Psst.
Psst! 'Ey!
You one'a th' loonies, then? Naw?
Well, 'at's good, 'at's real good…
Now, I'm 'yer newest pal, Trusty Patches. 'Ere's a little form for 'ya t' fill out…
Finish that up, an' I'll point 'yer towards some right good treasure!
Nyahaha! Nyahahahaha…
>Name:
>Race: (Human, Elf, Dwarf, Halfling, Orc, any crossbreed or a race of your own design approved by me. What you decide to be depends on where you start out.)
>Token: (Something close to you. Holding onto it keeps you sane. Bad things happen to those who lose their tokens.)
>Fluff: (What ARE you? Are you a cleric, coming to assist a chapter in purging the lands of corruption? Are you a thief, stealing from those well-off to line your own purse? Are you a wandering warrior, selling your sword to the highest bidder?)
DON'T FILL OUT BELOW
>Health: Fine
>Equipment: (What you're currently wearing or using.)
>Inventory: (What you have, but don't have equipped.)
>Bonus:
…Oh?
'Yer noggin's a bit whacked up? Don't quite remember 'yer homeland, 'en?
Let me refresh 'yer memory…
Off in th' north's th' icy nation'a Hierglan. Right stiff fuckers, them, can't take a joke. Humans, mostly, heard tell of elves and the like being prosecuted. Rumor says their capital city's built right on top'a th' portal t' th' Abyss itself! But 'at can't be right, can it?
On th' western part of th' globe's Arnuhr. Traders, merchants, politicians, slimey littlePost too long. Click here to view the full text.