.

they are unkillable and will teleport next to you whenever they get more then 20 feet (6.096 meters) away.

luckily other than those times they are completely silent and need not be fed.

>>9551

smugness summoner

if ever you find yourself in an argument with someone, in person or on the internet, a group of girls will be summoned to insult and barb them. Except, these insults will be supernaturally razor sharp, leaving even the hardiest /b/tard fuming.

>>9552

Doors Mean Nothing To Me

Sometimes your quest seems to come to a dead end, as your opponent slams the door in your face. This perk costs double the normal perk cost, and allows you to ignore doors as needed. Note, this will make everyone, not just your opponent, upset at you because of the damage to doors, door frames, and potentially carpeting.

Adding this perk to one of your companions costs triple.

>>9554

>Monolith of Likeness<

You become ageless, formless, and timeless. Great statues will be erected in your honor. The world will adhere to your preferred aesthetic, fusing agriculture with architecture in a way that pleases you. Your only interactions will be speaking through your ministers and answering the prayers at shrines, but it will be contenting to merely watch your lovely world.

>>9568

Murderous Mascot

The mascot and face of a beloved fictional work is now real. That mascot is also filled with an urge to kill and you are its prime target. In this scenario, you must either avoid the mascot or take them down. Accomplishing the latter will yield you many riches based on what franchise they came from.

>>9582

Forced reverse liposuction

You will be captured by the bloatmaxers, who will iniect you with fat, to make you one of them. It's your own fault for not maintaining required fat percentage in your body anyway.

>>9584

Katherine

This blue skinned humanoid might have been a bizarre sight on Earth but is completely normal in a fantasy world. Katherine enjoys long walks and sitting around a campfire with you. She isn't especially strong physically but her knowledge in magic more than makes up for that. She also has a little fairy companion with her who might be useless in fights but has a decent amount of knowledge regarding ancient technology and mythology.

>>9588

*Giant Creepy Skeleton*

for gaining ten (10) Universal Points you have this …creature that follows you.

it doesn't appear on any sort of sensors weather that be magical, urban tech, future tech, clarktech, divine BS nuffing.

do not look at it's eyes unless you want to die.

it can teleport and breach any obstacle within its path to you.

no one else can see it but it can effect them. you can't avoid it or can you kill it.

unless something that effects the fate of the world happens it will do nothing expect stare at you from windows or a distance forever reminding you of this giant stalker.

if you die (and your respawn options are repleted) it will resurrect you (no matter the cause) at the prime of your life and said prime intestifies each revival.

heat death is no matter for its very existence nullifies Grade/Divine Scale Entropy. if something does happen to destroy the universe it will remake it.

if something does threaten the universe it rapidly and constantly flickers through all of the spacetime fabric of reality until it finds the threatener's weakness before exploiting it.

Cost 90 points. transforms setting into an omniversal scale with kitchen sink of the various fantasties, urban, magical, clarktech, and Lovecraftian mythos.

you and it will spend eternity together as the final line of defense for reality itself. if you so happen to fall in love or make friends the Skeleton replicates itself and bonds its spawn to them.

*I … don't wa…nt anyone …else to be alone …anymore*

>shit I was suppose to make this a drawback. now I made this into a mix of a perk/companion and a setting.

>>9593

Holy Plate

Armor forged in the light of the heavens. Provides superior defence to all but the deadliest attacks. Available only to those that follow the god of Justice.

>>9595

STELLA, THE TEMPLAR FROM THE FUTURE

Stella is a knight of your order, brought back to our time to aid us against the demonic threat. Using her 'smärtt fone', she can call in assistance in the form of strange metallic siege machines, 'warthog' dragons that spew trails of death from their unmoving mouths, and cures for even the worst of our disease. She also has access to a single 'nook', which she claims can destroy a city in the blink of an eye, though such power is surely beyond the capability of man.

>>9608

Materialization

Gain the ability to materialize objects depending on the amount of pain you're currently experiencing. The ability won't work with small amounts of pain like if get scratched and will only work when the pain is inflicted by someone else. The complexity of the object being materialized will depend on the amount of pain you experience. You also won't have full control over what you materialize when experiencing immense pain and the object will be something you subconsciously think will help stop more pain from being inflicted.

Here's some examples of what certain amounts of pain will allow you to materialize:

Being stabbed: Simple objects(ex. pepper spray), melee weapons.

Being badly burned: Modern weapons, modern technology(ex. smartphones).

Limb cut off: Future technology(ex. laser weapons, small space ships, advanced prosthetics).

>>9615

Eldritch Furniture

You have been granted special furniture by the Elder Gods. This furniture, on your command, can transform into a shoggoth. The furniture is the most comfortable damn things in existence but the more you use them, the more you lose your mind.

>>9616

WTFactor

Your apparent ability to fuck things up is nothing short of stupefying. People will gawk and stare at the trail of utter ruination you leave. You aren't actually any better at destroying things; this simply alters the perceptions of others, making them think you're an avatar of demolition.

Unfortunately, this ability has no lower threshold, and it can't be deactivated. Eating a cone of ice cream? Others will think you're biting into a block of solid ice. Gently opening a door? Nah, you almost ripped it off its hinges.

>>9623

Race for Resurrection

In order to maintain immortality, you must avoid dying. You won't age, but can be killed; IF you are killed, you have the option to beat death.

At NASCAR. Outrace death, and you will be brought back to life, seemingly one minute from when you died.

Do note that if you choose this form of immortality, everything in the underworld will be on fine. The rubber-has-melted-running-on-steel-rims problem will slow death down in the same way, but he runs this race several times a day (you're hardly the only one to choose this means to living forever) and is used to it. Death barely even feels the flames on his skin. Err, bones. You'll have skin, at least at first.

And it will be on fire.

>>9625

Shelter: Municipal Library

Solidly-built and spacious, the mysterious now-empty library stands strong in any weather and never seems to degrade past a certain point. The glass remains clear and eventually repairs itself of any damage it experiences, though you never see it happen. There are multitudes of bookshelves, some empty (ideal for personal use) and some with books on topics varying from everything from "how to whittle soup spoons" to "summoning extra-worldly beings with animal bones" in languages both familiar and alien. The card indexes, mysteriously, all seem to be in French and appear to be in poor condition, and woefully out-of-date. There's a few cozy rooms for living in, hotplates for cooking, and it seems to have clean water in the restrooms. However, you can't help but notice that the contents of the shelves seem to change when you're not looking and the lights turn off in other rooms when you're not there. The appearance of warning notes when you leave a library book off the shelf too long also has you wondering just what else is living in this facility with you….

>>9626

Room 307. Bread torture

You will be starved for days on end, with short breaks, being fed only small quantities of bread. Then, you will be placed in a room filled with poisonous bread, still in near starving condition. You have to endure a week of starvation, lying alongside piles of pousoned food, while agents of the Security Bureau taunt you, eating their meals behind a glass panel, and offer you food if you just sign that testimony, incriminating you and your whole family. If you manage to endure that week, the time limit for holding you without a sentence will expire, and you will be relased.

>>9628

mug, man

a sentient drinks mug. a wisecracking joker, never fails to cheer you up on even the most dismal of mornings.

>>9630

Sleazy Con-man

A sleazy con-man will start to operate in your area, peddling compromised watered down political philosophy to the gullible. Nobody will believe you, if you try to stop him. The only way to end his rampage, is to publicly expose his flawed logic, and intelectual dishonesty.

>>9631

>Phantom touch (monarchs)

you gain the ability to remotely molest members of the chosen group (monarchs) through manipulating a sufficiently detailed drawing, engraving, model, or sculpture of the target. Photographs and video footage do not work.

>>9633

Influencing idol

A small golden statue of a Greek god, when placed on its pedestal, people (by the exception of you) will be driven to lewd acts as a form of worship, even as far as to start orgies with complete strangers.

>>9638

Delta base.

Requires NDA.

This job listing says it's janitoring "for an undisclosed contractor".

By taking this job you will be given 401k, 100k/yr, government sponsored housing

It consists of being a janitor at a government high-science facility

Security breaches are common due to the high instability of the projects worked at here and spies trying to gather intel

At least it's not the SCP facility

>>9641

>Beercock

Your cock is a beer.

>>9644

Visually distinct

From this point on you will always be perceived as visually striking and noteworthy. No matter your clothing or lax personal grooming you will always be the centre of attention.

>>9645

Faction: Hard Corps

Formed during the 1980's in assisting the Contras, the Hard Corps is known for undertaking dangerous missions that require working alongside US allies in overthrowing regimes to install good old fashioned American Freedom. Those that join the Hard Corps are better shots and tend to be good at leading weaker infantry. However, they do not excel in solo ops and tend to rely more on acting as leaders for meat grinders.

>>9651

forgot the pic.

>>9652

Proper Paranoia

You will from time to time feel a strong urge to accuse random people of espionage, treason and subversion - and more often than not, you will be right. Proving your claims is a different story, however.

>>9681

Out of his jurisdiction

You are being watched, constantly, the police are always after you. As soon as you do anything illegal a dozen highly trained officers will storm in and apprehend you. They will however be forced to let you go when you remind them that they belong to another nations police force and are several thousand miles out of their jurisdiction. They always apologise, leave you with a cheque for damages/harassment, and look rather stupid as they pile back into their van.

>>9711

You know Corbyn's not that cool.

>>9714

Extra scenario:Time Displaced

Although the lazy Deity kept her word in sending you back to your world, she wasn't able to send you back to your proper time period. You're now stuck in a time period of your choosing but you won't have an easy time surviving depending on what era it is. Should you manage to hold out in a year doing odd jobs for the Deities, a more powerful Deity will ensure you return home with all the accumulated loot and power as promised.

