/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

Rolled 8, 8 = 16 (2d10)

>>14540

I'll take 2 cases

>>14471

Now this version clearly has more images… slightly more than one per page on average. Which is already more as page count went from 8 pages to 22

Always thought this could use more quests, or at least more options for immortality. Lichdom, maybe.

>>14495

Yes. My favorite one makes me dependant on a fucking serum for all eternity.

Can you faggots sage already instead of bumping the thread with your incessant bullshit.

shit cyoa

Lewdfags btfo. I am the living legend responsible for the past week or so of activity, bow and suck my dick. You should be thankful I gave your decayed cadaver a jolt for a little while. Suck my dick.

>>14497

Thanks.

>>14497

<I've been whining for a week, now I demand gratitude

Observation: morons have unparalleled amount of self-esteem (likely to compensate for the lack of brains).

>>14445

Last I checked it was you and maybe one other whiny faggot bitching about the lewd. Go and be a petty little shit where nobody has to see it. You weren't forced to click on lewd content, you weren't forced to look at it and you weren't forced to get into an argument about it. so unless there's a gun pointed at your head, fuck off.

>>14446

Isn't it the same faggot tho? I find the idea of suddenly two puritan whiners appearing simultaneously on the same board to be rather unlikely… unless they do it as a group activity, I guess.

>>14446

>>14451

Actually my friends, there are an infinite number of people who don't want to see pornography or read a pornographic CYOA when they come to this board. You are, in fact, entirely wrong when you say

>you weren't forced to look at it

for front page pornography will obviously be in front of anyone's eyes who visits this board. You might be somewhat justified in your line of thinking with the catalogue, but not the front page. Furthermore, I'd consider myself neither a puritan nor a whiner, though the both of you I would surely class as the latter. I'd also file you under "absolute morons of the worst kind" because you can't say "porn" (you have to say "lewd"), can't capitalize or punctuate correctly and can't spell "though". I'd reckon you ought to go back to tumblr or whatever website encourages you to fail so spectacularly with English, you "petty little shit[s]."

>>14462

Since I can only assume your brain will painted on the wall if you don't stop bitching and moaning, I'll throw a (you) out an dbe done with it, you tiresome retard.

>>14467

lol i can get plenty of (you)s elsewhere on other boards, don't worry about it. lelelelel. lmao.

>>14425

You're the same guy whining all over the board how he hates seeing naked women (and preaching about time efficiency, somehow), correct?

In that case, I'm not even surprised anymore that you're equating the most basic (and defining, kind of) human desire with freaking orange juice.

>I'm so sick of oranges, I've had far too many oranges

Well that's your fucking problem, is it not? If you're too dumb to stop eating them before you start throwing up, that's not an excuse to bother everyone else about it.

>I would prefer not to have any more for awhile and especially none at the moment.

I'm so fucking sorry that we morons are forcing all of this orange juice down your throat by it merely being on this board. Whatever were we thinking?!

>>14438

>we

>we

>we

sorry anon, i wasn't aware you were some kind of representative.

>>14442

That's your answer? Holy crap, the faggot is out of bullshit for today. Now he's trying to pull an absolutely retarded version of ad hominem.

Try reading your own goddamn post, brainlet.

<I hate you morons.

<I would prefer not to have any more [orange juice] for awhile and especially none at the moment.

You literally referred to "us" (as in, everyone on the board, apparently), which is why the response also refers to "us" in plural.

And why the fuck did you quote the word "we" thrice, anyway? Orange juice overdose caused arithmetic cretinism or something?

Besides, considering you're shitting all over the board with your childish whining, I can't possibly be the only one annoyed with it. So you don't really have a case to base your defense around a plural pronoun.

>>14452

i'm not the orange juice guy you fucking retard. i just find it funny how you use 'we' like you have no idea where you are. fuck off with that shit.

>You literally referred to "us" (as in, everyone on the board, apparently), which is why the response also refers to "us" in plural.

>Literally.

>(as in, everyone on the board apparently)

nope you just made that up all on your own, tinkerbell.

>And why the fuck did you quote the word "we" thrice, anyway?

emphasis.

>Besides, considering you're shitting all over the board with your childish whining, I can't possibly be the only one annoyed with it. So you don't really have a case to base your defense around a plural pronoun.

ah yes, the samefag defense. obviously only one anon disagrees with you, but when it comes to anons that agree with you, they're multiple people. kek.

