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 No.13066 [Open thread]

Become a super soldier and go fight demons.

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 No.13523

>>13066

>Race

Einarcol

>Type

Gene-fighter/sorcerer hybrid

>Powers

2 - Psionic Barrier

2 - Psionic Regeneration

2 - Mind Reading

2 - Psionic Cloaking

0 - Psychogenic Focus

2 - Attract/Repel

2 - Psionic Clones

3 - Biotic Organ

2 - Pheromone release

2 - Ground Zero

2 - Energy Absorb

2 - Mind Control

3 - Psionic Potential

>Weapons

1 - Explosive, Clip, Shaped Charge, EMP, Fusion

2 - Ballistic, Full Auto, Gatling, Ammo Belt, Recoil Absorbant

3 - Energy, Charge-up, Siege Mode, Longshot, Armor Puncher

>Armor

Cleaner

Waste Disposal

Gun Mounts

Jump Jets

Lightweight

Charger Pack

Vampiric Assimilator

Combat Drugs Cocktail

Psi-Battery

Psionic Muscle Fibers

>Pleasure

Radio

>Planets

All of them

>Respawn

Crystal Shell

>Boons

Hybrid

Exemplar

>Drawbacks

Succubus

>Companions

Shirley

Nikolai

Mercielle

Maneus

Bilav

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 No.13524

>>13523

Oh, and the succubus is his happily ever after once the invaders are killed.

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 No.13621

tldr most of it

Mankind is objectively the master race

Commissar, description say I'm so fascist I can bend reality

Powers 20

>general

Mindwipe 2 (free)

Mind reading 2 Just like a Madness Combat's TAC Bar

Bullet time 2

The Force 3 OP as fuck

Clones 3 also OP

(10 used)

Holy shit [prototype] is op as it can grown exponentially, unless you find a guy bigger than you, which is why I pick

>Indomable

Rise to the Challenge 3 I am literally unstoppable unless faced with a weaker foe

Aura of Nightmares 3 Now I am unstoppable

No sell 3 Holy fuck I'm so OP

Death Gaze 1 Just to boost my ego

Before Choosing weapons I took a look at my enemies, and, holy fucking shit OP that is hardcore. This is some warhammer 40k shit, I better play armchair general to survive. Changing my build: Changing class to [prototype]:

Powers

>General

Same as before + Regen 1

>Biomorpher (I hope I can still reproduce normally)

Assimilate 3 I hope it's as simple as in [Prototype]

Mutate 3 Imagine enslave up one of those supports

Spawn 3 I hope I can customize those.

Finishing read all those planet, I wonder, why the fuck don't we just exterminatus? Alternatively, Imperial Guard style war would bring victory easy too.

Weapons:

Heavy Assault Rifle - Defalt gun - Full Auto, Scope, Gauss Rails, Recoil Absorver and fuck you nigger, whoever made this doesn't know half a shit about guPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.13622

>>13621 Here's the tldr

>general (26 total)

Mindwipe 2 (free)

Mind reading 2

Bullet time 2

The Force 3

Clones 3

Regen 1

>[prototype]

Assimilate 3

Mutate 3

Spawn 3

>Man

Rise to challenge 3

No Sell 2

Auro of neighmares 1

Boons: Hybrid, Exemplar

Drawback: Sanity's Eclipse

Weapons:

Heavy Assault Rifle - Defalt gun - Full Auto, Scope, Gauss Rails, Recoil Absorver

Laser Destroyer - Giant killer - Adjustable Lens, Charge, Siege Mode, Energizer (kill enemy "multiple times" my ass)

Muscle Mass - Default melee - Barrier, Jet Booster, Pain Train, Super Heated

Armor Mods:

Cleanser, Waste Disposal, Lighweight, Bioplasma, Grappling Hook

Resistant, Mini-turrets , Pet, Alchool, Airstrike.

Companions:

Ted, Chink girl 1, Syr, Gerald and Simon.

Fuck this, i'm done.

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 No.15181

Way OP, but I guess that's the point. They will learn what Hell really is.

