Alright. Doing this without peeking forward.
>Spirit Guide:
Midnight. It's the cutest. Also flying sounds, even if slow and limited, fun not to mention useful.
>Quest:
>1B: Custodio Estate
I have just the thing I would need, the magic broom.
>2B: The Junkyard
I doubt the dog can jump 20 feet, and if it can, the broom is just as fast as me but presumably untiring.
>3B: The Land of Sofas and Salmon
Sounds like a real pickle. I trust my spirit guide to talk us out of this. There must be worse bad ends though than failing this.
>4C: The Cheese Cave
Easy, just float through the cave and over the cheese it with my broom.
>5D: Golem's Glen
The cat can talk us out of this. If not, well just float over the golems.
>6D: The Parking Lot of Destiny
>Final Boss: Carol Camry
It's a damn car. I'm going float around kiting it until it runs out of fuel. If that fails, I'll use the cat as bait.
>Princess: Eniko
She's not really my type, but I'll take the reward from her dad. Hopefully it doesn't involve marrying her, but half a kingdom will undoubtably sell for some decent money.