>>14456

<sorry anon, i wasn't aware you were some kind of representative.

>i'm not the orange juice guy you fucking retard

>ah yes, the samefag defense

Not buying this. You're directly continuing the conversation from the point of view of previous poster, and now you're gonna claim you're not the same guy? Either that's a blatant lie, or you're a moron who likes to jump into a conversation while pretending to be the previous speaker.

And you instantly switching to "samefag defense" claim in the very same post where you proclaim you're not the same guy for the first time doesn't add you credibility either.

>nope you just made that up all on your own, tinkerbell

…I won't comment on your choice of pejorative (as it makes no sense whatsoever), but to claim I made it up you have to be blind or deliberately ignore the content of the post in question.

>when it comes to anons that agree with you, they're multiple people

Are you a moron? Because your logic is quite moronic indeed.

"I hate you morons" (plural!) + "I would prefer not to have any more" + whining = "you morons are forcing this onto me" (which is dumb because a sane man would simply ignore the threads he doesn't like). Where's the part about anyone agreeing with me? Unless you live in black-and-white "us against them" world that exists in immature minds, that is.

>>14323

Sorry anon but you have the wrong type of autism.

>>14322

What, you mean two (almost) monochrome abstract crayon drawings is not enough for you to swallow all this graphomany?

>>14323

You have provided zero information on the setting itself (thus severely diminishing our ability to reason which choices would be useful), and zero graphical information to navigate this wall of text. Hell, you didn't even say what gender the slave would be (and just so you know, it makes a big difference!)

this is pretty shit. lots of text, nothing to break it up, no depth to the presentation. images are… i'm not sure what to say.

>>14419

i don't think exposition on whatever the fuck special-snowflake setting this is would in anyway help this clusterfuck. i guess if we give the author the benefit of the doubt you could say the slave's gender was left ambiguous so you could choose for yourself. or maybe they're some genderfluid tumblr refugee.

>>14432

It's called "constructive criticism". If we just call it shit, it's probably gonna stay shit. But if we want to give the author a chance to fix it (and in the process let him learn how to make better stuff), we should give him some hints on what needs fixing.

Information on the setting and images to go along with text is a place to start, at least. Scaling down (or at least making a tl;dr version) would be a second step.

>you could say the slave's gender was left ambiguous so you could choose for yourself

He totally failed to mention that, though.

>or maybe they're some genderfluid tumblr refugee

It's a fantasy setting, there shouldn't be enough overindulgence for those morons to breed

>>13932

It's a meta CYOA. Meaning, it's meant for adding lewds into your build should you want them (presumably when you're playing something non-lewd and want an upgrade).

>>14426

I'm way too lazy to micromanage multiple point systems at the same time, so I guess the answer to that would be "no". And anyway, I was talking about the main purpose of lewd meta CYOAs.

Tricks:

Fuck these parlour tricks. I'm putting all seven points into Lucid Dream.

I'm either going to trick myself into thinking I'm a planeswalker in my sleep, or I'm going to die trying.

Anima:

>Death

What better way to signal the end of one thing and the beautiful beginning of another, and what is a dream if not death itself?

Astra:

>Halo

I'm not really aiming for anything physical, so something that gives me spiritual protection sounds like the best bet.

Faction:

>Walk alone

Screw you guys, I'm going to sleep.

Goal:

Gonna dream myself into the 2D world. Everybody else can fuck off and die.

>>13776

>Tricks: Perspective, Adjust Time (Talent), Closed Eyes (Talent), Pocket, Door.

Being able to have my own bullet time going on with Closed Eyes and Adjust Time ought to be extremely useful, Perspective is pretty good too and Pocket and Door are practically necessity.

>Anima: DOWN.

This fits me the most.

>Astra: Vertice.

I'd imagine this combo works something like a disintegration field. Sounds good.

>Faction: The Revolving Door.

>The Revolving Door are an infamous group of recognized terrorists known not only to most Magicians but mundane people too. They are a group of radical Magicians with one single stated goal; to teach the elite their place.

Sounds like my type of people. Maybe we can take care of all the subversive kikes, globalists and shills that plague the world. They seem to fit what the Revolving Door seek to destroy.

