/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>age. 7

how very convenient

>skin. 9

I like pale, though…

>eyes. 3

i'll go for black, for the unusual factor

>hair. 8

blonde is ok

>breasts. 5

right where I like it

>ass. 9

juuuunk in the truuuunk

>background. 1

oh shit niggas

>personality. 10

hey, depression is a real motherfucker

>intelligence and athletics. 9 and 8

well shit, outsmart or outmaneuver then.

>interests. 9 and 8

thank fuck, that could have gone badly

>height. 10

to be expected at this point

>weight. 6

makes sense

>physical features. 1

oh hell naw

>magic features. 5

motherfucking shitfuck

>insanity. 9

ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE

>weapon. 8

a one handed mace, I hope

>tell. 6

ah, the classic.

step 1: learn romanian

step 2: become a travelling madman

step 3: ???

step 4: happily ever after

Okay, after doing some rolls and re-rolls, I have a story.

One day just like any other, I was sitting down at my computer desk when I received an e-mail from a "heartI@protonmail.com". I opened it and it seemed to be from a programmer saying that she saw my website and if I ever wanted tech help, she would be happy to collaborate with me. I replied back in the hopes it wasn't a spammer and thanked her for her letter. After a night's sleep, I got another e-mail saying she wanted to pay me for some work. I was hesitant at first but was too curious to resist. At this point, I didn't even know anything about this person but I figured carrying some mace would be enough protection.

The next day, I stood in front of a nice two-story modern home in the nice part of town. After knocking and ringing the bell for a few minutes, I turned around to leave. A rush of air hit my backside and I felt two long, muscular arms drag me inside. I struggled to break free but the mysterious figure jumped ahead of me and locked the door. My heart sank.

When my eyes finally adjusted, I saw a scary smile perched high upon a tall woman. She was almost seven feet tall, muscular but curvy in the right places. She suddenly apologized for the introduction and extended her hand to help me up. I introduced my name, instead of saying her own she sighed in pleasure. I asked if I could go, she gripped the lock tighter and told me "no". Feeling it would be a mistake to start a fight, I followed her to her room. Aside from a few cats, she clearly lived alone here.

Opening the door to her home office, she invited me to sit down in her worn-out, stained office chair. I politely declined and she took the throne instead. As the stacks of boxes around her house also indicated, she doesn't mind filth or clutter.

She showed me her programming prowess by displaying her best work on her three large wall-mounted monitors. My mind drifted from her stuttering, technical explanations to the cleavage her ratty old t-shirt was showing me. She caught me and sighed in joy again with the same creepy smile as before. I told her that her resume was impressive, but I didn't know any of the terms. She wasn't worried and awkwardly asked me if I would sit down and show her my art. I told her no. She stood up and grabbed my arms. She slammed me against the closed door. I saw the cold, empty look in her eyes before she smothered me in her G-cups. Eventually I felt her hand on my wrist let go and instead of trying to escape, I squandered my only chance by shaking out my hand. Then I felt a click, and another click, and I was handcuffed.

"I've been looking for someone like you, and it would be foolish to let you go." She stated coldly.

>>5028

I was led to her personal bedroom, the only clean room of the house. Stuffed animals and diaries covered the dressers. She knelt behind me & cuffed my ankles as well, then pushed me on the bed. I was laying face-down, helpless. "I'm going to die here" I thought. Then I felt a sharp knife tear through my clothing and soon I was exposed entirely to the eerily cold bedroom. The windows were covered in black fabric and only a pink lamp could show me what my death would look like. I was rolled over and she appeared over me in a sexy nurse costume. As the last shreds were ripped away, she presented her scalpels.

"Look at them! They're so pretty and clean and sharp! I never had anyone to play with, but now that you're here we can play hospital all the time!"

Her face was dark except for her exotic red eyes as she laid on top of me. Swinging the scalpels around, she accidentally cut my shoulder and her mood changed immediately.

"OmigoshI'msosorry! Undo! Undo! Undo!"

She quickly got a bandage and stopped the bleeding. During this time I began to ask her if I could go free and was interrupted by hysterical crying. I tried consoling her but she didn't seem to listen. She just curled up next to me, my face in her cleavage, and held me until she fell asleep.

I had to admit, when she's not acting like a total possessive psycho, she is pretty cute. Her long, brown hair is soft and smells nice. Her smooth tan skin feels good to the touch. Her face seems angelic when her crazy eyes are closed. I tried focusing on the positive and eventually fell asleep as well.