>>9722

Magnetic buttocks

Selecting this option will alter the usual properties of peoples buttocks. No scientist can explain the mechanism behind it, but most accept that it's best explained in terms of magnetism. Male buttocks seem to hold a 'positive' polarity with female buttocks holding a 'negative' polarity; with the strength of the field determined by the size of the arses in question. As much as everyone understands and accepts this it does cause frequent embarrassment and unhappiness. There are urban legends of people stuck permanently to the backsides of particularly fat men or women.

>>9728

Baithook

You have a physical hook that you can bait nearly anyone into attacking. They will be furious at the hook and chase it down heedlessly, needlessly, endlessly.

Or perhaps they won't.

You can sometimes get a person to fall off a cliff or jump in front of a moving bus, but mostly they'll just trample you senseless. This is particularly dangerous if you bait someone in a crowd, as someone, perhaps several someones, will make the connection that YOU are the one baiting them, and beat you senseless for carrying that baithook.

If the baithook is lost or destroyed, it will regenerate within a day. Your health is not protected by this provision.

>>9735

Transformation (sexual) - requires: sex = male, penis = stallion.

When a sexual partner climaxes with you inside them they undergo an irreversible transformation. Within anything from a minute to half an hour after their orgasm they will become an intelligent, bizarrely coloured, pony capable of speech and retaining their personality. After the transformation the subject will show an almost irresistible desire to nuzzle and stroke themselves against you, paying particular attention to your cock and balls. In the event that this becomes public knowledge you are likely to face charges for bestiality (and possibly paedophilia, they do seem to be immature ponies after all). You'll also find that only the ugliest and most devoted MLP fans are likely to want to sleep with you. Maybe you should keep this on the down low.

Psychic Magitech Sorceress Army

You gain an army of devoted Psychic Magitech Sorceress. They will use a ritual to make you Immortal and will conquer your rivals for you. You will find your days are stretched out by 6 hours. Three of these hours will be used for breeding the other three hours will be grueling training to make you their ideal mate. If you volunteer your time to either of cheese activities it will make them happy and confirm that they had made the right chose of master.

>>9738

Sexy soul binding

Your soul is now irrevocably bound to seven female spirits. They're not *technically* Succubi, but you might not be able to tell the difference. Every day you will get a 'request', just a noise you hear in your mind. Agreeing to the request will see you being summoned to one of the spirits realm. Each spirit has its own form and preferred type of sex, and will grow and develop according to how you react. If you refuse the request they'll understand, for a while. Turn down more than 3 requests in a row (or 3 requests from the same spirit over any length of time) and that spirit will abduct you, keeping you in their realm to be subjected to whatever they want for 48 hours before returning you to reality. With any luck you won't get tired of all the fucking, or ever have a time in your life (death of a loved one, huge project at work, etc) when you're not feeling like it for 3 days in a row.

>>9742

Curse: Weirdness Field

People around you will behave in bizarre, unhinged and often unsavory ways, and they will invariably be shocked upon confrontation. It's like some evil spirit possesses them.

>>9747

Terrain: Meditation Spot.

Your Magic Power increases the more comfy you are. Effect lasts a few minutes after you are no longer comfy, gradually decaying.

>>9749

Meme magic

While less overtly powerful than the other colleges of magic its practitioners claim that the subtle guidance available to a meme magician is far more wide reaching and flexible. The most basic effect most meme magicians exhibit is replacing all negative insults and descriptions with some variation of the word 'cuck'. This effect has a significantly less than even chance of persuading onlookers, but almost invariably outrages the target, which the meme magicians frequently claim is just as good.

>>9751

Shit Breaker

A spirit of mischief and discord blesses you with the ability to destroy social lives by flinging actual feces. Those affected are socially dead

+can destroy relationships, toxic relationships included

+no one is safe from your shit.

-you hands reek of the most vile feces

-that stench is never going to get off.

>>9754

THICC OR STICC

Can cause anybody's ass or thighs to expand or contract, but the mass has to come from and go somewhere. If you're expanding someone else then you lose fat and if you're shrinking someone else you gain it.

>>9755

Fantasy Baseball Sleeper

While you are holding this enchanted baseball, you may lie in mid-air as if you were on a mattress. The comfort is said to be extremely blissful, enough to make one feel the need to take a nap, regardless where they may be. However, to be fully powered, it requires you be watched or onlooked by at least one person while you are resting. Perfect for breaks at work or home, or rubbing it in a friend's face as you chill out in their shitty ass apartment.

>>9757

Disadvantage: NUTS

Upon taking this disadvantage, you star to see and taste nuts anywhere you are. The taste range from mediocre dollar store nuts to a musky unwashed nutshack. This can happen at any point within a month.If you have a nut allergy, it will flare, painful enough to debilitate but not deadly enough to kill you. This allergy last for a whole day.

>>9758

scenario: perceptual problems

you find yourself in an anime all girl's school, only for some bizarre reason, they've made an exception for you. expect shitloads of ecchi.

>>9760

gain 10 points for this disadvantage.

>reality breaks in odd but preditctable ways, over the course of a month you can finally avoid the effects of said curse.

>said curse inflicts (hentai/agony/summons a tsundere/summons one of Lovecraft's famous creatures/things)

>you are the only survivor and you can only discripe the events in blunt and obvious tones/words.

>>9761

It's like one of my Japanese Animes!

You fundamentally change the way your universe works. Now your [cute] stat can be used to resolve any challenge you face. As a downside though a particularly twisted fanfic author will be given direct control over your universe; prepare to be shipped with everyone they find remotely interesting, and you will be regularly raped by some random thing (yes even the toaster) at least once a week.

>>9762

Companion:

Testiclese Maximus

A man from a middle age era. His large ballsack is known to attract many wenches while gaining the ire of husbands. Though not skilled in combat, Testicles will teach you the ways to gain a glorious pair of balls like his.

>>9796

Companion: Angry Black Man.

Damn son, he angry. You're not sure when he turned up or why he's following you, and like when you ask for his name, any question is met with a stream of profanity and several pushes/punches. You're not sure why you keep him around, but he doesn't give you much choice. He's staying and you'd better get used to it.

>>9802

Nemesis: Red Steel Khan

A cyborg warlord who terrorized the galaxy for hundreds of years. Khan is a bloodthirsty monster who seeks greater challenges and he sees you as a viable target. Not many faced Khan and lived to tell the tale. It is said that if you defeat Khan, you get some sort of special treasure he accumulated over the years.

Additional Species trait: Smooth Bodied

This gives the Anthro species the possibility (or choice in magic universe options) of being either fully furred or bald except for head, tail, and pubes. If you have Total Control perks, you may alter the percentage of furless-ness to choose where fur is or isn't, or even change percentage of which furries are or aren't effected by this trait.

CYOA Tour guide

This companion will make you fill another cyoa and then another. Until you cry for mercy. How ever you can get one perk from the random Cyoa picture perks list or disadvantages equal to the number of the cyoa that your filling out. one for the first and two more for the second one. the more you fill out the more perks you get for that cyoa. So go fill out that epic saga of cyoa.

"is she an imp that feeds off the residual energy when reincarnate into more powerful forms. Or is there is much grander agenda to her plans."

>>9817

Society Change: Top Heavy

Women in your society will, as they pass through puberty, gain more and more mass in their upper bodies and particularly their breasts. By the time they're 18 all the fat in their bodies (and all they fat that they eat) is focused entirely in their breasts. All manner of things change, and you should be entirely sure you're ready for all the possibilities that will come from this before you choose it.

>>9820

>>9820

>Super Smug Madame Not The President

This bitch couldn't get into office, but after interacting with the Ooze from TNMT she morphed into a toad. Now she likes hanging out with you, giving you backstabby politician advice (actually quite useful) -getting drunk, and treating you like her grandsom.

>>9821

don't look at explosions

you can will a destructible building or structure to dramatically explode by dramatically turning your back and walking away.

>>9823

Enforced jolliness

You are, officially and legally, recognised as the funniest man to ever live. The fame has its perks, but everyone you meet is convinced that everything you do or say is some kind of a joke. When you're not trying to make them laugh they'll assume that they just don't get the joke and force laughter in the hope that they won't look stupid in front of their friends.

>>9845

forgot my goddamn image

>>9846

Battle Brothers

You are now in command of your very own Totally Not Space Marines chapter*. They are extremely loyal and obedient, but they do expect you to lead them in a cause. Doesn't matter what that cause is, but they need fervent leadership in service of a goal or they will become restless and try to come up with one on their own.

*Comes with spaceship that services logistical needs OR you can become one of them.

>>9855

Adopted Child

You are now the adopted child of an evil wizard. You can choose whatever race you want. However it must be an evil race such as goblin, kobold, troll, etc. Alternatively you can retain your human form but you'll have to live up to being more evil than the other races.

+Own a sweet-ass suit of evil armor

+A matching evil weapon to go with that sweet-ass evil armor

-Forces of Good will see you as a high priority target

-Good luck dealing with other evil beings. They can be backstabbing pricks.

>>9859

Setting: the zone

You wake up in an odd looking room, everyone is talking in something that sounds like Ukrainian but you can understand it perfectly. You're told that the entire area is irradiated, filled with bizarre anomalies, and hungry mutant creatures. But people outside the zone do pay very well for the artefacts you can find here.

+ [Tough]

++ [Radiation]

+++ [Weapons: firearms]

++++ [Potion: Vodka]

>>9865

The Million Watt Warrior

You gain a supernatural command of electromagnetic phenomena, but you can only use it as a weapon against degenerates, human garbage, disgusting creatures and the forces of evil. Attempts to abuse its destructive power will end poorly.

>>9872

Bestest … Guy

No matter what crimes you commit, nothing bad will happen so long as you serve the interests of your hidden masters. Of course serving them will slowly weaken you and everything/one that you ought to care about, but hey, it should all be for the best, right? You're not some kind of crazy conspiracy theorist, are you?

>>9923

>explain

Any further questions?