Class

>Human (human supremacy, motherfucker)

>Indomitable

Powers

>No Sell lvl 2 (enemies that fear you cannot hurt you)

>Aura of Nightmares lvl 1 (all but the strongest enemies will fear you and fight poorly)

Combined, the average enemy poses no threat, allowing me to focus on the strongest foes. Which is a nice setup for

>Rise to the Challenge lvl 3 (become stronger than the strongest enemy you're facing)

That's pretty much game over for demons right there, and uses only 6 points. With the remaining 14

>Psionic Mindwipe lvl 1 (+2 from human so lvl 3) (easily clear most foes with this)

>Psionic Strength lvl 3 (x8 strength, pretty significant there)

>Psionic Regeneration lvl 2 (almost unkillable by normal means)

>Psionic Barrier lvl 2 (protect self and others from danger)

>Mind Reading lvl 2 (protection against assassin type enemies)

>Psychogenic Focus lvl 3 (super speed, bitch)

>Psionic Press lvl 1 (limited offensive ability but useful for throwing strong enemies off balance temporarily)

+6 from Exemplar Boon

>Psionic Clones lvl 3 (to attack strong enemies from all sides and overwhelm their defenses)

>Attract/Repel lvl 3 (combined with clones, can pull off some pretty cuhrazy manuevers with some cleverness)

Weapons

>Melee (axe with blunt side on back)

<Superheavy (pairs nicely with superstrength for major strikes)

<Monoblade (dismember large enemies)

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 No.4126 [Open thread]

Pretty sure you've seen this one before but this is a more completed version that the one I had.

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 No.8533

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 No.14952

Bump.

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 No.15146

Can someone reup this one?

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 No.15150

File: 0e020fd81471da3⋯.jpg (998.54 KB,910x5555,182:1111,Goddess CYOA 1.jpg)

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 No.15151

File: 203db8010774e0e⋯.jpg (897.85 KB,1300x4514,650:2257,Goddess CYOA 6.jpg)

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>>15150

>>15146

The small image in the post is broken but if you open it in another tab, it'll open. Weird.

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File: e0730f0ad9c872b⋯.jpeg (1.68 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Grigori Transformation CY….jpeg)

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 No.15111 [Open thread]

Be an angel and fuck people, in the name of god obviously.

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 No.15120

File: d8794fadc0f79c0⋯.jpeg (1.54 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Grigori Transformation pg….jpeg)

File: 9c3673cc8da0dc2⋯.jpeg (1.07 MB,1400x5421,1400:5421,Grigori Transformation pg….jpeg)

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 No.15128

>>15120

Thanks.

>>15117

You know how that one punch man CYOA got like 3 copies? When I tried to submit the thread, it hovered forever at 100%. It's only for this board however, it's strange.

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 No.15131

>>15120

Needs a DLC expansion to expand the Hell content.

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 No.15134

>>15111

seraphim (14)

body: normal

cock: large

wings: four, light, large -4

radiance: nimbus -2

perks: lots o' cum, holy water, enough to go around, Windows to the soul, sebalim symphony, salvation, flight -7

drawback: grower (average) +1

veil: exotic

anakhim: beauty, regeneration, strength, intelligence -4

tasks: angel breeding, ambrosia production, redeeming evil, satisfy houri, consolation +2

lovers: 12sa +1

ketelaque kami, congregation -1, triplet daughters, betsy, selah, purity -2, candy -1, sirocco -2, phybah -1, penelope -1, penelope -1, naamah -1, half dozen heavenly hymnasalla houri-3

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 No.15139

>>15131

See Incubus Transformation CYOA

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File: 17c97c40a2c8435⋯.jpg (1.49 MB,2000x3050,40:61,Big Evil Magical Overlord ….jpg)

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 No.15105 [Open thread]

Become a Magical Overlord.

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 No.15107

File: b5aecea6eda6c0f⋯.jpg (18.24 KB,320x240,4:3,u wot mate.jpg)

>race

Tiefling

Good for natural boost to magick and ability of flight. Standard big bad shithead with a spike-horn, leathery wings, barbed tail, the whole sh'bang. More hair than most demonoids, sort of a Great Ape with lots of fuzz to survive in the tundra.

