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 No.9869 [Last50 Posts]

You know the rules, more you inflict upon yourself the more you gain.

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 No.9870

none of the boons even remotely compensate for the curses. fuck you, i'm a plansewalker. peace out.

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 No.9871

>>9870

based

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 No.9875

It was OK when I could take A different world and something irrelevant (I took diminuation), get a waifu (sole companion) and full immortality, and even have a point left over for Letter to fuck with people from the other side. The reason this worked was because Dual Curse only required both curses cost 4 or more to combine with -2 (gain 2), so I had 8 points to play with. Sounds like a pretty OK life, being able to "copy" any physical object (so basically infinite luxury), secretly observe people and occationally even leave letters or use my waifu to interact a little.

Now the best I can do is Magma+A different World with Repair and sole companion, I can't even get the letter which isn't so bad but I hate Magma because you can't even fuck properly.

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 No.9876

Curse: Wilderness with Animal Companions as my specialization + 4 points

Sin as my second curse + 1 point

Sole Companion: build my perfect Waifu that i can spend the rest of my life with. - 5

really doesn't sound so bad, live life together with a loving wife in the wilderness with lots of animal friends

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 No.9877

>>9876

Until you are driven to murder her by Sin (wrath) over some trivial bullshit

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 No.9878

>>9869

Hate Resilience (7)

that lazy Imp (9)

YOUTH (8), I shall be 30 years old aka the time when my brain stops growing.

double shapechange (6)

spilt (4)

Gaming (2)

Letter(1)

Dressing Room (0)

so yeah even though i'm being abused I can at least talk to someone even if their in another dimension. also IRL other than TF2 I play on my own. hell with Dressing room and Split I can be a thief, I think i'm going to need to be a thief to even survive.

OP do you mind if I use the scenarios in some of my stories? I will give credit.

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 No.9879

Curse:Inner Demon - 6

Specialization:Obsessed

+Dual Curse:

Curse:Undead Uprising

Specialization:Ruler of the Dead

Additional Curse:Sin - 7

Perks:7

Dual Curse - 9

Youth

Immortality

Gluttony - 8

Gaming - 6

Dressing Room - 5

Dark Magic - 3

Repair - 2

Shapechange x 2 - 0

I am an immortal necromancer with a loving demonic spirit. I am going to make my undead servants kill, eat and destroy until they become competent enough to build me a city with a tower from where I am going to rule what left of humanity.

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 No.9890

File: 755302998fddc75⋯.png (546.02 KB,600x533,600:533,Shephard Ramsey.png)

>Human Weapon

Seems the least slothful, the closest to getting to meet people. I'm very social, so this is honestly kind of terrible- reminds me of those old Island Survival games. As for fighting style and so on, I'm thinking classic comic-bruiser, gauntlets and blasters and maybe a lightsabre. Rocket boots, turbo-hammers, maybe a laser shotgun or a fucking M60 with a bayonet on it.

>Offering

This is another really opportune point, and what made me pick the option. My offering is justice. When someone cries for help, and there's no one to hear them, I'm there. Wherever tyranny seeks to tread, whenever someone is willing to make a plea, ask, and you shall receive. Those who need my help, get it, and those who deserve a helping hand will get two. And, uh, if you could get me some beers, or pork rinds, maybe a watermelon? That'd be way cool. I'd gladly be summoned for a watermelon.

>Imp

Might piss me off a little, but I'm pretty self-secure, so it'll be fine. Plus it specifies that she only does this for her lifespan, and I figure there's some way to kill demons, right? +2 points.

Aaand -2 points.

>Youth, Immortality

Pretty cool set. This'll help me do my job without worrying about shrapnel, and there's no sense in an ever-reliable friend of the people slowly growing old. If I can't be part of a community, I still want to be a positive influence.

Five points left. It'd be awesome to have Rampage for undoing collateral damage/friendly fire, and Clones of Shapechange would both be great. I could look cool, or maybe have some teammates, and no red-blooded fella will tell you 'Booty Call' isn't enticing…but nah. Super Strength, to double up on physical power, and Flight. Techno-Barbarian's gotta have his jetpack!

Time to battle some evil.

NYAAAAAAAAUGHH!

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 No.9892

>>9890

> she only does this for her lifespan

It says the rest of YOUR lifespan. She's as immortal as you and there's nothing at all you can do to harm her.