>>9874

Fergus Manus

Rival: a fledgling basement dweller in training, Fergus sees you as a rival in becoming the greatest shitposter on the Chans. Though he is just a tripfag, he has enough tendies to stay on the computer.

+10 points

>>9925

Busty Bimbo Barbarians

This setting is home to a number of tribes paradoxically composed only of women. Though many civilised people do not like talking about this their frequent raids on outlying villages and towns are marked by abducting men, who are tied up, fought over, and then ridden to death by the bustiest and most violent members of the tribe. The men do not survive for long, but tend to impregnate at least one of the women before they die. The male children born are killed immediately and the females are raised as the next generation of the tribe. Try not to get taken, unless you have a reincarnation ability and are into that kind of thing.

>>9926

Nemesis: Kobalt Kommando

By pissing off most of Reichland, you managed to gain an enemy known as the Kobalt Kommando. An expert in firefights and stealth, the Kommando is a deadly foe to be reckoned with. Despite being more fragile than the standard Alfen Whermact, the Kobold makes up for it in with all of his skills.

+50 points

>>9936

Goal: YIFF IN HELL!

The Church, your King, and human decency all demand that you cleanse the land of the anthropomorphic infection that blights it. Their degenerate society leads to a high birthrate, and their abhuman biology leads to a rapid maturation (this is one of the major reasons that demands their extermination), you will find this difficult. Most of your companions agree that you should kill it with fire.

>>9938

moyles'o'broyon

a gifted engineer of many talents sporting a notable irish accent, if you have problems with your car, water, electric, or even just need a good friend then he'll be happy to help. on the condition you be a surrogate counselor for his goddawful marriage.

>>9941

Philosophical Phucking

People in this world find nothing more arousing than philosophical discussion. Clubs all over the world are full of teenagers desperately trying to pretend they understand the Allegory of the Cave (beyond what they read on social media infographics), and women everywhere dream of finding their very own Godel or Kierkegaard (or at least a man who understands their work). Replace your [charm] stat with [logic] or [exegesis] when rolling to seduce.

>>9943

Finley Mckinely

a genius alchemist looking to get back to his home timeline, saddened that alchemy has been supplanted by chemistry, and cast into the dirt.

spend enough time with him and he'll reveal the secret to aeternalis, a coal-esque brick of fuel which releases large amounts of heat and burns 100% cleanly, giving off no harmful gasses, leaving not even ash or dust behind.

Frustration Area

you are being detained in a frustration area after 40 hours of pure frustration torture you will be released you will not be allowed to sleep, Medical assistance will be provided to help you stay awake (force you to stay awake) you will be allowed to leave, All your assets and belongings will be confiscated for two weeks. Before being returned in less than original condition.

>>10046

lewd hero gang

you are integrated as a member of a cadre of superheroines.

1st girl wields light magic

2nd girl wields dark

3rd girl is a mana fighter

4th is a gunslinger

and fifth is an eromancer.

even though you are powerless, you'll get your own outfit and as long as you can hold a gun or something, you won't face difficulties

.

upgrade: you can learn a school of magic not already part of the team, but if you spend a signficant amount of time around a girl, chances will increase 1% per hour she will attempt to overpower and rape you. being away from her or in a group with others for an hour or more will reset this.

>>10051

Companion:

Skullhead

A bald woman armed with a rifle and a skimpy outfit, Skullhead was said to be part of some military unit before it was disbanded. Something about parasites and fast reflexes. While her lack of armor makes her very fragile in a fight, her reflexes are beyond all but few.

Outside of combat, she's pretty open in having sex where she prefers her and her partner to have equal power.

Infinity Gauntlet

You are granted the power of the infinity gauntlet.

It is only the 6 stone so it lacks the Ego Stone to keep your mind balanced and the Rhythm Stone to keep your changes from potential cosmic harm to the universe. Note even though it is called an Infinity gauntlet it only has the power of one universe so in a Cosmic Megaverse level its quite limited. The alien warns that you are in trouble as all wielders have met some sort of downfall. Suggestion use it on a bunch of wishes for yourself then give it to someone else whose wishes will never interfere with yours probably best on the other side of the Megaverse. Or take this perk multiple times gaining either the Ego stone or the Rhythm Stone or both for 3 selections.

>>10053

Iron Spines

Nobody is entirely sure how, but women grow a hugely reinforced spine during puberty, up to the point where naturally occurring iron in their blood is used to form solid structures over the bones. This helps a lot of women support the oversized breasts they develop, and similarly huge implants are very fashionable among women who don't grow that big naturally.

>>10054

King of vice

When it comes to sex, drugs, frivolous violence and other vices nobody will beat you. Drink and drugs will be handed over for free, bar fights against gangs of switchblade wielding thugs are a cinch and sleazy women fall at your feet.

>>10055

Opponent: Gary

When you start working in your new job people will start joking about 'Gary' the creepy ghost of a guy who died while working in the shop a few years back. From the stories of the people who knew him he was a bit of a cock. As time goes by though you'll start to see your coworkers get more and more … fixated. A few of them stop at the aisle where Gary supposedly died, you'll hear one tell you that he "always leaves a sandwich and beer out every night, you know, for Gary", and you'll start to feel like you're being watched, even catching sight of reflections of a guy who looks a lot like the stories you've heard when you're the only person around. How far are you going to look into this?

>>10056

Companion/Perk

>Race Mixer

You get a schweet Asian GF, and grils of other races are forever attracted to your pengus. Unfotunately the Asian GF's daddy-o was a Korean General, and her North Korean brother will travel the globe, judging you and eventually finding the perfect way to kill you with impunity. If you kill him instead your GF with cry and not give you the suck for 25 hours.

>>10058

Disadvantage: Retro Gamin.

You are only able to buy and play games/systems from several generations ago. People mock you for your N64, and that you're still running Windows 3.1 - but fuck them! You also develop a habit of aggressively (and pathetically) defending your choice in increasingly whiny tones. It's harder for you to make friends outside of a small bubble of ageing hipsters.

Fetish Fatali

These lethal superheroine will use her powers to ensure that you will indulge in your sexual fetishes. You make make 3 requests each day but by midnight if you have not indulged in 3 different fetishes she will make you fill the quto by indulging in hers,

>>10063

inflationator

you gain the power to cause massive inflation of a selected body part on someone else. despite the massive extra tissue, blood and such they will not have any extra caloric need.

Dreadnought

You gain access to a massive ship that has an all female crew. They have a large number of high tech exoskeletons and a large sexual appetites.

>>10066

Nice dubs

What the fuck is that on your tits?

Groping a woman's breasts will now cause a strange, yellowish, substance to appear. It smells of nothing, works well as lube, and tastes like strawberries. Most people prefer not to talk about it, but there are rumours of people selling jars of the stuff that they've 'harvested' on a growing black market.

>>10068

dreaded judge

no matter where you go, you'll be feared and respected as an infallible harbinger of the law. you can overrule any police or court judgement and replace it with your own, and any debate regarding law, you will have the final word on.

>>10069

GO TO GULAG!

You have the authority to send anybody who annoys you, for any reason, to a labour camp. You receive a modest subsidy from the profits made by these labour camps, with the rest of the money being spent on bribing the law enforcement officers expected to back up your proclamations. Note, if you use this too often or publicly then people will start to hate you, possibly enough to start making attempts on your life.

>>10071

Gen

Due to her genome being in a constant state of flux, she grows and loses body parts on a daily basis. if there's a feature about her you like, applying your DNA in the form of sex will act as an anchor, and lock the desired feature in place. Due to changes in brain chemistry, her mood and personality fluctuate widely as well, but can be anchored by fucking her enough while the desired trait is prominent.

>>10076

Lewdness field, low level

This world seems to have a very low level of lewdness pervading everything. Most of it plays out as double entendres everywhere, but the women do seem to be more … willing. Enjoy yourself.

Altered Reality Shinto Bondage

Someone has altered reality, and now Shintoism is about bondage shrine maidens. Every pervert knew what has happened and celebrates the new change to history.

>>10078

Target: Big Tit Ada

A recent escapee of the Umbrella Deviancy facility, you must take down Ada and bring her back, dead or alive. While you may be a Gen 2 Nemesis, Ada's packing a pistol deadlier than a magnum. Her huge ass hell tits may slow her down but they grant her far greater health than all the other targets combined.

>>10079

Waifu: Christ Chan

She'll expect you to happily attend daily mass with her, and pray regularly outside of church, and dedicate your life to Kebab removal, and happily fulfil your duties as her husband. Fortunately for you she's saved herself for you, and your husbandly duties involve regular sex (she gets kind of excited when she's pregnant, stay hydrated), she will also be the perfect wife and mother.

Furry Revolution

The furries revolution has grown out of control and the police will not resond to your actions they have bigger things to worry about.

>>10081

You must purge the sexy.

Yes, they're catgirls. Yes, they're in heat. Yes, they want you. But they're furries, and as such exist only to be burned. Get to work.

>>10082

Conservative conasseur

You will be much more attractive to women who act traditionally and dress modestly

>>10083

Companion: Autismus, the autistic cat

Autismus is in possession of an IQ of about 214, he has read the majority of academic papers on the planet, and he knows more than you could possibly imagine. Out of interest, do you speak cat? No? Oh, well in that case he's kinda cute, if you can get past the permanent 1000 yard stare.

Disposable Road Warrior Mechanic

This guy is suicidal genius if you promises to take care of his fembots he will ram you worst enemy he has untreatable cancer and would rather take pain in one dose and get it out of the way. His vehicle has a huge explosive bomb for an engine.

>>10085

Dildo Ball Z

You ended up in a lewd version of the DBZ universe. You're is measured by how well you can fuck. Choosing this world gives you the ability to fly and long sex endurance.