>magick

Bio - mutate the masses and have sword arms, never endure a famine

Necro - eat your fucking soul

Electro - Cole MacGrath with super speed

Photo - Kamehameha on a nigga, set everything on fire, hardlight constructs are OP

>skil

Martial Arts - personal defense and sparring instruction for my forces

Acrobat - gotta go fast

Insight - painfully clever and nigh-unavoidable traps and pitfalls

>realm

Arctic - at home in an icy tundra, the weak will flounder and we will eat potatoes and fish

Crime - pirates' cove, pillager's home in the ice, Viking fun with the boys

Corruption - get ready for a new ice age you fucks

>quest segment

Not going to free a daemon. I wouldn't have even given my soul to one but this whole CYOA stipulates that you do, so- may as well already be a half-hellspawn poop boy.

Angels are like policemen. They're supposedly there for the betterment of everyone, but they have destructive capacity and contingencies that allow them to use it. That makes them dangerous. Kill them all.

Allied races? Swell. 'Cept for the elves. All elves must die. Humans, giants, dwarves and a few Orcs would be fine if they agreed to join me, but anyone who's willing to coexist with elves needs to have their skin flayed slowly so I can break their exposed bones before they bleed out.

Evil Overlords also need to be quashed anPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.15108

>>15107

endgame: Manage to amass enough power and control that I can kill the demon, reclaim my soul, and become the benevolent master of all whom I have spared- forging a new world not in my image, but in the interest of personal liberty, prosperity, virtue, and strength. In the name of Harald Hardrada. Global Greenland!

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 No.15114

Looks fun.

My race? Fuck the choices. I am Human. Never gave a damn for my own people and the allied races. I was never anything special, which made me special to my previous master. Nobody knew me, and nobody knows me still. My anonymity is my strength.

I have no desire to sell my soul to a treacherous daemon, yet power is needed. I will utilise it for Geokinesis, Spaciokinesis, Electrokinesis and Umbrakinesis, and obtain Mastery of Engineering, Stealth and Tactics. The powers gifted in tandem will allow me to create the ultimate fortress that connects to major capitals around the globe via tunnels and space-bending angles.

I will choose a Taiga (forest tundra) as I have always preferred the cold.

My focus will be in trade as a front for information brokering, spying, and other dirty business. The defense feature is simple: It is hidden. The taiga is on a lost island in the far northern ocean, surrounded by rocks and cliffs.

I will go all the way. I owe my soul to a daemon, so I must free it and get it out of my hair stat. I know my powers will fail me at the worst possible time, so all of my plans center around inevitable betrayal and collapse.

How?

Keep myself as a non-integral part of the machine I start. There is no singular leader. We all want the Allied Races knocked down a peg, Michelle in chains, and unification in a way.

This world is shitty, might as well 1984 this bitch right up with secret police and no trust. I will set up non-magical means of escape for myself for when my powers fail (trust a daemon? Bagh!) and multiple ways to disappear.

If I succeed…Potentially party time in the ultimate vile hellscape.

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 No.15116

>>15114

>Fuck the choices

Isn't the whole point that you follow the rules presented in the CYOA? Otherwise, just write a fanfic instead (or 'original' fic, the only difference is who made up the setting). It's probably gonna get reviews saying it's "total Mary Sue crap" but it's not like you will care.

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 No.15127

>>15116

>>15116

This. People who bend and break the rules or munchkin infinite points are Jews.

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 No.15118 [Open thread]

Does someone have this cyoa? I've been searching it for awhile but I can't seems to find it.

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 No.15119

File: ebbebd38c4cb573⋯.png (4.37 MB,1200x9975,16:133,The Skies Asunder.png)

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File: 684ed1a8e549e03⋯.jpg (1.54 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Half Incubus CYOA 1.jpg)

File: 85ef0d724078c4d⋯.jpg (1.43 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Half Incubus CYOA 2.jpg)

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 No.14572 [Open thread]

Claim your power and your destiny.