>>13776

This guy just updated his other cyoa

>>13776

>capture

Always go for the mind control

>overflow

Always go for infinite stuff

I'm not reading most of this illogical cultist simulator-tier shit btw

>other

What even is this gay shit?

>Vapour

what even

>walk alone

and far away from this retarded, autistic, prision maister-tier cyoa. Strangely enough however it attracted the good anons.

When you said Magical Realm I expected bad things, but this doesn't seem bad at all.

>Size:

>Features: Division 2. Portals 4. Transient 3

Gonna make a smal place for me to relax, and the rest as a normal world, with all of it's dangers, for adventuring and to breed an army.

>no polulation increase, 50,000 is good

I'm assuming they are all humans of good stock. The romans are the master race. Also https://www.britannica.com/science/minimum-viable-population#ref1215147

Inhabitants:

<Attitude 1

Industrious, ambitious, warlike, cautious, basicaly I want them to have my good traits. This MUST be genetical, otherwise it's worthless.

<Extra and Meta 8

Angels with magic and wings, elfs who are extra tall slender and have magic affinity, elfs who are good looking and fast, humans with magic afinity, dwarfs, magical dwarfs, DF-tier dwarfs, argonians, shape shifters. that plus normals is 10 so that's 5.000 pop for each. Races with magic will start in more dangerous and inospitable areas. Call it balancing, I don't want them streamrolling the normals.

>Tech: 5

For my tiny part of the dimension where I will live with the prettiest girls, the rest can stay as they are. I want them to evolve and develop by themselfs.

>magic 0

Forget what I said about magic, make it psychic powers instead. Having a brain that generate enough waves in a certain way to affect reality is NOT magic.

>society 0

None of this gay shit, let my children learn by themselfs. Reminder we are already industrious and inventive.

>Culture

None of this gay sh- did you say Warfare and Mechanical? 2

Evironment

<rich and exeptional materials 5Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>14403

Remove divine spark and guidance, get Area increase 7

>>14404

and teleportation

One day soon all of you leftist abominations will die screaming.

>>9244

Specially you

>caring about SOYBY

Fuck off back to cuck chan

>>14098

100 snow flakes huh? I'll teleport right in.

>le new u

fuck off tumblr, this isn't a lewd cyoa

I'm not a sand nor a snownigger, going with Vale.

>Blank State

Charm: Permanent mind control. Target will put my will over all else. I can disable at will. Start with only one at a time but capacity will increase. Target will not know it was under effect of this. If I can't have this, hammer space inventory will do.

Those are some gay ass gifts and the skills have no description - them again, neither does the biome, society, aura, or anything at all in this wester cuckime.

>beacon of hope 90

>paragon of beauty 80

>exemplar intelligence 70

>survivalist 40

>hacker 10

>aura of fear

1000 tumblr tokens. Wow they downgraded the art for the weapons even more.

My main weapon is the Heavy Assault Rifle of Doom, which I call Hard Rifle. Extremely powerfull. 800

I'll just punch for melee, rest assured I can beat any of those faggots.

Masterwork 700

Actually good armor, 2 grappling hooks one of them as underbarrel for my gun, cloth if I don't have the appropriated one ~400

Auto targeter 200

I'll keep the rest

I want Rouge Le'chance (more like that image?), Dawn Mnyama, Quara Volchiza (more like that image? What is her weapon???).

It that speaks sounds like the easiest. Wait no,

>manages to escape incarceration

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>>14365

melanie and miltiades->sharing

pyrrha->denial

cinder->in control

amber->somniphilia

combos:

smoldering

team????

wincest

girl with two souls

two for one

>Laura,Sloth,and Gretel are the only ones that don't give me cancer

>Sloth does nothing

>Laura is fine with a harem and i'm set for life financially

>Her sex drive is overwhelming and she will rape me. C-can't we just cuddle or walk at the park without getting freaky?

> Gretel is a perfect wife and I have free food and drink for life

>her benefits are what i'm all about

>Unfortunately, even though she's a sex demon I won't ever have a harem

Why do you torment me Zynthia?

If I had to choose one i'd choose best girl Gretel.

Wrath

>Lust

Useless, produces porn.

>Greed

Elitist trash, i would probably try to kill her, and then myself after listening to her bullshit about the poor.

>Envy

Useless

>Sloth

Useless

>Pride

The same problem as with Greed, i can't stand her talking shit all day.