>>10088

Companion: food witch

You needn't ever worry about lack of food, water or nutrition with her around, she can summon any type of food, though is often skewed by her prominent sweet tooth. If you perform oral on her, you'll become irreversibly chemically addicted to her saccharine fluids. Her attacks focus more on immobilising and disabling enemies by covering them in quick hardening slime, but if a kill is needed, it can be an extremely powerful superacid.

>>10089

your house is now generic dimensional weakpoint #5198, sub category 3 aka a haunted house. this status is unrecoverable. you will never have a complete and restful sleep again.

>>10095

Beast: Punkslayer Turtle

This particular turtle has a hatred of anything punk. It joined your quest in hopes of slaying more punks. Though a deadly beast and valuable companion, the turtle does not take well to following orders, especially if you want him to prioritize other targets over punks.

>>10100

Good hair

It doesn't matter what sort of technoauthoritarian hellish nightmare state you're fighting - there's never an excuse for bad hair. Comes with complementary 'around the side' eyepiece that won't interfere with your scalp.

Ending: An Hero

To ensure the stability of this world, you must kill yourself. This is to ensure your enemies do not succeed through taking you over. Ending your life will immortalize you as a great hero long after your companions and love interest pass away.

Immortal Elven Eromancer/Hunter

She will hunt down and either slay or enslave your target she expects to be paid in sex and will expect at least one mission a month. She will accept being dominate over you for 24 hours. If you do so she may take you in your bed and have her way with you, or possibly have you help her hunt down her choice of target. That time of the month will not be so unpleasant any more..

Fireworks of Love

Everytime a fire works explodes a beautiful huge breasted girl with magical powers will appear and demand you maker part of your harem.

>>10106

SPINES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Well, here they do. Ignore any reference to back pain from you breast options. You may assume uncomfortable looking positions without noticing it though.

>>10107

Companion: Football Man

A suited man from Burger Land fights your foes in a style modelled after a sport known for tackles and throws. He can take down any foe but in turn expects you to play Football with him and not that sport where you kick balls in shorts.

Benito Box Bodyguard

If you will share lunch with her she will let you lewd her. If you have the Cozy Campfire girls as will the will lewd you and the butt-infesting gremlin skeleton will not stand a chance to harm you with the Benito Box Bodyguard around. If you have other companions allies or servants she will have enough lunch for everyone even if she has to bring her sister Benito Box Bodyguards to help out and if you have the Cozy Campfire Girls they will bring more Cozy Campfire Girls to ensure there is a enough to go around.

>>10116

Faction: The Nunnery

A group based on the teachings of a sexual deity, the Nunnery embraces bdsm style sex as part of the teachings. Choosing this location will allow you to train sex clerics under the teachings of the leather saint. As a bonus, you can engage in the rituals as a leader or follower.

>>10111

Equating Rugby with Colonial Hand Egg. SMHTBQHY lad

>>10122

Aesthetic, global: Fetishistic

Really Anon? No, I'm not unhappy, just … look, are you *sure* that you want every man and women on the planet wandering around in the most revealing leather and latex outfit the local weather will allow? Well, you are the one building this world, and if you're sure you want it I can do that, it's just … there are so many other aesthetic options out there. Surely there's a large number of people you don't want to see that close to naked.

>>10124

Weapon: The Punt Gun

A truly massive shotgun, definitely the best anti-air option known to the world. Saturate the skies with lead and even dragons will have cause to tread carefully around you. Its obvious downside is the long reload time and a mass that requires either mounting it somewhere before combat or a dedicated porter.

>>10129

True sight

You don't see peoples bodies anymore, you see their soul. Everyone will appear in a form that represents who they are at the core. N.B. the makers of this CYOA are in no responsible for you ending up in love with a hyperobese, 30 year old, neckbeared NEET who is, deep at his core, the little girl. Sicko.

>>10132

Location: Commieland

Congrats anon, you reached the promised land where communism works. The glorious revolution dethroned those capitalist pigs. Now here's the bread line. Do not piss off Commissar Jamal and commissar Cletus.

>>10135

Extra head

Everyone gains an extra head that they can carry around with them. In the event of your first decapitation you can automatically replace your original head with the spare. It looks kind of freakish and zombielike, but your only other option is staying dead.

>>10152

Debunker buster

If you find yourself in an argument with someone, you can summon the patriarch of superior intellect to unequivocally grind them into the dust. But if it's you that's being retarded, he'll just disappointedly shake his head at you before vanishing,

>>10158

Mutant Traitor Commie Scum

They've arrived, and they're trying to destroy anything that matters, in the hopes that it might make their failed lives feel a little less shitty. Fortunately they're retarded enough to dress in uniform and travel in frag grenade blast radius size groups. A lot of people will tell you that you can't just throw grenades at people you disagree with, but that sounds like exactly the kind of thing a commie would say!

>>10161

Drawback: Psychological Breakdown

Thanks to this strange Austrian shrink,you have finally realized the horrifying truth about yourself and your past. Hope you can be able to function in dire moments when your thoughts are nothing but sobbing over things like realizing you wanted to fuck one of your parents.

-Gain 40 points

>>10169

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

Damn, cut back on the edge man. Get that fucking sword fixed, and work out why your crossbow doesn't need that wheel thing on it. When you've grown up enough maybe we can talk about finding you a waifu.

>Gain 75 points

>>10170

I am not.

no matter how guilty you are of being a certain thing, you need only loudly and confidently declare "I am not an X" and all who hear it will instantly be convinced. anything from your enemies to judges and juries.

>>10174

Reactive directive

This works best with simple instructions, but when people do things you find objectionable you can compel them to follow your next instructions (so long as it does not harm them physically, legally, financially, or erotically).

>>10175

flamboyant fusiliers

a trio of extravegantly dressed musketmen, they speak in flowery english and see you as their officer. they are excellent marksmen and their guns pack a punch, but are muzzle loaded.

>>10178

Yes leather outfits are totally practical!

You are only able to wear 'tactical' outfits made entirely from leather. It will squeak, chafe, and be generally inflexible (making it a bitch to move in) but you are certain that it looks cool and will defend your wardrobe choices to the death (even as they lead to the death of more and more squadmates).

+30pts

>>10180

Companion: The Prime Minister

A politician who prefers to be hands-on unlike his contemporaries, the Prime Minister is noted to be a dangerous gunslinger and soldier despite his old and dapper appearance. His favorite targets include Reichland soldiers and rebellious colonial subjects. He's an ass but he's also willing to share his cigars.

>>10232

Aesthetic: Childish weapon design

For whatever reason people in this world prefer weapons that look like they were designed by an 8 year old who wanted them to look cool. This does present a number of problems when using the impractically designed weapons, but everyone is committed to the idea and they *do* look kinda cool. Attempting to produce your own, sensibly designed, weapons will result in you being mocked and not invited out on raids until you start using something cooler.

>>10233

Working Scum

Unlike all the other blue collar workers, you are the epitome of the underclass lout. While you may be working a job like construction, you are not even a sliver of the sweat your fellow blue collar workers make in doing hard work. The only reason you even keep your job is because of the Union.

>>10236

Far as an execution sword would be in battle, it would be useless when you could just use a regular sword or even an axe.

>>10241

Companion: Cap'n One-eyed Red-eye.

This famous dark elf pirate has agreed to join your cause, and brings with him his small flotilla and the crews of experienced men that have forged his reputation. You are much better suited to naval battles now. Just to let you know, he refuses to wear a shirt for any reason, and is said to be rather fond of environments where the only company is sweaty and muscular (and also shirtless) men. He assures that there's nothing untoward in his actions, but he does always seem to be standing very close to you, and you've caught him trying to sniff your hair three times on the first day - draw your own conclusions.

>>10244

Challenge: Unfit Nightmare

As a fitness instructor, one of your greatest challenges is dealing with landwhales and their white knights. Dealing with the landwhales will be a tiresome, soul-draining job. Unless you have the will, you're going to be mentally broken as you deal with landwhales and their followers.

+25 points

>>10248

Affliction: Fanboyitis

If you select this drawback you will become weirdly obsessive about a particular aspect of pop-culture. No, it won't be something cool. No, it won't make you look cool. No, it won't be something you can hide. You will buy the merch. You will spam the fan pages and threads. You will annoy everyone you meet. Your mother tries to feign enthusiasm, but when you're not looking - she drinks. Oh yeah, you move back in with your mother so you can spend rent money on merch.

+40pts

>>10253

Disadvantage: Implicated

Anything you ask for now gives people to think it has the worst implications. Saying hey there to woman has her think you want to rape her, not looking at a random black guy makes him think you're a racist, ect. Even with perks that improve your charisma, you'll have a rough time dealing with people.

>>10263

>>10264

Old Master

He may not be a sexy waifu or even make sense half the time, but if you accept listening to this geriatric for an hour each day, your combat and tactical skills will improve tenfold. Plus his wife makes some mean cookies. Just smile and nod and he'll share some with you.

>>10272

Trust me, it'll be hot!

Women will have a strange tendency to agree to whatever weird, perverted, messed up, potentially illegal, and obviously poorly thought through sexual activities you propose. They need to be (consensually) naked and ready to have sex with you for it to actually work, and getting them there is your problem. Mind control consent doesn't count for this, due to … excessive … mind … stuff. Fuck you, that's a thing.

>>10273

Cum Piles

You can now shoot out cum to fill up a swimming pool. It'll only take a day for you to recover all that cum. Although this may be good for those with a cum fetish, it doesn't have much other uses than maybe selling that extra batter to a sperm bank.

>>10275

Waifu: Village girl

She's cute, she adores you, she refuses to wear any more cloth than strictly necessary, and she's knows you better than you do. Treat her well, you won't like what her father and brothers will do to you if you don't.

>>10276

Loadout: Heavy Tactical Unit

You'll be outfitted in heavy armor with your gun loaded with all the needed accessories. On the downside, you won't be as fast as the more mobile scout units but you'll be more well prepared for heavy prolonged firefights.