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 No.14664

>>14590

I agree with this sentiment, but thankfully I don't seem to feel it as intensely as you. It is better when the author writes that you are going to become something or do something cool, not that it's some new instance of you entirely and therefore not a continuation of the current (admittedly terrible) existence you're living. I like this CYOA though. In terms of sexual fetishism it's accurate to my interests to a high degree, unlike most that get posted here.

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 No.14752

>>14586

nah, it's not about lewd

i like lewd and this is shit

thing is, this is just a shit cyoa

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 No.15112

File: e0730f0ad9c872b⋯.jpeg (1.68 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Grigori Transformation CY….jpeg)

File: 132c239e1cb037a⋯.jpeg (1.52 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Grigori Transformation CY….jpeg)

File: e1e320cccf8fac7⋯.jpeg (1.53 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Grigori Transformation CY….jpeg)

File: 2b2dd9b149aef7e⋯.jpeg (1.44 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Grigori Transformation CY….jpeg)

File: 1ad46aadb429d09⋯.jpeg (1.56 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Grigori Transformation CY….jpeg)

Here's another one related to this one.

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 No.15113

File: bb3f103d722085b⋯.jpeg (1.59 MB,1400x10000,7:50,Grigori Transformation CY….jpeg)

File: 32a5ee31dfa8143⋯.jpeg (4.41 MB,1400x5421,1400:5421,Grigori Transformation CY….jpeg)

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 No.15115

>>15112

>>15113

Not really; it's related to Incubus Transformation by the same author, as they're basically from the same mold (the main difference is player's race).

Half-Incubus is more of a D&D porn parody.

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File: dc414605db85f8c⋯.jpg (1.18 MB,1280x7582,640:3791,Big, Beefy Husbando CYOA p….jpg)

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 No.14351 [Open thread]

Lewd husbando CYOA.

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 No.14466

God I hate this board. I have a better time on fucking /soyboys/ than with you flaming commie trannies

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 No.14498

>>14466

>I have a better time on fucking /soyboys/

You'd know all about being a flaming commie tranny then, wouldn't you?

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 No.14525

>>14498

Why do you think I post on this board?

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 No.15098

File: 6770e52c3f3b7f5⋯.jpeg (28.48 KB,540x960,9:16,D0cbaC9UYAAD7TC.jpeg)

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 No.15099

>>14466

>he didn't choose gender flip so he could design a smooth, long-haired that loves only you girl instead

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File: 689c8e54b3507f5⋯.jpg (777.91 KB,1280x2444,320:611,1558907375956.jpg)

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 No.15088 [Open thread]

Magic gem cyoa. Put crystals in your dick or something idk.

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 No.15089

Well, this is some vague shit

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File: dbb853deaa67e27⋯.png (6.54 MB,1280x7773,1280:7773,Power Creator CYOA pg1.png)

File: 3372933cf2b21fb⋯.png (6.4 MB,1280x3700,64:185,Power Creator CYOA pg2.png)

 No.14247 [Open thread]

Get yourself some superpowers!

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 No.14691

>>14685

>white knee

>nigger kid

lol

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 No.15071

File: 4a065828cb66609⋯.jpg (2.62 MB,960x8655,64:577,Power Creator CYOA pg1.jpg)

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v3

Added:

>Some fresh new art for Costumes and Bases, as well as The Fractal Entity, as they were long overdue and were starting to be an eyesore.

>6 new Companions, including a mind-control yandere, a wish-granting hobo, and more.

>3 new Disadvantages (I got the memo, y'all didn't have enough points to play around with.)

>2 new Greater Powers

>A new Setting Change option

>2 new Circumstantial Groups, along with some incentive to actually choose Titan Shift. (Seriously, I don't think I've seen a single Titan Shift build created by anyone. Godzilla is cool dude.)

>Finally finished the Supreme Fractal Entity, now The Subspace Swimmer. He's busted as fuck.

>Added 3 Mystery Boxes

Removed:

>Spelling Errors

>Stunted Growth may now only be enacted for a maximum of 7 years

>Madeline Ambrose as a foe was givng too many points, so I reduced it to +1

>The Symbiote was draining too many points, especially with The Supreme Symbiote, so I reduced it's cost to -1

>Now The Traveller and Parasite the only +2 Rivals/Foes.