The next morning came (could hardly tell with the black curtains) and I noticed my cuffs were off. I looked up and saw her sitting in the corner, her head buried in her knees. My hastily-mended clothes were also folded at the edge of the bed with a tear-stained note on top. It read:

"I'm sorry I came on sooo strongly yesterday. I'm a programmer for a living, and even before that I wasn't around many people. I guess I got too excited and tried forcing my pent-up love on to you. I'm sorry. Please accept my crappy stitching job as an apology and never see this ugly violent freak ever again".

I looked at the note, the open doorway, and her. After a long time, she looked up as I placed my hand on her knee. I confessed, "you aren't ugly and you aren't a freak. You're lonely like me. My shoulder is fine. Want to have breakfast together?"

She smiled and placed her hand on mine. "Don't worry, no handcuffs". I replied, "It would be hard for me to cook eggs with them." She laughed and wiped her tears.

That breakfast was the first of thousands with her.

>>5025

I would colonize the fuck outta that bitch.

>Age roll 8

Ara Ara, caught the eyes of an older woman.

>Skin 6

Tanned, must like to be physically active.

>Eyes 10, second roll 7

Green, nice. Confirms she is a tanned white rather than hispanic or something.

>Hair 4

Brunette.

>Breasts 7

D is average to you? Lol, ok then…

>Ass 7

Average again

>Background 10

Holy hell, my yandere is a magical girl. Older woman, casts spells…a qt witch fell for me.

>Personality 7

Daw, she is shy. It's always the quiet ones….

>Intelligence and Athletics 8, second roll 10

Well then, physically active was an understatement. So she is a witch who is also fit at the Olympic level. This might be getting a little scary, but least she is shy and not some going-to-kill-the-world crazy. So far.

>Interests 7, second roll 5

My yandere GF is highly interested in martial arts and is a master in her respective field. On top of being an Olympic level athlete and being a magical girl. Well, martial art of my choice, so I feel suicidal and will say she is a master of the ninja arts, cuz why not give her stealth at this point? I cannot possibly see how this will backfire.

>Height 7

3 heads taller than me, Olympic athlete, and knows martial arts? Is she an oni?! An oni who is a ninja and a magical girl? This is starting to get crazy.

>Weight 3, second roll 7

So she is skinny. I kind of expected someone of this physical caliber to be fit looking.

>Distinctive physical features 12, second roll 6

Aight, she has blue hair now. Lovely. I like blue.

>Magical Features 9

Dictated earlier by her being a magical girl. At this point, I feel so bad for anyone who she deems a threat…how can she get any more terrifying?

>Insanity 18

SHE JUST GOT MORE TERRIFYING. Extreme sadist, aspiring to become a mass murderer to obtain greater pleasure. With her physical and magical abilities. God have mercy on all our souls, I can only hope I am masochistic enough to survive this. Now she gets a weapon and 3 tells.

>Weapon 16

……Vials of acid that burn through skin. Coupled with super sadism and her abilities. She mass murders by torturing with acid while being physically impossible to escape and can use magic as insurance. What are these rolls tonight.

Tells 2, 15, 7

She whispers to herself while laughing maniacally and tearing at her cloths (which probably does not take much strength from this woman mind you). It is always the shy ones…

So I have rolled possibly the most terrifying yandere. She is a very tall, shy woman who is older and has a nice figure. However, when she snaps from her shyness she laughs maniacally, whispers to herself, and is an Olympic level ninja witch that uses magic and tortures her victims to death by acid….and she gets off on killing as her bloodlust eternally grows. Not even sure what kind of picture I could attach here, so fuck it. There is no running from her. There is no outsmarting due to magic. There is no beating her in combat. She has the abilities to prevent ever getting caught. She is super sadist and will torture me with acid if I upset her. I have no choice but resign myself to being her loving BF and bear witness to the piling tortured, mangled body count. Quite frankly, quality yandere waifu.

>>5023

Rollin

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>5038

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5039

Ara Ara~

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5040

Deeply Tanned!

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5041

Roll again

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5042

Yellow eyes!

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>5043

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>5044

Green hair O.O

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>5045

D cup breasts!

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>5046

>no ass.

Nope, an Ara Ara~ cannot exist without an above average ass! This was a mistake.

>Re-rolling

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5047

>Average

STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH DAMMIT

It's not meant to be if she doesn't have an above average ASS.