>>10278

Demon Sword

This sword was forged in angels blood (voluntarily donated) and is the bane of the demonic. It's light, luminous, blade also makes strange humming noises as you swing it. It's a guaranteed kill if you can hit the demon in either the heart or cock. What can I say, demons are weird.

>>10290

Ability: Vehicular Infiltrator

Your vehicle now has the ability to have a form resembling a similar vehicle. This can only apply to vehicles that have a similar size and moving function (planes cannot be tanks. APC can only resemble a tank). This ability last until the vehicle either loses all its gas, shuts down, makes an attack, or collides with something such as another vehicle.

>>10291

Weird blowjobs

when you're getting your dick sucked you find it incredibly hard to focus on what's happening and find your mind filled with either fascinating or horrifying images, depending on how good the BJ is. It doesn't affect any other kinds of sexual activity, just getting your dick sucked.

+20pts

>>10292

Beyond Morality

Your alignment is nowhere on the black and white scale of morality. This makes your motives all the harder to discern.

Requires: Fae race or Ubermensch path. Not compatible with alignment classes.

>>10353

Breast aligned monster girls

The smaller her breasts are the more monstrous she'll be. Everyone here understands that. The changes start to show around the age of 18 and by 20 she'll be locked into whatever form she'll have for the rest of her life. Reduce all opponents bust size by 2 categories (if this results in a negative value increase her threat rating by 3).

>>10359

Tough Posting

You're able to post in the style of a tough guy online without the feeling of being burned or embarrassed. Although this would get in trouble with mods and other groups, this will also allow you to make deadly online burns and dunkings. The downside however is that even the most friendly post you make can sound like an aggressive dick.

>>10370

Companion: Sergei

There are all kinds of rumours about Sergei being the only survivor of a Soviet research program attempting to create superhuman soldiers by crossbreeding humans and gorillas. It's best not to discuss them where he can hear you. Whatever his origins he's a strong, resilient, trained, and experienced combatants - and for some reason shop keepers always offer him a huge discount as soon as he starts glowering at them.

>>10371

Celtic Warband

By the will and spirits of the Celts of old, they have managed to materialize in this world, in the flesh and armed with their weaponry. Though not well armored like other war bands, their painted bodies and their anger are more than enough to make up for it. Best you don't mention having any Roman heritage, that is if you do have any.

>>10374

I am become Edge, Lord of Darkness!

You acquire the compulsion to dress in black leather, and believe that you're the most erudite and intellectual man to ever walk the earth. Everyone else, however, will just laugh at you behind you back - and to your face if you try to talk about your 'philosophy' with them.

>>10376

Corpral punishment

You are now seen as an authority figure that can punish people with spankings as you see fit. You can demand to spank a random woman for not eating right in the middle of the street and people will not see this as abnormal or strange, in fact they will be shocked and disgusted if the woman refuses to let you spank her. This does not mean that the spankee will find the spanking pleasurable however, just that they will submit to it.

>>10394

Good Burgers

You become friends with a bro who will hook you up with some good burgers. He has little common sense and can take things too literally, so be careful what you ask from him.

>>10396

Not so good burgers

You can now cook food that will cause whoever eats it to explode violently 3 days later.

>>10399

Adversary: Overly Attached Stalker

Being one of the most sexiest/admired individuals has this as another downside beyond rivals, paparazzi, and obsessed fans: that one chick who will always stalk you, wanting to be yours. She'll do anything to be your girlfriend. No matter how much you shake her off, she'll find ways to come back and beg to be yours.

>>10405

>Waifu: unhappy ork

She was presented to you by her tribe and will obey instantly and without question. She is rather unhappy about the whole situation though, as she dreamed of life as a raider. Expect her to be the perfect wife and mother, except that she'll be grumpy with you all day every day - oh, and your kids will be half orc too.

>>10406

Disadvantage: Dear Leader

Normally he visits various parts of the city to make appearances solely for his ego and image of the country. By some random chance, he's taken a liking to your area. Failure on your part to live up to what he wants pictures to be will ensure visits to the worker camps. If you play your cards right and do everything he says, you may be able to move up the totem pole of the government.

>>10410

Wood elf shapeshifter

companion, wields druid and nature magic, is an excellent healer in this regard, but can also summon vines and roots to bind, slash and stab enemies. can alter herself to either a full dryad form (where her power is greatest) or near human.elf where she blends in easier. Is kind of a hippie, and the tendrils you see in her dryad form can be snipped off, dried and smoked for a pleasent high, they grow back quickly.

>>10417

Ability: Dead Eye Shitpost

You are able to hit rile even the thickest skin with your shitposting. As long as you use the right words, even the weakest looking shitpost will be sure to damage the ass of your target.

>>10431

Companion: Warrior Princess

She offers you great wealth to take her with you on a perilous adventure, and you ended up biting off slightly more than you can chew. She has you unwittingly running dangerous errands for her and risking your own life saving her from extreme situations. She will take a liking to you on the way, and if you both survive and save her kingdom, you will eventually marry her and become king.

>>10435

Ability: Mind Affecting: reverse political ideology.

I'ts not easy, or painless for you, but you have the ability to completely invert a persons political ideology. You can turn a BLM activist into a rabid white supremacist, a Wahabi Mulism into a bleeding heart LGBTQIAPOMFGWTF advocate, etc. If you take this with one of the time travel abilities you can go back in time and turn Hitler into an Anti-borders Zionist, or Stalin into an NAP loving AnCap. If you do try to pull that one off though make sure you consider the impact on history afterwards.

>>10436

Things easily abusable with harems.

You are often in situations that you will be able to trick reality to gain far more boons than planned.

>>10457

Enemy: le 56%

They are legion, low on personal hygiene, and of hard to determine ethnic origin. When a swarm of 56%ers move through an area they strip it clean of all resources and leave the inhabitants filled with undirected rage. If you can last long enough then they will eventually drop dead, but make sure you incinerate the carcass - to catch the spores.

>>10462

Passive Ability: Optimal Object

Physical items that you obtain are perfectly suited to your unique tastes. If you get a sword, it will be just the right type and weight to maximize your combat abilities, if you buy a chair, it will have the right amount of comfyness to allow you to relax and shitpost properly, if you buy a dragon dildo, it will have the length and girth worthy of your level of faggotry.

This ability does not apply to living objects (eg: women).

>>10468

Disadvantage: Weird glasses

Your eyesight is terrible, like 'can't see your hand in front of your face in a lit room' useless. The only thing that fixes them is a pair of (possibly magical) weird looking orange glasses. With those on you'll look a fool, but you can actually see! Don't let anyone break or steal them, oh and try not to take anybodies eye with the pointy ends.

+40pts

>>10469

Ability: Psycho Speech

Allows the caster to dominate an enemy who shares an affiliation with the caster (race, element, alignment, religion, nationality, class, alma matter, ancestry, or other affiliation)

Effectiveness based on caster's rank and charisma.

>>10472

Cult of the Jungian Sun

As ally: the cult allows you to delve into the collective unconsciousness, allowing you to know the thoughts and desires of others. This can also allow you to communicate with cult members telepathically and know who or what is nearby. The cult however is not great in number.

As enemy: The cult is like an near-omnipotent eye as they will try to tap into the collective unconsciousness of individuals to know your exact location. While you will have to constantly move about, the cult is not great in size but they will try to consider all possible ways of taking you down.

>>9529

>>10477

>Companion - Orc Planeswalker

This companion will be a relatively attractive Orc magic user who specializes in dimension hopping. As long as you aren't interrupting anything important or waking her up in the middle of the night she'll gladly help you hop over to any realm you want to go to. She will not judge you no matter which ones you go to or ask for. Yes even those realms, she's seen and enjoyed far worse probably or at least has morbid curiosity if you manage to outdo her. If you do not have planeswalker powers of your own, she grants you enough magic that works in even non-magic realms for you to be capable of returning to your home dimension, the dimension she is (with automatic distance away for privacy and not just popping next to her in the shower) and a list of 10 'favorite' realms at will without her help, though she will pop in to visit even if you're using those powers without her. If you do have planeswalker powers of your own without her granting them, then your magics amplify each other. Any limitations you have on your planeswalker spells effectively double, and you gain a weakened once a day use version of all unbought powers with the ability to learn them over decades of hard work and research. Any non-planeswalker spells you have will be granted to her in similar fashion. Ontop of that, for being a pair of connected planeswalkers, you gain dimensional soul connection. So if either of you dies even if you are realms apart, your soul will return to the living one and form a body back within a week completely healed. Old age will still ravage you without immortality boons and if you are both slain within a week then you may not be revived in this fashion, but can still teleport to each other in whatever afterlife you can planeswalk into.

>>10479

Magic Words

Through certain words, you are able to make people and yourself recall certain memories down to the last detail. The words must pertain to that event or action. The only true downside is that this will also cause you or the person in question to recall even the worst part of that memory. Through an additional upgrade, a psychic emanation will play the memory, ensuring to most that what happened did happen.

>>10491

What's with all the fucking greenskins?

They're everywhere, they smell, they insist on following their own barbaric culture even after immigrating to civilised kingdoms, and they are dramatically over-represented in your kingdoms crime stats. Any attempt to even point this out is enough to destroy a mans reputation, and they receive funding (and other aid) from the Orcish clans they still idolise. Will you try to address this problem? Or do you think it will sort itself out over time?

>>10492

Passive Ability: Verbose vocabular verbal vocalization

Everything you say is unnecessarily verbose. You use the most uncommon words in the vocabulary and you express yourself as though you have a rod stuck up your arse. With this ability, the upper-class members of society take more of a liking to you, while lower-class people despise you.