>Quantum now gives a point for being taken as a Rival/Foe

>Slight nerf to Aurora's telepathic abilities, to keep Psychon relevant.

>All Setting Changes are now free except for Titan Shift. I want you to have fun, not spend chump-change to force the setting to be fun.

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 No.15072

File: 56a49446fdba89a⋯.jpg (2.96 MB,960x8738,480:4369,Power Creator CYOA pg5.jpg)

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 No.15073

File: 2e22fb949413805⋯.jpg (630.9 KB,960x1805,192:361,Power Creator CYOA pg9.jpg)

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 No.15074

File: 0712bd247fcfd0e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,251.95 KB,960x835,192:167,Power Creator CYOA Mystery….jpg)

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File: 924873c08e97d3a⋯.jpg (959.94 KB,980x4410,2:9,Royal Guardian CYOA 1.jpg)

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 No.2854 [Open thread]

How will you fair to protect your charge?

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 No.15000

File: 0fa107c9e967446⋯.jpg (174 KB,600x851,600:851,noble_micheletto_by_sunset….jpg)

>>14999

The ups outweigh the cons, I though. In the autumn of my life, this turn of events seemed favorable; even the conditions I was to accept were bearable. My service record and skill weren't enough, I still were a mercenary, and these aren't the most trustworthy sort. By some unknown power I was to be binded forever as the servant of the court, and to be killed if I ever betray my benefactors. This gave me pause at first, but I took the risk. I had not a history of betraying employers anyway. I still naively believed then, that I'll have it easy and my functions will be mostly representative, or deterrent at worst.

I have made the pledge, and was accepted as the guard of King Dalin. Without ceremonies, which I approved of. I've never had a thing for parties… and decided that I'll bear with the perspective of guarding one, something that ought to happen sooner or later. Dalin struck a positive impression, and most commoners shared my view. He was seen as just and rightful by the lowborn, as a stiff-neck by the schemers, and a tyrant by his enemies. Fighting men were moved by his natural leadership – the first thing I've noticed myself; an impression that was there to stay. In the field, men like these are worth a lot: knew how to command people and how to inspire respect, you knew you fight for something and your life won't be thrown away at a whim. I kept my reserved and professional attitude with him, sensing he wasn't keen on getting too familiar with his subjects. I was comfortable with it, just like with other employers… but over time it became different. He had my respect from the day one, but… I actually started to like him.

What did repulse me at first? I haven't known much about royal courts first-handedly, but what I heard amounted to omnipresent gossip, treachery and Byzantine intrigues. Dalin's castle wasn't a surprise in this matter. I knew I'm going to need other people, and I was glad at the offer to pick a few. But that came later; at first, my trouble was to settle in.

When it came to my own retinue, I had not to look long. Met plenty of good men on my travels after all. I knew my limitations and shortcomings; they were plenty, but combat skill Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.15001

File: 7a03e1f64392cb3⋯.jpg (145.05 KB,1024x768,4:3,longsword.jpg)

>>15000

Time passed, and I was allowed to get used to the new surroundings, as much as I could. I knew for a fact I was too old to fall for the vices that easy life brought; I still felt I'm getting softer, with readily available food, a comfortable bed waiting for me, relative stability and much more than just a roof over my head. I forced myself to keep alert and get used to the new kind of boredom and tiredness: the one of a watchman instead of the one of a traveller. I felt I was the right man for the job and didn't want to disappoint those that thought alike… turns out that occasions to prove it were already underway.

Treachery in the court was always expected – yet the direction it came from, always unknown.

Wise men say that the commoners praise you one day, and not long afterward lead you to the gallows themselves. Troublemakers were stirring the population, and the resources had to be divided to find out who were they exactly…

There are things in this world I dare not think of. Seeing them, I regret to this day. I didn't know how to prepare myself to face them again; hoped I won't have to, but hope is a weak shield against reality…

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 No.15058

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 No.15059

My strongest weapon is my minions: Captain.