My last attempt here to fix this cosmic mistake…

>>5048

OK I'm done.

It wasn't meant to be.

No Yandere gf for me.

>>5049

You may not like her anon but she likes you and thats all that matters.

Enjoy your time in chains, it probably won't be that long.

>>5033

Reading your rolls was the funniest thing I've read all day

>>5023

>Age - 8

>Skin - 1

JUST

>Eyes - 1

>Hair - 2

>Breasts - 9

That's… good?

>Ass - 10

Jesus Christ it's like a movie

>Background - 9

A poor nigger, eh? Who'd have thought?

>Personality - 4

>Intelligence and Athletics - 4,2

>Interests - 8, 6

For fuck's sake.

>Height - 4

This dice is broken.

>Weight - 6,1

>Features - 1,20

Oh fuck.

>Insanity - 8

>Weapons - 6

Welp.

>Tells - 8, 14

This is an anime character, or would be if she wasn't a coon. Maybe I can convince her to use her reality powers to change that.

Yandere generator

Rolled via Random.org

Age: late twenties (same as you)

Skin: Very light/pale

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

Breasts: Huge (E-cup)

Ass: Average

Background: Orphan

Personality: Dark and Sad

Int + Ath: Average (Hiding a keen intellect)

Interests: Survivalism, Firearms and tactics

Height: Much shorter than you

Weight: Chubby

Distinctive Physical Features: Tattoos (My name somewhere on her body)

Insanity: Martyr Complex

Weapon: A giant Pair of scissors

Tells: She starts spouting random numbers

Okay, so a nazi shortstack, with a massive sense of JUSTICE! talents at survival, and murder. I think she's actually a batman villain.

Uhhhh. Given this, I suppose just live my life until she manages to get herself arrested/killed. I can't imagine the martyr thing getting me or anyone I care about killed, and given where I live I can't see her going very long without running afoul of either the police or the military or both, and with the orphan background and the martyr thing, she won't have the resources to avoid everything, or the will to be subtle.

But that's boring. Unfortunately the alternate take- that she abducts me to some rape shack in the mountains would be pretty boring too, since I'd probably underestimate her, and spend the rest of my life chained to a radiator.

>>5025

I feel like you might have created a lethal weapon villain.

>>5033

Yeah sounds like a story that ends with 'nuke it from orbit'

>>5023

OK, I'll play.

7 - same age (mid 30s) Ehh, none of the possible outcomes are very interesting to oldfags.

9 - very pale Good, good…

8 - blue eyes All is proceeding acceptably.

6 - brown hair So far, so average.

2 - small breasts Reaching TV-extra levels of genericness…

7 - average ass As long as there's something, I'm OK.

4 - loner This is not a problem.

4 - calm and cool If you stopped reading, I wouldn't blame you.

10 - very athletic We're utterly unlike in this respect, I guess it has its benefits though.

2, 4 - firearms, owns small armoury Now we're getting somewhere, I need to work on my groupings anyway.

11, 3 - books, extensive knowledge of firearms Consistent…

6 - somewhere between 6'6" and 7'0" BONER, STOP.

3, 1 - skinny, breasts now nonexistent, ass still average thumbsupkid.jpg I never had any problems jerking it to Melissa Ashley.

20 - something wrong - Aww shit, here we go…

6 - fate Could be worse.

5 - strange bludgeon This I don't get, raifus everywhere, yet she bashes like a filthy savage. Whatever, she (expertly) attached a wooden handle to a barrel blank that was never drilled for some reason.

6, 15 - slow and deliberate speech, hysterical laughter …in that order.

I think I lucked out here - managed to avoid any supernatural horror, got a fit supermodel unemotional gun-nut neet.

Hell yeah, a roll thread.

>age

6, same age, I can live with that.

>skin

10, very pale, this is starting to go places.

>eyes

9, reroll, 4, yellow eyes, nice

>hair,

9, a redhead, checks out what with the pale skin and all.

Now comes the fun part

>breasts

1, carpenter's dream, flat as a board.

>ass

8, decent to Big, a little bottom heavy, eh?

>background

5, an orphan, Damn, that's kind of sad.

>personality

2, a pushover, this is getting really sad.

>intelligence/athletics

7, roll for hidden potential, 6, she isn't hiding anything. So just a normal orphan girl with a weak personality? Can't wait to see the way she's secretly fucked in the head!