>>10498

enemy: Lanky Leo

he can twist and bend in unnatural ways and strike you from across rooms with his freakish limbs. his main disadvantage is that he has little durability and below average endurance.

>>10499

Waifu: Tentacle Techie

OK, so we know that you like tentacle porn, and we looked right the way through our waifu catalogue and found you someone who is just as excited by the idea of tentacles violating helpless orifices as you are! (trust me, it wasn't easy to find her!). Now, to be blunt, it's not a *perfect* match. She does love tentacles, but she likes being the one giving it out. She spent years and millions building and attaching her own tentacles and she's incredibly keen to finally meet her … erm … victim. Which is you. I'm sure you'll start to like it after a while. Probably. Would it help if I told you that she's a lovely person and that you *did* say that you needed your waifu to have a 'powerful libido'?

>>10517

Ending: Sell Out

Requires 75 corruption or more.

You managed to gain the highest rank available within the political world by casting aside any ideas you could of stood by. This was proven by not exposing the corruption of the political institution of this nation.

-Gain more revenue from unlawful means and unethical means

-Opposition parties will have a higher edge in taking you down if they have evidence of your corruption.

+You are able to hire the best assassin to take down any target you despise

+Most of the political grunts are your bitches.

>>10528

Inter-species Feels

You share a psychic resonance with a variety of animals. They seem to connect with you at random, and when you're connected you feel its emotions and it feels yours. If you think that this is going to be something out of a Disney movie then remember that most animals that aren't humans spend every second of their lives one missed meal from starvation, and expecting some kind of predator to leap out and tear them limb from limb. Forget that stuff though, why the fuck do you want to put some poor innocent animal through all of your neuroses? Sick fuck.

>>10543

Bass Cannon

This weapon allows you to attack an enemy with pure sound. Can do anything from firing a sound wave that hits like a cannon ball, or injecting a person with an annoying ear worm.

>>10552

Ability: Christmas Time

Once per encounter, you can invoke the spirit of Christmas. This ensures that even the most dangerous beast will stop to celebrate Christmas, even if it's not Christmas Day or if the holiday even exist within the universe you are in.

Cost: 20 points

>>10563

Body Type: Horseman

You grow to 10ft from toe to scalp, fill out hugely as your skeleton widens and strengthens itself, and grow a huge amount of muscle mass. If you exercise regularly you'll be able to make the worlds strongest man look like a cripple. I hope you weren't expecting a dick to come with this package though. Those are extra.

>>10571

Ability: Leprechaun's Favour

Upon picking up a four-leaf clover growing at the side of a highway, a weird midget on a motorbike stops by and offers to give you a ride. He tells you in a thick Irish accent that if you are ever in trouble and need to run away, or in need to get somewhere really fast (anywhere on Earth), just pull out one of the clover's leaves and he'll be there for you in less than a minute.

>>10573

Drawback: too old.

In this chase-the-pedos game, you have some points to look more appealing, on being harder to keep detained if they catch on, or on detainment and torture systems of your own once you lure your predators in.

They say you catch more flies with honey, but some prefer a drier place to drink from; so honey, you'll have to be really good at dressing and acting like a nine year old magical princess or this game will end with everyone unsatisfied.

>>10592

Pet Switch

The nature of your pet is switched out with another animal. Whether you want a dog acting like a cat or a mouse flying like a bird, it is entirely possible. Don't question how this slaps logic in the face, I'm a magical being whose doing you a solid. And don't worry about diet, they can eat food from their old natures or new natures. Just remember what risk can come with the new natures.

>>10608

Enemy: Davy Fuckit

When he was first sent after you, he was a lighthearted fellow from the cartoon world, but our reality shattered and twisted him. Now, he's a foul mouthed, blood thirsty psychopath armed with a powerful shotgun and a pick axe he can use in melee combat frighteningly well.

His weakness is to remind him of who he was before, he still has a small seed of purity hidden beneath. And if you can get through to it, he will suffer a breakdown, and will commit suicide unless you stop him.

>>10610

Drone Tank

A remote controlled, land based drone. Unlike the aerial based drones, the tank drones are less likely to fall against gunfire. They will still fall against actual tanks but as a cheaper and safer alternative against infantry, it will get the job done.

+remote controlled

+sturdy against all but anti-tank bullets and explosives

-still won't withstand a tank's cannon

-treads are its biggest weakpoint

>>10617

>Faction: Bovine Miners

A group of horned people who decided to put their enhanced strength to use in mining and forging rather than farming. They mine more materials faster than any other faction and they know how to make better tools out of any ore or steel than any other faction, making them great for trading with and buying general use equipment. Their weapons and armor are lower quality but you can buy the raw materials to give to other factions better at such things. They also tend to wear only what magic enchanted clothes are required for protection… because of the heat of working they claim.

>>10618

Skill: Steal(Lolis)

You have been gifted with extraordinaire skill in stealing lolis.

Only stealing and only lolis.

I really don't want to criticize your tastes, but then again, I was the one who gave you the possibility to take this skill in the first place, so I guess that's on me.

>>10621

>Evil laugh

Your laugh is now evil. It doesn't matter what the situation is, or what you're laughing at, your laugh will always sound as if you just announced you're going to kill ALL the babies.

+1 to intimidation

-2 to charm.

>>10627

Practical Summon

The creature you summon is fully practical in its use by directly attacking rival summoners. It does not bother with summons from your opponent as it prefers the summon itself prefers to be pragmatic and practical. It will look very unappealing though and pathetic but that will all the more make your foes defeat and death all the more sweeter.

>>10629

Challenge: Furry uprising

We told them it was a mistake to breed strong hybrids from predatory lines, and that it was even more of a mistake to give them managerial duties over the other labourer hybrids, but they just wouldn't listen. They just wouldn't listen. It now falls to you and your company to clean up the mess and put down the defective workforce.

>>10630

Troll Sorcery

This area of magic is a little less known than other types of magic. The wielders of Troll magic are generally looked down upon by sorcerers and non-sorcerers alike for they are not seen as a "real" magic user. However, Troll Magic may be perceived as a joke to all, but for the great and old practitioners of this school of magic the world bends as their very whim. The great troll wizards of the world are able to manipulate reality around them. The ability to create illusions of all of the 5 senses as well as being able to insert thoughts into someone's head and having them believing it to be true. While it may be powerful, this school of magic does not have any offensive or defensive spells leading to great danger of you are at the wrong place at the wrong time. You also only gain power from the frustration of people's problems. If nobody around you is frustrated your are powerless and defenseless. With the continued use of this magic the wielder's face begins to change to a permanent grin. It starts off slow with a coy smile, but slowly alters to become a permanent shit eating grin.

>>10632

Rival: Big Nose Betty

Not all of your selfie quest challengers are shallow looking thots, for Big Nose Betty is one of the less visual appealing challengers. Nevertheless, she manages to garner her own following. If you want to beat her, you'll need something to outshine her nose.

>>10713

Deliverance Elves

They're illiterate, dumb, incestuous, and poor as dirt - but that doesn't stop them from being obnoxious Elven supremacists. They deck out their homes, vehicles, and workplaces with flags of the old Elven Empire and slogans along the line of 'These Ears Don't Run' and 'The Elf gonna rise again!'. Fortunately, despite all their posturing, they're still fucking Elves and are weak/gay as fuck. Nobody is going to be impressed by you beating up some poorfag elves, but if you're looking for boypussy (sick fuck) then this is your one stop shop.

>>10718

See this is the problem with threads that exceed about 100 posts. Try this one then.

>>10719

Origin: Divine Parentage

One parent was a god, the other a faithful human warrior. Their love was anything but forbidden and with time, they bore you as their child. You may not inherit the godly throne of your divine parent but you do inherit a fraction of their power.

Gain 3 additional special abilities. Alternatively, gain 6 normal abilities instead. May be used to upgrade an already existing ability instead.

>>10721

Weapon:Six ancient blades.

Automatically receive six swords of great age and craftsmanship. There is nothing inherently magical about them and wielding them does not make you an expert swordsman. But there’s six of them and that’s at least better than just your limp dick, eh?

>>10743

Artifact: Gun Axe

An American invention to counter the Japanese Gun Blade, the Gun Axe crosses an assault rifle with an axe head at the stock. Though lacking magic like the Gun Blade, the rifle of the Gun Axe shoots armor piercing shots that can penetrate even the strongest Russian combat armor. The axe head is also capable of breaking barriers, armor, and weapons.

>>10573

SOURCE!!??

>>10746

Sidekick: Blue-haired dark-skinned girl

A young girl from an unknown island country off the coast of Africa, trained by a mythical special forces unit, offers to be your bodyguard. She doesn't talk much and only says what's necessary. She is very fast and agile, and very accurate with light weapons even while moving, making her ideal for clearing buildings full of enemies, but can also be effective in other situations. Most of the time she can act on her own and knows what to do even in the absence of orders and she'll always be there to save your ass, but ironically, she'll need you to save hers once in a while too.

>>10781

I wish I fucking knew.

>>10782

Opposition: Cybernetic Slavic Redhead

She's redheaded, half robot, can drink several times your bodyweight in vodka, and has sold her soul in exchange for thigh muscles strong enough to squat indefinitely. I'm not entirely sure why she's decided to make your life hell, but she has. Don't shoot her, as a Slav it would only piss her off.

>>10794

Perk: And Now I See

You now see the truth in all things. It's just a matter of when, not if, you'll go insane.

>>10827

Kingdom Aesthetic: Land of ash and fire

Your kingdom warps and flows as the greenery disappears, being replaced with layers of ash, and volcanoes spring from the earth. There's a 78% chance that your rivers will turn from water into lava too. I'd advise you to pick inhabitants/citizens who don't need much food, or water, or air. Comes with a free suit of spiky armour and the title 'Dark Lord' (n.b. we at Multiversal Lifestyles accept no responsibility for the diplomatic problems you'll have if you actually choose to wear the armour and use the title).