Absolutely joining the evil kingdom: Sorolona. Also that's a beautifull princess, source?

5 perso 10 leader 5 intrig + 4 leader

Can't I use my actual body? It's far superior than whatever crap you can offer me.

>whanever need 1P

Free teleport.

>strenght agility intellect and durability 4P

I would already have that and Aura of Intimidation had you brought my real body.

<uncanny sense 2

<stealth

See above

<alchemy

For the poison resist

<seductive form

I can hardly read this. Too smal. And now it's getting boring, too.

>alana hesberg 2 war-inventor waifu

>sandra tenneman 2 body guard waifu

>mikhail 2 archwizard to teach magic

>history, engineer, veteran, environsement 4

>res stone x3

>hideout

shitty cyoa, but at least ain't cuckime

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 No.15060

>>8746

Best build from best poster.

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File: a26dd1cfe4b227b⋯.jpg (229.6 KB,960x1080,8:9,The Elder Scrolls CYOA pg1.jpg)

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 No.15022 [Open thread]

A simple Elder Scrolls-themed CYOA.

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 No.15023

File: 35f6d0494e7a274⋯.jpg (216.34 KB,960x1080,8:9,The Elder Scrolls CYOA pg6.jpg)

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 No.15024

File: 29cec42d3103a81⋯.jpg (172.28 KB,960x1080,8:9,The Elder Scrolls CYOA pg1….jpg)

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 No.15057

It makes me sad that this could have been about the really cool setting that TES is in the lore but instead it's more about Todd memes (and, more specifically, the meme that the setting became under Todd's watch).

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 No.15063

>>15057

It's jumpchain. It can't be anything other than garbage.

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File: f8ccd82e834410c⋯.jpg (6 MB,1600x10000,4:25,Marvel CYOA pg1.jpg)

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 No.15030 [Open thread]

Become a superperson in a Marvel universe.

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 No.15041

File: 65baaec5f9b4e08⋯.jpg (111.63 KB,1200x1227,400:409,bear with me.jpg)

Very pleased to see a full continuation of one of my favorite silly little comic book CYOA pages.

>Mentor

Sabretooth. Not only was he always my favorite bad guy in the X-Men comics, it'd be interesting to have a prolonged conversation/relationship with the guy, see what he's actually like given his general lack of character development in most arcs. Interacting with him would be less predictable than most other options and I'd be interested to learn what kind of philosophy/skills he'd pass on to a sidekick. That, and I always minmax when there are multiple branching point paths.

>Power

Rank 2 of everything 'cept for Durability. Five points on a healing factor, 3 on strength and speed, last one of 12 on being somewhat durable. In the Speed section: I'll take the straight running speed for transport and to make for very comical surprise tackles.

>Moni

15,000,000$ USD for an incredibly dangerous dosage of gamma radiation? Sounds good. I'll take the condition to be disco music- firstly so that I can select when it happens, and secondly so that it isn't just a hulk-ripoff thing. Adrenaline makes sense, but I'd just flat out prefer to have Earth Wind & Fire play, thus causing a temporary increase in skeletal size and density, a total loss/relocation of visibly apparent melanin, resulting in a chalk-white visage with a temporarily bald, misshapen and angular skull (think Red Skull), sunken eyes, highly visible ribcage, severely lengthened but now equally proportioned limbs (arms the same length as legs).

The last 5-mil is to be spent on some got-dang real estate. 'Lair': A two-layer cellar underneath an suburbanite bar on the west coast, preferably in Seaside, Oregon. Equidistant from the nicer parts of town (park, indoor pool, good grocery outlet) and of course the beach. Three week-nights and every saturday/sunday night I'd be very happy to just run a reputable business selling people nice drinks and yummy tempura seafood, with the occasional fried chicken, steak, or nice fruit platter. ThPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.15042

File: 18f191df4c02d52⋯.jpg (67.43 KB,384x344,48:43,hate.jpg)

>>15041

The Jam. The Jam allows, firstly, for one to vibrate like a human subwoofer, playing music they've heard like a speaker using sheer willpower. It also allows for one to temporarily 'boost' mundane items- turning a Volkswagen Bug into a massive rig with monster truck tires and armor plating- or just permanently enhancing an item's durability and functionality in proportion with their superpowered self. Ala: turning a normal Schwinn into a bike that not only has un-flattenable tires and permanently perfect paint, also allowing it's gear system and frame to handle the 67061662 mph that the Speed 2 option I took allows me to /run/. Only a couple of items could ever be boosted permanently, and this Jam Boost cannot be revoked or redone.