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 No.9893

>>9892

Eh, that's still fine. Thanks for correcting me!

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 No.9894

>>9893

If you say so. The slightest trickle can wear down the largest mountain given enough time.

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 No.9895

>>9894

Oh, I totally see that perspective, but the solidarity of existing only to serve others would be a truly reassuring penance. There are many terrible things to be said about me, and I'm by no means of iron will, but as long as I'm working to make things better, it'll be okay.

See there are two kinds of thing. Things you can change, and things you can't. Don't worry about things to can change, just work to improve them. Don't worry about things you can't, because they're really not your problem. So, really- what do I have to worry about?

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 No.9896

>>9895

Doing the wrong thing, making things worse.

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 No.9897

>>9896

Shouldn't you feel free to forgive yourself for honest mistakes? Anyways, I'm taking this board off track. Sorry! If you like you can email me at buttcheek34@yahoo.com for further discourse. : )

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 No.9898

>>9897

Were discussing a CYOA and/or it's builds. That's what this board is for. More posts is good, and it's not like there's a threat of this thread hitting the bump limit

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 No.9899

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>>9898

That's true, I just don't like to bother. Streamlining a thread into interesting discourse and buildposting is my preferred way to go about it.

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 No.9907

File: f25e6010e431563⋯.jpg (123.1 KB,850x1202,425:601,Loving Waifu.jpg)

>>9869

Curse

[+7] Hate

[+2] Dual Curse: Inner Demon (Borrowed Power)

Additional Curse

[+3] Amnesia

Boons

[-1] Youth

[-2] Shapechange

[-2] Split

[-1] Gluttony

[-1] Dressing Room

[-5] Sole Companion

Summary

This one hit me in the feels. I thought about ways that I could stay together with my family. If I took toxic cloud I could get myself placed in some kind of quarantine and still communicate with my family. We could even see each other through a glass window. My life would be over though, and they would know that. I would have no chance for happiness and I think the state of my life would cause my family great pain. If I suffered a serious medical problem due to age I probably would not be able to get necessary surgery for that problem, and if it was extremely painful I would be unable to even shoot myself, since I doubt they would give me weapons in quarantine. Given all of this, I decided it would be better to go a different route.

I chose a route that would allow both my family and I to be happy in this life. Amnesia was necessary for it. Without amnesia, my inner demon would kill my family and friends. The description for the youth boon makes it clear that the curse ends when I die. So, when I eventually enter the afterlife my memories will be restored and I will reunite with my family. Until then, my companion who is immune to the effects of my curses will be the center of my world.

My companion will be my waifu, who has undying love for me. I will share all of my powers and none of my curses with her. I suspect that the hate curse temporarily warps the minds of the people around me, so they will hate me regardless of whether they recognize me or not. That means something as simple as shapeshifting won't let me negate the curse - but with the help of my companion we can still live a comfortable life in society. Since my companion does not share in my curse of being hated, she will be the one to own the house and interact with our neighbors. The fact that I am living with her will be a secret. If nobody knows that I am there, then we should not be harassed by the outside world. If I am ever discovered we can move to a different location and start over. My companion can shapeshift and take on a different identity.

My companion and I are ageless, but not immortal. That means drunk drivers and random thugs with guns pose a risk to us. To minimize that risk I took the split ability. We can use our clones to deal with risky situations. If one of our clones gets injured, that injury should not harm our main bodies. My hated clones can teleport outside of the house. If they are not seen entering or exiting our home they will not jeopardize our peaceful life.

Gluttony takes care of our need for sustenance and negates any health problems that arise from eating. The dressing room provides clothing and could potentially be used as a place to hide in a bad situation. Our other material needs could be met with theft. The combination of split, shapeshift, and teleport could be used to make us wealthy.

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 No.9908

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>>9890

Taking youth and immortality is a horrible combination. You'll outlast the Earth itself and eventually suffer a fate worse than death, unless you link your build to a meta like this >>9819

Never take true immortality without insurance.

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 No.9909

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>>9908

Not true. I only exist when summoned, so in the event that heat death occurs and I can't be 'summoned to different worlds', I'll vanish for the final time, and sleep in a limbo of nonexistence for all time.

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 No.9910

>>9908

>>9909

I just occurred to me that the Human Weapon option with Offering is basically a war god. Only exists if there's a war to fight.