>>10833

>Gay Prostitute

Thanks to the helpful hands of your favorite prostitute you reach orgasm.

Sadly you also contract HIV

>>10842

Instant Hard On

On a whim, you can give yourself a boner at any time without the need of a stimulating image or event. On the downside, if you see even a sliver of something such as say a breast line or an ass crack, your hard on is going to appear full force.

>>10848

They live!

You gain a pair of glasses that show you what people really are. I don't mean that you 'see their soul' or anything that faggy. I mean that you'll literally see what *they* are. They're everywhere, without the glasses they look like us, and they seem to be in control. Don't stare at them too long, they might figure it out. What do you plan to do now that you know - genius?

>>10854

This is a Christian Server:

This drawback prevents you from ever using swear words. If you try, you will instead say or write cutesy euphemisms or nonsense words that no one will take seriously. At least you'll sound adorable.

If you take this drawback twice, you will be capable of swearing on Sundays. However, if anyone else overhears or reads said swears, a very buff anthropomorphic bear will appear and break your legs. Multiple offenses will result in more serious damage being done.

>>10855

World Effect: Gijinkifacation.

Every Monster is turned into a monster girl of it's species.

You can combine it with the Intelligent World perk to actually make them intelligent beastgirls instead of dumb beastgirls.

>>10890

Agents: Sergei, AKA Brave Chinchilla

A member of the KGB, Sergey is known for being one of the best the USSR has to offer in its soldiers. Skilled in espionage and firearm combat, Sergey is a foe you should not take lightly. For whatever reason, the USSR has interest in you and for Sergei, this means bringing you in, dead or alive.

As a foe: Sergei will be nothing more than a shadow hiding in a dark room. If you intend to fight him, be very aware of your surroundings and every avenue of attack

As a ally: Being the stealthiest agent of the USSR, Sergey can help you in breaking into places, assassinating targets, and even stealing vital information. Remember though that he is just one man and his loyalty lies with the USSR. Whatever they want may override what you need.

>>10906

>>10907

Spell: Summon Dwarf Berserker

Summons a Dwarf Berserker on your position for 5 minutes. Dwarf Berserkers are angry little bastards that have much more rage than a normal Berserker due to their statured height. Will usually not attack you but no guarantees.

Warning: Do not summon around friends or enclosed spaces, as they will flip the fuck out and attack anyone and anything in sight.

>>10919

Night fever, night fev-eeeer

Pimping may not be easy, but it is certainly widespread here. It's not at all unusual to see pimps openly selling their girls on the streets - it's not like there's one on every street corner, but sometimes it looks like there might as well be. As pimps and their hoes form a significant section of the market and a major voting block politicians are regularly seen pandering to them for donations and votes. I hope you like brightly coloured suite, fur coats, (fake) ostrich feathers in your hat, tasteless jewellery; oh and being called 'Daddy'.

>>10920

Challenge: They march on the shores again.

In this timeline, Scandinavia rediscovers their Wiking heritage and starts plundering all countries again. This time, with Modern Weapons.

Everything you own and everybody you know might be subject to plundering, since they also use flying ships.

>>10922

Adversary: Adolf Rex

A test tube baby consisting of Nazi science and the sperm of Hitler, Adolf Rex was groomed to either become Hitler's successor or a backup body for the Fuhrer's conciousness. Instead, Rex took to the frontlines as a soldier and morale booster and he sees you as a viable target. Fighting him won't be easy as he has a shit ton of troops to protect him but the moment you kill him, the morale of your foes will falter down to nearly nothing.

>>10975

Debuff: Soyface

after ingesting to much soy your face contorts and you will have a permanent open mouth and your neck beard will always grow out after only a single day

>>10981

Challenge: Castrated Dog

You don't know how it happened, but you were born into a dogs body, and are facing imminent Castration.

You will not have access to any human movement, nor will be able to talk to humans(Except if you bought the Omniglot Perk before). Hurry up and find a plan before you lose your wiener.

>>10982

Drawback: Oddity Magnet

Whereever you go, strange things follow. They won't hinder you, it'll just be…well, odd.

>>10989

[FIREBOMBING INTENSIFIES!]

As the war gets worse and worse your superiors authorise your most aggressive approval. You are clear to conduct strategic bombing operations targeted at enemy civilians. All targeting restrictions are lifted, you are cleared to cause unlimited collateral damage, and all incendiary weapons are half price.

>>10994

Scenario: Custom War

Instead of doing some era of war such as Native Americans vs US Cavalry or WW1 Germany vs WW1 Britain, I'll let you use whatever groups you want to fight, whether its bronze age Celts going against Aztec Jaguar knights or 21st century US soldiers vs 18th Century US soldiers. Just try and make it sound awesome.

>>11018

Not recognising the American chapter of the Seven Years War

Population Option: As dumb as you look.

The clue is in the title here. People will naturally become as dumb as they look. It's not an instant switch, if you wear a daft T-shirt it's not going to turn you retarded immediately - but if you make continued decisions to look particularly daft then your IQ will drop continuously until it matches your appearance. Some people get so dumb that they enter a self-reinforcing loop with this, be careful what you wear.

>>11022

Drawback: Pyromania

Some men just want to watch it all burn to ashes…and you're one of them. Avoid lighters and matches.

>>11025

Allies: platoon-hou

Those anime grills from Touhou turned out to be their own military squad. They can help you out in gun fights but they will oddly become more like bullet hell than actual gun fights. None of them are dtf.

>>11026

Complication: Inbred

Ok, so your parents were siblings. Also, your grandparents came out of the same cunt and from the same dick. While we're on the subject their parents were actually first cousins - which isn't quite as bad but it's not great. Roll for 1d3 physical deformities and 1d6 mental problems (rerolling duplicates). Oh, and look …. no matter how sexy you find your little sisters can you at least try to break the cycle? Things would only be worse for your kids.

>>11028

the right wrong moment

This one can be selected for free, as the discomfort you will experience pays for the learning.

At random times you will look over, and see the item you needed next in your quest; in this example, the holy knife from that dead shaman you buried last week. Kill this mook and you can keep the other knife he's holding too, as it was likely stolen, just so he could get his rocks off using partners that don't have handles yet.

So, yeah. That's uncomfortable, because you'll be using that knife in a few days, and you know where it's been, now.

>>11031

Disadvantage: Need for attention

Simply put you can't stop showing yourself off. It's a compulsion, you won't even notice until it's already happening and trying to stop once you do notice will make you feel absolutely terrible. If you don't flaunt your assets on a regular basis you'll start to get neurotic and paranoid. Whatever tits, hips, ass etc you've got EVERYONE is going to get an eyeful of them, including (but not limited to) your family, that nice old lady in the apartment across the way (the one who brought you cookies when you moved in), and the judge.

>>11040

Villain: Vlad the Mad

To compensate for his short stature, this man has made it his mission in life to obtain material wealth and personal glory. He has gained the ability to sell anything he can get his hands on, even a whole country. Despite apparent speech defects, his sales pitch will be the most beautiful sound you'll ever hear, and you'll even thank him for saving you from a life of hollow materialism and opening your eyes to the virtue of asceticism and poverty.

When you are finally ready to surrender your body and soul to Vlad, he will love you like all his property, and rule over you with a firm, but kind hand.

>>11041

Dinowaifu

OK, so I can guarantee that you will meet the perfect woman for you. No, I'm not joking. She will be loyal, supportive, find you enchanting, be everything you want in a partner and love you without question for the rest of her life. OK, so for all that I did have to make one or two substitutions and compromises, but a lot of people find lizards and dinos very sexy! It's not my fault that you're so hard to find a partner for.

>>11047

Antique Taste:

Your new taste in Females is very old fashioned.

You know, these Statues of old Fertility Godesses?

Ye, that's now your ideal depiction of a female body.

Have fun

>>11050

Connection: Wen Luo

Wen is the most connected information broker in East Asia. Anything you need to know about any missions in that region, he has you covered. Lower difficulty level for any missions taken in East Asia by one.

>>11065

Complication: Unhelpful Manual

The manual is meant to help you out but thanks to some errors from my end, the manual will screw you over even if you actually bother to follow the directions. Also, the damn thing is in another language. Some dead language from a Native American tribe that is lost to time. Have fun.

>>11066

zombabe

You gain an undead female companion that is somehow disgusting and enticing at the same time. She is open to a relationship, but will be unable to have children and will out """live""" you, which will break her heart.

>>11069

Claim Waifu:

As it says, you can claim a person as your waifu, even if they don't know you. Good for whatever purpose it might have. You could even use it on a non-human such as a dog. Using it on animals or children however will ensure law enforcement will crack down on you. And you can't use that power to make anyone else your waifu if you tried to waifu an animal or kid. Them's the breaks.

>>11070

sexy soldiers

In a drastic turn of events, the vast majority of men (not you though YOU'RE "SPECIAL") will die off, as a result, women become political leaders and the entire world goes to shit. Nations go to war over the remaining men and train special "succubus forces" who simultaneously try to fight the women of enemy nations and seduce their men to turn rogue.

>>11072

1D10 7: Reverse Situation

Since you let me choose your fate, I left it to a headless chicken running on a playing field where it landed on this choice. You will end up in a parallel universe where its inhabitants are people from various forms of fiction from video games, anime, and the like. In conjunction to it, your world is fiction to them. Examples of this include video games where the shit you do in college is an adventure game between Doom Guy and Cirno. Neckbeards are waifu pillows for characters like Miku and Sailor Moon, and arguments between a pink pastel horse and a wolf knight with a broken arm are over whether Trump or Hillary is a better waifu. To top it all off, I'm throwing you into this world. You're somewhat popular and you'll either be someones waifu or friend since they got involved in this CYOA shit. Don't worry, you'll retain yourself so that character can't make you as part of their deep dark fantasies.