>interests

Survivalism from the background, 12, cooking, reroll for secret spice, 17, no spice.

>height

3, much shorter. A small ginger with a sad past and an interest in cooking and survival prep, is it bad that I don't see the downside of this?

>weight

10, chubby, someone's been sampling their own cooking. Though with her past it's probably just being happy that she can be fat instead of starving, reroll for enhancement, 9, breasts rank up to B cup and ass ascends to Sir Mix-A-Lot levels.

>features

19, sickly, god damn, this is the most effectual yandere ever, she doesn't have to threaten you, just make you feel sorry for her.

Well, moment of truth.

>insanity

11, trust/confinement, how does this work, I'm imagining this chubby ginger girl, dying of fucking tuberculosis, coughing up blood as she tries to keep me in her basement.

>weapon

11, a gun, that'll do it, I'm sorry I questioned the outcome of the previous scenario.

>tell

16, takes photos of everything, a little weird but not as bad as it could be.

As far as yanderes go this is the most mild one, the descriptions thus far are pretty adorable. This was fun

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>Age: 5

>Skin: 4

>Eyes: 2

>Hair: 7

>Breasts: 10

wew lad

>Ass: 6

>Background: 10

>Personality: 7

>Intelligence and Athletics: 10+1

>Interests: 15+2

>Height: 10

Goddammit. I'm actually pretty okay with this.

>Weight: 8+6

Well, this gf's ruined.

>Distinctive Physical Features: 14

>the reality is what you rolled on the breasts chart plus three

WEW LAD

>Magical Features: Got 10 on Background, so 9

>Insanity: 10

The best kind.

>Weapon: 5

>Tells: 7+17

So let's get this straight… She's my age, has deeply tanned skin and brown eyes, yet blonde hair (Hispanic with a dye job, maybe?), has ridiculous, comically oversized breasts (which she somehow manages to conceal despite having a bad habit of ripping her own clothes), has only an average-sized ass despite being overweight, is HIGHLY ATHLETIC despite being overweight, is a science geek despite also being a literal witch, is like… an eight foot tall giantess, she randomly says aloud everything that happens around her and everything she thinks (despite being shy and quiet and never talking much), and she uses some bizarre, unorthodox bludgeoning weapon (again, despite being a literal witch).

Okay, I can work with this.

>>5023

younger

Light skin

Blue Eyes

Blonde Hair

Dcup

Huge ass

Monster Girl

Really innocent

Hiding smarts under innocence

Likes guns and survival

Has an armory and a hut innawoods

Taller than me

Curvy

Beautiful

Switchs between loli and milf form.

Cat Girl

Actually, there's two of them.

Believes in fate

Vials of acid

Gets angry

Spouts random numbers

Extremely dedicated

Speargun

talks slowly

frantic whispering

>Age

4. Same age

>Skin

7. Light (Hallelujah)

>Eyes

1. Brown

>Hair

5. Brown

>Breasts

2. Small But sensitive B or C cup. I pick C. I'm fine with this. I'd rather be a little on the small side than ridiculously big.

>Ass

3. Getting there

>Background

10. Magical Girl. Need to remember 9 on magical features. Cool beans.

>Personality

9. Slut. Disappointing

>Intelligence and Athletics

1. Smart. Second roll was 7, so not genius level

>Interests

7. Martial arts. Second roll was a 2 so she's black belt level. I dunno what style. How about Wing Chun?

>Height

3. Much Shorter I can live with this

>Weight

10. Chubby. Shit. Second roll was 3. I guess she's not fat, so it may be ok?

>Distinctive physical features

15. Soft skin and perfect face. This makes up for being a little chubby I guess.

>Magical features

9. From background. Yay witchcraft I guess.

>Insanity

13. Martyr complex. Well we're doing it for great justice then. Need to roll once on weapon and tell tables.

>Weapons

4. Speargun

>Tells

9. She rips out her own hair. I hope she doesn't go by fistfulls, hair is the best part.

Other than being a slut, she's pretty decent. Unless she's a slut JUST for me, in which case this is a great thing.

Rolled 6, 3, 6, 5, 7, 10, 9, 4, 7, 7 = 64 (10d10)

Rolling some d10's for age, skin, eyes, hair, breasts, ass, background, personality, height, and weight.

>>5830

Rolling some d20's for interests, physical features, magical features, insanity, weapons, and tells.

>>5832

Oops, forgot to roll for intelligence.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>5833

Rolling again to determine if she's a genius.