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 No.9911

>>9909

You're right. Offering protects you from such a fate. I missed that sub-option. It still seems like a very empty life though. Do you think you could really be happy just killing and destroying stuff without end?

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 No.9929

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>>9911

>>9909

>>9908

Pathetically unimaginative.

Curse: A Different World. Sub-option: Human Interaction (5 points)

Boons:

Youth (-1)

Immortality (-1)

Gaming (-2)

Letter (-1)

With this combination, I can shitpost nonstop, long beyond even the heat death of the universe. Even people in parallel universes and alternate time lines aren't safe. Plus infinite vidya means I'll never get bored, since I'll be able to design and play infinite games with perfectly customizable AI.

Honestly, though, the main draw is the unstoppable shitposting. Imagine finding letters with smug anime girls under your bed every night. Imagine screenshots of handwritten daddy's cummies copy pasta in your encrypted government-issued inbox every week, with no way to stop it. The absolute asspain would be glorious. Fuck, I could even send a thank-you note to whoever cursed me, if I was in the mood.

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 No.9931

>>9929

yay another companion! seriously Youth+ Immortality? hello you can research EVERYTHING including whatever the fuck the Imp/Curse is and open up new timelines/dimension.

fyi I am the Hate,Resilience Imp one. >>9878 this one to be exact

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 No.9932

>>9929

Since you are existing to shitpost anyway, you can take Dual Curse: Hatred as well. That nets you +1 points (hatred is a 7 pointer so the dual curse costs 1, technically you start with hatred and dual curse to a different world). More importantly, imagine the trolling potential when everyone hates the living shit out of you but can never ever touch you.

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 No.9942

File: b1ac2102db5086e⋯.jpg (96.54 KB,809x1000,809:1000,shiroe on steroids.jpg)

broken as fuck build time

Curse

[+6] Inner Demon (Obsessed)

[-1] Dual Curse: Simulation (Level Up)

Additional Curse

[+3] Amnesia

Boons?

[-1] Youth

[-1] Immortality

[-2] Shapechange x2

[-2] Split

[-2] Dark Magic

Ya'll are thinking about this the wrong way. This is a goddamn gift and I'll tell you why.

Youth and Immortality because exploring and battling monsters for all eternity while leveling up all skills to god tier sounds pretty fuckin neat. Life becomes a RPG and I get to play protagonist. Granted I can arbitrarily level up my magic skill to no end, other branches of magic besides Dark Magic may be within my reach. Planes-walking mayhaps? Hell, given enough grinding I'd science my way to fulfilling most of the other boons.

Shapechange and Split could give the demon a "somewhat" independent body. They'd essentially become a suped up sole companion that could play the role of perfect waifu killing machine. Mind Sync makes things weird as shit but not bad weird. I'm guessing it'd be like a double psychic link with a 6 hour relay?

Amnesia + the fact everyone is now a dumbed down AI means the demon has nobody to envy kill. As far as bonds of the past go, you can't miss what is forgotten. All that lies ahead is endless adventure.

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 No.9946

File: c91eb7a2fb10548⋯.jpg (31.44 KB,516x672,43:56,62951613_p1_master1200.jpg)

>>9869

Goals

Free myself from this curse

Seek revenge against the wizard that cursed me.

Curses I Could Live With

I'm leaning towards Simulation - Level Up + Heads up display

Simulation

Nothing too bad about this curse, at least I can still interact with people using the internet. If I want to have actual conversations with people then i'll do it with a webcam. This curse does not affect animals.

>Heads up display

We the Sims universe now qwith harems

>Level up

I'll max out all my stats to kill the wizard in one hit.

<The wizard can't hide because my tracking and intellegence stat is over 9000

Curses I've Considered

Overgrowth

I can touch people and surfaces with my vines but not directly with my human hands right? That's fine. For my spore breath i'll wear a mask.

>Self Enhancement

I will snap the wizard in half like a kit kat bar.

>Hypnosis

I will keep the people safe in a basement or something until I find a cure. How will they sustain themselves? I wish I could keep them in a plant pod.

Undead Uprising

I hope the wizard was killed during zombie apocalypse.

>Ruler of the Dead

Zombie on zombie violence! I'll keep survivors safe with my own zombie army. I'll also rebuild society in a similar way to the ending of the movie Shaun of the Dead.

