Alright, here's a few more from me.
The could'a been hoe: Aka that bitch you wish was yours but never will be, no matter how much you try, you just aint got what she wants partner.
This hoe will do you something wild, your head is gonna be fucked if you get sucked into her blackhole just a few times, bitch have you addicted to that pussy like cats to milk, you'll be begging for a taste of that pussy any time of the day, you just gotta have it, all the damn time, cause you had it a few times, and damn nigga aint been nothing better since, but alas, she found someone else, she's just another hoe now, many men can haver her, but her heart is currently fixated on only one, and boi...It aint you. Sad to say, but don't worry, you'll live to fuck another hoe, another day. This that kinda hoe that get you logging on SL crazy hours, she's in your head even when you log off the damn game, now you aint even a thing, you barely friends these days, or maybe "just friends". For my brothers that felt the same... The could'a been hoe.
Age? Who gives a fuck nigga, oneitis can be anything.
Pic related: A choice waifu, but not my waifu~