>>5835

Oh, since I rolled chubby I have roll again. If I roll a 7-10 I have to add 2 to her ass and breast rolls.

>>5835

black magic woman

>Age - 5

Same.

>Skin - 10

Very light/Pale. Probably the best option here.

>Eyes - 4

Brown or Black.

>Hair - 8

Blonde is great.

>Breasts - 1 because of weight (2)

I don't mind her not having breasts but small would have been better.

>Ass - 8 because of weight (10)

10 would have been too big but 8 is okay.

>Background - 5

Orphan huh.

>Personality - 6

Active and energetic. Opposite of me but i don't mind that.

>Intelligence and Athletics - 4, 3

Acts average but is actually really smart.

>Interests - 6 + 3-6 from orphan background

Means we get to hike and go camping together so that's wonderful. Really wish i got that cabin though. even if she kidnapped and kept me captive there once in a while

>Height - 10

I like taller girls but that's way above the height i prefer.

>Weight - 1, 1

Really skinny and apparently she has flat chest and smaller ass now

>Physical features - 2

Fugg. Well let's say shes a long lost twin sister my parents gave up for adoption because of monetary problems or something.

>Insanity - 12

Well that is really weird. I think i could have dealt with this but her literally measuring her heart is bit too much.

>Weapon - 8

Sounds like a painful weapon to get killed by so i better be careful she doesn't think talking to other girls counts as cheating.

>Tell - 17

How often does this happen? Let's hope this gives me time to run away if she snaps and want's to kill me or something.

Age: 2

5-10 years younger, I'm mid 30s so she's in her mid 20s I can work with that

Skin: 6

Tanned

Eyes: 9, 7

Green

Hair:

red head

Breast size: 3

Small but sensitive B or C cup

Ass: 3

Getting there,

Background: 6

Completely normal

Personality: I'm gonna go for three rolls here to represent the complexity of human personality 4,2,1

Calm and cool

Doormat

Innocent

Intelligence and Athletics: 3, 2

Extremely intelligent; genius

Interests: 12, 3 and 7, 1

Cooking (like any good woman); 3 I'm safe

Martial Arts; black belt babe

Height: 5

Around my height (5'6)

Weight: 2, 8

Skinny 110 Lbs

Physical Features: 15, 7, 13, 9

Very soft skin and perfect facial features. Her face is gorgeous

Very Long Hair on her head, lower bits all shaved ;)

Full Lips

Freckles

Now for the Dark side:

Crazy: aren't we all just a little crazy though? :) 10

She is extremely dedicated to me, at all costs. She will attend to my every whim, and will do anything I ask her, even going so far as to become a maid if you want her to. However, she will not let anyone else have me, and will gleefully murder any other woman that gets near me. roll 1 weapon, and 2 tell

Weapons: 3

Her fists and legs, honed to a sharp perfection

Tells: 16 and 14

Takes out her phone and takes phone and takes pics of everything

She starts coming on to me, hard

Rolled 5, 6, 4, 5, 1, 10, 5, 3, 2, 10, 6, 5 = 62 (12d10)

>>5842

Rolling for age, skin, eyes, hair, breasts, ass, background, personality,intellegence, athleticism, height, and weight. copying your text anon kun

Rolled 7, 6, 14, 18, 11, 19 = 75 (6d20)

>>5851 interests, features, magic, insanity, weapons, and tells. Alright then…

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5852

>>5851

Maybe playing this was a mistake

D 10 Profile

Same age

Tan

Brown eyes

Brown hair

Flat - A real shame

Enormous ass - ridiculously huge

Orphan

Airhead - she does her own thing, i have control of what she does.

Highly intelligent - 10 roll doesn't add anything

At least 2-3 heads taller than me - I rolled long legs so she's a giant

Average weight

D 20 Profile

Survivalist because she was an orphan/Martial artist - I need to roll a d10 to see her skill

Long legs

A ghost - She died poor, alone, and cold

Extreme sadist - she wants revenge on the living by seriously harming the people around me

Armed with a firearm, a rifle?

Tells

Runs and cries in a corner asking for me. I have to roll 2 more times. Already, the last thing you hear before she snaps is her ghostly sobbing, asking for my help.