Temporary boosts are not limited, but only last about six hours and are far more mundane. I'll be applying the permanent boost of durability and power to my bike, as mentioned, turning it into an eternal Schwinn, shiny and well functioning for the rest of my life regardless of the heavy-duty conditions associated with being a super…person. The rest of my permanent boost will be applied to a few of my favorite pants, and my favorite two hats, a hunting cap for winter and a summer straw hat. Finally The Jam allows one to 'boost' their own body, but often with detrimental and risky results. As an example, they could turn one of their hands into a diesel drill or a spade or an ax made of sinew and bone mimicking steel ala Battletoads- but this won't always work, and may in fact be impossible to undo for up to an hour. A more complex shift like a buzzsaw or a drill has a chance of being really fucking painful depending on how carefully it was done- whereas something more static like a blade or hammer is apt to get stuck in place for an extended period.

The Jam can also add power to a punch in form of an extensive shockwave, or summon items that have been boosted to the user- even allowing one to air-dash with a punch like in Hulk: Ultimate Destruction for the PS2. It is movement, it is power, it is groove itself.

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File: 2a42f3edd1b3638⋯.jpg (1.3 MB,2000x4126,1000:2063,Cantrip CYOA pg1.jpg)

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 No.15015 [Open thread]

Choose your spells.

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 No.15016

File: fc3016e96f85605⋯.jpg (2.19 MB,2000x8838,1000:4419,Cantrip CYOA pg4.jpg)

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 No.15017

File: a60eec96b39c66b⋯.jpg (1.47 MB,2000x6051,2000:6051,Cantrip CYOA pg8.1.jpg)

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 No.15018

File: bc5b2eaece21195⋯.jpg (1.52 MB,2000x5485,400:1097,Cantrip CYOA pg10.1.jpg)

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File: 45fed17b017736f⋯.jpg (1.63 MB,2000x5794,1000:2897,Cantrip CYOA pg11.jpg)

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 No.15021

File: b13849702610fef⋯.jpg (45.59 KB,450x600,3:4,35t6546y4.jpg)

>reads the thread as "catnip cyoa"

That would be an interesting idea.

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File: 23e9ce23ed12737⋯.jpg (4.91 MB,1600x9302,800:4651,Mercenary Captain CYOA.jpg)

 No.6882 [Open thread]

Try not to end up like the Band of the Hawk.

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 No.10228

>>6882

This was an interesting game.

Skills

Polearm Master

Dead eye

Offensive Strategist

Counter mage

Engineer

I'll learn offensive magic later

Quests and Rewards

>No immortality

The Dragon Wakes

A personal fiefdom

The Way To Hell

A steady supply of hellstone

Siegebreaker

A new automaton

Unconquered Fortress

A fortress base. Cannot complete right now because I don't own a ship.

The Queen of Death

Brooch of Vanya

The Ruins of the Unknown Kabbath

A healthy percentage of ownership

217 Total Units

106 Close combat units

71 Long ranges units

Unit Breakdown

>157 Total

50 Pikemen

15 Halberdiers

10 Two handed swordmen

15 Archers

25 Musketeers

10 Engineers

10 Scholars

20 Healing mages

1 War Construct

1 Antimage

Assisting Regiments

The Spearwind Tribe

These are our calvary units.

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 No.10237

>>6882

Quality. Thanks OP.

Contracts first, in the order I will probably make them:

>Day of the Swarm for pet

Should be easy with attack mages..

>kill the Wyrmlord

>The Queen of Death and get templar kek

Will counter her undead with my giants.