Additional Curse

Hateful Imp

This little shit is just a tsundere. When I learn magic I will tear her asshole open with the force of a thousand suns.

Perks

Booty Call

Dual Curse - Simulation

Servants

I'll train these constructs to be real human beans.

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 No.9947

>>9946

> At least I can still interact with people using the internet.

Have you considered that simulation likely entails people conversing in the same manner online as offline. The medium or means through which you communicate being a null factor. With your logic you could talk normally to someone in the same room through texting.

>I'll max out all my stats to kill the wizard in one hit.

If the wizard is immune to physical attacks you're fucked. Sidenote, dangerous monsters now exist and without plot armor or immortality you'll probably be killed off in the first season.

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 No.9948

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>>9911

Given that my offering is justice, I'll take a really significant amount of comfort in knowing that I'm preventing tyranny and helping people, every moment of my existence. It's better than any of the other options, eternal guilt and self-loathing accompanied by the lonesomeness.

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 No.9949

File: b372828c2e46702⋯.jpg (257.5 KB,1920x1080,16:9,0-2659_9461836151_o.jpg)

>>9929

Shitposting is a fun distraction but if it took up more than twenty minutes of my time more than like twice a week I'd find it extremely depressing. At least I can interact with people directly, maybe even save someone's life. On the other hand you'd have to watch people grow old and die for all time, inert and meaningless, a specter sitting on his ass playing vidya.

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 No.9950

>>9948

I wouldn't call the other options lonesome. There are several ways to get companions. The sole companion is the obvious one, but the inner demon could also work if you have split and shapeshift. Use split to create a clone. The demon takes over the clone. The demon shapeshifts into a desirable form to interact with you. Servants may be able to fulfill this role as well. By default they are emotionless and uncreative, but if you also take the gaming boon they gain the ability to "compete against you in less robotic ways". Play a roleplaying game with them that forces them to take on a role and they may assume various personalities for that game. Make the game have no end and they'll become like companions. Pick up booty call and they'll have genitalia. The servants boon becomes something like a waifu generator!

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 No.9951

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>>9890

I only see this ending one way.

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 No.9952

File: 4a48c37a6d3c58e⋯.mp4 (753.96 KB,350x260,35:26,to worry is godly.mp4)

>>9951

I don't read this wacky Japanese 'Light Novel' stuff, explain please

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 No.9953

>>9951

He can't kill himself. He took youth and immortality.

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 No.9954

File: bd88b6125597a6f⋯.png (450.09 KB,760x464,95:58,brother.png)

>>9953

Exactly, that's why I'm confused.

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 No.9955

>>9953

So did Emiya but that didn't stop him from being summoned into a timeline before he gained his immortality.

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 No.9956

>>9955

but who the fresh fucc is Emiya and what does he have to do with anything

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 No.9957

>>9952

The character is someone that wanted to help people in need, like yours, and made a pact with an abstract force which tries to preserve humanity. However he ended up spending his life killing people, including inocents, even if it was for the sake of the greater good, and could never save anyone. That made him cynical.

I still think that it's a bad comparaison to your choice, as you would actually choose who to help

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 No.9958

>>9956

He's a part of the Fate anime series which the Human Weapon curse is vehemently based on.

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 No.9959

File: 125e3045d0068e2⋯.jpg (18.98 KB,598x337,598:337,radical, brother.jpg)

>>9957

>>9958

Thanks guys, that makes a lot of sense. I guess my main motivator wasn't altruism but a craving for violence. The ability to hurt with impunity, without being a scourge or a tyrant? It's the same reason anyone ever signed up to be a policeman. I think it'd be more fulfilling than the other options. That being said, you dudes are right, and all fulfillment is ultimately temporary. Hopefully, if nothing else, my warfaring life & times would leave behind a legend or two, and maybe some happy families where there would've only been graveyards. Who knows? Gotta take the chance. It's better than being a ghost, or a zombie, or some other ass-backwards dude with nothing to do all day, brother.

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 No.9960

>>9959

you are welcome bro. Have fun in your wandering.

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 No.9961

>>9947

>Sidenote, dangerous monsters now exist and without plot armor or immortality you'll probably be killed off in the first season

that's fine. i don't want to live forever with this curse

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 No.9982

File: 0fa930796316968⋯.jpg (613.59 KB,724x1000,181:250,__ce_tan_os_tan_drawn_by_r….jpg)

>>9869

Diminution + Sprite

Youth, Immortality, Shapechange (unlimited), Split

Seems like the least inconvenient curse, though the dangers of being shrunk aren't to be ignored.