So i'm haunted by the malevolent spirit of woman who had a hard life of living on the streets. This is terrible. Rolling 1 d10 for martial arts skill

Rolled 20, 3 = 23 (2d20)

>>5854

Master of any stype of fighting. Martial arts master? Rolling 2 d20 for 2 more tells

>>5855

She cries in a corner while biting her thumb and caressing her shotgun/rifle.

>>5023

younger than me

Light skin

blue eyes

Blonde

Small and sensitive breasts

HUGE ass

Childhood Friend

Gloomy

Genius level smarts

Likes the occult

Has minor knowledge magic

A head shorter than me

Skinny

Full lips

Soft skin and beautiful face

Actually an elder god

Believes she knows me from a past life

Uses a bludgeoning weapon

She fondles her weapon

Laughs hysterically

>>5023

>Age: (5)

Same age, works for me.

>Skin (10)

Very light/pale

>Eyes: (7)

Blue

>Hair (8)

Blonde

>Breasts (6)

Average

>Ass (10)

It's huge, I wish it was a bit smaller.

>Background (2)

Extremely rich, parents own a private island. Has a lot of personal servants

>Personality (1)

Innocent, and doesn't know much of the world.

>Intelligence and Athletics (5) followed by a (7)

Average

>Interests (2)

Firearms and tactics, studied wars in the past and knows how to lead her parents corporate army effectively.

>Height (1)

Much shorter than me, so her love of fighting becomes more adorable.

>Weight (6)

Average for her age

>Distinctive Features (20)

Insane

>Insanity (8)

Complete self hatred, believes that nothing good can happen to her,

>Weapons (9)

A longsword

>Tells (7), (14)

Messes with her clothing before coming on to me.

5

>Same age

3

>Deeply tan

8

>Blue eyes

1

>Black hair

6

>D cup

9

>Bigger than average ass

1

>Supernatural yandere

4

>Calm and cool personality

10

>Very athletic yandere

8

>Interested in martial arts

10

>She's a giant

3

>She's skinny

9

>Freckles

16

>She's a succubus

14

>Involved in major crime ring

4, 11

>Speargun, a single firearm

10

>Grabs face and stares deeply into eyes

>Age - 6

My age, that's nice.

>Skin - 8

Light skinned, average,

>Eyes - 7

Blue eyes are cute.

>Hair - 3

Black. So she's a normal enough looking girl.

>Breasts - 10

And that's why I am attracted to her. I take it back, she's not average at all.

>Ass - 9

Ass is nice too, but not as much as boobs. Either way, she's got huge curves and I ain't complaining.

>Background - 2

Rich girl too. Shaping up to be nice.

>Personality - 6

Active and Energetic.

>Intelligence - 3 - 4

And she's intelligent rather than athletic. Not a genius, but still really smart.

>Interests - 18 - 9

Crazy into the occult. So much that she has learned magic. I get a roll on that later.

>Height - 6

Just a bit taller than me, but not by much. Puts me at just above boobheight.

>Distinctive Features - 20

She's batshit crazy. I get a roll on insanity later too.

>Magical Features - 9

A big tittied insane rich girl witch. I don't think I need to worry about her cursing me.

>Insanity - 2

Perfect, she's a stalker. Best kind of yandere. Get 2 more rolls later on.

I'm gonna guess I get two rolls on this because of the distinctive feature above.

>Insanity - 17

So not only is she a stalker, she's always there and can't really talk to anyone else. Funny how they link up perfectly. Also get another weapon and 3 more tells.

>Weapons (2 rolls) - 11 - 4

Rich girls love guns. Guns are normal enough, but the speargun is the real crazy one. Always near me, and always packing heat… Feel sorry for anyone that she thinks gets in her way.

> Tells (4 rolls) - 17 - 18 - 10 - 20

She grabs my face and stares into my eyes at random. This is the normal one, compared to the rest of her tells. Narrating her stalking me and everything she sees, fiddling around with her guns in public. And then she also randomly starts masturbating too.

10/10 girl. Probably wouldn't have too many regrets. There are definitely worse outcomes, cant think of any better.

The first thing you notice when you walk in is that the room is lived in. white walls almost fully covered with a NASA, science (including a weird amount of toxicology and anatomy) and sci fi posters and a carpeted floor which feels nice to your feet. There is a thick coat of science and fashion magazines (which are all opened and labelled at dresses of girls I’ve looked at with slight interest) covering the wide white with a hint of pink desk. Her wireless keyboard and mouse lay on her bed which is somewhere between a two man bed and a one man bed (“perfect for sleeping together”-her).

