>Your Power
Thor- incredible powerhouse and unaided flight alongside ancient weaponry (actual fuckin' Mjolnir)
Deadpool- Physically unable to die, expert marksman with peak-human strength, inhuman reflexes and agility, past-perfect fighting prowess and multiple trains of thought. Summoning his costume I assume would include gear, including all manner of weapons from Hammerspace and a belt-mounted teleporter. On both counts, I get a schweet bod, but maybe I still have to work out for that bit.
hopefully I don't have to drink extraplanar cosmic spooge to maintain my strength or becoming a fucking skin-cancer patient with severe schizophrenia and constant agony
>Your Army
My WH40k 500 pt Ork army:
<Warboss with 'Eavy Armor, Boss Pole, Power Claw, and Twinlinked Shootah
<3 Deffkopterz- Each with twinlinked rokkit launchaz
<20 Ork Boyz
<4 Nobz, all with 'Eavy Armor, one with Big Choppa, one with Power Claw
That means 400 Nobz, 300 Deffkopterz, two fucking thousand Ork Boyz, and 100 Warbosses. Now, instead of 100 Warbosses (pretty much overkill and unnecessary) I'll sacrifice 99 of them for 50 'kopterz and 500 Boyz. I think that's fair, yeah? 2500 Boyz, 350 Deffkopterz, and 400 Nobz. I put ten or so Kopterz in a squad, lead by a Nob with a few 'undred Boyz. The Warboss, who I shall name Roggle'O Q. Gromb (Groms for short) shall be my second in command and right hand WAAUUGH Chief. Together, we're going to tear the dog spit out of all Africa and South America, turn them from pestilent wastelands into well-managed coast-to-coast fully irrigated farming compounds, and end world hunger by establishing full non-profit (pays for itself) distribution systems to every country around- in and outside of my empire. Then we'z gonna take back the Fatherland, and then I'm gonna have some fun-ass Winter Warfare with Canada and Russia, and then- well I guess I'll just have them build a full-size replica of Castle Grayskull on some lakefront, and I'll party it down with my Army of Orkz every night- getting krunk on grog and eating roast squig. Oh, and I'll hijack the Columbian Cocaine empire, and make snow angels in my giant mountain of gold, in my goddamn castle. And high-five Orkz.
Eventually I assume that many Boyz would branch into Speederz, Mekz, Weirdboyz, and all manner of Ork would be in my army. Plus, if we're following Lore, I don't need to re-summon them- they're make their own fuckin' ecosystem and I'll be king of a galactic super-WAAAUAUGH. Plus, if I believe it works, it will, since my army comes with working Zeitgeist technology. This is very cash money.