>>11077

Passive ability: Artistic Vision

You have a talent for seeing things in a poetic and artistic way, your imagination allows you to over-dramatize life, and emphasize the beauty or grim reality of it depending on your mood and the atmosphere of your surroundings. This helps you in your own artistic pursuits, enabling you to capture your feelings on canvas, and share them with others as beautiful pieces of art.

>>9529

>>11092

Companion - Waifu Granter

This woman has an uncanny ability to hook people up with great results. Romantically, platonically, or even friends with benefits. Her track record isn't perfect but she claims she can only connect compatible people, maintaining the relationship is up to them. She insists that it's fine if you want her to hook you up with another girl(or guy), or even give you a harem, but the way she says things you can tell she wants to be your lover. Even if you do choose other girls over her she'll joke lewdly, or ask for a threesome if she gets drunk. Into gothy stuff and really fucked up porn.

>>11098

Enemy: Aesthetic: Bubblegum Kingdom

No, it has no connection to Adventure Time; however the enemies here have all taken on the aspect of sticky, plasticy, overly sweet bubblegum. Sharp weapons have their effectiveness reduced by half while blunt weapons have it reduced to 0. You can eat them, but it will take some time, and the amount of sugar involved will probably give you Diabetes pretty quickly, you might want to look into other conflict resolution mechanics.

>>11125

Eternal chad.

Fact is, you are better than your rival.

There really is no saying otherwise.

Even his Waifus will agree that you are far superior, with no mind control attached.

>>11127

IMPERIUM AETERNAM

Despite the dodgy machine translated Latin you will be transported to a timeline where Rome never fell. However it happened The Roman Republic is the dominant military, economic, and cultural force in the world today. All the pop-culture you knew from your own timeline is reinterpreted through a Roman lens, anyone with more than a basic education speaks fluent Latin, and groups of off duty Legionaries are a common sight in bars and nightclubs around the world. You may choose to keep your own personality and history, or for two extra points I can reshape you as if you were born and bred in this world. Expect to become fitter, more militant, less tolerant of barbarian cultures; and to eat, drink, breathe, shit, and cry Roman pride if you choose the second option.

>>11139

Drawback: Exact words

Your genie will still grant you wishes, but he'll be a dick about it. Wish for a million dollars, for example, and you'll receive 1,000,000 Liberian dollars. If you watch your phrasing, you'll do just fine.

>>11146

Crafting: Weaponised tools

Your engineering knowledge expands to cover each of the ways your tools can be used to hurt another person/monster. For something like a screwdriver it's a fairly simple idea to use it as a stiletto, hammers just need to be swung at something other than a nail, most tools just need you to ignore or specifically act counter to the safety briefing (If you can't figure out how to hurt someone with an Arc Welder then go back to the 'Intelligence' section and spend more points there). The tools that need a little more modification often turn out to be the most dangerous though. With a little fiddling you can turn a nail-gun into a makeshift assault rifle, a circular saw into a chainsword, and a jackhammer into something that can wreck a tank. It's usually easier to find fuel and tool parts than ammunition, but your 'weapons' aren't as fine tuned or flexible as purpose built guns/swords, and they have a tendency to break at the least opportune moment.

>>11163

Pyronecromancy

You have mastered a specific form of necromancy that involves raising the dead to do your bidding. Unlike typical necromancy which involves being near a corpse or corpses, Pyronecromancy can be channeled across vast distances and can even select specific targets you don't know the whereabouts of. Upon resurrecting, they will be completely engulfed in flame, and will tirelessly pursue their goal. Each corpse resurrected this way can be given one prime directive which they will attempt to achieve at all costs.

>>11177

>Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape

That's the only way he refers to himself, those are the only words he can say, that's all he can think about, that's all he can do. He is the demonic embodiment of rape, and he's on your trail. Don't sleep in the same bed twice.

>>11188

Enemy: The Void

It is massive, it knows you and it hungers for the flesh of man.

>>11272

Disadvantage: Magical Man

Congrats, you got the power and role of a magical girl. The downside however is that my magic got fucked so really, you're just you but with a cute outfit or accessory. You get the powers of a magical girl but that's just it. Even with some kick ass powers, people will laugh at you.

>>11275

King of the Ring

This unseeming young(?) man is actually in the possession of one incredibly powerful ring that grants him powers similar to that of the Green Lantern Power Ring, but with additional minor control over time and space. He decorates himself lavishly both in an attempt to look imposing, and to hide the source of his power.

He joins you on your quest. However, revealing that you know the source of his power is enough to trigger his paranoia and will eventually cause him to murder you. Even just looking at his ring is enough to cause minor panic attacks.

Technically you could kill him and steal his ring, but its powers are dulled in your hands. If your companion slots aren't important to you, go ahead.

>>11290

Gaping Azazel

When you are about to get intruded while masturbating to anal gaping porn you can travel back in time by closing the tab via alt+f4 fast enough. You are able to travel back in time as far as the first version of digital porn was distributed, leaving you in the male body of the person masturbating and a sticky hand filled with cum.

>>11271

It's…beautiful.

>>11291

Perk: When God closes a door….

…kick him through it. You willpower is insanely strong, enabling you to accomplish feats most would not dare to dream of.

>>11300

Enola Gay-tan

The Enola Gay but as a human grill. She loves getting headpats but does not like doing lewds. She also does not like the Japanese so get rid of your weeb shit.

>>11311

Vibranium Fursuit

A fursuit of a black panther made out of an incredibly resistant material.

As long as you wear it, it will absorb majority of conventional attacks.

Grants you a mythical ability to speak fluent yiff, niggerese and even combination of these two.

>>11323

Measurement Vision

You now have the ability to know the measurements of various objects and beings around you. It can be toggled at will.

>>11332

You have the ability to put annoying text, copyrights and watermarks on any type of image. Anyone viewing it after this has been applied will be fooled into believing it.

>>11463

Eggmobile

Gives you Dr. Eggman's eggmobile. Its size changes to match your own, allowing for a snug, cozy ride. Its speed is automatically faster than any foe allowing for easy getaways. It can be combined with any other vehicle for safe ejection before destruction. Comes with its own wrecking ball. If chosen, all natural abilities or abilities involving fun are made void.

>>11466

Scenario: space tv

Earth is a giant reality show and this fucker and his species are the reason for it. You and Earth will be famous but expect crazed alien fans. At least you'll get some xeno tail.

>>11508

>Double Edged Cupid's Arrow

This ability lets you play match maker just like a love god and pair people together into a relationship. The magic is strong enough that the relationship will be healthy for both people for at least 5 years (maintaining it on a healthy level past that is up to them) and they will truly love each other.

To balance such strong magic out for you to wield it, it has the side effect that anyone who is blessed by the love magic will leave behind a broken heart. So for every pair you bring together, a pair of rejected souls will be the cost. Using it often will create a ton of cuckolds and cuckqueens, freshly losing the ones they held most dear to them, and feeling despair. Those who become a cuck of either gender can only have the pairing magic used on them after a year has passed since the spell used to destroy their last relationship, but this only pertains to the magic and they are still able to get into a relationship again on their own if they work at it.

This magic may be used on yourself, but the side effect of leaving behind a cuck will still happen to you as well. This magic can pair couples of any genders, both physical and mental, and if they don't find the sex of the other in the pair attractive this magic will make that person an exception. This magic can be used in any form and arrows are just the typical aesthetic choice, but can be used as a potion, handheld item, or any sort of projectile, but it's speed is capped at an average arrow's speed.

>>11597

Mashup

You can now mashup unrelated works to make something unique. Doesn't mean it'll be good but for a soundcloud, YT, and the like will help you rake in a ton of views. Beware though if you try to monetize it as companies and musicians might try to get your ass.

>>11731

Goal: Thotsubjugator

If she breathes, she's a thot.

And you have the divine duty to make them all bend the knee to you.

>>11773

Rugquest

Those fuckers pissed on your rug but you got your vengeance after you pissed on their corpses. Now you must find a replacement rug and you know the man that hired them has one. Getting the rug will be easy but getting out will be the hard part. Plan carefully.

>>11794

PC Species: Hipsterus Maximus

This species gains its power from strange, unusual, and straight up weird clothing, cosmetics, jewelry, hobbies, music etc. Granted their only inbuilt ability is to annoy the hell out of anyone not of their species and inspire envy in their own species - but that could be relevant to your build … somehow.

>>11895

Quest: Conspiracy

You know it's all linked somehow: the milkmen, the aliens, that college quarterback that's been spending time with your wife. You know they are working with your nemesis somehow and you need to take them out before the can mobilize against you. Should they succeed, you'll lose more than just your normal life.

>>12227

>ATCM: All terrain combat mount

You gain a mount that can fly, swim, and run. He can breath fire and is loyal to only you.

His name his Kevin.

>>12730

>I wouldn't worry about it

They appeared, from nowhere, one day. They're everywhere now. There's a few of them living on your street now. Some people feed them in the street, some people took them in as pets, either way their numbers never seem to drop. Some people are trying to see if they can be farmed for their meat. As I said, nobody has any idea where they came from, but I'm sure that arrival of an omnipresent new species with inscrutable motives is nothing to worry about … I mean, just look at how cute they are!

>>12777

Clan: The Crimon Clad

+All your stats are increased by the amount of red clothing visible on your body, reaching a maximum of x2 for total coverage.

+You have the ability to become invisible while pressed against any red surface.

-The color green has the opposite effect. It will reduce your stats up to half, and you can't willingly press yourself against a green surface.

-These powers are common knowledge to the other clans, and they will be immediately suspicious of anyone wearing red.

-Your powers are nullified against colorblind people.

>>14461

Re-Roll

During significant actions in your life physical dice will grow out of you and roll to determine what happens. You may re-roll each die once if you don't like the result, time will rewind and the event will play out according to the new results.