We were both doing the same train and bus journey from the north of the Netherlands to Paris, the only seat left was the one next to me (or at least that is what she said) and my earbuds broke so I was forced to socialize. The conversation took some effort to come of the ground, but it kept going after she angrily mentioned anti-vaccination-parents in an annoyed tone. That small common ground lead to talking about things like autism, the ethics of parental diagnoses and public scientific awareness. The final straw that melted the camels heart was sharing earbuds with short cables to share music. We decided to go and share a hotel room after that.

She always felt slightly insecure about her weight. She feels like someone could carry her around like a surfboard without effort and she isn’t that kind of girl. She also feels like she has betrayed her mother who was curvy but always made it look good. She has tried to put on weight by overeating but she gets nauseous by eating less than an adult portion. But she also understands that being skinny can has its advantages like piggy back rides and access to more sex positions. Over the years the feelings of insecurity started to disappear, but they keep persisting.

Age: young

Skin: pale (chosen from very dark/black)

Eyes: brown or black

Hair: brown

Breasts: small (mod because skinny)

Ass: getting there

Background: 2 rich (chosen from 8 foreigner (I’m a dyslectic so no))

Personality: 9 slut

Intelligence and athletics: looks average is secretly smart

Interests: survivalist

Height: a head shorter

Weight: skinny (chosen from chubby)

Physical features: crazy hairstyle

Magical feature: 4 snake girl

Insanity: 6 inevitability of faith

Weapon: cleaver 12

Tells: 19 running away and crying and 20 taking out weapon and fondeling

>age - 9

top nee-san

>skin - 6

oh boy and she's moderately gyaru

>eyes - 4

brown

>hair - 2

Black hair, I'm somewhat apprehensive.

>tits - 8

BIG TIDDIES :--DDDD

>ass - 4

but an ass that seems disproportionately small

>meeting - 9

Oh so she's a poorfag with a big family. Is she a spic?

>personality - 2

Doormat. How is this even yandere?

>fitness - 10 , 10

Holy fuck she's an amazon.

>interests - 2 , 3

This bitch is full /k/, there is no way I'm going to live.

>height - 8

Goodness fuck, two heads taller than me and I'm 6'4". I am very nervous about this woman.

>special features - 10

Nothing special. I guess that's fine since she's already over 7 feet tall.

>insanity - 17

Needs to be near me at all times or she goes berserk. That's not good; this woman can go very berserk if she wants to.

>weapon - 5

Bludgeon, naturally. Probably a fucking giant club.

>tells - 10

She grabs my face and looks deeply into it.

I think the only reasonable thing to do here is become a mercenary couple. She's Mexican Hodor, there's really nothing else she's good for other than smashing bad guys, right?

>>5023

Right, let's do this

>Age

Rolled a 10, Ara ara

>Skin

5, i'm fine with a little bit of tan

>Eyes

1, dark eyes

>Hair

10, 4, purple warning coloration hair, no wonder she's insane

>Breasts

6, average breasts

>Ass

6, still average

>Background

5, orphan

>Personality

8, proper and courteous

>Int and Ath

7,9, she's secretly super strong

>Interests

Survivalism and 16, science

>Height

4, ideal slightly shorter height which is fortunate because i have no particular height fetish

>Weight

7, Chubby and also add a 2 to the breasts roll which become huge milkers

>Distinctive feature

7, very long hair

Not a great fan of that, but i'm too lazy to write 100 words just to fix that so let's just make that she keeps them in a bun

>Insanity

Here begins the fun

5, so she begins some sort of cult around me. i'm ok with this

>Weapon

10 sharp kitchen knife

>Tells

1, vacant eyes

You know what, i think i got a pretty good roll compared to some other ones i read in this thread

>Age

5: Same age.

>Skin

4: Deeply tan.

>Eyes

9: Roll again. 6: Purple.

>Hair

10: Roll again. 1: Green.

>Breasts

6: Average.

>Ass

8: Big.

>Background

6: Normal.

>Personality

3: Airhead.

>INT/ATH

5: Average. 9: Actually strong.

>Interests

12: Cooking. 2: Nothing illegal.

>Height

6: About a head taller.

>Weight

4: Average.

>Distinctive Physical Features

9: Freckles.

>Magical Features

N/A

>Insanity

8: Self-hatred.

>Weapons

3: Fists and legs.

>Tells

18: Masturbation. 7: Pulls clothes.