>Siegebreak (new automaton is the only useful reward)

>Unconquered Fortress as base

Seems hard, but description says I'm meant to do this with his troops. Which I will support with my own

>Dragon

Because I fucking hate dragons.

>Way to Hell

In here I will make my business and retire.

Drawnback: Hated (240 to spend)

>-M-M-MUH PR!!

Fuck normalfags, my minions will eat any who gets in the way.

Lieutenants: 30

>Katherine and Theodric 10

Negotiation and tactics are vital so I'd rather have profissionals.

>Green Kinght 20

There are no drawnbacks with him.

Troops: 210

>Hydra x2 80

Male and female.

>Friends of the Last Moon 60

I need attack mages for the swarm.

>Axzra's hellions 60

hueheuheu

>Engineers 10

Skills:

>Well-read

>Beastmaster

>Demontouched

All required.

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 No.10609

Wait, being thrown into combat? Fuck that, we win but never fight.

Skills:

>Engineer:

Useful for opening Locks, building explosives and a lot of possible fun and practical stuff.

>Trickster General:

If I DO have to face an army, I will combat them with my methods.

They will die without having a chance to find us. Guerilla tactics, Whench!

>Mesmer:

Now, Magic is certainly useful, and if accident plays foul, these tricks should help us out of most of it.

>Deadeye:

Sniping enemies from afar is a tried and true tactic in assassination.

>Master of Whispers:

I'd be a shit assassin if I didn't take that one, would I not be?

Units: 30 Renown

>Assassins: 12

Yes, my army consists entirely out of assassins.

ENTIRELY!

Lieutenants: 50 Renown

>Varaq

Since there was no Assassin Lietenant, I chose the one who is at least a somewhat sniper.

>Librarian Meriel

A bookkeeper is always useful, also her notes could be used to train more assassins.

>Sofia the weird

She has two skills which completely change the game:

Teleportation and Farsight.

Farsight pretty much allows us to spy on targets beforehand, given that she is the only one with that spell, noone would really take precaution against it, making it a spying tool that is unbeatable for a long time. Teleportation is just as helpful, technically allowing us to just mass teleport to a target, do the Caesar-stab-stab-stab-thing and vanish.

>Katherine:

We do need a diplomat and haggler for public services though.

Infamous Regiments: 120 Renown

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 No.15010

Skills:

>Olden

>Healer

>Mesmer

>Atack Mage

>Counter Mage

Units: 200pts

>Attack Mages x 10 (-50)

>Anti-Mage x 10 (-50)

>Healing Mage x 10 (-10)

>Purple Mage x 10 (-25)

>Old Mages x 10 (-10)

>Scholars x 10 (-5)

Contracts:

>Siegebreakers (favourable rates)

Infamous Regiments:

>Dunhildas Awakened - 1 Master Necro, 5 trainee Necros, 60 risen warriors (-50)

Hello [potential clients name here]!

I command a troupe of widely renowned and respected mercenaries called The Arcanes, and I have heard that you are contemplating military action and are thus in need of our services.

You will have heard of us, of course; everyone has after that job Mazzano after all, and I'd like to take this chance to set the record straight. Now, first off, it is true that the Church has condemned us and even went so far to describe us as 'walking abominations, war criminals, and murderers' as a result of the actions that our 10 independent arcane combat teams believed were needed to relieve the besieged city of Mazzano this is obviously completely over the top and far past any response that would have been justified. While there was some amount of collateral damage to the lands outside the city a great deal of that was done by the enemy forces before we arrived (and claims of an 'arcane taint' are greatly exaggerated). Furthermore there is no evidence that any of our attack mages was responsible for that fire, and many witnesses can attest that our mages worked tirelessly with no regards for their injuries or fatigue to contain and extinguish it. In addition to this our Healers provided their services to injured citizens for a very reasonable rate, and all those who lost family members to thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.15014

>>7558

Just use Excel dude, the ever humble [ =sum(first cell:last cell) ] does wonders~

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 No.15005 [Open thread]

Make a team of cute but deadly girls

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 No.15039

this has already been posted. always check the catalogue.

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