If I understand the mechanics of the curse correctly, because _I_ shrink just before getting noticed, I should be able to leave notes or recordings without issue. And presumably my clothes and pocketable possessions shrink with me, otherwise there'd be clumps of clothing and keys on the floor that would be very noticeable.

So I could probably just move in with someone (family, friend, restaurant, whatever is convenient) without much issue. I could live a borrower's lifestyle, except I'd be full size when people are not around, so I could use whatever entertainment hardware they've got to play games, read, browse the internet, etc. Pretty much the ultimate minimally-inconveniencing NEET.

As for Boons, Immortality was necessarily due to not being able to see a doctor anymore (it'd be a pretty short life otherwise), and Youth because getting old sucks. I wanted to get Dressing Room, but the drawbacks were all a bit too much, and I just couldn't turn down shapeshifting, nor the ability to go fuck myself.

Not that Split would only have lewd purposes! Multi-tasking would be great for doing chores and such. I could be watching a movie while also doing some housework, letting me enjoy myself while also getting that Sprite euphoria feeling.

Seems like a generally comfortably life, if not a particularly ambitious one.

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 No.9983

>>9982

You shrink premptively before getting noticed. It could be that any time you would attempt to write a note or an email (without the perk) that would get noticed you shrink too small to do so. That's one way to interpret it. To that end your good deeds would have to be such that no one knew you were doing anything.

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 No.9991

File: 6765f56b869bbc8⋯.jpg (630.28 KB,1280x1829,1280:1829,(SC2017 Autumn) [Yosutebit….jpg)

>>9983

Possible, but that seems kinda extreme. It says I'd shrink when people noticed me, not the things I've done. After all, the shoe cobbler noticing his work has already been finished in the morning isn't the same as the shoe cobbler staying up to find out whose been finishing his work.

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 No.9992

>>9991

you dirty weeb

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 No.9993

File: d3d4eebdd176d36⋯.gif (220.75 KB,200x400,1:2,Aporon - 59182_20150722011….gif)

>>9992

You know it!

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 No.9996

>>9982

>Immortality was necessarily due to not being able to see a doctor anymore (it'd be a pretty short life otherwise)

I wonder about that. Even when small you retain strength, speed, and resilience, so you should not be easily crushed. If you took gluttony instead of immortality you would be protected against any negative health effects that come from eating or drinking, which is a huge amount. You would have no septic oral infections, no digestive problems, and your arteries would not clog over time from diet. You would never become fat. You would never get food poisoning or nasty things like gallstones from your diet. Even stuff like appendicitis could be prevented if the triggering event is related to food in your intestines.

With youth and shapeshifting you can revert back to your youngest and healthiest state. None of your organs would degenerate over time since you do not age beyond this point. Most illness would be defeated by your young immune system - especially if you've stocked up on medical supplies and have the freedom to rest in bed at the onset of symptoms.

It's not perfect. Eventually some trauma or illness would be too much for you, but I bet you could live for hundreds of years if you're careful - perhaps thousands.

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 No.10029

>>9996

Assuming initial good health and some good luck, that makes perfect sense. One could perhaps survive well for the remainder of their lifespan.

Unfortunately, I currently have health issues, and my family history leaves me predisposed to developing several issues in the future, so its nice to get the option that implies good health for the rest of my days.

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 No.10036

>>10029

Sorry to hear that. I wish you well my immortal sprite friend.

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 No.14896

File: 48f92f6e1d53e03⋯.jpg (516.22 KB,600x811,600:811,db2e7175505f52c6024bf8229d….jpg)

>>9869

Diminution - Sprite

DC -> Simulation - Level Up

Amnesia

>Dark Magic

>Immortality

>Split

>Letter

>Rampage

My Curse Combo gives some very cool perks already and Dark Magic gives Shapechange. Also with Level Up I can built charisma very fast with others so I can gain friendships back easily. I can help out the people I write to and teach what I've learned and write stories and maybe write screenplays and send them to a director. Obviously I will have a monster army and also a robot army.