Wrath

Immortality, ability to spawn whatever funs i want, she just has the best ability, i don't care about the rest.

>Gluttony

Useless ability

Pride, I can tank her banter and return it. and also, I can dominate her during sex. and the whole secretly confess her love thing is pretty cute.

>>4946

laura

>pirates

oh fuck yes

>ship

frigate

>enchantments

comfy

silk sails

reinforced hull

improved galley 630

>crew

pirates (of course) 210

>ship items

swivelx14

24lb cannonx40

armaments

harpoons

seastone

>race

(I have no idea what this is suppsoed to mean so i'm skipping over it)

>personal boons

enhanced strength

enhanced toughness

leadership

iron stomach

>personal items

clear thought gem

>ship roles

Theodore

Alice

Briar

Dartica

Jill

YARR HARR

>>6649

I trade the airship upgrade for

Steal power - tireless

I may lose the chest someday

Improved galley

My current ship has an even larger galley than most merchant ships. I also own one of the most well stocked fridges in the lands. I preserve body parts, specimens, and samples we collect on our adventures. I will keep this fridge with me on all my ships.

Fire breathing dragoness minion

A small, always loyal dragoness with part of my soul in her. She is 280~320 pounds without a belly full of food and around 6-7 feet tall. She can speak,read, and write as well as an average human.

>Ship: Sloop, Spider SIlk, Reinforced Hull, Tardis, Submersible, Thruster, Improved Galley, Seasoned Pirate x 25, Gifted x 2

It goes really fucking fast, can go underwater, and can travel underwater pretty fast. Decent enough amount of cargo can be brought due to Tardis and I'm pretty sure the two "Gifted" can easily command 25 pirates.

>Ship Items: Armaments, 4 Harpoons, 5 Swivels, 5 Large Cannons,

Harpoons seemed pretty much required since the ship is a sub too, the rest is standart stuff.

>Race: Angel - Boons: Enhanced Toughness, Mental, Speed, Strength, Resist Weakness, Magic, Final Form(Souls)

Without the drawback angel is just the strongest class. Soul gimmick on the final form option seems like it'd scale really well with time.

>Personal Items: Explorer's Spyglass

10% better than an elf.

>QM: Jora

Now we can destroy ships for shits and giggles if we want.

>SM:William(230)

He looks smart, I dunno dude. Doubles as 12% weaker explorer's spyglass if I ever want two.

>MG: Alorwyn(200)

Meme fruits are OP.

>C/S:Fran

She can heal whatever I can't.

>Sw:Jill

A tireless worker is just too good for this role.

>Cabin:Zestir

I don't care anymore he just looked cool

>>6649

1000

ship: frigate -200

canon max: 40 + 14 swivels

speed max: 17+5+5 knots

crew: 32—250

enchantments: comfy -50, reinforced hull -50, thruster -100, improved galley -50 spider silk sails -20

crew:

seasoned piratesx4 -24

piratesx6 -30

fresh recruitsx3 -12

amazonsx3 -12

traders -4

harem -2 + man whores (for the amazons) -2

gifted -20

ship items:

swiwelsx6 -30

armaments -15

harpoons -5

seastone -20

cannons (12lb) x10 +1x18lb -34

race: human

boons: enhanced strength/speed/toughness -60, regeneration -20, weapon mastery -20, leasedership -15, haki -25

items: jack compass -30,

quarter master: scarlet -30

sailing master: kimeko -30

master gunner: kale -30

chef/surgeon: geb -30

shipwright: salomon -30

>Plant Type: Wall based

>Company: The Gardener, intervening

>Food Stuff: Diet - Sex Fluids, Suppository, Milking

>Reproduction: Medium Seeds, A Thousand Seeds

>General Traits: Deep Probing, Flopsy Mopsy Petrified, Aphrodisiacs, Cum Bath, Remodelling

>Drawbacks: Natures Bitch, Bee Stings, Stimulation Overload, Overproduction, Eldritch Plant, Tight Vines

With the number of seeds I'm now pumping out, and the gardener to spread them as far as possible, it's only a matter of time before the world falls.