I was expecting to get yandere Jason Voorhees, but this was rather tame.

>>5023

>age: roll 5

Same age, eh?

>skin: roll 5

And tanned, too. Could be a surfer, or maybe a farmgirl.

>eyes: roll 3

>hair: roll 10; roll 7

Black eyes, white hair…not sure if I should be worried where this is going.

>breasts: roll 10

>ass: roll 9

Wow, that's a bit more than I expected. all praise unto the dice gods

>background: roll 8

So she's a foreigner? Maybe that explains the tan, hair, and eyes.

>personality: roll 6

Gotta admit, that kind of energy and willpower is admirable.

>int+ath: roll 10, roll 9

…And it looks like said energy and willpower have paid off, because holy fuck is she fast.

>interests: roll 5, roll 4

She's got a full kit and loves going in the woods. Which makes our rural town just right for her, I guess. Sometimes she disappears in there for days…

>height: roll 1

>weight: roll 2, roll 6

…She's an olympian shortstack survivalist. Damn.

>dpf: roll 3

And she's utterly mute. Not that she'd be saying much while doing the survivalist thing, but still.

>insanity: roll 17

I think this might explain why she started dragging me out to her forest hut. And why she holds my hand literally whenever she can everywhere else.

>weapons: roll 13

Needles are small enough even she can carry plenty, and just as deadly as a gun if used right. Considering how fucking fast she is, that's not difficult. Makes for easy rabbit hunts, deer are somewhat more difficult.

>tells: roll 19, 1, 10

Occasionally she starts showing signs that things are truly not right, besides the whole "always with me" thing. This starts with her ending up sobbing in some corner, mouthing my name, and leads to her staring into my eyes. Her own eyes aren't good at those times…I don't really have a better way to describe them.

>Age

Rolled 3, she is 17

>Skin

Rolled 7, normal white skin

>Eyes

Rolled 4, brown

>Hair

Rolled 5, Light brown

>Breasts

Rolled 9, big bewbs

>Ass

Rolled 2, perfect small butt

>Background

Rolled 8, foreign qt

>Personality

Rolled 6, shes hyperactive

>INT/ATH

Rolled 3 & 2, shes very smart

>Interests

Rolled 15, /sci/dere

>Height

Rolled 4, shes around 5'9

>Weight

Rolled 2, skinny

>Distinctive Physical Features

Rolled 13

>Magical Features

[x]

>Insanity

Rolled 18, Sadistic serial killer

>Weapons

Rolled 7, Poison

>Tells

Rolled 3, 4 & 15

>Age - 8

Okay, so she's about 32 then. Cool

>Skin - 10

Pale skin

>Eyes - 5

Brown Eyes

>Hair - 9

Redhead too… Young MILF ginger, so far so good

>Breasts - 4

C-Cup

>Ass - 4

Small. That's fine, at least she's not flat.

>Background - 10

Magical Girl… oh fuck.

>Personality - 7

Shy. Okay, that helps a bit. Kind of cute, really.

>Athletics/Intelligence - 8

Well, considering I'm a weakling IRL, this is really bad. Well, at least she keeps fit.

>Second Athletics - 10

Well I'm fucked, even without the magic. With it, my yandere's now some Celtic Druid Warrior or some shit. That's both cool and terrifying.

>Interests - 11 (Books - 9)

Okay, so she's super into reading sports books. Hope she has other reading interests, because I'm not a sports guy myself.

>Height - 6

Well, with her fitness I'm not surprised.

>Weight - 8

Given everything else I've rolled so far, I'm going to assume she probably wears the extra weight well. This also upgrades her curves to a nice size, which is a nice bonus.

>Distinctive Feature - 15

Soft skin and a gorgeous face… I can live with that.

>Insanity - 17

So she's super clingy to me and can't even communicate with other people… fits with her shyness, but not being able to leave her alone is going to be an issue.

>Weapon - 18

A scalpel… probably the worse option I could've rolled, since it's both thematically inappropriate with my mental image so far and is easy for her to conceal.

>Tells - 8, 17, 2

So she narrates to herself in a creepy whisper while playing with a sharp object before she strikes… that's fucking terrifying.

So in short, I've now got some Celtic warrior druid woman as my GF that despite being both tall and crazy strong is incredibly dependent on me (or more specifically my presence) to keep from going into a bloodrage and murdering everyone in sight. That is both awesome and scary as fuck.

>>5023

rolling for a blonde qt