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 No.14911

>>9869

>Imprisonment - Dual curse (3 karma after applying dual curse cost)

If I'm being honest, this is arguably a better life than I'm currently living. I'm sure I'll miss talking to people, asking my coworkers thought-provoking questions like "Would the inclusion of collectible hats fail to improve any video game?", but I'm pretty good at being content by myself. Videogames help and I'm sure I'll be able to entertain myself for very long time building things with magic

>Amnesia (6)

I'm not sure I care. Maybe it'd be kinda cool to have a nemesis? I'm not sure if I'd be killing all comers or not, and if I wasn't it might be neat to have one guy keep on coming back and we'd talk shit to eachother and all that, but that's a very fringe case and otherwise who actually cares?

>Youth (free with imprisonment)

Probably not gonna go full shota, but just not getting old is nice

>Shapechange (5)

Now I can be a shota if/when I want

>sole companion (0)

Everything that applies to me also applies to her: We're both superpowered immortal beings who live together in the mana well and defend it from intruders. GG, thanks for the "curse"

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 No.14914

File: 99fe2bb00edb6d9⋯.gif (1.22 MB,320x180,16:9,znWRa.gif)

Undead Uprising, Amnesia, Youth, Immortality, Repair, Sole Companion. Time to inherit the earth and live out that zombie apocalypse everyone seems to dream about.

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 No.14933

Curse: A different world

Specialization: Human interaction

Drawback: Sin

Perks: Dual curse-specialization: One in the horde, Servants, Dressing room.

Provided you manage to find the right people, Different World: Human interaction means you can still have a life, of sorts. However, the servants perk bursts this curse right open. As its high cost would indicate, servants is a very powerful and multipurpose ability. But for Different World it provides a great loophole, as the biggest problem with Different world is the inability for You to interact with something. Servants gets around all that.

What to take something? Make a servant give it to you. What to talk with someone without exhausting yourself? Dictate a letter to a servant. Want someone dead? Servant swarm them to death.

It does say that you have to give them a proper form, which could take a while, but its still leagues better than your options without it.

One of the horde is for being three perks in one, and without it I might die before I found out who cursed me in the first place. They’re obviously powerful, what with all the world effecting abilities they must have in order to cause stuff like Hate and Undead uprising. But they seem content to let a semi-cursed existence be, so maybe something can be done.

Dressing room is due to providing mystery objects in its last line. “Make sure you use it liberally, you never know what else it can provide”. Maybe not worth it, but it could be really useful even without mystery boons since I could give the accessories to my servants if need be.

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 No.14939

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Wilderness, Repair, Super Strength. Lose myself to the vast wilderness and never return. Every other possible option is so miserable I'd probably instantly want to kill myself.

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 No.14947

File: e6597dbd4b2a82e⋯.jpg (42.08 KB,240x400,3:5,curse.jpg)

Inner Demon > Obsessed

Undead Uprising > One In the Horde (Dual Curse)

Sin

+9

Split, Servants, Dark Magic, Gaming

-9

Superpowers, Immortality, and the potential to create an endless legion of Servants. Let the populace focus on Apocalypse. World domination has never sounded easier.

Seems like a loophole but Dark Magic's Pink Magic could probably be used with split to give a similar effect to Shapechange. If you can't target yourself a clone should be fair game. I wonder if it also makes bootycall redundant for servants.

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 No.14963

File: 9c45eee31509f22⋯.png (231.7 KB,639x356,639:356,df57eb5ef1bea5de7f252525bd….png)

Goal

I want to become a demon-lord who rules the world from the shadows.

Curses

>Inner Demon (Borrowed Power)

With the Demon's power I will defeat my enemies.

>Dual Curse: Hate (Resilience)

My demon will kill anyone I get close to anyway, so I might as well pick this. People will hate me because I'm some kind of devil. With Resilience I at least get pseudo-immortality.

>Amnesia

With this, I won't be hunted down constantly for my crimes because no one will remember who did them, this is perfect.

Boons

>Youth

No point in trying to conquer the world if you're going to die soon after anyway.

>Strength

I need this for transport purposes, I would have picked flight, but this is almost the same thing, just more useful.

>Repair

It's better to be self-sufficient in a world where everyone hates you, and besides, I assume with this I'll also get some basic engineering knowledge so I can invent shit.

>Split

This is basically Servants but cheaper and better.

>Companion

This is the most useful one by far, it's great to have someone loyal to act in the world on my behalf.

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