>>14286

type: internal parasite

company: the gardener (plant be nice)

traits: plant merging/plant clothing/sex change/prehensile tentacles

drawbacks: nectar production/stimulation overload/thorns/supergape/vine whip

forms: superhero

Correct me if i am wrong, but some of the forms seem to erase/remove the drawbacks, like the superhero and monster girl forms, for example

>>12942

I found it easier than most. Most of this one is your 15 spells and fluff that can be skimmed over until something catches your eye. Those 15 spells are around half the decisions you have to make. There might be a lot of companions and other things, but you cannot choose very many and the color coding helps you focus on them by theme.

Here's a summary of nation/god/race fluff to make it easier.

Nations

Dark Green: Teb'Eis

Humans, hardy and short with blond/red hair. Known for skilled sailors and elaborate saunas. The area consists of volcanic islands with icy forests and wind-blasted cliffs. Teb'Ihr (middle green) tried to invade in the past. Lots of trade, much like the other human (green) lands.

Middle Green: Teb'Ihr

Humans. Serfs, castles, and traditionalism. Lots of ancient noble families and shifting borders. Northern parts are forests, plains, and mountains. South has badlands. Deserts are along the southern coast.

Light Green: Teb'Hai

Humans. Split off from Teb'Ihr (middle green) in war hundreds of years ago. Exiles and heretics from Teb'Ihr are welcome. Lively with lots of trade, but the crown controls much of it.

Gray: Leuchtevto

Elves. Nothing ever changes. The elves are tribal and like to enslave others. Warfare is done silently over slights between elders. Trade is rare, but "elves are willing to trade bizarre and absurd requests for their magical tools and slaves." These trades are outlawed by death in Teb'Hai and frowned upon in Teb'Ihr and Teb'Eis.

Purple: Matchtevsto

Elves. Very militant. Believes the world is destined to be theirs. Split off from Leuchtevto (gray), but on good terms with them. Tried to take over Duparmiya (orange) to the south, but failed. Hasn't given up, but is very patient and plans carPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>12973

Quick question: The initial cap of 30 u, does it mean that you start with 30u or that your cap for the entire CYOA is 30?

Sorry if I ask, english is not my first language.

>>14285

I'm pretty sure it's just to start. A necromancer who can't create more minions is a pretty shit necromancer.

>>14305

Thanks mate

>>12924

I enjoyed it

>>14220

That was my plan, yes, but that still means you're barely better than a regular muggle until then, and after then you're stitched to your power-sphere (and anyone who figures out how to dick you gets to receive an infinite power sphere).

>>14171

It makes sense. Who else but the strongest of weebs would have enough concentrated autism to assume control of reality and become a god simply by filling out entertainment forms on an Atlantean scrimshaw graffiti-wall?

>Summoning

Stabilize

Summon Monster Girl

No, John, You are the demons

Summon Angel

>Spiritual Magic

Eliminate Structural Weakness

Hardening

Light Generation

Current Control

Heat Shield

Light Control

Tentacles

>Atropomagic

Age Alteration

Reshape

Feeding off the sun

Heal

Linguistics

Sensitivity

Customize

Libido

Allure

Hormone Injection

Hormone Production

Racechange

Genetic Modification

>Gravity Magic

Telekinesis

Portal

Barrier

Teleport

Bigger on the Inside

Time Reversal

Propulsion

>Meta magic

Mana Crystals Creation

Mana Vacuum

Quicken

Dispel

Couterspell

Inscribe

HUD

Brew

Analyze

Hexproof

Golem AI

Cloaking

Mana Incubator

Trigger

Mana Sensor

Imbue

Mana Condensation

Salve

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>>14142

summoning:

-summon beast/greater beast

-seal

-summon fae

-stabilize

-summon elemental

-summon items

spiritual magic:

-ligh generation

-markings

-current control

-tentacles

-fluid control

-xray

marks(Don't count as spells):

-susceptibility, suicide bomb

-punishment, stupidify, Locator

-conditioning, sjw, mute

anthropomagic:

-reshape/racebend

-hormone injection/production

-orgasm control/pleasure

-sculpt mind

-heal

-customize

-age alteration

-genetic modification(free)

-sensitivity

-feeding of the sun

-telepathy

Gravity magic:

-telekinesis

-portal

-stop time/pseudo teleport

-barrier

-time reversal

-bigger on the inside

Metamagic:

-inscribe/imbue

-mana crystal creation/mana concentration

-brew/salve

-mana drain/blood magic

-craft

-animate dead

-mana incubator

-mana sensor

-cloaking

-hexproof

-quicken

-counterspell